Monday, January 14, 2013

Monday

Running diary of the Globes:

That safety Moore went full retard
Blue's reaction after that play:

But WFT was John Fox doing? Why was he sabotaging the Broncos? Does he love Tebow and that was his payback to Elway???
My reaction when Pey-Pey kneeled with 2 TO's left at the end of regulation:

Wonder if Peyton broke his TV watching the Falcons and Texans get a FG attempt in the same amount of time.

That was a very 2012 Falcons-esque win, damn, Matt Ryan's nickname spinoffs may come to an end one day, but I think 49ers win next weekend, then Pats beat them in the Super Bowl NS.

Did Lance Armstrong's ride or die bitch Freak kill himself or is he waiting until after the Oprah interview? Beth is a Lance lover but said she wouldn't be surprised if he cheated, Freak was so adamant and condesce- freakish about it. He got 1 nut teabagged.

Dat Ass(es)

Dem Tits

This Lakers season:

Fucking Pau, fucking Dantonio*

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Keef said...

Nice dats

El Padrino said...

who is that chick

El Padrino said...

niners gonna skullfuck the falcons

El Padrino said...

tommy lee jones shot that was the time kristen wiig and will ferrel were doing this little routine

i guess it went over his head

El Padrino said...

big tommy lee jones fan here

BIG

El Padrino said...

poor blue

El Padrino said...

Pats beat them in the Super Bowl NS.

please god no

El Padrino said...

i'll take two weeks of insufferable Ray Lewis talk over another title for Brady

El Padrino said...

surprised spiff didnt post the jaquizz rodgers trucking of earl thomas

BLUE said...

i still don't have much words

BLUE said...

went to a b-day party last night, and pretty much wasn't talked about all night, there was the cursory bitching, but for the most part nobody wanted to relive it

Aitch said...

GTFB. Get the fuck back. What was Moore thinking??

BLUE said...

"What was Moore thinking??"

that's the million dollar question

BLUE said...

when you know you're beat and have dun fucked up, just go make the fucking tackle. He could have got there if he doesn't worry about trying to knock the ball down

fucking idiot

BLUE said...

go blow that guy up.

Keef said...

The average temperature on Mars is -81 degrees Fahrenheit.

BLUE said...

"The average temperature on Mars is -81 degrees Fahrenheit."

that's almost as cold as it was here this weekend

Keef said...

He could have got there if he doesn't worry about trying to knock the ball down



When the ball was in the air, it looked like he had plenty of time to get there. He just midjudged the shit out of it

Meiz said...

Shoutout to my new hours, and to no longer having to get out of bed at 5:15 in the AM.

Keef said...

Who was the only player to amass over 2000 hits, walks, runs, & RBI during his career?

A. Babe Ruth
B. Lou Gehrig
C. Ted Williams
D. Barry Bonds

Keef said...

Today's MLB bdays...
Smead Jolley
Sonny Seibert
Wayne Gross
Terry Forster

BLUE said...

barry bonds

Keef said...

blue was so upset this weekend he couldn't muster up the energy to play ncaa

Keef said...

barry bonds


no

Keef said...

bonds had 1996 RBI

BLUE said...

"blue was so upset this weekend he couldn't muster up the energy to play ncaa"

pretty much

between football game and birthday parties i was forced to go to, didn't have much quiet time this weekend

BLUE said...

meiz has to be pumped about the new JT joint that's out there

Keef said...

I got our turbo tax on Saturday. Now I just need the data to put in it.

Meiz said...

Packers fans were hilarious on Saturday night. The bar/restaurant would go dead silent every time the Niners scored. Silent except for me & Jewbag trolling everybody else there.

BLUE said...

fucking jewbag

Meiz said...

Nah, nah, don't worry guys! We got this! Rodgers is the best. Dom Capers won't let this defense lose! We're a team of destiny!



Haaaaaaahahhahahahahahahahahaha

Meiz said...

"fucking jewbag"

Goddman Raiders fan.

Meiz said...

"meiz has to be pumped about the new JT joint that's out there"

No interweb something something

tem said...

DB had all day to make a play, he just failed miserably.

he took about 4 or 5 backpedal steps. he had time.

Keef said...

No interweb something something



Thought you had a smrt* phone

tem said...

don't be bailing out Fox or Manning though.

1) kneel with 30 seconds and 2 TOs and Manning as your QB????

2) throw late, over the middle, across your body? the Bert Favring jokes were plentiful.

tem said...

the DB gave up the tie.

the coach didn't try to win.

Manning gave up the win.

El Padrino said...

"He just midjudged the shit out of it"

yup

El Padrino said...

"I got our turbo tax on Saturday. Now I just need the data to put in it."

cant file before jan 31

Keef said...

don't be bailing out Fox or Manning though.



I agree they share in the blame, but whatta gotta think 35 pts would be enough to win a playoff game.

Meiz said...

"Thought you had a smrt* phone"

I couldn't get the vidjo to play. Shit happens.

Keef said...

cant file before jan 31



Stop it

Keef said...

You can file as soon as you get your W-2s

El Padrino said...

"go blow that guy up."

he jumped and fell to ground
what a disease
i would cut him today

dont give a fuck

Meiz said...

"cant file before jan 31"

I guess you're up on Arizona Tax Laws.


Either that, or LP doesn't file state taxes

El Padrino said...

"Attention early birds: starting Tuesday, Jan. 17, you can officially file your taxes electronically."


fucking cmep gave me bad info
apologies

Keef said...

Companies just have to mail the W-2s by the 31st

Keef said...

And the booze company I worked for waits until the 31st to mail it out. Bastards.

Jugdish said...

apologies

We know not to trust your tax advice

Meiz said...

I'm going through a bout of fear with thinking my windshield washer fluid thing might be broked.

tem said...

"cant file before jan 31"

IRS did say this.

then they changed it to you can't file your paper returns until then.

El Padrino said...

"We know not to trust your tax advice"


no need to worry my accountant handles that

El Padrino said...

"IRS did say this.

then they changed it to you can't file your paper returns until then."

suite so she was half right

aw how cute she is

Keef said...

juicy

tem said...

if you file electronically early i wouldn't excpect your refund quickly.

IRS is still trying to adjust their system for the new rules from the fiscal cliff agreement thing.

tem said...

of course they might just send you the refund and figure it out later.

El Padrino said...

keef knows

Keef said...

I figure if I file later, I'll get my return back earlier


/mize

El Padrino said...

"of course they might just send you the refund and figure it out later."

CLASSIC IRS

tem said...

"IR-2013-2, Jan. 8, 2013

WASHINGTON — Following the January tax law changes made by Congress under the American Taxpayer Relief Act (ATRA), the Internal Revenue Service announced today it plans to open the 2013 filing season and begin processing individual income tax returns on Jan. 30.

The IRS will begin accepting tax returns on that date after updating forms and completing programming and testing of its processing systems. This will reflect the bulk of the late tax law changes enacted Jan. 2. The announcement means that the vast majority of tax filers — more than 120 million households — should be able to start filing tax returns starting Jan 30.

The IRS estimates that remaining households will be able to start filing in late February or into March because of the need for more extensive form and processing systems changes. This group includes people claiming residential energy credits, depreciation of property or general business credits. Most of those in this group file more complex tax returns and typically file closer to the April 15 deadline or obtain an extension.

“We have worked hard to open tax season as soon as possible,” IRS Acting Commissioner Steven T. Miller said. “This date ensures we have the time we need to update and test our processing systems.”

The IRS will not process paper tax returns before the anticipated Jan. 30 opening date. There is no advantage to filing on paper before the opening date, and taxpayers will receive their tax refunds much faster by using e-file with direct deposit.

“The best option for taxpayers is to file electronically,” Miller said.

The opening of the filing season follows passage by Congress of an extensive set of tax changes in ATRA on Jan. 1, 2013, with many affecting tax returns for 2012. While the IRS worked to anticipate the late tax law changes as much as possible, the final law required that the IRS update forms and instructions as well as make critical processing system adjustments before it can begin accepting tax returns.

The IRS originally planned to open electronic filing this year on Jan. 22; more than 80 percent of taxpayers filed electronically last year."

Keef said...

there was no need for that rubbish, tem

El Padrino said...

still cant believe that denver game, they are in a 3 deep formation!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

ray rice was ray rice

El Padrino said...

love that guy

Aitch said...

" there was no need for that rubbish, tem"

Do we post anything but rubbish here? I mean, besides EP's GEMS, of course.

tem said...

"there was no need for that rubbish, tem"

there is no need for anything that anyone posts here.

tem said...

and SEA needs to learn that early in the game FGs are the way to go.

hitting something at the end of the half or at that 4th and 2 and that game might play out a bit differently.

Keef said...

there is no need for anything that anyone posts here.



There is no need for your face

Meiz said...

Tem's cnp was helpful to me. Bascically, it told me

"Don't file until March, Mize. Our shit's gonna be so fucked up, it won't even matter".

Meiz said...

I'm totally disappointed that Seattle lost. I love that team. Pete gave us a nice little bit of struttin' after the TD review. I was into it.

Meiz said...

I might be a little gay for Pete Carroll.

BLUE said...

only thing that I can muster is that because of the cold manning didn't feel comfortable throwing the ball downfield.

They never took one shot downfield the entire game, not one....and that's the only reason I can think of that they didn't try and get in FG position at the end of the 1st half or in regulation

BLUE said...

fucking chicken shit call with 1min left in regulation and 3rd and 7, and you run the ball

play fake, and if it's not there have manning fall down and take a sack so the clock keeps running.

BLUE said...

fucking pussies

fox got totally outcoached

El Padrino said...

what's the reason an all-pro corner gets torched in the playoffs

man champ had a rough one saturday

El Padrino said...

yeah seattle outcoached themselves in the first half, take the points there

BLUE said...

i felt like this

BLUE said...

"man champ had a rough one saturday"

yep, hard to say, not sure on the 2 deep balls that he wasn't supposed to have help over the top.

the one ball at the end of the 1st half, he had perfect coverage and torrey smith just beat him. 50/50 ball


Baltimore was 3 out of 4 on 50/50 balls that flacco threw, the only one they didn't get was the overthrow.

Meiz said...

"what's the reason an all-pro corner gets torched in the playoffs"

Age?

El Padrino said...

"Age?"

my ass he had one of his finest seasons this year, he was incredible

Spaceman Spiff said...

"surprised spiff didnt post the jaquizz rodgers trucking of earl thomas"

falcons hate went up a notch this year

El Padrino said...

wonder if the dirty bird is coming back

El Padrino said...

not for nothing but seattle's D for all that yapping letting ryan throw a 25 yeard out and a 17 yard up and back in the seam is pretty fucking gross with 30 seconds left

El Padrino said...

"Actor Jackie Chan calls USA 'most corrupt' country in world..."

never liked that guy

Keef said...

lots of solid defence* this weekend

Meiz said...

"falcons hate went up a notch this year"

How on earth do people hate the Falcons? They're the friggin' Falcons! They always find the banana peel!

Meiz said...

"Actor Jackie Chan calls USA 'most corrupt' country in world..."


I'd buy this.

El Padrino said...

well yeah but you cant say that shit man

Keef said...

How on earth do people hate the Falcons?


I don't like any team from the ATL

Keef said...

*pro team


I like the Ramblin Wreck

Meiz said...

I like how Time Warner tried to upsell me to the 20MB internet like the 15MB more than enough. 15 is now considered their "Standard". 3 years ago, the 15MB was "Turbo".

Meiz said...

"I don't like any team from the ATL"


But, Atlanta. They're harmless.

AND it's the home of Magic City. And Outkast. Outkast, for god's sake!

Keef said...

Outkast isn't a pro sports team

Keef said...

Blame the Braves. They put their stank on every other team there

El Padrino said...

just die Lance

go away

Keef said...

it's funny when mize gets so incredulous because people don't think the same way as him

Meiz said...

It's called hyperbole. You take the words I type too seriously.

Meiz said...

Raise your hand if you really think Drew Magary is angry whenever he types in ALL CAPS.

Keef said...

It's called hyperbole. You take the words I type too seriously.



fair enough

Keef said...

wft is a drew magary?

Keef said...

It's called hyperbole. You take the words I type too seriously.



You got pretty animated about AP in person. And here. So I just lump all of your incredulous statements into one group

Aitch said...

"Actor Jackie Chan calls USA 'most corrupt' country in world..."

Whatta gotta Russia?

Meiz said...

"You got pretty animated about AP in person. And here."

Yes, but it's all done in jokes. Like I really care what people call Adrian Peterson.

It's all in fun.

Meiz said...

"Whatta gotta Russia?"

I'd be surprised if there were many countries out there that let people screw each other over quite like the US does. Our country currently seems to run on lies and deceit by the citizens.

Meiz said...

"wft is a drew magary?"

We're not talking.

Meiz said...

White Wedding does NOT belong on the Classic Rock station. This makes me ill.

El Padrino said...

"I'd be surprised if there were many countries out there that let people screw each other over quite like the US does"

dude russia is hardcore
and dont even get me started on communist states

El Padrino said...

billionaires in russia are billionairs for no reason
they have like anti monopoly laws where they buy and sell companies like overnight for like a bag of skittles and a bottle of vodka

shit is mad corrupt

Keef said...

es, but it's all done in jokes. Like I really care what people call Adrian Peterson.

It's all in fun.




I'm gonna pretend like it's not, though. Just a fair warning

Keef said...

they have like anti monopoly laws where they buy and sell companies like overnight for like a bag of skittles and a bottle of vodka



like whoa

El Padrino said...

any of you faggots see Les Mis?

salmon fishing in yemem was trying to win shit last night keef

El Padrino said...

if i grew up on the other side i'd be a real wanker

El Padrino said...

if i grew up on the other side i'd probably have a crap job

Meiz said...

"dude russia is hardcore
and dont even get me started on communist states"

Yeah, but you know what you're getting with those places.

Here we say we're gonna hook you up with a level playing field, fair deal etc... and then at the 11th hour... Nope, just kidding! Still buds?

El Padrino said...

stop talking shit about the greatest country in the fucking universe

Meiz said...

"stop talking shit about the greatest country in the fucking universe"

Keep telling yourself that. Just ignore reality.

Keef said...

any of you faggots see Les Mis?

Stop it


salmon fishing in yemem was trying to win shit last night keef

It's a good movie

Keef said...

Here we say we're gonna hook you up with a level playing field, fair deal etc... and then at the 11th hour... Nope, just kidding! Still buds?




Like the stache guy?

Keef said...

Yeah, but you know what you're getting with those places.



So, knowing that it's corrupt makes it less corrupt?

El Padrino said...

"any of you faggots see Les Mis?

Stop it"

just gauging faggotness

Keef said...

cmk went and saw it with her mom & sisters. That alone tells me that I better not ever go see it.

Meiz said...

"cmk went and saw it with her mom & sisters. That alone tells me that I better not ever go see it."


So you can't go see Les Mis, and you can't go to the scrip club. Your wife is trying to turn you asexual.

Keef said...

I can go to a scrip club for bachelor parties

Meiz said...

Now he's rationalizing.

El Padrino said...

Les Mis is a male revue?

nice comparasion meiz

El Padrino said...

s

Meiz said...

You said yourself, Les Mis = gay.

Keef said...

nice comparasion meiz



Fucking LP



Meiz said...

Went over the short guy's head. Shocking, I know.

Meiz said...

Have I mentioned how happy I am to be back working banker's hours?

Keef said...

the comparasion* confused him

Aitch said...

You can't confuse him. That's why he calls the plays on D.

Keef said...

he doesn't call the plays anymore. So that's a bad comparasion*

Keef said...

H is about to unleash some woe on us

Aitch said...

Nope. Woe free.

Meiz said...

::feverishly fumbles for phone::

::can't tap the damn facebook app fast enough::



Oh my. H should bite the bullet and get a new Ford.

Meiz said...

::feverishly fumbles for phone::


LOOK AT THAT MOTHERFUCKING ALLITERATION

Meiz said...

H would look sharp in a brand new lime green Fiesta.

Meiz said...

According to my Logistics Coordinator, I need to get some Febreeze Allergy(?). I was a touch sneezy last night, and she says that stuff works wonders, temporarily.

El Padrino said...

you need some pussy

will tighten that sneezing shit right up

Keef said...

He gets pussy all the time, he just doesn't tell us

Meiz said...

I really don't get where that came from. That's something tem made up.

El Padrino said...

he gets nothing and it's concerning

Meiz said...

Only for you & H for some reason.

El Padrino said...

it's troubling

Keef said...

I wouldn't say it's concerning. That's probably a bit extreme. But I do think it's weird that mize thinks it's no big deal.

El Padrino said...

you may think you can just live your life without it but you are wrong

Keef said...

God put you on earth to fuck.

Keef said...

Shit, I am lucky to get once a week, and it bugs the shit out of me

El Padrino said...

preach

Aitch said...

I'm on a cold streak myself, so I can't throw stones at the moment.

Aitch said...

7 weeks. I'm almost a virgin again.

Keef said...

time to get a whore

Keef said...

It's weird that a bunch of dorks who talk on the internets don't get laid

Keef said...

wouldn't it be ironic if it was jug who was getting laid the most now

Meiz said...

I need to get a clearish shower curtain. It's mad dark in my shower.

Meiz said...

Kraft salad dressings are on sale for $2 a pop. Giddyup.

Keef said...

Not a ya-huge fan of the Kraft ranch dressing. I prefer the Kroger brand ranch or the hidden valley ranch

Aitch said...

"It's weird that a bunch of dorks who talk on the internets don't get laid"

This made me el-oh-el. Well played, Keith.

tem said...

7 weeks? no new year's eve action?

Meiz said...

"Not a ya-huge fan of the Kraft ranch dressing."

Irregardles, I don't do ranch. I stay away from all of the creamy style dressings whenever possible. They're terrible for you.

Keef said...

don't move to India, ladies

Keef said...

Irregardles, I don't do ranch. I stay away from all of the creamy style dressings whenever possible. They're terrible for you.



You make up for the healthiness of your dressings by wolfing down heaters.

El Padrino said...

make your own dressing lazy ass

El Padrino said...

and stop eating salads

Keef said...

why does everything need to be home made?

tem said...

i watched Skyfall this weekend. not les mis.

El Padrino said...

spiff who is that chick on the post with the titties

tem said...

"why does everything need to be home made?"

because stores in NYC 1) suck and 2) are too expensive.

El Padrino said...

"why does everything need to be home made?"

was just throwing it out there to throw it out there

but since you asked
so easy and taste better

Meiz said...

"You make up for the healthiness of your dressings by wolfing down heaters."

I quit smoking two weeks ago.

Meiz said...

"because stores in NYC 1) suck and 2) are too expensive."

This kinda makes sense, but then where to the ingredients come from?

tem said...

rooftop gardens

tem said...

asian fruit/veggie markets

Keef said...

pork store

tem said...

i don't like the new yahoo! page. why does everything have to change for no reason?

tem said...

"43% of new nurses can't find work"

fucking pools. all the work is lost in the pools.

Keef said...

so easy and taste better




So making ranch dressing is easier than buying a bottle of ranch dressing when your* already at the store?

tem said...

Best TV series - comedy

"Girls"



wtf is that show?

El Padrino said...

not ranch
stop eating that crap

Keef said...

IN YOU* FACE, UK!

tem said...

"Best performance by an actor in a TV series – comedy or musical

Don Cheadle, "House of Lies""


did this show even start yet??

Keef said...

So making your own eye-talian dressing is easier than buying a bottle when you're already at the store?

El Padrino said...

i dont even know how to make ranch
what's the base buttermilk?

El Padrino said...

So making your own eye-talian dressing is easier than buying a bottle when you're already at the store?


whatta got oil and vinegar?

Keef said...

"Girls"

wtf is that show?





I dunno, but it sounds gross

/mize

Keef said...

whatta got oil and vinegar?



Italian dressing isn't just oil & vinegar

BLUE said...

herbs...gotta have herbs

Keef said...

Three men and a 14-year-old boy have been arrested in connection with a violent brawl at a Massachusetts baby shower in which bottles and punches were thrown and furniture was smashed.



Nice job, H

BLUE said...

oil and vinegar makes a vinegrette

BLUE said...

"Girls"

I watched part of one episode back when I had HBO, shit was awful, not even close to funny

Keef said...

In Italy, apparently it's oil, vinegar, salt & pepper. But we in 'merica

tem said...

who is advising lance that it is wise to apologize? as much as he denied ever doping and as hard as he fought it, it is total BS to now come out and say "oh doping? yeah i totally did that"

even less people will like him after this. it is pretty easy to see that.

BLUE said...

he wants to run triathalons

Aitch said...

"Three men and a 14-year-old boy have been arrested in connection with a violent brawl at a Massachusetts baby shower in which bottles and punches were thrown and furniture was smashed.

Nice job, H"

Sounds like something that would happen at one of my family outings...

Keef said...

even less people will like him after this. it is pretty easy to see that.



True. But it'll probably go away faster

BLUE said...

plus tem is forgetting that he sued newspapers for slander, and won.

now they sue him

Keef said...

even less people will like him after this. it is pretty easy to see that.




fewer

/kod

BLUE said...

"True. But it'll probably go away faster"

people are very forgiving. Consider that nobody cares that giambi used roids, but are all fucking weird about Bonds and Clemens

Keef said...

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