Monday, December 03, 2012

Meiz's steak


 
 



get it, because he's a pussy.




178 comments:

El Padrino said...

lol jets

BLUE said...

jets are lollerskates

El Padrino said...

fuck fantasy football

right in the ass fuck it
with a broom

i want fantasy football to be sodomized

El Padrino said...

still alive in my suicide pool

12 people left

$21,000 at stake

BLUE said...

pick the raiders

El Padrino said...

who do they play

El Padrino said...

had the packers yesterday

4 people lost yesterday 3 with niners 1 with ravens

Keef said...

The three most popular four-digit PINs are 1234, 1111 and 0000.

tem said...

so spiff bailed again on his monday post??

El Padrino said...

i don't think you want to see Seattle in the playoffs

El Padrino said...

"The three most popular four-digit PINs are 1234"

god the majority of the population is stupid

Aitch said...

Does Spiff even know he got chosen for Mondays?

El Padrino said...

if i win the suicide pool i will give everyone $50

Aitch said...

I can't believe how many people want to give Belcher a free pass for killing his wife. It's pathetic.

El Padrino said...

"Say good-night to the Browns, Cardinals, Chargers, Chiefs, Eagles, Dolphins, Jaguars, Jets, Lions, Panthers, Raiders, Rams, and Titans."


Good night.

tem said...

el pad, stock pick time. go. long term hold.

tem said...

" can't believe how many people want to give Belcher a free pass for killing his wife"

girlfriend, no?

El Padrino said...

who cares about belcher he was a murderer

BLUE said...

yeah, fuck that guy


BLUE said...

it's a sad story, nonetheless, but i'm glad the chefs chose to have a moment of silence for domestic violence victims as opposed to him.

I Love NY said...

"I can't believe how many people want to give Belcher a free pass for killing his wife. It's pathetic."


Depression is a motherfucker. And then it comes out as violence followed up by the deep sorrow.

Keef said...

I can't believe how many people want to give Belcher a free pass for killing his wife. It's pathetic.



And then on top of that, going and blowing your brains out in front of your coaches & GM.

BLUE said...

at least he told Pioli and Crennel, "Thanks"

Aitch said...

" girlfriend, no?"

Yea, my bad. I'm just shocked by how many callers to sports radio have said things to the effect of "well, we don't know what he was thinking or if he was mentally ill." If this was Joe Smtih, grocery store stockboy, no one would care abouy his mental state. They'd say he was a murderer, which is exactly what Belcher was. But because he plays in the NFL, some people actually wanna look the other way!

El Padrino said...

"el pad, stock pick time. go. long term hold."

there are plenty both obscure and not, you say long term but there is still risk with long term when you venture out of the basic guys

i mean, do you already own coke? proctor & gamble? IBM? YUM!? Wal-Mart? GE? Pepsi?

either one of those would be fine

something that maybe is not one of the blue chips or less popular name recognition wise i've been looking into this company called SeaDrill Partners

looks mighty appetizing if you wade through the technical analysis, risk is high though due to the nature of the business (they operate oil rigs, 9 to be exact for tier one oil companies like chevron and exxon)

big pharma's are getting long term looks now too, darden restuarants whihc operate red lobster and other chain restaurants are becoming growth stocks all of a sudden

tell me first, name recgnition, like coke similar to mcd you just buy and forget about it

or do you want a no name star

tem said...

i only own pepsi and mc d. i don't buy that often.

BLUE said...

buy some pepsi derivatives

tem said...

probably lookign more for name recognition. just want something i can throw a few hundred at and then ignore for months.

BLUE said...

you mean other than cmtem?

El Padrino said...

you mean other than cmtem?

ha

I Love NY said...

"i only own pepsi and mc d."


What kind of asshole buys Pepsi?

I Love NY said...

Got the apartment, bitches.

Aitch said...

Congrats, bro. Will there be chili?

I Love NY said...

Gotta find a cheapish wireless router so I don't burn up the old data plan. Any reccos are appreciated

I Love NY said...

"Congrats, bro. Will there be chili?"

BIG. Ass. Kitchen. Chili abound.

Keef said...

darden restuarants whihc operate red lobster and other chain restaurants are becoming growth stocks all of a sudden



OG BABY! BEAST!

Keef said...

I went to OG last night. Had the braised beef tortellini

El Padrino said...

"i only own pepsi and mc d. i don't buy that often."

stay in the fast food business

buy some YUM!

they confirmed 13% growth for next year and expect to hit all targets
it's a little spendy let me look at cheaper options

tem said...

I am a pepsi guy. I support Pepsi.

I bought stock in it so I can say "we" when I refer to Pepsi and Pepsi products.

El Padrino said...

Got the apartment, bitches.

suite

El Padrino said...

I'm team Pepsi.

Keef said...

Got the apartment, bitches




nice

El Padrino said...

coke, after thier split earlier this year, is cheap enough tem around 37 or so, it will double within a year, im almost certain of that

nice getting in point, then you'll control the sugary beverage market

Keef said...

If this was Joe Smtih, grocery store stockboy, no one would care abouy his mental state

Grocery stockboys don't get hit in the head on a daily basis by 300 lb guys. I'm not defending Belcher at all, he's a murderer. But that wasn't a good comparison.

El Padrino said...

kate is pregnant too

I Love NY said...

"I'm team Pepsi."

WTF? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?

Pepsi is awful!

El Padrino said...

settle down

Aitch said...

"Got the apartment, bitches"

And now you HAVE SOMEWHERE TO GO!!!!!

El Padrino said...

arod hip surgery

that contract looks better and better

I Love NY said...

"And now you HAVE SOMEWHERE TO GO!!!!!"

2009 called, they want their joke back.

BLUE said...

I'm a pepsi guy too


coke is awful unless it has liquor in it

Aitch said...

" Grocery stockboys don't get hit in the head on a daily basis by 300 lb guys. I'm not defending Belcher at all, he's a murderer. But that wasn't a good comparison."

Granted. But I was more referring to the blind love of celebrities more than the current concern over head injuries.

BLUE said...

"2009 called, they want their joke back"

well the jerk store called, and they said "why don't you post on Monday's anymore"

Aitch said...

"2009 called, they want their joke back."

Because we never recycle jokes here... or beat them to death...

Aitch said...

"well the jerk store called, and they said "why don't you post on Monday's anymore""

Ha!

I Love NY said...

"well the jerk store called, and they said "why don't you post on Monday's anymore""


Tell them I'm special, and deserve better treatment

BLUE said...

i transferred them to the voicemail on your new S3

Keef said...

At least when I quit Mondays at least I waited until someone took over before I stopped.

Keef said...

The Antarctic icefish has clear blood.

I Love NY said...

"At least when I quit Mondays at least I waited until someone took over before I stopped."

How noble

Keef said...

unselfish

Keef said...

I axed csil what size hat her boy wears because I have his name in the gift exchange. She said she axed him and he wears a 6 3/4. Apparently she's dating a 7 year old

El Padrino said...

what size is your giant head

Keef said...

I do have a big head

ns

Keef said...

7 1/2 - 7 5/8

Keef said...

6 3/4 is tiny, though

I Love NY said...

"7 1/2 - 7 5/8"

Horry clap

I Love NY said...

Thank god I didn't lose that hat bet. I'd have been buying a $60 cap. Snapbacks only, for you, HEED

I Love NY said...

Rev thinks Keith has a big head

I Love NY said...

Keith gets stuck in the tube parts of the water slides.

Keef said...

ha

Keef said...

rev wears like an 8 1/4

BLUE said...

rev is 7 3/4


thus why Rev is 734

I Love NY said...

"rev wears like an 8 1/4"

Rev is 734 for a reason, dude

I Love NY said...

That just happened

Keef said...

oh yeah. duh

Keef said...

So rev has a bigger head than me. Got it

tem said...

even i wear a 7 1/4 or 7 3/8 or something.

Keef said...

you don't have hair

BLUE said...

i think i'm 7 3/8ths

havent' had a fitted hat in years though

El Padrino said...

7 1/4

El Padrino said...

LMC

tem said...

how many inches does hair add?

Keef said...

maybe 1/8-1/4

I Love NY said...

"havent' had a fitted hat in years though"


Look at old balls Blue over here.

Blue wears the khaki unstructured hats with the buckle style adjuster on the back. Shits be made by Antigua.

I Love NY said...

"maybe 1/8-1/4"

Not a chance.

BLUE said...

no, they have these really cool things now called "flex fit"

they fit my head

Keef said...

no, they have these really cool things now called "flex fit"


Fitted. Got it

BLUE said...

yep, if you consider pants with an elastic waistband as "fitted" pants, then guilty as charged

El Padrino said...

"Blue wears the khaki unstructured hats with the buckle style adjuster on the back. Shits be made by Antigua"

ha

with like a Jimmy Buffet t shirt or something

El Padrino said...

keep lookin at the Lions loss on a GIF

why or why didnt anyone hammer Luck

where the fuck was everyone?

Keef said...

Flex fitted

tem said...

your face is fitted

I Love NY said...

"why or why didnt anyone hammer Luck"

I was wondering the same damn thing.

If Louis Delmas was alive, he'd have clobbered that fucker.

Keef said...

why or why didnt anyone hammer Luck



Because the LIONS suck

I Love NY said...

"Fitted. Got it"

Reaching

I Love NY said...

"Flex fitted"

Reeachiing

El Padrino said...

what do you think is on that video of that wife from the galaxy s3 commercial?

her fingering herself?

that's my guess

BLUE said...

i watched in on some highlight show, and they showed, all 7 defenders basically lined up at the goal line, still not sure why nobody stepped up and smacked the WR, it looks like they all quit

BLUE said...

"what do you think is on that video of that wife from the galaxy s3 commercial?"

if i'm the dude, i'm like "who manned the camera?"

BLUE said...

obese people are the worst

Keef said...

what do you think is on that video of that wife from the galaxy s3 commercial?



Someone said it last week I think, maybe tem, but she is hot

BLUE said...

she's real world hot...i'm not sure if she's commercial hot though

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Appeal of Seahawks CB Richard Sherman’s four-game suspension is scheduled for Dec. 14, which means he will play Sunday against Arizona. "

fuck yes!

fantasy playoffs baby!

seattle at home vs zona, hope they start the horrendous rookie QB 1 more time

El Padrino said...

"rookie QB 1 more time"

looksing good they have 3 on the roster

El Padrino said...

and fuck fantasy

BLUE said...

yeah, because your reality is so much better

Spaceman Spiff said...

too bad about broyles ACL, would have been valuable going forward

Spaceman Spiff said...

<a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJQEqRU9CtE">UFC on Fox 5 Road to the Octagon</a>

hope BJ fucks rory up

Keef said...

hope they start the horrendous rookie QB 1 more time



Pretty sure he's starting again. Wow, he's so awful. I don't know how many plays I saw where he threw it in the opposite direction of where the route was being run.

Spaceman Spiff said...

UFC on Fox 5 Road to the Octagon

fized

Keef said...

she's real world hot...i'm not sure if she's commercial hot though



Rear world hot is better

Keef said...

Real

BLUE said...

i'm just sayin...you can find one of those kind of chicks on any corner

BLUE said...

not even worth going across the street for

Keef said...

That look she gives the guy when she says that he probably shouldn't watch it on the plane is great

Keef said...

i'm just sayin...you can find one of those kind of chicks on any corner



Those are the best kind. Chicks you can't find anywhere are the worse*

BLUE said...

i only want to find her in my bedroom...hey o

Keef said...

like, on a poster?

Keef said...

When I was in jr high & hike school, I had those pg-13 posters all over my room. Cmk thought I was bullshitting her until my mom told her it was true. She was baffled. She's such a prude.

El Padrino said...

wow remember posters

El Padrino said...

i had one of jenny mccarthy and tiffany amber thiessen

and various sports ones

fucking posters

tem said...

"if i'm the dude, i'm like "who manned the camera?""

i think you can turn the phone around in your hand and record yourself.

BLUE said...

speaking of finding in the bedroom...

my neighbor's super hot flirty sister is getting a jugvorse*. She was over at their house last night, looking all hot.

of course my neighbor and my wife are buddies, so that's the "only" thing holding me back

tem said...

"Someone said it last week I think, maybe tem, but she is hot"

yes it was me and yes she is real world hot.

i would say commercial hot too, but not tv show hot.

tem said...

"Chicks you can't find anywhere are the worse*"

look in the pool. they are probably there.

tem said...

obviously i had a kathy ireland poster.

15% chance it is still up in my room at the parents house.

BLUE said...

chicks you can find in the pool are usually hot



that's why they jumped in the pool

tem said...

kathy ireland, jerry rice, and the hang in there cat.

just kidding. it was garfield saying i hate mondays.

BLUE said...

meiz hates mondays too..apparently

tem said...

seriously. spiff is the monday poster now.

El Padrino said...

"so that's the "only" thing holding me back"

not that silly marriage certificate thing

Keef said...

I had Kathy Ireland, Vendella, Elle Macpherson, a bunch of random ones you won at the fair and shit, and then a bunch of shit taken from Sport magazine

tem said...

at one time i remember having a whole bunch of shit i cut out of a sports magazine.

I think I even had that mural looking thing going on in college.

tem said...

*assuming spiff wants the "job"

BLUE said...

mural?

collage?

El Padrino said...

i had so many

had rap posters, movie posters, chicks, cocks, sports

few would stay up forever but many were replaced as the times grew

BLUE said...

stupid fans started the wave yesterday while the broncos were on offense.

BLUE said...

manning got pissed and tolt them to shut up and cut it out

tem said...

denver fans don't know

tem said...

lollerskates at the casual throwing in of cocks by LP

El Padrino said...

tem whenever you can fit a cock in you gotta do it

/beth

El Padrino said...

hahahahahha falkner you will not be the next iron chef

tem said...

spoiler.

tem said...

goddman it

Keef said...

I don't think Falkner reads this

tem said...

we don't pay you to think. in fact, we don't pay you at all.

El Padrino said...

it was on last night i didnt spoil anything

I Love NY said...

I'm just confirming that I'm a retard. Took me half an hour to put the screen protector on my phone

El Padrino said...

you should have your girlfr.....

nevermind

Keef said...

screen protector? That's cute

Keef said...

is your bedazzler kit in the mail?

El Padrino said...

screen protector? That's cute

the lil cellophane thing so the screen dont get dirty is what i thought he was referring too

tem said...

yeah so he don't jizz on it when watching porn.

BLUE said...

screen protector and an otterbox


jesus...

Keef said...

screen protector and an otterbox


jesus...





^^^^^^^^^^^^

I Love NY said...

Fuckin' thing comes with a screen cover. Big fuckin deal.

Keef said...

Maybe delux can buy you a Michael Korrs case for it

tem said...

i boat* otterboxes for me and cmtem. not screen protectors. they were only like $1 each i did not think that a $1 product would offer much protection.

i could just put saran wrap over the screen for free and get the same result, no?

Keef said...

I need Garcon & Cruz to be > than RGIII & 8pts

tem said...

cmtem needs cruz to have 78 yards.

or 18 yards and a td.

or 2 tds and 0 yards.


tem said...

i need bradshaw to have < 9 points.

if he has < 10 i get the 2nd pick next year. if he is > 10 then i have the third pick.

10 is bad too. if he gets 10 i get third pick.

i'd be 4-9 and the other guy would be 3-8-1.

El Padrino said...

fuck fantasy

Keef said...

I thought you were an NFL genius

El Padrino said...

handicapper ETO of a genius

Keef said...

We know your* handicapped, but let's stay on topic.

El Padrino said...

fantasy is random crapshoot cmon

bryce brown really?

I Love NY said...

I need Alfred Morris to get -4 tonight

I Love NY said...

"fantasy is random crapshoot cmon

bryce brown really?"


Or you could maybe know something about the NFL, because Doug Martin & Bryce Brown.

I Love NY said...

Wilbon & Kornheiser singing This Is How We Do It. Hilarity.

El Padrino said...

i put in a claim for bryce brown but i wasnt #1 on the WW

El Padrino said...

my left nut knows more about football than you do meiz

El Padrino said...

piece

Aitch said...

Are we talking about rough touch?

I Love NY said...

These earphones I got myself & the scizzor are fucking bomb. She better appreciate the fuck outta these joints.

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

I think some bacon is needed.

tem said...

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