Thursday, December 27, 2012

Food Coma

I ate...A LOT...over the Christmas holiday.

I work two days this week and am off all of next week....suite.

I wish I was going to Steamboat this year.

GO!

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Meiz said...

I think I might have chronic otitis.

Meiz said...

Which is basically a long-term ear infection

El Padrino said...

sound like cmep

El Padrino said...

she says her ear hurts all the time

Meiz said...

Or an inflammation of the ear drum.
Or a hole in the ear drum.
Or damage to the bone structure around the ear drum.

Evidently any of those qualifies as chronic otitis.

El Padrino said...

stick a tampon in there you'll be fine

Meiz said...

It doesn't hurt, my ears just always feel full.

And I've definitely noticed a slip in my balance.
Sleepiness(neck meat?)

Meiz said...

"stick a tampon in there you'll be fine"

I want to jam a nail in my ears. The pressure is annoying.

But enough about me, who else is coming fishing this weekend?

El Padrino said...

And I've definitely noticed a slip in my balance.
Sleepiness(neck meat?)

check the thyroid

El Padrino said...

"who else is coming fishing this weekend?"

i'm hoping for a kids free saturday

Meiz said...

"check the thyroid"

No, it's the ear thing. I'm pretty positive

BLUE said...

haha

back to work bitches

Keef said...

I wish I was going to Steamboat this year.



fucking marriage has wrecked you

Meiz said...

"fucking marriage has wrecked you"

Stings the nostrils

Keef said...

These "see you next year" jokesters are the best

El Padrino said...

hate them

Jugdish said...

"fucking marriage has wrecked you"

Stings the nostrils


False

El Padrino said...

i love honeyballs

El Padrino said...

little fried golden nuggets bathing in honey

Keef said...

tem
whatta gotta ufc picks?

El Padrino said...

i dropped the battery in the power wheels lightning mcqueen last night and bbep squealed with joy the first time he took off in it

shit was gold

El Padrino said...

"'Conehead' skulls found in Mexico"

Akyrod died?

El Padrino said...

Apple working on I-Watch

El Padrino said...

jason kidd is amazing

El Padrino said...

i know it's bball and all but a fractured pinky sidelines a player for 4-6 weeks nowadays?

that seems silly

Keef said...

NY makes people soft

Meiz said...

"i know it's bball and all but a fractured pinky sidelines a player for 4-6 weeks nowadays?"

Everybody isn't pshycho* like Kobe.

BLUE said...

kobe lost to the nuggets last night

t

El Padrino said...

i like that Putin hates America so much that he signs a bill that disallows US citizens from adopting Russian babies

got to hand it to that guy he is a gem

El Padrino said...

pshycho*

what's with the star

El Padrino said...

s

Meiz said...

"i like that Putin hates America so much that he signs a bill that disallows US citizens from adopting Russian babies"

Do we allow other countries to adopt our orphans?

El Padrino said...

i dont know

Keef said...

yes

Meiz said...

You made that up

Keef said...

I googled it

Keef said...

boom

Meiz said...

That's weird

Meiz said...

We need Socialism

El Padrino said...

We have it now.

El Padrino said...

it's terrible

Meiz said...

Not even remotely close, Rush.

El Padrino said...

the ideas are in effect and armed with another 4 years it will be close

Keef said...

A woman sleeping on a street bench outside a drug store was doused with an accelerant and set on fire early Thursday morning in Van Nuys, a district of Los Angeles.
Witnesses told police that a man poured liquid -- possibly a beverage containing alcohol -- on the sleeping woman at about 1 a.m. outside a Walgreens store near Van Nuys Boulevard and Sherman Way. He lit a match and ran from the location, witnesses told police.




Tyler

El Padrino said...

must have at thing against women sleeping on benches

Meiz said...

"the ideas are in effect and armed with another 4 years it will be close"

Not even close, Karl

BLUE said...

found out that hsilob feels that she doesn't need to pay her hospital bills


she told cmblue that because the hospital couldn't just let her die, that she should have to pay them.

BLUE said...

shouldn't*

BLUE said...

she had an emergency appendectomy, and made slightly too much ($10 according to her), to still qualify for medicaid. So she didn't have insurance.

Hospital bill was like $3k, and she's just not gonna pay it.

BLUE said...

mind you, she's had 2 kids, and never paid a dime because she was 17 with the first one, and still unemployed when she had the 2nd one.

Meiz said...

"Hospital bill was like $3k, and she's just not gonna pay it."

Solid plan

Keef said...

good credit is for loosers*

El Padrino said...

found out that hsilob feels that she doesn't need to pay her hospital bills


awesome

El Padrino said...

i dont think medical bills can be forwarded to collection agencies

private practice bills can but i don't think hospital bills can

could be wrong

another question for google

BLUE said...

hospital will take you to court and garnish your wages

BLUE said...

but the difference is even if you pay a little bit each month, they can't do anything to you. So if she paid like $10 a month for the next 300 months she'd be fine

BLUE said...

but just saying "I don't think I should owe this", doesn't really get you very far.

El Padrino said...

mind you, she's had 2 kids, and never paid a dime because she was 17 with the first one, and still unemployed when she had the 2nd one.

wait, isn't she pregnant again?

BLUE said...

no their 2nd kid is like 6 months old now

El Padrino said...

"Not even close, Karl"

national healthcare
welfare state
state pensions highs
wage labor
huge government workforce

BLUE said...

blue's sister was pregnant, but miscarried, so her evil parents dodged a bullet there.

BLUE said...

"national healthcare
welfare state
state pensions highs
wage labor
huge government workforce"

legalized pot

El Padrino said...

they can take you to collections

i was wrong

Meiz said...

national healthcare - We don't have National healthcare

welfare state - This makes no sense

state pensions highs - Baby boomers had to retire some time

wage labor - Makes no sense

huge government workforce - another GOP fallacy

Keef said...

blue's sister was pregnant, but miscarried, so her evil parents dodged a bullet there.



crisis averted

El Padrino said...

i dont have time for this meiz but your better than all those answers

much better

my only reach was state pensions

BLUE said...

yep..it was still an awkward christmas because she was super pissed at them

but i'm sure they're all happy now

El Padrino said...

"blue's sister was pregnant, but miscarried, so her evil parents dodged a bullet there."

ah, i see you said sil i was thinking sister

El Padrino said...

sorry bout that

Jugdish said...

too many eggs

El Padrino said...

smat*

Jugdish said...

too many eggs



wussbag

/joey chestnut

El Padrino said...

Avery Johnson fired

El Padrino said...

wft

he must really rub players the wrong way

El Padrino said...

deron hated him

Meiz said...

"i dont have time for this meiz but your better than all those answers"

I was just riling you up

El Padrino said...

Sherman won appeal

Meiz said...

This Subway is delicious

El Padrino said...

"I was just riling you up"

was working until tps got in the way

Meiz said...

"too many eggs"

I love stock photos

El Padrino said...

awkward stock photos

it's a tumblr i think
hilarious stuff

BLUE said...

i'm not sure how a man dying is hilarious to you

Aitch said...

""Nope. What, did you think that was an overboard gift? We'd been together for a year at that point..."

Yes."

Coming from the cheapest of the cheap, this does not surprise me.

Keef said...

iPad is like a 3rd year gift

Aitch said...

"i dont think medical bills can be forwarded to collection agencies

private practice bills can but i don't think hospital bills can

could be wrong

another question for google"

Or a question for the former bill collector. It may vary state to state, but I know we collected for several hospitals and clinics.

Aitch said...

"iPad is like a 3rd year gift"

So what would be a good 1 year gift?

Keef said...

Depends on if you're planning on breaking up shortly after that

El Padrino said...

dick in a box

Jugdish said...

So what would be a good 1 year gift?


nook

Keef said...

So what would be a good 1 year gift?



Ipod shuffle

Meiz said...

"So what would be a good 1 year gift?"

A discman

Meiz said...

"Ipod shuffle"

I'm calling this a Double Dragon

El Padrino said...

"So what would be a good 1 year gift?"

doesn't matter, my niece's haul will trump it

/jug

Meiz said...

"nook"

Those are still a thing?

Meiz said...

Gotta poop gotta poop gotta poop

Keef said...

doesn't matter, my niece's haul will trump it

/jug





hahahahahaha, good one

El Padrino said...

that pussy was mad good huh aitch

ipad

fucking sucker

Aitch said...

"Depends on if you're planning on breaking up shortly after that"

Well that wasn't the plan obviously.

Aitch said...

"that pussy was mad good huh aitch

ipad

fucking sucker"

If you say so, homie.

Meiz said...

iPad comes right before Engagement Ring

Keef said...

ipad gift was just H showing off to bmh

El Padrino said...

wolf bought his girl an ipad

they've been together like 14 years

El Padrino said...

ironically they are getting married this june

El Padrino said...

bgep got an ipad mini
(from my aunt, acting grandma)

Keef said...

my niece got 2 ipad minis


/jug

Meiz said...

"ironically they are getting married this june"

Wolf knows

Keef said...

they've been together like 14 years

ironically they are getting married this june




Slow. I like his style

/jug

El Padrino said...

yeah wolf don't play

dude runs a tight ship

Jugdish said...

doesn't matter, my niece's haul will trump it

/jug


ha!

they are probably still opening presents

Jugdish said...

ill date aitch for a year if i can score an ipad

/Lp

Meiz said...

"ill date aitch for a year if i can score an ipad"

/Meez


fixed

Jugdish said...

kod, stock up

El Padrino said...

tebow story taiwan style

El Padrino said...

Prokorov is the man

El Padrino said...

it's P.J. Carlesimo TIME!

EL PICKS said...

"kod, stock up"


ha, yeah, that's been big news around here this week. I loved those things as a kid, but haven't weighed in on my preference to keep them around, because, well....I'd be pretty much supporting the other side in that debate

EL PICKS said...

it would be fun to do a tv interview about how kids love them, and how awful it is that they are forcing them off the market....


while puffing on a Marb

EL PICKS said...

I do have about 10 packs stored around the house


I figured they'd eventually make people stop selling them, and hopefully, will be a bit of a collector item someday

El Padrino said...

substitute teacher

key and peele is good stuff

Meiz said...

I love watching Key & Peele sketches on youtube. I have a hard time watching the show though.

It's weird,

Meiz said...

Pre-sent

El Padrino said...

Drake is such a pussy

El Padrino said...

Pre-sent

lol'd pretty good

El Padrino said...

A-Aron

El Padrino said...

add ball cruncher to Wade's resume

EL PICKS said...

key and peele is good stuff


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


that or Portlandia are my favorite comedies

if you haven't seen it yet, youtube their racist zombie sketch; brilliant

El Padrino said...

I’m sorry are best players couldn’t make open shots. Yeah that’s my dads fault totally…

— Avery Johnson Jr. (@itsaveryjohnson) December 27, 2012



the young man is taking his dad's firing pretty hard

EL PICKS said...

A-Aron


chuckle; we've been calling cmkods guitar player that since the sketch aired, it is now what pretty much everybody in town calls him, to his chagrin

El Padrino said...

portlandia is good

Keef said...

I’m sorry are best players couldn’t make open shots



he our smart

Jugdish said...

youtube their racist zombie sketch; brilliant


just watched that one...good stuff

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

I just ripped ass. Smelt awful. Chick next to me came over to axe me a question right after. I know she smelled it

El Padrino said...

part of life

El Padrino said...

The House of Representatives is set to return Sunday, paving the way for frenzied final negotiations to avoid the tax increases and spending cuts set to take hold next week. House Republican leaders outlined the schedule in a conference call with rank-and-file lawmakers. The first House vote is set for 6:30 p.m. ET Sunday, according to a GOP leadership aide. The subject of the vote was not detailed.

Keef said...

no rush

tem said...

What

tem said...

You don't pay taxes on income earned in 2013 until April 2014....they have time to figure it out.

Keef said...

we may not even be here at that point

Keef said...

play360

tem said...

Still in ND

tem said...

Back to temhio tomorrow.

Keef said...

no excuses

Keef said...

They sell XBox in ND

tem said...

True, but we play on the 360.

BLUE said...

"You don't pay taxes on income earned in 2013 until April 2014....they have time to figure it out."

I was explaining this to someone the other day. This is all a media driven panic. The only pressing thing is the payroll tax holiday that employees have been getting for the last couple years. That can be fixed retroactively though as well.

tem said...

Cmtems siblings all left early. It is just me, cmtem and milotem now.

Keef said...

It is just me, cmtem and milotem now



bowchickabowwow

tem said...

Payroll tax holiday can go away. Pay your taxes mooches.

Jugdish said...

This is all a media driven panic


Wait a minute...the media rarely blows things out of proportion. Are you sure?


S

tem said...

Gross

Jugdish said...

Cmtems siblings all left early.


they are at home playing xbox

tem said...

Probably

Jugdish said...

Finn was at the head of the list for boys’ names, perhaps a nod to the popular “Glee” character, portrayed by Cory Monteith. (Last year's No. 1 boy name was Jacob). Asher came in second place, followed by Henry, Milo, Jasper, James, Oliver, Atticus, Jude and Owen.



no

tem said...

Brady

Keef said...

those are the popular names? wft?

Keef said...

they are at home playing xbox



My niece got an xbox with every game for christmas

/jug

Jugdish said...

and a bmw

El Padrino said...

Atticus

the fuck

Keef said...

tequila mockingbird

EL PICKS said...

Payroll tax holiday can go away. Pay your taxes mooches.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


it was just a way to shift the tax credit up to higher brackets; fuck that, bring back the Making Work Pay credit ("only 27 percent of the holiday’s benefits goes to the bottom 60 percent, compared to 50 percent of the making work pay credit’s benefits.")

BLUE said...

2% off is 2% off.

i don't give a shit if joe plumber's 2% is less than my 2%

tem said...

Whatta got against the plumber?

Keef said...

stop making so much money and you won't have to worry about it

BLUE said...

that's right, you hate 2% off

BLUE said...

i feel like i'm in a jimmy fallon commercial right now

tem said...

Nyets are going to ask PJax to take the job. DUH.

BLUE said...

by the by, i'm a ya-huge proponent of the flat tax system


cue kod's soapbox about the poor and the meek and how the flat tax system really taxes the poor more than anyone

BLUE said...

"Nyets are going to ask PJax to take the job. DUH."

that would be fun

El Padrino said...

i'm a ya-huge proponent of people working

tem said...

I'm a huge proponent of nekkid women

El Padrino said...

all kinds?

be careful what you are a proponent of

Keef said...

"Nyets are going to ask PJax to take the job. DUH."




My niece got a 25% ownership stake in the Nets for Christmas

/jug

EL PICKS said...

"by the by, i'm a ya-huge proponent of the flat tax system"


puke

tem said...

I'll take the good with the bad.

EL PICKS said...

"2% off is 2% off."


so you would be equally excited to get 2% off a gallon of milk as if you negotiated 2% down on a house you were purchasing?


interesting

BLUE said...

"so you would be equally excited to get 2% off a gallon of milk as if you negotiated 2% down on a house you were purchasing?"

yes

EL PICKS said...

well, that explains the flat tax preference then

BLUE said...

flipping that around..i'd be just as excited about paying 5% of the cost of my house in taxes as I would 5% of the cost of a gallon of milk.

tem said...

Jeopardy is on already here.

BLUE said...

see the flat tax is fair, really more so because i'm not going to use 90% of the entitlement programs that I'm supporting with my more taxes than some poor guy

Keef said...

We underpaid escrow this year. Mortgage is going up $19/mo. Woe.

Jugdish said...

We underpaid escrow this year. Mortgage is going up $19/mo. Woe.



my niece's mortgage went up $95/mo

tem said...

I too like flat tax. Much simpler. Tax code doesn't need to be two feet thick.

BLUE said...

unemployment would go up though, what with all the tax advisors and cpa's and crap that would have to find real jobs.

EL PICKS said...

"i'm not going to use 90% of the entitlement programs that I'm supporting with my more taxes than some poor guy"


well said, makes a lot of sense

BLUE said...

"well said, makes a lot of sense"

thank you

Keef said...

my niece's mortgage went up $95/mo




hahahahahaha

tem said...

I'd be ok with that. We don't need a person in every city who specializes in one quarter of a page of the code.

El Padrino said...

i like zero tax

/CEO of TJOKES.com

El Padrino said...

"i'm not going to use 90% of the entitlement programs that I'm supporting with my more taxes than some poor guy"

sucks for me

/meiz

BLUE said...

it would be interesting to live in a tax free world

BLUE said...

imagine if everyone had an extra couple thousand dollars walking around money

BLUE said...

when i buy an island and start my own country, that's going to be my philosophy

Keef said...

imagine if everyone had an extra couple thousand dollars walking around money


It's hilarity the claims I get where the person says that their car was broken into and among the items that were stolen was thousands of dollars in cash money. They drive a 1997 Toyota Corolla but they carry $2500 cash around

El Padrino said...

"it would be interesting to live in a tax free world"

and privatize every civil service?

BLUE said...

"and privatize every civil service?"

yes, teachers get paid more, policemen, firefighters. people that matter, not some idiot who knows how to trade in derivatives

BLUE said...

no offense to EP

tem said...

Star trek appeared to be a tax free world.

Jugdish said...

Katniss is quite a difference from last year’s most popular name: Sophia. The second most popular girls’ name for the year is Charlotte, which has topped Nameberry’s list for several years. Other names to make the girls’ Top 10 include Imogen, Seraphina (the name of Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck’s youngest daughter), Amelia, Penelope (the name Kourtney Kardashian gave to her daughter this year), Violet (Garner and Affleck’s oldest daughter), Isla, Mize, Eleanor and Alice.


the popular chick names

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