Monday, January 21, 2013

MLK Day

Falcons finally couldn't pull a game out of their ass, donut second half


O:FB is alive and well, donut second half also, wasn't expecting it this week though. Do you want to live in a world where Flacco is a Super Bowl champ and actually contributed?

Bernard Pollard is incredible, stays trolling the Patriots

Hope the 49ers win, and this is why:
Is this motherfucker serious?

First time since I started working that I get MLK Day off, suite.

In honor, a favorite scene:

dat ass

Oh yea, Bisping got fucked up and will miss out on a title shot, again, just like every time he faces anyone good

174 comments:

tem said...

Has Bisping ever beaten anyone good?

tem said...

H.....why is your team punting at the 34 and 35?

tem said...

even with the lead.....c'mon man.


tem said...

i get not kicking the FG because it was windy, but you gotta go for it there.

it is a classic TMQ writes game over in his notebook moment. even with the lead.

Don't forget about H said...

" H.....why is your team punting at the 34 and 35?"

No clue. That's only a couple of frustrating things from this game. Why didn't they use the hurry up in the 2nd half? Why, after a yahuge* game last week, did Shane Vereen barely see the field until Ridkey got knocked the fuck out? Why does Welker always seem to have great stats but that one key drop? If the NFL is serious about player safety, why are helmet to helmet hits on a RB legal? Does Bernard Pollard have a Patriots voodoo doll or something??

Don't forget about H said...

Ridley*

Don't forget about H said...

Why didn't they call their last time out with 12 seconds to go in the 1st half instead of letting the clock run down to 4 seconds? They coukd have taken a shot and the end zone and still had time to kick the FG if they didn't convert.

Don't forget about H said...

Why was Ray Lewis crying during the national anthem? We all get emotional about beating the redcoats 200+ years ago, but c'mon man!

BLUE said...

he was afraid obama was going to take away his guns

BLUE said...

i tried to root for the pats. I really did

but in the end I couldn't bring myself to root for them.

BLUE said...

they are just so awful

Don't forget about H said...

They won their Superbowl™ titles with strong defenses and opportunistic offenses. Then they changed philosophies and went tiwards high powered offenses and haven't won since. They gotta focus on the secondary and a legit pass rusher.

Don't forget about H said...

Is it time to move on from Belichick? Have they plateaued under him? I've been asking this after the past few seasons. Don't yell at me, Kod...

BLUE said...

i think belichick sticks around until Brady retires...then he'll quit too.

BLUE said...

They probably need one more legit run, maybe win a superbowl, and I can see them both ride off into the sunset.

BLUE said...

defense isn't necessarily the issue.

They gave up 28 pts, but their offense averages 35/game

The issue (much like Oregon) is that they have a gimmick offense, and when they run up against a legit defense, they struggle to score points.

tem said...

i liked how you could hear one Ravens player say something like

"LETS GO GET US SOME FUCKING RINGS"

then it was dead silence from the announcers (possibly because some tech guy hit the mute button).

then the announcers started talking as if nothing had happened. (perhaps they didn't know)

BLUE said...

football players cuss...it's true

tem said...

Ravens are a pretty good team. So there isn't much shame in losing that one.

Definitely would have liked to see some plays change, but a lot of that is 20-20 hindsight.

What isn't 20-20 hindsight is those goddman punts. At the time I said it was dumb and I'll maintain it was dumb.

BLUE said...

Ravens ended up with a poor record because half their defense was hurt the last 6 games.

now that they're healthy, they are much better.

tem said...

last INT seemed to be a weak throw by Brady too. The guy was open, but Brady didn't lead him enough.

Not sure if it was pressure or the wind or a bad throw, but something seemed off.

Jugdish said...

Is it time to move on from Belichick?



Easy streinbrenner...

tem said...

i have no idea why the inauguration is such a big deal for a re-elected president.

El Padrino said...

good job blue on picking the Ravens in the preview

El Padrino said...

and god has a plan for Ray Lewis guys

just jump on board and be a part of it

tem said...

maybe it doesn't end well for ray.

tem said...

maybe i don't want to me on that train. maybe someone is going to get shot.

they should ban guns so nobody gets shot.

El Padrino said...

i will be rooting for the Niners, #1 because like baseball i always prefer the title stay within my rooting teams "league"

and two

what spiff said i;e Flacco
and the Ray Ray gif

El Padrino said...

if you want to preach the gospel find a church, stop doing it all over the damn stadium and press room

El Padrino said...

i made my cousin like 3 grand these playoffs with my picks, i should unretire

El Padrino said...

that's it from me im off

fuck this computer shit

El Padrino said...

MLK!
MLK!
MLK!
MLK!

Keef said...

Is it time to move on from Belichick?



Hahahahahahahahahahaha, fucking H

tem said...

pats should hire cowher.

tem said...

i have never had MLK day off of work.

BLUE said...

me neither

Meiz said...

"Is it time to move on from Belichick? Have they plateaued under him?"


"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem


Sorry, H.

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"Hope the 49ers win, and this is why:
Is this motherfucker serious?"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

It's funny how he scolded everyone on FB last night, talking about how great his team is compared to everyone else's team. And now it's time for his team to get a new coach

BLUE said...

people in Denver are all pissed now. basically saying that because the ravens beat the pats, and the broncos should have beaten the ravens except for a miracle pass...ipso facto, broncos should be in the superbowl

i say that's bullshit, but i'm in the minority

BLUE said...

there is no logical way to think that if you would have beaten the ravens, that the patriots outcome would have been the same.

Keef said...

Why should the broncos have beaten bmore?

tem said...

i thought you were white?

Keef said...

Maybe it was more about bad defense and coaching than a miracle pass

tem said...

as a tampa bay fan i am pissed because tampa should have beaten atlanta in the regular season so they should be in the super bowl.

Keef said...

White is the new minority. Cmon tem

tem said...

sweet. future baby tem can get better scholarships as a minority.

Keef said...

8/12

Don't forget about H said...

" defense isn't necessarily the issue."

If you watched them every week you'd have a different opinion. Once again, they couldn't get a big stop when needed. Couldn't pressure Flacco, stop the run, or cover anyone in the 2nd half. Offense sucked this game, but the defense is susoect almost every game.

Don't forget about H said...

" It's funny how he scolded everyone on FB last night, talking about how great his team is compared to everyone else's team. And now it's time for his team to get a new coach"

I'm just asking the question. It is consistent with what I said about Lovie Smith. If there is a recurring pattern every season, don't you at least have to ask if it is time to make a change?

Meiz said...

"It's funny how he scolded everyone on FB last night, talking about how great his team is compared to everyone else's team. And now it's time for his team to get a new coach"

that was hilarious

Keef said...

It is consistent with what I said about Lovie Smith

The Bears made the playoffs like twice in 8 years. The Pats are in the afc championship almost every year.

Meiz said...

I'm getting giddy to take my buddy ice fishing for the his 1st time this weekend. Fair warning, FB is probably going to be ice fishing-centric this week.

Keef said...

If there is a recurring pattern every season, don't you at least have to ask if it is time to make a change?



Yeah probably. The recurring pattern of championship games is unacceptable

Keef said...

Fucking chowds

Meiz said...

FYI, you guys should d/l the Gas Buddy app if you don't have it already. Saved me 14 cents a gallon on Saturday. Shit's legit.

Don't forget about H said...

" Yeah probably. The recurring pattern of championship games is unacceptable"

Insert witty joke about kissing Meiz's sister...

Meiz said...

The Pats tied in their AFC championship games? That's some tough luck.

Keef said...

Insert witty joke about kissing Meiz's sister...


I don't see how that applies here

Meiz said...

I'm gonna stop piling on H. He's an emotional wreck right now. Down is up, up is down.

Don't forget about H said...

Repeatedly losing in the championship game or Superbowl™ is like kissing Meiz's sister... or something...

Don't forget about H said...

" I'm gonna stop piling on H. He's an emotional wreck right now. Down is up, up is down."

I'm good.

tem said...

how much tax payer money was wasted on this inauguration party and concerts crap?

i guess it is apparently good for the DC economy though.

Don't forget about H said...

Also, I think Tom Brady should be fined for kicking Ed Reed late in the 1st half.

Meiz said...

"how much tax payer money was wasted on this inauguration party and concerts crap?"


good question, although I've heard bupkis about this inauguration stuff you're talking about.

tem said...

"although I've heard bupkis about this inauguration stuff you're talking about."

i have no idea how that is possible.

it is all over the news channels and internet news (non sports).

i guess if you just hit espn and espn.com you'd miss it.

tem said...

they have a big deal about how katy perry looked like a whore for the concert they put on for kids for the inauguration.

Meiz said...

Brownberry bread's on sale for $1.99 this week. Hell yeah. Got me some whole wheat honey bread.

tem said...

i need a new bread now that wonder bread is out of business.

Meiz said...

I guess I should start visiting news sites since I don't have the cable tv. Also, Big Katy Perry supporter over here.

Meiz said...

"i need a new bread now that wonder bread is out of business."

I like the Sara Lee, but I usually get the grocery store brand(Roundy's) because it's super cheap.

Meiz said...

I should send LP a nutsack pic for MLK day

tem said...

cmtem apparently can't eat lunchmeat while pregnant so we haven't even bought bread in months.

tem said...

and other than sandwiches we don't use bread that much.

Keef said...

Repeatedly losing in the championship game or Superbowl™ is like kissing Meiz's sister... or something...

Mize is right. You are a wreck

Meiz said...

"cmtem apparently can't eat lunchmeat while pregnant so we haven't even bought bread in months."


Nonsense.

tem said...

something about bacteria and being pregnant means no cold cuts.

Meiz said...

condolences.

tem said...

i get by fine without eating sammiches

Meiz said...

I had to explain to my buddies that I'm a tremendous douchebag yesterday. They couldn't believe that I think Pete Carroll rules. Had to tell 'em, "Guys, I'm a huge douchebag. That's why I think Pete Carroll is awesome."

Meiz said...

I then proceeded to strut into the kitchen to make my drink.

Keef said...

Cmtem can eat lunch meat if it's cooked

tem said...

good story

tem said...

"Cmtem can eat lunch meat if it's cooked"

true, but if we are going to cook something it isn't going to be lunch meat

Meiz said...

Lunch meat is cooked, Tem.

Meiz said...

Hot damn! It's cold on the dock today. I'm shivering violently.

tem said...

"Lunch meat is cooked, Tem."

apparently if the lunch meat is cold it is a no go. regardless of whether it was cooked at any time prior.

so even though it was cooked before you can't just open the pack of Oscar Meyer and eat it.

but if you open the pack and cook the lunch meat then it is OK.


i don't understand the rules, i am just reporting them.

tem said...

you need to eat it hot i guess

Meiz said...

"but if you open the pack and cook the lunch meat then it is OK."

But the meat's already cooked. I think you're being fibbed to.

tem said...

"I think you're being fibbed to."

i don't really disagree. it doesn't make much sense to me.

i am just reporting it as it was explained to me.


tem said...

is te'o getting paid lots of money to get interviewed? i bet he is.

tem said...

some website says:

"It's not safe for pregnant women to eat deli meats (such as ham, turkey, salami, and bologna) or hot dogs unless the food has been thoroughly heated and is steaming hot. These foods can cause a form of food poisoning called listeriosis."

tem said...

furthermore:

"It's not safe to eat precooked meats such as deli meats, hot dogs, and pâté when you're pregnant unless they're heated until steaming hot. Pregnant women are about 20 times more likely than other healthy adults to get listeriosis, and newborns – not moms – suffer the most serious effects of infection during pregnancy."

Meiz said...

Nonsense

tem said...

could be, but the believers are quite committed to the cause.

Keef said...

Cmk gets a toasted Subway Spicy Eyetalian sammich every weekend

Keef said...

Whatta gotta NCAA?

Keef said...

2/4 players ready

tem said...

i should NCAA tonight.

Meiz said...

I still have my mad TAINT skills

tem said...

my backup QB is a wizard at that.

if my starter gets hurt my backup finds ways to TAINT

Meiz said...

I throw a backbreaker almost every game. I'm good at giving up the late 2nd quarter TD, too.

tem said...

i am good at scoring the late 2nd qtr td and then opening the 3rd with another.

Keef said...

Tem is good with screen passes

Meiz said...

We all noticed Kaepernick ball faking to nobody on multiple occasions yesterday, right?

BLUE said...

"I throw a backbreaker almost every game"

i learnt, not to throw an out route, anywhere near either goalline

BLUE said...

"how much tax payer money was wasted on this inauguration party and concerts crap?"

i read roughly 115mm$

(ns)

BLUE said...

bernard pollard is the patriots kryptonite

BLUE said...

people are spending today like MLK would have wanted them to, watching NBA basketball

Keef said...

I'm playing NCAA

tem said...

i'm working

BLUE said...

i'll see if I can play tonight

Don't forget about H said...

" We all noticed Kaepernick ball faking to nobody on multiple occasions yesterday, right?"

Indeed. The best was Aikman saying it still affects the defense.

Don't forget about H said...

"i'm working"

Yo tambien

Keef said...

Suckers

Meiz said...

It does still affect the defense though

Meiz said...

I'm off next monday for Martin Luther Meiz day

BLUE said...

i'm taking king kamehameha day off

Keef said...

That's fake

Don't forget about H said...

It does still affect the defense though"

The defense is gonna fall for a fake handoff to no one.

tem said...

the best was people at the bar saying that the end (or LB) who had outside contain was playing bad and missing tackles because Gore kept running inside of them and they stayed with the QB.

that is his job on that play...outside contain. stop QB. RB is someone elses job.

Don't forget about H said...

Most people don't really know shit about sports and talk out of their ass.

tem said...

"The defense is gonna fall for a fake handoff to no one."

the ATL defense did a little. it certainly isn't as good as a fake handoff to a person, but it works a little.

Keef said...

Like people who wonder if the coach that leads their team to the title game every year should step down?


S

tem said...

i think a fake handoff to nobody causes pauses the D more than no fake at all.

tem said...

causes pauses is nice

Meiz said...

I haven't gone to a bar to watch a game in ages. Those were the golden days of going to Cedars and just getting demolished all day.

Don't forget about H said...

I think I caught the plague. Woe.

Meiz said...

This blows. I have to wait for these people in Illinois to send me our purchase orders so I can pre-receive the steaks, but I have a goddamn 5:00 deadline. Hurry the fuck up, I had this shit before 3:00 on Friday.

Keef said...

Wall

tem said...

i have to wait on cmtem to pick me up.

tem said...

car in the shop today, so i went to work with her. which means

1 i had to get to work eaaay early

2 i apparently have to stay late

BLUE said...

"i think a fake handoff to nobody causes pauses the D more than no fake at all. "

yep, especially if you're keying on the QB. If you're an ILB and see the QB turn one way, even if there isn't a RB to fake to, you either stop or take a step in the wrong direction

BLUE said...

i'd still bang kelly kapowski

Meiz said...

This could be disastrous if these people don't get these POs emailed pronto.

Meiz said...

Duh, Blue. Duh. She's never going to lose her fastball.

tem said...

"pre-receive the steaks"

this phrase is odd

tem said...

having a deadline to pre-receive something you had since friday is wierd.

Meiz said...

What have I had since friday?

tem said...

i don't know.

you said "Hurry the fuck up, I had this shit before 3:00 on Friday."

tem said...

or it is a daily thing and on friday they did the task before 3.

i think that is what you meant. i read it poorly.

my reader gets MLK day off.

BLUE said...

russian traffic jams are the best

Keef said...

Disastrous, mize?

kodiac130 said...

"Is it time to move on from Belichick? Have they plateaued under him? I've been asking this after the past few seasons."


ahahahaha, from 8.5 point favorites in the AFC Championship game to complemating firing the only successful coach you've had in franchise history.

I won't yell at ya, I just don't understand how a non-crazy person could seriously ask that

Meiz said...

"Disastrous, mize?"

We fixed it. But yes, it would be a disaster if all of our customers that order steaks and various other meat products did not get their stuff delivered. That would be terrible for business.

Meiz said...

Home time

Keef said...

complemating




Suite

kodiac130 said...

I miss firefox, it had spellcheck

Keef said...

Ha

Meiz said...

I'm really enjoying this balsamic tomato basil salad dressing

Don't forget about H said...

Did you make it yourself??

/EP

Don't forget about H said...

"Your such a nice sweet funny guy how are you single...and you have a job lol"

I really hate when chicks say this. Might as well say "I'd never date you, but someone should."

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"I'd never date you, but someone should."

I'm confused. does she want to fire belichick too?

Meiz said...

So I think I might have been convinced to get an LED tv instead of the plasma. Same price, 1 inch smaller, but it's LED.

Meiz said...

Plus, it's 1080 vs the 720 of the plasma

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

what size, meiz?

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

didn't know they still sell 720s. I thought everything now was 1080i or 1080p

Meiz said...

It's just a 42. I don't need anything bigger than that.

Meiz said...

"didn't know they still sell 720s. I thought everything now was 1080i or 1080p"

cNet actually kind of raved about the 720 plasma. Wikipedia

Meiz said...

That's the right link, I just forgot to switch out the text

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

I'm on year 3 with my plasma. ready to upgrade to bigger led

Meiz said...

HIMYM dropping all sorts of Bemidji in this episode

Meiz said...

I think a spin of Born To Run is in the cards for the drive up to the cabin this Friday

Meiz said...

Shit. I think I just realized I'm missing Catfish.

Now I'm sad.

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"I think a spin of Born To Run is in the cards for the drive up to the cabin this Friday"

sounds like a shitty drive

Meiz said...

Hahahaha

Meiz said...

I think it's crazy that old man Packer doesn't even like Jungleland. I can't wrap my brain around that.

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

suite trick

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"I think it's crazy that old man Packer doesn't even like Jungleland. I can't wrap my brain around that."

jersey sucks

Jugdish said...

he hates eddie and the cruisers too

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

go

Jugdish said...

mlk day is celebrated on tuesday in temhio

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