Tuesday, December 11, 2012

I can't compete

Stop it

Arbys just stop it. I don't care where Subway cuts their meat. I don't care if the idiot Subway sandwich artist is not in charge of cutting the ham for my club sammich. Have you seen these kids? Do you really want them cutting the food? They are pretty much guaranteed to get injured. I am glad that a machine somewhere cuts the Subway meat, it has probably saved 1,000 kids' fingers. And while we are at it, Arby's your folks don't instill confidence. Maybe you should revisit this letting them run a meat slicer idea. And drop your prices.

Company Party

Had a company party yesterday that included spouses. All the females told cmtem stories about how their pregnancy went. I think they like to reminice. I have no idea how to spell reminice. That doesn't look right. Oh well. I typed it wrong. So anyway, I am pretty sure cmtem did not enjoy the stories. Overall though a fun night. I didn't think my coworkers were much fun. I am now sure of it, but at least I know I can tolerate being in a fancy situation with them. I didn't embarass myself which was a huge concern.

Facebook

Facestalked the daughter of a coworker. She has over 1,700 friends. I can't even name that many people.

Stop it part 2

People who are inviting me to things everyone knows I won't go to. The Warrior Dash? Really? I am 220+ pounds and totally out of shape. That is basically asking me to commit suicide. Ban the Warrior Dash....too dangerous.


Texans

Thanks for trying. I'll put your chances of winning the title just above the Bucs. So you have like a 2% chance to their 0.5%.





161 comments:

Meiz said...

"Stop it

Arbys just stop it."


YES! This whole paragraph, yes! Nobody gives a shit about where the uber-filled meat is cut. Your meat sucks too, Arby's. And I say this even though Arby's is by far my favorite fast-food. And stop being so expensive.

Meiz said...

Goddammit, Arby's is delicious, but it's so fucking expensive.

Meiz said...

IT'S COUNTRY TUESDAY!

Related: I can't stand "God Bless The USA"

Meiz said...

Fucking night shift is a bunch of slobs and vultures. Management does us all a solid and lets us put out a case of mixed salad dressing packets, and fucking night crew poaches the entire fucking thing in 2 days.

Meiz said...

Rich motherfuckers be stealing, too. Dickheads.

Meiz said...

That's why they took the free Gatorade mix away. Fuckers found the cases of the mix and started stealing that shit. That's why you bum-ass motherfuckers get generic Kool-Aid now. Fucking ruined shit for everybody.

Meiz said...

I have nothing but unfiltered ether for night crew bums.

BLUE said...

purple kool-aid?

Keef said...

The first microwave oven was almost 750 pounds.

Keef said...

I'd rather have Kool Aid than Gatorade

Meiz said...

Ask these men & women working on the docks here which on they'd rather have. Gatorade goes hard when you're busting your hump or are actually thirsty.

Meiz said...

That was a delicious breakfast salad

El Padrino said...

. All the females told cmtem stories about how their pregnancy went

brutal

BLUE said...

gatorade is overrated

Keef said...

Ask these men & women working on the docks here which on they'd rather have. Gatorade goes hard when you're busting your hump or are actually thirsty.



water

Keef said...

Don't most of them just drive a fork anyway?

NS

El Padrino said...

water

powerade
/keef

Keef said...

powerade
/keef



I'd rather have water. But obviously powerade > than gatorade

Meiz said...

"Don't most of them just drive a fork anyway?"

God no. Only the stockers are on forklifts throughout the day. Almost every pallet of product that comes in needs to be restacked on different pallets by hand.

Keef said...

Almost every pallet of product that comes in needs to be restacked on different pallets by hand.



jesus. Sounds efficient

El Padrino said...

In the 1,420 days since he took the oath of office, the federal government has daily hired on average 101 new employees. Every day. Seven days a week. All 202 weeks. That makes 143,000 more federal workers than when Obama talked forever on that cold day in January of 2009.

Under Obama the total federal workforce has surpassed two million for the first time since the first Clinton term, now sitting about the 2.2 ,million level.



Meiz said...

"jesus. Sounds efficient"

Vendors & carriers don't bother to keep the products separated often. they need to pile shit on pallets so they're optimizing the space in their trailers.

Meiz said...

Also, we have very high standards for even the quality of the wood our pallets are made of.

Keef said...

they need to pile shit on pallets so they're optimizing the space in their trailers.



You'd think that Sysco would have enough power over their vendors that they'd say work with us a little

Keef said...

Also, we have very high standards for even the quality of the wood our pallets are made of.



Ah, the blue pallets

Meiz said...

"Also, we have very high standards for even the quality of the wood our pallets are made of."

I should elaborate a little.

If a truck comes in with say 1500 cases of food, and they're all stacked willy-nilly or are on bad wood(pallets in "shitty" condition), all 1500 cases need to be pulled off the truck & restacked on new pallets by hand. Or if we get a load of product that is separated but not stacked to our ti-hi count, they need restacked.

El Padrino said...

McDonald's Corp's sales at established restaurants rose more than expected in November as a renewed emphasis on low-priced menu options, such as $1 Sausage McMuffins and coffee, helped the company bounce back from a rare decline in October, it said on Monday.

Sales at restaurants open at least 13 months were up 2.4 percent in November, easily topping the tepid 0.17 percent increase expected by analysts polled by Consensus Metrix.

BEAST

Keef said...

HD has the same shit where trucks come in with pallets and shit is just stacked & mixed all over the place. But it come from the HD distribution center, not from a vendor. So it's annoying

Meiz said...

"Ah, the blue pallets"

Only for certain products. We use regular pallets, but they just need to be in super good shape.

El Padrino said...

"HD has the same shit where trucks come in with pallets and shit is just stacked & mixed all over the place. But it come from the HD distribution center, not from a vendor. So it's annoying"

retarded

rite-aid was nazi about same product on pallet and if it wasnt the same exact product it'd be the same type of product

Keef said...

Toronto's Amir Johnson threw his mouthguard at an official and had to be restrained by teammates after he was ejected from the Raptors' 92-74 loss Monday night to the Trail Blazers.
Johnson and referee David Jones both tugged at the ball following a Portland free throw with 5:05 left in the third quarter. After Jones ejected him and started to walk away, Johnson threw his mouthguard in Jones' direction.
"I guess the ref didn't let me have the ball so we kind of got into a tug of war," Johnson said. "No words were really said and he rejected me out of the game and I kind of lost my cool from there."



Getting rejected out of the game is the worse

Meiz said...

"HD has the same shit where trucks come in with pallets and shit is just stacked & mixed all over the place. But it come from the HD distribution center, not from a vendor."


Yeah, that's going to be a big part of our conversion to the National business model. Instead of wasting money on paying vendors and truck lines to deliver everything to each separate house, we're going to have regional hubs that they'll deliver the staples to, and as we need product, we'll just get it from our assigned hub. The shit'll come in ready to go, which probably means lost jobs unfortunately. And that worries me, being the bottom man on the totem pole.

Keef said...

Instead of wasting money on paying vendors and truck lines to deliver everything to each separate house, we're going to have regional hubs that they'll deliver the staples to, and as we need product, we'll just get it from our assigned hub.


Surprised that Sysco doesn't have this already. Saves you from having to buy a minimum # from an order. You can just order what you need from the dist center

El Padrino said...

blame Obama

Keef said...

The shit'll come in ready to go, which probably means lost jobs unfortunately.


It would add a lot of jobs for the DC

El Padrino said...

have to buy breaking bad season 5 now not available on netflix

that show is incredible

EL PICKS said...

"Gatorade goes hard when you're busting your hump or are actually thirsty."


yeah, funny thing about that stuff, the thirstier you are, the better it tastes


hard to beat orange gatorade after a workout; except maybe grape koolaid during tincture time

Meiz said...

"blame Obama"

We only thank Obama around these parts.

El Padrino said...

texans only good win is Ravens no?

i gotta look

Meiz said...

"texans only good win is Ravens no?"

Bears

Keef said...

texans only good win is Ravens no?

i gotta look




No, don't. Let me do that for you, sir.
Broncos, Ravens, Bears

Meiz said...

Broncos

Keef said...

It's kind of weird that they play Indy 2 of the last 3 games

El Padrino said...

the beat denver, very early though

they'd lose today if they played

Keef said...

they'd lose today if they played




Well duh. They just played last night

El Padrino said...

9 beers Americans don't drink anymore

Amstel Light is pretty popular, surprised it's on there

El Padrino said...

exactly why I don't eat much fish, i like fish but i have trust issues with where it came from or what it is

El Padrino said...

i won't eat fish out unless im actually at a renowned place or a place known for seafood

Keef said...

Arizona is the 47th best run state in America. Yay

Meiz said...

"Fish is frequently misidentified on menus and grocery store counters in New York City, even at expensive restaurants and specialty shops, DNA testing for a new study found."


Let's look for the key in this line.

Op, found it. New York City.

Weird.

Keef said...

Still can't believe that I couldn't get 25 pts from Foster, Schaub, & Welker last night. Ended up losing the tiebreaker because the team I was facing beat me during the regular season

Keef said...

Let's look for the key in this line.

Op, found it. New York City.

Weird.





lollerskates

Meiz said...

New Study: Ass or elbow?


Results: 83% of New Yorkers polled can't tell the difference.

El Padrino said...

can anyone guess what the worlds fastest growing economy is?

El Padrino said...

"Op, found it. New York City."

happenign all over the country dickwad

Meiz said...

"can anyone guess what the worlds fastest growing economy is?"

Poorly worded questions?

El Padrino said...

Dat Ass, Video

El Padrino said...

that bitch is so hot i look at every tweet she sends out

El Padrino said...

i'd put my entire face in her ass

Aitch said...

Gives new meaning to getting shitfaced

Keef said...

mize's comment to aitch last night was grate*

BLUE said...

""can anyone guess what the worlds fastest growing economy is?""

mcdonalds?

Aitch said...

" mize's comment to aitch last night was grate*"

That was pretty funny

El Padrino said...

the answer is Mongolia

El Padrino said...

best Wiki entry ever

Keef said...

the answer is Mongolia



They have great BBQ

El Padrino said...

Krampus is said to capture particularly naughty children in his sack and carry them away to his lair.

Traditionally young men dress up as the Krampus in Austria, southern Bavaria, South Tyrol, Hungary, Slovenia and Croatia during the first week of December, particularly on the evening of 5 December, and roam the streets frightening children with rusty chains and bells.

god damn hilarity

El Padrino said...

"Krampus is often featured looming menacingly over children. He is also shown as having one human foot and one cloven hoof. In some, Krampus has sexual overtones; he is pictured pursuing buxom women."

also hilarity

El Padrino said...

Because nobody likes talking on the phone, the four largest cell phone carriers have agreed to make texting to 911 available by May 15th, 2014.

oh boy

BLUE said...

her says she are the manager

BLUE said...

fucking idiot running our basketball league messed up the tournament brackets.

6 team bracket. 1&2 get byes.

3 plays 5
4 plays 6

how does that make sense?

BLUE said...

his explanation was that the 6 seed needs to be on the same side of the bracket as the 1.

Keef said...

her says she are the manager



One of my favorite

Keef said...

favorites

Keef said...

his explanation was that the 6 seed needs to be on the same side of the bracket as the 1.



So he should make it like the NFL where if the lower seed wins, the bracket changes

BLUE said...

his explanation doesn't hold shit

you always build the bracket assuming the higher ranked team wins

BLUE said...

and the higher ranked team (the 3) should have an easier game than the lower ranked team (the 4)

Keef said...

I am them
You am them?
Yes, I am them

Keef said...

are the blue ballers the #3 seed?

Keef said...

Mmmmmm, #3 seed



/LP

El Padrino said...

ISWYDT

BLUE said...

yep, blue's team finished in a 3 way tie for first, and lost a tiebreaker that was total pts allowed


although we were 1-0 against the #1 team and 1-1 against the #2 team.

El Padrino said...

jets/chargers flexed out

seahawks/niners

Meiz said...

I don't think it's good christian behavior to drink beer with jesus

Keef said...

yep, blue's team finished in a 3 way tie for first, and lost a tiebreaker that was total pts allowed



Play some fucking defense, bluemelo

Keef said...

blue is probably a cherry picker

Meiz said...

I'm an indian outlaw

EL PICKS said...

"and lost a tiebreaker that was total pts allowed"


wow, that's the worst tiebreaker ever, makes 0 sense to me unless it is the absolute last tiebreaking option

El Padrino said...

tags over turned EVERYTHING

in your face GOODELL

El Padrino said...

well for players

coaches still ya know responsible

Keef said...

43/43

El Padrino said...

ugly Mila

again

BLUE said...

"wow, that's the worst tiebreaker ever, makes 0 sense to me unless it is the absolute last tiebreaking option"

i agree it's the worst tiebreaker.

but it was the easiest on for the moron who can't even build a 6 team bracket

BLUE said...

i wasn't trying to start shit with the guy who runs the league, but my team is getting the shaft...now we're just gonna have to shove it up his ass.

BLUE said...

"ugly Mila"

stop fucking with me you assholes

BLUE said...

35/43

ran out of time

Keef said...

Is there a yahuge difference between the #5 & #6 teams?

BLUE said...

the #5 team beat us. They had to forfeit a bunch of games but they're pretty good.

the #6 team is awful

El Padrino said...

Michigan's Republican-led legislature approved a pair of bills allowing workers in the public and private sector to opt out of paying union dues, while thousands of union activists protested outside the state capitol.


The bills now go on to Republican Gov. Rick Snyder, who will sign them into law as early as Wednesday. Michigan union leaders and their Democratic Party allies, their ranks diminished by years of job cuts in the auto industry, are now scrambling to counter the threats to their membership, finances and political power.


fuck yeah michigan!

El Padrino said...

41/43

BLUE said...

we might be able to build cars in detroit again

BLUE said...

someday

Keef said...

fuck michigan

BLUE said...

who hurt you?

Meiz said...

wall

Keef said...

who hurt you?



The BCS

Keef said...

I just talked to some chick whose sister was driving her car and rear ended someone on the freeway during rush hour. I told her that her sister was at fault. She said she didn't think her sister was at fault. I axed why she thought that. She said "Because the guy in front stopped too fast and she didn't have enough room to stop".
I gave her some ::flank silence:: and said yep she's at fault

Keef said...

I knew right away that this chick was pretty smrt* because her sister is excluded from her policy, yet she was letting her sister drive while she sat in the passenger seat.

BLUE said...

i agree with the sister

/blue

Keef said...

ha

Keef said...

wall

El Padrino said...

WALL

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Worse* part is I mistakenly dropped the Seattle D because i forgot they were playing az"

blew my mind, mize and myself have commented about seattle D a bit on here and i commented about cards QB situation

gonna get the lions D off waivers this week, but don't know if I will use them

Spaceman Spiff said...

i'm in the money baby!!!

El Padrino said...

i lost, by 7, mostly because of RGIII getting hurt, if he tosses that TD instead of Cousins then runs in the 2pt. I win

El Padrino said...

AHIK

tem said...

43/43

tem said...

tyler kept me out of the playoffs with seattle D. fuck seattle.

Keef said...

blew my mind, mize and myself have commented about seattle D a bit on here and i commented about cards QB situation



I droppt* them when they announced the suspensions, the week before against the Bears I think. So it was before yous guys was talking about it

Keef said...

gonna get the lions D off waivers this week, but don't know if I will use them



Yo tambien. I have Pats D right now

Meiz said...

I kept the SEA D/ST despite the suspensions. Picked up the Jets based on remaining schedule.

Meiz said...

So what TE do I pick up this week. I cannot trust Pettigrew at all right now.

El Padrino said...

depends who available

pitta seems to be catching a TD a week

Meiz said...

He's not though. I'm leaning towards getting Dallas Clark for $1 vs the Saints

El Padrino said...

matchup wise not bad
could do worse

El Padrino said...

whats he have like 30 rec's though?

Meiz said...

35 recs

Meiz said...

Guess Pitta does have 50 catches though

El Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

Arizona Cardinals football practice was delayed nearly two hours this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head Coach Ken Wisenhunt immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal authorities to investigate. After...a complete investigation and thorough analysis, the FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the GOAL LINE!!!

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Guess Pitta does have 50 catches though"

was targeted heavily at the start of the season though

Spaceman Spiff said...

probly your best option though

Meiz said...

I know. And he's on that up & down every other week BS right now.

Meiz said...

I'm gonna wait until tomorrow night to decide what I may or may not do.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I droppt* them when they announced the suspensions"

OIC

Spaceman Spiff said...

youkilis verbally agreed with yankees

Keef said...

Week 13?

Meiz said...

Idiot sister has her initial court date for an open container ticket tomorrow and she's asking me how she should plea, like I fucking know.

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

I think she should plea no contest, but that's a Kod question

Meiz said...

Guilty would get the fine reduced the most, I think.

Keef said...

Stop breaking the law, asshole!

Meiz said...

One of the guys in FNFL is so salty he lost this week, he's threatening to quit the league.

THE LEAGUE WAS PARTLY HIS IDEA

Keef said...

Say see ya. Call his bluff

Meiz said...

"Stop breaking the law, asshole!"

Right? But she got snagged on some bullshit. They popped her after the Octoberfest festival for having an empty camelpak that used to have cocktail in it.

Meiz said...

"Say see ya. Call his bluff"


I'm just gonna let him work it out with himself.

Meiz said...

I want some motherfucking Arby's

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"I want some motherfucking Arby's"

too expensive

Meiz said...

I know, right? And it's far as fuck away. AND I'm not even hungry.

Meiz said...

I'm down to 4 smokes a day

Meiz said...

My old apartment complex is advertising those shit holes for $5 a month more than what I'm about to be paying. I win.

BLUE said...

Nuggets were down 17 and are going to win. Pistons suck

BLUE said...

There is like 8 people at the game.

Probably protesting those union workers

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

knicks win. fuck Brooklyn

Meiz said...

"knicks win. fuck Brooklyn"

Uh oh. Shots fired.

Meiz said...

If any of you guys wind up having kids that *might* have potential health problems, please don't advertise it on facebook. The sympathy card is a sad one.

Keef said...

Twhnbs

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"If any of you guys wind up having kids that *might* have potential health problems, please don't advertise it on facebook. The sympathy card is a sad one."

another reason why FB is terrible

Meiz said...

"another reason why FB is terrible"

Nah, some people just don't know how to act. Too many people take that shit too seriously and really live their lives out there. I like fb & twitter for jokey-jokes and general entertainment fuckery.

Meiz said...

That being said, I will be making mention that I probably have cancer. It's fake cancer though. I think I have a little melanoma action going on on my arm.

Meiz said...

"I think I have a little melanoma action going on on my arm."


THAT SHIT IS NO JOKE!

/cumfast

BLUE said...

go team go

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