Tuesday, December 18, 2012

sick

I hate being sick.

100 comments:

El Padrino said...

feed the cold

El Padrino said...

lol jets

El Padrino said...

"He quit his job, sold his flat and traveled everywhere, eating at high-end restaurants and living in hotel rooms in anticipation of December 21," Ng Siu-sun said.

The man used up all the credit in his bank cards and even borrowed money. Unable to change the man's mind, his deeply worried family sought Ng's help.

"If doomsday doesn't arrive, his accumulated debts will definitely become a nightmare," Ng said.



SMAT

Meiz said...

Yesterday, landlady was like "you can move in the weekend of the 29th" and I was all BISH I'M GOING ICE FISHING.

Meiz said...

I'm kind of craving some cheesy tuna noodle crispy.

El Padrino said...

im afriad rex ryan has a mental disease

El Padrino said...

his postgame conference comments are delusional

El Padrino said...

"I'm kind of craving some cheesy tuna noodle crispy."

oh my god that sounds fucking awful

El Padrino said...

"Mark Sanchez has 51 turnovers in the last 30 games."

Phillip Rivers says well done.

Meiz said...

"oh my god that sounds fucking awful"


Shit is delicious. Tuna, Velveeta, cream of mushroom soup, egg noodles, Ruffles.

You ain't on my level, pasta face.

El Padrino said...

barf

BLUE said...

eat a penis

Meiz said...

"barf"

Says the tomato sauce king.

BLUE said...

i think kate uptons tits are getting bigger

El Padrino said...

not the snootyness i just dont like tuna unless it's sushi grade

and cheese with seafood not my game
i dont even care for shrimp parm because of this

El Padrino said...

think kate uptons tits are getting bigger


word

BLUE said...

i don't care for your face

BLUE said...

RIP TCS

Keef said...

It takes 65 tons of paint to cover the Eiffel Tower.

BLUE said...

and 66 tons to cover your face

Keef said...

tuna casserole is delicious

Keef said...

his postgame conference comments are delusional


You should see your comments

El Padrino said...

awesome

good thing im not a head football coach in the nfl then

Keef said...

Yesterday, landlady was like "you can move in the weekend of the 29th" and I was all BISH I'M GOING ICE FISHING.


Bish should of* known better

BLUE said...

yeah, who would want to move into their place over a holiday weekend

El Padrino said...

off the grid

Keef said...

thanks for the warning

Keef said...

Jovan Belcher sent a text message to his secret girlfriend saying he "would shoot" Kasandra Perkins, just months before he killed her and later took his own life, according to the police report obtained by the Kansas City Star.
The newspaper reported Tuesday that the late Kansas City Chiefs linebacker texted the other woman that he "would shoot" the 22-year-old mother of his 3-month-old daughter "if she didn't leave him alone." According to the police report, the secret girlfriend believed Belcher was joking.



I don't think he was joking

Meiz said...

"not the snootyness i just dont like tuna unless it's sushi grade"

snob

Keef said...

yeah that's kinda the definition of food snob

BLUE said...

well that secret girlfriend is most certainly now an accomplice in the murder

Keef said...

That pshycho* CT killer has an alien looking face

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

wall

BLUE said...

wall

BLUE said...

RIP TCS

Keef said...

29/30

Aitch said...

Wall

Aitch said...

Spiff's posts make the front page take forever to load on my phone.

Keef said...

same here

EL PICKS said...

"Students in grades 6 to 12 at Paynesville Area Secondary School were released from school at 11 a.m. today because of air quality issues, suspected of being carbon monoxide exposure.

According to student postings on Twitter, people were fainting at a choir concert Monday evening, and a fire truck and ambulances were at the school then.

This morning, students tweeted that they didn’t feel well and that people were fainting."


what a fucked up deal, I don't even know where to begin, so I won't.

Aitch said...

Pick a place and start. I love me a good Kodrant.

Keef said...

what a fucked up deal, I don't even know where to begin, so I won't.




Never stopped you before

Aitch said...

Actual Facebook statuses:

"5 more months and **** will have either a little baby brother or a little baby sister here. Excited and scared at the same time. I am going to have my hands full with 2 little ones and just me."

"Being pregnant and alone again for the second time really makes me want to just get this year over with and start a new one..."

Here's a crazy thought... USE BIRTH CONTROL!!!

Keef said...

Yeah I'm guessing rational thinking waved goodbye to her long ago

EL PICKS said...

"Parents of children who are doing well in school should consider moving to Michigan, North Carolina, Virginia or Wisconsin, where the flagship state university is a prestigious institution, offering the chance of in-state tuition at a great college."

1) F-U TMQ for not mentioning Minnesota, as the U of M is a very quality school

2) F-U TMQ for not mentioning Minnesota, as Minnesota residents get in-state WI tuition price at UW

EL PICKS said...

"Never stopped you before"


it has, you just didn't realize it because I decided against it and never posted it.

But yeah, I generally do unless I'm mad busy

Aitch said...

" Yeah I'm guessing rational thinking waved goodbye to her long ago"

This^

Keef said...

27/30

BLUE said...

"2) F-U TMQ for not mentioning Minnesota, as Minnesota residents get in-state WI tuition price at UW"

but who wants to live in Minnesota?

BLUE said...

CU is a prestigious school, they just have a shitty football team

Keef said...

but who wants to live in Minnesota?


indians

El Padrino said...

got prelimnary numbers and man are they ugly

El Padrino said...

i'm returning all the kids xmas gifts

s

Keef said...

Fucking moron

El Padrino said...

mets acquired Collin Cowgill

champyunship!*

El Padrino said...

Shaquille O’Neal is launching his own line of vodka — sensationally titled “Luv Shaq.”… We’re told Luv Shaq comes in coconut flavor, and the bottle features an image of O’Neal with giant wings.

- New York Post.

Keef said...

Luckily for him, the Vodker market isn't too saturated


(S)

El Padrino said...

serious

El Padrino said...

although Ciroc has taken off

Keef said...

"although Ciroc has taken off"

Yeah, but it's also been around for a while, maybe 10 years? And it's owned by Diageo, who's like the biggest name in the spirits business

El Padrino said...

true, i think diddy helped that brand out

El Padrino said...

i think i will buy some diageo stock soon

Keef said...

I fucking hated Diageo when I was at my last job. They threw money & gifts around to buyers like it was nothing

El Padrino said...

they own like the best brands in the liquor industry

they can do that

Keef said...

they can do that



Technically, it's illegal. But yeah, they dgaf

El Padrino said...

"Technically, it's illegal."

look the other way Kevin

Aitch said...

Walk away Kevin*

*fixed

BLUE said...

"Technically, it's illegal."

it's just frowned upon...like masturbating on planes

BLUE said...

fucking BCS


utar is now tied with me for #2

BLUE said...

how the hell did utar get good on this game?

Keef said...

fucking utar

Keef said...

I can live with an undefeated Utar being ranked ahead of me. I can't live with a 1 loss Boise being ranked ahead of me

El Padrino said...

McElroy starting for Jets now

El Padrino said...

best sports science ever

BLUE said...

i need more guys with dreads/braids on my team

BLUE said...

ready to move on past week 14

Keef said...

I'll recruit when I get home

Keef said...

mize, go ahead and change that commissionership over

Keef said...

keef goodell

BLUE said...

tem still needs to play this week anyway

Keef said...

fucking tem

Keef said...

tem's dying or something, so he can't play

El Padrino said...

im fucking leaving

im disgusted with this industry
you people and your fucking welfare

FREE THE WHITE MAN!

El Padrino said...

piece

Meiz said...

People actually drink Ciroc? I just always thought it was something we laughed at Puffy about for being a herb.

Meiz said...

Kevin is now the commissioner

Keef said...

mize is suspended for the 2014 season for running a shitty offense

BLUE said...

first act as commish is to make tOSU play in the BCS title game

EL PICKS said...

"but who wants to live in Minnesota?"



safe, clean, well educated, strong job market, low cost of living, and natural beauty all around.

the downside is the cold, but it's not much worse than oppressive heat








BLUE said...

utar isn't undefeated

BLUE said...

they lost to oregon

Jugdish said...

the downside is the cold, but it's not much worse than oppressive heat

thats what i tell texans about the cold

Aitch said...

I'd rather be cold than hot truthfully. If you're outdoors in the cold, you can always bundle up and add layers to be warmer. If you're outdoors in the heat, your options are limited.

Keef said...

first act as commish is to make tOSU play in the BCS title game



Exactly

Keef said...

utar isn't undefeated



That's fine. They didn't lose to me

BLUE said...

have to have good losses

your loss sucks

mine is good

BLUE said...

you wanna play for a title,

don't lose

Keef said...

I have a better victory

BLUE said...

new shiz

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