Monday, November 12, 2012

The Hangover - LOV Style

Sitting at the Vegas airport so I'll keep this short. I'm looking out the window and it is such a tease. You can see a few of the casinos on the strip from here, almost like the city is saying, "Haha, you're leaving us!"

I was hoping for a Leaving Las Vegas moment with Elizabeth Shue, but alas, we never ran into each other.

One of the highlights of my weekend was watching legit drunk Tem almost tackle a Korean blackjack dealer. Tem has a soft 16 and clearly, emphatically waves his hand to indicate he wants to stand. Korean guy hits him and then Tem has to take a few more cards, including what would have been the dealers bust cars. As everyone got up to leave the table, a red faced Tem is yelling at the dealer, educating him on the difference between hit and stand. Hilarity.

This post sucks but I'm tired and we needed something up. Deal with it.

151 comments:

Beth said...

Looking forward to more summit stories, especially drunk ones.

Aitch said...

Oh there are definitely more to come.

Beth said...

"you can post an ass pic no one will know but me"

Dammit, I was looking for a pic of real life EP to post in response to this for the obvious joke, but unfortunately (actually make that fortunately) I don't have any EP pics.

Beth said...

"Oh there are definitely more to come."

Well if there weren't y'all did it wrong.

El Padrino said...

4am at the waffle house

Keef said...

spiff didn't post because noone gave him posting power

Keef said...

LP, your name/pic is big fat weasel

Keef said...

My favorite part of the weekend was when the old fart on the elevator called H a fatty

Keef said...

H was shook

Beth said...

Did H punch him?

Keef said...

No. We were waiting to get on the elevator so it gets there and there are people on it. The old man is by us and he gets on it. H says we'll wait for the next one and the old man made a comment about H being a big guy and the elevator door closed. H stood there stunned

Keef said...

That was nice of the Falcons to give the Saints a win yesterday. They are pretty generous

Keef said...

tem went to church yesterday. That was the curveball of the weekend

big fat weasel said...

did anyone win cash?

Keef said...

no

Keef said...

I was down a little at the sportsbook, up a little with the dice, got kilt* at 21

tem said...

I believe meiz did well on sports bets.

tem said...

I got crushed on 21, down a bit on dice, up a bit on sports.

If bucs win the SB I will be up big.

tem said...

Story: I hit on a 19 once and it was 100% the right thing to do.

big fat weasel said...

fucking ties

tem said...

Damn dealer has ace / nine and he flips them over and starts taking our cash like he had blackjack. So we are like WTF man and he puts the cards back and makes us play the hand out. Total BS. He was mad that I hit on 19 but we all knew he had 20. I guess I was supposed to act surprised

Keef said...

Dude at our table had his girl standing behind him, she was telling him what to do at 21. He had K/Q, dealer had maybe a 5 or 6 up. Dude puts a chip out to double down. Dealer says "do you want to do that? You're going to get 1 card". He says yeah. We all tell him no, I say an ace is the only card he can use. He still isn't sure, his girl is telling him to. Everyone finally is like NO. He pulls the chip back. Tem is next, takes the next card, it's an ace

Keef said...

Damn dealer has ace / nine and he flips them over and starts taking our cash like he had blackjack.


Forgot about that. Yeah that was fucked up

Beth said...

"That was nice of the Falcons to give the Saints a win yesterday. They are pretty generous"

Not sure I'd call it being generous, I'd call it not being able to score with 2nd and goal from the 1. It's pretty clear that Turner is ineffective this year and that even the offensive coordinator has lost faith in him.

Keef said...

Not sure I'd call it being generous


It was S. Just read the story about Roddy saying they gave it to them

Keef said...

That was a ya-huge goalline stand for the Saints. Saved my Saints/Vikes moneyline bet

Keef said...

Vegas was full of saskatchewan roughriders fans yesterday

Beth said...

"Damn dealer has ace / nine and he flips them over and starts taking our cash like he had blackjack."

Is this the same Korean dealer who drunk tem yelled at?

Keef said...

no it was right before the dealer tem yelled at

Keef said...

The guy who flipped over the 20 and pretended it was 21 was a mute.

Beth said...

"It was S. Just read the story about Roddy saying they gave it to them"

Ahhh, now I get it. Roddy does tend to get carried away.

tem said...

He wasn't mute, he could say his name.

Beth said...

But when the Falcons continue to bitch about not getting nationwide respect, or even how their own fans can't fully relax and support them, they just need to remember yesterday's game. The win was there for the taking and they couldn't execute.

tem said...

And apparently he was much nicer earlier in the day. Or so said the hammered chick who sat by me and kept grabbing me to tell me that the dealer was more fun in the morning.

Keef said...

Or so said the hammered chick who sat by me and kept grabbing me to tell me that the dealer was more fun in the morning.



At least she was hot


s

tem said...

Falcons needed to lose. They aren't a seasoned enough team to go all the way and not lose. They needed that bitter taste of defeat.

tem said...

Give Spiff posting access and he can post tomorrow for me. Assuming he wants to.

tem said...

She smelled like a cigarette and vinegar.

Keef said...

we all smelled like a cigarette

Keef said...

fucking vegas

Keef said...

me & h played in a poker tourney. There were some deaf dudes in the tourney, too. They were talking to each other in sign language the entire time. Kinda shady

Keef said...

I thought one of the deaf guys was LP. Short jersey shore looking dude wearing a wife beater

tem said...

Sign language is mega shady.

tem said...

We should learn sign language.

big fat weasel said...

is that Elmo?

did he touch you?

big fat weasel said...

"jersey shore looking dude"

i do not look liek this

Keef said...

did he touch you?


No. During the pic he was telling me about how the night before all these chicks were taking their pic with him while they were bent over in front of him

big fat weasel said...

elmo is gay

big fat weasel said...

by extension, if real elmo is gay all elmos are gay

Keef said...

just like all jersey people look like that guy playing poker

big fat weasel said...

maybe, but i'm not a jersey guy

Keef said...

jersey, bk
tomayto, tomahto

tem said...

Dude was LP he was crashing the summit.

Keef said...

I really should of* put money on KSU to win the title @ 11/1

tem said...

Yep

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"I really should of* put money on KSU to win the title @ 11/1"

i think texas will beat ksu

BLUE said...

tp is really rooting for the UGA/Oregon title game

Keef said...

FU looked good

tem said...

A win is a win.

big fat weasel said...

"i think texas will beat ksu"

you should be pulling for snyder
old men stick together

Keef said...

still can't believe northwestern choked like that

Keef said...

me asking the chick at the bj table to show her tits when the dealer gave her beads, while her dad was sitting next to her unbeknownst to me, was nice

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"tp is really rooting for the UGA/Oregon title game"

bama should crush uga in the sec champ game

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"FU looked good"

gonna be ugly against FSU in a few weeks

BLUE said...

bama should have 2 lostes

BLUE said...

A&M proved that if you have a decent enuff QB, you can beat alabamer's vaunted defense

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"A&M proved that if you have a decent enuff QB, you can beat alabamer's vaunted defense"

not gonna happen again. I think bama gets to the nc game

tem said...

Science

tem said...

Got the back winder* seat again on the plane. No baby this time.

big fat weasel said...

irish will lose to SC

dont know who is beating oregon
stanford and beavers left

Keef said...

it would be awesome if ND stays unbeaten and alabamer jumps ahead of them to play in the NC

tem said...

Title game is kstate and Oregon.

Jorts couldn't save us! said...


" know who is beating oregon
stanford and beavers left"

then either USC or ucla in PAC champ game

tem said...

Glad I don't have a middle seat.

big fat weasel said...

USC doesn't have two homewrecking games in them

all of the bullets will be used on Notre Dame

Keef said...

Title game is kstate and Oregon.


So Alabamer & ND. Got it

big fat weasel said...

ND would get destroyed by bama

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"ND would get destroyed by bama"

I thought OU would beat nd

Keef said...

Glad I don't have a middle seat.



I ended up in the row in front of the bachelorette party. They didn't talk much on the flight home

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

still think nd and ksu will lose

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

how did h & Keith do in the poker tourney?

Keef said...

I finished 5th or 6th. I think h was about 11th

Keef said...

top 3 paid

big fat weasel said...

what a loser

BLUE said...

out of 12?

Keef said...

H had 1 rebuy

BLUE said...

which strip club did you go to?

Keef said...

out of 12?

18

Keef said...

which strip club did you go to?


none

Keef said...

I didn't really want to go


s

big fat weasel said...

how was the shrimp cocktail

big fat weasel said...

amare for POW

do it do it

Keef said...

didn't have shrimp cocktail either

Keef said...

we all decided that there would have been non-stop bitching from Anthony if he was at the summit. AHIK*

Beth said...

"bama should crush uga in the sec champ game"

No xnij here in that I think UGA has a real chance to beat bama. Their defense is finally clicking, which it should be considering they have probably 5 or 6 future NFL'ers on it.

The wildcard is Aaron Murray - if he plays like he did against USC and UF then they'll lose, but if he plays like he's played since I think they'll win.

big fat weasel said...

what kind of bitching

Keef said...

you name it

Keef said...

You would have definitely complained about Bill's.

Keef said...

And going to the food court to eat

Keef said...

and going to Fremont St

big fat weasel said...

would not

Keef said...

every dealer we had was asian or black. You would have complained about that

Keef said...

wall

Aitch said...

"me asking the chick at the bj table to show her tits when the dealer gave her beads, while her dad was sitting next to her unbeknownst to me, was nice"

This^

Aitch said...

So I am still in Vegas. Got on the plane and while taxiing to the runway, he stops. After a couple minutes we move about a foot forward and he stops again. Then comes the announcement. The plane's steering is broken. So we get towed back to the jetway. Of course, they leave us sitting on the plane for an hour then tell us to get off. Now everybody is in a ya-HUGE line to try to rebook flights. H is the smart guy who calls the 800 number. Got on another flight from here to Phoenix, then on to Boston. Won't get in until 11 P.M. est, but at least I am getting home. People around me in line were PISSED.

Keef said...

nice

big fat weasel said...

what a pain in the ass

Aitch said...

"what a pain in the ass"

Indeed!! Glad I called. I was on the phone with them for about 10 minutes and it was squared away. Then I went to another line to get my tickets printed and waited there for about 20. Came back to the line of people waiting and it had moved like 2 people in all that time.

tem said...

That sucks h

Aitch said...

eh, I'm sitting here on my laptop, downloading episodes of Sons of Anarchy. Sucks I've been here for 6 hours, but it could have been worse. One guy I was talking to was put on a plane 14 hours from now.

Keef said...

You should be over at the slot machines

/kod

Aitch said...

I pondered it. Almost took it as a sign that I should play some slots. Then I decided against it.

Keef said...

make sure you get 2 seats for yourself


/old guy

tem said...

Airport slots have terrible odds.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Give Spiff posting access and he can post tomorrow for me. Assuming he wants to."

sure, still need access

BLUE said...

whatta need steering for in the air?

tem said...

How many times did meiz get offered cocaine?

BLUE said...

how many times did he buy it?

Keef said...

I like how mize said some lady axed him why he wasn't taking a chick up to the room with him and he said it was because he was going to do a ton of blow

BLUE said...

or accept the offer

Keef said...

sent you invite, spiff

tem said...

Haha, that's right. Hilarity.

Spaceman Spiff said...

thanks, got it

tem said...

Good Facebook video with me probably cussing and saying bad shit. Hope none of my friends/family can watch that.

tem said...

I can't watch past 12 seconds or so.

BLUE said...

cmlp approves

BLUE said...

or at least she hit the "like" button on it

Keef said...

are you tagged in it?

tem said...

In the comments. Not sure how that works with the privacy settings.

Keef said...

He didn't tag you in the video, just put your name in a comment. It doesn't show up on your page

big fat weasel said...

"I can't watch past 12 seconds or so."

embrace your ugly side

big fat weasel said...

light day, i think i'll go home

tem said...

Landed in Columbus. Not too bad of a flight . Sitting still that long sucks.

tem said...

Also I have been holding in a fart for three hours.

Keef said...

you're so polite

BLUE said...

y did u sit still?

Spaceman Spiff said...

hope foles keeps the job, seems to like maclin and will checkdown to shady instead of scrambling

Keef said...

fucking Maclin

Keef said...

Picking up Tannehill last week was not a good choice

Aitch said...

" He didn't tag you in the video, just put your name in a comment. It doesn't show up on your page"

There's a method to my madness.

Aitch said...

Phoenix looks pretty cool from the air.

Keef said...

really?

Aitch said...

I thought so. Maybe cuz it looks so different from home. I dunno...

EL PICKS said...

"me asking the chick at the bj table to show her tits when the dealer gave her beads, while her dad was sitting next to her unbeknownst to me, was nice"



that is awesome

EL PICKS said...

"Almost took it as a sign that I should play some slots."


I absolutely would have put $50 down

Keef said...

I thought so. Maybe cuz it looks so different from home. I dunno...


Yeah maybe. No trees at all, just a bunch of dirt & concrete and every road is straight.

tem said...

I sat still because it is hard to move in those seats . I am the 2nd biggest.

Keef said...

Whatta say blue plays so we can advance

Aitch said...

" Yeah maybe. No trees at all, just a bunch of dirt & concrete and every road is straight."

And the two mountains

JFreak said...

Why aren't there always college basketball games on at 2 am?

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

I expected freak to be more excited about the 4am game

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