Thursday, November 29, 2012

Powerball

One of the winning tickets was sold in AZ...Keef??? I didn't buy any tickets. I meant to stop by a gas station and pick up about $20 worth, but I got side tracked. In a related story...I didn't win. Keef?

I know some of you guys don't like Caliendo, but his impression of Gruden is really good. I heard it on Mike and Mike this morning and for a moment, thought it was Gruden. He also did a good Ditka and Holtz.

Good trip to Chicago over Thanksgiving. Cmjug, like most people raised in the South, hates the cold and was worried about the weather before we went up there. She almost packed for the trip like I do for a ski trip. The weather up there was great while we were there. Good times visiting family, although a little sad to see the shape my grandmother is in right now.

Are you ready for more steroid in baseball talk? I'm not going to talk about it anymore in this post, but it'll be all over the media. Maybe Favre will make another comeback so there is something else to talk about.

Poor Alex Smith...where do you think he will end up next year? I say Jets. There aren't a lot of good QBs coming out in the draft, and there are at least 5 teams that need a new QB.

I better get to work...GO!



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Jugdish said...

wall

Meiz said...

cmjug looks so colllld in that picture in Chicago.

Jugdish said...

i know, and it was something like 60-65 degrees

Meiz said...

nfw. It's that bad?

Meiz said...

Whatta got $20 tix to the Jets game this weekend?

BLUE said...

jug doesn't look cold

Meiz said...

Blue creepin' on the fb masheen?

BLUE said...

cmblue has a facebook, i use it to look up stuff every once in awhile

BLUE said...

it's where i get all my breaking news


(s)

Meiz said...

Married people and the password sharing is absolutely crazy to me.

Meiz said...

And the shared fb accounts, email, & twitter accounts. Lamest shit EVER.

tem said...

cmtem and i do not share passwords.

tem said...

the only way i could get into her facebook account is to take her phone. it logs in automatically.

tem said...

Smith to Kansas City or Arizona. I say Arizona. KC drafts Barkley.

tem said...

Jets stick with Sanchez. Unload Tebow on the Jaguars or the Dolphins.

Vikes draft Geno Smith in round 1. Bust.


Meiz said...

I think the Vikes are still cool with the Ponder experience. He doesn't seem to kill them in games, single-handedly.

Meiz said...

I wish there was a stud QB the Lions could tank for.

tem said...

Vick leaves PHI, ends up with the Browns in the Dawg Pound. Nah just kidding. He goes to Oakland.

tem said...

Only after having St. Louis make a run at him (and Alex Smith) and in the process destroying Bradford's psyche.

Meiz said...

El Pad owes me a name/avi whenever he gets here today.

tem said...

Lion don't need a new QB. they need better fans. they need fans like the Packers have.

Meiz said...

BobAndJane Smith liked Aerosmith

Meiz said...

"Lion don't need a new QB. they need better fans. they need fans like the Packers have."

Troll hard, Tem. Troll hard.

Meiz said...

Lions need a new coaching staff. Fire all of those assbags.

Meiz said...

I am a butter buying machine. GIVE ME ALL THE BUTTERZ.

tem said...

"Troll hard, Tem. Troll hard"

it was solid bait.

tem said...

i played assassins creed 3 last night.

i played for 30 minutes. it was basically just me watching a movie. it was dumb.

i walked to dots and then more cut scenes would happen explaining shit.

Meiz said...

Yeah, I heard there was a bunch of cinematics at the beginning of AC3

tem said...

it is at least 30 minutes of crap. in one scene you ride in a van and don't do or say anything for a minute. it is just you in a van with some other people. you can't move, you can't look around and nobody says anything.

if i had known that i would have skipped the scene, but i didn't know it would just be the dude in a van for a minute.

Keef said...

It was csil. Now she can finally pay him the rent money.



Wrong one

Keef said...

I didn't buy any tickets. I meant to stop by a gas station and pick up about $20 worth, but I got side tracked. In a related story...I didn't win. Keef?



Exact same thing happened to me.

NS

Meiz said...

Saw some chick in CNN trying to interview Julian Assange last night. That guy's a douchemonster.

Meiz said...

ON cnn

Keef said...

holy crackhead

Meiz said...

I wanted to mention this last week, but forgot.

It's pretty awkward walking in on somebody making a racist joke to a couple of higher-ups and them laughing heartily at it. I was to understand that upper management folks should maybe have more discretion and class than that. And maybe some better social acumen. Maybe that's just me.

tem said...

"I was to understand that upper management folks should maybe have more discretion and class than that."


you understood wrong.

Meiz said...

Evidently

BLUE said...

"I was to understand that upper management folks should maybe have more discretion and class than that. And maybe some better social acumen. Maybe that's just me."

it's like you don't even know me

tem said...

the only problem was that they let you hear.

Keef said...

I need 2 to start from Leshoure, Sproles, Maclin, Beanie

BLUE said...

you're in trouble then

Keef said...

Why

Bald Fat Weasel said...

meiz your pic

name is:

I Love NY

Meiz said...

I'm still having a hard time deciding on Maclin or the kid they have playing RB this week. They're the only 2 players the Eagles have, and I have them bolth but only need 1 for flex

BLUE said...

maclin's got no shot this week


tem said...

Sproles, Maclin

tem said...

you know what to do.

Keef said...

you know what to do.


Aye aye

Keef said...

I guess I could also throw Michael Bush into the mix if Forte doesn't play

Bald Fat Weasel said...

my fantasy question is

Crabtree or one of these:

Felix Jones/Lafell/Redman

Meiz said...

"maclin's got no shot this week"

Bryce Brown though? I don't know, I could get away with whatever because I clinched the division this past week. 2nd place team is who I play, and is only 1 game back, but our tiebreaker is division record.

Meiz said...

Why on earth would you sit Crabtree right now?

Goddman east coast bias

Bald Fat Weasel said...

because capernick* doesnt throw him the ball

Bald Fat Weasel said...

bryce out up a monster night monday

Jugdish said...

because capernick* doesnt throw him the ball



but alex smith is also the starter


s

Keef said...

bryce out up a monster night monday


Elbonics

Bald Fat Weasel said...

snl xmas was good stuff

Meiz said...

I just had a trucker in here talking about how he's a Packers fan, Eagles fan, Broncos fan, and Titans fan.

"Same 4 teams every year, buddy!"


I just laughed.

Keef said...

It was funny but it was the same show they did last year

Meiz said...

"bryce out up a monster night monday"

The sky is blue?

Bald Fat Weasel said...

yeah dont fix it
if it haint broken

Bald Fat Weasel said...

SCHWEDDY BALLS

Bald Fat Weasel said...

i love the will ferrel one where he is singing on a rotating platform then just starts guching puke

get me everytime

Bald Fat Weasel said...

jesus my spelting today is worse than evar*

Keef said...

Hsil is moving in with her dude today

BLUE said...

honeybadger going pro

top 10 pick

Keef said...

Top 10 undrafted FA

Bald Fat Weasel said...

nets/celtics fight last night was gay

Bald Fat Weasel said...

i want to see another malice at the palace situation, preferably in boston

BLUE said...

garnett might kill a man

BLUE said...

"Top 10 undrafted FA"

he's too good to go undrafted

BLUE said...

he might not be top 10, might slip the latter part of round 1, but no way the pats don't pick him up

Bald Fat Weasel said...

yes he might although if arguably the two most insane NBA players didn't kill a man in the Pistons/Pacers brawl then I don't know what to think

Jugdish said...

but no way the pats don't pick him up


$1000?

/Lp

BLUE said...

bet

BLUE said...

broncos are trying to get the superbowl here in 2018/19/or20

BLUE said...

doubt that's going to happen.

they have all the faciities, and it would be a good city for it, except that the game is played in February

Bald Fat Weasel said...

so joisy has it, weather will be shitty which is going to be awesome

Keef said...

Yeah blue, I'll bet. NFW he's first round

Meiz said...

"garnett might kill a man"


EEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR



Garnett's a pussy.

Keef said...

He's a gimmick with a drug problem

Bald Fat Weasel said...

"Yeah blue, I'll bet. NFW he's first round"

Maurice Clarett

Bald Fat Weasel said...

probably will go around there

i agree not a first rounder

Keef said...

Maurice Clarett



3rd round. Thank you

Bald Fat Weasel said...

yup

BLUE said...

so you've come off your, "undrafted free agent stance" huh

Bald Fat Weasel said...

but honey badger doesnt care

honey badger doesnt give a shit

BLUE said...

he'll test well at the combine and say all the right things about his mj addiction.

maybe the broncos or seahawks draft him since weed isn't illegal here/there

BLUE said...

guess it's still a banned substance in the nfl though


too performance enhancing

Jugdish said...

ha!

Bald Fat Weasel said...

Japan Airlines will be serving KFC aboard select flights to the U.S. and Europe. A press release announces flights "from Narita to New York, Boston, Chicago, Los Angeles, San Diego, London, Paris and Frankfurt will be [serving] KFC's Original Recipe two-piece chicken meal during the second meal service." They're calling the promotion, which lasts from December 1st to February 28th, Air Kentucky Fried Chicken.

genius

Meiz said...

"he'll test well at the combine and say all the right things about his mj addiction."

Addiction? LOL.

Bald Fat Weasel said...

"too performance enhancing"

just take viagra instead

/bmarsh

Keef said...

so you've come off your, "undrafted free agent stance" huh



Nope

Bald Fat Weasel said...

Addiction? LOL.

^this

COLOV

BLUE said...

fucking reply all

BLUE said...

if there isn't any better argument for MJ addiction, it's a guy who costs himself millions because he can't quit

Aitch said...

So you don't think it's possible to have an addiction to marijuana?

BLUE said...

i'm not starting this argument again

BLUE said...

we'll get kod all up on his soapbox

Jugdish said...

kob bat signal

Keef said...

Jessie pregnant again. Bitch don't waste any time

Jugdish said...

kod

Bald Fat Weasel said...

got another meeting later than home time

Bald Fat Weasel said...

Fuddruckers Parent Buying Cheeseburger in Paradise

Bald Fat Weasel said...

the play is the Saints tonight

until they beat them the trend is too strong to ignore

BLUE said...

fuddruckers parents must be on vacation

Keef said...

Falcons. Got it

BLUE said...

keith

if i get in an accident and i'm at fault

do i have to pay a deductible to get the other guys car fixed?

Keef said...

No

BLUE said...

what if i just say, i wasn't there and there was no accident

Bald Fat Weasel said...

depends on state i think

Keef said...

It's 100% covered by whatever your PD coverage is.

Meiz said...

Honey Badger just wants to smoke weed

Keef said...

what if i just say, i wasn't there and there was no accident




They have the burden of proof

tem said...

barring shitty combine stats honeybadger is a round 1 or 2 guy.

BLUE said...

that's what i figured, but couldn't remember

deductible only applies to damages to your own vehicle

Bald Fat Weasel said...

your liability insurance will cover that

Keef said...

deductible only applies to damages to your own vehicle



Right. I don't know about CO, but in CA you dint lose your good driver discount if total damage is < $1000

Keef said...

don't

Keef said...

But if there wasn't a witness, no police report, and no damage to your car, you didn't do it

BLUE said...

ah

it's a fucking scratch.

i can't believe the dude filed a claim

BLUE said...

fuck him in his ass

BLUE said...

police weren't called, he got my insurance info, no pictures taken, nothing.

i don't even know the guys name

Keef said...

You didn't do it. Anything on your car?

BLUE said...

nope

Keef said...

If you deny it, your insurance will probably deny it if there's no evidence. Just because he has your name and policy # isn't enough

Keef said...

But then karma may come along and kick you in the nuts

Bald Fat Weasel said...

that guy is a pussy

Keef said...

What kind of car was it?

BLUE said...

jetta

Keef said...

I don't know what to do about our car. It's just a couple small scratches on the bottom of the bumper, but it's a lease. I don't want to file a claim and then not fix it because I don't know if Honda runs a claim search when leases are returned

Jugdish said...

IMO you should just admit it and let the insurance company do their thing.

Keef said...

jetta



Eh, you may just let your insurance fix it if it's just a scratch. Probably wouldn't affect your premium that much

Keef said...

IMO you should just admit it and let the insurance company do their thing.



Fucking voice of reason

Keef said...

You know what else you could do?


STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!

Jugdish said...

its that pesky golden rule...dammit

Jugdish said...

STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!



ha

Jugdish said...

just give him $600

/Lp

BLUE said...

"IMO you should just admit it and let the insurance company do their thing"

well that seems anti-american

tem said...

cmblue did it

tem said...

you shouldn't have hit him.

BLUE said...

he shouldn't have been stopped on the freeway

BLUE said...

i know i'm at fault.

but now he's claiming he hit a car in front of him, which drove off.


i don't buy that

Jugdish said...

you were texting and driving, weren't you?

Jugdish said...

or sexting the hot receptionist

Keef said...

but now he's claiming he hit a car in front of him, which drove off.



He's saying you pushed him into another car?

tem said...

if he hit the car in front of him that is his fault.

at least in ohio.

it is always your fault if you hit the guy in front of you. even if you were rammed from behind. dumb rule, but it is the rule.

BLUE said...

no, i was actually doing things right, i looked over my shoulder to change lanes and he stopped short, we were going about 5mph. When I looked back it was too late


ehh, stopped short

BLUE said...

"He's saying you pushed him into another car?"

supposedly

BLUE said...

"it is always your fault if you hit the guy in front of you. even if you were rammed from behind. dumb rule, but it is the rule"

that's what i was taught too, sometihng about following too close or some crap

Keef said...

it is always your fault if you hit the guy in front of you. even if you were rammed from behind. dumb rule, but it is the rule



Um, no. If you stop short and you get hit from behind and pushed into the car in front, the back guy is responsible for all

BLUE said...

i think that varies by state

Keef said...

supposedly



He would probable have more damage if you pushed him. What probably happened is he hit the guy and then you hit him

BLUE said...

shoulda just walked away

Keef said...

i think that varies by state

The person in the middle did nothing wrong. They had time and distance to stop

BLUE said...

s

Jugdish said...

Um, no. If you stop short and you get hit from behind and pushed into the car in front, the back guy is responsible for all


that's the way i understood it too, but doesn't each person have to deal with the insurance company of the person who hit them, and it rolls up to the person who initially hit the first guy?

Jugdish said...

not sure if i said that right

BLUE said...

either way, that alledged person drove off

BLUE said...

and when dude got out, he didn't even look at the front of his car

Keef said...

You can fight that. If you had hit him hard enough to push him you'd have damage too.

Keef said...

Re: jug's comment. We'd ask the front guy how many impacts they felt. If they say 1, middle guy was probably pushed into him. If he says 2 then middle guy probably hit him, then got hit and pushed into front guy a 2nd time

tem said...

fascinating

Keef said...

I know

Meiz said...

The blog of extraordinary gentlemen, and Keith.

Keef said...

You've used that before

Keef said...

Tell is more about truckers

Keef said...

Us

Meiz said...

"You've used that before"

Yes, and it's funny to me. And relevant. Make it your own. It could be the Obamacare of LOV.

Meiz said...

"Tell is more about truckers"

Only on special occasions.

Meiz said...

Nice name/pic, weasel.

/Kevin

tem said...

lollerskates

BLUE said...

For those who care I'm going to do the right thing, just wanted Advise

BLUE said...

I may have fucked myself though because I acted dumb in the initial conversation

Jugdish said...

For those who care I'm going to do the right thing, just wanted Advise


suite

Jugdish said...

may have fucked myself though because I acted dumb in the initial conversation



he wasn't acting

/cmblue

Jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

came clean, now we'll see what happens

BLUE said...

hopefully keith doesn't work with flo, and tell her all my misdeeds

Jugdish said...

keef WORKS flo!

/Lp

Keef said...

Fuck flo

Meiz said...

"Fuck flo"

True that. Flo was NOT giving me the hookup I earned over the years.

BLUE said...

i should probably drop comprehensive insurance on my suv...it's 10 years old and worth about 2k.

if i really wrecked it, i'd go buy something new anyway

BLUE said...

angry whopper is HDH

Jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

+1 TCS point for jug

BLUE said...

tem...TCS, like MEOW!

Meiz said...

We have to wait for Jug to take his 3 week New Years skiing vacation first.

BLUE said...

jug is married now, no steamboat for him

BLUE said...

plus it's cold there

Meiz said...

Jug is not Blue or El Pad. He can still do things. Just ask his dress uniform.

Meiz said...

cmjug hasn't neutered him yet, like you two sissyboys.

Jugdish said...

Sadly, no ski trip for me this year, but i will go back. i don't mind the cold on bit.

Meiz said...

0% Club insults killed lov. I'm sorry.

Jugdish said...

i will be out of town for work for two weeks starting on dec 9th...DC and TN

Keef said...

cmjug hasn't neutered him yet, like you two sissyboys.




So jug was at summit III?

Keef said...

Bill's Gamblin' Hall & Saloon
We've got some big news! We'll be closing Feb. 4 for a major, $185 million renovation. We'll open again in early 2014 with a brand new name, a rooftop pool and much more!

Keef said...

You're welcome, Bill's!

Keef said...

Bold

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