Thursday, January 31, 2013

Too blessed to be stressed!

That was for you, keef.

Way too much Ray Lewis talk and not nearly enough Harbaugh coverage for my liking this week. I'd rather hear all about the Harbaugh brothers for the rest of the week than anything else about Ray Lewis. Side note...Donald Driver announced he is retiring.

GO PACK GO!!! /mize

Planet of the Apes

Super Bowl Sunday + having Monday off = suite

I'm taking a hiatus from booze for a little while after Sunday. Its a weight loss thing...I figure once I lose around 20lbs I'll be back on the wagon...or off the wagon.

GO!

183 comments:

Jugdish said...

mize, my brother never made it to the zoo, but he did go to the bulls bucks game

El Padrino said...

"I'm taking a hiatus from booze for a little while after Sunday. Its a weight loss thing...I figure once I lose around 20lbs I'll be back on the wagon...or off the wagon."


ridiculous

if anything booze can be used to lose weight

Jugdish said...

if anything booze can be used to lose weight



i don't know about that...but not drinking helps me focus on eating healthy a little more

El Padrino said...

shutup

Jugdish said...

i took a 2 month hiatus last year...not a bad thing to do now and then

El Padrino said...

i said shutup

Jugdish said...

you should join me in this hiatus

Jugdish said...

That's what happened to a Bay Area couple who sent $5,900 to a supposed Ravens season-ticket holder for four tickets. Instead of the passes in return, Sharon Osgood received a piece of paper that featured a picture of Colin Kaepernick and Joe Flacco with the words, “"Enjoy the game!!!! Go Ravens!!! LOL” typed underneath.




LOL...this has aitch written all over it

El Padrino said...

you should join me in this hiatus

stop it

Jugdish said...

wussbag

Jugdish said...

hundredpushups.com too

Jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

May as well get the drinking hiatus in before the kid comes, won't have any chance to not drink after

BLUE said...

It you'll "need" to or something like that

Jugdish said...

diaper

Keef said...

if anything booze can be used to lose weight



awesome

Jugdish said...

there needs to be an Lp "phrase a day" calendar for 2014

Keef said...

Which 300-game winner had the highest winning percentage?

A. Warren Spahn
B. Lefty Grove
C. Christy Mathewson
D. Walter Johnson

Keef said...

if anything booze can be used to lose weight



"Six pack by July". Maybe you aren't drinking enough

Keef said...

Today's MLB bdays...

Nolan Ryan
Ernie Banks
Jackie Robinson
Hank Aguirre

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

did LP really get mad that Keith's prize for TCS was tickets some lady he works with gave him?

El Padrino said...

no

El Padrino said...

matthewson

BLUE said...

walter johnson

Keef said...

no

Jugdish said...

Nathan Jessup

Keef said...

no

Jugdish said...

lefty

Keef said...

jug knows

Keef said...

Our seats last night were redonk. Sat in this thing called Club Annexus. Had some all you can eat buffet, an ice cream bar, a couple bars in a nightclub type setting. There was so much tail there. Michael Phelps was in there for a minute. Walked past John Skelton and his gf was a 10, a fucking 10

tem said...

keith tasted the good life. he wants more.

Meiz said...

Sounds awesome

tem said...

its like pooping in the executive bathroom. once you poop there, you never want to poop anywhere else.

Jugdish said...

executive bathroom

Keef said...

keith tasted the good life. he wants more.



Exactly. I still hate the NBA. But I had a grand ol' time

Meiz said...

"its like pooping in the executive bathroom. once you poop there, you never want to poop anywhere else."

Man, I can't bring myself to grumpy in the big warehouse john any more. It's so cold and dirty in there compared to the nice crappers

tem said...

we don't have a fancy bathroom here. just the normal one

Meiz said...

"Exactly. I still hate the NBA. But I had a grand ol' time"

I've never come across a person that says they hate nearly as many things as you.

NS

Keef said...

I've never come across a person that says they hate nearly as many things as you.



I am probably overdramatic with the word "hate".


ns

Keef said...

I don't "hate" the NBA. I just don't enjoy watching it on TV. Going to a game in person is cool because of the atmosphere and all the hot ass

Jugdish said...

there are girls like that everywhere. you should check out a state fair for some hot ass

/mize

Meiz said...

I was a halfstep away from going full on Meiz freaking out at his computer because he was a moron & DL'd the fake-ass firstrowsports.tv "desktop app".

Keef said...

or the zoo

Jugdish said...

what's full on meiz?

El Padrino said...

"Going to a game in person is cool because of the atmosphere and all the hot ass"

so you do hate the NBA

Jugdish said...

"Yeah, oh yeah, man, I could definitely play for coach Belichick," Reed responded. "He is a great coach. I'm sure he can help me to expand my football knowledge even more as a player and as a coach, so if I'm ever able to be around him, just like I was at the Pro Bowl, it's huge. It's the reason why I wear my sweater cut off a little bit. ... Most people will tell you around the facility that's how I look. It's just a blessing to even have met, to know coach Belichick."



reed has belichick chills

Meiz said...

"what's full on meiz?"

You did a bad job at reading

Keef said...

so you do hate the NBA



Who hurt you?

El Padrino said...

You.

::sobbing::

Keef said...

wussbag

/jug

BLUE said...

"Dan Marino, is now admitting that he impregnated a CBS Sports production assistant in 2004. He already had six kids with his wife of 28 years."

Keef said...

Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.

BLUE said...

laces out DAN

BLUE said...

this is big news here

El Padrino said...

"Dan Marino, is now admitting that he impregnated a CBS Sports production assistant in 2004. He already had six kids with his wife of 28 years."

damit

Keef said...

San Francisco 49ers cornerback Chris Culliver apologized Thursday for anti-gay comments he made to a comedian Artie Lange during Super Bowl media day, saying "that's not what I feel in my heart."




Sofa king stupid. It's exactly what you feel in your heart or you wouldn't have said it.

Meiz said...

Just remembered peanuts are the bomb cheap snack that will keep me from feeling hungry. Gotta get a big old bag of those from the produce section tonight.

tem said...

"it's exactly what you feel in your heart or you wouldn't have said it."

what did he say? i am sure that we all have typed shit here that isn't what is in our heart.

so i think it is totally possible for him to say something that he didn't really believe.

tem said...

why would you want old nuts?

Keef said...

what did he say? i am sure that we all have typed shit here that isn't what is in our heart.

so i think it is totally possible for him to say something that he didn't really believe.




"The interview began with Lange asking Culliver about his sexual plans with women during Super Bowl week. Lange followed up with a question about whether Culliver would consider pursuing a gay man.
"I don't do the gay guys, man. I don't do that," Culliver said during the one-minute taped interview. "Ain't got no gay people on the team. They gotta get up outta here if they do. Can't be with that sweet stuff."
Lange asked Culliver to reiterate his thoughts, to which the player said, "It's true." He added he wouldn't welcome a gay teammate -- no matter how talented.
"Nah. Can't be ... in the locker room, nah," he said. "You've gotta come out 10 years later after that.""

tem said...

I am probably overdramatic with the word "gay."
ns

/Chris Culliver

tem said...

"The interview began with Lange asking Culliver about his sexual plans with women during Super Bowl week. "

sounds like some serious journalism going on.

tem said...

ESPN front page:

"The Super Bowl could come down to a thrilling finish, or it may be decided by a kicker -- yes, a kicker. It's time the NFL changed that"


why does the NFL need to change that? what is wrong with a game winning FG attempt?? i hope it does come down to a kick.

tem said...

i think when a game comes down to a 48yd game winning FG the end is more dramatic than a game that comes down to a hail mary.

Keef said...

sounds like some serious journalism going on.



It's Artie Lange, bro

Keef said...

i think when a game comes down to a 48yd game winning FG the end is more dramatic than a game that comes down to a hail mary.



Wrong, bro. #bitchscream

/LP

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"It's Artie Lange, bro"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

i am sure that we all have typed shit here that isn't what is in our heart.


Fair enough

Meiz said...

"Ain't got no gay people on the team. They gotta get up outta here if they do. Can't be with that sweet stuff."


I can't wait for the Niners to draft Te'o

Keef said...

"It's Artie Lange, bro"




::flank stare::

/tem

Jugdish said...

snowboarder died

BLUE said...

he rode snow mobiles..

not a snowboarder

Keef said...

ha

Jugdish said...

Gay sent to Raptors in 3-team deal


good, get them out of the country

/culliver

Keef said...

good, get them out of the country

/culliver




hahahaha Funniest thing said this week

Jugdish said...

yeah thats what i meant.

duh...had the article up and everything. tembagged

El Padrino said...

what a freak that teacher chick was

BLUE said...

chili cook-off at work today.

puttin the skillz in motion

BLUE said...

"Tuiasosopo says he is trying to “recover from homosexuality” and get his real life back. McGraw replied that “I have so much to say to you about what you just said, because a lot of it bothers me so much."

BLUE said...

"The man running the illegal sex group was someone claiming to be a reincarnation of Jesus Christ. The cult was called “Defensores de Cristo” — translated in English that means “Defenders of Christ.” Ignacio Gonzalez de Arriba of Spain was the leader and it’s unknown if he was arrested in the raid."

brilliant

Jugdish said...

anonymous said...
El Padrino also has a funny shirt site too..

www.tjkokes.com

i personally am a customer, so i vouch for him.

September 7, 2006 at 5:08 PM



RIP tjokes

El Padrino said...

RIP

Jugdish said...

reading old posts...this was the list from our first suicide pool run by rev...

The Rev - Eagles
Spaceman Spiff - Patriots
Cam - Bears
Temwr87 - Seahawks
Steve - Panthers
Isiah Thomas - Cardinals
Ebntx - Colts
ElPadrino - Chargers
Iamunstopable - Chargers
Thejaywhite - Cardinals
Bryan2857 - Chargers
Los - Cardinals
Keith S - Patriots
Mound of Venus - Cowboys
Eric - Eagles
Beth82678 - Cowboys
Martin Vannostrand - Bengals
Mr Meiz - Dolphins
Whocares - Buccaneers
Bob Kaelin - Redskins
Hick-Hops - Titans
Jfreak - Browns

Jugdish said...

thejaywhite said...
Intersting fact.

Jaywhite has been trying to get an NFL tryout for 4 years.

40yard dash 4.28
225 B press. 27 times


tryout to date: 0

Teams attempted to ge tryout with. San Fran and Buffalo.

September 10, 2006 at 3:15 AM



ha

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

FACE

Meiz said...

fuckin teejer

BLUE said...

he's got a good 40 time, so he must be in grate shape

BLUE said...

my buffaro chicken chiri got 2nd place in the cook-off

Jugdish said...

mize's hormel got first

Jugdish said...

middle school shooting in atlanta

Keef said...

he's got a good 40 time, so he must be in grate shape



Fit. He's fit.

BLUE said...

i started to play NCAA last night, then had sex instead

BLUE said...

i was not about to listen to "you'd rather play xbox than have sex?" for the rest of the night

Keef said...

i started to play NCAA last night, then had sex instead



HIYAFIVE!

tem said...

"It's Artie Lange, bro"

blank stare

Jugdish said...

i tell cmlp when we're going to have sex

/Lp

tem said...

"he rode snow mobiles..

not a snowboarder"


he crashed the snowmobile because he was a snowboarder and didn't know snowmobiles.

tem said...

i need to play ncaa

BLUE said...

i did see that Oregon St beat ASU

and that auburn was losing to LSU

Jugdish said...

busted by the butt dial

Aitch said...

"I don't "hate" the NBA. I just don't enjoy watching it on TV. Going to a game in person is cool because of the atmosphere and all the hot ass"

This

Aitch said...

"this is big news here"

She has a nice bum.

El Padrino said...

so aitch hates the NBA too

got it

El Padrino said...

McDonald’s Tests Overlap for Breakfast, Burgers


BEAST

Aitch said...

i was not about to listen to "you'd rather play xbox than have sex?" for the rest of my marriage*

*Fixed

Aitch said...

"so aitch hates the NBA too"

I hate the NBA as much as you hate it when cmlp puts things on the top shelf.

Keef said...

i tell cmlp when we're going to have sex

/Lp



He pretends to let her pick the time

Meiz said...

"mize's hormel got first"


No lie, one of the local weirdos won a chili contest at one of the bars in Grafton with a crock pot full of Hormel chili

Aitch said...

"No lie, one of the local weirdos won a chili contest at one of the bars in Grafton with a crock pot full of Hormel chili"

I bet something like this happens more often that you'd think. Not necessarily Hormel, but chili that the entrant didn't make themselves. I've never partaken in such a contest so I don't know, but do they somehow make you prove you actually were the one who made the chili?

Aitch said...

Just e-filed my tax return. Getting money back is way better than owing!

Aitch said...

Look at Tyler getting socially active on his Facebook page.

Keef said...

Getting money back is way better than owing!



Think so?

Keef said...

I finally got my last W-2 in the mail yesterday. Gotta finish ours up this weekend. I noticed that it won't let me efile for federal because I have some credit from an energy efficient door we boat* last year and the form for that isn't available yet or some shit.

BLUE said...

yep, energy credits aren't available until feb 15th, i think

Keef said...

shitty

Keef said...

I also had money withdrawn throughout the year for child care, so our refund this year will be smaller. Woe

Jugdish said...

i need to get a copy of turbo tax this weekend. im not sure how our return will look with the 2nd house

BLUE said...

don't waste your money on a disc. use the online version...

Jugdish said...

my brother has the disc...i borrow it from him

Jugdish said...

no state taxes in texas = suite

Keef said...

don't waste your money on a disc. use the online version...



How much is it to use the deluxe version online?

BLUE said...

good call on the borrowing

Keef said...

Not that it matters. I already wasted my money on a disc

BLUE said...

deluxe is 29.99 online

if you get a disk i think it's more like 50

Jugdish said...

How much is it to use the deluxe version online?



deluxe?

/mize

Jugdish said...

deluxe is 30 on line

BLUE said...

premier (which is what Jug would need for the rental property) is like $50 online and 80 in the store

BLUE said...

taxes? we talking bout taxes????

/ep

Jugdish said...

which version do i need of i have an on line tshirt company that i don't pay taxes on?

/Lp

El Padrino said...

disc?

fucking weirdos

El Padrino said...

do online version

Jugdish said...

taxes?

fucking weirdos


*fixed

Aitch said...

Not being an As. but is there some advantage to getting the disc? I did it online. Why pay the extra? NS

Jugdish said...

i borrow it from my brother and give him like 20 bucks, so that's cheaper for me

Keef said...

deluxe is 29.99 online

if you get a disk i think it's more like 50




I boat* the disc from Amazon. I think it was $40. Goddamn, didn't know about online

BLUE said...

but don't you still have to pay to file them online?

Keef said...

Not being an As. but is there some advantage to getting the disc? I did it online. Why pay the extra? NS



I think it saves onto your computer and then everything automatically transfers to your return the following year so you don't have to input everything again

Jugdish said...

Goddamn, didn't know about online



i think this internet thing is really getting ready to take off


s

BLUE said...

i just use online and have them take the cost of the software out of my refund

Keef said...

but don't you still have to pay to file them online?



State

Aitch said...

I did the federal free edition. It cost me an extra 24 bucks to file state online. I don't know what the basic disc costs.

Meiz said...

And it costs extra for direct deposit, doesn't it?

Aitch said...

"I think it saves onto your computer and then everything automatically transfers to your return the following year so you don't have to input everything again"

Online does this. You create a username and pword and the next year it fills in all your personal info from the previous year.

Keef said...

And it costs extra for direct deposit, doesn't it?



no

Aitch said...

"Goddamn, didn't know about online"

Is this NS?

Keef said...

Online does this. You create a username and pword and the next year it fills in all your personal info from the previous year.



Oh. Then I dunno

Keef said...

Is this NS?



Didn't know about online being cheaper. I thought it was all the same price

Aitch said...

"i just use online and have them take the cost of the software out of my refund"

This is what I did

Aitch said...

"And it costs extra for direct deposit, doesn't it?"

Yes. this is one of the drawbacks. And if you choose to have them take the cost out of your refund, you don't have the option to get a check. It is either direct deposit or you can get a preloaded debit card...

BLUE said...

didn't cost me any extra for direct deposit

Jugdish said...

Yes. this is one of the drawbacks. And if you choose to have them take the cost out of your refund, you don't have the option to get a check. It is either direct deposit or you can get a preloaded debit card...


Aitch and R Block

El Padrino said...

because it doesnt charge extra for direct deposit

Aitch said...

"didn't cost me any extra for direct deposit"

Hmm. Weird.

Meiz said...

Maybe I was thinking of the year I filed via the mail. That was a fiasco.

BLUE said...

did you use turbotax?

you probably didn't have to pay for the software though right?

i had to pay 30 because i had a lot of deductions

Meiz said...

I'm sure different states have different rules.

Meiz said...

"did you use turbotax?

you probably didn't have to pay for the software though right?"

I always use TurboTax, I just go to my parents' house and use theirs.

BLUE said...

I just go upstairds and use my parents

*fixed

Keef said...

Aitch and R Block



this

Keef said...

Turbo Tax doesn't charge for DD

Keef said...

I wonder how mize answers the "can someone else claim you" question

Jugdish said...

ha

Aitch said...

i misread. charge was not for DD

Jugdish said...

mark grace going to jail




call a cab, dude

Keef said...

maybe he can find a slumpbuster in jail

Keef said...

wall

Meiz said...

Taco night

BLUE said...

Chilis

kodiac130 said...

exactly what I've been saying in here (and everywhere) for years


I'm concerned about the federal student loan bubble

Meiz said...

One of my friends went out to Olive Garden for her birthday tonight with her boyfriend.

No joke

Keef said...

The <3 is awesome

Aitch said...

I don't get it.

Meiz said...

Keith, my car insurance company requested to know how far I now drive one way to work.

Whatta gotta?

Keef said...

Pretty standard. They want to see how much your car is on the road

Keef said...

The more it's on the road, the higher the risk

Meiz said...

"Pretty standard. They want to see how much your car is on the road"

"The more it's on the road, the higher the risk"

That's what I figured. My premium is pretty low right now. I might shop around to see if I can find it cheaper.

Maybe Geico's ready to hit me with that basement level cost again to put pressure on my agency.

Meiz said...

JENNA MARBLES STOLE OUR LINE

BLUE said...

Done with whatever NCAA week we were on


Just waiting on meese

Meiz said...

Damn. I'll have to play tomorrow night.

Meiz said...

Freak made a Party Rock parody video for a(his?) church.

I'm outta here. See you guys at 9am central.

Keef said...

Play goddamn NCAA

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