Friday, December 14, 2012

Giants +1.5 over FALCONS
The birds can suck my dick.

Green Bay -3 over CHICAGO
Bears have no offence

RAMS -3 over Vikes
Fisher rukles

Jax +7 over FINS
I'm so tired right no.

Tampa Bay +3.5 over SAINTS
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale then a few Blue Moons

RAVENS +2.5 over Broncos
The food was terrible.

Colts +8.5 over TEXANS
Dawkins is mad he aint on the Broncos right now

Seattle -535 over BUFFARO
Nigger.  /Django movie

Detroit -6 over ARIZONA
Fucking Lindley

SD -3 over Carolina
I'm warming up my arm right now.

Steelers -1.5 over COWBOYS
When the Cowboys need a win do they get it?

KC +3 over Oakland
Pathetic

NE -5.5 over Niners
Porn

Jets +1.5 over TITANS
ass

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Keef said...

Wall

Keef said...

The N bomb scared everyone off

Meiz said...

I watched a solid bit from Louis CK last night about internal use of N bombs.

A) Saying "The N Word" just makes you say nigger in your head.

B) Regardless of race, sometimes you think some shit shit like "That nigger just made the shit out of this coffee"

Meiz said...

Mize, you're fired.

/HR

Meiz said...

I hate when have to abort the shower for an emergency shit

Meiz said...

Are we taking a mulligan, here? Too much of the cism for the morning?

Meiz said...

The Angels will miss the 2013 playoffs.

BLUE said...

abortion and n word talk all within 6 comments.

a new low for LOV

Meiz said...

Fucking Angels.

Trout
Hamilton
Roidbert
Trumbo


Fucking murderer's row

BLUE said...

do they move trout out of CF?

Meiz said...

"abortion and n word talk all within 6 comments."


*takes a bow*

Meiz said...

"do they move trout out of CF?"

What? No. Why would they do that?

BLUE said...

they have smosh shamilton

BLUE said...

shmamilton

BLUE said...

shmosh shmamilton

BLUE said...

i guess EP got wreckt

BLUE said...

finished week 13 last night. Now i've just gotta hope the BCS peeps like me

Meiz said...

"they have smosh shamilton"

yeah, but you said CF. Why would you tell the best centerfielder in the game that he's gotta give up his position for a marginal, aging corner outfielder?

Meiz said...

*arguably best CFer

Keef said...

The Angels will miss the 2013 playoffs.




I thought that yesterday

ns

Keef said...

Ready to NCAdvAnce

Keef said...

finished week 13 last night. Now i've just gotta hope the BCS peeps like me



Played against mishitgan in the snow after work this morning. That was fun. A lot easier to run the ball in the snow.

Keef said...

Fucking tem and his game "freezing"

Keef said...

finished week 13 last night. Now i've just gotta hope the BCS peeps like me


Who did you play?
UM was ranked 23rd, I think it was 23-7. I think I have a bye next week and then the B1G champyunship game

Keef said...

Texas was ranked 3rd. The in game think popped up during the 4th quarter and they were losing by 1 to TCU. Hopefully they lost

Keef said...

thing*

BLUE said...

I played San Diego State.

Shitty team

I'm done playing until bowl season

Tem has Texas next week, so either way one of those two teams is eliminated from in front of you.

Keef said...

suite

Keef said...

tem's game will probably freeze once or twice

BLUE said...

hate it when that happens

BLUE said...

i almost lost to SD state. I was getting pisst.

My QB threw 4 picks in the first half, and every route combination I was running was covered, which just seemed ridiculous

BLUE said...

SD state drove down to the 6 yard line or something with like a minute to go needing a TD to tie, and I held them out of the endzone


then scored a 90 yard TD pass with 1 second left.

BLUE said...

onside kick, i recovered.

tried another bomb, but was unsuccessful


needless to say, i didn't get many sportsmanship points

Keef said...

I ended up with -95 sportsmanship against UM. First half I scored with 1 second left, and I kickt* an onside kick so it would just run out the clock and they couldn't return for a TD. Got dinged for that. Then I tried a couple of hail marys at the end that were unsuccessful

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

Rob Parker is an idiot

Meiz said...

Boise State is moving to the Pacific 12 conference next season.

Meiz said...

West Virginia is being given the Death Penalty by the NCAA's governing body. Head Coach King Tem is banished to The University of Buffalo.

Keef said...

wava should go to the SEC. That's where all the champions are

Keef said...

our teams should start our own conference

Meiz said...

It crossed my mind to float the idea of playing on Heisman out there so you guys can all experience what it's like to grind out 4 point wins against shitty schools like me.

Meiz said...

But really, I almost filled my proverbial trousers this morning in the shower.

BLUE said...

"Boise State is moving to the Pacific 12 conference next season."

YES!

BLUE said...

"our teams should start our own conference"


but then we'd have to play each other and that will take forever


/tem

Meiz said...

"wava should go to the SEC. That's where all the champions are"

Coincidentally, Buffalo has applied for membership in the Southeastern Conference.

Keef said...

I have never had to exit the shower to shake a tit

Keef said...

Free-agent right-hander Anibal Sanchez has reached agreement on a five-year, $80 million deal with the Detroit Tigers


Goodness

Keef said...

I wish I could be an average at best pitcher

Meiz said...

"I have never had to exit the shower to shake a tit"

You're very lucky. It's the worst. Full on panic.

Meiz said...

"I wish I could be an average at best pitcher"

I can teach you the art of pitchin' if you're willing to catch.

/Kod

Tyler said...

Angels. Jesus.

Keef said...

Angels. Jesus.



OK Boston West

tem said...

"finished week 13 last night. Now i've just gotta hope the BCS peeps like me"

texas will be tough.

tem said...

i will probably lose.

buffalo sounds fun. i have too many 4 star recruits coming in anyway.

Tyler said...

"OK Boston West"

My comment was more about the Trout/Pooholes/Shmosh llineup than spending money. You gotta spend money to make money.

Tyler said...

How awesome would a freeway World Series be? I mean for me and Spiff, not for anyone else.

Tyler said...

I am working from home today. It is a pretty sweet gig. Wish I could do this everyday.

Keef said...

My comment was more about the Trout/Pooholes/Shmosh llineup than spending money


ah

Aitch said...

Rob Parker suspended indefinitely

Keef said...

How awesome would a freeway World Series be?


Only worst* thing would be another subway series

Keef said...

You gotta spend money to make money.



That strategery doesn't work for me

Tyler said...

Only worst* thing would be another subway series

Yeah, that's not happening again anytime soon.

Tyler said...

"That strategery doesn't work for me"

I will concede that it doesn't always work in sports. But it pretty much works in every other walk of life.

Meiz said...

"I will concede that it doesn't always work in sports. But it pretty much works in every other walk of life."


I think Keith meant the exact opposite of this

Meiz said...

Evil Braun, 2013 NL MVP -------------------------------->

Tyler said...

I think Keith meant the exact opposite of this

IOk, personal too. I guess as a business stradergy. I've worked places where they don't want to spend money and then they wonder why the business isn't growing.

Meiz said...

Tyler drinks Jager when he works from home. I'm so proud.

Aitch said...

Shooting at a CT elementary school.

tem said...

saw that on CNN.com

tem said...

2 dead adults. didn't say much about dead kids. shooter dead.

tem said...

yahoo! says over 12 killed including children.

tem said...

whatever news source el pad reads posted all that info and more 10 hours ago.

tem said...

aside, since tyler is here. why the fuck is steve nash still hurt? wasn't he supposed to be out for like 8 days? and that was like 40 days ago.

tem said...

aside again....i hate when you ask someone what to get their kid for christmas and they say "toy story anything lol its there favorite"


why don't you tell me a little more than that...come on...he probably has all sorts of toy story toys. i am supposed to know his toy story toy inventory. i'm just getting him the DVD even though i know he has it already. fucking parents need to help me out here.

BLUE said...

buy him something obscure from Toy STory, something he'll never play with

tem said...

that is plan B if plan A gets shot down by cmtem.

tem said...

toy story pencil sharpener. he is like 2 years old. i am sure he sharpens lots of pencils.

BLUE said...

and to be honest, it's hard as hell to come up with presents for everyone to buy.

We try and create a wishlist on toysrus and other places for the kids, it takes us forever.

problem then is (like this year), my mom bought all the gifts off the list, so now the other grandparents, aunts...etc, they don't have a clue what to get, and neither do we.

christmas sucks

tem said...

i hear all that, but don't tell me something so generic. just say "gift card"

tem said...

i'm getting him toy story shoes

tem said...

or "Toy Story 3 Dump Rescue Buddy 5 Pk"


i don't know what Dump Rescue is, but meiz needed it this AM.

Aitch said...

CBS is reporting 18 kids dead.

BLUE said...

cmblue got all pissed because we got a gift in the mail yesterday that we had already bought.

She was like "i wanted to get that for her"

I told her, who gives a shit, we'll return the other one and get something else.

BLUE said...

bottom line i've learnt in the last 3 years or so

we only buy one thing for our kids for christmas (something bigger) and let the grandparents and everybody else fill out under the tree.

tem said...

return the other one and pocket the cash.

BLUE said...

plus i'm cheap as hell

win/win

Keef said...

tem's having a girl. Got it

Keef said...

I will concede that it doesn't always work in sports. But it pretty much works in every other walk of life.



Yeah, I was talking personal. I don't seem to make money when I spend money

tem said...

not sure how you determined that, but ok.

tem said...

the having a girl thing...not the spending money to not make money thing.

Keef said...

not sure how you determined that, but ok.



ha. I can't read, that's how. I saw a comment blue made and thought it was you

Keef said...

cmblue got all pissed because we got a gift in the mail yesterday that we had already bought.

She was like "i wanted to get that for her"



I saw this and somehow read it as cmtem

tem said...

gotcha.

Keef said...

fucking reading

Keef said...

CNN just reported a school shooting


(S)

Keef said...

cmblue got all pissed because we got a gift in the mail yesterday that we had already bought.



Does cmblue open up the gifts before Xmas?

BLUE said...

keith is having a 2nd girl

Keef said...

keith is having a 2nd girl



I'd be fine with that

Keef said...

We're not going to find out again

BLUE said...

"Does cmblue open up the gifts before Xmas?"

all the family is out of town, so they have it shipped to our house. Toysrus doesn't wrap the stuff, so we have to open the box from UPS to see what it was and who it's for, then wrap it.

Keef said...

ah, ok

tem said...

toys r us is lazy

Keef said...

So Javon Belcher thought that he might not be the father of that 3 month old, so he shot that chick 9 times. Goddamn.

tem said...

did they see if he was the father?

Meiz said...

What a skank

BLUE said...

then kissed her and told her he was sorry

Keef said...

then kissed her and told her he was sorry



Yeah, that part kills me

Keef said...

What a skank



He was at some ho's apartment the night before

Meiz said...

"He was at some ho's apartment the night before"


Players gotta play!

BLUE said...

pretty sure neither of those items is worth killing a person over

tem said...

we have two bodies that say they are

Keef said...

we have two bodies that say they are


The bodies say they were kilt. It doesn't say it was worth it

Meiz said...

Days like today make me really happy that Mitt fucking Romney didn't get elected president.

BLUE said...

because it's snowing?

BLUE said...

Fridays?

Keef said...

raining

Meiz said...

Yes, because it's snowing

Meiz said...

I had some walleye cheeks courtesy of our test kitchen for lunch. They were wonderful.

Keef said...

CNN's headline is grate*


"MASS KILLINGS AT SCHOOL
Student: 'Everybody was crying'"



Great, thanks for that

Keef said...

the suspected shooter is 20-years-old

BLUE said...

was

Keef said...

He's probably the same age

BLUE said...

now saying closer to 30

BLUE said...

people kilt, not the age of the dude

supposedly he did have some connection to the school

tem said...

is this one of those "suspected shooters" who had 50 people see him do it, then he shot himself at the end, but we still call him a suspected shooter until it is "proven" that he did it?

tem said...

and yes, i assumed the shooter is male.

tem said...

"Days like today make me really happy that Mitt fucking Romney didn't get elected president."

i would like further explanation of this.

tem said...

facebook has exploded with anti gun people again.

Meiz said...

"i would like further explanation of this."

Soulless robot, unbelievable as a sympathizer.

Keef said...

facebook has exploded with anti gun people again.



Yeah, this shit angers me. Fuck the whole gun control issue for one day. Right now ain't the time to be talking about that when 20 kids just got kilt*.

Keef said...

I'm pretty sure if the gun control laws were stricter, this dude would still have the guns he used. It's been said a number of times, bad people are going to get what they need to do bad things.

BLUE said...

well you know, if those kids had their own guns, it probably would have prevented this

Keef said...

well you know, if those kids had their own guns, it probably would have prevented this



Well duh

Keef said...

If Marky Mark was at that school, none of this would have happened

Keef said...

Dude's mom was a teacher at the school. He went into her classroom and killed her and a lot of the kids in that class

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Spiff's gotta come through here and tell me if I can somehow stream games on my phone"

same as computer, except i cant get adblock to work so i have to zoom in and press every X for the ads, but after that its fine

Spaceman Spiff said...

" Toysrus doesn't wrap the stuff, so we have to open the box from UPS to see what it was and who it's for, then wrap it"

FUCK THAT

Meiz said...

"same as computer, except i cant get adblock to work so i have to zoom in and press every X for the ads, but after that its fine"

Hm. I haven't been able to get any video of the steams on the phone.

Meiz said...

"FUCK THAT"

Indeed. BUT, kids.

Spaceman Spiff said...

what do you see on the screen

Keef said...

4 year old boy found dead at the shooter's home

tem said...

sad stuff.

i see he is already passed being the "suspected shooter"

Meiz said...

"what do you see on the screen"

I see everything on the page except a video player. and on the right hand side, it says I'm missing a plug-in. Should I just use my mobile web instead of the Firefox app?

tem said...

too bad there isn't a mental health screening device that could scan our brains when we leave the house and not let us leave if we were all fucked up in the head.

tem said...

you could call into work "gotta stay home. brain scanner thing says i might kill people"



your boss would be fine with that.

Keef said...

too bad there isn't a mental health screening device that could scan our brains when we leave the house and not let us leave if we were all fucked up in the head.




That would probably be more dangerous than a microwave

Keef said...

New York Giants running back Ahmad Bradshaw (knee/foot) has been ruled out for Sunday's game against the Atlanta Falcons after missing practice for a third straight day.


Saaaaa-uite

Keef said...

Dude I'm playing has Bradshaw

tem said...

"That would probably be more dangerous than a microwave"

great, now if it ever exists i will avoid it

Keef said...

ahik*

BLUE said...

oh it exists.

it's in all our cellphones and all the government has to do is turn it on

Meiz said...

Brain scanner wouldn't let Tem out of the house.

/Bill's dresser

BLUE said...

gunman was 24...see he did get older

Keef said...

gunman was 24...see he did get older


touche

BLUE said...

nobody's seen EP today, maybe he took a drive up to connecticut

Meiz said...

EP got canned by the new bossman because he got way too ripping drunk last night

Keef said...

EP got canned by the new bossman because he got way too ripping drunk last night



67% chance that this happened

EL PICKS said...

"Yeah, this shit angers me. Fuck the whole gun control issue for one day. Right now ain't the time to be talking about that when 20 kids just got kilt*."


yup, never the right time, never the right place, never the right context


this is precisely the time we should be talking about gun control

and we should keep talking about it

EL PICKS said...

it's weird, this AM a Minni school went on complete lockdown, but they wouldn't explain why (still won't)


then the CT shooting happened


totally unrelated I'm sure, but weird coincidence

BLUE said...

maybe not unrelated

Keef said...

unrelated


::flank stare::

/tem

EL PICKS said...

man, just a bucket of nerves here today, all week really


but...I also remembered that I owe Keith a Votto bobblehead and H a mix CD, sorry I've been so scattered, I'll try to get that sent out in Jan


(haven't started any Christmas shopping at this point actually, looks like Dec 22nd will be the day)

Keef said...

haven't started any Christmas shopping at this point actually


damn

tem said...

"::flank stare::

/tem"

funny

tem said...

"this is precisely the time we should be talking about gun control

and we should keep talking about it"


maybe we should just control bullets.

tem said...

everyone gets a gun with 1 bullet.

Tyler said...

"aside, since tyler is here. why the fuck is steve nash still hurt? wasn't he supposed to be out for like 8 days? and that was like 40 days ago."

I just got back from my doctor appointment/lunch.

He had a small fracture (I think it was worse than a stress fracture). So it took 6 weeks to heal. I think he's supposed to start practicing next week.

Tyler said...

But it has been lame. At first he was only supposed to be out a week but then they found the fracture.

BLUE said...

"He had a small fracture (I think it was worse than a stress fracture). So it took 6 weeks to heal. I think he's supposed to start practicing next week."



i read this as "his vagina hurts"

Tyler said...

So the doc wants to do more surgery. She wants to trim down a turbinate on the left side of my nose. I am not thrilled with this news.

Keef said...

So the doc wants to do more surgery. She wants to trim down a turbinate on the left side of my nose. I am not thrilled with this news.


I read this as "doctor needs more money"

EL PICKS said...

"maybe we should just control bullets."


we should control bullets, but not "just control bullets". There is no reason to allow the sale of Kevlar piercing bullets, none

EL PICKS said...

idswydt, ijctdi

Tyler said...

i read this as "his vagina hurts"

Yes, he was compensating for the pain in his leg and he ended up straining his cervix. They also might have to replace one of his ovaries with one from a cadaver, but that's something he can have done in the offseason.

Tyler said...

I read this as "doctor needs more money"

She's a Kaiser doctor, so I don't think that matters. It costs me a $15 copay, like the first surgery did, so it's not like I'm paying a ton of money. She said recovery wouldn't be anything near the first one, they don't pack it and there wouldn't be a splint.

Tyler said...

I just don't like getting knocked out for surgery.

BLUE said...

"I just don't like getting knocked out for surgery"

me either

/manny pacqiauo

Keef said...

She's a Kaiser doctor, so I don't think that matters. It costs me a $15 copay, like the first surgery did, so it's not like I'm paying a ton of money.


She probably makes more than $15 per surgery

Tyler said...

He didn't have surgery, he just go KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!

Tyler said...

Yes, the $15 doesn't even make a dent. I don't know how they get paid or how that works because it's different than a practice that's part of a network.

Tyler said...

My point was, if it was $1500, I would probably not do it, but since it's $15, I'll try it. Surgery is just the worse.

BLUE said...

"Police did not discharge their weapons at any time when responding at the school, police spokesman Lt. Paul Vance told CNN's Wolf Blitzer. However, he could not confirm whether the suspected shooter - who died at the scene - killed himself, saying that would have to be determined by the medical examiner."


what did they use the force or something? put him in the sleeper hold?

BLUE said...

that's like tem's thing about the "suspected gunman"

if the police didn't discharge their weapons, and dude is dead.

he shot himself

Keef said...

My point was, if it was $1500, I would probably not do it, but since it's $15, I'll try it. Surgery is just the worse.



My point was, regardless of who is paying what amount, the doctor wants more money.

BLUE said...

surgeons get bored just sitting around doing nothing

EL PICKS said...

"Minnesota didn't lead by more than four points until 5:36 was left in the first half, when Williams turned a steal into an uncontested fast break and the aforementioned fancy slam.""

"fancy slam" made me laugh, I'm going to steal this, good dunks are now fancy slams

EL PICKS said...

"haven't started any Christmas shopping at this point actually"


"damn"


yeah, not going to get it all done in time; just sent out an advanced apology email out for the belated gifts

at least I have a good excuse with the work stuff going on

EL PICKS said...

tomorrow's decision day; no clue what will happen, I'm more than a little nervous

Keef said...

good luck

BLUE said...

yeah good luck


BLUE said...

I was write, no news on interview call backs was bad news

got the thanks but no thanks, we're moving on to the next round without you, email

BLUE said...

i guess they didn't like my phone voice

Spaceman Spiff said...

UFC FX 6 prelims starting now

palhares is on main card, hope he submits lombard somehow

EL PICKS said...

thanks guys, sorry to be obsessing on here....at least one way or the other I'll know w/in 24 hours

"I was write, no news on interview call backs was bad news"


I'm sorry to hear that Blue! Their loss I'm sure (ns)

BLUE said...

shit they probably found out that i can't figure out right/write

Meiz said...

Best of luck and stuff

Meiz said...

Damn. That was to Kod

Spaceman Spiff said...

"ESPN tells staff to stop tweeting about sports until Sunday"

bullshit

Keef said...

block

Keef said...

bold

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