Monday, December 10, 2012

RG-KNIII!!!

Brutal, supposedly no serious damage , I am skeptical. Nice win though.

Fucking fantasy playoffs, was down 6 with Leshoure/Jennings/Owen Daniels against Texans D. Thought I was set, but now it's only Owen+2 vs. Texans D, shitting bricks, cmon fucking Pats, run up the score tonight. WFT, If I lose having gotten 46 from Seattle D, son...RIP Spiff.

Damn, BJ Penn lost pitifully. He needs to retire or give it another shot at LW and retire if he still sucks there.

Pacquiao died for a minute:

Good night sweet princeiao:

Of course someone updated Manny's wiki right after:

Mcdonalds serving breakfast starting at midnight now around here, so suite, but haven't taken advantage of it yet.

I always panic when it comes time to buy gifts, think I'm not going to be able to find anything, but then I always do, still panicking right now though.

Titus Young hilarity:
"The receiver continually complained to coaches and teammates that he should be getting the ball more because he's better than Johnson"

WFT is this shit, NFL edition[Dolphins player regarding week 13 game against Pats]: "It really (ticked) me off," backup defensive tackle Tony McDaniel said, according to The Palm Beach Post. "It was disrespectful to us to run the same play over and over and be successful.: "Normally when somebody's driving down the field, you just think, 'Well, they just had a good run there,' but you run the same play over and over, as a competitor, that (ticks) me off."

Is this fucking idiot serious?

Ray Lewis is gonna have the Justin Tuck facemask when he comes back:

Hate to do this, but it's my duty:
Oh shit, a camera

Just look away

fuck, they got me

To wash your eyes:
dem tits

dat ass

Following up on that previous youtube vid I posted, a 13 minute compilation of driving in Russia:

Don't even have to watch the whole thing for it to be awesome.

One of my favorite GIFs:

I wish for an NFLer to become aware of it and use it as a TD dance.

If and only if you have watched the movie "Flight", watch this, fucking hilarity. Don;t do yourself a disservice and watch it without watching Flight first. If you end up watching it when it comes out on DVD/netflix, remember to come back to this:

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Meiz said...

My guns are sore.

Keef said...

Spiff wins

Meiz said...

Goddman snowstorm in Minnesota is wrecking my shit today.

Meiz said...

But not really in a bad way

tem said...

spiff is already a top 3 LOV poster of all time.

tem said...

do the eddie murphy or nathan fillion things say stuff?

tem said...

is the nathan fillion thing from firefly? loved that show.

every show i like gets cancelled.

tem said...

woe

Aitch said...

Love the title of this post. Well done, Spiff.

BLUE said...

fucking bastard


at least she's not pregnant

tem said...

who, mila?

BLUE said...

went to a christmas party on saturday, kids included.

there was a dude there that was from NY. Everytime his kid stepped out of line, he'd joke to the kid about some rapper getting shot. Then he said "hey, that's how tupac got shot in the alley on the streets of New York"

I told the kid, "don't worry kid, tupac got shot in Vegas", which completely ruined his dad's street cred, but made everyone laugh very much.

BLUE said...

"who, mila?"

yeah, or the look alike that spiff found

tem said...

look at it this way. she is now more attainable.

thanks be to spiff.

Keef said...

A speck of blood contains about 5 million red blood cells.

Keef said...

do the eddie murphy or nathan fillion things say stuff?



no

Keef said...

went to a christmas party on saturday, kids included.



awful

El Padrino said...

"there was a dude there that was from NY. Everytime his kid stepped out of line, he'd joke to the kid about some rapper getting shot. Then he said "hey, that's how tupac got shot in the alley on the streets of New York"

must be referring to the time Tupac got shot in NY

El Padrino said...

terriffic post

El Padrino said...

tem is a cooler for NBC

El Padrino said...

can't believe both the cowboys and skins won pretty much last second

El Padrino said...

KIRK COUSINS!

tem said...

"tem is a cooler for NBC"

what does this even mean?

El Padrino said...

stephen jackson tweet is fucking gold

Meiz said...

"stephen jackson tweet is fucking gold"

What tweet? Stack Jack blocked me.

BLUE said...

"must be referring to the time Tupac got shot in NY"

that's not what he's referring to


to be honest, if the guy didn't have a wife and kids at the party, i'd have thought he was gay

El Padrino said...

"tem is a cooler for NBC"

what does this even mean?"

means you are paid by NBC to watch a show so it gets cancelled

you don't know the term "cooler" in regards to casino's?

El Padrino said...

"to be honest, if the guy didn't have a wife and kids at the party, i'd have thought he was gay"

could still be gay

Travolta, John

El Padrino said...

What tweet? Stack Jack blocked me.

"San Antonio's Stephen Jackson was fined $25,000 by the NBA Sunday for a "hostile statement" he sent to the Thunder's Serge Ibaka over Twitter.





Jackson



Ibaka got tangled up with Metta World Peace of the Los Angeles Lakers during a game on Friday, which earned both players technical fouls. Jackson took to Twitter to defend World Peace, a friend and former teammate.



"Somebody tel serg Abaka. He aint bout dis life. Next time he run up on me im goin in his mouth. That's a promise. He doin 2 much," he tweeted."

Meiz said...

"Travolta, John"

Cruise, Tom

El Padrino said...

how in the fuck did RGII not suffer any structual damage

god damn i watched that like 100 times shit aint spose' to happen like that

Meiz said...

I've had this terrible scab in my left nostril for like 2 weeks. Shit hurts.

Meiz said...

You know what isn't funny?

Helping an engineer move. Fuckers got jokes for every damn thing.

Meiz said...

And then they can't do the simple tasks because they overthink everything.

El Padrino said...

I've had this terrible scab in my left nostril for like 2 weeks. Shit hurts.

AIDS

El Padrino said...

Bo knows Bows

El Padrino said...

spoiler

i'm now petrified of Bo Jackson because he can kill me with a bow and arrow

tem said...

bo can kill in many ways.

tem said...

ban the bow and arrow. it is too dangerous.

El Padrino said...

back to back Mannings for the Ravens this week and the next

El Padrino said...

cam cameron fired

Keef said...

ban the bow and arrow. it is too dangerous.



::nodding::

/that community college teacher in Wyoming

El Padrino said...

fucking China

El Padrino said...

i wonder who doug flutie voted for in the Heisman

El Padrino said...

hope NBC flexes out of Chargers/Jets in two weeks

El Padrino said...

why didnt ravens go for two on their last score?

up 27-20, gor for two skins need td, then ball back, then drive for fg in less than 5 minutes

maybe that's why cam got firrred

El Padrino said...

im just sour skins won

cmon Cleveland

El Padrino said...

new cheerleader for Tampa Bay can dance yo

Keef said...

why didnt ravens go for two on their last score?

up 27-20, gor for two skins need td, then ball back, then drive for fg in less than 5 minutes



Maybe that's why you're not calling plays on offense

BLUE said...

you never go for 2 when you're ahead

BLUE said...

make the other team get the 2pt conversion

BLUE said...

"new cheerleader for Tampa Bay can dance yo"

fucking asians

Keef said...

you never go for 2 when you're ahead



You go for 2 if you're ahead by 1 or 5

El Padrino said...

make the other team get the 2pt conversion

loss

be aggreesive, i know it's not on the back of the chart but you lose absolutely nothing by going for two and gain a two possession lead if you do

no risk, high reward

BLUE said...

there is risk

if you go for one, you force the other team to go for 2. Which has like a 70% fail rate.

if you go for 2, and don't get it, again you only have a 30% likelihood of getting the 2pt conversion, then you give the other team a 99.9% chance of tying you with a touchdown as opposed to a 30% chance.

El Padrino said...

Three women dining at restaurant/bar Chilly D's Sports Lounge in the Cameo Club Casino in Stockton, CA were shocked to discover their server had identified them as "fat girls" on their receipt at the end of a meal.

hilarity

BLUE said...

it's all about odds and statistics.


you're right, if you go for 2 and get it, you win the game.


if you go for 2 and don't get it, you look like a fool because they tie you easier with a TD.

BLUE said...

and NFL coaches are always going to go for the "not look like a fool" approach

BLUE said...

"maybe that's why cam got firrred"

that's Harbaugh's call anyway, he would be the one who decides to go for 1 or 2.

maybe Cam got fired because he suggested going for 2.

El Padrino said...

"maybe that's why cam got firrred"

that's Harbaugh's call anyway,

that was a joke

Keef said...

no risk, high reward



awesome

BLUE said...

hilarity

dwight howard can take some lessons from this guy

El Padrino said...

"if you go for 2 and don't get it, you look like a fool because they tie you easier with a TD."


fool is harsh, for a guy like Harbaugh who is probably in the top 3 of job security, just thought it would be a nice gamble there

obviously their defense couldnt make a play even with an immobile QB throwing a few passes and that's why they lost

was just an idea

BLUE said...

he'd be second guessed a ton more if they went for it and didn't get it.

El Padrino said...

yeah guess so

grow some balls

BLUE said...

re: NCAA13


got the #1QB...and 2 five star WRs.

my offense be blazing next year yo

Keef said...

I'm loading up on D with 5 star guys

Keef said...

which is probably dumb because my D is the strong part of my team. I can't do shit on offense

BLUE said...

i'm holding out hope for a couple of 5 star LBs

and i just always recruit a shit-ton of CBs, figuring i'll just have to play nickel all the time.

Keef said...

i'm holding out hope for a couple of 5 star LBs


I think you're #1 for an OLB right now. I jumped in late on him and I think I'm 4th right now

Keef said...

I've gotten two 5 star ATH. I'm hoping one of them is a WR. He's like 6'5, 220

EL PICKS said...

"spiff is already a top 3 LOV poster of all time."


^^^^^^^^^^^


GOLD Jerry, GOLD

-sorry, Blue put me in a Seinfeld frame of mind while catching up from yesterday

EL PICKS said...

"Goddman snowstorm in Minnesota is wrecking my shit today."


thankful that mostly missed us up here

EL PICKS said...

must be referring to the time Tupac got shot in NY


"Now it's all about Versace, you copied my style

Five shots couldn't drop me. I took it and smiled"

EL PICKS said...

"ban the bow and arrow. it is too dangerous."


chuckle, sdkod2 and sskod had to take up the bow and arrow for a while; that's what happens when you love hunting and get hit w/ a felony


in theory at least


-random kod fact; I am very good with a crossbow, but have never even touched a gun (ns)

Keef said...

there were a boat-load of gangs at my school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff.

El Padrino said...

napolean

Spaceman Spiff said...

"is the nathan fillion thing from firefly? loved that show."

Castle

El Padrino said...

man rihanna really loves the cock

Keef said...

bet you never thought you'd have something in common with her

BLUE said...

she really loves the CB cock


/fized

El Padrino said...

"bet you never thought you'd have something in common with her"

word she is a bad typer too

El Padrino said...

i hope the Jets make the playoffs, will set them back another year at the least

Spaceman Spiff said...

oh shit, caldwell is "replacing" cameron? guess harbaugh will be calling the plays now

Keef said...

word she is a bad typer too



Talk about meant to be

Meiz said...

"-random kod fact; I am very good with a crossbow"

Minus well be a gun

BLUE said...

"oh shit, caldwell is "replacing" cameron? guess harbaugh will be calling the plays now"

just in time for the broncos game

will get to see lots of shots of caldwell standing there looking lost

EL PICKS said...

still bitter about the Renaissance Fair incident though

Few years back, I went with my sister, mom and niece (who was like 5 or 6).

They have those dumb games you can never win, including a game/chance to win a crossbow, you just have to hit the bullseye smaller than a dime. I hate those games, but wanted to show off in front of my niece.

Awful sight and all, I nailed it right in the center of the bullseye. Dude running the game puts his eye about 1 milimeter from the target, and refuses to give me my crossbow because he states a sliver of the arrow was outside the target (which was bullshit, it couldn't have been more dead center). At first I thought he was kidding, but when I found out he wasn't, I had to be restrained.... I wasn't going after him, I was going after an extra arrow

BLUE said...

marcus lattimore is going to enter the NFL draft?

seriously?

i guess he'll get paid to rehab as opposed to sitting in school and rehabbing

Keef said...

fucking kod

Keef said...

If I was a player, I'd hate this shit. Shut up, dad

Keef said...

marcus lattimore is going to enter the NFL draft?

seriously?



McGahee

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Fred Jackson out 2-3 weeks"

damn, bad for anyone going up against spiller next week


Keef said...

Colorado has hired San Jose State's Mike MacIntyre as its next coach, sources told ESPN.com's Ted Miller on Monday.




Champyunship!

Keef said...

damn, bad for anyone going up against spiller next week



Me, in my $ league, I think.

Keef said...

Just checked. yeah, it's me. Goddamn

EL PICKS said...

well, won one of leagues yesterday, finishing both seasons out at 3-11


hopefully the law of averages will rule in my favor next season

EL PICKS said...

but, for a team named after Spurgeon Wynn, I suppose 3-11 is still better than its namesake

Keef said...

wall

Spaceman Spiff said...

me too, but i'm jinxing myself and will not make it out this week

BLUE said...

"McGahee"

yes, but...mcgahee's injury wasn't as bad


I figure he'll get drafted by somebody in the 3rd or 4th round looking to take a flyer. He'll make the minimum, 400k isn't too bad for a dude to rehab all year.

El Padrino said...

manziel's dad reaction was suite

cool moment

Keef said...

yes, but...mcgahee's injury wasn't as bad


It was probably close, no? And McGahee's injury was also 3 months later

Keef said...

400k isn't too bad for a dude to rehab all year.

TWHNBS

BLUE said...

mcgahee was just ACL

Meiz said...

I have never watched a Heisman ceremony

El Padrino said...

last 5 min kid

El Padrino said...

it's drama

El Padrino said...

DeMarco Murray is pretty good

Spaceman Spiff said...

"mcgahee was just ACL"

MCL too

'The damage appeared to be less serious than expected. Doctors found torn anterior cruciate and medial collateral ligaments but no tear to the posterior collateral ligament. '

Keef said...

mcgahee was just ACL



Ah ok. I thought it was more

Keef said...

last 5 min kid



^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The rest of it sucks

Keef said...

but no tear to the posterior collateral ligament



I tore that in hike school. That shit hurt

BLUE said...

mcgahee also didn't tear an ACL in his other knee the previous year though

BLUE said...

i guess i agree with his decision.

no time like the present.

could fuck himself over if he redshirts and can never come back, won't get a dime from the NFL.

Keef said...

mcgahee also didn't tear an ACL in his other knee the previous year though




How does that affect anything?

Keef said...

He should get Drew Rosenhaus

Meiz said...

"He should get Drew Rosenhaus"

Is he still a thing?

Meiz said...

Whatta gotta Gary Sheffield?

Meiz said...

MELO!! ----------------------------->

Keef said...

Rosenhaus currently represents approximately 150 players, many of whom are former All-Pro selections or NFL stars: Rex Grossman, Chad Johnson, Santana Moss, Kellen Winslow Jr, Jeremy Shockey, Frank Gore, DeSean Jackson, Anquan Boldin, Brian Cushing, Lance Briggs, Dez Bryant, and others

Keef said...

He doesn't rep McGahee now

El Padrino said...

drew likes hurricanes

EL PICKS said...

"After breaking even in the first season at the Sanford Center – which coincided with BSU’s first season in the WCHA – the men’s hockey program needed more than $250,000 from the university to remain afloat last season, and school officials are projecting a greater sum of money when the books are closed on the 2012-13 season."


and with the WCHA disbanding, it will get much, much worse...not good times for Benji state

EL PICKS said...

"After season and comp tickets are accounted for, the women have drawn, on average 68 paying spectators this season, according to the most recent numbers provided by BSU. Last season, the school spent $878,428 on the Beaver women’s team."


funny how this is both a hockey town, and a town being dragged under by hockey

El Padrino said...

As you well know, some of us have been lucky not to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the various social events over the years. A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a far too many beers and then topped it off with four or five margaritas. Not a good idea.
Knowing full well I was at least slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before: I took a taxi home. Sure enough I passed a police road block, but because it was a taxi, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise. I have never driven a taxi before and am not sure where I got it.

El Padrino said...

A couple were Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.

As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around.

She was quite upset because they had a lot to do.

Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.

In a soft, calm, voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelery store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelery store.”;

He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."

Meiz said...

El Pad's mom has been sending him emails

Keef said...

13/32

Keef said...

Benji Beavers. Awesome

El Padrino said...

28/32 teams correct

WORK

Keef said...

As you well know, some of us have been lucky not to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the various social events over the years. A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a far too many beers and then topped it off with four or five margaritas. Not a good idea.
Knowing full well I was at least slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before: I took a taxi home. Sure enough I passed a police road block, but because it was a taxi, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise. I have never driven a taxi before and am not sure where I got it.




Is this NS? It looks like a cnp.

ns

El Padrino said...

would have gotten all 32 if it werent for time

Keef said...

would have gotten all 32 if it werent for time




Everyone would

El Padrino said...

"Is this NS? It looks like a cnp.

ns"

it is a cnp, it's a corny joke

El Padrino said...

Everyone would

sure

Keef said...

it is a cnp, it's a corny joke



Ah. I didn't catch the "I have never driven a taxi before"

Keef said...

knows reading

El Padrino said...

seth rogen movie with streisand

isn't he too young to be just to be doing a movie for a paycheck?

El Padrino said...

snl was pretty bad

El Padrino said...

Django looks aight

i'll see that next June
havent been to the movies since Dark Knight

El Padrino said...

RGIII sprain is lowest type, no damage period despite earlier reprts.

Keef said...

I want to see that Zero Dark Thirty movie

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Mike Shanahan: RG3 has Grade 1 sprain of lateral collateral ligament in right knee. No damage to ACL, other ligaments. Status is day-to-day "

Christmas miracle











if true

El Padrino said...

"I want to see that Zero Dark Thirty movie"

me too there is another one in my netflix queue about osama capture

EL PICKS said...

looks like it's going to be Washington and Seattle as the NFC Wild Cards

Spaceman Spiff said...

EPs worst food nightmare

all rolled into 1

Spaceman Spiff said...

"looks like it's going to be Washington and Seattle as the NFC Wild Cards"

nice jinx

El Padrino said...

Serbian tennis champ Novak Djokovic has bought the world's entire supply of donkey cheese for his Belgrade restaurant, Novak. Yes, donkey cheese is a thing that exists. It's called pule. According to the Daily Mail, it tastes like Manchego but is richer and also, at £400 (US $644)/pound, a hell of a lot more expensive. Supposedly, it is only made by one farm in rural Serbia, and now Djokovic owns their entire 2013 output for his restaurant.


strange

El Padrino said...

"EPs worst food nightmare"

just dry heaved at the site* of that

ns

EL PICKS said...

No Djok?

Keef said...

EPs worst food nightmare



nasty

Keef said...

No Djok?



heyoooooooo

El Padrino said...

great weekend for boxing

Keef said...

Bobby Petrino has agreed to become the next coach at Western Kentucky and will return to college football eight months after he was fired at Arkansas, the Hilltoppers said Monday

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Redskins had renowned Dr. James Andrews on sideline, who cleared RG3 to return to the game without serious risk. "

Meiz said...

"i'll see that next June"

::squints at screen::

::is puzzled::

El Padrino said...

"Redskins had renowned Dr. James Andrews on sideline, who cleared RG3 to return to the game without serious risk. "

saw him in the trench coat
he is Bo's dr.

Meiz said...

"great weekend for boxing"

Or not.

BLUE said...

30/32

Meiz said...

Almost forgot.

Happy Chanukah, EP, ya big greasy Jew!

Keef said...

Floyd has noone to blame but hisself

BLUE said...

"saw him in the trench coat
he is Bo's dr."

he's the auburn team doc

BLUE said...

"Ah. I didn't catch the "I have never driven a taxi before"

also must have missed the "next" button on the sporcle

Keef said...

so must have missed the "next" button on the sporcle



Because of my score? I'm blockt* at work, so it was on my phone. And you have to scroll up & down because the screen is too small

BLUE said...

ah, i c

Keef said...

I should of* hit reset

BLUE said...

bitter much there #4

Keef said...

ha.

Keef said...

I think I'm like .01 behind you in BCS rankings

BLUE said...

i'm gonna be super pissed if Utar jumps me for the #2 spot

BLUE said...

.991 to .978


but utar his .989

BLUE said...

i bet tem throws the game against Texas just so he doesn't have to play me or you

BLUE said...

i had to go big on the style points this week

48-0 over USF, tried the 2ptr to get to 50 but failed

Keef said...

tried the 2ptr to get to 50 but failed



atta boy

/LP

Keef said...

I think I have Michigan this week at Ann Arbor

El Padrino said...

LOSS.

Keef said...

Probably

Keef said...

This lady lived acrosst* the street from my mom

El Padrino said...

fucking Facebook

Keef said...

Bendo fights with a toothpick in his mouf

El Padrino said...

and a ginny t

Meiz said...

Brandon Jennings is so fucking corny

El Padrino said...

piece

Meiz said...

"BRANDON JENNINGS ‏@justryod3

I put on for Trillwaukee. "


Seriously, what is this shit

Keef said...

oh that brandon

Spaceman Spiff said...

" Dez Bryant has torn ligaments in his finger, will have season-ending surgery, placed on IR "

damn, romo vs saints is during championship week

BLUE said...

"oh that brandon"


^^^^^^

tem said...

26-32

tem said...

"i bet tem throws the game against Texas just so he doesn't have to play me or you"

WaVa is winning in shitty ways. starting RB is hurt. backup gets hurt a lot. QB sucks and gets hurt a lot. Backup QB is worse.

defense is bad unless I control the player.

tem said...

i am just stringing together shit hoping that i get to play one of you two or utah for the title.

Keef said...

WaVa is winning in shitty ways



So your* Notre Dame

Keef said...

Fuck Utar

tem said...

"So your* Notre Dame"

good analogy. yes.

Keef said...

wall

BLUE said...

kod, family court question


if the father of a child found out that the mother's parents had a shitload of money, can he somehow get a hold of that money? or is he somehow entitled?

BLUE said...

lets assume the mother and the father of the child are not married

BLUE said...

for assumption's sake

BLUE said...

i could see him using that as an argument to get out of paying child support, but not to get access to the family fortune

Meiz said...

Baaaaaaahahahahahahahaha

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