Wednesday, January 02, 2013

fuck work

having like 9 of the last 14 days off makes it tought to come back to work

but i'm here


and that's all you get because the year end extravaganza has begun

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El Padrino said...

"having like 9 of the last 14 days off makes it tought to come back to work"

shut up

Meiz said...

I need a haircut

Meiz said...

People seem crabby today. I'm irked by this. Management is in good spirits though, so that's nice.

BLUE said...

does your back still hurt

Keef said...

A camel can drink 500 cups of water in ten minutes.

Keef said...

Alright, we've got some MLB page-a-day calendar trivia starting today.


Name five players who would be eligible for an "All-Plants Team."

El Padrino said...

what does that even mean?

BLUE said...

like david "fern"ly

BLUE said...

or moises aloe?

Keef said...

pete rose

Keef said...

It's Moises Alou

BLUE said...

who has ever heard of an Alou plant?

Keef said...

i know

Keef said...

That was the question for January 1st. That one sucked.

El Padrino said...

energy drink good read

Keef said...

Today's question is...
True or False? When Babe Ruth played his last game on May 30, 1935, his home run total was more than double any other player's total

Keef said...

Today's MLB birthdays...
Edgar Martinez
David Cone
Bill Madlock
Jeff Suppan

El Padrino said...

TRUE

El Padrino said...

Coneheads!

Meiz said...

Dave Bush

El Padrino said...

Brit speak is hilarity

Meiz said...

"does your back still hurt"

FUCK YES

El Padrino said...

think im cancelling hbo but then im assed out on Boardwalk Empire and HBO On the go apps

Keef said...

True. When Babe retired with 714 homers, runner-up Lou Gehrig had 353 home runs

Keef said...

FUCK YES



Loose* weight

Meiz said...

"Loose* weight"

Starting to work on that already. I'm way too fat. Pounds will fall off with less food consumption, and being more active.

Meiz said...

"A camel can drink 500 cups of water in ten minutes."

My niece can do 500 liters.

/Jug

El Padrino said...

"Pounds will fall off with less food consumption, and being more active."

pretty simple right

Keef said...

jug's niece has nice hip to waist ratio

/tem

tem said...

i've never seen his neice

Keef said...

Nearly 4,400 people statewide were arrested on suspicion of DUI between Thanksgiving and New Year’s Eve by officers participating in regional saturation enforcements, according to the Arizona Governor’s Office of Highway Safety.
The average blood-alcohol content of those arrested was 0.15 percent. The legal limit is 0.08 percent.


Jesus

Meiz said...

"pretty simple right"

Especially when I'm in a residence that isn't chock full of food and junk. Finally going to get to put our employee sales to good use.

Meiz said...

Arizona is fucking psycho with their DUI shit.

Keef said...

pshycho


/LP

tem said...

how did they figure out the legal limit in the first place?

maybe it should be higher. if they used the same method they use to figure out what speed limit sign to post on curves then the legal limit should probably be .12.

i know that when i take a turn and it has a sign that says 40mph that i can easily go 60mph and still be fine. those turn signs are all way too low.

El Padrino said...

dui's = nightmare

El Padrino said...

COLOV

tem said...

your face is a nightmare

Keef said...

My niece drove us home with a .48 BAC on NYE

/jug

tem said...

1 Tits McGee 139 139-112
2 Horny Unicorn 127 127-124
3 99 Problems Pick'em A'int One 107 107-144
4 LP hearts dong 70 70-181
5 I'm A Manly Man 24 24-227


El Padrino said...

"Niners sign Cundiff to compete with Akers"

ha Cundiff

mineaswell keep akers

Keef said...

A'int is gr'ate

Keef said...

mineaswell keep akers


They still have Akers

El Padrino said...

chip kelly time!

Keef said...

In a review of almost 100 past studies covering nearly three million people, researchers found that being overweight or slightly obese was linked to about a 6 percent lower risk of dying, compared to people considered "normal weight."



YES! FACE!

/mize

Keef said...

Being severely obese, however, was still tied to an almost 30 percent higher risk of death.



Goddammit

/rev

El Padrino said...

The son of Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling has been found dead in Malibu, California, according to a spokesman for the team.

Scott Sterling, 32, was reported dead at 12:42 a.m. PT on Wednesday, according to the Los Angeles County Coroner's office.

Sheriff's officers and the coroner's office believe he died of an "apparent drug overdose," according to a press release.

BLUE said...

he was sad that the clips lost to the nuggets last night

El Padrino said...

TP go to Hogans Beach

report back

thanks and regards

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

After 17 years in the NFL, Ray Lewis announced that he plans to retire after this season, saying "this will be my last ride."

BLUE said...

ray lewis to retire

BLUE said...

damn

BLUE said...

can't believe koetter doesn't want to be an NFL head coach.

Keef said...

After 17 years in the NFL, Ray Lewis announced that he plans to retire after this season, saying "this will be my last ride. I'm going to go back to what I like doing best, killing people"


*fized

BLUE said...

and dog fighting

Keef said...

can't believe koetter doesn't want to be an NFL head coach.



I can. He knows he's an OC. he sucks as a HC

BLUE said...

he interviewed for the broncos job 2 years ago

i think he wants to be a head coach, he just doesn't want any of the jobs that are out there

BLUE said...

Chicago is the only opening that looks even remotely intriguing if i'm looking to be a head coach.

maybe philly

tem said...

RIP Baltimore D.

Although I guess it really died like 2 years ago.

tem said...

"Chicago is the only opening that looks even remotely intriguing if i'm looking to be a head coach"


arizona....great weather....low expectations...alex smith as QB next year.

tem said...

and cleveland.

trent richardson, brandon weeden, joe thomas, josh cribbs. stellar offensive weapons.

Meiz said...

"arizona....great weather....low expectations...alex smith as QB next year."


Mike Vick

El Padrino said...

"Chicago is the only opening that looks even remotely intriguing if i'm looking to be a head coach."

if im ranking them chicago is down the list

that defense is OLD, cutty isnt a winner let's face it and the norris division is tough

BLUE said...

if reid goes there, kolb is the qb next year

El Padrino said...

really like Cleveland, if God dint hate them i'd rank that job #1, got some talent there now, a crazy new owner who looks like and sort of acts like jerry jones but without surgical procedures a franchise RB, just ridiculous fans

BLUE said...

right, like KC is so much better

El Padrino said...

redi said already he can "fix" Kolb

El Padrino said...

reid

El Padrino said...

KC has the talent, need QB

Keef said...

and the norris division is tough



OK Berman

El Padrino said...

stating obvious there

tem said...

AFC North is tough.

tem said...

AFC West is tough.

tem said...

NFC West is tough

Keef said...

All divisions are tough, probably

tem said...

AFC east is easiest. Bills job looks good.

Fitzpatrick, Spiller, Stevie, Jackson.....

El Padrino said...

stillirs are OLD like da bears

El Padrino said...

fitzpatrick stinks

Keef said...

Fitzpatrick



hahahahahahahaha

Keef said...

AFC east is easiest.


Yeah the Patriots suck

Keef said...

AFC west is easier than the east

El Padrino said...

afc west will be dominated now by Broncos

Keef said...

afc west will be dominated now by Broncos



Yeah, Manning is in his, what, 3rd year in the league now?

tem said...

broncos and pats are a wash.

jets, mia > raiders, chargers

El Padrino said...

flacco is a free agent i think, that guy loves getting walked on

probably wants out of Baltimore

El Padrino said...

mia fittin to be good next year

El Padrino said...

"Yeah, Manning is in his, what, 3rd year in the league now?"

easy has another 4 years in him

tem said...

fucking > sign.

i mean

jets, mia < raiders, chargers

El Padrino said...

jets

sanchize

tem said...

yeah sanchise sucks.

sanchise + whoever mia qb is < rivers + whoever oak qb is

Keef said...

jets, mia < raiders, chargers




stop it

Meiz said...

Every time my eyes see Flacco typed near EP's screen name, my brain assumes it says flaccid.

Keef said...

tem, whatta gotta play ncaa this weekend

Aitch said...

10 days off. It was tough getting up at 2:30

tem said...

"tem, whatta gotta play ncaa this weekend"

sure. or tonight. or tomorrow night. or friday night.

Keef said...

new year. same woe

S

Keef said...

sure. or tonight. or tomorrow night. or friday night.



I work tonight. and tomorrow night. and friday night.

Keef said...

that also gives mize time to get his xbox set up

Keef said...

I can't. My back

/mize

Aitch said...

"Chicago is the only opening that looks even remotely intriguing if i'm looking to be a head coach"

Chicago isn't a good job. They fire you for no reason.

/Kod

Meiz said...

"that also gives mize time to get his xbox set up"

::blank stare::

Meiz said...

I guess I'll see if there are any discounted e-codes for Live

Keef said...

I guess I'll see if there are any discounted e-codes for Live



Newegg via eBay has Xbox 360 Live 12-Month Gold Subscription Card on sale for $37.99

Keef said...

Lids.com has a $5 Clearance Sale on many hats in various styles and sizes.

El Padrino said...

dont you hate that you have to pay to play online even though you pay to be online already?

El Padrino said...

shit really twists my sack

El Padrino said...

you see this brad pitt movie preview yet, like end of world type movie again

shit looks nuts

El Padrino said...

'Death to Jews' scrawled on Long Island mall...

wasnt me

El Padrino said...

"Man jailed in theft of $1.29 Honey Bun..."

hope that shit was iced, if so

WORTH IT

El Padrino said...

i dont like honey

or america

/keef

tem said...

was it wolf?

El Padrino said...

dabo sweeney is great

Meiz said...

"dont you hate that you have to pay to play online even though you pay to be online already?"


Yes. That's the one thing that PSN has over XBL.

BUT, Microsoft didn't get hacked like Sony did. So there's that. Pretty lame that PSN requires a credit card # to play.

Keef said...

SOLD!


/LP

Keef said...

i dont like honey

or america



The fuck are you talking about? Honey buns are delicious

El Padrino said...

thought you said you didnt like honey once

Keef said...

I don't think I said that.

Keef said...

I don't like marshmallows

El Padrino said...

COMMIE!

tem said...

i too dislike marshmallows

tem said...

1) they should be spelled marshmellows because that is how everyone pronounces it

2) they taste like rubber mixed with sugar

3) they are just another form of sugar. sugar was already in a good form. if i want to addd sugar to something i can just add sugar. i don't need a marshmallow.

El Padrino said...

they dont taste like rubber

they might feel like rubber

so it's a texture thing

tem said...

of course you know what rubbers taste like

BLUE said...

rubber tastes like cmep's dildo

El Padrino said...

i was thinking like a tire or a rubber car hose

Meiz said...

Youse guys don't like Rice Krispie treats then?

Keef said...

cmlp uses a rubber car hose?

El Padrino said...

never had a fluffernutter huh?

Keef said...

Youse guys don't like Rice Krispie treats then?



marshmallows has a smaller role in those so there* ok

Keef said...

*have

Keef said...

but things like Peeps, moon pies, s'mores...no thanks

Keef said...

my niece likes marshmallows more than anyone else does

/jug

El Padrino said...

omg s'mores

El Padrino said...

i crush peeps

Keef said...

That Clowney hit yesterday was amazeballs

Meiz said...

"but things like Peeps, moon pies, s'mores...no thanks"


Horry cow

El Padrino said...


i like all candy

Keef said...

i like all candy



6 pack by July

El Padrino said...

"That Clowney hit yesterday was amazeballs"

how isnt that guy dead

also, there is no helmet to helmet rule on a ball carrier i guess right

Keef said...

yeah I don't understand the whole helmet to helmet thing as far as when it's legal and when it's not

tem said...

"marshmallows has a smaller role in those so there* ok"

^

and


"but things like Peeps, moon pies, s'mores...no thanks"

^

Keef said...

jug's niece probably knows

BLUE said...

pinwheels = bomb.com

Meiz said...

"pinwheels = bomb.com"


Wow.

El Padrino said...

when i see pinwheels i think chivalade

Keef said...

When I see chivalade I think ::flank steak::

El Padrino said...

it's an Italian sausage ususally in a pinwheel shape

Keef said...

oic

Keef said...

milokeef got me a panini maker for xmas. Gonna try it out tonight.

El Padrino said...

it's great, use it all the time

Meiz said...

That panini press will be a paperweight in 5 months

El Padrino said...

nah shit is good product

Keef said...

That panini press will be a paperweight in 5 months



I make paninis on our griddle at least once a month, so the panini press will be used

Meiz said...

Foreman

Meiz said...

But really, my parents have a nice panini press and they've used it twice in the 2 years I've been there.

Meiz said...

Goddamn, I got some suite knives yesterday. Really happy about that.

Keef said...

Foreman


I don't have a foreman

Meiz said...

MAMBA OUT

Keef said...

Goddamn, I got some suite knives yesterday. Really happy about that.


Remember to cut along the vein, not across it

Meiz said...

"I don't have a foreman"

Commie

Keef said...

I had a Foreman when I was about 19-21. Then I learned how to cook.

Keef said...

I hate doing self reviews for work

El Padrino said...

i dont

El Padrino said...

im awesome

BLUE said...

yeah, that's what I put in my review.

i'm awesome

Meiz said...

"I had a Foreman when I was about 19-21. Then I learned how to cook."

Burgers, brats, hotdogs. That's not anything anybody needs to know how to cook.

Keef said...

Burgers, brats, hotdogs. That's not anything anybody needs to know how to cook.


Those can also be cooked w/o a Foreman really easily

Keef said...

I don't know where this is going

Meiz said...

How? It gets cold as balls here.

Pleeeease don't tell me you pan fry that shit.

Keef said...

beth, mize, tem
Y! Fantasy Golfing

League ID: 8331
PW: tits

Keef said...

How? It gets cold as balls here.

You don't have spring, summer, or fall in Sconnie?

Keef said...

You can pan fry brats or hot dogs easily. Burgers would probably be not good

Meiz said...



What fooyballs are on tonight?

Meiz said...

"You can pan fry brats or hot dogs easily. Burgers would probably be not good"


Absolutely not.

Keef said...

What fooyballs are on tonight?



FU

Meiz said...

I didn't realize tonight was the National Championship game

Keef said...

close

Meiz said...

It was a jab at Packer

BLUE said...

"Burgers would probably be not good"

grandma blue used to pan fry burgers...they were delish

BLUE said...

"What fooyballs are on tonight?"

not boise state and wisconsin

Meiz said...

"grandma blue used to pan fry burgers...they were delish"

I could eat pan fried burgers, but you just can't do sausages that way unless they're sliced up.

EL PICKS said...

"Chicago isn't a good job. They fire you for no reason.

/Kod"


exactly


tem said...

Whatta gotta a griddle thing?

tem said...

Grill on a stovetop

tem said...

Anna Kendrick is hot

BLUE said...

btb

hannah storm didn't look burnt

Keef said...

Homeless folk in N'awlins better be on the lookout for a giant bearded leprechaun tonight

Meiz said...

"Whatta gotta a griddle thing?"

Some of us are renters, and don't have much choice in what kind of stove we get.

Either way, I like my little foreman. Cooks cheap food fast for 1 with minimal cleanup.

tem said...

Griddle thing works on gas and electric stoves.

Meiz said...

I don't need one though

tem said...

Ejected guy isnt leaving

tem said...

Maybe tell us that the extra point got blocked.....fucking announcers

tem said...

Way to just pick up a guy who hurt his head.

tem said...

BIG EAST! They are Good in BCS bowls.

tem said...

Big blown opportunity.

tem said...

Refs love UL

Aitch said...

"You can pan fry brats or hot dogs easily. Burgers would probably be not good"

Pan frying burgers is smokey. Not good for an apartment.

Meiz said...

"Pan frying burgers is smokey. Not good for an apartment."

True

tem said...

Packer is pissed

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