Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Stinky Shit

Normal stinky shit to follow. At least I post.


NHL News

The Penguins have the most points, they must be the best team. I bet at least 1 person reading this believes that. Hey, they are led by #87. #87 is a good player. People in Vegas recognize his "sweater".

No idea why it is called a sweater. WTF? It isn't like any sweater I have ever owned. It is a lot like a bunch of jerseys I have. Fucking Canadians I bet.


Arafat's body exhumed in murder inquiry

Not sure why they are just doing this now. I mean they just now found out that all his stuff had a toxic chemical all over it? I don't think so. They knew that for years. So now they just got around to releasing the info?? WFT? Governments...they are wierd and do dumb shit.


Crap


What site do you guys use for news? I use Yahoo! and CNN. Should I hit up fox or some other place. And don't say the Onion. That is not real. I know Jugbeth was going to say the Onion. Or Deadspin. I don't know what Deadspin is really. Is it gossip or real? Real Gossip?

You fuckers talked me into getting new phones for cmtem and me. We went with the Galaxy 3 thing. Certified preowned. I don't know where Verizon gets these. They just came out, why are people returning them already? Probably because they are broke so Verizon just resold them to me. Fucking Verizon. Anyway, I told cmtem that she needs to make me a video like that chick in the commercial did. That chick in the commercial is hot. Like sneaky hot. Like the gymnast chick with the mean face. She is sneaky hot. Probably has no boobs since she is a gymnast, but still sneaky hot.

Why the fuck are all the CBs in the league taking adderal? WFT does that stuff do that makes it irrestible to CBs? At least 4 have been suspended this year for it. Maybe more. And how do you accidentally take it? Bullshit. I think the excuse is "someone put it in my soy latte as a goof, they thought it was funny"

NETS...NETS.....NETS.....N....E.....T....S....NETS..NETS..NETS. El pad loves the NETS.

Nick Saban shouldn't bitch about the BCS being fair.

I am not that impressed with the ND LB getting Heisman hype. He does his job, he is where he is supposed to be. He is slightly better than the tOSU linebacker who started the season as a fullback. The ND guy is solid. He is great. But he isn't Heisman material. Sorry.

Cmtem lost her fantasy game by 0.35 points. Jonathan Stewart did her no favors last night. Did he get hurt? WFT?

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Bald Fat Weasel said...

yahoo and cnn are probably the worst news outlets

cnn is bad because of it's like Mort

i dont really go to fox often even though it's up my political alley

i use the Drudge Report, AP, NY Times, WSJ, LA Times, Chicago Tribune and BBC is pretty good

oh and the UK Times thing is good if you are into international news and silly London stories

tem said...

i will not use any of those simply because you recommended them.

BLUE said...

EP has too much time on his hands

BLUE said...

yahoo and cnn aren't based in NY, so they must be the worst

Bald Fat Weasel said...

i also have saved almost every single major newspaper website in the country but i never get around to surfing them all

i like to read sports that way
from the local columnists

national media, in general, blows

Jugdish said...

EP has too much time on his hands


^^^^^^

BLUE said...

cnn is fine if you want to know the news

Jugdish said...

i use al jazeera

/steve

Bald Fat Weasel said...

"EP has too much time on his hands"

I eat news up.

sports, news, food, porn

is pretty much my internet usage

Bald Fat Weasel said...

takes about 4 seconds to read a headline

who says i read the whole story?

i get email alerts from WSJ, NY Times, The Tribune and BBC

also have apps on the phone anytime there is breaking news ya know

Bald Fat Weasel said...

plus, i dont watch a stitch of news on the telly at home so i have to account for that

Bald Fat Weasel said...

i left out all my financial news places too by the way

Meiz said...

CNN and Yahoo are perfectly fine. And Yahoo has the best sports reporters.

Meiz said...

I get all my news from some spinoff blog of The Boston Sports Guy's old intern. Smokin' Steve or something, I think.

Bald Fat Weasel said...

cnn breaks news about an hour after everyone else

jus sayin

for the casual news grabber yes your fine with Cable News Network and yahoo

Meiz said...

HOW BOUT THEM BULLS, JUG?????

Bald Fat Weasel said...

CNN is TBS

ted turner is a bossssssss

Jugdish said...

HOW BOUT THEM BULLS, JUG?????


bad collapse...give ma a name and pic

Meiz said...

"cnn breaks news about an hour after everyone else

jus sayin"


If there's one thing we should embrace in a news outlet, it's knee-jerk reactions and inaccuracy.

ssssssssssssssss

Jugdish said...

cnn breaks news about an hour after everyone else



for anything important enough, all the networks will break the story at roughly the same time. i don't need to have up to minute news on everything

Meiz said...

"bad collapse...give ma a name and pic"


Nah. No bet, no punishment.

Meiz said...

"for anything important enough, all the networks will break the story at roughly the same time. i don't need to have up to minute news on everything"

Yes, this.

Bald Fat Weasel said...

"If there's one thing we should embrace in a news outlet, it's knee-jerk reactions and inaccuracy."


pretty surprised you are in this camp considering your twitter use

when i get an WSJ alert on breaking news, it breaks on CNN webpage an hour later

that's all im sayin jack

put the mat away

Bald Fat Weasel said...

"for anything important enough, all the networks will break the story at roughly the same time. i don't need to have up to minute news on everything"


jay glazer or mort?

that's all im sayin

BLUE said...

"who says i read the whole story?"

nobody said that, that's for sure...nor did we assume that

tem said...

i like this news about the 2 and a half men kid being a bible thumping virgin who says don't watch the show.

i was SAS.

Bald Fat Weasel said...

Crimson Tide

literally

BLUE said...

I don't need to be the first to read a news story. It'll probably be the same news if I find out "right away" or in an hour or so.

Bald Fat Weasel said...

they keep talking about andy reid's success and yes he had a nice run but that was a long long time ago

time for the walrus to move on

Bald Fat Weasel said...

i saw moneyball last night

thought it was very good

fat jonah hill was excellent

Bald Fat Weasel said...

forgot to do yahoo pickems for sunday games

tem said...

forgot, or just figured that since you were being beat my tits and me that you would just not pick games so that you'd have a convienient excuse?

Meiz said...

By the by, Pizza Hut's daily email says a good stocking stuffer would be a Pizza Hut gift card. You in, El Pad?

Meiz said...

I think I'm going to try to mix a Whatta Gotta into a work email today

Bald Fat Weasel said...

forgot, or just figured that since you were being beat my tits and me that you would just not pick games so that you'd have a convienient excuse?



forgot

Bald Fat Weasel said...

By the by, Pizza Hut's daily email says a good stocking stuffer would be a Pizza Hut gift card. You in, El Pad?

pizza hut is good in mexico

Meiz said...

"pizza hut is good in mexico"

How's the Taco Bell in Italy?

Meiz said...

Listening to a driver stammer his way through explaining a fuck up to his supervisor is awwwkwarrrd

Aitch said...

"pizza hut is good in mexico"

Food snob.

BLUE said...

"pizza hut is good in mexico"

Yes, they know what you want before you order it, the ambiance is nice, the food is delivered with a smile

tem said...

HA

Keef said...

cnn is bad because of it's like Mort

cnn breaks news about an hour after everyone else




Make up your mind weazy

BLUE said...

people are up in arms about firing of CU's coach.

he was 4-21, and wanted to install a completely new offense which he had no history with, and completely change the defensive scheme.

So basically he was going to change all the reasons they hired him.

Keef said...

I don't need to be the first to read a news story. It'll probably be the same news if I find out "right away" or in an hour or so.



It might even be better and more accurate in an hour

BLUE said...

plus, when they hired him, they couldn't afford a good coach (owed Hawkins and had to pay the big12 exit fee).

now they can.

does that suck for him, yes. But that's bigtime college football. People were not renewing season tickets.

BLUE said...

"It might even be better and more accurate in an hour"

and i can read all the silly comments at the bottom

Keef said...

CU should hire Neuheisel again. Or Barnett

Keef said...

and i can read all the silly comments at the bottom



Very underrated

NS

Bald Fat Weasel said...

CU should hire Kordell Stewart

Bald Fat Weasel said...

splash that campus with some SLASH

BLUE said...

I think CU already knows who they're going to hire

probably going after Tedford/Petrino...etc

BLUE said...

if they're really going to pay a guy 2.5mm or 3mm as has been reported, they won't mess around with an "up and comer", they tried that once with Hawkins

tem said...

4-21 is enough to get fired. don't need any more reasons.

BLUE said...

"4-21 is enough to get fired. don't need any more reasons."

that's what i'm sayin'


Keef said...

I think a certain weasel is available to call the defensive plays

Bald Fat Weasel said...

RICH ROD!

BLUE said...

they supposedly won't consider tressel, because they hate winning

BLUE said...

not that tressel would be interested anyway

Keef said...

Denver is too cold. He'd have to get full sweaters

Jugdish said...

not that tressel would be interested anyway



what if they offered him a tatoo to suiten* the deal?

tem said...

tressel would be interested.

he needs a job.

he went from making millions a year at OSU to making far less. he neeeds work.

Jugdish said...

hilarity

tem said...

i told you the onion wasn't real.

tem said...

china guy should read LOV

Jugdish said...

the onion is real...they just make up the stories

tem said...

touche

Meiz said...

Colorado can have Bielema. Badgers need a new HC.

Meiz said...

A head coach that isn't a stereotypical rah-rah meathead from Iowa would be great

Keef said...

Hatton quit again

Jugdish said...

oh sure, protect the white ones

/mize

Meiz said...

Man, he ran out of gas so quickfast in that fight. He was winning, then he lost his legs and started throwing big looping wild haymakers. It was so sad. My heart dropped a little when watching it.

Meiz said...

"oh sure, protect the white ones"

White privilege

Meiz said...

Tornado kinda sucks and sounds life a clone of Pontoon. Boo on Little Big Town.

Keef said...

"I was (ticked)," resident Amy Sprecher said. "I just can't understand how people can be so selfish — not thinking about the beauty for everybody to share, how rare they are."

"I hope they feel like they're a big strong hunter because they took out the white deer and stole it from everybody," Sprecher said.




Jesus, look how ridiculous you sound, Amy Sprecher

Meiz said...

""I hope they feel like they're a big strong hunter because they took out the white deer and stole it from everybody," Sprecher said."

Wow.

Keef said...

Selfish hunters are the worse*

BLUE said...

they stole it?

BLUE said...

because that white deer belonged to them

Keef said...

They had an unspoken agreement, blue

BLUE said...

the people in my neighborhood have an unspoken agreement, that was spoken, that we don't want the area behind our houses developed.

when that developer starts building houses, he'll have stole that from us

BLUE said...

unspoken agreements are the best kind

Keef said...

What if you had albino deer in the area behind your houses?

BLUE said...

they'd probably let the deer stay

BLUE said...

we do have albino prairie dogs...

i might just be making that up, but i'm using that as an argument as to why they can't develop that land

Bald Fat Weasel said...

piss on the land

mark your territory blue

BLUE said...

oh i've pissed there, it's mine

BLUE said...

wish i had $5 million or so, i'd just buy the land until I was ready to move

Bald Fat Weasel said...

powerball 400+ MILLY

Bald Fat Weasel said...

im in

Keef said...

White people problems

BLUE said...

maybe

Meiz said...

Walter

Bald Fat Weasel said...

i agree with tem, ima pretend to be pissed if this shane victorino wins the heisman

BLUE said...

who would you give it to?

johnny football?

BLUE said...

i feel bad for the chefs and jaguars and whoever else sucks this year.

the draft is going to be awful

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"johnny football?"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

Braxton!

Bald Fat Weasel said...

they aint giving it to a freshman

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"they aint giving it to a freshman"

they used to say that about sophomores

Keef said...

Noone cares about Tbow

Keef said...

Tebow

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"Noone cares about Tbow"

Bradford and Ingram won as sophs too

Bald Fat Weasel said...

tp misses tebow's musk

Bald Fat Weasel said...

how was nyc tp

Keef said...

tp misses tebow's musk



Tebow is on tp's team

Bald Fat Weasel said...

desean jackson is such a bum

Jugdish said...

johnny football?



they call me tony football in the rough touch league

/Lp

Keef said...

28/30

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"how was nyc tp"

pretty good trip. never going to the thanksgiving parade again. rockettes christmas show was lame. 9/11 memorial was good. food everywhere was grate. dotp spent $250 on crap at a stupid one direction pop up store. giants game was cold, but fun. nj transit sucks. had a grate time watching the uf/fsu game at my friends house in westchester then went out in the city to watch the ND game. fun rooting against nd with clueless fans.... too bad USC has an idiot coach

Keef said...

too bad USC has an idiot coach



^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

Tebow is on tp's team, but never plays

fixed

Bald Fat Weasel said...

tgiving parade is a nightmare

rockette's show was suite when i was like 6

nj transit sucks

^^^^^ ALL DAY

Bald Fat Weasel said...

you left out Rahway NJ is a shithole

Bald Fat Weasel said...

this made me lol

fucking china


us been doing this for 70 years

Jugdish said...

us been doing this for 70 years


No way?!? We landed on the moon!!!!

BLUE said...

26/30

Bald Fat Weasel said...

McDonald’s is making significant strategic changes in Japan where the chain sees a shift in consumer dining toward in-home dining. As a result, it plans a national rollout of home delivery service as well as expansion of McCafĂ© in its second-largest market.

BEAST

Bald Fat Weasel said...

elmo is having a rough couple of weeks

tem said...

"Tornado kinda sucks"


they will never have a song as good as Pontoon again. they peaked.

tem said...

"i might just be making that up, but i'm using that as an argument as to why they can't develop that land"

goddman hippie. let the developer build. just bitch and moan and make sure he builds houses that are nicer than what you have so that your property value goes up.

bitch and moan for a park too. the developer will probably spend $100K just to shut you guys up. so getting a park is possible.

tem said...

or get a nice treeline between yous and thems.

tem said...

heisman will probably go to the ND guy. no clear cut winner this year and this is apparently NDs year for stuff.

Bald Fat Weasel said...

maybe if andy murray beats bama

Keef said...

Andy Murray huh

Keef said...

Are they playing tennis?

Bald Fat Weasel said...

whatever his name is aaron?

Keef said...

Ha. Fooled you. I did that on purpose. Like I don't know Aaron Murray's name



/LP

Bald Fat Weasel said...

i thought his name was andy

tem said...

23/30

tem said...

i think either johnny football wins even though he is a freshman or the ND guy or someone else wins.

Keef said...

Good bet

tem said...

somehow i would still lose if i made it.

tem said...

CNN headline:

"Norquist: Rep. King 'tried to weasel out' "


now i know why el pad hates CNN. it is because they hate weasels.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Why the fuck are all the CBs in the league taking adderal? WFT does that stuff do that makes it irrestible to CBs? At least 4 have been suspended this year for it. "

read that the league says player violated PED policy but cant say exactly what they tested positive for, so the players all just say adderall for PR purposes

BLUE said...

"goddman hippie. let the developer build. just bitch and moan and make sure he builds houses that are nicer than what you have so that your property value goes up>"

so your saying my house would be worth more with a house behind it than if it backed to open space?

BLUE said...

adderall, so they can keep a strong attention span

have to have attention to detail if your a db

Meiz said...

How many goddman Seahawks got popped?

Meiz said...

"they will never have a song as good as Pontoon again. they peaked."

Definitely

tem said...

"read that the league says player violated PED policy but cant say exactly what they tested positive for, so the players all just say adderall for PR purposes"

smart players

tem said...

"so your saying my house would be worth more with a house behind it than if it backed to open space?"

if that house is nice enough, yes.

Meiz said...

"smart players"

Smart Union leaders

BLUE said...

what i currently back to an awesome pond that will get pilled in

tem said...

your house is worth whatever it is worth now with the open space behind it.

if they build a house behind you that is worth 1.5 times what yours is then yours will go up.

you only notice the difference because you like open space better than a house behind you.

a new person buying your home never experienced it with open space behind it so they don't feel like it is worse. they only know it as a house with a house behind it and that is fine with them.

Meiz said...

We should get set up on Catfish so LP, Kod, Packer, and Blue can make a Summit some time in the next decade

BLUE said...

whatta got a trout?

BLUE said...

"a new person buying your home never experienced it with open space behind it so they don't feel like it is worse. they only know it as a house with a house behind it and that is fine with them."

this sounds like builder's logic

tem said...

not to mention the increased property taxes go to the schools and theoretically make the schools better which increase your home value.

Bald Fat Weasel said...

erin looked banging on kimmel

Keef said...

Whatever the opposite of tembagging is, tem is doing it now

BLUE said...

you almost had me there tem

tem said...

*increased property taxes due to new homes. i am assuming the new homes will pay more taxes than the pond pays.

BLUE said...

great so now my taxes are going up

tem said...

if you bitch to the developer enough you can maybe keep the pond and get a row of trees or something.

BLUE said...

or some shitty developer could come in and build crappy apartment/condos on the land

tem said...

"great so now my taxes are going up"

this was going to happen irregardless of a new development going in.

Bald Fat Weasel said...

terry bradshaw must say all kinds of in appropiate things to her

Jugdish said...

great so now my taxes are going up


they go up for the wealthy. that's the way it should be

/obama

tem said...

"or some shitty developer could come in and build crappy apartment/condos on the land"

this is why you make your complaints based on value and make sure that the homes the developer builds are nicer than what you have now.

tem said...

basically you are getting fucked. do you want fucked in the trunk of a kia or do you want fucked on a bed in the Ritz?


if you play your cards right the developer will build nice stuff next to you that will increase your home value.

your main avenue of defense now is to go to zoning meetings and bitch and moan about anything you can think of. waste time. talk for as long as they let you and get the zoning tabled until the next meeting. do this at every meeting. eventually the developer will work with you.

Spaceman Spiff said...

" Eagles release DE Jason Babin."

let's get rid of everything not named reid!


desean jackson also out for season, suite

BLUE said...

it's not owned by a developer yet

there's lots of land out that way that the developers can buy cheaper

Keef said...

MACLIN time!


S

Bald Fat Weasel said...

crazy he was a beast last season

Meiz said...

"what i currently back to an awesome pond that will get pilled in"


Whatta gotta fitchin' pond behind the palatial Blue estate?

BLUE said...

i don't think there are any fitch in it.

the neighbors mize* was fishing in it one day, but i never saw him catch anything


*30 year old son who lives at home

Bald Fat Weasel said...

face

Meiz said...

"erin looked banging on kimmel"

She's jumped the shark for me. Her legs weirded me out in a twitpic last night.

Jugdish said...

She's jumped the shark for me.


odd...she is still wai into you




s

Jugdish said...

way

Bald Fat Weasel said...

yeah ok those legs need to be wrapped around my neck while i pump hard cock inside her

Jugdish said...

i did that on purpose

Keef said...

You think every women needs their legs wrapped around you

Keef said...

Women*

Meiz said...

Seeing the damb apartment on Thursday. I'm slightly leery about moving in January.

Bald Fat Weasel said...

You think every women needs their legs wrapped around you

think?

tem said...

"there's lots of land out that way that the developers can buy cheaper"

but nobody wants to buy houses on those lots.

Bald Fat Weasel said...

know nigga

Bald Fat Weasel said...

fucking WORK

tem said...

why does blue care anyway? he is moving to idaho soon.

Spaceman Spiff said...

" Mets have made Wright a 7 year offer well in excess of $100 mil"

Bald Fat Weasel said...

oh yeah

Bald Fat Weasel said...

got meeting downtown piece

Keef said...

Orville?

BLUE said...

"why does blue care anyway? he is moving to idaho soon."

fuck sysco in Idaho

BLUE said...

"and that conversation seems to be solidifying into a plan. According to sources, Joseph Gordon-Levitt absolutely will be appearing in "Justice League" as the new Batman. Now here's where things get interesting. The more insistent the drumbeat has become, the more poking around I've been doing, and it's looking like we may see Gordon-Levitt in the suit earlier than that."

BLUE said...

spoiler alert

Keef said...

15/25

BLUE said...

18/25

Jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

how come yahoo email addresses don't include the !

BLUE said...

nice to see we've moved on to week 9

or not

Meiz said...

Galaxy S3 ordered. Will be here Thursday.

Meiz said...

Do I hafta take it to the store to get it running?

Meiz said...

I guess I'll play my game

BLUE said...

"Do I hafta take it to the store to get it running?"

who'd you order it through?

Meiz said...

El Pad should jump on that Nets train. Looks like fun.

Meiz said...

"who'd you order it through?"

Verizon, went to the Verizon store to upgrade. Had to order it because they don't carry the brown one.

Keef said...

I wouldn't think you'd need to take it to the store

Meiz said...

Waiting on WaVa now

Meiz said...

"I wouldn't think you'd need to take it to the store"

Doesn't it need activated?

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