Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Whatever

TCS

It looked like El Pad and Keith were the only ones to tell me what post to grade. So they make the finals. Tell me by next tuesday who won. I don't care anymore.


Other stuff

Dude in the office quit smoking by getting hypnotized. ns

tem prediction: Rashad Evans will fight Silva next for the UFC Middleweight title.

WVU hoops is so fucking bad.

I have golden handcuffs at work. Fuck.




170 comments:

El Padrino said...

whats a matter tem you didnt get 13 hours of sleep last night?

El Padrino said...

Iran sent a monkey into space

El Padrino said...

Apple unexpectedly added a new member to its iPad line on Tuesday, offering a 9.7-inch Retina iPad with 128 gigabytes of storage -- doubling the tablet's previous max capacity.

El Padrino said...

HEY

HO

that song is like that fun song, pretty sure i love it will get annoying quickly

BLUE said...

it's been around a while

those guys are from Denver

El Padrino said...

im always late to music

always

i dont listen to radio that's why

El Padrino said...

they look like they live in a gentrified hood like portlandia or park slope

BLUE said...

Hey Ho

can't believe EP had never heard this song

tem said...

"whats a matter tem you didnt get 13 hours of sleep last night?"

actually i got 10.5.

i think it is a sign of clincal depression.

BLUE said...

your wife is pregnant...you should be depressed

Jugdish said...

danettes

El Padrino said...

ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY!

El Padrino said...

"can't believe EP had never heard this song"

heard it for the first time when they were on SNL, 2 weeks ago

El Padrino said...

ha, naughty by nature

not cuz i hatcha

Keef said...

Tem

I won

Keef said...

i'm getting one very soon, bonus gets paid out next cycle




I thought Groundhog Day wasnt until February

BLUE said...

my favorite utube clip

BLUE said...

and now he's procreating

El Padrino said...

"i think it is a sign of clincal depression."

cheer up

you are awesome

BLUE said...

"cheer up"

analyze this

Meiz said...

"heard it for the first time when they were on SNL, 2 weeks ago"

Holy shit.

BLUE said...

tem

just take this advise

BLUE said...

chilis has lunch combos for $6

Meiz said...

The Rock is the new face of BALCO.

Nostalgia acts should not be champions. Fuck The Rock

BLUE said...

"Nostalgia acts should not be champions. Fuck The Rock"

it's meiz

El Padrino said...

"Last year, John Harbaugh told an associate that the brothers had vacationed together recently. They were goofing off in the water and their horseplay — as it has since they were schoolboys — got a little heated.

Jim Harbaugh held his brother under the water, the Ravens’ public-relations chief Kevin Byrne said, until bubbles started coming out of his nose. Then he finally let go of him."


Jim is a beast

El Padrino said...

still real to you huh meiz

Meiz said...

Fuck The Rock. He's a bum.

He got trashed on the mic AGAIN. This time it was Punk, and all Rocky has is that If Ya Smell bullshit. Fuck outta here, Rocky.

Jugdish said...

Fuck The Rock. He's a bum.



that's what mick used to say

El Padrino said...

McDonald's Has Higher Net Profit Margins Than Competitors

BEAST

Meiz said...

"McDonald's Has Higher Net Profit Margins Than Competitors"


Water is wet?

Meiz said...

RIP TCS

Meiz said...

So, I bit it pretty hard last night. Walked over to by buddy's crib to drop off some of the many items he left up at the cabin when he left this weekend. Out the door, onto the sidewalk, right at a busier intersection just before I got to the corner. I just sat there and laughed. There was no way I could save myself.

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

Which two Dodgers hit back-to-back homers to give them a comeback victory in Game 5 of the 1981 World Series?

A. Ron Cey and Dusty Baker
B. Dusty Baker and Pedro Guerrero
C. Pedro Guerrero and Steve Yeager
D. Steve Garvey and Ron Cey

Keef said...

Holy shit.



Said the guy who didn't know about Muse until like a month ago

El Padrino said...

B

El Padrino said...

I also won TCS tem.

Keef said...

B



No. You're really good at trivia

Keef said...

I also won TCS tem.



Original

Keef said...

If cmlp knew that LP was competing in the TCS, she'd kill him

El Padrino said...

No. You're really good at trivia

thanks

El Padrino said...

"If cmlp knew that LP was competing in the TCS, she'd kill him"

who hurt you?

BLUE said...

the one with ron cey

Keef said...

the one with ron cey




No

Keef said...

who hurt you?



Well, a few years ago I was in a restaurant and the fire alarm went off and some little dude punched me in the chest

Jugdish said...

ha

Jugdish said...

wussbag

Meiz said...

"Said the guy who didn't know about Muse until like a month ago"

Stop it. Ho Hey has been a ubiquitous song for 10 months now. Muse is a prog-rock band from the UK that's never had a commercial hit.

Keef said...

Stop it. Ho Hey has been a ubiquitous song for 10 months now. Muse is a prog-rock band from the UK that's never had a commercial hit.




Come on, mize. Now your* just being silly. Their song Uprising was yahuge

Keef said...

Ho Hey has been a ubiquitous song for 10 months now.


I agree.

El Padrino said...

blue original research indicates they did live in park slope, couldnt afford it, moved to Denver

funny

El Padrino said...

watching Carmelo Anthony play basketball on a regular basis is awesome

Jugdish said...

no

/cmblue

Keef said...

TURN OFF THAT GAME, ANTHONY!!

/cmlp

El Padrino said...

jesus your a monster

El Padrino said...

Rob Ryan

FACE

Jugdish said...

he needs 5 more minutes

El Padrino said...

TWSS

Jugdish said...

Rob Ryan

Jugdish said...

zorse race

Keef said...

Went this morning and saw the ultrasound. I guess there really is something in there

El Padrino said...

it's science

El Padrino said...

Woman Filled Her Vagina With Poison To Try To Kill Her Husband When He Went Down On Her


crafty

tem said...

" Keef said...
Tem

I won"


does anyone second this motion?

tem said...

" El Padrino said...
I also won TCS tem."

does anyone second this motion?

Jugdish said...

tem, i won

Jugdish said...

cool ranch dorito taco shell being rolled out by taco bell

tem said...

jugbeth did not win.

El Padrino said...

cool ranch dorito taco shell being rolled out by taco bell

GROSS

Jugdish said...

jugbeth did not win.


does anyone second this motion?

El Padrino said...

I do.

Aitch said...

I second EP's motion. Dude is so pussy whipped and out if it, he NEEDS this. I'm worried about the little guy...

Jugdish said...

he'll be so smurfing happy if he wins

tem said...

his motion that jugbeth didn't win?

tem said...

oh, you second his motion that he won.

got it.

tem said...

apparently i have a meeting to go to now.

Meiz said...

Did I miss El Pad copping to being whipped? I should check.

BLUE said...

i motion that I won

Keef said...

cool ranch dorito taco shell being rolled out by taco bell

GROSS




Yes, gross. Cool ranch doritos are not good

Keef said...

Did I miss El Pad copping to being whipped? I should check.



He pretends to let her believe that she's in charge by letting her boss him around and running his life

Keef said...

does anyone second this motion?



You know you do

Meiz said...

"Yes, gross. Cool ranch doritos are not good"


Cool Ranch Doritos are the best Doritos

Jugdish said...

i like the cool ranch doritos too

Jugdish said...

these are my favorite doritos

Aitch said...

The SI article on Ray Lewis should cause some commotion these next few days.

As will the Miami New Times article about "Dr." Bosch and his link to several pro athletes.

Love me some controversy.

Jugdish said...

one of these just opened up near my house...suite

BLUE said...

"The SI article on Ray Lewis should cause some commotion these next few days.

As will the Miami New Times article about "Dr." Bosch and his link to several pro athletes.
"

looks like a cnp to me

Keef said...

Cool Ranch Doritos are the best Doritos



Who are you?

El Padrino said...

"He pretends to let her believe that she's in charge by letting her boss him around and running his life"

your sick

BLUE said...

his sick what

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

Everyone play week 10 yet?

El Padrino said...

no but you wish i did

you want me in this league
you need me in this league

Meiz said...

No, you son of a bitch

Keef said...

you want me in this league

Yes




you need me in this league

No

Keef said...

Dude is so pussy whipped and out if it, he NEEDS this.



Don't be pussy whipped Whip that pussy. Like this here. Bang bang bang bang

El Padrino said...

aitch throws the worst bait

Keef said...

That's because he eats the rest

El Padrino said...

oh face

Meiz said...

My idiot friend in the FB video brought a shit ton of minnows up north after I tolt him not to. I dumped about $20 worth of minnows yesterday.

El Padrino said...

deer antler spray

Aitch said...

Thanks for linking that, EP.

Jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

couldn't play week 10, was pulling up carpet

Keef said...

That's what you have kids for

El Padrino said...

so buying live pisses none of you off?

it's like i paying additional for cable

how could this not piss meiz off

BLUE said...

company just canned the COO

tem said...

"Everyone play week 10 yet?"

no, i went to bed at 9

tem said...

"That's what you have kids for"

they aren't old enough to play NCAA

tem said...

"company just canned the COO"

is that good for blue or bad?

tem said...

i got a new keyboard today. my old one had 10 years of dirt and dust in it. i'll miss it.

El Padrino said...

"company just canned the COO"

is that good for blue or bad?"

good

congrats blue

BLUE said...

"is that good for blue or bad?"

major shakeup.

it's not really anything for blue honestly other than he was the one who hired me, and had helped build the organization from nothing basically

tem said...

that sounds bad for blue.

tem said...

its like when the GM that hired a coach gets fired.

the new GM comes in and wants his own coach, so the old coach gets fired soon.

tem said...

blue needs to either be the new COO or be really nice to the new one.

El Padrino said...

sorry to hear that blue

Keef said...

so buying live pisses none of you off?



No




it's like i paying additional for cable

It's like the equivalent of $3/month

El Padrino said...

but i have cable already

think thats what bothers me

El Padrino said...

whatever

El Padrino said...

im gonna leave soon

Keef said...

Do you pay for Netflix or Hulu?

tem said...

why would buying live piss me off?

if living in NYC doesn't piss you off, then i have no idea why buying live would piss you off.

hell at least live is the same price for you and us.

instead of most other purchases where is costs you over twice as much as what it costs me.

Meiz said...

"how could this not piss meiz off"

It would be nice if it was free, but hey. I play video games and I don't pay for cable.

BLUE said...

"the new GM comes in and wants his own coach, so the old coach gets fired soon."

they already hired a new CFO, blue made it through one season with them.

change in COO doesn't matter to me much, other than it comes as kind of a shock

although i've known they were working on coming up with a severance package for awhile.

Jugdish said...

other than it comes as kind of a shock

although i've known they were working on coming up with a severance package for awhile


so you're shocked, but not surprised?

tem said...

sounds like it

BLUE said...

"so you're shocked, but not surprised?"

yes

tem said...

my golden handcuffs got a lot tighter today.

Meiz said...

"Do you pay for Netflix or Hulu?"

I believe he pays for Netflix. I think the line used was "Man up bro, you don't have an extra $8 a month?"

Meiz said...

I don't know what golden handcuffs means. Is that some kind of deviant sex thing?

BLUE said...

i'm shocked it happened today...i knew it was going to eventually happen though

BLUE said...

"Golden handcuffs are a system of financial incentives designed to keep an employee from leaving the company. These can include employee stock options that will not vest for several years, but are more often contractual obligations to give back lucrative bonuses or other compensation if the employee leaves for another company."

BLUE said...

blue has a golden handcuffs

fucking sucks

BLUE said...

until i get paid the handcuff, then it doesn't suck

tem said...

" I don't know what golden handcuffs means"

it doesn't help that i am not using it exactly correct.

Keef said...

LP will pay $1500/yr to the Koreans to wash out his bacon strips, but won't pay $35/yr for XBox service

tem said...

it is woe that turns to eow.

tem said...

LP isn't allowed to pay XBox fee.

he is allowed to pay for laundry.

Keef said...

LP isn't allowed to pay XBox fee



Makes sense

tem said...

time to go.

congratulations to the TCS winner!

Jugdish said...

LP isn't allowed to pay XBox fee



that's what i let her think

/Lp

Jugdish said...

congratulations to the TCS winner!


Thanks!!


so many people to thank...

Keef said...

that's what i let her think

/Lp




Jug knows

Meiz said...

LP is amazing

Meiz said...

A friend of mine thinks I was bullshitting him when I told him my goal is to keep my meals under $3 each.

Meiz said...

It's super easy

Keef said...

I had a Marie Callenders turkey pot pie today. It was like $1.88 and it's filling

Meiz said...

Home time

Keef said...

Snowmobile rider Caleb Moore remains in critical condition days after a gruesome crash at the Winter X Games in Aspen.
His family thanked Moore's fans for their support Monday and asked for their prayers.
Caleb’s grandfather, Charles Moore, told The Denver Post on Monday that the prognosis was “not good.”
“It’s almost certain he’s not going to make it,” Charles Moore told the newspaper.



Shitty

Jugdish said...

It's super easy



chunky soup

BLUE said...

"Shitty"

yeah, after they took him to the hospital for a concussion, found out he had a heart contusion and rushed him in for surgery. During the surgery there was something that caused a complication in his brain...

does not look good at all.

Keef said...

During the surgery there was something that caused a complication in his brain...



Is that what makes him do flips on snowmobiles?

BLUE said...

dude has only been riding sleds for like 2 years...him and his brother and bonkers

BLUE said...

he and his brother

Keef said...

Kinda like that one dude who won the summer x games freestyle shit. He decided last minute he wanted to jump the snowmobiles. he had like 4 hours of experience on a snowmobile when he did his jump. He's the dude who did the jump and the sled took off into the crowd

Meiz said...

So, Terrence Ross is a hell of a leaper.

Meiz said...

Got a little dusty in here watching a tribute to Jim Hudson.

Keef said...

Who is that

Keef said...

Tem, aja, I did win the TCS

Meiz said...

He's a popular fishing guide a from way up north. Dude ruled.

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

Wall

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

good morning

Jugdish said...

morning

Jugdish said...

randy moss is one of the best receivers ever, but him saying he is the best ever is laughable. there is jerry rice, then there is a handful vying for 2nd and he is in that conversation...and that's debatable

BLUE said...

goo dee go

Jugdish said...

i have a two day fiscal law class that i have to take starting tomorrow (woe). that is one of the 5 or 6 classes and CBTs that i have to take just so i can use a government credit card (woe again)

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