Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Safely, not down the reed

I guess Kentucky might not win 40 games this year.

Marlins blew up their team they paid so much to build.  Guess Pujols was right to walk away from their mega offer. 

Knicks are on pace to go 82-0.  I'll officially say, i was wrong about this team, they are the best team in basketball.

Apology accepted /EP

"Stevens, 33, and Solo, 31, applied for a marriage license Thursday, according to King County records. The couple, who have been in a relationship for two months, were reportedly set to be married on Tuesday. There is no word on whether the wedding actually took place." 

Two months?  Are you really that desperate Hope Solo.  She's the anti-jug.

Wife and Kids head to Alabama for the next 9 days today.  I'm going to be drunk a lot while they are gone.

Continuing the JitB theme that spiff started yesterday, the best drunk food in the world is Jack in the Box 2 tacos.  Plus they're only a buck.  For those of you not privy to the JitB world, first off, you suck, second, it's glorious.  Below is what the taco looks like.

 
 
They look like shit, but they taste the awesomeness.  Also, it's the only deep fried taco you'll ever have.  Although i'm not really sure if they qualify as tacos, but tomato/potato.  I also enjoy JitB's taco sauce, it might be better than Taco Bell's.  I said "might"
 
I was in Idaho over the weekend and checked out a local microbrewery. I'm making this my new thing to do when out of town, visit a local microbrewery.  The one in Boise was called Sockeye Brewing Company, named after the Sockeye salmon.  Their slogan is "drink like a fish".  Meiz would like it, if he drank beer, just out of principle alone.
 
 
So if you ever find yourself in Boise, check it out, it was a decent enuff place and had some pretty good brews.  Summit IV, Boise, ID.
 

Roethlisberger is hurt again, Cutler is hurt again, Vick is hurt again, Alex smiff is hurt again..rough weekend, and none of those guys puked into a fountain.
 
 
 
 
 


136 comments:

Meiz said...

"Or he was trying to get under your skin. You decide."

Then you are the fail whale.



Tell me about it!
/Elevator Old Man

Beth said...

"Wife and Kids head to Alabama for the next 9 days today."


Hey now!

/hot receptionist

Keef said...

You know cmblue has surveillance set up

BLUE said...

blue will be boning anything that moves

Meiz said...

I'm ready for Christmas tunes.

Beth said...

"blue will be boning anything that moves"

I hope you don't have a dog.

BLUE said...

yeah, the dog is pretty worried

big fat weasel said...

"I'm ready for Christmas tunes."

we are live

big fat weasel said...

"Wife and Kids head to Alabama for the next 9 days today."

wow

you spending tgiving alone?

big fat weasel said...

KNICKS!

big fat weasel said...

hey the flaptop is back

shumpert's is the best

big fat weasel said...

jets

lol

BLUE said...

lollerskates

Meiz said...

If lollerskates catches on I will fe forced to inject WOW~ into the vernacular.

Meiz said...

"we are live"

I'll have to bring my own radio in because we rotate stations.

big fat weasel said...

stream from your comp

Meiz said...

All streaming audio is BLOCKT

big fat weasel said...

if they beat the Spurs I'll get excited

for now it's just a winning streak
they have had winning streaks before

plus no way melo continues playing dogged defense and rebounding at the pace he is now (i;e no way he gives max effort all 82 games)

pundits always said if he did he would be a super duper star

hasnt happened yet right blue

Meiz said...

I can't even get to the oldies station website

big fat weasel said...

"Hamas officials in the Gaza Strip said an Israeli airstrike killed the commander of its military wing.

Ahmed Jabari becomes the most senior Hamas official to be killed since an Israeli invasion of Gaza four years ago. Mr. Jabari has long topped Israel's most-wanted list.

Witnesses say Mr. Jabari was traveling in his vehicle in Gaza City when his car exploded."

and business just picked up....

BLUE said...

"hasnt happened yet right blue"

he's done it in stretches..like the year they went to the WC finals.

I like the way the team sets up though, JKidd will be a really good influence on Melo, much like Chauncey was.

big fat weasel said...

agree, but dolan is still in charge so it could go south quickly at anytime

big fat weasel said...

lin who?

Keef said...

The nursery rhyme never states that Humpty Dumpty is an egg.

big fat weasel said...

implied because the end says couldnt put humpty back together again

what else could you put back together an egg breaks like a puzzle

big fat weasel said...

it's the answer to the riddle

big fat weasel said...

weasles know riddle bro

tem said...

how did interview go?

why family gone 9 days?


apparently i am deciding to leave word out each sentence.

Aitch said...

It's the influence of all the Asians you spoke to this weekend.

tem said...

i spoke to them, most didn't speak back.

big fat weasel said...

francesa giving rick reilly the business

what a fool reilly is

Meiz said...

Blue's getting a jugvorce

big fat weasel said...

talking about this

Keef said...

Blue's getting a jugvorce


That's why he's moving to Idaho to work at Sysco

Keef said...

mize

big fat weasel said...

much easier to drink orange juice than eat an orange

tem said...

"That's why he's moving to Idaho to work at Sysco"

"Blue's getting a jugvorce"


i hope this is not true.

Meiz said...

I'm just using context clues

Meiz said...

"i hope this is not true."

Being the deeply religious man that you are, this goes without saying.

Aitch said...

Meiz loves being right about that shit

Meiz said...

Unrelated: I need to cut you a check.

tem said...

"Being the deeply religious man that you are, this goes without saying."

a week ago you did not know i went to church.

Keef said...

Unrelated: I need to cut you a check


^^^^^^^

Keef said...

cuanto cuesta

big fat weasel said...

stop it, you know I don't speak spanish

big fat weasel said...

brekaing bad is so tight im gonna have to actually buy season 5 since it aint available on netflakes*

Meiz said...

"a week ago you did not know i went to church."

You're catching on.

big fat weasel said...

*netflakes

my daughter calls it netflakes
makes me lol

Keef said...

"stop it, you know I don't speak spanish"

How do you know it's spanish?

Meiz said...

I couldn't get into Breaking Bad.

Keef said...

"my daughter calls it netflakes"

THSSIIRL

tem said...

this seems a bit one sided:

Bubp traded Stevan Ridley, NE
Bubp traded Carson Palmer, Oak


stro traded Ray Rice, Bal to Bubp
stro traded Michael Vick, Phi to Bubp


Meiz said...

Red Velvet cupcake loaded with cream cheese frosting?

YES PLEASE

Keef said...

delish

Keef said...

I need to get more xmas shit to put outside

Meiz said...

6 vacation days and 5 sick days.

FINALLY!

For the first time in over a decade, I get vacation days and paid sick days.

Jugdish said...

For the first time in over a decade, I get vacation days and paid sick days.



congrats!

Keef said...

nice

Meiz said...

Except I have to schedule some of those days off next week already. Thankfully, I'm dead last in seniority, so I don't think I have to rush it too much.

Keef said...

yeah you shouldn't have any difficulty getting days off Thanksgiving week now

s

big fat weasel said...

Ridley is having a better year than Rice

big fat weasel said...

i know because i drafted rice #1 overall

big fat weasel said...

For the first time in over a decade, I get vacation days and paid sick days.


welcome

big fat weasel said...

"I need to get more xmas shit to put outside"

are you a big blowup thing on the lawn type of guy?

Keef said...

mize

Keef said...

are you a big blowup thing on the lawn type of guy?


No. Hate that shit

big fat weasel said...

No. Hate that shit

me too

Meiz said...

How big of a data plan does everybody have? I think I might have to look into that shit pretty soon.

Jugdish said...

i have unlimited data through T-mobile.

streaming audio doesn't take up as much data as you'd think.

big fat weasel said...

unlimited data

word is that will stop once my contract is up

Keef said...

me too



Look at us. We're growing

Jugdish said...

word is that will stop once my contract is up



i don't have a contract, i just did the handshake deal with tmobile

Keef said...

How big of a data plan does everybody have? I think I might have to look into that shit pretty soon.



4GB w/ Droid. I use it a ton and it's < than 1GB/mo

Jugdish said...

i used my data a lot too. Before I moved offices I'd stream a radio station every morning. i also use pandora a lot when i run. I think i topped out at 2.8 GB in a month

Keef said...

i don't have a contract, i just did the handshake deal with tmobile




ha

Meiz said...

So I should be cool with the 2GB jammy then.

Keef said...

probably

Keef said...

Torii Hunter to the Tigers

big fat weasel said...

elmo cleared accuser recanted

big fat weasel said...

(elmo still a gay)

Keef said...

I would of* never guessed that the voice of Elmo was a black dude

big fat weasel said...

diversity laws

snuffalofocus is white

Jugdish said...

snuffalofocus is white



hilarity

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

houston sports talk is horrible. there is maybe one dude worth listening to.

tem said...

was he also the voice of elmo or just the guy with his hand up elmo's ass?

Jugdish said...

i think he was just the voice

big fat weasel said...

both

Jugdish said...

i don't have a good working knowledge of elmo

BLUE said...

i think the voice is the puppeteer

big fat weasel said...

there was a doc on this, Being Elmo I think it was called

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

why would i watch an elmo doc?

Keef said...

I don't think anyone said you would

tem said...

i never said they did.

tem said...

put the mat away keef.

Meiz said...

"why would i watch an elmo doc?"

To learn about Elmo

Keef said...

I didn't say you said they did. I said I don't think anyone said you would.

tem said...

you didn't answer the question then.

try to keep up.

tem said...

"To learn about Elmo"

thank you meiz.

big fat weasel said...

saw keef's posting on Torii but wow 13MM a year?

seems a bit much

Jugdish said...

wall

big fat weasel said...

piece

Spaceman Spiff said...

I have 2 GB, which is good as long as you don't use data to watch a lot of netflix

you shouldnt even sniff the 2GB limit, especially if you have wifi at home

BLUE said...

i have 2gb and i'm never close to the limit

Jugdish said...

i go over 2 gb all the time, but i just borrow more gb from the chinese

Jugdish said...

hilarity

tem said...

road sign hacks are fun

tem said...

"Placer County Water Agency Senior Engineer Tony Firenzi told the Bee it took skill to change the message. The unknown hacker needed a keyboard and had to bypass some systems."


some skill is keyboard possesion and the ability to know that 1-2-3-4 is the password.

Jugdish said...

yeah, that line cracked me up too

Keef said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

premie z

Aitch said...

Not enough characters for a premie

Keef said...

Says who?

Jugdish said...

Says who?




Aitch said...
Not enough characters for a premie

Keef said...

oh

Keef said...

aitch ain't the boss

Meiz said...

comment

Spaceman Spiff said...

david price cy young

Keef said...

Wft

Spaceman Spiff said...

dickey cy young

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

Dickey!!!

Meiz said...

This Papa Murphy's 5 meat stuffed pizza is delightful

Keef said...

Sounds good

EL PICKS said...

"saw keef's posting on Torii but wow 13MM a year?

seems a bit much"


I think way too much





BLUE said...

meiz,

week 8



MEOW

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

Wisconsin might have too many white guys on the court to keep up with Florida

Meiz said...

Week 8 is up

Meiz said...

Andrew Fucking Bynum is my hero

Jugdish said...

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