Monday, December 17, 2012

Hail To The Redskins

First place in the NFC East, for now.

Suite LOV logo by Tyler:

Weekend had a lot of knockouts, here are a few:


Grown man: How could Marshall do that to a child after what happened in Newtown?

Poor guy:

When Ricky Rubio calls for the ball, you give him the ball so he can do this:

Dem/Dat:
dem tits
dat ass

Classic Jessica Biel GIF:

Filipino hilarity:
oh my got!he's det!nine-wahn-wahn!he's not moobing!

Dude got blasted:

174 comments:

Keef said...

Typical LP GEMS on Friday

Meiz said...

Did LP only hit like 1 game this weekend?

El Padrino said...

is that so

makes cents

El Padrino said...

pacquiao fight was incredible

marquez was hurt bad
they exchanged some massive blows

boxing when done right is = grace beauty

El Padrino said...

DICKEY!

El Padrino said...

not even looking at Drudge today will be draped with newtown stories

El Padrino said...

or any news site for that matter

Meiz said...

God forbid

BLUE said...

i always enjoy when EP takes a day off. We rehash stories that are 3 days old

El Padrino said...

that story is as fresh as a new one it's so big

and im not rehasing it, just avoiding it had enough on friday/saturday

BLUE said...

i meant the dickey and pacquiuaao comments

Keef said...

Sloths take one week to digest food.

Keef said...

Did LP only hit like 1 game this weekend?



2

Keef said...

pacquiao fight was incredible



That was last weekend

BLUE said...

oh, i thought it happned on friday

El Padrino said...

"That was last weekend"

on pay per view

did you watch it on HBO sat night? the replay and not the knock out

fight was great

El Padrino said...

"i meant the dickey and pacquiuaao comments"

dickey was late yesterday

friday was rumors
sat was players not agreed yet
sunday finalized

still pending on tor ability to resign the dick man

El Padrino said...

toronto sensing a window here and going for it

i like it

yankees are old as fuck
boston is trash right now
tampa is streaky

El Padrino said...

thought o's should have tried for upton or dickey

or threw cash at josh hammy, dude would have hit 40 in that park by august

Keef said...

Schools in Ridgefield, Conn. under lockdown over reports of possibly armed person

EL PICKS said...

"It means we probably just watched the last Chicago appearance in a Bears uniform of Devin Hester, who's only the greatest return man in the history of the NFL and a man who should be enshrined in the Hall of Fame."


I like Wilbon, but Hester in the HOF is complete crazy talk

Keef said...

Ultimate Fighter” Season 9 competitor Ray Elbe endured an injury most males wouldn’t wish upon their worst enemy.
While having sexual intercourse with his girlfriend, the fighter with the moniker “Magical” suffered a penile fracture. According to Elbe, it was just as traumatic as it sounds.
“I ended up fracturing my penis bone ... I tore the urinary tract, tore some membrane -- as it happened you can imagine the shock and the horror that was going on,” Elbe said in a video posted to his website on Sunday. “I jumped up from the intimate moment, blood shooting out of my groin. I immediately tried to run to the shower, felt myself losing consciousness, tried to walk back to the bed at which point I collapsed, knocking myself out. I gave myself 10 stitches and fractured a couple teeth.”

tem said...

"dickey was late yesterday"

yahoo! had it on thursday

Keef said...

dickey was late yesterday



I bet that isn't the first time LP has said that

El Padrino said...

hester is a HOF return specialist

surely there is a place in the hall for him i would think

El Padrino said...

penile fracture

lol

Keef said...

wall

Meiz said...

I was in bed by like 9:00 last night. I think tem's on to something. It was great.

El Padrino said...

whoa

Keef said...

When I go to bed early like that, I usually wake up 4 or 5 times during the night

Meiz said...

It was only about 8 hours of sleep. I slept until 12:30 on Saturday. This not sleeping during the week thing kills me on the weekends.

Meiz said...

My pregnant wife is always tired now, so I think it makes me tired too.

Keef said...

woe

Aitch said...

" Meiz said...
My pregnant wife is always tired now, so I think it makes me tired too."

Um?

Keef said...

gully H

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

" Meiz said...
My pregnant wife is always tired now, so I think it makes me tired too."

congrats, meiz

Keef said...

something in the water here

El Padrino said...

yeah really

Keef said...

CMLP is next

El Padrino said...

maybe

Keef said...

CONGRATS!

Meiz said...

El pad's having twins? Congrats!

tem said...

i saw on FB and cnn.com that cmlp is knocked up again.

Keef said...

I saw it on CNN too, but figured it happened 3 weeks ago

El Padrino said...

stop it

El Padrino said...

when the giants put me in a bad mood i take a step back and just thank god i am not a Jets fan

Keef said...

Spiff ♥s Coughlin

Keef said...

stop it



aja, congrats

tem said...

indeed congrats.

is there something lower than 0% now for el pad's chances at getting to a summit?

BLUE said...

-5%

El Padrino said...

no one is pregnant in the el pad household

El Padrino said...

anytime i bring in ravioli's for lunch the gollum calls them pierogies

tem said...

i thought you fired the gollum?

Meiz said...

"when the giants put me in a bad mood i take a step back and just thank god i am not a Jets fan"

Jets gonna make the tournament though

El Padrino said...

According to a memo leaked to AdAge, COO Jim Johannesen wants more McDonald's employees working on Christmas.

BEAST

tem said...

tits mcgee still makes pick em picks. thats nice.

El Padrino said...

"Jets gonna make the tournament though"

maybe, that means nothing to me though

the fact that this team made back to back afc champ games ruined them

if that makes any sense

Keef said...

pierogis are the best

Keef said...

I'm having those for dinner tonight

ns

Keef said...

"Jets gonna make the tournament though"

bet?

El Padrino said...

"I'm having those for dinner tonight

ns"

my new years resolution is to eat more of these

El Padrino said...

remember when the Colts were whipping the Jets ass then put in curtis painter in the 2nd half and the Jets came back and won

that was fun

El Padrino said...

deal done, 2 years 25MM for dickman

EL PICKS said...

"hester is a HOF return specialist

surely there is a place in the hall for him i would think"


would be redonk to have Hester, but no Tim Brown or Chris Carter


HOF doesn't do specialists, it's why there are no punters

El Padrino said...

"Tim Brown or Chris Carter"

travesty

Meiz said...

"HOF doesn't do specialists, it's why there are no punters"

That will change when Shane Lechler is eligible.

Meiz said...

Maybe

Meiz said...

Al Del Greco is one of the greatest athletes of our lifetime.

Keef said...

I wanted to give Cruz a big fuck you for his shit bomb yesterday, then I read this, and I can't.

El Padrino said...

yeah that part of conneticut is Giants country

El Padrino said...

started Homeland over the weekend

then have to rewatch Boardwalk Empire, i stopped after season 2, episode 4

wasnt impressed, it must have gotten a whole lot better

tem said...

cmtem lost in her fantasy playoffs to a guy who didn't even start a QB.

stings the nostrils.

tem said...

i need 21 points out of the Jets D or a lose.

tem said...

i played against Denver D and someone else who tore it up.

Keef said...

I played against Decker. He outscored Cruz, Martin, Wilson, & LIONS D combined

Keef said...

It's ok, though. Playing for 3rd place is where it's at

El Padrino said...

what the hell happened in Cleveland with London Fletcher

tem said...

i think it might have been decker i was playing against.

and i had d. thomas and stafford who didn't do anything worthwhile.

tem said...

it will be me vs cmtem for 3rd place.

Keef said...

How the fuck do you not pay attention and start a QB if you're in the playoffs?

El Padrino said...

just saw this, like a week old

john hollinger hired by NBA team

BLUE said...

which NBA team?

Keef said...

Rep. Louie Gohmert, a Texas Republican, defended the sale of assault weapons and said that the principal at Sandy Hook, who authorities say died trying to overpower the shooter, should herself have been armed.


get the fuck out of here. fucking rednecks

El Padrino said...

grizzlies

tem said...

"How the fuck do you not pay attention and start a QB if you're in the playoffs?"

he had RG III. he benched him and didn't pick someone up.

even posted that he was going to win without one because he didn't need a QB.

tem said...

basically he is a dickhead and he was correct.

Keef said...

Fucking Kirk Cousins.

I guess RG3 isn't as valuable as we thought

(S)

BLUE said...

"grizzlies"

peyton manning is smart

tem said...

why hire a writer to be president of basketball ops? does he know anything other than basketball stats?

El Padrino said...

it's like sabermetrics in NBA

Keef said...

Real nice, Clark

BLUE said...

he's not really a writer, he's an analyst

Keef said...

Prior to December 2012, he was an analyst and writer for ESPN, primarily covering the NBA

tem said...

well i wish him good luck

El Padrino said...

that's nice

Keef said...

he said thanks

BLUE said...

i always figured that was the point of his gig at ESPN was to get a front office job

Keef said...

I thought that too, but didn't say anything


/LP

Keef said...

fucking cmk. She boat* Michael Korrs sandals for bgas. I axed her why she didn't just go ahead and get her a purse, sunglasses, the whole 9 yards

Keef said...

She boat* them at like TJ Maxx or something, so I don't think she paid the full price. But still...

El Padrino said...

calm down tight ass

tem said...

"so I don't think she paid the full price"

did she trick the cashier? give her $10 when the price was $15 and then run away?

Meiz said...

"She boat* them at like TJ Maxx or something, so I don't think she paid the full price. But still..."


Oh, cmk is THAT Mom. Better nip that in the bud, son.

tem said...

she partially stoled* them

Meiz said...

"calm down tight ass"

The principle, b, the principle.

tem said...

i guess maybe she had a coupon.

tem said...

"I axed her why she didn't just go ahead and get her a purse, sunglasses, the whole 9 yards"

you do realize that bgas is getting a purse and sunglasses now too right?

El Padrino said...

"The principle, b, the principle."

what principle

tem said...

"Zenit fans demanding all-white, non-gay team"

damn right /blhitler

Keef said...

Zenit fans demanding all-white, non-gay team




You a fan of Zenit, LP?

Meiz said...

When does bgas get her first iPhone? K-4?

Keef said...

Goddammit, tem

tem said...

"what principle"

the principle that a little kid doesn't need designer sandals that won't fit in 5 months.

tem said...

"Goddammit, tem"

when you make a comment i have to play the role of as. because you can't be an as. to yourself.

Keef said...

did she trick the cashier? give her $10 when the price was $15 and then run away?



TJ Maxx sells shit for cheaper then the regular store sells them. Like, if you go to the MK store, purses are like $400-$500. They're like $199 @ TJ

Meiz said...

"Like, if you go to the MK store, purses are like $400-$500. They're like $199 @ TJ"


What a bargain

tem said...

so $199 is the full price at TJ Maxx. got it.

El Padrino said...

"the principle that a little kid doesn't need designer sandals that won't fit in 5 months."

SHOWER YOUR CHILDREN WITH GIFTS AND THE FINEST THREADS AVAILABLE

we re-sell all designer clothes once our kids grow out of them on ebay or give them away in rare cases to close friends/family

Keef said...

calm down tight ass



Has nothing to do with it. Like I said, she got it at TJ, which they were probably < $20. I just don't want this road leading to fucking toddlers & tiaras shit

Keef said...

you do realize that bgas is getting a purse and sunglasses now too right?


Yeah, her comment was "in time..."

Keef said...

the principle that a little kid doesn't need designer sandals that won't fit in 5 months.



This

Keef said...

when you make a comment i have to play the role of as. because you can't be an as. to yourself.



My goddammit tem comment was you posting the gay team headline right before me

tem said...

"we re-sell all designer clothes once our kids grow out of them on ebay"

you pay taxes on that? /IRS

El Padrino said...

"I just don't want this road leading to fucking toddlers & tiaras shit"

you're overreacting

El Padrino said...

happy wife

happy life

tem said...

"My goddammit tem comment was you posting the gay team headline right before me"

oh i see.

keefast

Keef said...

so $199 is the full price at TJ Maxx. got it.



Oh, trust me. I've had that conversation so many fucking times with cmk that it's ridiculous. She always says "Oh, I got this shirt for $25, and it's normally priced at $250." And I'll say, oh, so it's worth $25. And then we'll have that back & forth for 10 minutes

tem said...

"you're"

goddman mayans were right.

this is it folks. the week el pad nails a you're/your is the week it has to end.

El Padrino said...

"you pay taxes on that? /IRS"

jesus man keep that shit down

tem said...

relax. unless you do it all the time and i mean a whole fucking lot, it isn't taxable.

if it were you'd be taking a loss on the stuff anyway as i seriously doubt you are selling them for more than you paid.

Keef said...

you're overreacting



Maybe. But she watches all that shit religiously. I'd rather overreact and keep her away from that shit than ignore it and have to deal with it in 3 years

Keef said...

What a bargain



exactly

tem said...

after several days of testing i am going with about 40 hours of battery life for my phone under normal circumstances.

tem said...

that is less than i thought it would be.

it seems to get down to 75% real quick and then slowly drops to 40%. 40% to 15% goes by fast and then 15% down is slow.

it is just like my car gas tank.

i am sure that's the battery messing with my head though.

Keef said...

What's going on with NCAA? Can we (mize) advance yet?

tem said...

i need to play texas. is that up?

El Padrino said...

hate when people lick their fingers then thumb through papers

shit is gross

Keef said...

I don't know.

tem said...

i think i am getting a cold.

i think i should go home early.

El Padrino said...

feed it

Feed the cold.

Keef said...

wall

Meiz said...

I laughed my ass off at both the Pac Man video and the dude getting shot by 5-0

El Padrino said...

"On Friday, Wal Mart announced it would be selling the iPhone 5 for only $127 (usually $199), the iPhone 4S for $47 (usually $99), and the iPad for $399 (usually $499)."

game changer

El Padrino said...

wings for dinner

suite

Meiz said...

"What's going on with NCAA? Can we (mize) advance yet?"

No clue. I'm transferring commish doodies to you because my Live susbscription is going to lapse and I'm not going to renew until I get into the new apartment next month.

Meiz said...

"On Friday, Wal Mart announced it would be selling the iPhone 5 for only $127 (usually $199), the iPhone 4S for $47 (usually $99), and the iPad for $399 (usually $499)."


With a 2 year agreement to their bootleg cell service.

Keef said...

I'm transferring commish doodies to you because my Live susbscription is going to lapse and I'm not going to renew until I get into the new apartment next month.



we'll still have to wait for you

El Padrino said...

is that so

El Padrino said...

this kid has never seen bronx tale

jesus

El Padrino said...

NBC Execs Are Allegedly Discussing Replacing Jay Leno With Jimmy Fallon As ‘Tonight Show’ Host


here we go again

El Padrino said...

not for nothing but where are the mets getting 200+ innings from now?

Matt Harvey I guess

Keef said...

not for nothing but where are the mets getting 200+ innings from now?

Matt Harvey I guess




LOVE IT!

Keef said...

fucking Mess

El Padrino said...

4th place!

Keef said...

yeah, at least you have the Fins* in your division

Meiz said...

"we'll still have to wait for you"

Wrong. I'll set it to autopilot, just like I do every week for recruiting

El Padrino said...

Paula Creamer is a suite porn name

Keef said...

Wrong. I'll set it to autopilot, just like I do every week for recruiting



ah ok

Keef said...

As commish, I'll make sure that tem has to play a real person at least twice per season

El Padrino said...

piece

BLUE said...

make sure i get into the pac-12

Meiz said...

"Paula Creamer is a suite porn name"

Mize likes her

Keef said...

make sure i get into the pac-12



You may join the Big East

Meiz said...

Blue's in the Big Least already

Meiz said...

It's never easy cutting a thousand dollar check. I'll never see that money again, and will get no return on the investment.

Meiz said...

The Badgers finished the regular season in the top 25. Awesome.

Keef said...

Non refundable deposit?

Meiz said...

1st & last month's rent

Keef said...

Ah

Meiz said...

But nobody knows when the last month is!

I had assumed it would be a 1 year lease, but it's just a running monthly lease. That kind of worries me. Are they going to sell the place? Do they plan on raising rent as they see fit?

Keef said...

Is there something in the lease that says they have to notify you ahead of time rent is going up?

Meiz said...

Yeah, 30 day written notice.

Keef said...

Wall

Keef said...

Egg nog is so good

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