Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Boxing Day

give some gifts to your servants

eat

drink

be merry

103 comments:

Meiz said...

weather.com headline


730 Miles of Blizzard Warnings

BLUE said...

east coast bias

El Padrino said...

man Jack Klugman dying on Christmas is so Oscar

El Padrino said...

spike lee has some pair of balls i'll tell you

El Padrino said...

CHICAGOLAND: 14 Shot, 1 Dead Over Christmas Eve, Day...

wonderful

Meiz said...

"east coast bias"

That is one milftastic woman. My god.

El Padrino said...

"Victim reports rape to cops -- who then rape her!"

India seems nice.

Meiz said...

I want to see Django like a mother. Watched/listened to a podcast review of it last night.

Down with whitey!

El Padrino said...

im not gonna lie, my kids got so much shit i sort of feel disgusting inside

ns

Meiz said...

Probably should have waited for the miracle christmas when they both can really appreciate the awesomeness, hey?

Meiz said...

I kind of hate when they play songs I know from commercials on the radio.

El Padrino said...

i mean the reactions were glorious it's just excess

wayy too much

El Padrino said...

when you consider the grandparents and aunts and uncles have to also get shit

Keef said...

It takes about 6 months for a spacecraft to travel from Earth to Mars.

Keef said...

milok has a santa suit that she boat* a while back. Csil's bf dressed up as santa last night after dinner and came into the house with a bag of toys. Bgas was mesmerized, she ran over to him and gave him a big hug. Fucking made the whole day right there.

El Padrino said...

what a hero

Meiz said...

I thought about dressing up as Santa & handing out fantasy winnings on christmas, but my bank closed early on Monday.

Keef said...

wall

tem said...

I hope friday weather is ok

Keef said...

It's supposed to be 55° on Friday

Keef said...

Former MLB outfielder Andruw Jones was arrested on Christmas morning and charged with battery

Meiz said...

Goddammit. Klanmaster just backed out on fishing. Says he just found out his live-in girlfriend's family's christmas is Saturday.

I say bullshit, you already had plans to go up north.

Meiz said...

And now we'll be without the 4-wheeler to get us even farther out on the lake

Keef said...

if you can't count on a klanmaster, who can you count on?

El Padrino said...

you need a chick meiz

Keef said...

that might be the last thing mize needs

Keef said...

he'd be even more mizerable

Meiz said...

"you need a chick meiz"

For what?

El Padrino said...

so you not alone all the time

does lonliness bother you?

ever?

Meiz said...

"does lonliness bother you?

ever?"


Nope. I can always find something to do. I really don't like people all that much. I get really sick of people pretty quickly.

Keef said...

mize isn't alone. He has deke & andy & bo jones

Meiz said...

Yet, I get a kick out of working with people.

Jugdish said...

wayy too much



You should have seen the Christmas my niece got...

Keef said...

You should have seen the Christmas my niece got...




1-upper

El Padrino said...

You should have seen the Christmas my niece got...


whatta got a BMW

Jugdish said...

1-upper


It was redonk

Jugdish said...

No BMW...she is 9 months old

Meiz said...

"No BMW...she is 9 months old"

Acura. Got it.

tem said...

Dodge truck?

El Padrino said...

holy shit i saw promos on A&E channel for some new reality show called

Southie Tales

fucking aitch made it yo

El Padrino said...

According to Variety, which covers entertainment news, the network is slated to announce Wednesday that it will be offering a show titled “Southie Rules”, which will follow a South Boston-based family “as they battle the relentless gentrification of their neighborhood.”

El Padrino said...

fucking southies want to run everything

El Padrino said...

Got An iPad For Christmas? It’ll Be Obsolete In Three Months.

Apple is prepping a thinner, lighter fifth-generation iPad that shares some of its design cues with the recently released iPad Mini, according to Japanese blog Macotakara… The report also calls for the next iPad Mini to be released with a Retina display, following other similar reports. The addition wouldn’t be surprising, as it was a key missing feature with the original iPad Mini.

fucking apple

Meiz said...

I'm already sick of the Amish Mafia show. It's so staged, it's ridiculous.

At least Duck Dynasty is funny and semi-plausible.

Meiz said...

"Apple is prepping a thinner, lighter fifth-generation iPad..."


My friend Martin will have one the day it comes out. Biggest fanboy ever.

El Padrino said...

son surprises dad with bcs tickets

pretty cool

Keef said...

I'm already sick of the Amish Mafia show. It's so staged, it's ridiculous.




Haven't seen it, but NY guy was telling me the same thing.

El Padrino said...

yeah they've broke amish years earlier

cmep gives that one two thumbs down
which is a christmas miracle in it's own right

El Padrino said...

"Andruw Jones dragged me down stairs"

classic move

Meiz said...

"classic move"

I'm partial to the head slam against the wall.

El Padrino said...

The Boston Red Sox on Wednesday acquired All-Star closer Joel Hanrahan and a prospect from the Pittsburgh Pirates in exchange for reliever Mark Melancon and a trio of minor leaguers.

Meiz said...

Holy overpay.

tem said...

Hanrahan is a stud

Meiz said...

Hanrahan is a reliever. You should not ever overpay for relievers.

Meiz said...

Looking forward to giving the old Aveo a nice big drink of ethanol-free gas this weekend. It's been too long.

El Padrino said...

can you believe billy bob was all up in angie jolie

El Padrino said...

in her prime

Meiz said...

That bitch is weird

Keef said...

at least

El Padrino said...

deport Piers Morgan!

Keef said...

rihanna's self esteem must be so low

Meiz said...

"rihanna's self esteem must be so low"

I blame her lack of a father in her life to teach her how to act right.

Meiz said...

She disgusts me

El Padrino said...

TEAM BREEZY

Meiz said...

Whoop that ho!

EL PICKS said...

"I want to see Django like a mother."


was going to see it yesterday, but the 3 hour run time and work today led me to pass

probably next weekend though

EL PICKS said...

"I hope friday weather is ok"


looks pretty good, especially for flying. Probably just normal cold, which of course is somewhat extreme this time of year;


In fact, it was so cold this morning that I hacked up a loogie while letting the dogs out, and the shit froze before hitting the ground (ns, it literally bounced)


El Padrino said...

jesus

Keef said...

wall

El Padrino said...

crab farts are the worse

Aitch said...

"you need a chick meiz"

TWHNBS

Aitch said...

"Hanrahan is a reliever. You should not ever overpay for relievers."

He's a closer. Sox closing situation was a disaster last year between Aceves and Bailey.

Aitch said...

And Melancon was awful here as well.

Meiz said...

Closers are not things

Aitch said...

"Closers are not things"

Wanna go golfing?

Meiz said...

Apology accepted

Meiz said...

I'm leaving

Keef said...

coffee is for closers only.

closers are things

Aitch said...

"Closers are not things"

Whatta gotta Trevor Hoffman and Mariano Riveira.

Keef said...

If your 2013 closer hopes hinge on Hanrahan, I'm sorry

Aitch said...

Doesn't matter. I'd be shocked if the Sox finish higher than 4th in the division. They are not good.

El Padrino said...

you know whats a kick in the nuts?

the fact that pasta was introduced by Arabs

Keef said...

you gnixnij sonofabitch

Aitch said...

"you gnixnij sonofabitch"

Honestly, I'm not. Everyone they've signed in free agency is coming off of career worst years. Not exactly the formula for success.

Keef said...

H, did you buy an ipad for another girl this year for Xmas?

El Padrino said...

Toyota Motor agreed to pay about $1.1 billion to install new safety equipment and reimburse owners of up to 16 million cars to settle a U.S. class-action suit stemming from 2009-10 recalls related to complaints of unintended acceleration in its vehicles. The settlement is one of the largest in a lawsuit involving the automotive industry.

Aitch said...

"H, did you buy an ipad for another girl this year for Xmas?"

Nope. What, did you think that was an overboard gift? We'd been together for a year at that point...

Keef said...

D-FENCE!
CLAPCLAP
D-FENCE!
CLAPCLAP

Keef said...

It was just a question, H.

Aitch said...

As was mine

Keef said...

maybe a little

El Padrino said...

be careful

ugi urbina is out there

Keef said...

"I'm very happy because my buddy is currently free," Abreu said. "Anyone who knows him well, knows his humanity, regardless of the (incident).



Hilarity. Despite him attacking people with machetes and pouring gasoline on them, he's a humane person

EL PICKS said...

"JAMESTOWN, N.D. - Officers are at the scene of a pickup-semi collision near here that killed six men this morning.

Sgt. Josh Rude with the North Dakota Highway Patrol said the six men were in a westbound pickup on Interstate 94

Rude said the driver and five passengers of the pickup are all deceased.

At the time of the accident near Jamestown, about 10:50 a.m...."


I'm probably wrong, but thought tem is in Jamestown, ND. Glad you posted here this early afternoon tem

Meiz said...

"Whatta gotta Trevor Hoffman and Mariano Riveira."

They were misused by their managers.

Keef said...

ha

El Padrino said...

piece

Meiz said...

I ♥ BBQ sunflower seeds

tem said...

Cmtem went to college In Jamestown

Meiz said...

100

Meiz said...

"Nope. What, did you think that was an overboard gift? We'd been together for a year at that point..."



Yes.

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

Knicks

Jugdish said...

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