Wednesday, December 12, 2012

I'm all out of knowledge


  • Carmelo Anthony is the greatest american born basketball player of our time
  • Detroit is a shithole and needs to figure out a way to get people to come to basketball games (maybe try winning), or the team is going to get moved to Kansas City.
  • Paul Tagliabue basically gives an FU to Goodell.
  • Lakers continue to suck
  • Larry Frank just looks funny on a sideline to me
  • Youk signed with the Yankees, couldn't care less about those two teams
  • 13 days until Christmas.  My holiday season doesn't feel very holidayish, but that's partly because cmblue and both bgblue's birthdays are in December.
  • despite all the pictures you put out there, mila kunis is still hot
  • I also enjoy Jack Bauer's daughter, and she's back on TV.  Happy Endings is a decent enuff show and has Damon Wayans son on it too

  • I also find Zooey Deschanel oddly intriguing.  I don't know if it's her nerdy-ness, or what but i'm weirdly attracted to her.  I looked for any decent pictures and couldn't find any, so spiff, do your best..or not
That is all

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El Padrino said...

yea zoe can catch it

El Padrino said...

she is hipster though so i couldnt date her

El Padrino said...

the girl next door is hot

El Padrino said...

YYUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP!!!

Meiz said...

Good for Hester. He seems to be be a pretty savvy guy.

Meiz said...

I don't particularly care for having to charge my phone every day

Meiz said...

OMG!

It's Aaron Rodgers Day in Wisconsin!!

BLUE said...

"I don't particularly care for having to charge my phone every day"

another reason why the iphone destroys all competitors

Meiz said...

No matter what, I'd say something about the battery of any smartphone. I only used to charge my old phone once a week.

El Padrino said...

"another reason why the iphone destroys all competitors"


come again? cmep charges her phone constantly

didnt they recently fuck people in the ass by switching the batteries?
constantly

BLUE said...

i charge my iphone5 about once every 4 days or so

El Padrino said...

not batteries, chargers making the previous ones no good

BLUE said...

when I had the iphone 4. when it was new it went 3 or 4 days on a charge, by the end it was only lasting 2 days as the battery life had died down.

BLUE said...

"not batteries, chargers making the previous ones no good"

yes, they did this and it sucked. Couldn't dock it to my music thing anymore. I had to buy an adapter for like $20

El Padrino said...

"i charge my iphone5 about once every 4 days or so"

you must not use it then

El Padrino said...

droids and galaxies have a longer battery life

this is fact

BLUE said...

"you must not use it then"

only everyday, all day

do I play games and crap on it, no

but i surf the web, have locator services on and all that bullshit.

BLUE said...

"droids and galaxies have a longer battery life"

this is not a fact.

i've had both phones, and in all cases the iphone battery outlasted the others.

not to mention that the battery "life" of those phones sucked and I had to buy a new battery for them both.

El Padrino said...

dude the iphone battery is less than competitors

im sorry

you must a super duper battery that no one else has

BLUE said...

bam

El Padrino said...

i rememebr the article in the WSJ, Mossberg (the tech dude) tested it

galaxy and droid both outlasted the iphone

im sorry blue


Keef said...

In Austria, bouquets with an even number of flowers are considered bad luck.

BLUE said...

show me the facts


i showed you the facts

El Padrino said...

In case you're curious, the Apple iPhone 5 has a 1440mAh cell and the Samsung Galaxy S III offers a 2100mAh battery.

BOOM

and

BANG!

In another test, a loop of video was played on the Motorola DROID RAZR MAXX HD with the screen brightness set at 75% and email running in the background. The phone ran for 13 hours before the low battery warning popped up. And for a more realistic test of how the battery on the phone would last under real world conditions, the phone was used moderately (described as "checking email and social networks, listening to music, browsing several Web sites and streaming a couple of YouTube videos over Verizon’s 4G LTE network") and went a day and a half before needing a recharge. Meanwhile, the WSJ's Walt Mossberg was using an Apple iPhone 5 and was able to get 9 to 12 hours out of the battery with "mixed use".


AND BOOMSHAKALAKA

One interesting stat is that when it comes to standby times, the Samsung Galaxy S III actually bests both the Motorola DROID RAZR MAXX HD and the Apple iPhone 5. Those hours, respectively, are 770, 372 and 225.


BLUE said...

"i rememebr the article in the WSJ, Mossberg (the tech dude) tested it"

yes, your memory is so reliable

Keef said...

I don't particularly care for having to charge my phone every day



It's not really that troublesome. You're sitting at your desk or home or whatever, and you plug in the phone. It's not like you have to drive it 3 towns over to charge it.

BLUE said...

i didn't say it beat the droid MAXX.

that's like having a fucking laptop in your pocket

Keef said...

"droids and galaxies have a longer battery life"



YS, C?
I've got a Droid 4. I charge it overnight. By 6pm it's down to like 30%. I fully charge it when I get home, and I listen to Pandora on it while I'm at HD. By the time I get home at midnight it's down to about 20% again.

BLUE said...

"I've got a Droid 4. I charge it overnight. By 6pm it's down to like 30%. I fully charge it when I get home, and I listen to Pandora on it while I'm at HD. By the time I get home at midnight it's down to about 20% again."

^^^^

BLUE said...

The drawback to the droids is that as the OS changes and gets bigger it drains on the battery more. So A brand new phone might be great. But a year down the road it can't hold a charge anymore.

You have to go buy a new aftermarket super battery to keep up.

BLUE said...

but...at least you have that option

Keef said...

Droid Razr Maxx battery is different than the rest of the droid batteries

BLUE said...

EP just has blind hatred for Apple

El Padrino said...

i have a droid and can go without charging it a full day

Keef said...

How much are the batteries?

El Padrino said...

depends on your screen and the apps you run and all that shit

at it's purest use the iphone tests third amonsgt smartphone batteries, i didn't make it up it's all on the interwebs

im sorry to bring you this news

Keef said...

I have a droid, cmk has a iphone. Her battery life smokes my battery life

El Padrino said...

you have the shittiest droid

i dont

so our experiences are different

i have the droid razr and cmep has an iphone and my phone smokes hers in battery life all day

El Padrino said...

droid 4 is not comparable to an iphone

throw that thing out ya jew

Keef said...

Droid razr maxx is the only droid that has a decent battery. 1 droid having a good battery doesn't mean all droids have good batteries

Keef said...

Droid 4 came out this year.

El Padrino said...

i like how blue links an article that says

"apple claims to have a longer battery life"

i claim my cock is 12 inches

BLUE said...

exactly.

then they tested that claim

BLUE said...

by measuring

El Padrino said...

bottom line is my phone lasts longer than an iphone

all day everyday end of story

i cant speak to other phones other than the galaxy which also crushes iphone battery life

El Padrino said...

"then they tested that claim"

i measured my cock too, it's 12 inches

BLUE said...

i'll put it this way EP

i've owned both phones. I've had 2 droids, one from samsung and one from HTC. I've had 2 iphones.

I've never once complained about battery life with the iphones. I was constantly complaining about it with the droids.

Maybe there are some secret settings (like setting the screen brightness to 75%) that allows the droid to perform better. But straight out of the box it hasn't been even close.

BLUE said...

ok, lets do a test EP.


you get your phone fully charged and i'll charge mine up.

we'll see whose lasts longer

BLUE said...

cmep has a shit for brains iphone 3G

BLUE said...

if you compare phones that are 6 years old to each other, who do you think would win?

Keef said...

LP is anti-Apple (except for his ipod) guy. So of course he has this stance

Tyler said...

"i charge my iphone5 about once every 4 days or so"

I have to charge my EVO 4G LTE everyday and I have the 4G turned off. The next OS (Jellybean) is supposed to massively increase battery life. One of my coworkers is running a custom Jellybean ROM and it's much better. Like down just 10% after 36 hours.

El Padrino said...

fair enough blue, but out of the box, as you say, factory settings suggest the droid razr series and the galaxy series have a bigger battery

::let's shake on it::

El Padrino said...

"cmep has a shit for brains iphone 3G"

she has the 4S

Meiz said...

Jeez. Didn't mean to start a holy war. I'm cool with my battery, I charge it even though it probably doesn't need it every day. I'm just paranoid about it, and don't want to have to tote my charger around. I already have enough EDC items.

Keef said...

Isn't the 4S a 3G phone?

El Padrino said...

"I have to charge my EVO 4G LTE everyday and I have the 4G turned off. The next OS (Jellybean) is supposed to massively increase battery life. One of my coworkers is running a custom Jellybean ROM and it's much better. Like down just 10% after 36 hours."


battery life vs. operating software and how much battery the software requires might be the answer

i run 4g LTE all day and don't have to charge my phone, unless i stream or watch netflix or on twatter every 5 min - etc.

this to me is understandable, i just take exception to a ludacris statement that the iphone crushes battery life of other smartphones

the razr maxx tested best in class amonsgt independent tech beat writers

Keef said...

Yeah we already understand razr maxx has the best batter

El Padrino said...

"Isn't the 4S a 3G phone?"

was, then you got the update

El Padrino said...

Yeah we already understand razr maxx has the best batter

apology accepted

Keef said...

battery

Keef said...

Noone ever said the razr maxx battery sucked. I think blue even agreed that the maxx had a super battery. But the droid battery isn't better in general because one model they have a super battery.

El Padrino said...

more than one model

droid razr is better, technically

Keef said...

That's like saying all Chevy's get awesome gas mileage because they make the Volt

Keef said...

droid razr is better, technically


Until you start actually using it. Then the battery drains like your slush fund during footyball season

El Padrino said...

another reason why the iphone destroys most* competitors

*ficced

El Padrino said...

"Vatican: World not ending..."


good to know

El Padrino said...

now if you'll excuse me i need to find this cotton candy maker bgep wants from Santa

El Padrino said...

"Only 7% of Detroit 8th Graders Proficient in Reading... "

piling on Detroit....

Keef said...

now if you'll excuse me i need to find this cotton candy maker bgep wants from Santa



Bro, cotton candy is a fucking MESS

Keef said...

You ever see that shit being made? Fucking shit gets all over everything

El Padrino said...

"Bro, cotton candy is a fucking MESS"

easy Krampus, we'll do it once and she'll forget about it

memory of xmas morning joy last forever

El Padrino said...

it's not getting good reviews:

"At first everything worked good, warm up light and everything. Turns green, I put the sugar in and it's just a huge mess sugar flying everywhere. And this is being SUPER CAREFUL. then after getting a few spins of sugar on the cone it stops shooting out and the light shuts off. If you want to get your kids all excited then shoot them down with disappointment I recommend this machine. What a bg waste of time and even worse, money. Total letdown."

hilarious

Keef said...

easy Krampus, we'll do it once and she'll forget about it




ADHD, huh


S

Meiz said...

"a ludacris statement"

Nobody even noticed this. So sad.

El Padrino said...

This piece of junk threw sugar all over the kitchen floor and countertop. Took me an hour to clean up the mess. It made a golfball size piece of cotton candy, then, the molten sugar solidified around the motor, freezing up the motor, causing the smell of burning electrical components.

so funny

Keef said...

LUDA!

Keef said...

CHOO!

Keef said...

So glad Cincy got rid of Stubbs

BLUE said...

"So glad Cincy got rid of Stubbs"

but kept Baker

Keef said...

but kept Baker



Fuck off

Keef said...

Let me enjoy the moment

BLUE said...

wouldn't it be suite if Josh Hamilton was still a reds?

El Padrino said...

got christmas party tomorrow night for work

good luck me getting home and putting together a friday post

Keef said...

wouldn't it be suite if Josh Hamilton was still a reds?



Reds ended up trading Hamilton for Edinson Volquez, and flipped him for Mat Latos. I'm ok with that.

Keef said...

got christmas party tomorrow night for work

good luck me getting home and putting together a friday post




Just a question. Not judging, I'm just curious. Is it a requirement that you get annihilated whenever you go out?

Keef said...

Like, is it considered not a good night if you don't get hammered?

BLUE said...

dind't you read the story about how he stole a taxi?

Keef said...

I only believe about 71% of what LP says.


partly S

El Padrino said...

"Just a question. Not judging, I'm just curious. Is it a requirement that you get annihilated whenever you go out?

Like, is it considered not a good night if you don't get hammered?"

depends, for xmas party i wont be annihilated the goal is to get buzzed but bizzed hard, right before drunk, which is right before "it's hot in here i'm taking off my shirt" which then comes annihilated

i get annihilated alot more home than when i go out

i like to have my bearings in check if i have to travel back home
dont want to get pushed on the subway tracks or anything like that

hope that helps

Keef said...

got it

Keef said...

dont want to get pushed on the subway tracks or anything like that



Good thinking

El Padrino said...

"Like, is it considered not a good night if you don't get hammered?"

i like to get hammered drunk, like HAMMERED with buddies (usually birthday celebrations) and at sleep over weddings

and home obviously

Keef said...

If you don't get HAMMERED, is the night considered a failure?

ns

BLUE said...

it's a failure anytime you don't get to have sex


my life is full of failure

Keef said...

yo tambien

Meiz said...

"depends, for xmas party i wont be annihilated the goal is to get buzzed but bizzed hard, right before drunk, which is right before "it's hot in here i'm taking off my shirt" which then comes annihilated"


You do acknowledge that the effects of alcohol occur a while after the consumption, yes? Stopping when you have a heavy buzz means hamcocked is already on it's way.

tem said...

my galaxy s3 thing lasts about 2 days before it needs a charge.

unless you freak out and think that 40% means it needs charged. that is what some people do. oh shit, i only have 40% left. well 40% covers a lot of fucking hours.

Keef said...

hey tem's alive

Keef said...

fucking people making a yahuge deal about 12-12-12

tem said...

"Only 7% of Detroit 8th Graders Proficient in Reading... "


how do they define proficient? is proficient like can read really really well or just can read at all?

EL PICKS said...

"Right? But she got snagged on some bullshit. They popped her after the Octoberfest festival for having an empty camelpak that used to have cocktail in it."


she may want to plead not guilty then, depending on the city ordinance or state law she was charged under.

If it's empty, I'm not positive it can be considered an open container...would depend on city and/or state law

could potentially hurt future employment chances, I'd advise her consulting with an attorney with expertise in the area...a lot of times they can provide a lot of help on the cheap

tem said...

it is budget time here at the family company.

82yr old father wants it done one way. 49yr old son wants it done another way. i am stuck in the middle.

EL PICKS said...

I mean, how's that different from an empty flask? I've never heard of anyone getting cited for open container for that, not to say it hasn't happened, just that if I were her, I'd pay a bit of money for an attorney consultation


tem said...

is there a legal difference between a full open container of cocktail and pretty much empty container of cocktail that has like an ounce of cocktail left?

BLUE said...

yeah, there was probably still a little alcohol left in the camelbak...i'm sure it wasn't completely dry

El Padrino said...

"If you don't get HAMMERED, is the night considered a failure?

ns"

no, a night out with proper company is never a failure unless you die or george zimmer a black kid on the way home

El Padrino said...

"You do acknowledge that the effects of alcohol occur a while after the consumption, yes? Stopping when you have a heavy buzz means hamcocked is already on it's way."

i do.

i also acknowledge that i am a professional

EL PICKS said...

"is there a legal difference between a full open container of cocktail and pretty much empty container of cocktail that has like an ounce of cocktail left?"


probably not; but if it's totally empty or just a wee bit of backwash, I think the answer is different in many places

Keef said...

i also acknowledge that i am a professional



This shit always makes me laugh

EL PICKS said...

If it was empty or nearly empty, and she has no criminal history, then....


I would push hard for a continuance for dismissal agreement and no plea (basically an agreement to have no violations w/in a certain period of time and it is automatically dismissed)



BLUE said...

i say, she was in the wrong, and should take her lumps

tem said...

you want all girls to take lumps. especially mila with the lumps being your junk.

El Padrino said...

"The knock that college coaches cannot pass the NFL test is becoming failed logic. "

if you're a good coach you are a good coach

BLUE said...

unless you're not a good coach

Keef said...

Other than Harbaugh, which college coach has been successful in the NFL? Maybe Carroll, but at best his teams are still .500

BLUE said...

pete carrol was an NFL coach first, he doesn't count

BLUE said...

schiano has been decent

Keef said...

OBC is a good coach. He suckt* in the NFL. Saban is a good coach. He suckt* in the NFL.

Keef said...

pete carrol was an NFL coach first, he doesn't count




fair enough

Keef said...

schiano has been decent



And he's below .500

BLUE said...

i went through this in my head the other day, because talk is Chip Kelly will go to the NFL

BLUE said...

chan gailey was a collitch coach, but he was an NFL guy first, i think.

BLUE said...

tom coughlin was a college coach...a lot of people forget that

BLUE said...

i don't even know who the hell coaches the jaguars

Keef said...

i went through this in my head the other day, because talk is Chip Kelly will go to the NFL



The thing I hear about him is that he makes talent better. He doesn't get the 5 star recruits. A lot of his recruits are middle of the road or a little higher, but they're still a top 10 team. Not sure if I buy that

Keef said...

jagwars

El Padrino said...

Other than Harbaugh, which college coach has been successful in the NFL? Maybe Carroll, but at best his teams are still .500

coughlin

El Padrino said...

ah blue said that

El Padrino said...

mike mularkey

El Padrino said...

we are talking about being a HC in collitch though right? cuz alot of coaches were putzing around in college ranks before getting assitant nfl jobs

Keef said...

so basically college coaches have similar success rates in the NFL as non-college coaches.

El Padrino said...

parcells was a head coach at Air Force

El Padrino said...

larry brown

/NBA talk

BLUE said...

"The thing I hear about him is that he makes talent better. He doesn't get the 5 star recruits. A lot of his recruits are middle of the road or a little higher, but they're still a top 10 team. Not sure if I buy that"

they recruit speed. They don't care if you can't play if you can run a 4.3 they'll figure out a way to use you in their system

BLUE said...

chip kelly is a system guy. And i don't think that system works in the NFL.

Take a look at when they play teams with decent defense...Stanford, Auburn...the system breaks down.

Meiz said...

"could potentially hurt future employment chances"

I doubt it. It was right after a big street festival where they allow open containers and she hadn't gotten back to the bf's place to drop it off. AND they walked to and from. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

El Padrino said...

system guys dont work

agree

El Padrino said...

i think jim mora coaches in colloege , huskies

Keef said...

UCLA

Keef said...

He doesn't give a rat's ass about USC

El Padrino said...

hahaa right

i love mora

also bum phillips has some gem quotes, wades daddy

tem said...

gruden coached college (not a head coach though) before pro.

so was don shula (db coach for Univ Virginia)


i think the pros scoop up the good college coaches before they become head coaches in college.

tem said...

wayne fontes started as a hike school coach

El Padrino said...

oh tem

Keef said...

wayne fontes started as a hike school coach



yeah he was pretty good

s

tem said...

as a hike school champ he won a title.

Spaceman Spiff said...

" I looked for any decent pictures and couldn't find any, so spiff, do your best..or not"

choose or not, i hate her

Keef said...

as a hike school champ he won a title.



Department of redundance department

Keef said...

redundancy

tem said...

i guess champs usually do win titles.

tem said...

but at least you blew the comment pointing it out.

Keef said...

59/78

EL PICKS said...

"A former money manager convicted in a Ponzi scheme is offering to pay victims $19 million in return for a lenient sentence. Jason "Bo" Beckman is facing...."

"Bo" knows legal extortion...

give me a reduced sentence, and I'll do what I legally have to do anyway, but I'll not be such a pain in the ass about it and drag it out forever

our legal system is interesting sometimes



tem said...

58

tem said...

would have been 59 if i could spell my own sign.

Keef said...

ha

Keef said...

Only 7% of Wavaians proficient in spelling

BLUE said...

maybe proficient in typing

BLUE said...

inproficient

BLUE said...

sufficient

BLUE said...

inefficient

BLUE said...

unsufficient

tem said...

SAS if it is as high as 7

BLUE said...

malficient

EL PICKS said...

"i say, she was in the wrong, and should take her lumps"

Time to play what if:


If Blue was an attorney, he would be....


a prosecutor, probably federal

Keef said...

I tolt* cmk I wanted an R-11 for Xmas. She gave me a ::flank stare::. I tolt* her what it was. She gave me a ::flank stare::

Keef said...

Time to play what if:


If Blue was an attorney, he would be....



fucking Beth

EL PICKS said...

Keith would start out as a prosecutor, but eventually switch over to criminal defense, likely private...big $$$ there

Meiz would be a great PI attorney

EP would be an associate at a major civil litigation firm, litigating.

Tem would do something similar to EP, but more likely on the transactional side of the business










EL PICKS said...

spiff would work for homeland security, and be a secret government ninja attorney

EL PICKS said...

Jug

Jag

obvious

tem said...

tem would shoot himself if he were a lawyer.

sorry. the redundancy and need to make a simple sentence be a compley paragraph aand minutia of the job furiates me.

tem said...

*complex

tem said...

for instance. when we get a loan from the bank to do a construction deal the loan documents are at least 80 pages.

when i started working they were 40.

20 years ago they were 4.

tem said...

it is the lawyers adding these pages. they are paragraph after paragraph that say the same thing or are totally redundant.

they all have a "time is of the essence paragraph."

what the fuck??

it is like 100 words saying that all parties agree that time is of the essence in regards to this transaction.

1) what does that even mean?
2) if time is so important why waste it by putting that paragraph in there?

tem said...

"NOW, THEREFORE, in consideration of the provision of such credit facilities, the agreements and covenants hereinafter contained, and for other good and valuable consideration, the receipt and sufficiency of which are hereby acknowledged, Bank and Borrowers hereby acknowledge the above Background Information and agree that the same is true correct and accurate, and do hereby amend and restate the Credit Loan Agreements in its entirety to provide as follows (except as otherwise provided herein, capitalized terms used herein are as defined in Article I):"

that is 1 sentence....

tem said...

fucking lawyers

tem said...

then i need to hire a lawyer to tell me what their laywer said.

and then the guy i hired basically says "i dunno" and i have to pay him $250 and hour for that.

tem said...

then we get bills from lawyers that are for when we answer questions they have.

they call me and tell me that they don't understand some legal crap, so i explain it to them and then they bill me.

its like if i went to college and billed the college for teaching me.

tem said...

this is all for corporate type lawyers.

i have no idea what trial lawyers do.

BLUE said...

blue started out pre-law. gave it up because he didn't want to be in college for 7 or 8 years.

then when finished, had spent 6 years in undergrad and 3 in grad school anyway.

fucking stupid blue

BLUE said...

blue wanted to be a criminal defense attorney

all because of John Grisham, and "the practice"

BLUE said...

Blue would have probably turned into a corporate lawyer and charged a shitload of money to redline documents, much like tem mentions

BLUE said...

true dat to all of tem's lawyerly sentiments.


try reading a fucking lease. Why not just say, dude agrees to lease this space for so many years for so much money.

leases can be one page...there are like 4 pages of definitions

BLUE said...

loan convenants are the worst

El Padrino said...

Jag

I WANT THE TRUTH!

El Padrino said...

lawyers suck ass

El Padrino said...

WADR kod

BLUE said...

lawyers suck ass, until they save your ass

tem said...

the leases we make people sign for our apartments are like 14 pages.

effing ridiculous.

El Padrino said...

"lawyers suck ass, until they save your ass"


i represent myself

tem said...

they have a whole section as to what kind of drug labs you say that you won't set up in your apartment.

no weed, no meth, no coke, it is a funny 1/2 page of shit.

tem said...

another actual sentence:


"The word "will" shall be construed to have the same meaning and effect as the word "shall."

El Padrino said...

you should read a "Margin Agreement"

awful

Keef said...

i represent myself



Man I would love to see that in court

ns

El Padrino said...

i think one part says if you breathe air we can liquidate your entire portfolio

Keef said...

"The word "will" shall be construed to have the same meaning and effect as the word "shall."




Thanks Bill!

El Padrino said...

"Man I would love to see that in court

ns"

Find Me Guilty

EL PICKS said...

"blue started out pre-law. gave it up because he didn't want to be in college for 7 or 8 years.

then when finished, had spent 6 years in undergrad and 3 in grad school anyway."


funny, we almost had a complete 180 difference. I was an education major up until being less than a year from graduation, started student teaching, and absolutely hated it.

switched to history major so I could graduate in 6 years instead of around 9

but then I went to law school (what else can you do with a history major anyway?) and ended up putting in about 9 anyway w/ law school

Keef said...

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