Tuesday, January 22, 2013

TCS Round 2

TCS Round 2:


TCS this round will last all week. You get scored on 1 post only and you get to pick which post I score for you. You only get one post and you can choose after the fact, just let me know before midnight EST on the 28th which post you choose. Obviously Friday's post will have the most comments and most people will choose that one. That is fine. We have 6 competitors and much like reality shows now 3 advance to the finals. Choose your post wisely. (FYI people in this round are: Meiz, H, Keith, Blue, Kod, El Pad)

Scoring will be as such:

2 points for your comment generating a "too soon" from the audience.
2 points for new
2 points for old
-2 points for a failed new or old. Multiple failures is multiple point deductions
5 points for causing a slapper. I determine if it is a slapper or not.
2 points for a comment that makes me LOL (as H would say)


You receive points for writing a joke containing any of the following things. You get 1 joke and you get 1 point for each thing you incorporate:

Te'o
Harbaugh Brothers
Bar
El Pad
Beth
Orange peel
Mike Tyson
White rappers
Hurricane Katrina
NYC
Polar Bears
Donut shop


2 points for SPARTA
4 points for REV
5 points if you successfully start a new "era"
2 points for a comment that generates a "woe" response
1 point for a comment over 50 words (not counting cnp words)
-15 points if you complain about TCS



Please note that a nekkid picture of Beth does not create a winner anymore. I am pretty convinced that she is just Jug and I don't want to see Jug nekkid.



NON TCS STUFF

Maybe the Lakers should start Gasol and bring Howard off the bench. NS

I know Howard would cry too much and be even more useless than he is now so it would never work. NS

I watched 30 seconds of hockey while I was flipping through the channels. It made me angry. I felt bad and dirty and ashamed. It shall not happen again. Fuck hockey.

This is the last year for the Pro Bowl right?? Thank goodness. I am sick of every player getting asked to play. I think they have gone through like 7 QBS in the AFC.

236 comments:

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BLUE said...

i got asked to play in the pro-bowl

true story

Jugdish said...

too soon

tem said...

too soon on that too soon.

Jugdish said...

i tried blue

Don't forget about H said...

"i tried blue"

How was he?

Jugdish said...

eh

BLUE said...

tasted like chicken?

BLUE said...

is this self scoring?

Jugdish said...

if that self is tem, then yes

Meiz said...

I gotta figure out where I'm gonna do laundry at/need to get my self on a weekend schedule.

tem said...

i score it, but you tell me which post you want scored.

tem said...

so if you want to win you'd pick what you thought was your best day.

BLUE said...

lollerskates

Meiz said...

H, in regards to your tweet, yes. That's how it works. Welcome to America.

Meiz said...

It's -11 up at our cabin right now.

Don't forget about H said...

I deleted said tweet.

Meiz said...

OK

Don't forget about H said...

BTW, did you get a Netflix account yet?

El Padrino said...

"I gotta figure out where I'm gonna do laundry at/need to get my self on a weekend schedule."

find koreans

drop it off

done and done

El Padrino said...

"It's -11 up at our cabin right now."

god damn pipes dont freeze up there?

El Padrino said...

did you do the Te'o yet?

Keef said...

75 percent of all animals are insects.

Meiz said...

"BTW, did you get a Netflix account yet?"

Nope. Not sure I'm going to.

Keef said...

Who is the only player since WWII to win batting titles with two different teams?

A. Frank Robinson
B. Dave Winfield
C. Bill Madlock
D. Wade Boggs

Keef said...

Today's MLB bdays...
Amos Strunk
Mike Caldwell
Jeff Treadway
Chone Figgins

Meiz said...

"god damn pipes dont freeze up there?"

We shut the water off when we leave

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

blue's up for ncaa

El Padrino said...

Frank Robinson

El Padrino said...

We shut the water off when we leave


good call

Keef said...

Frank Robinson


sadface

Keef said...

tem, who did wava play last night? Close game

Don't forget about H said...

Boggs

BLUE said...

"did you do the Te'o yet?"

welcome to last week

Meiz said...

"good call"

Yeah, we're on our 2nd well in less than 30 years. The 1st one was dug by my grandpa and his brother(I think), it wasn't deep enough so there were problems with it on occasion. This one, my parents paid somebody to do professionally.

Keef said...

Boggs



sadface

Keef said...

wells are spendy. My dad lives in an area where they don't have city water. So he can either spend like $30-40k to have a well dug, or he can do what he does, which is fill up his underground water tank with his trailer like once a week. Fucking white trash

El Padrino said...

whiskey

El Padrino said...

Winfield

Keef said...

Winfield


sadface

Keef said...

you guys are good

El Padrino said...

i'll go with Madlock double or nothing

Don't forget about H said...

Madlock

El Padrino said...

welkers wife is feisty

i like it

El Padrino said...

The Memphis Grizzlies have completed a multiplayer trade with the Cleveland Cavaliers, slicing more than $6 million off their payroll to get under the luxury tax threshold.


Memphis sent big man Marreese Speights, guard Wayne Ellington and guard Josh Selby to the Cavs for forward Jon Leuer and a future first-round draft pick.



crapola

El Padrino said...

hoe come no flag on brady for sliding into second with spikes up?

El Padrino said...

hey meiz you should invite yourself to the Harbaugh's next Sunday, they live in sconnie

Don't forget about H said...

I think he should be fined for that. NFL is looking into it. Bush move.

Keef said...

You go cleats up into a dude's knee, you should have some punishment

El Padrino said...

shit reminded me of the A-Rod bitchslap running to first

El Padrino said...

i'll probably be sick of it because of all the time involved but the Harbaugh story, right now, is mad cool

Keef said...

except ARod isn't going to hurt anyone

Keef said...

Is "mad" anything a NY thing? Fucking NY guy add "mad" in front of everything.

Keef said...

adds*

El Padrino said...

totally a NY thing or could be northeast thing

aitch "mad" gets play with the Southies? (like yourself)

El Padrino said...

i've probably said "mad good" when referring to food 7 million times in my life

BLUE said...

mad=wicked

Don't forget about H said...

We use wicked more than mad, but mad does get some use.

Don't forget about H said...

Blue knows

Meiz said...

"crapola"

Jon Leuer is a saint!

Meiz said...

Wicked seems forced every time I hear it

Jugdish said...

Wicked seems forced every time I hear it


mad forced

/Lp

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

I've even heard the wicked-mad _________ combo

Keef said...

jug's niece started that combo

BLUE said...

"jug's niece started that combo"

too soon

Jugdish said...

too late for that too soon

/tem

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

car wash

BLUE said...

i'm a little disappointed by that ad

Jugdish said...

hopefully the super bowl ad will be better

El Padrino said...

i was thinking Upton is the generation below us Cindy Crawford

Jugdish said...

like marilyn monroe was like for me

/tp

El Padrino said...

jessica simpson car wash is the bar

Jugdish said...

tim brown should sit the next few plays out

El Padrino said...

he's been sitting alot of plays out, retired quite some time ago

El Padrino said...

the whole black coach thing needs to go away already

mort is a fucking clown

El Padrino said...

reminds me of the NYC firefighter story where the dpet wan't hiring enough blacks

heres why

they don't apply

El Padrino said...

what's the ratio of white men in coaching ranks compared to black?

El Padrino said...

4:1?

Jugdish said...

reminds me of the NYC firefighter story where the dpet wan't hiring enough blacks

heres why

they're trapped in suits




fixed

Jugdish said...

jim caldwell got the promotion to OC in Baltimore. was that mentioned?

El Padrino said...

yeah but beef was he got no HC interviews

people forget peyton coached that team, Caldwell just stood there and gave post game comments

Keef said...

jim caldwell got the promotion to OC in Baltimore. was that mentioned?



Didn't that happen in like November?

Jugdish said...

it did, but still a promotion.

Jugdish said...

movin on up!

El Padrino said...

hahaha cowboys

fucking jerry jones

hope he is alive forever

BLUE said...

it's a shame that eric studesville didn't get more head coaching opportunities

El Padrino said...

"movin on up!"

not racist at all

Jugdish said...

its not

El Padrino said...

is simmons crying or what
his Pats played like shit

El Padrino said...

"its not"

::Sherman Hemsley::

El Padrino said...

man i would love for the Giants to bag Welker

Keef said...

And LP knows racist

Jugdish said...

so if Lp calls me a racist, i really must have crossed a line

Jugdish said...

man i would love for the Giants to bag Welker



teabag?

El Padrino said...

whatever it takes

Jugdish said...

man i would love for the Giants to bag Welker



it would be nice to see a white receiver get a chance in the league


s

El Padrino said...

or a white corner

fucking Sehorn was the great white hope of the millennium

BLUE said...

yeah, because the giants problems were the lack of production from their WR spot

BLUE said...

not that their QB is more inconsistent than Joe Flacco

Jugdish said...

yeah, because the giants problems were the lack of production from their WR spot



too soon

/Lp

Keef said...

Sehorn sucked

Jugdish said...

notre dame is te'oing their recruiting visits

El Padrino said...

he was fast, never the same after blowing out his knee in pre-season returning a punt

El Padrino said...

yeah, because the giants problems were the lack of production from their WR spot

could you imagine, Nicks/Cruz/Welker set?

throw in a Ruben Randle who came on late for them

christ my dick is hard

BLUE said...

yeah, it'll be so much more fun to watch eli throw the ball to the wrong team

Keef said...

How would that have prevented Eli from throwing to the D?

Keef said...

DOUBLE DRAGON!

BLUE said...

plus you don't want welker, he has a knack for dropping the ball whenever it's thrown to him at an important time in the game

El Padrino said...

good point
plus he probably despises ny like everyone else

shit he has no rings because of nyg

El Padrino said...

tom brady's playoff record is manningish when you throw away the first three rides

(which you can't but espn did when they showed the stats)

BLUE said...

he won two more superbowls on last second drives?

El Padrino said...

he won two more superbowls on last second drives?

what

Keef said...

tom brady's playoff record is manningish when you throw away the first three rides



As much as I'm pro-O:FB, that's a stupid statement

Jugdish said...

that's a stupid statement



this

BLUE said...

"what"

take away the first 3 superbowls

Eli has won 2 on last second drives

advantage manning

BLUE said...

"tom brady's playoff record is manningish when you throw away the first three rides"

at what point do you look to get a new QB

/h

BLUE said...

fat phil makes me laugh

oh boo hoo, i make so much money that I might have to retire because the taxes are getting so high

BLUE said...

sign of things to come

beyonce lip synched at the inauguration...whitney would have never had that happen

Keef said...

college shooting by jug's house

El Padrino said...

As much as I'm pro-O:FB, that's a stupid statement


that's a stupid statement



this



good tell espn, they made me look at it, was just regurgitating

i mean there is something there, 8 seasons since they won a superbowl yet everyone is still all like they are holy and mighty

El Padrino said...

"what"

take away the first 3 superbowls

Eli has won 2 on last second drives

advantage manning

oh yes

Keef said...

Yeah they're awful.

BLUE said...

i think it can be traced back to Gisele

Don't forget about H said...

EP needs to read my Facebook post. If that resumé defines awful, I'll take it!

BLUE said...

there goes H, trying to drive traffic to his facebook page again

BLUE said...

we get it, you're in a band

El Padrino said...

"EP needs to read my Facebook post."

hold your breath fatso

Don't forget about H said...

I am an attention whore after all.

Don't forget about H said...

" hold your breath fatso"

I will crush you.

El Padrino said...

"Yeah they're awful."

missed the part where I said that


El Padrino said...

"I will crush you."


i know you got 150 pounds on me

El Padrino said...

I am an attention whore after all.

topm

Don't forget about H said...

"i mean there is something there, 8 seasons since they won a superbowl yet everyone is still all like they are holy and mighty"

" missed the part where I said that"

EP doesn't understand hyperbole

Meiz said...

Ehhhh

Don't forget about H said...

" i know you got 150 pounds on me"

At least

Keef said...

I will crush you.



Well duh

Meiz said...

BABY YOU A SONG
YOU MAKE ME WANNA ROLL MY WINDOWS DOWN
AND CRUUUUUUUUUISE

Keef said...

weak slapper attempt

BLUE said...

ok ivan drago

El Padrino said...

EP doesn't understand hyperbole

i get it

El Padrino said...

Well duh

DOUBLE DRAGON

Meiz said...

"I will crush you."



Well duh
/elevator man

BLUE said...

lollerskates at meiz

Keef said...

/elevator man




ha

Jugdish said...

college shooting by jug's house



wasn't me

Keef said...

whatever. You were just here the other night talking about how everyone should just load up on guns and have a shootout.

Jugdish said...

nonsense

Jugdish said...

/mize

Meiz said...

Kill 'em all!

Meiz said...

New PS3s are coming in blue & red

BLUE said...

isn't hte ps3 already out in blue?

Meiz said...

Pretty sure it's just black. Maybe silver?

Meiz said...

the store brand tortilla chips are crazy salty.

Meiz said...

Or is that wicked salty

or mad salty

BLUE said...

crazy salty

Keef said...

salty

Jugdish said...

BEAST

Jugdish said...

too bad they don't have polar bear nuggets

Jugdish said...

wall

Meiz said...

Alright, 7 degrees! It's warming up!

Meiz said...

Goddamn. Is social security tax part of our federal refund? Do we get any of that back, in theory?

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

Do we get any of that back, in theory?



when you're my age

/tp

Meiz said...

"Jugdish said...

wall"


FACE!

Meiz said...

"when you're my age

/tp"


So no. Got it.

Keef said...

Alright, 7 degrees! It's warming up!



75° here

BLUE said...

"Is social security tax part of our federal refund? Do we get any of that back, in theory?"

um no

BLUE said...

in theory if the Social Security system exists in the future you'd recoup what you paid in...but that's really doubtful

Keef said...

big pet peeve of mine...

When someone is watching a game and they say they're "voting" for a specific team. Annoying.

Meiz said...

"in theory if the Social Security system exists in the future you'd recoup what you paid in...but that's really doubtful"


So the answer's still no.

BLUE said...

correct. you're basically just giving that money to your parents

Meiz said...

They don't need it

Keef said...

you don't need it

Meiz said...

You're speculating

Keef said...

that story about the kid in NM who kilt* his family is disturbing

Keef said...

You're speculating



tem told me you didn't need it

BLUE said...

they need it more than you do, they just lost a squatter

Jugdish said...

When someone is watching a game and they say they're "voting" for a specific team. Annoying


never heard anyone use that for games

Keef said...

fucking squatters

Jugdish said...

they need it more than you do, they just lost a squatter



that frees up money for them, chili supplies and such

Keef said...

never heard anyone use that for games



I hear it every once in a while. I was on the phone this afternoon with a dude who got into an accident after he left the Cal/Oregon footyball game in November. He was like, at least it was a good game. I googled it while on the phone, and saw that Oregon won 59-17. So I said, how is that a good game? He said "oh, I was voting for Oregon".

Jugdish said...

was he british? that sounds like something they would say.

Keef said...

no. Most of the people I hear say it are chicks.

BLUE said...

technically, they are voting for them

BLUE said...

they are choosing someone they like and hoping they win...much like an election

Don't forget about H said...

I officially have the plague.

Keef said...

they are choosing someone they like and hoping they win...much like an election




Uh, no

Keef said...

I officially have the plague.



jesus

BLUE said...

"Uh, no"

or maybe yes

BLUE said...

i will try and NCAA tonight

BLUE said...

the plague comes from sleeping with rats

BLUE said...

hood rats

BLUE said...

southie hood rats

Don't forget about H said...

Keith resisted the urge to "woe" and instead went religious. This is why he is the defending champion.

Don't forget about H said...

The Streak is still intact. There has been no sleeping with hood rats.

Keef said...

H is such a drama queen. It's awesome

NS

Don't forget about H said...

Or I might just be having fun. But that's cool, homie. I still love ya.

Meiz said...

Remember, Keith chooses to view everything we say here or on facebooks as deadass NS.

Meiz said...

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