Wednesday, January 30, 2013

i'm clueless

I have no idea what's going on today

one thing I do know is that the ravens are awful smug for a lucky ass team

i just can't get firrd* up for this year's big game

NBA action is FAAAAAAAAAAAn tastic

i can buy tickets for $1 to tonights game against the Rockets.

xgames is something

I have 0 motivation today

the new carpet is great, very soft

federal taxes have been filed, no waiting on that crap for me.

i think i'm getting like 1200 back, but i'll have to pay state of about 1000, so comes out basically even.

what's everyone's best superbowl™ snack food. post your favorite recipe in the comments section below, and the one that I deem the best will receive a prize.



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Jugdish said...

Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, sent his own letter Tuesday, telling the banks, "Should Mayor Emanuel's bullying campaign prove successful, I am confident that there are numerous financial institutions in Texas that would be eager to earn your business."


i heart texas

El Padrino said...

well i mean, my wing recipe is some what generic, my only twists are my rub and that i grill then bake em

El Padrino said...

the sauce is easy, butter/Franks

adjust ratio for how saucy/hot you want it

El Padrino said...

so i guess i'll have to hit you with the philly cheesesteak eggrolls i've only made twice

or fried pickles which is generic too, beer batter

El Padrino said...

dont let cmjug see the govie credit card jug she might use that against you in the fight to not work

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Jugdish said...

pizza rolls

Jugdish said...

dont let cmjug see the govie credit card jug she might use that against you in the fight to not work



thanks to all the defense cuts, I probably won't be able to use it

El Padrino said...

stop crying

El Padrino said...

THANKS OBAMA

Jugdish said...

im not crying. i actually don't want to use that card...too much paperwork to go along with it

BLUE said...

too bad this isn't last week

all this woe coming out of jug would have gotten him to the finals for sure

Jugdish said...

all this woe coming out of jug would have gotten him to the finals for sure



i didn't even make it into the round last week (more woe)

i never took the tem test

BLUE said...

neither did I, i just scored it for myself

BLUE said...

it's the TCS way

Jugdish said...

i tembagged TCS

BLUE said...

i get tembagged all the time

/beth

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

happy hour after work





somehow cmep let me go
i'm estatic

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tem said...

why aren't you happy?

Keef said...

Hawaii is moving about three inches closer to Japan every year.

Keef said...

estatic is grate

El Padrino said...

Hawaii is moving about three inches closer to Japan every year.

fucking gooks

BLUE said...

"All I wanted to do my whole, whole life was have a baby and, now, I’ve finally done it." Fox admits that parenthood has taken the forefront and that her career is not as important to her anymore"

like this is some big accomplishment

Keef said...

Fox admits that parenthood has taken the forefront and that her career is not as important to her anymore


What has she done since Transformers?

BLUE said...

she was in "this is 40"

El Padrino said...

fuck her she is pshyco and covered in david silver sperm

El Padrino said...

like this is some big accomplishment

^^this

famous people suck

Keef said...

According to a report, Vijay Singh admitted to using deer antler spray, which is a banned substance in all major sports leagues, including the PGA Tour.



hilarity

BLUE said...

fucking vijay

El Padrino said...

everytime i see that name or here it i think of Vagina

Keef said...

Do you have a problem hereing?

El Padrino said...

no i here fine

El Padrino said...

i sea fine two

Keef said...

ha

El Padrino said...

"TIMBER!!! Justin Single Sales Fizzle...

Is it Jay Z or Six-Year Absence?"


maybe it's because the song absolutely sucks ass?

BLUE said...

"maybe it's because the song absolutely sucks ass?"

or maybe it's because he didn't debut it on SNL

BLUE said...

in a skit with samberg

El Padrino said...

"Hey Joe," Santelli said, "when you act like Europe, you get growth rates like Europe, and our discussions with economists sounds like we're in Europe. They have the same discussions constantly."

"They’re always doing the right thing," he continued. "They’re always thinking they know better. And this is the kind of growth. We have become Europe. We are now Europe."

Steve Liesman pushed back, “We reduced federal spending, government spending by 15 percent. Which part of that’s not Europe don’t you get?”

“And why do we need to reduce government spending?” asked Santelli. “Because we run trillion dollar deficits for crying out loud.”


santelli is great

tem said...

he had a religous exemption

tem said...

vijay did

tem said...

why did santinelli start with "hey joe" if he was talking to steve?

Keef said...

maybe it's because the song absolutely sucks ass?



THIS. ALL DAY


sorry mize

Keef said...

he was talking to joe cool

El Padrino said...

fucking China

El Padrino said...

why did santinelli start with "hey joe" if he was talking to steve?

Joe is one of the hosts of the box

BLUE said...

how do we know about the box


there is no context

El Padrino said...

Squawk Box

it's a show, Joe is a host
I linked it for the Europe comment

it tickled my fancy

tem said...

what link?

El Padrino said...

carpet question

don't your kids destroy the carpet?

tem said...

and keith says he won TCS. does el pad agree?

have a slapper. winner of the slapper wins TCS.

El Padrino said...

i mean i cnp'd it

jesus christ

rough crowd

El Padrino said...

"and keith says he won TCS. does el pad agree?"

i disagree

BLUE said...

i disagree as well

I think I won the TCS

Keef said...

Didn't LP not even comment, or have very few comments, for some days during the TCS? What the fuck kind of efforting is that?

BLUE said...

i think the three of us should have a spelling competition to determine the winner

BLUE said...

i fucking carried this place last week

Keef said...

If cmlp didn't wear the fucking pants in that household, maybe I'd feel a little differently. But he's her fucking puppet

BLUE said...

"don't your kids destroy the carpet?"

yes, and that's why we had to replace it less than 3 years into buying the brand new house.

we went with cheap ass carpet, and a good pad.

Total cost of the carpet with install is less than having the capret cleaned 3 times.

Keef said...

cmlp is Shari Lewis. LP is Lamb Chops

BLUE said...

nobody knows who those people are

Keef said...

Just get hardwood floors. That way when the kids fall from running, they'll learn their lesson

Keef said...

nobody knows who those people are



Oh, you know

BLUE said...

i'm a nobody..hence nobody knows

BLUE said...

maybe if you had said, she's jeff dunham, and he's walter

BLUE said...

or he's elmo and she's kevin clash

BLUE said...

or she's frank oz, and he's yoda

BLUE said...

or she's jim henson and he's the muppets

Keef said...

maybe if you had said, she's jeff dunham, and he's walter

or he's elmo and she's kevin clash



Lambs are weak. Hence why I used that comparison

BLUE said...

lots of angles you can take that


yours sucked

El Padrino said...

"Just get hardwood floors. That way when the kids fall from running, they'll learn their lesson"

that's what i got

El Padrino said...

keef looks like you dropped a bag of bait on the floor

Jugdish said...

punch him in the chest

BLUE said...

i have hardwood everywhere else, just not in the family room

BLUE said...

this is what keith would look like if EP punched him in the chest

Jugdish said...

ha

Jugdish said...

wussbag

Meiz said...

I'm having serious booger issues lately

El Padrino said...

nice blue

Jugdish said...

did you have to abandon a shower?

BLUE said...

"Here we have a young man that fell deeply, romantically in love," McGraw told NBC. "I asked him straight up, 'Was this a romantic relationship with you?' And he says yes. I said, 'Are you then therefore gay?' And he said, 'When you put it that way, yes.' And then he caught himself and said, 'I am confused.' "

you're not the only one confused

/beth

Meiz said...

I need a stereotypical hispanic name to call the cleaning girl. She's far too young for me to use my standard Consuela.

BLUE said...

i call our cleaning lady something different, but usually stick with esmerelda

El Padrino said...

Marta

BLUE said...

cmblue is not amused by this

Meiz said...

"did you have to abandon a shower?"


I had to rush out today. My new diet is taking a toll on my digestive system

BLUE said...

"R.A. Dickey helps fight India sex trade"

don't know why i find this headline so funny

Meiz said...

"Marta"

Now we're cooking.

El Padrino said...

"cmblue is not amused by this"

she should be happy you got her a cleaning lady

ungrateful

Keef said...

keef looks like you dropped a bag of bait on the floor



So I win the slapper. You can't even slap back. Pussy

BLUE said...

don't you mean lambchop

El Padrino said...

"Pussy"

Your mother.

::drops mic::

Keef said...

::drops mic::



Too heavy? You want cmlp to carry it for you?

Jugdish said...

cmlp even made him get a facebook account...she te'oed us with it

Keef said...

this is what keith would look like if EP punched him in the chest



I lollerskated

Keef said...

If you're not man enough to be able to buy an Xbox without worrying about your wife yelling at you, you're not man enough to be TCS champion

Keef said...

Plus, I believe there's a rule that you have to be taller than 5'10 to be TCS ship*

BLUE said...

says the guy who plays at 2am so his wife doesn't know

Keef said...

says the guy who plays at 2am so his wife doesn't know


She was in the room when I played against you & tem

Keef said...

NEXT!

Keef said...

blue has LP chills

El Padrino said...

"blue has LP chills"

everyone hates you

El Padrino said...

tem tolerates you because you suck his asshole

El Padrino said...

She asleep in the room when I played against you & tem

*ficced

Keef said...

everyone hates you



That's fine

El Padrino said...

is it fine? or deep down in places you dont talk about it eats at you and this is why you lash out at people i;e become an asshole?

El Padrino said...

that's my working theory

BLUE said...

opinions are like assholes, everyone has one

Keef said...

is it fine? or deep down in places you dont talk about it eats at you and this is why you lash out at people i;e become an asshole?




Who am I lashing out at? Everyone here is a smart ass. Everyone makes smart ass comments. Everyone makes asshole comments. Maybe you should grow some thicker skin

El Padrino said...

i've heard that before

Keef said...

that's my working theory


That alone says how invalid it is

El Padrino said...

"Who am I lashing out at?"

everyone

El Padrino said...

Maybe you should grow some thicker skin"

i thought we were pretending to have a slapper

BLUE said...

NEXT

BLUE said...

have I won TCS yet?

Keef said...

i thought we were pretending to have a slapper



Just like you "pretend" to let cmlp think she's in charge?

tem said...

"tem tolerates you because you suck his asshole"

1) gross

2) not sure how that helps your TCS chances

3) gross

El Padrino said...

so you get it now?

good

El Padrino said...

"tem tolerates you because you suck his asshole"

1) gross

2) not sure how that helps your TCS chances"

keef is your patsy

BLUE said...

keith wears pasties?

Meiz said...

I'm hungry

Keef said...

so you get it now?

good



So you're pretending to slap. Got it.

I win

Keef said...

Good game. Good effort

El Padrino said...

"So you're pretending to slap. Got it."

and your not

nigga please

El Padrino said...

slappers have to come naturally

El Padrino said...

the pussy whip theme is so played out

like i just found out about pussy and i stopped talking to all my friends and go on wine tastings

cmon bro

Keef said...

It's cool, LP. You can't win 'em all

El Padrino said...

so you were pretending also

got it

Keef said...

Is that also your "working theory"?

Keef said...

Because your working theory needs some work

El Padrino said...

not to mention you have been blood doping all of your TCS ships* should be stripped by the commish

El Padrino said...

Because your working theory needs some work"

like your face

Meiz said...

I just volunteered to be the guy that double checks that the new Food Safety Modernization Act stuff is filled out properly on our purchases.

I gotta hit 'em up at the 1 year review now.

tem said...

beth should decide the winner of the slapper

Keef said...

not to mention you have been blood doping all of your TCS ships* should be stripped by the commish



you're just a dope. BAM!

Keef said...

like your face



I like my face, too

BLUE said...

"beth should decide the winner of the slapper"

i already declared myself the winner

BLUE said...

since I am beth...it all comes full circle

BLUE said...

and now your mind is blown

tem said...

you aren't beth.

BLUE said...

prove it

BLUE said...

i was dan the man

i was zeke

i was mills

i was cmfost

i was Iam

i was ebntx

i was whocares

BLUE said...

I was not steve

I was teej

BLUE said...

i used to have a lot of time on my hands

BLUE said...

hell for awhile I was exfemtem


BLUE said...

i te'o'd the shit out of this blog

BLUE said...

i might be manti te'o

Keef said...

i might be manti te'o



Well, he is ghey

tem said...

now what do you spend your time on?

BLUE said...

"now what do you spend your time on?"

sex

BLUE said...

i've got this new website called TeXXXan.com

BLUE said...

it's mostly pictures of beth (me)

tem said...

remember when you had pac 10 poon? that was cool.

tem said...

if that was still around you'd win more TCS stuff.

tem said...

ashley judd will be single soon.

Jugdish said...

ashley judd will be single soon.


you can find girls like that anywhere. I'm a wynonna guy

/mize

Jugdish said...

lie witness news

Keef said...

Mgr lady here just gave me 2 tickets to the Suns/Lakers tonight

tem said...

eow

tem said...

also that is your TCS price. congrats.

tem said...

Mgr lady and I go way back so I had her hook you up.

Keef said...

also that is your TCS price. congrats.



Suite. Thanks

Jugdish said...

also that is your TCS price. congrats.



suite...what does first place get?

/Lp

Keef said...

"I'm never angry. I'm too blessed to be stressed," the Baltimore Ravens linebacker said when told that he seemed angry.



Fuck. Just go away

Keef said...

wall

Jugdish said...

poor ron

Keef said...

I LOVE THE HEDGEHOG!


/LP

El Padrino said...

Mgr lady here just gave me 2 tickets to the Suns/Lakers tonight

you hate nba

Jugdish said...

blue

El Padrino said...

"also that is your TCS price. congrats."

this is a god damn communist contest

Jugdish said...

this is a god damn communist contest



good, we need communism

/mize

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

just got this email from PJ ten club:

Hey Pat McCormack
Congratulations! Your name has been drawn for a pair of tickets to the following shows:

DATE CITY PRICE/PAIR
07/19/2013 Chicago, IL Reserved Field/ Lower Bowl

looks like I'm going to wrigley in July

Meiz said...

"good, we need communism

/mize"

Damn right

Meiz said...

"looks like I'm going to wrigley in July"

What a shit hole

Keef said...

you hate nba



True story. But I like free stuff.

Keef said...

What a shit hole



They're renovating

Keef said...

Fucking PJ

BLUE said...

the concert is at wrigley?

Keef said...

The concert is in Ireland. It's on CC TV at Wrigley


S

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"What a shit hole"

I agree, but it will be cool to see a concert there

El Padrino said...

But I like free stuff."

so if someone gave you a free bag of dicks you would like it?

BLUE said...

those buffalo sauce recipes look awesome

we have a leader

Keef said...

so if someone gave you a free bag of dicks you would like it?



Probably not. You'd jump the line for it

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"the concert is at wrigley?"

yes, they are playing one show at wrigley and one in Ontario this summer

Meiz said...

"They're renovating"

I was wondering about that. I thought it wasn't going to be ready for the season.

Concert @ Soldier Field maybe?

Meiz said...

I get really irritated when people don't queue properly at the grocery store and Costco. I can't be the only one yes?

BLUE said...

yeah, fucking bad queuers

Keef said...

If I'm at the grocery store and I go through the self checkout, I'll stand in the middle if all 4 spots are full.

Keef said...

What kind of queues do they have at Costco? Seems like there is 1 line per register

Keef said...

We don't have a Costco in Cbus


/tem

Keef said...

It wasn't me

El Padrino said...

"Colin Kaepernick doesn't know his birth mother. Rick Reilly, a father with an adopted daughter, can't help but think about a parent who just wants to meet her son."

Jesus H Christ

Meiz said...

"What kind of queues do they have at Costco? Seems like there is 1 line per register"

The employees will run it as a queue instead of separate lines. It's much faster and nobody gets gypped.

Jugdish said...

i don't know his birth mother either

Meiz said...

I know your birth mother

Aitch said...

"I need a stereotypical hispanic name to call the cleaning girl. She's far too young for me to use my standard Consuela."

Lupé

Meiz said...

Blue, I've made this pizza loaf a couple times.

Meiz said...

I also like to make crock pot mushrooms. At least a 1:1 ratio butter to mushrooms, sometimes as much as 2:1. Cook on low for 8 hours, refrigerate over night, and repeat 3 times. Amazing mushrooms.

Meiz said...

I've also made delicious mini BLTs.

Baguette, French, or Italian bread
Slice
Butter if you're a man, EVOO if your name is Tony and you're a pussy. Spread that butter on the bread slices and toast 'em up on the stove.
Put the BLT on top of 1 slice of bread, maybe melt a little cheese on there, and you've got ritzy little Super Bowl hit.

El Padrino said...

hello 200 lbs.

El Padrino said...

sliders of all kinds i say

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