Friday, December 21, 2012

suck brick kid

"And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, 'Fear not: for behold, I bring unto you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the City of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.' And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host, praising God, and saying, 'Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.'"

Merry Christmas.

Picks:
Atlanta -4
New Orleans +3.0
Tennessee +13.0
Kansas City +6.5
Miami -4.5
San Diego +2.0
Washington -5.5
Pittsburgh -4
St. Louis +3.0
Oakland +9.0
New England -14.5
Houston -7.5
Cleveland +13.0
Chicago -5.5
Baltimore +2.0
San Francisco pick em

175 comments:

tem said...

Flight to ND today....hope the weather holds up.

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

looks like a Linus c&p

tem said...

it is definitely a cnp. el pad can't type that much without making a typing error.

BLUE said...

"Flight to ND today....hope the weather holds up."

probably not a place i'd want to spend time in the winter

BLUE said...

i mean, i know why you're going there, but it still sucks

tem said...

i don't disagree

Keef said...

Say hi to Touchdown Jesus

Aitch said...

"how is everyone downloading music nowadays"

I use gtunes on my phone and then just transfer the songs to my pc.

Keef said...

Is this what the afterlife looks like

Aitch said...

Assassin's Creed or Hitman? Decisions, decisions...

Keef said...

"how is everyone downloading music nowadays"




I download my shows to my PC

/H

Keef said...

Assassin's Creed or Hitman? Decisions, decisions




NCAA 2013

BLUE said...

fucking fumbles

Aitch said...

" Is this what the afterlife looks like"

That would be very depressing and anticlimactic.

BLUE said...

i shoulda destroyed Cincy...i hate when the computer cheats

Aitch said...

"NCAA 2013"

I don't have an xbox, homie.

Keef said...

Assassin's Creed or Hitman? Decisions, decisions


Xbox

Aitch said...

"I download my shows to my PC

/H"

Not your best work.

Keef said...

Cincy jumping from 9th to 3rd is hilarity

Keef said...

Not your best work



Is that what your baby mama told you last night?

Aitch said...

You guys would be waiting on me a lot.

Aitch said...

" Is that what your baby mama told you last night?"

Keep trying.

Keef said...

Oh, that's what she told you

BLUE said...

"Cincy jumping from 9th to 3rd is hilarity"

they beat the #2 team in the cuntry

BLUE said...

i still get to play in a BCS bowl, so not too awful

BLUE said...

Pac-12 should make it 3 straight trips to the championship game next year, as long as i'm in the pac-12

Aitch said...

"Oh, that's what she told you"

Keep trying.

El Padrino said...

"looks like a Linus c&p"

TP wins.

6000 EPCS points

tem said...

why would you be in the pac 12?

El Padrino said...

"Flight to ND today"

doesnt it suck ass going to wife's family

El Padrino said...

Jabari Parker

chooses Duke

fucking krysweizski

tem said...

"doesnt it suck ass going to wife's family"

she hated the 26 hours she had to spend with mine. so i am sure the 155 we are going to spend with hers will go swimmingly.

BLUE said...

"why would you be in the pac 12?"

i petitioned

tem said...

to the new commish or the old commish?

El Padrino said...

the old commish is Vic Mackey

Keef said...

More than 100,000 people are employed by the Christmas tree industry.

tem said...

what?

Keef said...

Blue is moving to the Pac-12 with Idaho

tem said...

what was for the Vic Mackey stuff.

i don't care about the Christmas tree industry news.

tem said...

is it going to be the pac 14?

Keef said...

is it going to be the pac 14?



Colorado is gonna be removed. They are awful

El Padrino said...

what was for the Vic Mackey stuff.

tv talk

tem said...

so pac 13 then?

Keef said...

so pac 13 then?




They have 12 now. Colorado will be removed. Blue will be added. 12-1+1=12

Keef said...

I thought you were a math guy

Keef said...

i still get to play in a BCS bowl, so not too awful



Mize is the only one who didn't make a BCS bowl.

Meiz said...

What bowl did I make?

Keef said...

Outback

Jugdish said...

Outback


bring your A-1 sauce

Keef said...

ha

El Padrino said...

beef o'brady's

El Padrino said...

If a new farm bill is not approved, one from 1949 will go into effect, and milk’s price may reach $6 to $8 a gallon.


damn

El Padrino said...

looks like John Kerry will be new Secretary of State

tem said...

"Blue is moving to the Pac-12 with Idaho"

i thought this meant that Boise State and Idaho were moving to the Pac 12.

Keef said...

i thought this meant that Boise State and Idaho were moving to the Pac 12.




Ah. No

Keef said...

I can't control how you interpret what I say

Keef said...

It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday

El Padrino said...

jesus

El Padrino said...

Arian Foster rewarded each of the Houston Texans’ offensive linemen with a unique gift for paving the way to his third consecutive 1,000-yard season.

The star running back presented each with a Segway personal transporter on Wednesday.

The linemen screamed with delight when they discovered their new toys, and learned how to ride them with help from Foster, who has had one for a while.

Keef said...

::bitchscream::

Keef said...

Saw that on SC yesterday. They showed a video of Foster riding it through the clubhouse. There was some chick standing there as he rode by, she had a grate* ass

El Padrino said...

like where your head is at keef

Keef said...

did you get bglp that cotton candy thing

Keef said...

I was at bed bath & beyond last weekend and saw that. Made a joke about it and got a ::flank stare:: from cmk

El Padrino said...

jack del rio blue, good read

El Padrino said...

"did you get bglp that cotton candy thing"


nope

Aitch said...

Grinch

Meiz said...

"bring your A-1 sauce"

WOOOOOOO!!!

The Badgers love the Outback Bowl.

Meiz said...

"If a new farm bill is not approved, one from 1949 will go into effect, and milk’s price may reach $6 to $8 a gallon."

Soy milk tastes better and is healthier anyway.

tem said...

isn't it $6 to $8 in NYC already?

Keef said...

Soy milk tastes better and is healthier anyway.



tree hugger

tem said...

i don't understand soy milk.

soy is a bean, how can it make milk? i thought milk came from mammals....

tem said...

is it not really milk?

Keef said...

whatta gotta coconut milk?

Keef said...

The wiki entry for soy milk has a picture of a soy milk can. Gross

Meiz said...

This day is awful. Just a shitshow.

tem said...

"whatta gotta coconut milk?"

i have the same issue here

El Padrino said...

Soy milk tastes better and is healthier anyway.

the fuck

tem said...

"Despite the terminology used by consumers, it is illegal to sell soy milk under that name in the European Union, where - with certain exceptions - EC Regulation (1898/87) has restricted the term 'milk' to mammary secretions since 1987; in such countries the term 'soy drink' is commonly used"


i guess i have a european brain.

El Padrino said...

"i thought milk came from mammals...."

we can't help the way you interpret things

/keef


Meiz said...

"the fuck"

Mandog. Go get you a thing of vanilla soy milk and pour that shit in a bowl of cereal. Crushes regular milk.

El Padrino said...

"fucking bean juice in my cereal"

no thanks

no wonder you hate pussy, you eat estrogen

El Padrino said...

why did i quote fucking bean juice sentence?

El Padrino said...

isn't it $6 to $8 in NYC already?

$3.50

El Padrino said...

my kids crush milk

Keef said...

This day is awful. Just a shitshow.



OK LP

El Padrino said...

man i'd be pissed if my wife was an escort

Keef said...

Mandog. Go get you a thing of vanilla soy milk and pour that shit in a bowl of cereal. Crushes regular milk.



So it's flavored milk

Keef said...

$3.50



I paid $1.67 yesterday

El Padrino said...

FOR A GALLON!!!!!!!

HOLY MILK FARTS!

El Padrino said...

Liriano signs with Pirates

El Padrino said...

wonder when the mets will address the outfielder issue

El Padrino said...

or their pitching issue

take your time guys

Meiz said...

"FOR A GALLON!!!!!!!

HOLY MILK FARTS!"


Queef buys the milk in the plastic bags at the gas station & pours it into a pitcher at home

El Padrino said...

kelly brook calendar shoot

Keef said...

Queef buys the milk in the plastic bags at the gas station & pours it into a pitcher at home



::lactose intolerant::

Keef said...

Twins sign Dick Harden

tem said...

"This day is awful. Just a shitshow."


this is true for ohio. good lord work has sucked ass.

Keef said...

what about temhio?

El Padrino said...

i want a hamburger

Keef said...

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

Keef said...

wall

Meiz said...

Okay Wimpy

Keef said...

wall

tem said...

temhio is worst*

tem said...

i just either sent out the smartest ballsiest email i have ever sent or i just sent the dumbest one ever.

tem said...

desparate times.....

EL PICKS said...

"Go get you a thing of vanilla soy milk and pour that shit in a bowl of cereal. Crushes regular milk."


almost exactly what cmkod told me (including to get vanilla and put it on cereal)

I tried it, and did not agree with her (or you I guess)

EL PICKS said...

but, I hate goat milk too, shit's sour


guess I'm a milk snob

tem said...

december 2013 anchorman 2

EL PICKS said...

"Flight to ND today....hope the weather holds up."



Minnikota is expected to be nice all week (even seasonably warm) not sure about Monkota

tem said...

is seasonably warm above 35?

tem said...

or is seasonably warm like 9?

El Padrino said...

what about Manitoba?

El Padrino said...

this is hilarity

Keef said...

guess I'm a milk snob



or normal

Keef said...

If you will only drink soy milk, you're a milk snob

Keef said...

They're letting us leave at 2:00 today. eow

Jugdish said...

I know its old news, but I went to high school about 15 miles from Newtown, CT. Seeig a lot of facebook posts about funerals and such...very sad.,

Jugdish said...

Next Wednesday is an off day...thanks Obama!

NS

BLUE said...

"I know its old news, but I went to high school about 15 miles from Newtown, CT. Seeig a lot of facebook posts about funerals and such...very sad."

still very sad...we never forget

EL PICKS said...

"or is seasonably warm like 9?"


much closer; this time of year, I think the average high is about 15, and low around 0

Keef said...

The low here the other night was right around 0

Meiz said...

"The low here the other night was right around 0"

This is Merica. We use Fahrenheit here

Keef said...

ha

El Padrino said...

America's favorite rapper/restaurateur Flavor Flav is back in business with today's grand opening of Flav's Chicken & Ribs just outside of Detroit in Sterling Heights, Michigan. As previously noted, this marks Flav's third restaurant attempt in the past two years — his Iowa restaurant shuttered after four months and his Vegas restaurant lasted for six months. Here's hoping this is the one that sticks.



good luck flav

El Padrino said...

trying to convince my father in law to cook a goose

El Padrino said...

just spicing up things up

Jugdish said...

Fry a turkey

El Padrino said...

• "Ur a loser. Have fun not having a pro career after duke #dukesucks #UNC"

• "committing to duke???youra joke. UNC is where it's

at.....Hope you never get to the league"

• "Ungodly amounts of respect lost for @JabariParker22 tonight... Duke? Seriously?"


fucking tarheel fans

Jugdish said...

On a suite note...my brother returned to Houston today from an 8 month stint in Kuwait.

Jugdish said...

Just in time for Christmas!

El Padrino said...

wow smanatha steele is purdy*

El Padrino said...

"my brother returned to Houston today from an 8 month stint in Kuwait."


great news

did you thank him for me?

El Padrino said...

busted out the likka's!

kahula, amaretto and zambuca

El Padrino said...

drinking white russians minus the wodka, just kahula and milk

EL PICKS said...

"The nation's largest gun-rights lobby called Friday for armed police officers to be posted in every American school to stop the next killer "waiting in the wings."


Considering it's the NRA, I'm at least happy they note "police" and not "hall monitors"

El Padrino said...

news broke of a mass shooting event in Pennsylvania with multiple casualties, including state troopers.

wft

Keef said...

drinking white russians minus the wodka, just kahula and milk



Use soy milk

/mize

Jugdish said...

did you thank him for me?


yes...sure did

El Padrino said...

hand bells

cool

El Padrino said...

wanna laugh?

have you heard the song christmas shoes? terrible song sad as fuck

Patton Oswalt crushes it

google christmas shoes patton oswalt

your welcome

El Padrino said...

have a good weekend

piece

Meiz said...

I just boat my mom like $40 worth of coffee. Jesus.

Meiz said...

One of my friends' FB statuses are like 90% about booze. We're almost 32, I think it's time to give up college life.

Keef said...

I thought LP deleted his acct

Keef said...

Rose Bowl champs

Keef said...

Beat up those 'cocks

Keef said...

Wall

tem said...

7 degrees in Napoleon.

BLUE said...

Boise has won the orange bowl with a dramatic 75 yd last second TD pass

Keef said...

Nice

Keef said...

Wall

Keef said...

Ryan Freel kilt hisself

EL PICKS said...

suite

just realized

1) my ffball league has a consolation bracket including all teams; and

2) won the first round last week

-3 game winning streak, I'm becoming consoled!!

-fightin for 7th place at this point, at least it will keep my spirits up for a while if Hou beats Minni

EL PICKS said...

cmon Fox

AZ/Chi over NYG/Balt?

nobody outside of IL and AZ should be forced to watch that mess


EL PICKS said...

"Could Tebow have turned around this year's Jaguars in his hometown of Jacksonville? Yes. The Raiders, Chiefs or Bills? Yes. Could he ultimately produce more wins than Jake Locker in Tennessee or even Christian Ponder in Minnesota? I say yes."


I wish Minni would have started Tebow this year (ns); I think he'd be a good fit

-everyone says Jax, but I wouldn't be shocked if he's starting for the Vikes next year

EL PICKS said...

damn, that's one old stray cat strutting around on fox pregame


making me feel old here,

Aitch said...

Tebow goes to Jax. No question. Shaka* Khan wanted him this past offseason and I think will overspend to get him away from the Jets.

Keef said...

Fuck Maclin

Aitch said...

Close battle for the keeper league title...

Keef said...

Bengals!

Aitch said...

Congrats, Keith.

Meiz said...

H is such a richard. Awesome.

EL PICKS said...

wohoo Cinci

knocking out one of my least favorite teams and keeping me alive in the picks league


congrats Keith; hope you guys make a nice run in the playoffs

Aitch said...

"H is such a richard. Awesome."

How so?

Keef said...

Probably the grammar comment

Keef said...

Thanks kod. I would say the same to you, but the person I hate most in the world is a Vikings fan and I don't want him to get any satisfaction of a playoff run

Aitch said...

Yea, I had forgotten about the grammar comment. I thought it was something I had said here.

Aitch said...

I seriously cannot wait until the holidays are over. Fucking Christmas commercials are insufferable.

Aitch said...

You were right about Setzer, Kod. Daaaaaamn.

tem said...

1 fucking degree here

Aitch said...

I won the keeper league. No one cares.

Meiz said...

I'm going to cut out a couple leagues next year so I'll be actually playing the Keeper. LOV Keeper & $$ League. That will be all I'm in in 2013.

Meiz said...

"1 fucking degree here"


I can only hope it's cold like that up at our lake. Make that ice!

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