Friday, January 25, 2013

I still like house music. Why?

Cafe Patron with dark rum and milk.  Killer night time cocktail.  Trust me.

Doc Rivers is a good coach.

Lots of college basketball on lately.  What's up with that.

I happen to like that SNL skit What's Up With That.

Revis talk is so annoying.  Two acrimonious contract negotiations and now coming off an ACL (AP might have made this worse by accident) he is in the GM's crosshairs.  Trading his ass isn't necessarily the answer.  Why are the JETS a circus CONSTANTLY?

Every year with the chicken wing shortage around Super Bowl.  It's like the AP just recycles the news story from the year before.  Reminds me of the gas shortage talk around summer time.

Took longer than 5 minutes but Jeff Fisher hired Rob Ryan.  That team was good on defense last year I wonder if we'll ever see a Ryan/Ryan Super Bowl.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I really think the no sex often for married men is bullshit.  It needs to stop.

You know what a Harbaugh/Harbaugh Super Bowl means for next year right?  That's right a Manning/Manning Super Bowl!  AND IT'S IN NY/NJ.  Makes you all want to puke just thinking of that right.

I can't believe people watch network TV shows.  So much quality stuff on cable how do you find the time to watch Modern Family or How I Met Your Mother. 

I'm not just saying this to say it but my son is fucking bonkers.  I think he has sleep apnea too,  WE ARE DONE.

I like eggs.

Just found out my BIG boss has a Yankee shrine in his basement.  What a dick.

Project X is great.  GREAT.

DONT YOU WORRY DONT YOU WORRY CHILLLLLDDD.

Finally realized that with kids and both of us working and shit that the house will always be upside down until they are old enough to pick up after themselves correctly.  And it's totally fine.

161 comments:

Keef said...

I happen to like that SNL skit What's Up With That.



I like that one, and that Girlfriends sketch they've had recently with that cute brunette and the fat chick

El Padrino said...

i like that one too

my chick is good in that one
not the adele one

El Padrino said...

sudekis running man is fantastic

El Padrino said...

WALL

tem said...

"It's like a funny joke with my kids, Fucking pisses me off, then cmblue gets pissed at me because I'm pissed, and the kids laugh.

It was only one restart"


yeah the game is stupid that way. it says 2 restarts when it was only 1 restart. 3 restarts when it was only 2, etc, etc.

tem said...

"I happen to like that SNL skit What's Up With That."

"I can't believe people watch network TV shows."


tem said...

someone showed me a report that Tiger was dating Lindsay Vonn.

El Padrino said...

exception and many times i catch up on the interwebs

tem said...

but he proposed to his old wife again according to some other report.

El Padrino said...

tiger re proposed to elin

she wants a no cheat clause for like 250 milly

tem said...

reports say teo's girlfriend voice was a man with dramatic acting lessons.

reports say teo's girlfriend voice was a woman.



FUCK THE MEDIA.

tem said...

the media needs a serious fucking rework. they don't get anything correct.

tem said...


vonn report from a link on fox sports

BLUE said...

yeah, the lindsay vonn stuff is all over the news here

BLUE said...

she was "dating" tim tebow last year too.

I think she's a whore

tem said...

she wants to be taylor swift

BLUE said...

for atheletes*

tem said...

exactly

tem said...

wava is going to lose in ncaa very soon.

tem said...

i think UF wins this week.

BLUE said...

nah, that's what the reset button is for

/blue

tem said...

blue put up 60 on someone. he must pass a lot.

kodiac130 said...

"Wow, I didn't realize that Kansas City sports had fallen into the Ray Bourque Zone. That's what happened to Boston sports fans in the late-'90s — we were feeling so depressed and hopeless that we threw our support behind Bourque's Stanley Cup run in Colorado."


Yeah Simmons, happening here in Bemidji as we speak. 49ers GM is a former BSU football player and grad, leaving the kodashians in a very small group of Ravens fans for next Sunday

oh well, all I really care about are the numbers anyway, same as pretty much every super bowl

tem said...

unless the team is shitty i can't score that many.

Keef said...

Some chickens lay green or blue eggs.

Keef said...

Name the only hurler to win 20 games with both the Mess and the Yankees

Keef said...

Today's MLB bdays...

Vern Ruhle
Wally Nunker
Derrick Turnbow
Ed Goodson

BLUE said...

"blue put up 60 on someone. he must pass a lot."

my QB had 7 TD passes

El Padrino said...

taylor swift aint a whore

she dont put out

BLUE said...

I think I had 2 TAINTs as well on defense

I would have put up more, but threw two ints in the redzone.

BLUE said...

and I ran out the clock in the 4th quarter

El Padrino said...

Name the only hurler to win 20 games with both the Mess and the Yankees

david cone

Keef said...

I think she's a whore



and?

Keef said...

taylor swift aint a whore

she dont put out



Did the media tell you that?

Keef said...

david cone



congrats

BLUE said...

keith got the #1 recruit.

too bad he projects as a QB

Keef said...

You are now, now, rocking with
Will.I.Am and Britney, bitch

Meiz said...

Oh shit. GSM today. That means there's a shit ton of food upstairs. I gotta hit that up for sure.

Keef said...

keith got the #1 recruit.

too bad he projects as a QB



My QB is a senior

BLUE said...

and?

dude is like 6'1 and white

BLUE said...

won't fit your system

Keef said...

what is my system?

BLUE said...

i need to improve my school's academic standing and campus lifestyle

BLUE said...

"what is my system?"

losing to nebraska?

Keef said...

losing to nebraska?



That was my system

Keef said...

tOSU is a passing team, now.

Keef said...

wall

Meiz said...

"tOSU is a passing team, now."

Based on last night's game, the Badgers are too. My defense is god awful now.

BLUE said...

dried mango...not great

Meiz said...

I don't care for mango in general. It's kind of a weird fruit.

El Padrino said...

mango is delicious

El Padrino said...

dried fruit in general

not a fan

Keef said...

I don't care for mango in general. It's kind of a weird fruit.




^^

Meiz said...

I think today's going to be one of those high volume pooping days. I've already crapped thrice.

Meiz said...

"dried fruit in general

not a fan"


You're insane. Apple chips? Banana chips? Apricots???

tem said...

"taylor swift aint a whore

she dont put out"



HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

FUCKING GEMS. GOOD LORD.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Meiz said...

El Pad thinks ol little Tay Tay is out here falling madly in love with these boys and not giving up the cookies. It really is 1955 in Brooklyn.

tem said...

most of the reports are that she is a little freaky too.

kind of SAS that there isn't a sex tape.

Don't forget about H said...

I'm sure there is. It will be "leaked" when her popularity begins to fade.

Keef said...

You're insane. Apple chips? Banana chips? Apricots???




gross

Don't forget about H said...

Don't forget that topless pic that they swear isn't her...

Meiz said...

"gross"

We had the Ronco food dehydrator when I was growing up. I used to crush the dehydrated apples.

Don't forget about H said...

I am a fan of banana chips

Meiz said...

ICE FISHING WEEKEND!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Meiz said...

"I am a fan of banana chips"

What snack aren't you a fan of?

/Vegas elevator guy

Meiz said...

"Our Deal of the Day price is just $589.00 for the LED55C55R120Q and $319.00 for the LED42C45RQ"

Goddammit.

Keef said...

The only dehydrated food that I will eat is beef jerky

Meiz said...

You'll never be an astronaut

El Padrino said...

"You're insane. Apple chips? Banana chips? Apricots???"

i like juice

BLUE said...

and a sippy cup?

tem said...

i thought el pad hated jews?

Keef said...

You'll never be an astronaut



goddamn

Keef said...

i like juice



I bet you do

Meiz said...

Hey Lp, put in a call to the MESS front office & tell 'em to release Shaun Marcum. Breer's need him back on the cheap.

Meiz said...

You guys can have him next year

El Padrino said...

give me an outfielder in exchange

El Padrino said...

good god the mets are going to suck this roster is ugly

tem said...

maybe they will be good

Keef said...

Mess aren't going to get a sniff of 1st place for a long time with the Nats & Braves doing what their* doing

tem said...

they will start the season tied for 1st.

Keef said...

last

tem said...

that too

BLUE said...

so after one game they'll only be a game back...so that's a sniff

BLUE said...

maybe keith should stop sniffing glue

tem said...

so assassins creed is going to be a movie now.

Meiz said...

House music sucks

Meiz said...

"give me an outfielder in exchange"

How about you take a sweet suck of my balls?

BLUE said...

carl pavano ruptured his spleen...loswer

Meiz said...

My boss thinks maximizing the window makes the font larger. Unreal.

tem said...

if your boss thinks it then they are right.

Meiz said...

That is what I let him believe.

Meiz said...

We did our annual anonymous company survey today. I enjoyed it.

Don't forget about H said...

The funny thing is you think it's anonymous.

Keef said...

H knows

Meiz said...

Except for the part where it is anonymous. Regardless, I'd put all the same answers anyway. You're just xing boxes.

Meiz said...

The office people get the shaft though. NFW is theirs anon. They have to do it online and they all have assigned login info. That's lame as all get out.

Keef said...

"Like I said I never been selfish but if I'm not going to get the football i don't want to play anymore," Young wrote.



Seems selfish

tem said...

indeed

Meiz said...

Freezeframe!

Meiz said...

Cien

Keef said...

you're bi

Meiz said...

Wham! made some damn fine music in the 1980s

Don't forget about H said...

"No I'm never gonna dance again,
These guilty feet ain't got no rhythm.
Though it's easy to pretend,
I know you're not a fool."

Keef said...

I know that song

Keef said...

fucking george michael

Meiz said...

Man, our sporting licenses here are super cheap. Especially for 1st time buyers.

El Padrino said...

but what about car registration?

Meiz said...

75 bones.

Meiz said...

It went up $20 a few years ago. $55 was HDH

El Padrino said...

i know

some guy at your yob* was bitching

Meiz said...

"i know"

Nobody believes this

Keef said...

I believe it.

Keef said...

His follow up comment confirmed it

BLUE said...

louis CK is getting Te'o'd

Meiz said...

I don't really recall.

El Padrino said...

cmon son when you flipped out that keefs is mad high

Meiz said...

When?

Meiz said...

Shit. Nevermind, I already gave you the answer. Carry on.

BLUE said...

i remember this

anthony is correct

Keef said...

nice apology from Andy

Meiz said...

Accept my apology, you greasy Ginzo!

El Padrino said...

apology accetped

BLUE said...

YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT

Keef said...

ok joey

BLUE said...

fucking keith and his "friends" nollidge*

BLUE said...

7/15

Keef said...

I know way too much about Friends. Whenever it's on I'll say the lines as they happen. Annoys cmk

BLUE said...

and yet you hate New York

Meiz said...

"I know way too much about Friends. Whenever it's on I'll say the lines as they happen."


And you called me bi today? Sheeeit.

Keef said...

6/15

Keef said...

and yet you hate New York


i know

Keef said...

And you called me bi today? Sheeeit.



You are. You spoke in 2 languages

Keef said...

Don't act like Friends isn't funny

tem said...

its alright.

Meiz said...

It's decent enough. I've really never laughed at it though.

tem said...

6-15 fucking big words

BLUE said...

tiger went -7

guess he got some good head last night

BLUE said...

kaepernick is gonna fall on his face in the SuperBowl™

Meiz said...

I'm out

kodiac130 said...

"I don't care for mango in general. It's kind of a weird fruit."



agreed, I find both mango and honeydew melon to be wildly overrated

Keef said...

don't fall in the ice

Keef said...

honeydew is awful

Keef said...

but cantaloupe is delicious

kodiac130 said...

"I think today's going to be one of those high volume pooping days. I've already crapped thrice."


("dried fruit in general

not a fan")


"You're insane.....Apricots???"


heh, those two comments back to back made me laugh, dried apricots have the shitting equivalent of prunes



kodiac130 said...

"but cantaloupe is delicious"


fo sho

BLUE said...

FU aaron rodgers.

get your chiseled scruffy face out of my view

Keef said...

Done with current week

Keef said...

Wall

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

gotta work today.... woe

Keef said...

Wall

Keef said...

I want to do this

BLUE said...

Keith could be as. Man

tem said...

Ufc was alright

Keef said...

How was NCAA?

Don't forget about H said...

So Rondo with a torn ACL, huh?

BLUE said...

I almost lost to CU

My qb threw 4 straight ints

BLUE said...

Last second TD to win

kodiac130 said...

Nice Story

Sharing because I nodded my head in agreement throughout the story, I've been through a few similar situations, and it's the greatest thing about this area....people, strangers, whoever, generally will help out with whatever, however, and as much as possible to someone in a tough spot.


The only other place I experienced this level of goodness and general helpfulness in people, was, in Georgia.

Keef said...

Adam Levine is a giant homo

Ben said...

Pro bowl looks very competitive so far (s)

Keef said...

Week 10 is a go

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