Tuesday, November 06, 2012

Work is tough

Sorry, got pulled into a meeting the second I got to work.

I guess that is cool because it means I am wanted, but it didn't help posting.

My 1 year anniversary was last night. We ate at a steakhouse in town. It was obviously 1,000 times better than anything NYC has to offer because 1) it wasn't in NYC and 2) I don't need a 2. Good times were had by all.

My $$$ fantasy team is bad. Percy Harvin didn't really pan out enough, Stafford was a slight disappointment, Maclin never came around, neither Stephen Jackson or Jamaal Charles were consitent. Every week I am projected to score 120 and then I score 80 because at least 2 players shit the bed. I am going to trade the house for Doug Martin and then tank for the rest of the year. #1 pick for me!


Vegas is going to be fun. I am stoked. I want to watch my new favorite college team play. I need to learn some shit about Alabama and forget shit about WVU. Speaking of WVU they are staring at another 50 something to teen something loss. Dipwads.


Holy buckets and burnt toast. I am trying to get people to say that phrase. It is not working.


Voting today for president Romney was at the top of the page and Bronco Bama was way at the bottom. Inbetween were 5 or 6 people I have not heard of. In any case, I guess they randomize the order, but if not then Romney is going to win Ohio. It was hard to find Bronco.


One of my neices is 2 and a half and not potty trained. Another is 1 and a half and potty trained. I have no idear* when potty training should start, but I don't know why it doesn't start ASAP. Who wants to clean up shit all the time? Can you potty train at 4 weeks? I might try.


I got a new Ipod from cmtem for my anniversary. I needed one. I think I was rocking the Ipod 2 or something. The new one is like 16GB, my old one is either 2 or 4, I can't remember. All I know is that it holds 517 songs. Well about that, it changes a bit depending on what songs I put on there. The new one should hold lots more. I am stoked.


Ohio State fans don't even talk about Jim Tressel anymore. It is like he never existed. They say "John Trassle? Who?"




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BLUE said...

election day

who ya got?

Keef said...

how about a name/pic

El Padrino said...

one thing i noticed about my ballot

it was in english first

then chinese
then russian
then spanish


my how the spanish have fallen

El Padrino said...

i'd love to pile on vick here but he is not the issue

that o line is disgusting

El Padrino said...

jj barea is a flopper

Meiz said...

I feel bad for Mike Vick. That team doesn't deserve him.

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

he sounds foreign. is he foreign?

El Padrino said...

he is a spaniard i believe so yes

El Padrino said...

he's a tiny lil soccer player who can dribble

Meiz said...

He has to run around like a mad man just to make what should be normal plays, and then he gets clobbered and killed by the fans and the press for scrambling too much. Can't have it both ways, Philly. Morons.

Keef said...

Yeah, rev. Moron!

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

el pad is still behind tits mcgee in pick em.

El Padrino said...

i missed a week

otherwise i'd be in first

El Padrino said...

which is where i always am

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

but you aren't there now. so you aren't always in first.

game. set. match.

Meiz said...

I might throw some ching on the Colts to win the Super Bowl

El Padrino said...

good, never underestimate the power of the neckbeard combined with the power of cancer recovery story

El Padrino said...

lukemia sounds awful

Keef said...


the Giants lost 3 games

otherwise they'd be undefeated

Keef said...

lukemia sounds awful



Think so?

Meiz said...

Do they have sportsbooks with wacky prop bets available?

Meiz said...

What do you call a chicken that's crossing the road?

Keef said...

Do they have sportsbooks with wacky prop bets available?



I dunno

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

TB is getting a $20 put on them to win it.

or maybe i will just throw the $20 at a stripper.

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

college games will be bet on. i am excited for betting time.

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

UFC bets too.

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

and NFL.

Keef said...

i am excited for betting time.



^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

but i vote anyway so that i can complain

Keef said...

Grocery store had this vanilla egg nog that I got this weekend. It's delicious.

El Padrino said...

carlin is the best

Meiz said...

Why am I seeing a facebook status from cmlp about going to Vegas this weekend?

El Padrino said...

stop it

Keef said...

Why am I seeing a facebook status from cmlp about going to Vegas this weekend?



Suite! She accepted my friend request

Jugdish said...

congrats tyler, keef, and tem! no fb posts from me on that either.

Jugdish said...

we're looking to start trying early next year

Meiz said...

Perfect hoodie weather in Vegas this weekend.

Keef said...

thanks yug.

Keef said...

Perfect hoodie weather in Vegas this weekend.



fo sho

Keef said...

I'll wear my Magers sweater one day and a hoodie the next day

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"congrats tyler, keef, and tem!"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

gradkowski jersey is coming.

Keef said...

Thanks TP


Tell cmtp I said congrats

(S)

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

and yes, thanks tp

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

sounds like summit VIII will be at Disney

Keef said...

Will cmtp let you go if it's at Disney?

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

ha. probably

Meiz said...

I would totally do shenanigans at Disney

Meiz said...

World, not Land

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

"Several people reportedly shot in Calif. incident"

ouch. what's this about?

Keef said...

disney is fucking spendy

Keef said...

ouch. what's this about?



Chicken plant.

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

"World, not Land"

why world and not land?

no shenanigans at land?

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

"Chicken plant."

fried chicken of course /lp

Meiz said...

"disney is fucking spendy"


It would probably cost me about the same as Vegas

Keef said...

A Pennsylvania man is charged with manslaughter after police say an alcohol-fueled shoving match over softball ended with his friend suffering a fatal head injury.
State police say 49-year-old Dennis Sprigg died nearly seven weeks after the Aug. 11 shoving match involving 51-year-old Randy Foor at Foor's Bedford home. Police arrested Foor on Friday on charges of manslaughter and aggravated assault.




Fucking softball is as serious in PA as hike school bowling is in Sconnie

Meiz said...

"why world and not land?"

World is better than Land, and there's MGM and Universal right there, too.

Meiz said...

I'm surprised there aren't tons of softball-related brawls all the time.

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

Receive Doug Martin, TB RB
Receive Kyle Rudolph, Min TE Receive Jeremy Kerley, NYJ WR Receive Mark Ingram, NO RB

Send Matthew Stafford, Det QB
Send Jamaal Charles, KC RB
Send Percy Harvin, Min WR
Send Jimmy Graham, NO TE
Send Steven Jackson, StL RB

El Padrino said...

World is the best.

Keef said...

Summit IV should be at a zoo

/mize

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

stay away from the african dogs though.

Keef said...

Ha. I did a 5k walk last month and it went through the Phx Zoo. I saw some African dogs there, had nerve* seen those before

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

i've never seen them. i just now know that if you drop a 2 yr old into their pen that it doesn't end well for the 2 yr old.

El Padrino said...

unless the two year old is Brick Tamlin

Meiz said...

"Summit IV should be at the zoo"

fized

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

brick is older than 2 years old.

Meiz said...

"Receive Doug Martin, TB RB
Receive Kyle Rudolph, Min TE Receive Jeremy Kerley, NYJ WR Receive Mark Ingram, NO RB

Send Matthew Stafford, Det QB
Send Jamaal Charles, KC RB
Send Percy Harvin, Min WR
Send Jimmy Graham, NO TE
Send Steven Jackson, StL RB"

Whatta only get 1 keeper, right?

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

i guess you could name another kid that though.

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

"Whatta only get 1 keeper, right?"

yes

Meiz said...

You gonna be in the playoffs or no?

Keef said...

i've never seen them. i just now know that if you drop a 2 yr old into their pen that it doesn't end well for the 2 yr old.



Just read about that. Goddamn

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

no. my team has the 2nd least amount of points in the league.

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

i believe i am 10th of 12.

poor guy who is 11th has given up so many points it isn't funny.

i've scored like 808 and given up 930. he's scored like 980 and given up 1250.

El Padrino said...

i wonder who Clint Eastwood is voting for

Keef said...

Is his team really giving up those points?

Meiz said...

I'd be more inclined to keep Jimmy Graham or Percy than to trade for and keep a RB. But that's just me.

Jugdish said...

good job rev!

Keef said...

I'd be more inclined to keep Jimmy Graham or Percy than to trade for and keep a RB. But that's just me.



Have to take the round into account, too.

Meiz said...

Yes, that too

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

"'d be more inclined to keep Jimmy Graham or Percy than to trade for and keep a RB"

Graham was my round 1 pick so i can't keep him.

Percy was my round 2 pick, so he would cost me a 1st rounder next year.

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

i am going to tank the season get the #1 pick and then take AP or Rice next year

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

that is unless the commish vetoes the trade.

he has been offering me shit for graham and stafford all year.

like he offered beanie wells for both of them early in the season.

Keef said...

"Receive Doug Martin, TB RB
Receive Kyle Rudolph, Min TE Receive Jeremy Kerley, NYJ WR Receive Mark Ingram, NO RB

Send Matthew Stafford, Det QB
Send Jamaal Charles, KC RB
Send Percy Harvin, Min WR
Send Jimmy Graham, NO TE
Send Steven Jackson, StL RB"




Where's the farm?

Meiz said...

Perfect timing today for an employee sale of clementines. 3 bucks for a 5lb box.

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

"Where's the farm?"

maTHEw staFford
jamAal Charles
peRcy harvin
jimmy grahaM
steven jackson


so it is really the farm plus steven jackson.

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

if i knew how to bold i would bold the letters instead of just capitalizing them.

Keef said...

nerve had a clementine

Keef said...

I had a darling named clementine

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

so you did have a clementine got it

Keef said...

steven jackson
mathew stafford
jamaal Charles
percy harvin
jimmy graham

El Padrino said...

"nerve had a clementine"

what

delightful lil bites

El Padrino said...

ever have a tangerine

Keef said...

probably when I was a kid

Meiz said...

Clementines are also farmed to have a looser rind making it easier to peel.

Keef said...

I need to pick up a QB for my $ team this week because ARodg is on a bye.
Fitzpatrick @ NE
or
Tannehill vs Ten

El Padrino said...

fitzy

ne secondary is worse than philly oline

El Padrino said...

Brady with those hipster glasses

jesus i wanna crack his face open

Meiz said...

Brady does it to troll people like you

Keef said...

jesus i wanna crack his face open


Remember when you got your face cracked during rough touch footyball?

El Padrino said...

yes, forearm shiver right to the beak

El Padrino said...

After a 52-20 blowout by the Bears Sunday afternoon, Chicago fans took to the bars and establishments that dot Nashville’s Broadway and literally drank the city dry.

Establishments ran out of beer.

In the city where live music is accompanied by whiskey & rye, they apparently weren’t prepared for their beer drinking football fans from the north.

The Paradise Park Trailer Resort, for one, had no bottled beer left by dinner time Sunday. Whiskey Bent Saloon had two brands left.



nice work yug

Meiz said...

"if i knew how to bold i would bold the letters instead of just capitalizing them."


[b]text[/b]


Replace the brackets with <, and >

El Padrino said...

BALLS

test

El Padrino said...

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keef said...

The Paradise Park Trailer Resort, for one, had no bottled beer left by dinner time Sunday



LP was in Tennessee?

El Padrino said...

yes that is my field duh

El Padrino said...

i think obama is gonna win people love free shit

El Padrino said...

worse case scenario it's close, there is a recount of some kind and mitt wins

will look bad

El Padrino said...

cuz you no obama will not concede

Keef said...

Mitt gonna win total votes but lose electoral

Keef said...

cuz you no obama will not concede



I no

El Padrino said...

"Mitt gonna win total votes but lose electoral"

like johnny mac 4 years ago

El Padrino said...

oh well

there is always nex.....


fuck

Keef said...

Whatta gonna do about the $1000?

Meiz said...

"i think obama is gonna win people love free shit"

A) Great reasoning

B) I will be mildly surprised if Romney wins the popular vote and be stunned if Romney wins Electoral

Meiz said...

Shoulda stuck with Herman Cain, GOP. Pizza plan, baby!

Meiz said...

"Whatta gonna do about the $1000?"


Steve returns to collect. Lock it up.

Keef said...

Definitely

Jugdish said...

obama will win, and all of China will do this

Keef said...

I know lots of LDS. I think 98% of them voted/are voting for Mitt

El Padrino said...

"Steve returns to collect. Lock it up."

100%

El Padrino said...

"wins the popular vote and be stunned if Romney wins Electoral"


stop it

stunned?

this is going to be close, alot of people are voting on economy and nothing else

Keef said...

Then we'll find out the true answer to LP's assertion that "El Pad ain't no weasel"

Jugdish said...

Then we'll find out the true answer to LP's assertion that "El Pad ain't no weasel"



cmlp's facebook page will be high comedy when Lp breaks this news to her

El Padrino said...

can we go back to the og bet?

wasnt it made in jest?

if i can give steve $1000, cash, i can go to the summit this weekend

since im not going to the summitt guess when steve is getting $1000 cash

El Padrino said...

ryhmes with lever

Jugdish said...

since im not going to the summitt guess when steve is getting $1000 cash



when aitch gives you beer?

Jugdish said...

ive got The Campaign on at work today in honor of election day

Jugdish said...

"Schools is this nations backbone!"

Jugdish said...

"Schools is this nations backbone!"

^^^^^^

/Lp

Meiz said...

"stop it

stunned?

this is going to be close, alot of people are voting on economy and nothing else"


Nate Silver

El Padrino said...

gimme a break meiz

Meiz said...

Okay

Jugdish said...

come on Lp...nate silver is like a modern day nostradamus

Keef said...

can we go back to the og bet?

wasnt it made in jest?




When did you bet Olive Garden?

Keef said...

We need spiff to find the original bet

Keef said...

wasnt it made in jest?



LP is nervous

Jugdish said...

the whole .com to .net switch might keep steve away and save Lp


s

El Padrino said...

i'm not nervous at all

i've always thought of that bet as a joke

Keef said...

i've always thought of that bet as a joke



Bull. If Steve was still here and Mitt won, you'd be all up in his shit

El Padrino said...

stop it

you really think im retarded huh?

man

Jugdish said...

you really think im retarded huh?



no, you seem normal to me

/steve

El Padrino said...

would i bust his balls yes
would i expect payment

cmon son

Keef said...

LP is "I'm gonna lose the bet that I figured was a joke" guy

El Padrino said...

if that bet is a $1000 bet with some wet noodle from north carolina about a presidential election 4 years into the future then yes

im that guy

Keef said...

This is no time for apologies

Keef said...

This is a serious conversation

El Padrino said...

are you drunk

Keef said...

partly

El Padrino said...

good

Jugdish said...

Lp, you had a few years to save the money for steve

Keef said...

He can't even buy an xbox

Keef said...

North Carolina Poll Worker Allegedly Tells People to Vote Democrat



Fucking Steve

Jugdish said...

Fucking Steve



at least he is working for the $1000, which is not like the typical democrat

El Padrino said...

the fix in in!

Keef said...

"What we do need right now ... is underwear. Undergarments for children and adults," Staten Island Borough President James Molinaro told "Good Day New York," a local TV program on Fox. "That's what we need. That's what we're in desperate need of."



Yeah, but is that what you need?

BLUE said...

in in

BLUE said...

why do they need undergarments

that's so overrated

Keef said...

why do they need undergarments



Preparing for an lds president

BLUE said...

they've got at least 4 years to prep then

Keef said...

maybe you can prep a name/pic in 4 years

BLUE said...

i'm waiting to find out who is president

El Padrino said...

blue is like reverse weasel

he's not honoring the bet on the winning side

it's weird

Jugdish said...

wall

El Padrino said...

where?

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

your face is a wall of ugly

Meiz said...

Getting ready to open the nuclear bomb that is Facebook in a few seconds here.

BLUE said...

jim mora doesn't like internet tough guys

El Padrino said...

man facebook must be just out of control today

im staying away from twatter

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

can you be both a facebook tough guy and a real life tough guy?

BLUE said...

maybe

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

time to go home.

go vote if you haven't.

then we can bitch about the wrong guy getting elected.

El Padrino said...

OHIO IS YA-HUGE

BLUE said...

yes, but temhio is the battleground state nobody is talking about

BLUE said...

obama will win ohio by about 8%, lots of black people there

El Padrino said...

what was the weather like in ohio today tem?

BLUE said...

o-balmy

Keef said...

He needed to wear Mittens

BLUE said...

with as devisive as politics is these days, i'm surprised there aren't more assasination attempts.


maybe there are, but the secret service is just that awesome

BLUE said...

hi CIA

El Padrino said...

secret service is BOSSSSSSS

BLUE said...

no

/colombian hookers

El Padrino said...

piece

Meiz said...

Having to explain property taxes to a home owner is good right?

BLUE said...

property taxes are ghey

Jugdish said...

Having to explain property taxes to a home owner is good right?


that's just paperwork

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Jugdish said...

last night of NBA league pass...Bulls game tonight

Keef said...

home time

Meiz said...

I'm really not sure how Silver has WI pegged as Safe Obama.

BLUE said...

Lots of wiggers

Meiz said...

Jesus, man. Why?

Jugdish said...

i need a white sox jersey

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

Weather was cold, but no rain. Obama is gonna win.

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...


Dem president, republican senate, 4 more years of stalemate!

Jugdish said...

im avoiding election coverage on TV

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

Lines were apparently pretty short, I think that bodes well for MITTENS.

Meiz said...

"im avoiding election coverage on TV"

Why make a point of announcing that? BFD.

Jugdish said...

maybe instead of the sox jersey, ill get some pinstriped pants


s

Keef said...

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