Tuesday, December 04, 2012

Headlines


NHL
Got an email ad to buy Blue Jackets tickets for this year. I don't think Ticketmaster got the memo.

MLB
ARod is having hip surgery for a swollen vagina. El pad would still do him.

Red Sox want Dickey. El Pad will be crushed for multiple reasons. In other news Dickey will suck next year.

Grady Sizemore had more surgery....no shit, he is always hurt.

NCAAF
La Tech found out that beggars can't be choosers. Good year players, bad year AD.

Why wouldn't fans from Fl. State just buy the tickets from NIU? It's not like NIU has any chance of having a 50-50 stadium. They might as well just sell the tickets they can't use (approximately 90% of their allotment) and not eat the cost.

People take the BCS shit too seriously. Look if you don't make the title game then you lost. The bowl you go to only matters if you are in the Pac 12 or Big 10 because then the Rose Bowl means something. Otherwise there is no difference between the Fiesta Bowl and the Capital One Bowl. The Cotton Bowl might be the best of them all and it isn't BCS. I say good for NIU, they get some good publicity and it good for the school. Hell more people might watch that game than if it were FSU vs Rutgers. Where is the story there?

NBA
Lakers struggles should surprise nobody. See Miami Heat Year 1.

Memphis and Miami are apparently the best teams.

El Pad's Nets team isn't too bad. Although the guy with the hair is hurt or something.

UFC
Diaz over Henderson - I am not sure Henderson is tough enough to beat Diaz. The only way Henderson wins is if he catches Diaz. He can't outstrike or out grapple him. All he can do is out run him. He'll run around the cage and frustrate Diaz until Diaz does something dumb. Then I think Diaz gets away with doing something dumb and the Diaz as a champion era starts. It will end with his first title defense or after he fails the post fight drug test.

Gustafsson over Rua - I hate saying Rua so I am picking the other guy. He is a rising star and the UFC needs one in the Light Heavy Weight division to challenge Jones. Rua is a tough dude, but I think the other guy is too quick. Too quick I say.

MacDonald over Penn - I don't trust BJ Penn to be in any sort of shape for this fight. If he is in good shape it is a good fight. But I expect BJ to have about 1 and a half rounds of energy and that won't cut it. MacDonald by late round TKO or submission.

Brown over Swick - Swick won't be quick enough...haha see what I did there? Anyway, I think Brown wins this in a boring decision. The show starts out rough if this is fight 1.

Undercard:
Chiesa over LeVesseur
Easton over Assunção
Phan over Siver
Proctor over Nijem
Edwards vver Stephens
Martinez over Cruickshank
Jorgensen over Albert
Trujillo over Means

NFL
Harbaugh's seems to be mean coaches. Especially at handshake time.

Alex Smith must have done something bad. I have no idea why they think Kaepernick should start over him. None. Other than a good QB sweep I am not sure what Kaepernick brings that Smith is terrible at. Smith is an above average scrambler.

McElroy...who knew?

GMen are so predictable. They need to be not believed in. That is poor phrasing but you know what I mean.

Vick to Raiders is close to being real.

Geno Smith to Cardinals.

Alex Smith to Vikings.

Barkley to Chiefs.


Other
I hate when people slow down for a cop driving on an interstate. Like passing one is illegal. Look, he isn't going to pull you over. Especially when he is from 2 counties over. Haven't you seen Dukes of Hazzard? He has no jurisdiction. Dumb Asses.


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El Padrino said...

tem

mtv is replacing Jersey Shore with a show about some hill people in West Virginia

tem said...

mtv still exists?

tem said...

it'd be funny if they moved the jersey shore people to podunk WaVa.

El Padrino said...

fish out of water

BLUE said...

fishing is fun

tem said...

not as fun as golfing.

well maybe fishing is more fun than golfing.

tem said...

yeah it is.

tem said...

fishing needs cart girls.

girls on boats wearing next to nothing motoring around the lake brining you beer.

El Padrino said...

totally agree with that

BLUE said...

yes, agreed

BLUE said...

i'm not sure i'd like Ice Fishing though

BLUE said...

i'd give it a shot with meiz though

tem said...

i think we can make this happen.

tem said...

ice fishing cart girls would be rocking some serious hard nips.

tem said...

insurance might be a bitch. 1st time one falls through the ice you are basically out of business.

Keef said...

By 2050, the global population of adults 60 or older will increase to nearly 2 billion.

Keef said...

"and the Diaz as a champion era starts."


Man, I hate that guy.

Keef said...

well maybe fishing is more fun than golfing.



no

BLUE said...

playing fish

Keef said...

play fishing

Keef said...

golfing is definitely more fun

tem said...

golfing seems like a lot more work than fishing.

work is by definition not fun.

Keef said...

fishing is only fun if your* catching fishes. AHIK*

El Padrino said...

interested on meiz's take since he likes to do both

Keef said...

Otherwise your* just sitting on a bought* getting sun burnt

tem said...

last night i dreamt i was reeling in a huge fish. it pulled me off the boat and into the water.

not sure how i got back in the boat, but i did and when i reeled the bastard in it was a little blue gill. then cmtem and bilotem made fun of me.

then we threw it back in, but first friend of tem threw mud into the fish's gills and then some lady from the EPA arrested us. But then i sweet talked her into letting us all go except friend of tem. he got sent to the slammer.

El Padrino said...

"fishing is only fun if your* catching fishes. AHIK*"

sitting on a pier, nice weather, cold ones, shooting the breeze

tem said...

golfing is only fun if you are good.

if you are shooting over double par every hole then all you are doing is chasing a white ball and getting sun burnt.

tem said...

at least with fishing you get to sit still and drink beer.

Keef said...

at least with fishing you get to sit still and drink beer.



As opposed to driving a cart & drinking beer?

Keef said...

sitting on a pier, nice weather, cold ones, shooting the breeze



Yeah, I get that. I get bored too easy, though.

El Padrino said...

you need Adderall

El Padrino said...

"if you are shooting over double par every hole then all you are doing is chasing a white ball and getting sun burnt"

and pisst*

Keef said...

if you are shooting over double par every hole


::nodding head::

/LP

BLUE said...

i get pissed whilst fishing

Keef said...

you need Adderall



I don't want to risk getting suspended by the NFL

Keef said...

aja, I'd rather live my life getting bored too easily than relying on meds

El Padrino said...

hell yeah i'm in that camp too

tem said...

you should never get bored if you have a smart phone.

tem said...

"As opposed to driving a cart & drinking beer?"

i don't promote drinking and driving.

tem said...

perhaps you do.

tem said...

i can't be held responsible for the way that i interpret what you write.

El Padrino said...

i'd much rather damage my liver with alcohol abuse

Keef said...

you should never get bored if you have a smart phone.


The lakes around here aren't necessarily in cell phone signal friendly areas

tem said...

don't need a signal to play a lot of games on the phone.

airplane mode was made for a reason.

El Padrino said...

im not going all "ny is the best" on you guys right now but we do have some pretty bad ass fishing over here out on long island

montauk in paticular, i went once it was pretty intense

i actually prefer a little bit more of a subdued fishing expedition, like a skiff just out off the sound catching fluke or blues or cod

El Padrino said...

the lake fishing experience we do in the poconos, it's really just shooting the shit for hours and catch and release of small bass that they stock the lake with

tem said...

i bet you like cod. sounds like cock, so you like it.

El Padrino said...

i do like me some cod

El Padrino said...

i like all fish

fish are cool

El Padrino said...

although ive never had all fish so dont know if that statement is accurate

they say bluefish is strong, if not butchered properly can taste wayyy too fishy i might not like that

Keef said...

don't need a signal to play a lot of games on the phone.

airplane mode was made for a reason.



So you agree that fishing can be boring too. Got it.

Keef said...

I like play fishing, too. I just think sometimes it can be boring. I prefer golfing to fishing

El Padrino said...

WHEN MOMMA MEETS JESUS TONIGHT

El Padrino said...

brothels story

Keef said...

Won my $ league matchup this week, so I ended up tied for first. Get a 1st round bye and guaranteed some money. DET

Keef said...

WOOT!!

/h

tem said...

i get the 3rd pick in my $$$ league next year

Jugdish said...

I'm in 3 $$$ leagues. #1 seed in 1, #5 seed in 2, and need to win this week to make the playoffs in the 3rd.

tem said...

too many leagues /cmjug

tem said...

so kaepernicks birth mother wants to meet him now that he is a starter?

Keef said...

None story

Keef said...

*non

Aitch said...

" I hate when people slow down for a cop driving on an interstate. Like passing one is illegal."

This. Or when there is a cop on the side of the highway and everyone slows down to 20 mph under the limit. It is legal to drive the speed limit, folks.

El Padrino said...

yeah folks

El Padrino said...

did i link the tyson/conan interview yesterday when he revealed an excerpt from his broadway show that ran in vegas i think for weeks?

brad pitt having some iron mike sloppy seconds, living to tell about it is riveting to me

El Padrino said...

then i think like Fight Club

Keef said...

According to a law enforcement official close to the investigation, Jovan Belcher was out "partying" the night before he shot Kasandra Perkins. He had been with a woman in the Power and Light District, an area of bars in downtown Kansas City.
Belcher and the woman had become separated at some point and he went to her apartment in a complex in Kansas City, but she wasn't there, the official said. According to two of the woman's neighbors, Belcher was intoxicated and they let him stay in their apartment so he could get some sleep.
Belcher asked them to wake him by 6:30 a.m. so he could attend a team meeting later that morning, the official said. "I'll get fined if I don't make it," Belcher told them.
The women woke Belcher and he went to the house he and Perkins shared at about 6:30 a.m. or 7 a.m. She had returned home several hours earlier after attending a Trey Songz concert and being out in the Power and Light District, as well.
The couple then argued before Belcher killed Perkins and later killed himself.



Good guy

El Padrino said...

yeah sounds like he had a depression problem

s

Keef said...

The Cheifs* were paying for therapy sessions for them, too

Keef said...

At least he kissed her on the forehead and said I'm sorry after he shot her

El Padrino said...

haren signed with Nats

Keef said...

jeezaloo

Keef said...

It's funny how many teams are "interested" in Dickey. He's what, 38, 39 years old?

El Padrino said...

38

but he can pitch easy for 5 more years if he wanted to

knuckleballers have longer careers

El Padrino said...

"I've always been a black unicorn because I'm 50 percent black and 50 percent amazing."

-Martellus Bennett

BLUE said...

"At least he kissed her on the forehead and said I'm sorry after he shot her"

is this true?

Keef said...

is this true?


According to ESPN

Keef said...

Story

BLUE said...

fuck that guy

tem said...

sounds like a nice dude

El Padrino said...

Hines Ward: “If you want to prevent concussions, take the helmet off”

Keef said...

Hines Ward: “If you want to prevent concussions, take the helmet off”




makes sense

ns

tem said...

i agree. helmet off would drop consussions.

offensive and defensive linemen would look terrible after games though.

they would have claw marks and bruises galore.

tem said...

i am still SAS that defenders haven't started ending careers by going for the knees.

i guess they have an unwritten rule not to do that.

tem said...

*not on QBs. the size of the zone where defenders can hit a QB is smaller than the strike zone in baseball.

tem said...

except in baseball you are throwing a baseball into that zone and in football you are trying to fit a human body.

Aitch said...

Yea, the details in that KC Star story on Belcher this morning are nuts.

El Padrino said...

"makes sense

ns"

yeah if you play rough touch

Aitch said...

" yeah if you play rough touch"

It does make sense, though. Without helmets, guys will work on better form tackling and not lead with their heads...

Keef said...

yeah if you play rough touch




You're smrter* than this

Keef said...

and in football you are trying to fit a human body.


While the zone is moving

El Padrino said...

extreme

game would be whack if they did that

Keef said...

game would be whack if they did that




Well yeah. But concussion rate would probably be down

Keef said...

It's not really a discussion of how exciting the game would be. It's about would concussions be less likely

tem said...

i think australian rules lacks helmets.


i suspect they have some concussion data.

tem said...

rugby would be similar enough to pull concussion data from.

BLUE said...

rugby players get tons of concussed

mostly from smacking their heads into the ground though.

that's the drawback

tem said...

did not know that.

football would have a similar issue i suspect.

El Padrino said...

"Well yeah. But concussion rate would probably be down"

maybe, theorectically

we'll never know

Keef said...

theorectically



I rectum so

tem said...

iswydt

El Padrino said...

i see too

clever

tem said...

"Merry Christmas" was the first text ever sent.

Keef said...

yeah but what was the first voice text ever sent?

/mize

Aitch said...

Troll

/Meiz

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

Eddie Vedder concert tonight. leaving work soon for booze time

Jugdish said...

i have heard good things about that concert

Keef said...

who is Eddie Vedder?

/tem

BLUE said...

he's that rock and roll guy

Jugdish said...

that's NOT rock and roll

/aitch

BLUE said...

well he's no quiet riot

Jugdish said...

i keep getting fb invites to shows for that Afterbirth* band...


tem said...

i have heard of Vedder. I would guess he was in Motley Crue or Van Halen or something.

El Padrino said...

SEC country is our favorite country, mostly because people like 46-year-old Jana Lawrence of Dacula, Georgia exist. Jana went to watch the SEC championship game on Saturday, and probably threw back a few too many. So she exposed herself, touched other people’s genitals and licked some tattoos, among other debauchery while at two different restaurants.

BLUE said...

she loolks real hot

BLUE said...

blue's sister is pregnant

she's not married, doesn't really have a bf.

blue's parents are pisst

BLUE said...

by the by, she's 32 and likes to party

hopefully this helps her get her shit together and grow up a bit.

El Padrino said...

"by the by, she's 32 and likes to party"

hey there

/aitch

Keef said...

According to the report, the couple had argued over relationship and financial issues for months before the tragic events unfolded on Saturday.



Maybe don't buy a Bentley if you have financial issues

Keef said...

by the by, she's 32 and likes to party

hopefully this helps her get her shit together and grow up a bit.




Worked for me!

/Casey Anthony

Keef said...

are we waiting on mize again for NCAA?

tem said...

probably waiting on me.

tem said...

blue's sister sounds like csilok.

tem said...

is she hot? we can hook her up with meiz.

Keef said...

blue's sister sounds like csilok.



^^^^^

Keef said...

is she hot? we can hook her up with meiz.



I'm getting laid plenty. I just don't talk about it

/mize

tem said...

meiz can always have more action.

tem said...

especially now that he has his own place.

Keef said...

Can you imagine the # of ladies that are going to go through the turnstile there?

Aitch said...

" that's NOT rock and roll

/aitch"

I like PJ/Vedder

Aitch said...

" Can you imagine the # of ladies that are going to go through the turnstile there?"

Zero? Is zero the answer?

Aitch said...

" Maybe don't buy a Bentley if you have financial issues"

Seriously. His contract wasnt exactly huge by NFL standards. Bentley was probably 20% of his entire worth.

tem said...

"Bret Bielema has accepted the head coaching job at Arkansas"

meiz is stoked

Keef said...

wow

Keef said...

fucking mize. He only talks about the Badgers when they're winning.

tem said...

and 50 Cent is going to make Mayweather and Pacquio fight.

it is raining good news for meiz.

Keef said...

Bielema gonna get WORKED in the SEC

Keef said...

and 50 Cent (the rapper) is going to make Mayweather and Pacquio fight

*fized

Aitch said...

"i keep getting fb invites to shows for that Afterbirth* band..."

No. You got one invite to Afterbirth*. You got 3 invites for Ammo. Two different bands, homie.

Keef said...

Two different bands, homie.



Too many invites, homie.

Aitch said...

" Mayweather and Pacquio fight"

Will mever happen. Floyd has been ducking Pacquio for years now.

tem said...

i enjoy the invites. it makes me feel popular.

tem said...

"Floyd has been ducking Pacquio for years now."

50 Cent (the rapper) says he can make it happen. And when 50 talks, we listen.

Aitch said...

" Too many invites, homie."

If only Facebook had some type of functionality that coukd prevent you from receiving invites...

Keef said...

Pacquiao gonna lose to Marquez

Keef said...

If only Facebook had some type of functionality that coukd prevent you from receiving invites...



BLOCKT! BLOCKT!

Aitch said...

Changing your settings takes 30 seconds. How long do you think 800+ clicks of the mouse would take?

Aitch said...

" Pacquiao gonna lose to Marquez"

More then* likely.

tem said...

400 seconds?

BLUE said...

1600 seconds

Aitch said...

" 400 seconds?"

Nah it will probably go 12 rounds.

S

BLUE said...

"Seriously. His contract wasnt exactly huge by NFL standards. Bentley was probably 20% of his entire worth."

probably leased it

Keef said...

Changing your settings takes 30 seconds. How long do you think 800+ clicks of the mouse would take?



you get so defensive

Aitch said...

" 800+ clicks of the mouse"

Attention whore.

/Keith

BLUE said...

guy sleeping in his bentley outside of an apartment building does sound kind of shady

Keef said...

LOOK AT ALL THE FRIENDS I HAVE!

/H

BLUE said...

maybe it was a used bentley.

like a '95

Aitch said...

" you get so defensive"

Not at all. Merely explaining why I do things the way I do.

BLUE said...

"LOOK AT ALL THE FRIENDS I HAVE!

/H"

look at all the friends his fake band has


fized

Aitch said...

" LOOK AT ALL THE FRIENDS I HAVE!

/H"

Like Old Faithful...

Aitch said...

" his fake band"

Pardon?

Aitch said...

Shouldn't you be firing someone right now, Blue?

Keef said...

Not at all. Merely explaining why I do things the way I do.



Defensive. Got it.

Aitch said...

" probably leased it"

How likely is that? NS. I just don't see him saying, "nah, can't afford that. I'll just least it."

El Padrino said...

wow a NFL athlete leased a Bently?

i cannot believe that

Aitch said...

"Defensive. Got it."

You need to hire Tem's reader

Aitch said...

" wow a NFL athlete leased a Bently?

i cannot believe that"

i2i? Or are you busting my balls too?

BLUE said...

can you even lease those cars?

tem said...

"Georgia quarterback Aaron Murray is just 1-11 against ranked teams."

wow. really?

tem said...

"can you even lease those cars?"

yes.

Keef said...

Do you know who the 1 was against, TP?

tem said...

i suspect he did lease it.

Keef said...

You need to hire Tem's reader



When there's no reason to do so, explaining why you do things the way you do is being defensive

BLUE said...

if his moron wr doesn't catch the ball, he might be 2-10

tem said...

they are only like 2,500 or so to lease per month.

tem said...

$2,500 gets you a new one.

used one would probably be cheaper. i can't imagine it would be more expensive used.

El Padrino said...

i2i? Or are you busting my balls too?


ball busting

Keef said...

they are only like 2,500 or so to lease per month.




That's retarded

BLUE said...

why is that retarded?

Keef said...

$2500 car payment is retarded. Crazy

BLUE said...

yeah, well the car costs more than some people's houses

Aitch said...

" yeah, well the car costs more than some people's houses"

But my house is worth 10 Bentleys.

/Blue

tem said...

it is retarded for us to pay.

an NFLer, maybe not.

tem said...

think of it this way. the dude makes probably 15 times what a normal person makes.

if a normal person pays $200 a month for a car he can pay 15 times that....$3,000 per month.


tem said...

change the numbers to actuals and i bet the $2,500 isn't too crazy.

BLUE said...

yeah, the minimum is like $450K. That's 37.5k/month

Aitch said...

Did you guys see this?

Kinda messed up. Sorry if this was already posted.

Keef said...

yeah, well the car costs more than some people's houses



No, I get that. I wasn't talking about that car in particular, just spending $2500/mo on a car payment

Jugdish said...

just spending $2500/mo on a car payment


especially being an undrafted kid from maine...be a little smatter* with your money considering the average career is fairly short. less than 3 years or something like that

Aitch said...

" yeah, the minimum is like $450K. That's 37.5k/month"

Before taxes, agent fees, etc. I'm sure his car was not his only exorbitant expense, either.

BLUE said...

you're right, but you're also not including endorsements...like smith and wesson

BLUE said...

the point is, he's going to ball out, cuz he's a baller

BLUE said...

was a baller

BLUE said...

ballers don't roll up in no hyundai

Keef said...

He was renting the house where he kilt* his baby mama, too

El Padrino said...

be a little smatter* with your money considering the average career is fairly short. less than 3 years or something like that


not the norm in professional atheltics, especially, ahem *cough* amongst black athletes

did you see the broke doc on ESPN

Jugdish said...

alfred morris does...well in a mazda

Jugdish said...

especially, ahem *cough* amongst black athletes



dude...REALLY?!?!?

/mize

Keef said...

kanye said they win the super bowl & drive off in a Hyundai

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