Friday, December 07, 2012

picks & thoughts

Next Monday night game is Titans/Jets. EL OH EL.
Schefter was on sportscenter wearing hipster glasses.  Man I really want to kill hipsters.
Sportscenter is such shit nowadays remember when it was gold?  Keef Olbermann/Dan Patrick nightly show.  Now they argue about whether ot not Kobe is the greatest Laker of all time.  Or which Heisman candidate will be the best pro.  Speaking of Heizy* imagine being Collin Klein and being the third wheel invite having absolutely no shot at all at winning this thing.  I mean it's all Manziel and Teo at this point.  Everyone knows this.  Klein is the Ross Perot of this shit.

Speaking of Ross hope you guys are aware he is one of the best businessmen in American History.  That is no hyperbole my friend.  Might be one of the only guys to sell two holding companies to two corp giants for 2 billion plus TWICE in his career.

Fuck Kobe.  And fuck Jordan too.  Assholes.

When Oreos dye the cream filling it fucking infuriates me.  Red cream.  Dick move bro.

Bruce Lee would win UFC if he were alive today.

Had off yesterday worked most of the day.  So far it's been fun being the main boss.  S. 

PICKS

St. Lou +3 over BUFFALO
Jeff Fisher's stache vs. Chain Gailey's dentures?  WHO YA GOT.

CINCY -3 over Dallas
Funny thing about the Giants loss was pretending that Dallas would have a shot at the division going into the last game with Washington.  Maybe the Redskins will have that shot.  Dallas will lose two more, this one for sure.  Cincy has played really well for quite some time now.

Kc +6.5 over BROWNS
Since when are the Browns allowed to give points?

COLTS -5.5 over Titans
I agree with Freak.  Luck has been better.  RGIII is running a gimmick offense. To some extent.  And has a power running game to rely on.

Bears -3 over VIKES
Keep.  Pace. With. Green Bay. Setting. Up. Showdown.

Steelers over San Diego, line don't matter.  Hope it snows.  Interested to see how many picks Rivers will throw in the snow.

TAMPA -7.5 over Philly
Got nothing.  Philly playing out the string is all I have to say about that.  Fucking Bryce Brown ending my fantasy season stings the nostrils.  Hope his momma dies.

Baltimore +2.5 over the RGIII's
No Suggs it seems.  Just think Baltimore is pissed off they just lost to Charlie Fucking Batch at home. 

Atlanta -3.5 over CAROLINA
Fly Falcons Fly.

JAX +2.5 over Jets
Never picking the Jets ever again.  Ever.  If I do please smack my face.

Miami +10 over SF
10?  Miami is fiesty. 10 seems high.

SEATTLE -10 over Arizona
10?  Arizona offense blows?  10 seems low.

GB -7 over Det
Rodgers numbers still sick ya know. 

NE-3.5 over Houston
It's cold.

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Aitch said...

I need a translator to read EP's posts.

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"Fuck Kobe.  And fuck Jordan too.  Assholes"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

and fuck lebron.... good Knicks win

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

butch jones is the new Derek Dooley

Jugdish said...

“Here’s where I stand: I do not want to see the Second Amendment repealed. ... People should be allowed to own guns for their own protection. Obviously, those who are hunters. ... Access to guns is too easy in some cases. I don’t see any reason a citizen should be able to arm himself in some states in ways only police or military should — to have a virtual militia [by] mail order or gun shows. Why do you need a semi-automatic weapon? What possible use is there?

Jugdish said...

That's from the Costas follow up interview to what he talked about on gun control. i agree with him to a point.

Jugdish said...

i am not a gun owner, but i live in texas, where a lot of poeple own guns. i don't see any issue with owning a semi automatic weapon. however, i don't see the need to own a fully automatic weapon

Jugdish said...

i know a lot of people who own guns, some have multiple guns. my old roomate had a lot of guns including an assault rifle that he built.

Jugdish said...

people scream about gun control a lot when something tragic like the Belcher thing happens, or the kid shot in Jacksonville. What you never hear stories on are the incidents where the guns were used as protection or a deterrant.

my MILs friend has a CHL and had her gun in a mall parking lot in broad daylight...prevented a robbery.

I had a friend who was being tailgated by a guy trying to get him to pull over to fight...road rage. My friend had a gun underneath his seat and just showed the guy...who immediately drove off.

Jugdish said...

what changes need to be made? if you outlaw semiautomatic weapons, he could have still shot her with a shot gun

Jugdish said...

the issue is not the people who get their guns legally...its the people who get them illegally.

Jugdish said...

I need a translator to read EP's posts.



or booze...

Jugdish said...

i think i will get a handgun eventually though. The evacuation for hurricane rita a few years ago makes me lean towards getting a gun.


Jugdish said...

that and the movie Wrong Turn


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Keef said...

I love me some Eliza Dushku

I Love NY said...

Semi-auto isn't an issue.

Regardless, you don't go out & drop $400-$700 on a handgun without the mindset that you're gonna maybe get to shoot a motherfucker with it.

Jugdish said...

I completely agree with one thing Whitlock said..."Nations as big and powerful as ours die from internal — not external — wounds."

El Padrino said...

i dont like guns

they kill people

Jugdish said...

Semi-auto isn't an issue.


i just mentioned that because costas did. i can see making background checks more strict, but other than that, I believe what i said earlier..."the issue is not the people who get their guns legally...its the people who get them illegally."

Jugdish said...

Semi-auto isn't an issue.



your face is an issue

Jugdish said...

your face is an issue



2006 called, they want their joke back

/mize

I Love NY said...

"i just mentioned that because costas did. i can see making background checks more strict, but other than that, I believe what i said earlier..."the issue is not the people who get their guns legally...its the people who get them illegally."

Fair enough, but if we're using the Belcher incident as a reference point, all of his firearms were legally registered in his name.

Jugdish said...

i ate a delicious jalapeno hotdog this morning

related...im hungover

El Padrino said...

which is exactly why i dont know why costas ran his mouth

Jugdish said...

Fair enough, but if we're using the Belcher incident as a reference point, all of his firearms were legally registered in his name.


right. he passed whatever background checks they have. I can't speak to exactly what they check, but he can't have a criminal history.

so if people want to change gun laws to prevent things like the belcher thing from happening, there have to be some radical changes, no?

Jugdish said...

then you are getting into repealling the 2nd amendment thing

Jugdish said...

sometimes people just loose their damn mind

El Padrino said...

my mind is always loose

El Padrino said...

it does p90x every morning

Jugdish said...

i spelled it like that on purpose

Jugdish said...

i do that here, but not in work emails.

I Love NY said...

"so if people want to change gun laws to prevent things like the belcher thing from happening, there have to be some radical changes, no?"


Almost 2013, broski. We're not out here defending homesteads against invading kingdoms and savages anymore. People have problems? They can get shotguns and rifles. I feel having a shotgun or a rifle makes the trigger man a much more judicious shooter. You can't just throw a suppressor on there and hide that bad boy in your pocket or chuck it in the river.

I Love NY said...

"sometimes people just loose their damn mind"

Indeed. You can't stop crazy once crazy shows up to the party.

I Love NY said...

"it does p90x every morning"


Is that the Chuck Liddell thing?

El Padrino said...

"i do that here, but not in work emails"

funny you say that anyone see that infomercial for Dragon? It's a voice to pc program allowing you to just say what you want typed.

they go down a laundry list of reasons why you'd need this and the last one is "bad typer"

i lol'd

I Love NY said...

Not gonna lie, I dig the Melo avi. Melo's my man when he's either in the zone or off the court.

El Padrino said...

everytime Rasheed chucks a three i look away

El Padrino said...

raymond felton crossed over haslem last night like whoa

I Love NY said...

"everytime Rasheed chucks a three i look away"

It was BAD last night. I focused on him for a while, and he has zero legs left.

I Love NY said...

"raymond felton crossed over haslem last night like whoa"

Tubby Ray was hoopin' last night. I like Ray Felton.

Keef said...

Elvis Presley once played a benefit concert raising $50,000 for the USS Arizona memorial.

Keef said...

Never forget

Keef said...

Unless you're a NYer

BLUE said...

how can we forget, fucking people keep shoving it in our faces

Keef said...

twss

Keef said...

Baltimore Ravens linebacker Terrell Suggs had to surrender several firearms stemming from a domestic case involving his girlfriend, Suggs' attorney told the Baltimore Sun on Thursday.

I Love NY said...

Has H told his new bandmates that both band names are awful yet?

El Padrino said...

"I focused on him for a while, and he has zero legs left."

still effective, just not from beyond the arc and only in 5 min stretches

15 minutes a night is just fine with me

El Padrino said...

plus he is the MSG class clown now, crowd eats him up

BLUE said...

"Has H told his new bandmates that both band names are awful yet?"

fake bands


/fized

Keef said...

H has a new band?


S

Keef said...

makes sense. A guy like him can only stay out of the limelight so long.

tem said...

more guns is the solution.

if chick had a gun she could have shot him.

BLUE said...

she did have guns, lots of them

tem said...

people won't be prone to shoot up a bunch of people if the probability of them shooting back increases.

nobody ever road rage shoots a cop.

nobody ever goes to the police department and shoots up the place because they are mad or got fired or are emotionally unstable.

tem said...

"she did have guns, lots of them"

so you are saying he shot her in self defense? got it.

I Love NY said...

Go back to bed, Tem

BLUE said...

"nobody ever goes to the police department and shoots up the place because they are mad or got fired or are emotionally unstable."

they do if they're trying to get the cops to kill them

BLUE said...

a lot easier to pull the trigger and shoot at somebody in hopes they'll shoot you back, than it is to point the gun at your own head...i'd imagine

Jugdish said...

"nobody ever goes to the police department and shoots up the place because they are mad or got fired or are emotionally unstable."


john rambo took out an entire department without a gun

tem said...

special case

Jugdish said...

i don't have any guns, but i do have several sets of numchucks*

El Padrino said...

bruce lee dont need no guns

Jugdish said...

guns

Jugdish said...

do you think they had "sword control" debates back in the day?

Jugdish said...

i like to pronounce the "w" in sWord

EL PICKS said...

"Does anyone seriously believe that repealing the 2nd amendment will stop gun violence?"


well, I don't know many people who want it repealed (I don't)

and, regulating certain types of guns and ammo, restrictions on carrying/licensing, closing ridiculous things like gun show loopholes will absolutely and significantly slow gun violence...but nothing will ever *stop* gun violence.

There's a lot of bad things we can't stop, doesn't mean we cannot or should not work to mitigate them

Keef said...

bruce lee dont need no guns



cuz he's already dead

EL PICKS said...

"What you never hear stories on are the incidents where the guns were used as protection or a deterrant."


this is one of the silliest things I've read you say Jug, you never hear stories about that? Maybe if you live under a rock, probably not even then.

I mean, it's a constant bombardment from national media, and pretty constant from state of Minnesota...you live in Texas, I doubt there is less of that locally than in Minni

Jugdish said...

Does anyone seriously believe that repealing the 2nd amendment will stop gun violence?"



id like to repeal the 13th and the 19th amendments

/Lp

El Padrino said...

dont you hate when people want to have a conversation with you via text?

bro, just fucking call me i aint exting paragraphs

EL PICKS said...

then you are getting into repealling the 2nd amendment thing


another false talking point from the NRA, sane regulation of guns is not repealing the 2nd amendment

repealing the 2nd amendment would give states the ability to outlaw any and all type of gun under any and all circumstances

the sky is falling/chicken little/slippery slope argument on this is wholly disingenuous

Jugdish said...

"What you never hear stories on are the incidents where the guns were used as protection or a deterrant."


i meant using a gun, but not having to fire it...like that story about my friend. i should have added that

Jugdish said...

i blame the lack of caffeine at that time in the morning

EL PICKS said...

like changing the drinking age from 18 to 21 didn't repeal the 21st amendment, outlawing auto and semi auto weapons, Kevlar piercing bullets, no longer allowing criminal and mentally insane people to get a gun w/out the waiting period and background checks because they happen to be purchasing it from at a gun show, etc. is in no way a repeal of the 2nd amendment

Jugdish said...

hungry

Jugdish said...

gross

Keef said...

Is that why you're hungry?

Jugdish said...

no

BLUE said...

here's the thing...most of these shootings, Columbine, Cho, Theater shooting..countless others, people make the argument that if people there had guns it would deter it.

I think that's a flawed argument on many levels, but the biggest thing is that people who have guns aren't necessarily trained to use them. So in a crowded theater, it creates more danger if you'r firing back at the shooter. Plus, those guys all plan to die in their plan anyway, so maybe it saves A life or maybe 10x as many people get hurt in the crossfire.

BLUE said...

if beltcher's gf had a gun, he'd have still shot her, she might have shot him too, either way they're both dead.

if she's got a gun, maybe their baby gets hit, or the grandma...just brings too much additional danger into the situration

El Padrino said...

what if Crennel had a gun?

BLUE said...

it's like outlawing drugs...whoever said that yesterday was smart (unless it was H). People are still going to get them regardless, all you do is make it more dangerous.

Jugdish said...

what if he shot you in the face?

BLUE said...

"what if Crennel had a gun?"

maybe he did, and maybe that's why Beltcher didn't shoot Jamaal Charles

Keef said...

"what if Crennel had a gun?"



The gun would lose

Jugdish said...

i don't necessarily thing owning a gun will deter nut jobs from doing what they're going to do. i also don't think stricter gun laws will deter nut jobs from doing what they're going to do.

not saying some stricter gun laws are a bad thing, but the nut yobs are unpredictable.

Jugdish said...

gun deterring violence

I Love NY said...

"i meant using a gun, but not having to fire it...like that story about my friend. i should have added that"

That's a rare case. You bust a gun out on me, you better start squeezing. You do not pull a gun on somebody without the intention of using it. That shit right there will get you maimed.

I Love NY said...

Just like that 30 For 30 about the kid from Chicago that played ball. Damn fool pulled a gun without intending on using it, and wound up dead as fuck because of it.

El Padrino said...

Bo 30 for 30 after the heisman show

EL PICKS said...

So in a crowded theater, it creates more danger if you'r firing back at the shooter....so maybe it saves A life or maybe 10x as many people get hurt in the crossfire.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

You do not pull a gun on somebody without the intention of using it. That shit right there will get you maimed


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^




EL PICKS said...

we already all carry the best weapons possible against government intrusion and abuse (at least, all of us here)

it's your smart phone, you can tape police almost anytime you want, even during a traffic stop; recently upheld by the Fed Court, use this power and encourage others to do the same.

-I bring this up b/c if you want to talk 2nd amendment, at least understand why it was enacted

BLUE said...

kod and I agree on something

I like how this feels...like a nice sweater, not one of those itchy ones

EL PICKS said...

kod and I agree on something

I like how this feels


^^^^^^^^^^^




EL PICKS said...

welp, ginormous changes ahead here at work, nothing in stone yet, but looks like I'm off on another adventure

tem said...

to jacksonville?

Aitch said...

(unless it was H).

Thanks, Blue.

Keef said...

Bo 30 for 30 after the heisman show




I set the DVR on Monday for that

Keef said...

and wound up dead as fuck because of it.



Is that, like, really dead?

Jugdish said...

welp, ginormous changes ahead here at work, nothing in stone yet, but looks like I'm off on another adventure



details?

Jugdish said...

interesting gun stats

Jugdish said...

* Using fake driver's licenses bearing fictitious names, investigators with the Government Accountability Office had a 100% success rate buying firearms in five states that met the minimum requirements of the federal background check system.[87] [88] A 2001 report of this investigation states that the federal background check system "does not positively identify purchasers of firearms," and thus, people using fake IDs are not flagged by the system.


might need to fix that...

Jugdish said...

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Jugdish said...

on foxnews right now there is a link with the headline "Chubby SUV for Fat Cats", but the link takes you to an article on Brady and his new kid

BLUE said...

"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"

Detroit is corrupt as hell

BLUE said...

knowshon moreno looking like a nice late season addition in all my fantasy leagues

Keef said...

knowshon moreno looking like a nice late season addition in all my fantasy leagues



with his 3YPC

Jugdish said...

told you

/lov

Keef said...

25/30

El Padrino said...

25/30

man that blue monkey, his name is right here RIGHT HERE

El Padrino said...

who is that super mario look alike

EL PICKS said...

"details?"


big bossman stepping down, almost immediately, and recommending me to the position. It's interim for now, but we'll see over the weeks ahead if permanent, or if I'll have a new big bossman

Keef said...

man that blue monkey, his name is right here RIGHT HERE


same here. I misst* that one. And the robot. And the black guy. And the penguin. And the old man looking one.

EL PICKS said...

but keep on the downlow (i.e. away from facebook) for time being por favor

Keef said...

big bossman stepping down, almost immediately, and recommending me to the position


good luck

El Padrino said...

"same here. I misst* that one. And the robot. And the black guy. And the penguin. And the old man looking one."


old man looking one?

He-Man? You missed He-Man?

El Padrino said...

"big bossman stepping down, almost immediately"

dick pics?

El Padrino said...

And the black guy

::hot sauce::

Keef said...

He-Man? You missed He-Man?



no.

El Padrino said...

oh cleveland

from family guy you wouldnt know that

Aitch said...

22/30

El Padrino said...

no.

popeye then, only other old guy that i got

Keef said...

good job spoiler

Aitch said...

EP dropping spoilers left and right

El Padrino said...

spoil this

Keef said...

There was a reason I was being vague, LP. Jesus

El Padrino said...

yeah forget everyone took sporcle serious

is there a prize to be had whoever gets a perfect or soemthing

Jugdish said...

good luck


^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

Police say a man fell from the upper deck at Oakland Coliseum during Thursday’s Raiders-Broncos game and is in serious condition at a hospital.
Oakland police Officer Kevin McDonald says the man fell from the third deck on to the concrete of the lower concourse at about 5:30 p.m., shortly after kickoff.




This shit seems to be happening a lot more

EL PICKS said...

thanks guys!

Keef said...

yeah forget everyone took sporcle serious

is there a prize to be had whoever gets a perfect or soemthing



Your* right. Most people enjoy answering trivia questions when the answers are given out ahead of time.

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

wall

I Love NY said...

"yeah forget everyone took sporcle serious

is there a prize to be had whoever gets a perfect or soemthing"


I prefer to take the test honestly, ya retard. Mainly just to beat Keith. It warms my cockles a little when I beat Keith.

I Love NY said...

"It warms my cockles a little when I beat Keith."

Man, TWHNBS
/CMK

Keef said...

Man, TWHNBS
/CMK



This is more true than you think. We're both competitive as shit

El Padrino said...

you should focus on getting your cockles warmed up elsewhere

I Love NY said...

"This is more true than you think. We're both competitive as shit"

I was focusing more on the domestic abuse angle of the beating.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I agree with Freak."

take a look at some of these throws on luck's picks.

don't read any of the words since it is on a biased skins site, just look at the GIFs

i know you havent watched every colts game to see these

El Padrino said...

he has some horriffic throws, mostly on the road

but he's had to chuck it alot more than griffdog

El Padrino said...

and i've seen most of those

red zone nigga

Spaceman Spiff said...

he has the opportunity to chuck more, doesn't mean he has to chuck like that

Spaceman Spiff said...

"And has a power running game to rely on."

not a power run game, and RGIII is a part of the run game

BLUE said...

i'm giving the nod to RGIII

BLUE said...

26/30

Keef said...

Spiff has no bias

BLUE said...

plays in a much tougher division

El Padrino said...

he runs the pistol bro

anyway i was riffing on a jfreak tweet i dont even know what the question is

El Padrino said...

"not a power run game, and RGIII is a part of the run game"


the definiton of that offense is power running game with spread offense

same thing in San fran with kaperdick*

I Love NY said...

RG158.3 is the ROY

El Padrino said...

was that the question?

roy?

Spaceman Spiff said...

question is who has been better

BLUE said...

yes, seeems like that's the only reason to debate those two

I Love NY said...

"question is who has been better"


Also, RGIII

El Padrino said...

i mean almost the same team and they are what 8-4?

its not that easy to say rgiii

gotta look deeper

El Padrino said...

uncle joey luck was born in DC

El Padrino said...

The Supreme Court for the first time entered the debate over gay marriage Friday, announcing it would decide whether a federal law denying benefits to same-sex spouses violates the Constitution.

I Love NY said...

"i mean almost the same team and they are what 8-4?"

WHAT?

No. No, no, no. The Colts have better players, and more talent than the Skins.

BLUE said...

the colts were a 10 win team the year before Peyton got injured.

El Padrino said...

"The Colts have better players, and more talent than the Skins"

not so sure bout that cheif


ha, chief

El Padrino said...

if peyton was on that team last year they win 10 again

I Love NY said...

16 picks
vs
4 picks

-----------------------

104.4 rating
vs
76.1 rating


Who's who? You tell me.

I Love NY said...

"if peyton was on that team last year they win 10 again"

Apparently if Andrew Luck was on that team last year, they win 10 too.

I Love NY said...

Or are you out here saying Luck is better than Peyton Manning?

Because that's what it looks like to me.

Aitch said...

If you think Andrew Luck is Rookie of the Year then clearly you are racist.

S

Aitch said...

All joking aside, I think Griffin wins in a landslide.

I Love NY said...

RGIII has the goosebump factor too. Whenever is see video of the entire stadium chanting his name, goosebumps, and I get really fuckin' pumped up

I Love NY said...

ARE GEE THREE!!! ARE GEE THREE!!! ARE GEE THREE!!! ARE GEE THREE!!! ARE GEE THREE!!! ARE GEE THREE!!! ARE GEE THREE!!! ARE GEE THREE!!!

I Love NY said...

I'm out

Aitch said...

"I'm out"

Good for you! Who's the lucky guy?

Keef said...

H isn't a good troller

El Padrino said...

the fuck is o.co colliseum

El Padrino said...

katt williams is having a rough go at it

BLUE said...

orange county

El Padrino said...

Set during the height of World War II, Horizon centers on a secretary at the FBI who discovers that her husband might have been killed in a battle with a spaceship in the South Pacific. Obsessed with learning the truth, she becomes the only person standing between Earth and an alien invasion. Bridget Tyler (Burn Notice) wrote the script. “Horizon is our first genre piece since The 4400 and the first ever period drama for the network,” said USA Network co-presidents Jeff Wachtel and Chris McCumber. “This signals the next step in the evolution of our programming brand.”

suite

tem said...

26-30

El Padrino said...

katt williams

Keef said...

overstock.com

Jugdish said...

mize has major RGIII chills

Keef said...

All joking aside, I think Griffin wins in a landslide.




Cmon bro. Landslide?

Keef said...

"if peyton was on that team last year they win 10 again"



So you're saying that Luck is pretty valuable to the team. Got it.

El Padrino said...

um yeah

Jugdish said...

Cmon bro. Landslide?


^^^^

BLUE said...

if RGIII is on the colts, they're undefeated

Keef said...

16 picks
vs
4 picks

-----------------------

104.4 rating
vs
76.1 rating


Who's who? You tell me.



QB rating is a joke.

El Padrino said...

Vivian

cool name bro

s

BLUE said...

luck would be sitting behing Rex Grossman on the skins

Keef said...

Elway is 63rd all time in passer rating.

Keef said...

You know who's 4th all time in passer rating? Tony Romo.


NEXT!

BLUE said...

Completion %

67.1%

55.5%


who's who?

BLUE said...

yrds/ attempt

7.14

8.18

who's who?

Keef said...

color

white

black



who's who?

Jugdish said...

color

white

black



ha...i was thinking the same thing

El Padrino said...

i havent even made up my mind yet but i know if bob griffin had to dropback 40 times in a game that he would lose

BLUE said...

"i havent even made up my mind yet but i know if bob griffin had to dropback 40 times in a game that he would lose"

probably, but so do most Qbs who have to throw that much

Keef said...

i havent even made up my mind yet but i know if bob griffin had to dropback 40 times in a game that he would lose



It's not really a "what if" question. It's based on what they're doing. If Andrew Luck had to run the option every play, he'd lose. But he doesn't have to.

Keef said...

probably, but so do most Qbs who have to throw that much




::nodding::

/Matt Stafftard

Keef said...

block

BLUE said...

don't get me wrong, i like Andrew Luck too

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