Tuesday, January 08, 2013

Pull the plug already it is the humane thing to do

Spiff
I think it took 2 weeks for Spiff to be beaten by the posting monster. It is rough. Shit tears you down. Now you post shit like the rest of us. Welcome to the club.


Hockey
Seriously, I think this sport might be less popular than soccer now. Holy Shit. The people who run that game should be ashamed. And speaking of ashamed.


Media
The media should be ashamed of themselves. Take for instance this grade school shooting. If I ask 4 people what happened I will get at least 3 different stories. All because the media rushed to publish information and most of what they said was wrong. It went from being a kid shooting up his mom's classroom and he just walked into the school because everyone knew him to the school having no idea who the kid or the mom was and the kid shot his way into the school in 3 days. Those two versions couldn't be different from each other, but each got reported. These fuckers in the media need to slow down and check some sources. I think media members might be worse than lawyers at this point. And I hate fucking lawyers (except for Kod, who seems to be the only lawyer I have ever met (if this blog counts as meeting) that can see two sides of a story and has some morals).


Back to Hockey
So these fuckers who run hockey think that a lockout is a normal tool to use in negotiations. Revenues are down? I wonder why. Dumbasses. And why in the world does the season need to be so long???? The Stanley Cup ends and then like 6 weeks later training camp begins. They must have missed the memo about offseasons being good for business. Give us some time to build up some excitement for the new season. Hell even a porno throws some filler in between scenes. Not hockey. They just go right from scene to scene.


Movie Idea
Earth gets invaded by aliens who deem the people of earth to be stupid. So they let one really smart guy sacrifice his intelligence (and is made retarded) to make everyone else smarter. So now earth is a bunch of smart people who basically owe everything to the one retarded person on the planet. Hilarity ensues. Or Drama ensues. Take your pick Hollywood.


TV Show Idea
Me yelling at commercials. Good lord are they terrible. They all have glaring errors and most don't make sense. On second thought they tried this show already. It was called Shit My Dad says or something like that. Fucking TV.


NCAA
Keith almost beat me. I had a garbage time TD to go up 10. First game was closer, but he quit when it was tied. Nah, I am sure he didn't quit. EA is just a piece of crap and I swear half the time you play a person it doesn't work right. If my RB stays healthy he might have a Heisman type of year. The offense will run through him for sure.


Work
Work sucks. Lots of new responsibilities with no authority. At least the pay is good. The lack of authority is mind bottling though. I am supposed to make sure all the bills get paid, but don't have any ability to stop people from spending money. So I sit here and say, umm we are $4M in the hole this month and can't stop people from signing us up for millions of more expenditures. Fucking work. Woe.


ND Edit Rant
More fucking media shit....1 week ago this game was the dream match up that everyone wanted. Then the game doesn't turn out to be good because ND didn't show up(sometimes happens with 30+ days off between games) and all of a sudden all of these people are writing ND shouldn't have been there in the first place articles. Bullshit. 1) they should have been there. 2) fucking flip flopping media. 20-20 hindsight is the bestest*. The media was all over NDs ballsack last week with some people picking them to win. Now theses same people are saying ND shouldn't have been in the game in the first place. Balderdash!

I hate the media. Political media is worst, then sports, then the other people are mashed in there.

Also, does any other sport take 30+ days off before it plays its championship game? I think my favorite part about the new playoff system is that the title game teams will have less rust. Well at least non-Alabama teams. I guess Alabama doesn't get rusty. They have rustoleum or whatever sprayed on them.

Now comes the media parts that say Alabama would win the AFC North or some shit like that. Again, no fucking way. Alabama would get beat by the Aizona Cardinals. Badly.

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Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

I'm not down with the filler


/LP

Meiz said...

I slept a lot yesterday. I will sleep more today.

Jugdish said...

First day back at work after about two weeks...woe

BLUE said...

man,i had to scroll a lot to get to the comments link

Jugdish said...

bblp

Jugdish said...

blue, did you go to this?

Jugdish said...

tem

Aitch said...

" Revenues are down?"

Actually, revenues were up and they had record growth since the last lockout. That's why the players were so dug in. They gave up a TON last time with the expectation that they'd be taken care of this time. (A dumb strategy but that's what they did and why the players were pissed with union leadership and gave them the boot for Donald Fehr.)

Aitch said...

I'm thinking of learning to fly a helicopter and maybe get a job as a private pilot. Apparently there are a lot of jobs in that field if I'm willimg to move. Dumb idea? I figure it is basically an airborn version if what I already do... with no traffic.

BLUE said...

"blue, did you go to this?"

no, I thought the candlelight vigil was a bit much. And they were singing amazing grace and crap. It's an elk

now i'm pissed that a police officer just hauled off and killed the animal, but the people in boulder are a bit weird.

BLUE said...

"I'm thinking of learning to fly a helicopter and maybe get a job as a private pilot. Apparently there are a lot of jobs in that field if I'm willimg to move."

you must have a spare 50K just lying around

Jugdish said...

AMEX

/Lp

El Padrino said...

fat guy in a helicopter is hilarity

Meiz said...

50k for what? Lessons?

Keef said...

Most people spend about five years of their lives eating.

Meiz said...

I can see H texting and chiefing Marb menthols while flying the hoity toity around in a chopper

Jugdish said...

aitch

Meiz said...

Bro, she was totally into me.

/h

Keef said...

but the people in boulder are a bit weird


fucking hippies

Keef said...

Helicopters have weight limits

Keef said...

Who was the last first baseman to lead the league in triples?

tem said...

"Actually, revenues were up and they had record growth since the last lockout"

they are down now. they haven't had much revenue the last few months.

Keef said...

Today's MLB bdays...
Bruce Sutter
Walker Cooper
Carl Pavano
Jim Busby

tem said...

hence my use of "are."

it is a present tense verb.

Keef said...

they are down now. they haven't had much revenue the last few months.



Expenses have been down

tem said...

i want to get a pilots license and a plane.

cmtem said no. but since she is all pissed about video game playing i need a new hobby. so getting a pilots license and guns are what i am thinking.

tem said...

"Expenses have been down"

so?

BLUE said...

"50k for what? Lessons?"

lessons and licensing for a private license is about $15-$20k

add another $20-$30K after that to get your commercial license

that's why most commercial HC pilots are former military where they didn't have to pay shit.

Meiz said...

"that's why most commercial HC pilots are former military where they didn't have to pay shit."

That's kinda what I figured. Aren't a lot of commercial pilots former military, too?

BLUE said...

used to be that way for commercial pilots.


i have a couple of buddies who are pilots for the airlines. They go through an expensive ass school after they've already got their bachelor's. Then they get paid peanuts to be a pilot for an airline. You've gotta really love flying these days.

BLUE said...

I think if you get a commercial gig, they will help pay off some of your flight school, but i'm not sure if that's true

Keef said...

she is all pissed about video game playing





booooooooooooo

BLUE said...

"she is all pissed about video game playing "

it's not from NCAA, it's from all his other nerd games

Keef said...

Cmk thought I was talking to myself when I was playing NCAA against tem the other day. Then she walked over and saw the headset on and gave me a ::NERDS!::

Keef said...

i need a new hobby.



Two words. Rough touch footyball.


/LP

El Padrino said...

fucking women

tem said...

"it's not from NCAA, it's from all his other nerd games"

NCAA set her off because we had to start over because EA sucks.

so it took longer than she anticipated and she was really hungry and had to cook dinner because i was still playing.

but the nerd games took her to the edge. NCAA pushed her off.

the good news is that I can play NCAA after she goes to bed b/c NCAA doesn't take long.

the nerd games are going to have to be shelved....woe

BLUE said...

don't mess with pregnant women

tem said...

she is really just mad becaue i have more free time than she does.

she works about 60 hours a week, sometimes more. i work 40.

this past weekend she had to work so she worked 6 hours each day.

i didn't have to work so she was pissed that she had to work and i didn't.

tem said...

"don't mess with pregnant women"

TWHNBS

Keef said...

i didn't have to work so she was pissed that she had to work and i didn't.



You should get a 2nd job to make her happy

Jugdish said...

cmjug does that...she doesn't like it that i have mondays off, even though she has the entire summer off.

Jugdish said...

she had to go back to work yesterday, but i was still off. she tried to convince me it would be a good idea for me to go in yesterday.

yeah, no

Keef said...

It bothers cmk when I take days off. I tolt* her I get 3 weeks a year where they pay me to not be here. She gets vacation/sick time too, but doesn't ever use it because she works for her dad and hates not being there because it's his business. I told her that's not my problem that she doesn't want to use her vacation time

El Padrino said...

see women are happier home, cleaning and cooking

Jugdish said...

see women are happier home, cleaning and cooking



she is pushing for that too when we have kids

Jugdish said...

It bothers cmk when I take days off. I tolt* her I get 3 weeks a year where they pay me to not be here. She gets vacation/sick time too, but doesn't ever use it because she works for her dad and hates not being there because it's his business. I told her that's not my problem that she doesn't want to use her vacation time



yeah...as a teacher she has a harder time getting time off. Its not that they don't approve it, but she has to request it far in advance, and they don't like teachers to take time off in conjunction with a holiday. If she is going to call in sick she has to call 2-3 people. if i call in sick i just text my boss, so sometimes i do that just for a mental health day...that pisses her off

El Padrino said...

if you can afford it

Jugdish said...

i understand being bummed that you can't take as many days off, but don't be pissed at me

Keef said...

This lady on my team here went & boat* like $60 worth of gifts for our boss' birthday. She sends an email today saying hey boss' birthday was last week and I boat* all this shit. Everyone give me $10.

Not cool.

Keef said...

i understand being bummed that you can't take as many days off, but don't be pissed at me



Exactly.

Jugdish said...

if you can afford it



we probably can, I just don't want to. when we have a kid we won't have to pay for child care between her parents and mine, so we are fortunate there.

it probably doesn't help much that her mom stayed home, her sister stays home, and both of my sister in laws stay home

Jugdish said...

Not cool.



you want to give her more?

s

El Padrino said...

I just don't want to

why not

Keef said...

It's becoming clearer why jug isn't allowed to summit or steamboat anymore

Meiz said...

Bitches are so crazy

Keef said...

you want to give her more?



It's the principle

Jugdish said...

why not



for starters, we didn't buy the house on the premise that we'd be operating on just my salary

Jugdish said...

secondly, it cuts what we save per month by over half

Keef said...

why not




c'mon bro

Keef said...

why not



The chili lights aren't going to pay for themselves


S

Jugdish said...

she asked me the other day if we could pay bills and such on my check and bank hers and see what its like.

i told her that i'd do another budget spreadsheet for us as if we just had my salary (which I'd do anyways) and then we'd talk. I don't think the numbers will work in her favor.

Keef said...

she asked me the other day if we could pay bills and such on my check and bank hers and see what its like.



That's the female version of just the tip

Keef said...

fuucckkkk, I hate when the banana isn't ripe

Jugdish said...

That's the female version of just the tip


ha!

Jugdish said...

third...neither one of us have a car payment right now, which is good times. When we have a kid I'll need to get rid of my truck for something that can cart a kid around. add that car payment to the budget on just my salary won't work well.

Keef said...

You don't have a king cab?

Keef said...

or quad cab or whatever you call it

Jugdish said...

I don't...I have the smaller back seat.

Jugdish said...

TWSS

Keef said...

Buy that minivan that mize broke

Jugdish said...

i may have to

Jugdish said...

it would be one thing if we were going to have to pay 600-800 a month for child care, but her parents and my parents will watch the kid for free. I'm off on mondays. she is off for three months in the summer, plus Thanksgiving week, spring break, and a few other days during the year.

Aitch said...

"and had to cook dinner"

Not to go all Mize here, but heaven forbid she have to cook her own dinner.

Keef said...

but heaven forbid she have to cook her own dinner.



If your someone says they're going to cook dinner, and then you end up having to do it, it's kind of annoying

Aitch said...

" you must have a spare 50K just lying around"

I gotta imagine some of these places have financial aid/student loan tyoe set ups. Anyways, just something I've wanted to do since I was a kid and been kicking around lately.

Keef said...

I'd pay to have H fly me around and just have him say CHOPPAHHHHHHH the entire time

Aitch said...

" sister in laws"

Sisters-in-law*

/grammar nazi fix

Aitch said...

Get to da choppah!!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

do it aitch

El Padrino said...

if you buy a mini van your finished

Jugdish said...

" you must have a spare 50K just lying around"


oh, i also want to take helicopter lessons when i quit my job

/cmjug

s

El Padrino said...

it's a beautiful thing when the mother of your kid is able to stay home

Jugdish said...

it's a beautiful thing when the mother of your kid is able to stay home


TWAMEXS

Meiz said...

"it's a beautiful thing when the mother of your kid is able to stay home"


Okay, this is weird

Keef said...

LP is so 1950s

Meiz said...

But I guess, yeah, I'd love nothing more than to use up somebody else's money and do jack shit all day.

El Padrino said...

wait so you'd rather some dope who doesnt give a shit about your baby raise them so you can go to work?

having your parents/in laws is a different story

Jugdish said...

mize does a lot of baby sitting

El Padrino said...

cmep works but part time and mostly weekends

El Padrino said...

idea is for her to keep a job part time until kids are old enough then full time then we ballin

Keef said...

wait so you'd rather some dope who doesnt give a shit about your baby raise them so you can go to work?



I'd bet that noone here has "some dope" watch their kid

El Padrino said...

this guy is obsessed

ESPN host Rob Parker suggests RGIII ‘pushes away’ from ‘his people

El Padrino said...

"I'd bet that noone here has "some dope" watch their kid"


you got the nanny cam setup

El Padrino said...

man today is tough, now i know how MJ felt during Game 5 of the 97 Finals

Meiz said...

My dad worked 3rd shift, and my mom worked pt retail for a while before going back to her regular job. They made it work. We live in a different world now. I just assume employers aren't flexible anymore.

Keef said...

you got the nanny cam setup



I know the person watching her.

Keef said...

And my kid comes home happy as a clam every day

Keef said...

I just assume employers aren't flexible anymore.




Not sure I'd agree with that

El Padrino said...

"I know the person watching her."

that's good

El Padrino said...

how do we know clams are happy?

gonna google that later

Keef said...

how do we know clams are happy?



I thought about that as I typed it.

ns

Keef said...

I assumed it was because the gap between the two shells looks like a smile

Keef said...

I just joined a kickball team

El Padrino said...

wow

BLUE said...

I learnt from some psychologist that most women want the option of being able to stay home with the kids...not saying that they'll always want to, but most women want to know that it's at least an option

BLUE said...

and that their husband would be supportive of that choice, as long as it's financially reasonable

BLUE said...

by the way, "cutting our savings in half" usually isn't a financially reasonable reason for most woman*

Keef said...

By the way, solid work on the trivia question today

El Padrino said...

"Who was the last first baseman to lead the league in triples?"



george brett? i know he was a third baseman but he moved later in his career and still raked

Keef said...

no

Keef said...

my solid work comment was (S) because there is 0 chance anyone will guess it w/o google

tem said...

why doesn't jug ask his neice for money? i am sure she has some.

tem said...

"If your someone says they're going to cook dinner, and then you end up having to do it, it's kind of annoying"

i said i would cook it. i was going to. it just didn't happen in the timeframe she wanted it to so she cooked instead and got real pissed.

El Padrino said...

McDonald's (MCD) is following up the chicken McBites with its own iteration of chicken wings. The "Mighty Wings" are currently being rolled out across 500 Chicago area restaurants.

BEAST

El Padrino said...

"my solid work comment was (S) because there is 0 chance anyone will guess it w/o google"

i'm trying

Gehrig?
Keith!
Mattingly?

tem said...

robinson?

tem said...

Nettles?

tem said...

Dorn?

Keef said...

not even close

tem said...

Smith?
Jackson?
Jones?
Thomas?

Keef said...

why doesn't jug ask his neice for money? i am sure she has some.

hahaha

tem said...

Ripken?
Arod?

tem said...

i can't believe Dorn wasn't right.

Keef said...

i said i would cook it. i was going to. it just didn't happen in the timeframe she wanted it to so she cooked instead and got real pissed.



Fair enough. But my comment wasn't directed at you.

Keef said...

You could guess from now til eternity and not get it right w/o google

tem said...

whatta chicken mcbite?

BLUE said...

helton

tem said...

beltre?

tem said...

if i used yahoo! i could probably figure it out without using google.

Keef said...

You could guess from now til eternity and not get it right w/o a search engine

Meiz said...

Lyle Overbay

Keef said...

This guy played when TP was in college

tem said...

Wagner?

tem said...

Doubleday?

Keef said...

The Cardinals are scheduled to interview Cincinnati Bengals offensive coordinator Jay Gruden on Thursday in Arizona, according to a source.



PLEASE HIRE HIM!

Meiz said...

Is this a trick question?

Was it dare I say... Wally Pipp?

El Padrino said...

PLEASE HIRE HIM!

yeah cuz he played like a scared deer saturday not Dalton

El Padrino said...

This guy played when TP was in college

Stan the Man

tem said...

cabrera?
sanchez?
martinez?
johnson?
edwards?

Keef said...

yeah cuz he played like a scared deer saturday not Dalton



He had a RB averaging 6 YPC and called 36 passes & 11 runs

Keef said...

I could give you the first or last name of the correct answer and you wouldn't be able to give me the other name.

El Padrino said...

He had a RB averaging 6 YPC

wasn't sustainable

Keef said...

wasn't sustainable



It worked well enough for 11 carries

tem said...

schmidt?

tem said...

"I could give you the first or last name of the correct answer and you wouldn't be able to give me the other name."

this might be possible.

El Padrino said...

cedric benson is not walking through that door

Keef said...

Do you guys want the first or last name?

tem said...

if it is a pirate or a brewer or a met or a rockie or a twin or a dodger or an astro or some other team that people cheer for we might get it.

tem said...

"cedric benson is not walking through that door"

law firm > benson

tem said...

benson was the king of 100 yard games if he got 30 carries.

Keef said...

if it is a pirate or a brewer or a met or a rockie or a twin or a dodger or an astro or some other team that people cheer for we might get it.




zero chance anyone guesses

Keef said...

cedric benson is not walking through that door



OK, you can have Jay Gruden, then

El Padrino said...

last name

Keef said...

Last name is Power

El Padrino said...

hey you know what i was thinking

Alabama is pretty good

tem said...

ricardo

El Padrino said...

Last name is Power

never heard of him, your making this up

Keef said...

ricardo


No

Keef said...

never heard of him, your making this up


ok

El Padrino said...

Will Power

tem said...

i stopped caring.

tem said...

that doesn't mean i give up.

don't tell me. it is possible at some point i will care again and i don't want you to ruin it.

Keef said...

i stopped caring.


I could tell that when you were late with dinner

Aitch said...

I googled

BLUE said...

austin power

Jugdish said...

as long as it's financially reasonable


key words

BLUE said...

now give us the first name and see if we can guess the last

Jugdish said...

by the way, "cutting our savings in half" usually isn't a financially reasonable reason for most woman*



cutting savings back so we can pay the bills we have is.

BLUE said...

maybe to you

but you're no woman

El Padrino said...

Roker said, “I probably went off and ate something I wasn’t supposed to. And as I’m walking to the press room, [I'm thinking] well, I gotta pass a little gas here. I’m walking by myself. Who’s gonna know? Only a little something extra came out. I pooped my pants.”

Roker said he beelined for the restroom to dump his underwear in the trash — and proceeded to go commando the rest of the day.

tem said...

good story

BLUE said...

fucking Al

Jugdish said...

maybe to you

but you're no woman



true...but i posted other reasons as well.

BLUE said...

i'm just sayin

BLUE said...

if you think you're going to reason with a woman, you're in for a losing battle

BLUE said...

typically

El Padrino said...

blue knows

Jugdish said...

if you think you're going to reason with a woman, you're in for a losing battle



true

Jugdish said...

i still have my other house, its currently being rented out. she didn't want to move in there because it had the stench of another woman on it.

earlier today we were talking about this budget stuff and i mentioned we could make it work if we sold our current house and moved to the other one. she wasn't having that

Keef said...

she didn't want to move in there because it had the stench of another woman on it.




hahahaha awesome

Keef said...

she didn't want to move in there because it had the stench of another woman on it.



That explains the long wait for sexy time

tem said...

is the old house smaller?

why would getting rid of an income producing property be better?

Jugdish said...

its like i told her earlier...if our worse* case scenario is she still has to work, has summers off, and we have free child care through our parents...we're pretty blessed.

Keef said...

blessed be

Jugdish said...

is the old house smaller?

why would getting rid of an income producing property be better?



it is smaller. i still have mortgage on it too, so the idea i presented to her would be IF we can sell the one we live in and move back in the other it would free up about $500 a month

Keef said...

Jimmy John's just dropped off a bunch of free samples. suite

Keef said...

Why not sell the older house?

Keef said...

SELL THAT STENCH!

Jugdish said...

the lease on the other house is up in another 4-5 months...gonna try to sell it again.

Jugdish said...

but if it doesn't sell after 2-3 months I'll lease it out again.

tem said...

doesn't the rent cover the mortgage?

if not why don't you sell the old house and live where you live now?

if the rent does cover the mortgage then that house is cash flow positive and i don't know how getting rid of it improves the overall cash flow of the household.

Jugdish said...

or if the renters decide they'd like to stay another year that would be fine too

Keef said...

Move

Jugdish said...

or if they want to buy it...that would be suite

Jugdish said...

doesn't the rent cover the mortgage?

if not why don't you sell the old house and live where you live now?

if the rent does cover the mortgage then that house is cash flow positive and i don't know how getting rid of it improves the overall cash flow of the household.


right now the rent covers the mortgage plus $40. my mortgage payment on that house "should" go down this year if the escrow account is good. There is positive cash flow there...however ideally we'd like to not have another house just to be rid of the potential of having to sink more money into maintaining it

Jugdish said...

i had to replace the dishwasher last year...that's all ive had to do to it since its been rented out so far

Keef said...

jinx

Jugdish said...

if my mortgage drops down to what it was prior to the escrow adjustment, then I'll be making ~140 a month on it

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