Monday, January 28, 2013

Monday

O:FB again, came for Rondo this time

Suite UFC action this past Saturday
Standing elbows, hate Wiman so this was good

EP's favorite fighter Koch got his face busted open

Liver kick by Showtime

Sequel to the showtime kick, the Showtime knee

Card this Saturday looks awesome too, Overeem is back

dat ass

Holy Shit

161 comments:

BLUE said...

snowmobile/motocross shit is crazy.

how anyone lives past 30 doing that stuff in unbelievable

BLUE said...

good thing that fence was there, out in the wild, dude would have been chasing his sled for hours

El Padrino said...

that shit cray

El Padrino said...

you know what i noticed as i get older

i cant eat as much as i used to

and i dont know what that means

BLUE said...

your metabolism is slowing?

Keef said...

Scientists know more about the surface of the moon than the bottom of the ocean.

Keef said...

Which Hall of Famer got 10 or more hits in a World Series with two different teams?

A. Frank Robinson
B. Reggie Jackson
C. Paul Molitor
D. Johnny Mize

Keef said...

Today's MLB bdays...

Geroge Wright
Jermaine Dye
Bill White
Pete Runnels

El Padrino said...

does it mean the fat that i have stored in my body lessens my appetite?

i always thought the older you got the more you ate and that's how fat people are spawned

El Padrino said...

your metabolism is slowing?

great point

El Padrino said...

REGGIE

El Padrino said...

also what the fuck with the electronic cigarettes?

do these people realize what they look like when they walk around puffing on an electronic cigarette?

they look stupid

El Padrino said...

some guy was pulling on one and blowing smoke in air in macys yesterday, looked like a complete toolbag

Keef said...

REGGIE



no

Keef said...

do these people realize what they look like when they walk around puffing on an electronic cigarette?

they look stupid



They look stupid walking around puffing on a regular cigarette.

tem said...

smoking is an ADDICTION! /whoever on here takes that addiction stance

El Padrino said...

"They look stupid walking around puffing on a regular cigarette."

way worse when there is a battery in it

El Padrino said...

could you imagine being in a club and that shit goes on fire

mayhem

i remember one time we were in Webster Hall, me and cmep were still a little new so i wasn't wil'ding out and the fire alarms went off (no fire actually was burning) and people were FUCKING GOING BONKERS i punched someone in the chest

related, last time i went to place that big

LA DISQOTECH

Keef said...

i punched someone in the chest



hilarity

tem said...

did you have to jump to get to their chest?

El Padrino said...

"Welfare payments to be slashed ¥74 billion to root out the comfortably poor"


Japan growing balls

El Padrino said...

93-Year-Old Man Kills Wife Of 70 Years...

'He Couldn't Take It Anymore'...

he should be commended for lasting that long

El Padrino said...

RONDO!

tem said...

yahoo has a headline saying the loss of rondo hurts the celtics playoffs chances....umm no shit.

Keef said...

It's Hondo

/boston mayor

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

tem, score my comments from Wednesday's post

El Padrino said...

score mine from whichever day you want, just not Friday

El Padrino said...

i lost already

cant you just declare keef the ship and mail him a gift cert to romanos macaroni grill

Keef said...

ship?

El Padrino said...

championSHIP

BLUE said...

Keith.

tOSU is only a few % pts ahead of BSU in the latest BCS polls.

BLUE said...

i'll probably lose again though before the year is out. I play a lot worst* when i'm drunk

Keef said...

tOSU is only a few % pts ahead of BSU in the latest BCS polls.



Saw that. It's real close with a lot of teams. Effing Miami jumped from 11th to 4th

Keef said...

I need a rematch w/ wava

Keef said...

Sconnie whipped up on the Golfers* w/o mize at the helm

BLUE said...

my team plays like shit on the road, which is to be expected with like 8 freshman starting

i have to go to OSU #3, and to Washington #19...plus probably play in the conf championship game, with a rematch against UCLA

pac-12 is a lot harder than big least yo!

BLUE said...

pac-12 has 6 ranked teams, tied with SEC for most

El Padrino said...

good news no more flame retardant in your haterade yo

Keef said...

pac-12 is a lot harder than big least yo!


wava played a Pac-12 team in the title game the last 2 seasons

BLUE said...

it's the SEC of the west

BLUE said...

"wava played a Pac-12 team in the title game the last 2 seasons"

will probably be 3 years in a row this year

Keef said...

oregon state is not gonna be in the title game

El Padrino said...

college football season is over you guys

Keef said...

No. It's in week 10

Keef said...

and it's 2014

El Padrino said...

sure it is

Keef said...

If you actually boat* an Xbox instead of keep saying that you're going to get one but then you don't, then you would know

Keef said...

championSHIP



How do you declare someone the championship?

El Padrino said...

"If you actually boat* an Xbox instead of keep saying that you're going to get one but then you don't, then you would know"

trust me you dont want this, would be far worse than the problems you all have now

El Padrino said...

"How do you declare someone the championship?"

You win. You are the champion.

done.

Keef said...

So you can declare someone as champion. I was axing how you declare someone as championship

BLUE said...

he didn't, he just declared them the ship

Keef said...

trust me you dont want this, would be far worse than the problems you all have now



no marbles

El Padrino said...

what do champions win?

championships

BLUE said...

they win lots of hot chicks?

Keef said...

you award a championship. You don't declare a championship

tem said...

i will be shocked if wava plays for the title.

it is looking like an at large season.

tem said...

OL is too weak and slow and WRs are too slow.

Auburn will beat me for sure.

BLUE said...

tembagging

Keef said...

yeah tem also said that FU would beat wava

BLUE said...

today is space shuttle challenger explosion day

BLUE said...

they were going to beat Wava, then he started run, what I like to call...the bullshit play

Keef said...

fucking bullshit plays

Keef said...

today is space shuttle challenger explosion day



I remember that day

Keef said...

the challenger explosion didn't affect me at all

/mize

tem said...

"they were going to beat Wava, then he started run, what I like to call...the bullshit play"

they were all over the screen pass.

i had to go to trips 3 verticals. or spread 4 wr 4 verticals.

tem said...

their LBs destroyed the slants too. i think they picked me off twice with ridiculous diving INTs.

tem said...

oh and their DE ran with my RB on a wheel route step for step for 30 yards and almost had an INT.

BLUE said...

that's the way my CU game felt

I had guys wide open, throw the ball, only to have the safety cover 20 yards in 1.5 seconds for a pick

BLUE said...

first 4 passes were picked off, (ns)

finished with 6 ints

Keef said...

I think I threw 3 picks last night against Cincy

Keef said...

Same thing with the slant plays. LBs were trolling

tem said...

i scored to make it 14-10 with about 29 seconds left. i converted 2 fourth and 15+ on the drive.

BLUE said...

i scored with 4 seconds...

I had no timeouts, and instead of going for the tie, threw a back shoulder fade that was actually short of the endzone, luckily dude got in or clock would have run out on me.

Keef said...

i converted 2 fourth and 15+ on the drive.




that's what ships do

/LP

BLUE said...

tiger is definitely getting laid again...smoking the field

tem said...

oh and the seattle play or whatever it is called worked well.

hitting the guy that runs up the sideline about 10-15yds downfield.

shorter and the CB made a play, longer and the S got over there. But right on that zone was good.

tem said...

"tiger is definitely getting laid again...smoking the field"

yeah by his ex and lindsay vonn apparently.

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

Police inspector Meinerz, who coordinated the investigation at the nightclub, said one band member died after escaping because he returned inside the burning building to save his accordion.



Fucking Darwin

BLUE said...

was that the guy's name? darwin, because that would be ironic

BLUE said...

i mean "wall"

Keef said...

and another one

Keef said...

bgas' bday is this Sunday. Pain in my ass. (S)

Keef said...

we're having a super bowltm/birthday party

El Padrino said...

cmep family tried this super bowl party thing for their kid

i denied the invitation

it's super bowl sunday, i'm not going to your house on sb sunday bro

Keef said...

yeah you wouldn't want to bitch scream in front of a gang of people

Aitch said...

HA!

Keef said...

big day

Aitch said...

They can't all be aces

Keef said...

true

El Padrino said...

someone almost got to rick ross I see

El Padrino said...

i will never ever eat the onion rings from the cafeteria again

BLUE said...

his dad avoids football as much as possible too

Keef said...

rick ross has a show here next week

BLUE said...

he is the boss

tem said...

rick ross sounds like kris kross. or is it chris cross?

El Padrino said...

i asked this dude (he had a fucking beard) in the apple store yesterday how i transfer my music from spotify to itunes

he was not amused

Keef said...

Don't you normally have a beard?

BLUE said...

was it just a random dude with a beard?

BLUE said...

maybe it was TP

El Padrino said...

"Don't you normally have a beard?"

no

"was it just a random dude with a beard?"

apple store employee, i like to rattle their cages cuz i hate all of them

Keef said...

It's funny that the guy who rails on Apple (even though he has an ipod) was in an Apple store

Keef said...

even though he has an ipod



He just doesn't know where I put it

/cmlp

El Padrino said...

"It's funny that the guy who rails on Apple (even though he has an ipod) was in an Apple store"

1st generation i pod first of all

and we were looking for that case that makes the ipad mini indestructable for bgep's mini ipad she got for xmas that i didnt buy

Keef said...

1st generation i pod first of all


Oh. My fault. I thought the 1st generation ipods were also made by Apple

Keef said...

and we were looking for that case that makes the ipad mini indestructable for bgep's mini ipad she got for xmas that i didnt buy



Why would you go to the place that probably costs the most for what you're looking for?

ns

BLUE said...

because he lives in NYC

BLUE said...

in new york the motto is "it's better because it costs more"

Keef said...

makes cents*

El Padrino said...

"Why would you go to the place that probably costs the most for what you're looking for?

ns"

following cmep's lead, if there is a will (to pay more) there is a way (to pay more)

El Padrino said...

"I thought the 1st generation ipods were also made by Apple"

Apple pre-hipster movement, i feel like Apple caused the hipster movement and since then i've hated them

Keef said...

following cmep's lead, if there is a will (to pay more) there is a way (to pay more)



shitty

El Padrino said...

p.s, they didnt have it so when we got home i bought it from amazon

El Padrino said...

Flacco expected to aim for Drew Brees money


whoa there

Keef said...

That picture of Rick Ross on the Fox News article is gross

Keef said...

Uh oh. Tiger is fading


(S)

Aitch said...

"It's funny that the guy who rails on Apple (even though he has an ipod) was in an Apple store"

Just another of the plethora of ironies and quirks that encompass what it is to be Anthony Lafaman.

Keef said...

it was cmlp's idea. She wears the pants in the LP household, apparently

Keef said...

she makes LP go to the Apple store and doesn't let him have an xbox

kodiac130 said...

"also what the fuck with the electronic cigarettes?

do these people realize what they look like when they walk around puffing on an electronic cigarette?

they look stupid"


cmkod's trying to hard sell those on me like she's making commission. I guess some of her friends have been able to use those instead of cigs, and apparently it costs about the same. I don't care too much if it looks dumb, but I'm skeptical that it would work for me...would like to try it out before purchasing.

El Padrino said...

you let them think they wear the pants keef

jeez you got some learning to do

Aitch said...

I tried it, Kod, and it didn't work. Only made my cravings worse.

kodiac130 said...

really? yikes, thanks for the heads up. I like the feeling of smoking, it would be hard to give that up right now anyway

El Padrino said...

pick your battles

walking into the apple store is not big deal

El Padrino said...

going on vacation with her parents is a big deal

that's why it never happens

El Padrino said...

you see what im saying

El Padrino said...

i will teach you

El Padrino said...

you roll with the el pad and you'll be alright

El Padrino said...

happy wife happy life bro

Keef said...

you let them think they wear the pants keef



By doing everything they say? Sneaky

El Padrino said...

you got me all wrong friendo

Keef said...

ha

Keef said...

you roll with the el pad and you'll be alright



I have a feeling this might be incorrect

El Padrino said...

piece

Aitch said...

"By doing everything they say? Sneaky"

HA!

Keef said...

Hey H. What's that building over there?

Meiz said...

"you know what i noticed as i get older

i cant eat as much as i used to

and i dont know what that means"



Fucking LP.

Aitch said...

"Hey H. What's that building over there?"

Dude.. so fucking annoying. You have no idea. It's not them asking, it's the sigh and disappointment when I don't know. Like somehow I'm not doing my job.

Keef said...

It's about the experience


S

Meiz said...

El Pad won't get an xbox because he knows he'll get mashed out like I usually do. What a twat.

Keef said...

good thing that fence was there




This was (s), right?

Meiz said...

People on my twitter TL are getting up in arms about Flacco calling the Super Bowl in NJ next year retarded.

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

good morning

El Padrino said...

"El Pad won't get an xbox because he knows he'll get mashed out like I usually do. What a twat."

totally not true
just worried i'll hold people up

El Padrino said...

i'm getting one very soon, bonus gets paid out next cycle

El Padrino said...

paying for live bothers me

El Padrino said...

it's expensive too

BLUE said...

new carpet at casa de bleu today

BLUE said...

because i'm cheap, i chose not to pay somebody else to rip it all out, so I did that last night. Not as much fun as it sounds

BLUE said...

luckily it's just one room

El Padrino said...

"because i'm cheap, i chose not to pay somebody else to rip it all out, so I did that last night. Not as much fun as it sounds"

turrible, i did this before

El Padrino said...

nothing is ever as easy as it sounds

not even ikea furniture

BLUE said...

yeah, the carpet came up pretty easy, so did the pad...don't know what i'm going to do with the old carpet though, throw it in the basement I guess

BLUE said...

what sucked was pulling up all the staples where they had stapled the pad down

El Padrino said...

i pulled a carpet once where the guy used glue and it was commercial carpet in a long hallway

what a pain in the ass i think i lost 10 pounds in sweat

BLUE said...

for whatever reason cmblue thought she needed to turn on the fireplace right before I started pulling the carpet up...fucking retarded (like the superbowl in NJ)

El Padrino said...

"for whatever reason cmblue thought she needed to turn on the fireplace right before I started pulling the carpet up..."

so she wears the pants huh

/keef

tem said...

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