Wednesday, December 05, 2012

I don't want yer life

  • Today is Wednesday, December 5th. 
  • There are 19 shopping days left until Christmas.
  • Today is bgblue1's 5th birthday
  • Tomorrow is tem's 30somethingish birthday
  • Blue's sister is still pregnant
  • Blue's mom is upset because the father is black (like if a white dude had got her pregnant it would be all ok)
  • Blue offered to adopt the baby, only if it was a boy.  Sister of Blue is like 5'10 so this black baby is gonna be a basketball superstar
  • Tebow is not gonna start for the JETS (TP is sad)
  • Does Dan Shanoff still have a job?
  • I always enjoy Elf at christmas time, but not that goofy idiot that plays buddy on the broadway production
  • Wizards beat the Heat last night.  Flip's 3rd straight win against Lebron and the boyz
  • Is Flip Saunders still their coach?
  • Nope, it's Randy Wittman
  • Google masheen works wonders
  • Bielema choses to go cheer pig sooey. 
  • Idaho hired Petrino
  • Robin Yount can still hit, Dale Sveuem* can attest to that
  • whatta gotta Pelicans?  Why not change your name to the Voodoos or the Shadowmen or Beads or Bourbon Street or something less ghey but not french.
  • CU wants to hire Butch something from Cincinatti, he was all on board until he found out he could get the job at Wisconsin.
  • Von Miller should be the Defensive Player of the year.  Not that i'm biased or anything
  • Baseball winter meetings are heating up, who ya got?
  • Thursday night football always creeps up on me quick like.

195 comments:

El Padrino said...

bullet points make the post better somehow

BLUE said...

first

BLUE said...

damn

El Padrino said...

thought pelicans was a joke
still waiting for the joke part

when i saw it on twitter i laughed

tem said...

"I always enjoy Elf at christmas time, but not that goofy idiot that plays buddy on the broadway production"

ykhikyg?

BLUE said...

because you know i watch the macy's thanksgiving day parade?

BLUE said...

i do have a framed Asia poster

tem said...

i am 35 tomorrow.

I Love NY said...

I like the Pelicans as a team nickname for the NOLA team

BLUE said...

you would

tem said...

it is dumb.

they should be the New Orleans Levees. or New Orleans George Bush Hates Black People or the New Orleans Hurricaines or the New Orleans Puke in the Streets.

BLUE said...

or the tigers

BLUE said...

they should have just swapped names with the jazz

Jugdish said...

Screech's cousin?

I Love NY said...

"they should have just swapped names with the jazz"

Because there's so much less red tape to deal with there.

s

I Love NY said...

"they should have just swapped names with the jazz"

I bet nobody in the NBA thought of this

El Padrino said...

Chocalate City Pelicans

sounds the better

BLUE said...

"Screech's cousin?"

looks like he knew how to shake hands correctly back then

Keef said...

•Blue's mom is upset because the father is black



apple doesn't fall far from the tree

Keef said...

ykhikyg?



Elf is hilarity

Keef said...

Nearly a third of working adults in the U.S. get six hours or less of sleep a night.

Keef said...

HA! LOSERS!

/tem

BLUE said...

"apple doesn't fall far from the tree"

nah, i'm not racist in real life, it's just fun to act that way online

I had to tell my mom she was being a "fucking idiot", if that was her big holdup last night

Aitch said...

" tomorrow is my birthday?"

Attention whore!

/Keith

BLUE said...

aitch didn't have anything else to say, but wanted us to know he's here


how cute

Aitch said...

Fuck fantasy football

Aitch said...

"but wanted us to know he's here

how cute"

Christ, you too now?

Aitch said...

So Blue's sister got knocked up during a one nighter with a black guy?

Keef said...

everyone knows your* an AW, H. Even you

Keef said...

"Attention whore!

/Keith"



tem didn't put a comment weeks in adavance saying hey my birthday is coming up.

Aitch said...

If you say so, chief.

Keef said...

exactly

Aitch said...

I don't have the energy for a slapper with you today.

BLUE said...

"So Blue's sister got knocked up during a one nighter with a black guy?"

guess it wasn't a one-nighter, but amazingly dude isn't around much anymore now that he knows.

I don't think I really blame him too much

El Padrino said...

i would kick his ass

El Padrino said...

i tried kicking my sisters first baby daddy ass but i couldnt reach his chin

motherfucker was mad tall

part s, part ns

tem said...


guess who works for the evil developer?

tem said...

"Elf is hilarity"

true, but do you know anything about the broadway production of it?

El Padrino said...

broadway production is whack

El Padrino said...

guess who works for the evil developer?


tem

I Love NY said...

"Nearly a third of working adults in the U.S. get six hours or less of sleep a night."

I only got 4.5 last night.

Keef said...

I don't have the energy for a slapper with you today.



I wouldn't start a slapper either if I knew the other person's point was valid

El Padrino said...

I only got 4.5 last night.


woe

El Padrino said...

"If you say so, chief."

do you do this in real life

hate guys like that

what's up boss?

how ya doing chief

Aitch said...

" I wouldn't start a slapper either if I knew the other person's point was valid"

1) that is not my belief at all
2) has that ever stopped anyone here?

I Love NY said...

"guess it wasn't a one-nighter, but amazingly dude isn't around much anymore now that he knows."

I'd be outta there too, Jack!

Luckily, I only have sex 1 to 3 times a year now. I'm useless.

I Love NY said...

I mean, my dick's useless.

Aitch said...

" do you do this in real life"

I only use chief when I am being condescending.

El Padrino said...

Pizza Hut Canada has released a limited edition Pizza Hut perfume.

the fuck

Aitch said...

" Luckily, I only have sex 1 to 3 times a year now. I'm useless."

Woe

BLUE said...

"I'd be outta there too, Jack!"

exactly

Aitch said...

WADR, Blue, you said she's a bit of a party girl. Is she sure of the father or is this a Maury episode waiting to happen?

Keef said...

true, but do you know anything about the broadway production of it?


touche

Keef said...

1) that is not my belief at all



So you don't think you're an attention seeker?

BLUE said...

"WADR, Blue, you said she's a bit of a party girl. Is she sure of the father or is this a Maury episode waiting to happen?"

she's sure...she was dating the guy for a bit, but they weren't real serious

Keef said...

She has a big ass, huh

El Padrino said...

"WADR, Blue"

somehow i'm NOT sure this works when asking indirectly if your sister is a whore

I Love NY said...

"do you do this in real life

hate guys like that

what's up boss?

how ya doing chief"


One of our customers that always came to will call would call me Boss all the time. Hated it. Luckily his sister and his wife are sales reps for us, so I had them give him an endless stream of shit for it.

El Padrino said...

i forget one of my guys has a gay brother

everytime i make a gay bashing comment im sure he loves it

I Love NY said...

"everytime i make a gay bashing comment im sure he loves it"

Yeah, maybe not do that.

Keef said...

everytime i make a gay bashing comment im sure he loves it



To your credit, you're an equal opportunity basher

tem said...

"I only got 4.5 last night"

1) that's what cmlp said

2) i think i slept 9 hours last night.

Keef said...

I get about 5 during the week.

Keef said...

8-9 on the weekend

Keef said...

I only use chief when I am being condescending.



Your words are so hurtful

tem said...

"I only use chief when I am being condescending."

I only use it when I am being very respectful /kod

I Love NY said...

Somebody just replied to me in an email with "Party on!"


I like the cut of this guy's jib.

I Love NY said...

"I only use it when I am being very respectful /kod"


LOLLLLLLL

Jugdish said...

LOLLLLLLL

^^^

Jugdish said...

I like the cut of this guy's jib.


i don't know what that means, but I'm assuming its good

El Padrino said...

deathly afraid of Brees just ripping the Giants to shreds this week resulting in inevitable disappoionting 8-8 finish for my gmen

El Padrino said...

thought jib = sailing talk

I Love NY said...

Holy shit, dishwashers are $400-$600?? Mother of god.

BLUE said...

yeah, what did you think those mexicans came in and did it for free?

Keef said...

yeah, what did you think those mexicans came in and did it for free?



That's my boy!!

/mob

BLUE said...

how is that racist? (s)

I Love NY said...

"yeah, what did you think those mexicans came in and did it for free?"

I thought it was like a dollar a load

Aitch said...

" So you don't think you're an attention seeker?"

No. I think anytime I talk about anytbing in my life you assume I'm seeking attention rather than making conversation.

Aitch said...

" Holy shit, dishwashers are $400-$600?? Mother of god."

Don't be lazy. Wash 'em by hand.

I Love NY said...

Although I will be living above a BBQ catering company. Hopefully I get the hook up.

I Love NY said...

"Don't be lazy. Wash 'em by hand."

Well since you said so

Keef said...

I thought it was like a dollar a load



TWSS

Keef said...

No. I think anytime I talk about anytbing in my life you assume I'm seeking attention rather than making conversation.



Now it's become a running joke with everything you say. But there's a reason why you have the stigma attached to you

Aitch said...

Again, if you say so.

BLUE said...

sounds like he did say so

tem said...

i would say he most definitely typed so.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I traded for him the week before Vegas"

we adviced* you to

i regret nothing though, bowe was on my league's waiver wire past 2 weeks

Spaceman Spiff said...

"deathly afraid of Brees just ripping the Giants to shreds this week resulting in inevitable disappoionting 8-8 finish for my gmen"

me too, up against brees, hoping for sproles dump offs because of the pass rush, falcons were getting to him last week, giants pass rushers got blue balls from no sacks against RGIII, gonna take it out on brees

tem said...

spiff whatta say about monday postings? meiz sucks. you should take the "job"

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

extremely hungover today. woe.

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

concert was fucking grate*. major vedder chills

Spaceman Spiff said...

'Undercard:
Chiesa over LeVesseur "

not significant but chiessa pulled out due to 'illness'

main card is great though

tem said...

"not significant but chiessa pulled out due to 'illness'"

fucking UFC events. when was the last time that one went off as planned? like 2009?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff whatta say about monday postings? meiz sucks. you should take the "job""

i will take the job as long as nothing is expected of me

Spaceman Spiff said...

RGIII!!!

tem said...

yahoo! has a mock draft for NFL out...it has all linemen and LBs for the first 8 picks.

no fucking way that happens.

tem said...

"i will take the job as long as nothing is expected of me"

a guess a post on mondays is expected. otherwise nothing.

I Love NY said...

"we adviced* you to

i regret nothing though, bowe was on my league's waiver wire past 2 weeks"


I also regret nothing. It does make my choice between Mike Williams, Golden Tate, & Maclin tougher though.

Spaceman Spiff said...

romo has been on fire lately but @cin, schaub is available @NE

tem said...

"Mike Williams, Golden Tate, & Maclin tougher though."


mike williams

Keef said...

I'm glad my $ team is on a bye this week.

Keef said...

Maclin sucks donkey dick

I Love NY said...

"I'm glad my $ team is on a bye this week."

This all day

El Padrino said...

"I'm glad my $ team is on a bye this week."

This all day"


hope both your teams go off this week and lay an egg next week

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP

WFT is this shit

photog couldnt even try to pull the guy up?

"Ki Suk Han was a 58-year old family man. A homeless man who had been harassing other straphangers pushed Han in front of an oncoming train at the Times Square Station in Manhattan. Abbasi happened to be on the platform as the incident unfolded. He captured the image as the train bore down on Ki Suk Han, who struggled to get back on the platform. The train struck Mr. Han, killing him."

head on a swivel EP

tem said...

my $ team is on bye until next year.

tem said...

"photog couldnt even try to pull the guy up?"

THIS all day. fucking people take video of people getting beat up and killed and don't help or call the police or anything. they just fucking video it and post it on the intrawebs.

Keef said...

spiffdrino

Keef said...

"photog couldnt even try to pull the guy up?"


Dude was called by CNN for an interview and he said he'd only do an interview for cash money

ns

tem said...

photog probably needs to pay his monthly lease payment on his bentley.

I Love NY said...

"hope both your teams go off this week and lay an egg next week"

My team is getting healthy this week.

tem said...

they might be rusty next week.

I Love NY said...

Miranda Lambert. Yay or nay?

BLUE said...

just saw a resume that for Hobbies/interests they put 'keeping busy'

BLUE said...

I'd put TCB...you know, taking care of business

BLUE said...

"Miranda Lambert. Yay or nay?"

NAY

tem said...

as a singer or someone to have sex with?

she has a big forehead, but she is hot otherwise.

as a country singer she is pretty good. i like her faster songs better than her slower songs. most of her new stuff seems to be slower. her latest release is faster though.

El Padrino said...

head on a swivel EP

always

tem said...

her last CD was pretty good IMO, but i am not sure many songs will get released.

Keef said...

hope both your teams go off this week and lay an egg next week



Good luck to you in the playoffs.

Keef said...

oh wait

Keef said...

10/20

I Love NY said...

"as a singer or someone to have sex with?"

I really don't care about her singing.

I Love NY said...

Did Keith just troll himself?

Keef said...

um. no?

tem said...

if i don't get 20 out of 20 on the family guy thing i might have to go home and just call it a day

tem said...

20 with over 5min left.

Keef said...

if i don't get 20 out of 20 on the family guy thing i might have to go home and just call it a day


Getting < 20 sounds like a good idea

tem said...

going home sounds nice, but i gotta pay for that car lease.

Keef said...

let your baby mama pay for it

I Love NY said...

"um. no?"

incorrect

tem said...

"let your baby mama pay for it"

someone already tolt* her to let her baby daddy pay for it.

you should have said something yesterday.

Aitch said...

"Miranda Lambert. Yay or nay?"

Yay

Aitch said...

That photog's explanation to the cops was grate* too. He said he was snapping his camera so the flash would warn the train.

Keef said...

He said he was snapping his camera so the flash would warn the train.



Yeah, that was nice. Because the first thing a subway driver is going to do when he sees a flashing white light is stop

tem said...

maybe his flash was red.

Keef said...

maybe. Helps with red eye

BLUE said...

i got 11

tem said...

you and keith need to watch more FG

I Love NY said...

Whew. Just had the 6 month review and scored at or above all expectations.


That's a relief because I felt like the bossmen have been messing with me since Vegas.

tem said...

that's because you heard them saying bad jokes.

they have to make sure you are cool.

tem said...

i haven't had a review in at least 4 years.

I Love NY said...

"i haven't had a review in at least 4 years."

You're not a grunt at work like me.

tem said...

everyone is a grunt

tem said...

except the man. i'm not the man though. it wasn't me in the developer video. that was my boss.

I Love NY said...

I'm out.

Time to go cut this $1100 check. WOE.

Spaceman Spiff said...

" Seahawks CB Brandon Browner suspended four games without pay, effective immediately. "

ok

"Cardinals HC Ken Whisenhunt announced John Skelton as starting QB on Sunday. "

damn you whisenhunt

tem said...

i might have to add an Army football jersey to the christmas list. the new ones for the navy game look cool.

BLUE said...

WERE YOU IN THE ARMY

BLUE said...

NOW YOU'RE GOING TO START "WE'ING" ARMY?

Spaceman Spiff said...

tax dollars

tem said...

when i play Civilizations on the computer i am always the USA so i think i can wear an Army jersey.

tem said...

and when i saw Red Dawn I was cheering for the kids to win.

tem said...

I also watched Stripes.

tem said...

AJA the jerseys are pretty cool and some* of the proceeds go to the Army and the Academy so I will see if I can land me a jersey.

BLUE said...

"Time to go cut this $1100 check. WOE."

How about using another 11, like moving on to week 11.

tem said...

yahoo! has some thing on the front page scrolling things about the jerseys.

tem said...

army page website says they are sold out. :-(

tem said...

woe

tem said...

"How about using another 11, like moving on to week 11."

i am pretty sure i am holding this up too.

BLUE said...

that's right ARMY boy

Jugdish said...

have Lp send you one of his rough touch jerseys...signed

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

How about using another 11, like moving on to week 11.


^^^^^^

I Love NY said...

"when i play Civilizations on the computer i am always the USA so i think i can wear an Army jersey."


Keith, confirmed. Full-on Nerd.

Keef said...

aye aye

I Love NY said...

Fucking Angels signed Sean Burnett.

Eat cock, Spiff

Jugdish said...

i found beth

Jugdish said...

s

Spaceman Spiff said...

burnett will suck and you will feel better

Keef said...

i found beth



Did you look in the mirror?

I Love NY said...

I totally lined up my $FNFL team to have easy ass matchups for the playoffs. Yay me!

I Love NY said...

Harvin done for year

Spaceman Spiff said...

damn

Spaceman Spiff said...

"For some perspective on how important Harvin is to the passing game, despite not having played in a month, he leads still the Vikings in receptions, 17 clear of Rudolph"

jeebus

RIP vikes, ponder is shit, should shut down purple jesus too, say he felt something in his knee

tem said...

It was in doubt that I am a nerd?

Keef said...

Mize needed convincing

I Love NY said...

"It was in doubt that I am a nerd?"

Not really.

Keef said...

Maybe not doubt. I think you said closet nerd

I Love NY said...

Pretty sure that was it

tem said...

Closet?

tem said...

I'm a nerd

Keef said...

Ain't nobody got time for that

I Love NY said...

I have $24 left.

I put in $7 bids for both Donnie Avery and Josh Gordon.

I hope to god I get them both.

I Love NY said...

I'm thinking gotta go Golden Tate over Stevie J next week.

FUCK. I hate this.

Keef said...

Eh, don't worry about it. Whichever one you pick will be the wrong choice

tem said...

If it makes you feel better I am sure Stevie J is the play.

tem said...

wall

tem said...

does facebook tell people that today is my birthday?

tem said...

i don't want it to.


but if it does and then nobody posts that should tell me something.

Keef said...

No

BLUE said...

happy birthday

I Love NY said...

"Eh, don't worry about it. Whichever one you pick will be the wrong choice"

Pretty much

BLUE said...

"does facebook tell people that today is my birthday?"



attention whore

/h

Jugdish said...

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