Friday, January 18, 2013

I have yet to begun to defile myself

A little surprised at the lines for these games.  Niners a road favorite, they must be thinking what I'm thinking.   And Ravens getting 8 is when will Vegas learn.  They god damn beat New England last year.  Stupid kickers.  Stupid Lee Evans.  Probably going to get a good Sunday of games just like last year.  I'm watching Tombstone as a I type this. Will never understand why Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer) didn't win some sort of acting award for this movie.  He was superb.  Know damn near every line in of his in this film.

Niners -4 over FALCONS
Not gonna lie.  Totally think the Niners will give the Falcons the business Sunday.  Not giving ATL much of a chance.  Might backfire.  Team totally has the chip on the shoulder thing going for them and they are home where they are mighty comfortable.  Pretty good offense.  Just something about this Niner team  They feel like they should have beaten NY last year, they have a nasty offensive line and a nasty defensive line.  Trenches.  Some say the game is won there.  This fucking Kapernick.  Either he is two stupid to kind of realize what he's done or what is at stake which prevents him from being nervous or scared avoiding typical rookie like mistakes or he is that damn good.  We'll see.

Ravens +8 over PATS
Unreal offense when you think about it.  We clown Brady because we hate him but this guy is pretty magnificent.  The stats are all out there.  Belichik or not this guy quarterbacks with the best of them.  Ever.  But the Ravens play New England well.  Always have.  I see no difference here.  I'm pretty surprised this is high.  The Ray Lewis thing.  The fact that this team was there last year, almost beat them the fact that Flacco isw playing really well and the fact that they can stretch the field and fucking Ray Rice.  I like Baltimore's chances to not only cover but to win.  I really do.

I wouldn't hate a Harbaugh Super Bowl.  Not at all. 

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Keef said...

I don't think he is two stupid

BLUE said...

he's three stupid

BLUE said...

heard a commercial on the radio for Bovada.net...betting website...and they called kaepernick a rookie.

if that's the kind of info i'm getting from them, i'm not taking their advise.

El Padrino said...

amateurs

Meiz said...

Keith & Blue, can you guys refresh my mammory* on what y'all's car registration fees are. I need to bow somebody's mind that was complaining about our $75 fee

Meiz said...

"amateurs"

You called Kaepernick a rookie, too.

El Padrino said...

no i didnt

Meiz said...

"This fucking Kapernick. Either he is two stupid to kind of realize what he's done or what is at stake which prevents him from being nervous or scared avoiding typical rookie like mistakes or he is that damn good."

-El Padrino

Meiz said...

Jesus. I am not going to play semantics with LP.

El Padrino said...

i called the mistakes rookie not the player


veterans make rookie mistakes all the time

see Palmer, Carson

Keef said...

In 1964, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. was the youngest Nobel Peace Prize winner ever.

El Padrino said...

you're better than this

El Padrino said...

I knew that keef.

El Padrino said...

mlk is suite because i get a three day weekend

Keef said...

Keith & Blue, can you guys refresh my mammory* on what y'all's car registration fees are. I need to bow somebody's mind that was complaining about our $75 fee



Mine is about $450

Keef said...

Easy trivia today...

Who are the only two managers who have won a World Series in each league?

Keef said...

Today's MLB bdays...

Curt Flood
Scott McGregor
Billy Grabarkewitz
Mike Lieberthal

El Padrino said...

"Who are the only two managers who have won a World Series in each league?"

Tony Larussa

blanking out on the other

Keef said...

Took me a minute for LaRussa. The other one came to me right away

Keef said...

probably cuz it's my team

El Padrino said...

Sparky?

Keef said...

si

El Padrino said...

suite

i have an old Sparky Anderson poster with Pete Incaviglia (sp?) autograph

don't ask

El Padrino said...

i named my childhood dog after Sparky

NS

Meiz said...

"Mine is about $450"

For one vehicle?

Keef said...

si

El Padrino said...

keef is mexican today

Meiz said...

Grazie

El Padrino said...

NFL desperate for live attendance

El Padrino said...

some good ideas in there

Keef said...

It's based on car value. So since bolth of our cars our new, they're bolth around that same fee

Keef said...

keef is mexican today



It's faster to type si than yes

(S)

El Padrino said...

i hate complainers

El Padrino said...

and that means sometimes i hate myself

El Padrino said...

i was only able to get in 4 jack and cokes last night

woe is me, i'm slipping

i blame the people that kept talking to me when all i wanted to do was walk back to the bar

El Padrino said...

so instead i crushed wine at the table

ADJUSTMENTS

Meiz said...

Keith, I don't know how you can stand to live in Arizona.

NS

I'd be the fuck outta there.


Keef said...

because of car registration?

Meiz said...

If people didn't complain, nothing would get done. Your wonderful USA would not exist, if not for complainers.

Meiz said...

"because of car registration?"

Partly. Also the batshit insane politicians and whatnot.

Keef said...

It's the wild west, bro

Keef said...

AJA, I ignore all of the political shit

Meiz said...

It seems so oppressive, man. I don't think I could ignore the political stuff there. Hell, it bugs me and I live in friggin Wisconsin.

Meiz said...

I caught myself daydreaming about a Milwaukee Summitt earlier. The tailgate and Breer's game was awesome.

Meiz said...

The Zoo was suite, too.

BLUE said...

car reg fee for a new car depends on the value

our Traverse was like $800 last year...but will be like $400 this year.

my POS trailblazer is like $140 this year and it's 10 years old

Meiz said...

Actually, the Zoo would probably be kinda lame to you guys. I know how you struggle with making your own fun.

Keef said...

Honestly, it's not that difficult to ignore. I don't watch the news on TV at all. I'll read AZCentral every now and then, but I don't click on political links. Hell, in the last 6 months, I've blocked probably a dozen people on FB because all they do is make political comments. Especially now with the gun shit all the conservatives says "LOAD UP ON GUNS NOW BEFORE YOU CAN'T BUY THEM ANYMORE!!! DON'T LET OBAMA TAKE AWAY YOUR ARMS!"

Meiz said...

"our Traverse was like $800 last year...but will be like $400 this year.

my POS trailblazer is like $140 this year and it's 10 years old"


Jesus fucking christ.

Meiz said...

I'd probably be in a perpetual state of fight with all the retards that think firearms are going to be outlawed. They clearly don't understand how America works.

One of our bigwigs here was telling somebody how he went to Gander Mountain recently and the line for handguns was absolutely insane. I'll also add that he's one of those that openly hates the President.

BLUE said...

"Jesus fucking christ."

every state hits you one way or another.

if you're not paying the car reg fees, you're paying higher taxes somewhere else.

Keef said...

I'd probably be in a perpetual state of fight with all the retards that think firearms are going to be outlawed.


I have an inner fight with myself about whether or not to comment to those retards. In the end I realize that there's no rationalizing with those people

tem said...

"if you're not paying the car reg fees, you're paying higher taxes somewhere else"

^^

El Padrino said...

my only thought on guns is i think automatic weapons shouldn't be owned by citizens

Meiz said...

I usually just go with laughing at them like an asshole. They get the point.

Meiz said...

"if you're not paying the car reg fees, you're paying higher taxes somewhere else"

I'd rather pay the taxes. The shock of the lump fee is too jarring for me.

Keef said...

They get the point.



You'd be surprised

El Padrino said...

my stance would change if zombies were real

BLUE said...

i'll agree with EP

i don't feel strongly one way or another, except the fact you shouldn't be able to walk into a Sporting Good's store and buy an AR-15...There isn't any reason for a normal person to own something like that.

Keef said...

The shock of the lump fee is too jarring for me.



It's not a shock if you know it's coming

Keef said...

you shouldn't be able to walk into a Sporting Good's store and buy an AR-15...There isn't any reason for a normal person to own something like that.




this

Meiz said...

"my only thought on guns is i think automatic weapons shouldn't be owned by citizens"

Fair enough.

BLUE said...

my neighbor has an AR-15, really for no reason other than he thinks it's cool

El Padrino said...

Lombardi got a yob* with the Browns

Meiz said...

"my stance would change if zombies were real"

Only takes one shot. Just be judicious with your actions.

Meiz said...

"Lombardi got a yob* with the Browns"

Do they know they hired a dead guy?

BLUE said...

"Lombardi got a yob* with the Browns"

yeah, he's on the radio a lot here because of his Denver ties...was pretty much a given he was going to get one of the open jobs

El Padrino said...

my neighbor has an AR-15, really for no reason other than he thinks it's cool

what a tool

BLUE said...

"my stance would change if zombies were real"

oh, they're real

El Padrino said...

is VP of player personnel the GM?

El Padrino said...

the browns are confusing the shit out of me

El Padrino said...

should i read this Mike Silver race story Meiz?

BLUE said...

"is VP of player personnel the GM?"

pretty much...might mean he doesn't get to pick the Head Coach and staff though. Coaches won't report to him

El Padrino said...

what job is still open? that's it they are all filled right, AZ was the last one

El Padrino said...

"Head Coach and staff though."

i have to believe he was asked about Chudzinski

Keef said...

LP can't spelly psycho, but he nails Chudzinski every time. Mind bottling

Keef said...

spelly is suitey

El Padrino said...

the comments on PFT on the Lombardi hire are grate*

El Padrino said...

pl4tinum514 says:

Jan 18, 2013 9:16 AM

I don’t always hire incompetent talent evaluators. But when I do, I hire Mike Lombardi.

Meiz said...

"should i read this Mike Silver race story Meiz?"

I'm not aware of it.

El Padrino said...

you must not follow silver then

BLUE said...

is mike silver the guy who predicts the presidential races.

El Padrino said...

no, that's Nate

Keef said...

Te'o liked attention so much that he would sometimes point himself out to friends when he was on television



I like his style

/H

El Padrino said...

fuck it i read it

El Padrino said...

whitlock gonna love that article

and Dungy

Meiz said...

All it does is point out truths

Keef said...

More than ever before, NFL teams are looking for offensive gurus as head coaches — and the pool from which they're choosing is almost exclusively white.



Nerve* thought about that before, but when I think about it, you look at guys like Lovie Smith, Ray Horton, Dungy, Leslie frazier, Marvin Lewis, even going all the way back to Ray Rhodes. All the big name black coaches coach defense. How many black offensive coordinators are there?

El Padrino said...

"You also tested Mighty Wings chicken wings in Atlanta last year, a test that now has moved to Chicago. How did that test fare with you?

Extremely successful. We were delighted. As you know, Atlanta is a very diverse market with a large African-American base and an emerging Hispanic base. The Mighty Wings over-indexed with African-American consumers who really embraced that product. The wings are a cross between chicken on the bone and a spicy chicken wing and, served dry, I think they’re a great product."



hilarity, poor black people they can't get the chicken wing stigma off them

El Padrino said...

All it does is point out truths

i agree

El Padrino said...

Ray Horton

this guy was level 5 pissed they hired Arinas he left

Keef said...

this guy was level 5 pissed they hired Arinas he left



Fo sho. They fuckt* him over

El Padrino said...

"How many black offensive coordinators are there?"

dont know, Hue Jackson isn't a oc but he was and coaches on that side of the ball

also think there is only 2 gm's that are black

Ozzie Newsome and Jerry Resse

Meiz said...

Ray Horton needs to do himself a favor and cut his damn hair off.

El Padrino said...

lolz

El Padrino said...

Joe Flacco may have usurped Eli Manning's identity as "The Big-Game QB Who Scares The Crap Out Of You Whether You're Going For Or Against Him."


Stop it.

Meiz said...

The temperature here is going to go from in the 40s tomorrow during the day to about 5 or 8 at night.

BLUE said...

joe flacco is going to look nice in a Cardinals uniform next year

BLUE said...

maybe chefs uniform

BLUE said...

ravens probably can't afford to franchise him

Meiz said...

Ravens can't dump Flacco. He's a playoffs machine.

El Padrino said...

SI reporter going over the T'eo facts from previous reporting

this stuff is crazy

BLUE said...

he's a FA at the end of the year.

you know he's going to demand big bucks. not sure he's worth big bucks. and ravens might go into full rebuild mode if Ed Reed retires, Ray Ray is gone.

El Padrino said...

"The temperature here is going to go from in the 40s tomorrow during the day to about 5 or 8 at night."

is that a complaint about the weather?

El Padrino said...

Ravens will keep him if they win. No matter the cost.

El Padrino said...

if they lose, i could see a im worth this/we'll pay you this argument and him leaving to another team, not cheifs

not a reid thrower

El Padrino said...

AZ, Cleve, Jax, JETS

make sense

El Padrino said...

that Pete Thamel SI recap is cray

THAT SHIT CRAY

El Padrino said...

wisenhunt took the OC job in San Diego

some weird coaching changes IMO

El Padrino said...

spring breakers looks like a fun movie

Meiz said...

Been on my radar for months

El Padrino said...

tiger back with Elin

Meiz said...

This hispanic girl that does our janitoring now is skinny and has an absolute DONK. I love it.

Meiz said...

And she wears super tight skinny jeans every single day. LOVE IT.

El Padrino said...

mmmm cleaning ladies

Meiz said...

In the tune of La Bamba.


You should be drivin' a Chevy
Broadway Chevy, Broadway Chevy

Keef said...

We have a commercial like that on the radio, but replace Chevy w/ Honda

Meiz said...

Goddamn gooks

Keef said...

The temperature here is going to go from in the 40s tomorrow during the day to about 5 or 8 at night.



Daytime is normally warmer than nighttime

El Padrino said...

Ronaiah Tuiasosopo, the man who has been publicly identified as being behind the Manti Te'o girlfriend hoax, called a church friend in early December crying and admitted to duping the Heisman finalist, the friend told Outside the Lines Thursday.

The friend, a woman in her mid-20s, agreed to be interviewed under the condition that she not be identified, saying she was fearful for her family's safety because of the overwhelming publicity the story has generated. In the interview, she did allow for her voice to be recorded.

She says Tuiasosopo gave her the tearful confession and account of how he played what he said was at first a game on the unsuspecting Te'o. And, she says, he told her that it wasn't the first time he had done it.

"He (Ronaiah) told me that Manti was not involved at all, he was a victim. ... The girlfriend was a lie, the accident was a lie, the leukemia was a lie," said the woman. "He was crying, he was literally crying, he's like 'I know, I know what I have to do.'

"It's not only Manti, but he was telling me that it's a lot of other people they had done this to."

El Padrino said...

Manti must be tarded

probably get a 2 on the Wonderlic

Keef said...

Is this drama holding you over until the next episode of Real Housewives comes on, LP?

El Padrino said...

stop it

El Padrino said...

i dont watch that shit

BLUE said...

It's a pretty fascinating story

I think Te'o is just a grade A idiot.

I think the reporter kind of knew something was weird, but wouldn't expect the football player to have thought about those weird connections

BLUE said...

IMO rooting for the pats this weekend I guess

El Padrino said...

why

Meiz said...

This is the boringestest afternoon. I'm cutting sticker nametags off a roll.

El Padrino said...

Charles Barkley On MLK Day Basketball: “Give The Black Man A Holiday And Make Him Work”

Meiz said...

Chuck's the best

El Padrino said...

wouldnt it be awesome if somehow someway there was an angle for law enforcement to charge lance with a crime and he spends some time in jail?

El Padrino said...

"I’m having a hard time imagining your diet being tasty. Give me an example of a delicious meal.
What did I cook for dinner last night?

A salad, with my own walnut-cashew-based dressing, a stir-fry that I made without any oil, because you can do that with just water. It had kale and chard, onions, mushrooms and tomatoes in it, and mashed potatoes without salt or dairy, but I added some almond milk."


hard core vegas slay me, they'd rather enjoy happiness from other aspects of life i guess not food

El Padrino said...

vegans

BLUE said...

like las vegans?

BLUE said...

spring breakers has some nudity in it..hmmm

BLUE said...

taiwanese version of the Manti Te'o story

I know EP loves these

El Padrino said...

love those

BLUE said...

word on the street is that Lance Armstrong really still has both testicles

BLUE said...

sheryl crow will not confirm nor deny the validity of this story

Meiz said...

Aren't they Korean, Bluedrino?

El Padrino said...

now just need the hitler one and we'll be straight

El Padrino said...

and the internet never lets me down

hitler's take on Manti

BLUE said...

"Aren't they Korean, Bluedrino?"

i don't know, i always thought they were korean, but the website said taiwanese

El Padrino said...

i feel so ashamed after i eat five guys

new to me, never felt like that before

El Padrino said...

now pondering like skipping dinner which is preposterous in my world

El Padrino said...

man saying you ate five guys is so fucking gay

BLUE said...

"i feel so ashamed after i eat five guys"

now you know how I feel

/beth

Keef said...

I had In n Out for lunch

Meiz said...

I had 4 pieces of leftover frozen pizza.

Meiz said...

Tonight, I think I will have a bacon cheeseburger courtesy of one Mr. Foreman.

El Padrino said...

no food left out to cook, will have to order

maybe dine with the General tonight

El Padrino said...

did you know in brooklyn that there is a popeyes franchise that is completely chinese down to the signage and decor

it actually feels like you are in hong kong in popeyes

sometimes i hate brooklyn because of all the immigrants

BLUE said...

i don't eat at popeyes

BLUE said...

so for all I know, they all have chinese signage in them

Meiz said...

Yeah, man. Fuck all the immig- oh. What's that you say? Hm.

Keef said...

Tonight, I think I will have a bacon cheeseburger courtesy of one Mr. Foreman.




Man, last night I made bacon/egg/cheese on sourdough in the panini masheen*. Eggs were cooked between over easy & over medium, so still runny yolk. They were delicious.

Meiz said...

Well all I know is I's born in Merica! I ain't no damn immigrant!

Keef said...

I gotta play Nebraska tonight. Fuck Nebraska

Meiz said...

"Eggs were cooked between over easy & over medium, so still runny yolk. They were delicious."


I have never heard of over medium

Meiz said...

I have nothing to do until 5:00. This rools.

Keef said...

I have never heard of over medium


"Over medium" — cooked on both sides; the yolk is of medium consistency and the egg white is thoroughly cooked.

El Padrino said...

you dont like slimy egg white

fine line between runny yolk to cooked yolk on the over medium

nicely done

BLUE said...

"I gotta play Nebraska tonight. Fuck Nebraska"

yeah, screw them

Keef said...

I cooked 4 eggs. 3 of them were good. 1 was a little too done.

BLUE said...

i have USC this weekend, and come to find out my MLB's gilfriend and grandmother both died today

El Padrino said...

i like the breakfast for dinner theme

made some pancakes a few nights ago

El Padrino said...

im thinking grilled cheeses

i got a hunk of jarlsberg in the icebox (never say that)

Keef said...

Grilled cheese with tomato basil thoup*

Keef said...

i like the breakfast for dinner theme



It's the best. Can't beat french toast for dinner

Keef said...

shit, even cereal for dinner is bombsauce

Keef said...

and come to find out my MLB's gilfriend and grandmother both died today




condolences

El Padrino said...

"shit, even cereal for dinner is bombsauce"

nah dog

Meiz said...

wall

and FACE

Meiz said...

Face was for the nah dog

BLUE said...

going to flemings tonight for some steak

El Padrino said...

steak is good

spend that raise

El Padrino said...

how are your kids in restaurants?

Keef said...

going to flemings tonight for some steak



Don't forget to gives us grades on the art, the ambiance, whether the waiter knows what you want, the company you're with, etc...

BLUE said...

my kids aren't going to flemings

BLUE said...

cmblue got like $100 worth of giftcards to flemings from my parents for her birthday.

we'll be using those, so the new raise won't be buying any steak

BLUE said...

my kids are usually decent in restaurants for about 20 minutes or so, then they get bored.

we typically go out for mexican food when we take them so they have chips to munch on and stuff to do.

Keef said...

that's racist

Don't forget about H said...

"my only thought on guns is i think automatic weapons shouldn't be owned by citizens"

"i'll agree with EP

i don't feel strongly one way or another, except the fact you shouldn't be able to walk into a Sporting Good's store and buy an AR-15...There isn't any reason for a normal person to own something like that."

You do know that an AR-15 is not an automatic weapon, right?

Don't forget about H said...

What is Jug's opinion on Gun Control?

Don't forget about H said...

Also, caught up on yesterday's comment. Can't believe you guy don't think the Te'o story is a big deal or that it will affect his draft position...

If it comes out that he was involved at all, that raises serious questions about his character. Yes, guys with character issues have been drafted before, but this one is kind of unprecedented.

Don't forget about H said...

Boeing is holding deliveries of all 787 Dreamliners.

El Padrino said...

my kids aren't going to flemings

must be nice

El Padrino said...

"Boeing is holding deliveries of all 787 Dreamliners."

welcome to Thursday big fella

Don't forget about H said...

"every state hits you one way or another.

if you're not paying the car reg fees, you're paying higher taxes somewhere else."

Do you guys have Excise Tax where you live? In MA, we renew registration every 2 years for $75, but every year we pay an excise tax on our vehicles. I think it is like 5% of the book value of the vehicle or something like that.

El Padrino said...

is it semi automatic?

same difference

Keef said...

You do know that an AR-15 is not an automatic weapon, right?




I assume that when people say "automatic" weapon that they're also including any military type weapons.

BLUE said...

"You do know that an AR-15 is not an automatic weapon, right?"

you know how dumb that sounds

BLUE said...

i realize somebody has to pull the trigger

it doesn't just do that by itself

BLUE said...

"I assume that when people say "automatic" weapon that they're also including any military type weapons."

i would say this^^^


Don't forget about H said...

"is it semi automatic?

same difference"

Yes Semi. Yes big difference.

Meiz said...

Man, food trends might could cause our freezer receiver to lose his job. People don't want frozen foods, so he's got next to no work. On top of that, they get paid by the piece. Sucks to be him.

Meiz said...

I'm out

Don't forget about H said...

"i realize somebody has to pull the trigger

it doesn't just do that by itself"

Please tell me you're tembagging and don't really believe this is what I meant...

Keef said...

Good thing mize doesn't get paid by the piece

Keef said...

block

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