Friday, January 11, 2013

Expert PICKS

Ravens + 9.5 over BRONCOS
Knowing the Broncos ended all hot and shit they haven't won a damn thing yet in the playoffs.  Ravens just sent home #CHUCKSTRONG man.  That shit had legs.  The Broncos will probably advance but I sense it will be a close game.  Denver was solid against the run this year so in addition to running the ball I would expect the offense of Baltimore includes passes out of the backfield.  Rice needs 30 touches in this game.  If Torrey Smith can't go they will be really limited in how they attack the Broncos defense.  Because they will need to keep up.  Peyton can throw it on these guys, Kruger needs another monster game he is the only pass rush threat.  Suggs is not recovered.  How much will the cold effect Manning?  0-3 in playoff games in 30 degrees or less (all on the road).

NINERS -3.5 over Packers
I think the Packers are in for it here.  Rodgers was sacked 53 times this year.  Either the most or close to it.  Niners can rush the passer pretty well.  Niners can run the ball pretty well.  Niners QB even runs.  Packers haven't beaten a good team all year.  Look at their wins.  The Vikings were a gift last week.  A miracle they even got in.  They own the Bears if you want to count them as a good team ok.  I don't.  Outside of Bears they've beaten Jax, Minny, Titans, Detroit, Arizona. They give up on average 121 on the ground.  I'm telling ya the Packers are in for it here.  Niners big.

Seattle +2.5 over ATLANTA
Gonna ride this Pete Carroll train all the way to N'awlins cuz it FEELS SO GOOOD!   So good so good!  Could be this years "hot when it matters teams".  People say if RGIII stayed healthy that game was Skins all the way.  Those hot when matters teams catch breaks all the time.  Ask Kyle Williams.  Ask Jerome Bettis.  Ask Tom Brady or Charles Woodson.

Houston +9.5 over PATS
I know as a head coach we learned Wade Phillips is really dumb.  But as a defensive coordinator I think, sort of like Norv, he's really good at that.  They should stick to coordinating defense and offense, respectively.  For this one I don't think we'll get a repeat of that shellacking a few Monday nights ago.  I think Wade will actually have written down like a plan that he will employ sometime this week in order to slow Chip Kelly um I mean Josh McDaniel's offense down.  Brady wants to release that ball quicker than Doc Holliday gets a round off and if he can't he gets all mad and shit and throws picks.  Texans need for him to do that.



175 comments:

Jugdish said...

Texans need for him to do that.


If the Texans don't get pressure on Brady early and often, its going to be a long day for them.

Jugdish said...

this is wade phillip's strategy for the game this weekend

tem said...

Green Bay wins big.

tem said...

ATL wins too.

Listen to someone who finished ahead of LP in pick em.

Jugdish said...

so you won't be buying Lp's picks on ebay anytime soon?

Meiz said...

Rodgers' sack totals are deceiving. He was told to hold onto the ball if he needs to to try to extend & make a play happen.

BLUE said...

look at the packers fan

Meiz said...

Whatever it is they say about friends & enemies

Keef said...

How much will the cold effect Manning? 



Knows English

BLUE said...

i always have problems with effect and affect.

BLUE said...

and i know the rule, just think i get it backwards all the time

Aitch said...

" i always have problems with effect and affect."

Mind bottling*. NS & WADR. You're a pretty sharp cat, sonthis surprises me.

Aitch said...

It doesn't surprise me that EP has trouble with it. He's smart, but his grammatical ineptitude is the stuff of legends.

Aitch said...

*so this

#fatfingers

Aitch said...

This HGH testing thing is a pretty big deal, eh? Shocked the union agreed to it.

BLUE said...

"Mind bottling*. NS & WADR. You're a pretty sharp cat, sonthis surprises me."

i get it right most of the time, but i have to think about it a lot.

grammar check fixes it for me sometimes, that's how I know I still get it wrong

Aitch said...

For some reason I just always remember that affect is a verb and effect is a noun.

BLUE said...

that's asking a lot

tem said...

i remember one is a noun and one is a verb.

then i remember the phrase cause and effect. and tell myself "effect has to be a noun because cause is a noun.....wait, its a verb....wait...."then i get really confused.

Keef said...

About 61 percent of your body weight is water.

Keef said...

How many errors did the Dodgers make in Game 2 of the 1966 World Series?

A. Four
B. Five
C. Six
D. Seven

Keef said...

Today's MLB bdays...

Elmer Flick
Max Carey
Schoolboy Rowe
Alvin Crowder

BLUE said...

i don't think any of those guys are still playing

tem said...

of course not. it is the offseason.

El Padrino said...

"Rodgers' sack totals are deceiving."

so the offensive line doesnt suck?

El Padrino said...

Schoolboy Rowe might be playing winter ball on the island of The Dominican Republic

Keef said...

Only pick I agree with LP on is Seattle

BLUE said...

you don't think the broncos are going to win?

i'm worried about that too

BLUE said...

or you think they'll cover?

BLUE said...

cleveland fans are saying

"who the hell is this guy"

BLUE said...

"surrounding Upton, whose contract allows him to block deals to four teams -- Seattle, Toronto, Boston and the Chicago Cubs."

i get why you'd block toronto, and I guess seattle, but boston and chicago?

BLUE said...

seattle isn't a hitter's park, and for a guy like that i wouldn't want to play there, or San Diego, or San Francisco.

BLUE said...

but Boston and Chicago are great hitter's parks

Keef said...

A Colorado judge ruled Thursday that probable cause exists in the case of James Holmes


Whew. I was worried they wouldn't have enough evidence

SSSSSSS

Keef said...

you don't think the broncos are going to win?



Broncos & pats gonna roll

Meiz said...

"so the offensive line doesnt suck?"

Correct. It's pretty decent.

BLUE said...

i would say the pack might have the worse* offensive line left in the playoffs

Meiz said...

They always get by with whatever line they have. Not that I give a shit.

Jugdish said...

Not that I give a shit.


yeah, its not like you're ever talking about the packers


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Jugdish said...

Not that I give a shit.



aside from the occasional shower emergency

Jugdish said...

Brady's inbox

Keef said...

mize is a closet packers fan that's not really in the closet

Meiz said...

Fuck the Packers.

Jugdish said...

he is trying really hard to make us think he doesn't like the packers

Meiz said...

Although I'm rooting for a few scenarios involving GB.

GB/SEA NFC Champ game: Packers fans seem to think they have this great new rivalry with the Seahawks because they got screwed over by the refs. THEY WANT VENGEANCE! I want the Hawks to come to Lambeau and smack the shit out of the Packers. And I will make sure Packers fans wallow in their filth and stupidity. Seriously, they feel as they have some close personal connection to the Fail Mary play.

Aitch said...

"Broncos & pats gonna roll"

You gnixnij son of a bitch.

Meiz said...

GB/NE Super Bowl:

Rematch from the previous regimes' Super Bowl. Except this time New England destroys Green Bay to the tune of something like 55-16

Jugdish said...

mize

Meiz said...

I've actually seen that video before

Keef said...

You gnixnij son of a bitch.



Nope. I have no rooting interest towards Houston or Baltimore. I hate all 4 teams left in the AFC

Keef said...

Of the 8 teams left, I hate 7 of them.

BLUE said...

even the broncos?

BLUE said...

how can you hate the broncos

Meiz said...

"Of the 8 teams left, I hate 7 of them."

There's something wrong with you.

Meiz said...

Which also means Keith "Hates" at least one out of Seattle and Atlanta. How is it possible to have so much hate in you?*







*rhetorical question

Keef said...

Maybe I don't hate Atlanta or Denver Houston. I am indifferent towards the Seahawks. I hate NE & GB & SF & Balt, and I don't like Atl, Den, or Hou

Keef said...

*or Houston

El Padrino said...

what did those teams do to you

you got issues man

El Padrino said...

i barely hate like a handful of teams across three different sports

El Padrino said...

i got to buy one of those snake things for the tub

El Padrino said...

seems better than paying a guy to do it once a year or whatever

BLUE said...

buy a fucking hair trap you dirty wop

BLUE said...

this pinterest thing seems to suck

Keef said...

what did those teams do to you



NE for obvious reasons. Balt because I hate every other team in Cincy's division. GB because my sister is a fan of them and she is a giant c u next tuesday, and SF because they beat the Bengals both times in the Super BowlTM

Keef said...

i got to buy one of those snake things for the tub



Buy the plastic one that is like 3 feet long and has the sharp thorn-like things on both sides of it. It's like $2 and works fine.

El Padrino said...

hair trap seems like a good idea

El Padrino said...

do they sell that at the home depot

Keef said...

this

Meiz said...

Buy the plastic one that is like 3 feet long and has the sharp thorn-like things on both sides of it. It's like $2* and works fine.


*8 CM$

Keef said...

it's fucking disgusting when you pull the shit out, but it works good enough

Keef said...

*8 CM$



word

BLUE said...

"hair trap seems like a good idea"

we had one at our old house, just kind of sits on top of the drain, then you clean it out every day or so.

BLUE said...

not nearly as disgusting as snaking it

Jugdish said...

then you clean it out every day or so.



womens work. ill have cmlp do that

/Lp

El Padrino said...

jug knows

it's her hair anyway

El Padrino said...

thanks homeowners!

Meiz said...

"it's her hair anyway"


Where does all that hair go that you're losing? The toupe fairy?

El Padrino said...

my hair is short and coarse, flows through no problem

El Padrino said...

moving to 60 wall jan 23

DET

fuck jersey city hard in the ass with a spiked bat

BLUE said...

why are you moving on a wednesday

El Padrino said...

i dont know, they move eod wed night, thurs am we report to new building we dont move anything

El Padrino said...

now my boss says he has flu and bronchitis

what a copycat

BLUE said...

bastard

Meiz said...

Make sure you don't forget the Appleton Estates in your desk

El Padrino said...

that's gone

El Padrino said...

jags new gm pretty clear on tebow

not part of the plans

even if he i released?

EVEN IF HE WAS RELEASED

El Padrino said...

alrighty then

Meiz said...

I gotta get a tv antenna

Keef said...

Three days after firing Rob Ryan, the Dallas Cowboys have hired Monte Kiffin as their new defensive coordinator, according to sources




hahahahahaha

El Padrino said...

oldest caoch now

Meiz said...

I feel better little by little with every dump I take

BLUE said...

"jags new gm pretty clear on tebow

not part of the plans"

I think he has to say that though, right, because he's under contract with another team...that could be construed as tampering

BLUE said...

OSU has holes to fill

like empty pockets of the recruits?

tem said...

ryan was out of work longer than 5 minutes

tem said...

whatta gotta next week on NCAA?

Keef said...

I'll try and play tonight

El Padrino said...

I think he has to say that though, right, because he's under contract with another team...that could be construed as tampering


i think he hates tebow

BLUE said...

i went to play last night, and i had a fucking bye

BLUE said...

stupid byes

Keef said...

gave you extra time to recruit

tem said...

early byes are great for recruiting.

you never want lots of early (or late) home games. home games in weeks 4-9 are the best time for bringing in recruits.

Keef said...

Is there a way we can set just tem's difficulty level to Heisman?

BLUE said...

I'll play at the heisman level

BLUE said...

i've got a freshman QB

BLUE said...

we had practice last night instead of a game

BLUE said...

we talkin bout practice

BLUE said...

new qb learned all the audibles

Keef said...

pocket passer or scrambler?

BLUE said...

PP

BLUE said...

he's pretty much slow as shit, but he was the #1QB in last year's recruiting class, so he's got that going for him

I call him Danny Football

Keef said...

What's his name?


/LP

Keef said...

wall & such

Keef said...

home time

Keef said...

Home

Aitch said...

" I think he has to say that though, right, because he's under contract with another team...that could be construed as tampering"

This all day. He might be telling the truth, but even if he loves Tebow and wants to bring him to tje team, he can't say so.

Meiz said...

Looks like I won't need to buy a newfangled antenna. Hooked up just a super basic rabbit ears to my 20" Vizio, and got alllll the available OTA channels. HD & everything.

Meiz said...

Charlize Theron chopped her hair & dyed it brown. Looks awful.

Keef said...

NCAA advanced to week 4

Keef said...

I am awful

Keef said...

Wall

Keef said...

Doooooooooook

Aitch said...

DEN/BAL game has been decent thus far.

Aitch said...

Brian Kelly staying at ND. No one wants that Eagles job.

Keef said...

Champ is gonna have a pick in the 2nd half

Aitch said...

Are these replacement refs?

Aitch said...

Rule question. If Baltimore hadn't called a timeout, wouldn't Denver's running back throwing the ball downfield after a play be flagged as a delay of game?

Keef said...

Horry crap

Keef said...

#26 judged that well

Aitch said...

Jesus, Blue. What are your boys doing in the secondary??

Keef said...

Peyton Manning face

Aitch said...

I'm listening to the game on the radio now and the announcers keep acting as if the time running out is a factor. Apparently, no one informed them that you cannot have a tie in the playoffs....

Aitch said...

And they just started freaking out when the time ran out. Apparently they thought that with a second overtime there would be another coin flip.

Keef said...

Balt kicker ran out to the field in between OT and kicked a practice kick

Keef said...

Ballgame

Keef said...

Ray Ray is bawling

Keef said...

Ray Ray is crazy

Keef said...

Balt believes in God more than Denver

BLUE said...

fuck

tem said...

The Peyton Favring jokes are flying around.

tem said...

At least the Packers tried

tem said...

Showtime was free this weekend not the other channels

Keef said...

They were all free for me

Jugdish said...

I'm listening to the game on the radio now and the announcers keep acting as if the time running out is a factor. Apparently, no one informed them that you cannot have a tie in the playoffs....


yeah, that was hilarity. "Why not give your kicker a chance? I don't understand this?!?! Oh, they appear to just be switching sides."

Jugdish said...

i didn't understand taking a knee with 31 seconds left and two timeouts...wussbags

Jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

Fuckng broncos

Keef said...

What happened

tem said...

SC got nothin on wava.

tem said...

Whatta gotta ncaa advance?

Keef said...

Did blue play?

Keef said...

I won the bet with H. Yay

Keef said...

Blue hasn't played yet

Keef said...

Jesus, Gronk is one frajeel bitch

Aitch said...

Good thing I have no hair, cuz this game would be making me pull it all out!

Aitch said...

We all know how tough you are, Keith, but not much one can do about a broken arm.

Keef said...

I didn't say he was a pussy. I said he was fragile.

Aitch said...

@AdamSchefter As @ProFootballTalk reported, Pats TE Rob Gronkowski is out for season after breaking his forearm again

Keef said...

Weak sauce penalty

Aitch said...

How so? He grabbed and pulled Welker's jersey. That's pretty much the definition of defensive holding.

Keef said...

Spiff gonna do a runny diary?

Keef said...

Bill Murray has a suite stache going on

Keef said...

Amy Pohler & Tina Fey are pretty hilarity

Aitch said...

Hate them both.

tem said...

Cartoons > oscars

Keef said...

Who's talking about Oscars?

kodiac130 said...

good weekend of football

Aitch said...

Indeed. This week'ss games >>>>>>>> last week's

Aitch said...

week'ss is grate

Aitch said...

This is grate*

Keef said...

I think Anne Hathaway is gross

Aitch said...

Better in gif form.

Aitch said...

"I think Anne Hathaway is gross"

We know

COLOV

Keef said...

Nice gif

tem said...

This giant chick on hotwire commercials can walk to LA in three steps...why does she need a plane ticket? Lazy.

Keef said...

Miss America crown goes to Brooklyn woman



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