Wednesday, December 19, 2012

TCS

just kidding

fucking tem gets married and it ruins the whole show

i don't feel like christmas shopping

broncos will have to win 14 straight games if they're going to win a superbowl ™ this year.  I find that highly unlikely, but it has been fun watching them.

Von miller is a beast, but man JJ Watt is a super beast.

NBA season is about to start.  Nuggets played 18 of their first 25 games on the road, weird schedule.  Most lopsided schedule to start the season since the 92 bulls or something, only 4 times has it been this lopsided...just means they'll have a shitload of home games in January and February.

Carmelo always plays well the year after an olympics.  I'm rooting for the guy, but lets see how long it lasts.

"Nick Saban to stay at Alabama"...ya think?  Dude can stay there, and make as much money as he would in the NFL.  He's got kids falling all over themselves to come there, and he runs that school/town.  He'd be the dumbest man in all of the south if he left...and that's saying something.

SNL had a tribute to the Sandy Hook kids, had a choir of kids singing silent night...it was touching, very nice.

People are sick fucks.  Spent the whole night saturday listening to people argue about a) gun control and b) home schooling your kids.  I told them all they were fucking stupid.  I'm not going to homeschool my kids because there's a .001% chance their school might get shot up.  Of course, now taking that stance, i'll feel dumb if it happens.  But i'm not going to live in fear, nor teach my kids to live in fear.  Second, maybe if the principal had been armed it could have saved lives.  Is saving 10 lives, 15 lives out of the 26 solving the problem?  I don't know, I guess i'd have to ask the parents of the kids who still died.  I've never been a gun guy, but I may be coming around, i'm not sure.  Although i think it would get me into more trouble than protect me. 

get a gun, they're cool

/h

As we embark upon this holiday season, I leave you with one final though on my last post before Christmas










152 comments:

Keef said...

broncos will have to win 14 straight games if they're going to win a superbowl ™ this year.  I find that highly unlikely, but it has been fun watching them




Why can't they just lose this week or next?

BLUE said...

nope, they can't do that

BLUE said...

because they play the browns and the chiefs

Meiz said...

I think my job is making me dumber by the hour.

Sometimes I just sit here and work whatta gotta into various hypothetical situations. I swear I'm going fucking retarded.

BLUE said...

svetlana just sent me an email saying she liked my profile

Meiz said...

Are you want most loving wife?

BLUE said...

that would be a change

tem said...

"fucking tem gets married and it ruins the whole show"

i don't even remember when it usually is but this year it is after new years. so i guess that means this year it is next year.

Keef said...

The average dream lasts 20 minutes.

Keef said...

Pretty sure that the last TCS was this year

Keef said...

terrible story. make me sick

Keef said...

makes*

tem said...

"Second, maybe if the principal had been armed it could have saved lives."

nah, just pull all of the troops out of iraq, afghanistan, etc and put 2 of them at every school.

tem said...

i thought it started in dec 2011 and ended sometime in 2012.

Keef said...

ended sometime in 2012.



This year. Got it

tem said...

i was agreeing with you. i just don't type so good when i am sick.

Keef said...

bad typer

Keef said...

maybe since your* sick, you can just lay on the couch and ketchup on ncaa

tem said...

i slept for 34 of 38 hours starting monday at 6.

i at monday at noon and didn't eat again until tuesday at 7pm.

::insert woe here::

i am mobile today. i can play tonight.

Keef said...

i slept for 34 of 38 hours starting monday at 6.




jesus

tem said...

i blamed the mayans

Meiz said...

So I think I'm going to have some serious issues with getting up the driveway in the snow and ice at the new apartment. I am not thrilled with this. And no garage blows, too.

Meiz said...

oh well

tem said...

no garbage? what do you do with your garbage?

tem said...

ah, reading is poor...garage.

jesus i need some sleep

Keef said...

jesus i need some sleep



clearly you haven't had enough this week

Keef said...

So I think I'm going to have some serious issues with getting up the driveway in the snow and ice at the new apartment.


move

Keef said...

whatta gotta chains for the Aveo?

tem said...

call Mr. Plow

Keef said...

TWSS

El Padrino said...

home school kids scare me

i steer clear of those fuckers

Meiz said...

"whatta gotta chains for the Aveo?"


Ha.

But really, I think I might need to buy new tires, which is bullshit because it would be my 3rd set of tires and I'm not even to 50k miles yet.

Meiz said...

"home school kids scare me

i steer clear of those fuckers"


Don't be scared, be prepared

El Padrino said...

"slept for 34 of 38 hours starting monday at 6."


are you eating?

Meiz said...

Our driver that hauls back our produce smells so bad, he made me gag today. Fucking disgusting.

El Padrino said...

feed the cold

Keef said...

are you eating?




tem said...
i at monday at noon and didn't eat again until tuesday at 7pm.

Keef said...

feed the cold



You feed any ailment

Keef said...

which is bullshit because it would be my 3rd set of tires and I'm not even to 50k miles yet.



Stop drag racing

El Padrino said...

"tem said...
i at monday at noon and didn't eat again until tuesday at 7pm."


this is why it's lingering

El Padrino said...

"3rd set of tires"

what kind of tires are you buying cheap ass?

El Padrino said...

SNL had a tribute to the Sandy Hook kids, had a choir of kids singing silent night...it was touching, very nice.

^this

El Padrino said...

isnt Watt on steroids some sort of undetectable kind

El Padrino said...

hgh perhaps

Keef said...

"3rd set of tires"



Whatta gotta Kumhos?

Keef said...

if you don't buy the biggest name brand of a product, your a cheapass


/LP

El Padrino said...

obviously he is buying a shitty brand

El Padrino said...

there are certain things you should be buying the best

tires are probably one of those things

El Padrino said...

goodyear, michelin

industry stalwarts

El Padrino said...

eating oranges is a pain in the ass

Keef said...

Tires fail all the time. The world is an imperfect place

El Padrino said...

yeah if you hit a pothole or something

basic wear and tear, if you rotate them, they should last

Keef said...

that was a movie quote

Keef said...

I knew that


/LP

El Padrino said...

dont know it

Meiz said...

"Whatta gotta Kumhos?"

Hankook

Meiz said...

"goodyear, michelin

industry stalwarts"


I'm not paying $120 a tire for tiny tires.

El Padrino said...

ok so pay $70 3 times instead

makes cents

Meiz said...

"ok so pay $70 3 times instead"

Knows math

El Padrino said...

tell what i do know

i do know that i've never had to even buy tires during my leases

Keef said...

How much are the tires you're buying?

Keef said...

"ok so pay $70 3 times instead"



He's only had to buy them twice

Meiz said...

"i do know that i've never had to even buy tires during my leases"


Your driving requirements are vastly different than mine

El Padrino said...


"He's only had to buy them twice"

right

no one buys a car with no tires

Keef said...

Your driving requirements are vastly different than mine




Bro, do you not remember him talking about driving for days looking for gas?

El Padrino said...

"Your driving requirements are vastly different than mine"

whatta Dom Toretto?

El Padrino said...

tebow dominating ny sports coverage

unreal

Keef said...

I had to google Dom Toretto

El Padrino said...

i had to google your movie line

led me to the some gay pink molly ringwald page

hope your proud of that moment

Keef said...

breakfast club is gay? ok

Meiz said...

irregardless, I'm gonna buy tires other than the Hankooks because I very rarely had to buy new tire for my Cavalier, Contour, and the Cougar(never).

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

get some whitewall tires

Meiz said...

Ha. I don't think so.

Meiz said...

Looking at the General Altimax HP

Keef said...

put some mickey thompsons on that bad boy

El Padrino said...

wall

EL PICKS said...

"I'd rather be cold than hot truthfully."


me too, especially since I sweat like a obese person

Keef said...

wall

Meiz said...

People with good 40 times sweat more than fatsos. Something about the body running more efficiently.

tem said...

"feed the cold"

cmtem said the other way around. although the intrawebs advocate feed the cold.

tem said...

"I had to google Dom Toretto"

i even knew this one. that is shame level 2 for you keef.

tem said...

discount tire man.

get 4 new tires with the replacement things.

when they are close to bald stick a nail in them on the side and go get a new tire.

Meiz said...

Road hazard does not cover sidewall damage.

tem said...

discount tire has these certificates you buy for like $5 each that cover pretty much anything.

tem said...

i have turned several tires in with nails in them for new tires.

i have not put the nail in on my own though. i drive through lots of construction sites for work.

Keef said...

that is shame level 2 for you keef.



oh well

Keef said...

i drive through lots of construction sites for work.




It's ok, tem. Discount Tire is probably not reading this

Meiz said...

I just googled Dom Toretto.

I also had no clue. Fast & Furious sucks except for TOKYO DRIFT!

Meiz said...

Ask Tyler. He'll tell you.

El Padrino said...

fucking gooks

Meiz said...

I'm out

BLUE said...

tokyo drift is ghey

tem said...

your face is the ghey

tem said...

"It's ok, tem. Discount Tire is probably not reading this"

probably not, but i don't want damning evidence on here preventing my 2024 presidential run.

Keef said...

you know the world is ending in 2 days, right?

tem said...

i'm glad that the winthrop coach thinks these shootings were bad.

tem said...

"you know the world is ending in 2 days, right?"

i was thinking about this.

did the mayan calendar have leap years?

isn't their 12-21-12 like 500 days ago?

Keef said...

semantics

tem said...

intrawebs say

"The current era (known to the Mayans as a baktun) does end on December 21, 2012. However, the world will not end; the calendar simply rolls over to the next baktun. It’s very similar to the Gregorian date of January 1, 2000.

And just like we celebrated the beginning of the new millennium, the Mayans would have celebrated the beginning of a new baktun. This was not something to fear."

BLUE said...

no, it said 12/21/2012

don't even try and trip

tem said...

more knowing:

In reality, one solar year is ~365.24219878 days. In order to correct Caesar’s mistake, it was changed in 1582 to a calendar year equal to 365.2425 days. This was done by skipping leap years that were divisible by 100 unless they are also divisible by 400. For instance, the following years would have been leap years under the Julian calendar, but are now skipped: 1500, 1700, 1800, 1900. Likewise, the following leap years were not skipped because they were also divisible by 400: 1600, 2000. This system, known as the Gregorian calendar, is what we use today.

tem said...

more:

The Mayan calendar is very inaccurate when calculating years. Not only did they not account for leap years, they were completely wrong about how many days were in a year. The Mayan “tun” is 360 days long, equivalent of 0.986 years.

However, the date of December 21, 2012, is not based on Mayan tuns. It is based on the total accumulation of days since the beginning of the Mayan calendar. It is commonly accepted that the first date on the Mayan calendar is August 11, 3113 BCE on the Gregorian calendar. Therefore, we must start on that date and count forward in time.

The Mayan baktun is the equivalent of 400 Mayan tuns (years). But remember, their years are only 360 days long. 400 x 360 = 144,000. Therefore, each Mayan baktun is a total of 144,000 days long.

tem said...

i found that on a random website so it must be true

tem said...

now i am going home.

Keef said...

words

Keef said...

now i am going home.




Play 360

El Padrino said...

whens the 720 coming out

Keef said...

july

El Padrino said...

We fully expect the Xbox 720 - if it is indeed to be called that – to launch in time for Christmas 2013.

Keef said...

mize

A Montreal design college admitted Wednesday that three of its students faked a YouTube video that purported to show an eagle snatching up a baby playing in a Montreal park.
The video, titled "Golden Eagles Snatches Kid" and posted Tuesday by MrNuclearCat, shows a bird swooping down, snagging the child off the playground, then dropping him a few seconds later. It has received over 2.7 million views in two days.
"Both the eagle and the kid were created in 3D animation and integrated in to the film afterwards," according to a statement from Centre NAD, which was headlined: "Centre Nad Reassures Montrealers: No Danger of Being Snatched by a Royal Eagle."

El Padrino said...

old news

Keef said...

Today is Wednesday

Meiz said...

God bless

El Padrino said...

i knew that this morning, bout 11am

Keef said...

i knew that this morning, bout 11am



congrats. You deserve a sticker

El Padrino said...

wrestling still packing arena's to the gills huh

mcmahon is a genius

Keef said...

Haven't seen rasslin' in a minute

Keef said...

Bulletproof Backpack Sales Spike After Massacre


Jeezaloo

tem said...

Gun sales spiked too...how is smith and Wesson stock doing?

El Padrino said...

they dont have stock

Keef said...

lock stock & 2 smoking barrels

El Padrino said...

piece

Meiz said...

More reasons why I cannot wait to get my father out of my life:

Motherfucker can't read or pronounce the food on a Chinese menu.

General Tso - General Chow or General Cho (depends on the day)

Szechuan - Sheshan

Meiz said...

Can't stand that fuckin guy

tem said...

Whatta gotta do for an NCAA advance?

Meiz said...

I love how people freak out about snow in Wisconsin. Buncha pussies

tem said...

You said it man.....I know this one guy who is already worried about how he is going to get up and down the driveway when it snows this winter.

Keef said...

Fucking awesome

Meiz said...

This guy's not concerned with the quantity of snow, so much as the angle of ascent.

Keef said...

Blue, mize
Ready to advance to week 15?

Keef said...

Is mize on auto recruit?

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"You said it man.....I know this one guy who is already worried about how he is going to get up and down the driveway when it snows this winter."

that comment was the lov equivalent of the Jordan flu playoff game.... well done, tem

Meiz said...

"Is mize on auto recruit?"

Sure. I've done no recruiting this season.

Keef said...

Fuck Jordan

/TP

Keef said...


Sure. I've done no recruiting this season.



Yeah, I saw the top recruiting classes

Keef said...

So when advancing, if someone has just a green dot, does that mean they're ready?

Meiz said...

Yeah, usually.

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"Fuck Jordan"

goes without saying, but tem's comment was hilarity

tem said...

Green dot means good to go

Keef said...

Yeah, usually.


Ok, then it looks like blue recruited.

Advancing to week 15

Keef said...

goes without saying, but tem's comment was hilarity


Absolutely

Keef said...

TOSU has a rematch with Nebraska

Keef said...

I love how it says "Congratulations! Your team has received a bid to play in the Big Ten Championship in Indianapolis, Michigan on 12/7/2013"

Keef said...

Boise has a big game this week

Keef said...

Big game means resets

BLUE said...

Good luck trying to not to lose to Nebraska again

BLUE said...

Am I playing Utah

Keef said...

Cincy

Keef said...

They are 9th

tem said...

Utah plays the 7th ranked team...better hope they lose.

Jugdish said...

careful tp

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