Thursday, November 15, 2012

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Texans fans are playing the "we get no respect" card more and more every week. Granted they've only been good for a season and a half and they are ranked number 1 in most NFL polls, but they aren't getting any respect. Texans fans are the Rodney Dangerfield of the NFL. Houston has that "little brother" feeling to Dallas and its amusing to watch especially because most Dallas fans know it. Outside of their two NBA titles, Houston has a lot of WNBA titles and a few soccer titles. I read about that in OSQ.

The worse* wrestlers.

I need a spot start for me next Thursday (spiff?)...I'll be in Chicago all week. I see some good pizza in my future!

I had Monday and Tuesday off this week...three day work weeks are the better.

I still have yet to see the video of tem puking in the fountain.

That is all...go!

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Beth said...

"Texans fans are playing the "we get no respect" card more and more every week."

Same for the Falcons fans, but even more so for the actual players. I'd say there are stories in the local paper that at least mention this probably 4-5 times a week.

Beth said...

"I still have yet to see the video of tem puking in the fountain."

Me either, someone needs to post it here.

Jugdish said...

Me either, someone needs to post it here.



of course, if jug hasn't seen it then beth hasn't seen it

/tem

Keef said...

Tem creeped out mize's sister

tem said...

There is no video of me poking a fountain. I was digging for money not poking.

tem said...

Yeah meiz's sister is worried.

tem said...

Poking.....fucking autocorrect.

Keef said...

Yay, I got Sproles

Meiz said...

There was no puking in a fountain. Don't you guys think we'd have made a much bigger deal of it if that had happened?

Meiz said...

"Tem creeped out mize's sister"

Christ. What now?

Beth said...

"I was digging for money not poking."

Oh never mind then, that video would be boring.

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Meiz said...

Me & H had about a 30 second moment where we were prepared to clobber a couple of east coast ginzos.

Meiz said...

Fuckin' coasties

Meiz said...

I'm not even sure if people use the S designation right anymore.

big fat weasel said...

fucking southies

Beth said...

"I'm not even sure if people use the S designation right anymore."

Maybe it's you who doesn't understand it.

big fat weasel said...

Clippers

big fat weasel said...

#Steelers Ben Roethlisberger has a rare rib injury that could kill him by pressing against his aorta. Too big risk. Has to wait until heals—
Ed Bouchette (@EdBouchette) November 14, 2012

#Steelers Roethlisberger said today it's so rare that the last time dr. told him it occurred was with rugby player in 1998—
Ed Bouchette (@EdBouchette) November 14, 2012

big fat weasel said...

Rugby is no joke

big fat weasel said...

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUU

baby

I love Mariah christmas jingles

Meiz said...

I just realized there would have been no way Tyler could have avoided shots of Jager on Fremont Street

big fat weasel said...

As for those nervous McDonald's investors, he calmly notes a quick comparison of the restaurant chain's five year compound average growth rate of sales leaves Burger King and Wendy's in the dust.

big fat weasel said...

chilled jager i hope

i have that chilled jager thingie it's cool

Keef said...

Christ. What now?



read fb

Tyler said...

"I just realized there would have been no way Tyler could have avoided shots of Jager on Fremont Street"

I would have been the one puking in the fountain for reals.

Tyler said...

Looks like you guys had a ton of fun, sorry I missed it. I will be down for Summit IV for sure.

big fat weasel said...

me too

Keef said...

no apologies, man. how's the mrs

big fat weasel said...

0%

Keef said...

me too



ha

Tyler said...

"no apologies, man. how's the mrs"

She's fine, we just hung out the entire weekend. She was actually more upset on Tuesday when we went to the doc and got the official news. But we'll try again.

big fat weasel said...

inside the RED ZONE, follow up to the Red Zone ode article I linked awhile ago

big fat weasel said...

"But we'll try again."

damn right you will

big fat weasel said...

get a few practice rounds in too

Tyler said...

"get a few practice rounds in too"

Yeah, it was weird talking to the doc because he's super conservative and refers to it as "resuming relations". cmTyler dared me to ask him, "when can I take her to pound-town?"

Meiz said...

If somebody offers me Harvin for Bowe, I take it, right?

Tyler said...

I am like 0-6 lifetime in the keeper league against Aitch. He stopped my six-game winning streak.

Meiz said...

"read fb"

Then I guess it waits until I get home

Keef said...

But we'll try again


woe


/mize

Jugdish said...

Poking.....fucking autocorrect.


ha...i went back and looked to make sure i spelled it right

Keef said...

Then I guess it waits until I get home



cliffs notes

tem - The one he told the dealer he would kiss?

mize's sister - Ok, WHAT. I'm Andrew's sister.....
3 hours ago · Like..

Tyler said...

"If somebody offers me Harvin for Bowe, I take it, right?"

I would.

BLUE said...

beth wants to kiss Andrew's sister

big fat weasel said...

If somebody offers me Harvin for Bowe, I take it, right?

duh

big fat weasel said...

wife just now asked what's with the beard

i've had it since last tuesday

Keef said...

She had a post last Thursday on FB that said "I hope Anthony isn't serious about this beard"

Beth said...

"beth wants to kiss Andrew's sister"

You have a problem with that?



I do!!!

/andrew

Keef said...

I don't think mize wants his sister kissing jug

Meiz said...

iPhone bros. Is iPhone5 mobile hotspot ready?

Meiz said...

"I don't think mize wants his sister kissing jug"

You might think wrong. Welcome to the family, Jug!

Keef said...

Wait! What just happened?

/LP

big fat weasel said...

you guys dicking around on facebook is cute

Keef said...

It's just a message board

Beth said...

"Welcome to the family, Jug!"

That's Jugbeth to you.

big fat weasel said...

i wonder how that gonzalez kid is doing

remember that story?

elian? or something came afloat to the miami shore line

i will update you all

big fat weasel said...

long story short he is a communist

Keef said...

wall

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"iPhone bros. Is iPhone5 mobile hotspot ready?"

i'm still using the iphone4 with no problems.... cmtp upgraded to the 5 and loves it. I think I'm going to get a 5 after the holidays

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

I think you can use the 5 as a hotspot

Meiz said...

I'm waffling between iPhone5 and a Galaxy S3

Meiz said...

or is it 3S

Keef said...

I should of* got that chicken & waffles pizza

Keef said...

gotten

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"I'm waffling between iPhone5 and a Galaxy S3"

i think you can't go wrong with either choice

Keef said...

i think you can't go wrong with either choice



Your* talking to cap'n buyer's remorse

big fat weasel said...

once Apple has you they dig in for life

go Samsung

big fat weasel said...

Samsung is actually the better machine, even nerds know this.

tem said...

NERDS

BLUE said...

wifi hotspot works suite with the iphone 5

BLUE said...

samsungs are pieces of shit.

we've had those at work, and they constantly break

no issues ever with the iphones

tem said...

why are people so pissed about the Marlins trade? the pirates do this every year and nobody bitches.

Meiz said...

The Samsungs break how? Tech-wise or from irresponsibility?

tem said...

"samsungs are pieces of shit.

we've had those at work, and they constantly break

no issues ever with the iphones"

cmtem and i are in the market for new phones. we have htcs. hers restarts randomly and refuses to work half the time.

mine has a slightly cracked screen. and it restarts randomly and gets stuck on caps lock on texts and doesn't work have the time.

Meiz said...

"why are people so pissed about the Marlins trade? the pirates do this every year and nobody bitches."


Because Loria basically lied to MLB, investors, and fans And it fucks up the free agent market.

Meiz said...

"mine has a slightly cracked screen"

Haaaaahahahahahahahahaha!

slightly.

Jugdish said...

sports gifs


raptors mascot one made me lol

Jugdish said...

"Welcome to the family, Jug!"



thanks, mize!

tem said...

"Because Loria basically lied to MLB, investors, and fans"

rich guy lied is news?

Keef said...

why are people so pissed about the Marlins trade? the pirates do this every year and nobody bitches.



ha, yeah they're similar situations

s

Keef said...

Haaaaahahahahahahahahaha!

slightly



^^^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

rich guy lied is news?


no

/cmblue

Keef said...

sports gifs


buck showalter one is grate

Meiz said...

"rich guy lied is news?"

Let's also not act like the Pirates ever throw boatloads of cash at any players.

tem said...

"ha, yeah they're similar situations"

exactly. the marlins have won some shit in the last 20 years.

QYB marlins fans, it could be worse, you could be pirates fans.

Jugdish said...

...and intentionally backload contracts knowing you're going to trade away those players a year later

Keef said...

When have the Pirates ever signed guys to $100 mil contracts and then traded them after 1 year?

Keef said...

fucking tembagger

tem said...

"Let's also not act like the Pirates ever throw boatloads of cash at any players."

exactly. i would super happy if they did.

so say the pirates throw some cash around and finish last and then blow the team up....i'd just be happy that they tried.

marlins fans are all pissed because they are blowing up a last place team. i guess they wanted to finish last again but pay a lot to do it.

if the pirates have taught me anything it is that you don't have to spend a lot of cash to finish last.

tem said...

"When have the Pirates ever signed guys to $100 mil contracts and then traded them after 1 year?"

never.

this is like some dude banging a super hot chick, it being terrible and then dumping her the next day.

dude got to bang a super hot chick, it didn't work out, but he got to bang a super hot chick.

tem said...

pirates fans are sitting here fucking gilbert grape's mom every year.

marlins fans got to fuck denise richards and then realize she is crazy and got rid of her.

so marlins fans can quit their bitching while i climb back up on mrs. grape.

Keef said...

Did anyone read that story on WWL about the Alabamer* guy who teabagged the LSU fan after last year's NC game?

Jugdish said...

this is like some dude banging a super hot chick, it being terrible and then dumping her the next day.



and her family boat* him a house...

Keef said...

marlins fans are all pissed because they are blowing up a last place team. i guess they wanted to finish last again but pay a lot to do it.



And they're funding the new stadium

big fat weasel said...

fucking tem bagging

Keef said...

That's kind of a DOUBLE DRAGON

tem said...

"And they're funding the new stadium"

thanks obama

big fat weasel said...

"Did anyone read that story on WWL about the Alabamer* guy who teabagged the LSU fan after last year's NC game?"

pics please

Keef said...

me & jug, not me & LP

Keef said...

pics please


look on youztube

tem said...

"And they're funding the new stadium"

at least they have a team.

/columbus, indianapolis, montreal, charlotte, etc

Keef said...

columbus has a team
indianapolis has a team
montreal has a team
charlotte has a team

tem said...

"columbus has a team
indianapolis has a team
montreal has a team
charlotte has a team"

if you are resorting to saying they have a minor league team so it counts argument then i win.

apology accepted.

Keef said...

where did I say minor league team?

Keef said...

your reader has been awful lately

tem said...

i said if.

and i am pretty sure there is no major league baseball team in columbus.

tem said...

you need a fucking reader.

Keef said...

remember when you tried to push the casino door that was a pull door?

Keef said...

and i am pretty sure there is no major league baseball team in columbus.



Wow, you really might be a scientist

Keef said...

i said if.



that was ahiik

tem said...

"remember when you tried to push the casino door that was a pull door?"

it was a PU door.

tem said...

"that was ahiik"

small if.

i don't know how to change the size of text on here.

Keef said...

it was a PU door.


sharing a frame with a pull door

big fat weasel said...

"remember when you tried to push the casino door that was a pull door?"


far side

Jugdish said...

"remember when you tried to push the casino door that was a pull door?"



same thing happened to me when i was on american idol

/h

Meiz said...

H can't be on Idol because he doesn't like being photographed or being on camera. This is a fact.

Jugdish said...

H can't be on Idol because he doesn't like being photographed or being on camera.



wussbag

Keef said...

yeah, what was up with that?

Jugdish said...

witness protection program

Keef said...

The camera adds 10 lbs

EL PICKS said...

"The Rockets intend to fine rookie Royce White for every day he remains away from the team or does not attend sessions with a therapist arranged by the team, according to a report by the Houston Chronicle.

White, the 16th pick in June's draft, has remained absent from the team in a dispute over how the Rockets are helping him confront his anxiety disorder."


still can't believe he got picked up in the first round, he pulled this same crap at U of Minnesota

big fat weasel said...

Onion news reporting David Stern has rejected the pending Marlins/Blue Jay trade.

Meiz said...

"yeah, what was up with that?"

No ticky, no laundry!

/H

Keef said...

I don't know what that means

Meiz said...

You gotta pay for that sweet sweet H action on film.

big fat weasel said...

The Departed

Keef said...

oic

Jugdish said...

wall

big fat weasel said...

this guy fieri restuarant review and fall out is so great i love it

Jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

"The camera adds 10 lbs"

how many cameras does he have on him?

Keef said...

blue chandler

big fat weasel said...

man so leftwhich gets sunday night and we are staring at Kapernick/Jason Campbell for monday night

BLUE said...

"blue chandler"

YKHIKYG

Jugdish said...

alex smith should be playing monday night. cutler is doubtful

Meiz said...

Home time

Keef said...

I guess cmk either just boat* this dog or is on her way to go get it

Keef said...

man so leftwhich gets sunday night and we are staring at Kapernick/Jason Campbell for monday night



Leftwhich needs to lay off the sandwhiches

Keef said...

YKHIKYG



Hey, you said it first. We're bolth ghey

Jugdish said...

cool dog...retrievers are great

Spaceman Spiff said...

before you get an iphone meiz, research how to get flash on it or else you wont be able to watch firstrow or any other of those type sites' streams on it

Jugdish said...

Compatibility
May get along with cats



my match.com profile said something like that

/kod and tyler

Spaceman Spiff said...

"If somebody offers me Harvin for Bowe, I take it, right?"

percy!!!

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

just spent the last 30 minutes watching a car chase here in Phoenix. The ending was anticlimactic. Boooooo

tem said...

"how many cameras does he have on him?"

about 28 / old elevator dude

Keef said...

ha

tem said...

"I guess cmk either just boat* this dog or is on her way to go get it"


love it /meiz

hate it /el pad

hate it /blue

Jugdish said...

at least its a male dog

/Lp

Keef said...

hate it
/tp

Keef said...

pets suck

/tp

tem said...

he doesn't hate it anymore.

he hated it when it was homeless. now it is ok.

BLUE said...

that's an awful fluffy lab

Keef said...

it's half lab, half golden retriever

Jugdish said...

that's an awful fluffy lab


TWOEDS

/h

tem said...

Whats the new name going to be?

tem said...

Whats the new name going to be?

big fat weasel said...

whatta need a dog for arent the tems pregnant

big fat weasel said...

if you convince her to name it El Padrino there is 100 TCS points in it for you

tem said...

Cmtem being pregnant probably has little bearing on Keith getting a dog.

Keef said...

Whats the new name going to be?



I dunno. She just emailed me this morning about it and I said I didn't care if we got it.

tem said...

of course cmk is too, so I guess that would.

Keef said...

Cmtem being pregnant probably has little bearing on Keith getting a dog.



We were actually waiting for cmtem to get pregnant before we got a dog

big fat weasel said...

"said I didn't care if we got it."

pushover

Keef said...

another dog

big fat weasel said...

meant keef's

Keef said...

pushover


I've said no to at least a dozen dogs in the past 6 months

big fat weasel said...

mad busy yo

tem said...

I figured you would have had a name picked out quickly. Like Urban or Fickel or Gee or Herbie or SanAntonio or Rose or Dog

big fat weasel said...

"I've said no to at least a dozen dogs in the past 6 months"

good that is alot of dogshit

Keef said...

meant keef's



of course

Meiz said...

"I've said no to at least a dozen dogs in the past 6 months"

What on earth is wrong with your wife?

Keef said...

I figured you would have had a name picked out quickly. Like Urban or Fickel or Gee or Herbie or SanAntonio or Rose or Dog



cmk pickt* this one, she can name it. Probably gonna be something to do with the Cubs. Next dog I pick out is gonna be Meyer

Keef said...

What on earth is wrong with your wife?



We were going to get another dog at some point. She just sees one and will email me and axe if I like it.

tem said...

"Probably gonna be something to do with the Cubs"


Loser is a bad dog name.

Keef said...

So, other than being a women*, nothing is wrong with her

big fat weasel said...

why i think is the question

Keef said...

Loser is a bad dog name.



Probably

Keef said...

why i think is the question



huh

big fat weasel said...

"Next dog I pick out is gonna be Meyer"


whatta got a kettle in the yard

Keef said...

why another dog?

Keef said...

not gonna have a 3rd dog

big fat weasel said...

huh

why are you buying dogs like frozen cheese

tem said...

current dog needs another dog to play with.

Keef said...

we have an 8 year old dog. we had another dog that died a year ago. now we have a new dog. Not sure why/how that is unusual

big fat weasel said...

no it dont it's a dog

big fat weasel said...

it can lick it's balls for 8 hours and be totally happy

Keef said...

female dogs don't have balls

Keef said...

male dogs that are neutered don't have ballz

Jugdish said...

cmjug wants to get another dog. we have one. its a great dog too...about 7 years old. We may get another one at the beginning of next summer so cmjug is home to train it.

big fat weasel said...

"Not sure why/how that is unusual"

two dogs is unusual

three dogs is just fucking nuts

Meiz said...

I would figure a 2nd kid would quell the want for another dog. Just more money down the hole.

Meiz said...

"two dogs is unusual"

Absolutely not.

Keef said...

two dogs is unusual


If you live in a matchbox in BK, yeah probably

big fat weasel said...

"male dogs that are neutered don't have ballz"

but they have sacks, and they still lick the sacks if im not mistaken

Jugdish said...

two dogs is unusual



false

big fat weasel said...

I would figure a 2nd kid would quell the want for another dog. Just more money down the hole.

then there is ^THIS

Keef said...

I would figure a 2nd kid would quell the want for another dog. Just more money down the hole.



What I told cmk was that I'm ok with getting another dog now because I don't want to be getting a puppy while we have a baby in the house and having to worry about training it then. So we can get this one trained in the next 8 months. And we need new carpet, so getting it now and getting it house trained with the old carpet is fine.

big fat weasel said...

no time for that shit

big fat weasel said...

newer

big fat weasel said...

newer?

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