Thursday, May 31, 2012


House update: Everything looks like its going well with the house we are buying. Still hoping to lose on the June 19th. I have renters moving in my house tomorrow...been scrambling this week trying to get ready for that. I spent almost the entire weekend cleaning out my garage (not fun, but its done). I tried to find one article for each of you today since I don't post links from my phone during the day. Lp Mize Aitch Kod Tyler TP Blue Beth /Zeke Rev Tem

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

screw facebook

No Google, i don't want to give you my phone number...fucking nazis

Spurs are good, like precise shit, the way basketball is supposed to be played

cmblue has read all 3 of the 50 shades of Gray books in like a week. It's working out for me, i get lots of sexy time out of it. That's what i've come to, and i'm not ashamed. Romance bitches...that was a mother's day present that the whole family (well really mostly me) can enjoy.

My league basketball season has been a wreck. Playoffs start next week. I'm hoping one of the vandenberg twins can come play for us, if the mercs let him out of his contract. I swear i might be the oldest dude in the league I'll probably play again in the summer's been fun.

I haven't fired somebody in a long time, over 2 years...i'm getting the itch again. I guess that's the only way to clean house. New CFO is on board with the house cleaning, as long as i'm not getting the broom.

i'm proud of meiz and his new job (ns). I'm proud of jug and his new house/marriage (ns). I'm proud that beth has nice's time for an updated picture toots. I'm proud that Tem is starting to use the microwave, and he has a new house with fancy patio furniture (ns). What's this shit about the Queen? I'm proud that Kod protects the indian's rights (ns). I'm proud that H stands up for what he believes in. I'm proud that spiff always has good shit to say and lots of great links. I'm proud of Tyler for being awesome...always one of the best colormen in the game, great analyst. I'm proud that LP doesn't take this place seriously, and he's moved on up in the german bank, but hasn't bragged about it. I'm proud that keith keeps everyone straight and in check. I'm proud Steve saved the world, and that mills still lurks. I'm proud that i probably forgot somebody. But most of all, i think everyone here is good people. There isn't anyone on here that i wouldn't hang out with regular if I lived in town with them. You're all real i'm going to get sexytime.

by the way, tem, to fix the linebreaks, go over to the right hand side, where you post, click on "options" should be able to figure out the rest.

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Tuesday After Holiday

Did anyone watch Meiz's videos? I have not yet. I do plan on it though. Just not while at work. I have some stupid patio furniture being delivered, if that is late then I might watch them before I head to work. I know you are all thrilled.

I assume paragraph breaks don't work for me still, but I'm going to try them anyway. The Heat beat up on the Celtics and the Spurs won, that's what happened in basketball. The Pirates are 500, that is what happened in baseball. I bought a Pirate hat.

Cmtem is going to a bachlorette party in Pittsburgh this coming weekend. That means I get a weekend of doing nothing. Well at least a day of it. I might not even leave my bed. I might sleep all day. Sleep is awesome.

I don't understand in lacrosse why a guy can't just walk up to the goalie and launch a fastball into the net. The players don't seem to be able to knock the ball out of their nets really easily. Lacrosse has wierd rules. It was a rich kid sport when I grew up, I assume it still is.

This post sucks.

Monday, May 28, 2012

The Day Before Memorial Day (AKA, EJ's The Best)

TP has convinced me, so there won't be any good content other than these videos featuring my buddy EJ.  He has no idea how fucking hilarious he is to me.  The unintentional comedy level of hanging out with him is off the freaking charts.  EJ is the single most quotable person I know.  Just listen to the shit.  Our buddy Jake makes appearances in the Alonzo Mourning jersey.  Please.  Enjoy these nuggets.  There is some gold in these here hills.


I'm totally happy with this lazy post.  I hope you guys and Beth actually watch/watched these clips.  Good shit.  Happy Memorial Day, gang.

PS:  Did any of you fuckers learn how to tie a Palomar Knot last week?

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Oh yeah, its my turn to post. I almost forgot.

House update: We spent last week trading offers with the seller before we finally agreed on a price of 196. I had the inspection done yesterday and there were no major issues, so we are proceeding. We are shooting for a closing date of June 19. We leave for the wedding the next morning. My other house is going to be leased out, and the people are moving in on June 15th. I'm going to attempt to do the landlord stuff on my own...we'll see how that goes.

Report: Shaq to meet with Magic for GM position...Interesting

4 Day weekend! I'm working on day 1 of it, on day 2 I'll be cleaning out my garage and moving stuff to storage. That night heading downtown to visit a friend of mine. On Sunday a friend of mine is having a Memorial Day party.

I don't mind Bud Light Platinum at all. I have been on a margarita kick lately. fmjug was bringing home some house docs to sign, instead we met at one of the restuarants to sign over a margarita. We had some pre-marital counselling we had to go through, prior to each session...margarita.

My sister in laws brother got married last Friday. I follow his wife on Twitter and yesterday she posts "Married life is bliss, don't let anyone tell you any different.". Now that may be the case, but you've been married LESS THAN A WEEK!!!!


Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Blue Hot 5

In honor of the Maxim Hot 100 being released, blue is going to list his hot 5 of 2012...because you all care. In no particular order:






Tuesday, May 22, 2012

No spaces

My computer and/or browser must suck. I bet this column, I use the word column loosely, has no paragraph spacing. Fucking blogger. At least new and old work. Thunder win, Kobe isn't just going to fade away. He better hope they turn Gasol and Bynum into Howard and Williams or something. Or maybe Kobe does the unthinkable and leaves LA. Nah, he knows that is bad. He isn't as dumb as Lebron. Of course Lebron hadn't won some rings in Cleveland, so maybe he could leave. Kobe is pretty stuck. If he leaves though he should go to Dallas and wear a cowboy hat all the time. I still don't get the alfredo joke, even after googling it. Some cleaning lady is stopping by the condo soon to clean it. After that I guess it is time to try to rent it out. Selling it seems like it will never happen. Jug, how is your sale / purchase going? When is spiff getting married? I boat a new TV for the media room in the new house, it better be nice. I think I am going to go with a wireless surround sound system, anybody have bad things to say about those? They probably cause more cancer than microwaves. I am still in awe at shit early humans did. They figured out that drinking shit from cow's udders was a good idea. They figured out that mashing down wheat could make bread, they figured out lots of shit that I wouldn't have thought of. Fire doesn't impress me. Shit catches fire all the time, I would have thought about trying to control that. Bread just doesn't appear all the time. How the fuck did they even know bread would be good? You ever think about grinding down grass and making something out of it? No. But some human thought about grinding some wheat or rye or whatever and turning it into a piece of a sammich. OK, I gotta go meet the mexican maid. I might pay her $5 to say " misser tem"

Monday, May 21, 2012

I'm Back

We put in the piers and the boat lift at the cabin this weekend.  For the first time I can remember, there weren't any big fights while doing it.  Possibly related, the old man finally just accepted me being the point man in the operation.  Seriously, he's a nincompoop.

I didn't watch any sports this weekend, outside the first 20 minutes of the Champions League final.  I had no idea Bayern was good again.  I don't know who won the match.  I miss playing FIFA with Keith.  Really, I just miss playing FIFA against anybody.  Once you understand how soccer works, it really is an awesome game to watch and play.  I've had my fair share of guttural "Wooooaaaaahhhh"s just playing a dumb game against Keith.  I get invested in shit like that.  I'm normally a lot more vocal playing games like that, but I'm still finishing up with getting my life together and can't be randomly hollering in somebody else's house.  I digress.

I start my new role with Sysco tomorrow.  I'm really excited about it for a multitude of reasons.  BULLET POINTS!
  • I already now and like the guys I'm going to be working with.(Aside from the dirty, filthy, non-English-speaking OTR drivers.)
  • I actually get to work with other men.  Being in an office that consists of all women can really tax your patience some times.  (What the fuck are you crying about?!? Fix it and get over it! You're not going to get fired. Jesus.)
  • NO MORE CUSTOMER SERVICE BULLSHIT.  I'd get into it, but that's one crazy wormhole I'm not sure I could write about while making sense the whole time.  Our customer service department is the patsy of the company.  Make a mistake?  Shift the blame until it makes it's way all the way down to CS.  And if you tried to blame me, you were going to be in a world of shit because I would figure out who the root of the problem was, and take that shit to their supervisor.  It made people very uncomfortable that I had absolutely no problem with going to the VP of Sales and the Executive VP of the company with day-to-day issues.  They wanted to know what was happening out there, and I was their fuckin' mole.  Unabashedly.  I helped the company make several big-ish procedural changes in the past 6 to 8 months and I hang my hat on that shit.
  • The hours.  My new hours are 6:30a to 3:00p.  That shit rules.  I can actually have more time to do stuff after work.  Wanna go to a baseball game?  Cool.  No rush, and I can even tailgate.  Need to claim some real estate for Friday night Summer Sounds concerts in the Burg?  No prob.  I'll put the canopy up in the park right after work.  CAN'T WAIT.
  •  I get 2 half-hour breaks to break up my day.  Not sure how I'll handle it yet, but it will be fine.  Breaks are at 9:00 & 12:00, and they are STRICT on the "No doing work whilst breaking" policy.  
  • I get to take pictures at work!  Granted, I'll only be photographing incoming damaged goods, but hey...I get to take pictures of stuff while on the clock.

I think that's enough of that for now.

   "But for the most part there is absolutely no reason to eat salad.  None.  Especially if you drench it in fatty salad dressing.  It has no sustenence.  It's water, just worthless.  If you want a salad at least eat spinach raw.  It's nutritious.  Arugala.  Like iceberg lettuce is 94% water.  It does nothing, you can eat a a whole head of it and still be starving."

Broseph.  Are you serious?(NS)  Like, really?  No sustenance?  No nutrition?  Worthless?  I'm not sure what kind of salads you're eating in New York, but salads in Wisconsin(and other parts of the country, I'm sure) have things like carrots, and cucumbers, and olives, and ham, and turkey, and chicken, and tomatoes, and cheddar, and BACON, and feta, parmigiano, and romano, and mozzarella, and peperoncini, and onions, and bell peppers, and crab, and lobster, and broccoli, and cauliflower, and oranges, and walnuts, and almonds, and ANYTHING YOU FREAKING WANT.  A salad has a veritable cornucopia of food items that can be added.  Haven't you ever just had a salad as a meal?  That's a real thing.  If I'm not particularly hungry for anything specific, I'll throw together a 700 calorie salad.  It has meat, vegetables, dairy, and all that good stuff!  Try it some time.  You could even make a fruit salad.  Cut up some apples, slice some oranges, chunk a pineapple, cut up a grapefruit, throw in some grapes, maybe some cherries or cranberries, mix it up in a bowl with some plain or vanilla yogurt...That shit is delicious.  And you fancy yourself a foodie.  I'm taking that card away for awhile.  Step your game up.

Have a totally decent Monday, Beth and guys.

Learn how to tie a Palomar Knot, and therefore, a dropshot rig.

Friday, May 18, 2012

Like what's with salad

I mean I get it, its good for you or for your diet, well some of it.  But for the most part there is absolutely no reason to eat salad.  None.  Especially if you drench it in fatty salad dressing.  It has no sustenence.  It's water, just worthless.  If you want a salad at least eat spinach raw.  It's nutritious.  Arugala.  Like iceberg lettuce is 94% water.  It does nothing, you can eat a a whole head of it and still be starving.

Does Ric Bucher ask for more makeup?  I don't get it.

The Pacers home crowd gave me a headache.  Fucking yellow.  Does that say Gold Swagger?  Nigga please.  Hubie Brown is good.

That Larry Bird has had some career.

Torii Hunter's kid sexually assaults some chick, allegedly, but the story sounds whack.  Like the lights were off and this kid felt this girl up in a closet.  I lost my virginity in a closet.  It wasn't rape.  I guess I kind of feel bad you know it's like one bad liar and you're labeled.  I've watched alot of Law And Order SVU sometimes the bitch lies. 

Fucking women.

Still not sure why they made Men in Black III.

I bet you Miley Cyrus's twat smells like cigarettes.

Staples Center is busy.

Beagles.  I'd buy a beagle.  If I had a house.  Which would be ideal to raise a family in.

I'm over this but Barack was born in Kenya, according to his first literacy agency.

Have a good day, it's friday.

Thursday, May 17, 2012


I have sold fmjug on the "face" jokes and she has started using them at school with her students to where now they are a normal part of the day. LOV...teaching America's future!

House update: fmjug and I went looking at houses again last weekend in a neighborhood we have liked for awhile and found two houses that we really liked. We decided we wanted to make an offer on one, but the only problem is my house hasn't sold yet. We had our numbers run to see if we qualified for the new house with mine still on the books and we were approved. So today I'll be calling in to make the official offer on the new house and putting my house up for sale or lease. The house is really nice and we both love the neighborhood, excellent commute to work, and the house is right around the corner from one of my best friends.

Weekend plans: I'm working this weekend. On Saturday night the previously mentioned best friend and his girlfriend are throwing fmjug and I a couple's shower. I feel like there is something going on Friday night that I should remember. Maybe beer...

So if Braun can get off on a technicality because a guy, who has worked in the testing industry for several years, followed the established company practice and took the sample home and kept it in the proper environment until it could be mailed to the lab where the test came up positive and was proven to not have been tampered with, then how is Clemens going to get convicted because his trainer kept a piece of gauze and a needle in a Miller Lite can for 10 years?

He should have kept it in a Miller 64 can!! /mize

Travolta is gay, which is why he wasn't in Grease 2. /tem

I don't have anything else to post about...Go!

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Lebron Blows

At this point I have no idea why teams even guard him in the last 2 minutes of a ball game? Down one and missing two freethrows? AT HOME? that's bush league.

with that said, no way are the heat not winning the east

football season can't come soon enough

The joke around town here is that everyone is disappointed that the nuggets couldn't finish off the lakers. Not because they wanted to see more nugs...but because now everyone has to take notice that the Rockies are awful. Third worst record in baseball before last night.

lots of "Tulo is overrated" grumbling starting out there

congrats to Meiz on the new job, can't wait to hear about the incompetence of that new department (ns)

congrats to Kod on the new stadium. With the expanded gambling, i'm sure it'll make your indian friends very happy

I guess concussions are a bitch

so is you're mom

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Cruise Highlights and Lowlights

I am back from my cruise. It was pretty awesome. The whole trip was great, except for when we returned to NYC and NYC tried to ruin our trip. 1hr45min customs/TSA wait in a basement with 500 people and no A/C, then once we got on the plane we sat on the runway for 1hr30min. Fucking NYC. Anyway, here are some highlights and lowlights. I hope the fucking paragraphs work, but I doubt they will.... 1) Saw a Scottish guy buy an Italian lady a beer. She said "I sex you later, but I want to watch show." Later she said "I sex you now." But he got scared and ran away. 2) Talked to the lady who checked in the 9-11 bombers at the Boston airport. Very awkward conversation. It was the first day and we were just talking about the cruise and how it was so far. I told her the security line went real fast and she said she hated that because she was the one who checked in one of the terrorists. She called it into the main office and everything because he didn't speak any English. But he passed the phone test or whatever. Then she told us about this sweet old lady she wheeled down to the plane immediately before that....we didn't talk to her much after that. It was wierd. 3) Drank a ton the first night. Gave the bartenders a good tip. After that all of our bills were for 2 beers, no matter how much we drank. 4) Bought a rug in Turkey. Cmtem negotiated the price way down. She was a negotiating champ. 5) Met Michael Jackson's neice. She was singing with some guy that used to be in the drifters. She looks like a shorter fatter Janet. 6) Discovered that any European women of any age and any body type will wear a bikini. Gross. 7) Discovered that Eurpoeans do not get in line for buffets. They just walk up to what ever they want and take it. The Europeans were the rudest people on the boat. Italians and Greeks were the worst. NYCers were third worst. After that people were nice. Canadians were all really really nice. 8) I have today off of work, but cmtem has a to do list about 10 miles long for me. 9) Met a couple from Denver. I don't think it was blue. 10) Met a guy from England that was at the bar every day, drank all day and never got drunk. He was a drinking champ. 11) Greece was a shithole . All of our friends said it was awesome, but we went to the two shithole cities. Athens was OK because it had some cool ruins, but otherwise it was a shithole. 12) Italians don't like it when you attempt to order in Italian. It is like you are slowing them down by trying so they get pissed. But then their service sucks, so I don't know why they are pissed. They take like a 10 minute break every 3 minutes. 13) People from other countries, except canada, have really bad teeth. 14) All Europeans somehow know all the words to Country Roads. And sing along with you when you pay the piano dude $5 to play Country Roads. 15) Slot machines on a cruise ship are tight. 16) OK, getting the evil eye, gotta post this and go do work. So what did I miss here while I was gone?

Monday, May 14, 2012

Friday, May 11, 2012

happy mothers day guys

It's fucking May already. 

Yo the Suite Genius guy creeps me out.

Fucking Hallmark.

Everytime I buy a houseplant cmep kills it by neglect.  Great mom.  Awful gardener.

I was looking for a snack just now didn't find one.  Pantry full but nothing I was looking for.   I hate when that happens.  You know what else really twists my sack, when someone leaves a bag of snacks open or cookies and then they become stale.  I hate that. 

Atlanta sucks.  I feel like they always lose in the first round.  Are the Braves the last team to win a championship in Atlanta?  What was that 1997?  I would google it but I really don;t care.  Just banging out some filler here.

What's the saying?  Always a bridesmaid never a bride?  That is Atlanta sports.

Allergies suck.

Reggie Miller said the other night that Rondo is the best pur point guard in NBA.  I laughed.  Did Chris Paul die Reggie?  Not sure what you mean by "pure" so maybe I'm misunderstanding that statement.  But my point guard of choose should be able to hit a jumper from time to time.  Maybe a 3 too.

So Adam Sandler just does whatever the fuck he wants I guess.  Cool.  I guess being funny 15 years ago created that.  I wish I could rest on my past conquests.

Kobe puked. 


Thursday, May 10, 2012


Okay, I wasn't planning on this, so I'm spitballing.

I think the Heat are going to run away with the title this year

I think the Brewers giving Runnin Ron Roenicke an extension is the right move because you avoid a lame duck situation if it comes up within the next 2 years.  It keeps him committed to the team, and keeps his mind off "well we suck and I'm in the last year of my deal, so fuck it". Regardless, FIRE RON ROENICKE. He's a terrible in-game manager.  Sure the guys like him, and they play for him, but he can't make the proper adjustments while a game is happening.  He fucking sucks.

I think the Lions are going to suck this year.  I hope the Broncos suck this year.  Not sure why, because I don't dislike Elway, or Peyton, or anybody associated with the organization.  The Broncos just feel like a team I want to see fail.  I also can't wait for the impending trainwreck that is the New York Jets.  That situation will be legendary.

What else?

I had horseshoes tonight.  A third of the league didn't show.  I shot 10, 15, 7.  Very average for me.  The new owner of the Edge rocks.  He got the lights hooked up for the pits, and actually hooked up a radio for outside.

I want rifles.  I have a shotgun, but I want rifles, dammit.  They're too expensive though.  I want a .22, 30/30, 30/.06, and ultimately a .50cal.  I don't have any good reason for any of those, other than the .22.

Fishing season starts back up soon.  I can't wait to start drop-shotting, and plopping the rocket bobbers out there.

I just dozed off,so it's time to wrap it up.

Learn how to clean a Pike, you bastards.  Everything else is easy.

Wednesday, May 09, 2012


Now there's a crazy dude that I can get behind. Kobe shot the ball 32 times...he came out wanting to win the game by himself, and then almost did at the end. That's why the Lakers are never out of a game. Josh Hamilton huh? In a contract year? Brian Cashman is licking his chops, but I wonder if Theo Epstein will be given the green light to try and go get him. Either way, the Rangers are gonna have to pay through the roof to try and keep him. Remember when the Reds gave up on Hamilton? That was fun. one time a thing occurred to me, what's real and what's for sale.... Best STP song of all time, one of my top 5 rock(?) songs. Javale McGee is making himself a lot of money. So is Jordan Hill. Hill is making so much money the police don't even care he choked a bitch. I couldn't even imagine the amount of crazy if there's a game 7 and Javale gets to play against Ron Ron. Terrell Owens was on Dr. Phil yesterday i guess. His baby's mommas were confronting him. He has 3 kids with 3 different women. They want him to keep paying his $20k/month in child support, and he's broke. I bet he could have just gone to court instead of Dr. Phil This is why i'm not getting a divorse* much child support. (s)

Tuesday, May 08, 2012

Monday, May 07, 2012

Siete de Mayo

Congrats again to mize on the new yob. Don't let your ego rub people the wrong way. NS

We went out for Cinco de Mayo on Saturday night. It was me, cmk, her friend, her friend's husband and bro-in-law, csil, & hsil. I guess the plan was to set csil with the bro-in-law. So what does csil do? She goes all csil. She got fucking hammered. she was a wreck at the bar. The bro-in-law knew a lot of people at the bar, and he was talking to chicks he knew all night. That was driving csil crazy, which means it drove her to drink way more. It was awesome.

Will Ferrell is hosting SNL this weekend. Giddyup

So, what's the feeling about summit III. If I'm going to be able to make it, AHIK*, I'm gonna need to see how much a plane ticket is.

It's Mother's Day this weekend. Tell your wife you love her, LP. And don't ask her if she wants to go out and fuck on the balcony. That's more of an Arbor Day suggestion.

Friday, May 04, 2012

Give em the Bird

what's with everyone wearing the same tshirts at nba/hockey games now.  shit is corny and did dallas realize the blue matches the Thunder jersey color?  Hope this Thunder/Mavs series goes 7 it's been highly entertaining.

Does anyone like Sade?  the singer.  Serious question.

Who is the coach for Memphis?  Random black guy?

Marion jumpshot > Barkley tee shot

Knicks haven't won a playoff game in like 11 years.  Woe.  If it weren't for the Mets I'd be lost.  S.
I miss Charles Smith that's how bad it's gotten.

HBO should re-air The Wire, weekly and consecutively.  That would be a good idea I think.

Apacalypto in HD on my new shit is dope.  That reminds me of something.  Whenever I think I'm tough or being tough I can't help but think of the people that lived hundreds of years ago and how fucking tough they were.  Movies help me remember.

Has anyone ever tried to put a number on how many movies they've seen?  Hundreds?  I'll say I've seen 893 movies.  Close to 1000.

Remember kids : Sometimes you have to Live Mas.

Thursday, May 03, 2012


RIP Junior Seau

RIP Lp's Facebook account

Are the paragraphs working again? I tried to do a preview, but I'm blocked on previews. It seems the only thing I can do LOV wise from my work computer is write a post.

Lp on Facebook was a fun era. I don't think that era is over either, he will be back!

I don't have a lot to say today. I don't like it when I have my whole work day mapped out and I come into work and my boss decided I'm doing something completely different. woe I am glad that I have a yob though!

Weekend plans: fmjug is going out of town with her mom and some of their friends for the weekend to a giant flea market in Canton, TX. They do this a couple of times a year. I hope to never go there. I'm working this weekend again. I told her to plan these weekend trips on weekends when I am not working so I can enjoy them too. I am going to a music festival this Friday night. Its gonna be a challenge to be at work by 0600 the next morning...ouch!

House update: People are still looking at my house...that's the good news. We have been looking at new developments and previously owned houses. We were close to putting down some money on a new home this past weekend, but decided to keep looking. We are planning to spend the whole day with our realtor on Sat, May 12. I'm not sure I can handle an entire day of looking at houses. The past two times we have went have been after work for two hours each time...that was plenty for me. When you walk in a house you know within 5 minutes whether or not you like it. I think I'm going to bring a couple of mini bottles of Crown with me to endure the day.

Anthony Padrino,

I found your iPod. If you are interested in buying it back, you may reply to this email. If I don't receive a reply to this email I will assume you don't want it back.

Sincerly, Faheem

Wednesday, May 02, 2012

i'm late, so what

no i'm not pregnant, decided to stay home and have sexy time this morning

Tuesday, May 01, 2012

now my side hurts

Hurt my back, but now my side hurts. I am getting old woe. New house is nice. Cmtem keeps opening the blinds though, then I walk around in my underwear. I need her to quit leaving blinds open. The Indian (with a dot, sorry Kod) neighbor grandma will probably die if she sees my fat ass walking around. I did some draft grades. A, A, A, C, B, D, F, F, B, B, B, C, C, C and A. Back the the Christina comment from H.....I think she is hot, but she shouldn't wear things that accentuate her ass. Her breast feature is her boobs. They need motorized. Early on in the show she was shown them off too much, yeah it is possible. She can tone it down from that and be mega hot again. Ceelo is one weird dude. Oh yeah, I am going on a cruise Thursday . I need a spot start next Tuesday. I'm going to the Mediterranean. It should be fun. Maybe I'll try to help out the Greek economy. I hope the paragraph shit works today. I've been doing a shit job keeping up with sports. I have no idea what baseball teams are good. I assume the Pirates are doing great. I should look that shit up. And finally the key to Romance is having money. You don't even need to spend it. Just have it and then you are romantic. A girl would rather see $500 in your wallet than hear you rattle off some poem or bring her flowers. Of course they want both, but if you have the cash then you only need to buy flowers like once a year.

Top Of The Page Material:

"Idiots with nothing better to do"

"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem

"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug

"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino

"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H

"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino

"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino