Wednesday, January 09, 2013

United in Orange

That's the slogan this week. Whatever the fuck that means. Maybe we're going to have an Orange Out at the stadium on Saturday. They're having a fucking pep rally Friday at the stadium.

Call me reverse jinxer or whatever, but i've got a very uneasy feeling about this game, for whatever reason. I just see a distinct possibility of a couple of turnovers and a few big Ray Rice runs and this thing is a tight game.

Ms AJ McCarron is now the hottest thing on the planet. Gained like 200k twitter followers in 2 days. When you're an aspiring model, probably not a bad thing to have a big following.

RGIII should call Brandon Marshall and see how much he trust's Shanny and his "doctor's" advise.

Nick Saban is happy in Tuscaloosa. Well of course he is. I don't imagine him every leaving such a suite gig. Which probably means he's taking the Bears job.

"Nash hits milestone, talks woe". HA! fucking woe.

Lakers are a mess. I wouldn't be surprised if Kobe rapes another chick this season, just to get the stink off of the team.

Bill Cowher wants to eventually get back into the NFL. I doubt that happens. Much like Madden figured out, the TV gig is suite, and truth is, the game has passed cowher by. I never thought the Chin was that great of a coach to begin with.

Hockey is back. I think they should let the fans in free for the first month, only way to get some popularity and momementum back for that "sport".

McDonald's breakfast burritos are not great. That's one place where they need some help. whatta gotta green chili? Shit could be dope, beast should take notice. And i don't give a shit what it's made of, everytime the McRib comes around, i'm getting one, or 7.



139 comments:

tem said...

i don't think i have ever had a mcrib.

BLUE said...

"Troopers from the Washington barracks say the man jumped up, grabbed his shoes, slid down a hillside and walked to work. He was since been flown to a Pittsburgh hospital."

unbreakable

BLUE said...

"i don't think i have ever had a mcrib."

this is nonsense

tem said...

i believe it to be true

tem said...

i don't ever recall having one.

it is possible that they were either so good or so bad that my mind got blown and i forgot the whole event, but i believe that to be doubtful.

BLUE said...

it really could go either way

BLUE said...

when you have kids and have to go to mcdonalds 3 times a week, you'll get one

Jugdish said...

i don't think i have ever had a mcrib.


^^^

BLUE said...

fucking blasphemy

Jugdish said...

i don't really care for the mcnugget bbq sauce...is it the same stuff?

El Padrino said...

mcd in new mexico got the green chile sauce on borritos*

El Padrino said...

Cowher was pretty damn good. pretty damn consistent

El Padrino said...

plus Cowher broke Jeff Fishers leg that has to count for something

El Padrino said...

"I inherited a team that was 31st in the league in defense and made them better," Ryan told ESPNDallas.com's Tim MacMahon. "I (expletive) made them a hell of a lot better. I'll be out of work for like five minutes."

sounds like a Ryan

BLUE said...

"i don't really care for the mcnugget bbq sauce...is it the same stuff?"

nope different sauce, more like a southern bbq sauce

BLUE said...

"Cowher was pretty damn good. pretty damn consistent"

right, that team rolled out of bed and won 8 games..was that because of him, or the GM?

tomlin kept doing the same thing, noll was the same way before. I'm not so sure that it's that these guys are great head coaches, is all i'm saying

El Padrino said...

got to be a little bit because of the head coach, to make playoffs like 10 out of 15 years is pretty fucking good

El Padrino said...

good comparasion to madden, cowher only coached 5 more seasons, needed to won the super bowl in there

El Padrino said...

that chick aint even that hot

Keef said...

Vic Power, the Puerto Rican-born 1st baseman, was playing for Cleveland and later Kansas City in 1958 when he hit 10 triples to lead the American League

Keef said...

Of any animal, the pig has a diet most like a human’s.

Keef said...

Which of the following 1950s immortals hit 40 or more homers in five straight seasons?

A. Willie Mays
B. Mickey Mantle
C. Hank Aaron
D. Duke Snider

Keef said...

Today's MLB bdays...
Otis Nixon
Ralph Terry
Stan Javier
Jay Powell

El Padrino said...

Lance Armstrong Will Ask Oprah for Absolution, Forgiveness in Interview


what a loser

El Padrino said...

mickey mantle

Aitch said...

" And i don't give a shit what it's made of, everytime the McRib comes around, i'm getting one, or 7."

This

Keef said...

i don't think i have ever had a mcrib.




yo tambien

Aitch said...

I second EP on Mickey Mantle

Aitch said...

Which means we're probably both wrong.

Keef said...

you are correct

Keef said...

If you agree with EP, change your opinion.

Keef said...

You are correct about being incorrect

El Padrino said...

dammit

BLUE said...

the duke

Aitch said...

" If you agree with EP, change your opinion."

I've never been good at following my own advice.

Keef said...

blue wins

Keef said...

being in the BK, you would think that LP would know the answer

El Padrino said...

oh right the brooklyn dodgers

that team only left this area like 55 years ago

Jugdish said...

that team only left this area like 55 years ago



seems like yesterday

/tp

El Padrino said...

Kevin Garnett told Melo that his wife La-La tasted like honey nut cheerios.

This caused Melo to wait for KG outside the Celtics team bus.

El Padrino said...

you think Gruden is pissed no one is calling his ass

Aitch said...

How do you know that no one has called Gruden?

El Padrino said...

kimmel 11:35 now

giddy up

El Padrino said...

"How do you know that no one has called Gruden?"

we would know, he says he hasnt been contacted

BLUE said...

schefter says that gruden wants to coach

El Padrino said...

gruden said he's all ears

but no one is calling

Aitch said...

" he says he hasnt been contacted"

Cuz no one ever lies. Maybe he has been but doesn't want jobs with the team(s) that called. He could also be telling the truth. Just saying

Aitch said...

I sit around and watch the phone
But no one's callin
Call me pathetic
call me what you will.

BLUE said...

SAY I'M OLD FASHIONED
SAY I'M OVER THE HILL

Keef said...

ok billie joe

BLUE said...

remix

El Padrino said...

HOF announcement today

go Piazza!

Keef said...

My guess is that it'll just be Biggio. It would be cool if they voted bolth* the Killer B's in

Jugdish said...

woof?

Keef said...

It's funny seeing the list of people on their first attempt. Reggie Sanders, Ryan Klesko, Royce Clayton, Steve Finley, Kenny Lofton, Jeff Conine, Todd Walker. Man, I feel old

Keef said...

“He has a thousand-and-200-some friends on Facebook,” said owner Chris Painter.



Fucking people who make FB accts for their pets

Jugdish said...

Man, I feel old


i was thinking the same thing when they were listing them on the radio earlier

Keef said...

but you are old

El Padrino said...

piazza 1st ballot


stupid steroid era judging curve may hurt him though

El Padrino said...

we are all old except meiz and spiff

tp is ancient

BLUE said...

todd walker could make it

Jugdish said...

shanahan with RGIII before sending him back in

Keef said...

mize is like the same age as you, LP. Maybe a year younger

El Padrino said...

oh word?

what a loser then

Keef said...

I'm blockt* by that link, but I'm gonna guess that it's Bud Kilmer & Wendell

Jugdish said...

it is

Keef said...

I dunno about Piazza. I think he's a HOFer, I just don't think he's 1st ballot, if that makes sense. There's extra prestige that goes with being a 1st ballot HOFer, just not sure if he's deserving of that. Years 2-whatever, I'm fine with him going in. Just don't think he's worthy of first ballot

Keef said...

His defense was atrocious

Jugdish said...

this guy looks a little like aitch

Keef said...

ha

El Padrino said...

well he was a first baseman, stupid Lasorda told him to catch so he'd get called up quicker

Jugdish said...

told him to catch so he'd get called up quicker



i fell for that too

/kod

s

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

if i'd been born a blue............

tem said...

piazza = 3rd ballot.

he has enough steroid stank on him to delay it that much.

Aitch said...

No one is getting elected today.

tem said...

debbie downer

Jugdish said...

biggio has the best shot...i heard he has over 71% right now

Jugdish said...

< 71% is good!

/Lp

Aitch said...

Every time. I see a dude with a chick who is way out of his league it simultaneously pisses me off and gives me hope.

El Padrino said...

it shouldn't, you are broke

Aitch said...

Please excuse the random punctuation in that last statement.

tem said...

"Every time. I see a dude with a chick who is way out of his league it simultaneously pisses me off and gives me hope."

it makes me think he is either huge or rich.

Aitch said...

" it shouldn't, you are broke"

Yea cuz I'm sure the goofy dude treating his hot girl to McDonald's is rolling in it.

Jugdish said...

Yea cuz I'm sure the goofy dude treating his hot girl to McDonald's is rolling in it.



BEAST

tem said...

he didn't get all that money by taking every bitch to the steak house.

tem said...

she has to work her way up.

mc ds. then Outback. then maybe some high end place. then OG.

Aitch said...

Has anyone linked this yet? Richard Sherman mic'ed up from Sunday, including when he gets punched in the mouth.

Aitch said...

Worst thing about a new tattoo is the goddamn itch.

tem said...

and the lack of a dragon

Aitch said...

Highest vote getter was Biggio at 68%

El Padrino said...

"Yea cuz I'm sure the goofy dude treating his hot girl to McDonald's is rolling in it."

rich folk eat BEAST too

Keef said...

Worst thing about a new tattoo is the goddamn itch.


woe

Keef said...

and don't act like you didn't know that was coming

Keef said...

Had Oregano's for lunch. De-lish-us

BLUE said...

maybe that's the woe that Nash was talking about

Jugdish said...

Worst thing about a new tattoo is the goddamn itch.



better get that blood test

Keef said...

maybe the itch is from your nipple tickling your belly


(S)

BLUE said...

because his nipples are pierced?

BLUE said...

this conversation just got weird

Meiz said...

I've only had 1 McRib. I hated the pickles & onions. I like making home made McRibs with On-Cor rib patties.

El Padrino said...

the fuck is oreganos

Keef said...

because his nipples are pierced?



If you were on FB you would get the joke

Keef said...

the fuck is oreganos

El Padrino said...

fuck facebook

El Padrino said...

thanks for googling that for me

Keef said...

You are not welcome

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

anyone else following that pre-trial shit for the theater shooting guy? Holy crap

Keef said...

crazy stuff

Keef said...

what a failure. Dude might as well kill hisself

Jugdish said...

keeffast

Keef said...

fack

BLUE said...

"what a failure. Dude might as well kill hisself"

ha

BLUE said...

from keith's article:

"Troopers from the Washington barracks say the man jumped up, grabbed his shoes, slid down a hillside and walked to work. He was since been flown to a Pittsburgh hospital."

from blue's comment #2:

unbreakable

Jugdish said...

LP

Keef said...

Oh, it wasn't linkt* before.

Jugdish said...

According to a park official, at least six women suffered injury to their genital area on the X-treme Faser slide, in which participants can reportedly hit speeds up to 45 miles per hour.



i call that a bath

/beth

Jugdish said...

Oh, it wasn't linkt* before.


this morning, on yesterdays post

BLUE said...

yes, twas linked

Aitch said...

"and don't act like you didn't know that was coming"

The itching or your woe comment? Actually, doesn't matter, cuz I knew both were coming.

Keef said...

this morning, on yesterdays post



OIC

Keef said...

wall

BLUE said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

if cmtem thinks he is nerdy for playing video games, wait until he is up late scoring tcs

Keef said...

RIP TCS

Jugdish said...

tem had a rule that if gave someone an automatic win if they got a tattoo on their breast...aitch beat him to the punch

Jugdish said...

if gave...oops

Meiz said...

RIP TemJugBeth

tem said...

Tcs is going to be next week

tem said...

You score your own TCS

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"You score your own TCS"

EP wins

BLUE said...

aaron sele got a vote for HOF?

are you kidding me

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

why would Brian Kelly want the eagles job?

BLUE said...

he's never gonna beat alabama, may as well leave now

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

I guess I should have bet jugbeth on the uga/fla basketball game tonight

tem said...

WVU basketball is terrible

Jugdish said...

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