Friday, November 30, 2012

Mariah Carey sings the best Christmas songs.

Powerball as a loss so here are some winning picks to make you all feel better.

Jax+6 over Buffalo
Henne time.

CHICAGO -3.5 over Seattle
Was it the Seahawks who upset the Bears a two years ago when they got into the playoffs at 7-9?  Cutty never forgets.

Indy +4.5 over DETROIT
No business giving points to anyone in the League.

Vikes +8.5 over GREEN BAY
I mean who is blocking Jared Allen.

Houston -6 over TITANS
Schaub has found some passing game.

KC +3 over Oh Carolina Oh line oh oh oh line
This one seals Ron Riveria's fate.

St. LOUIS +7 over San Fran
Give me those points.  Gonna be rough on Bradtard* but I think Fisher, once again this guy gets every ounce of his team most of the time.  I like points here.

New England -7.5 over MIAMI
I mean how can you pick against the Pats right now.  En fuego.

JETS -4.5 over Arizona
About the only team the Jets can give points too. Even a Jag game would be a pick em.

Tampa +7 over DENVER
Broncos are hot, at home and play good defense.  Schiano has nuts of steel.  He don't give a shit.

Oakland over Cleveland in the Who gives a shit bowl.

Cincy -2 over CHARGERS
Bengals playing well right now.

Ravens over Steelers in the sick of this rivarly bowl. 

Philly +10 over DALLAS

TEN?  Points?  When is the last time Dallas covered a double digit spread?

GGGGGGGGGGGMMMMMMMMEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN feeling it right now.


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Jugdish said...

once again this guy gets every ounce of his team most of the time



made me laugh

Jugdish said...

60% of the time, he wins every time

Jugdish said...

how are your grades, beth?

Jugdish said...

seems low


/jug

I Love NY said...

"Was it the Seahawks who upset the Bears a two years ago when they got into the playoffs at 7-9? Cutty never forgets."

Jesus H Christ, man.

Richter Scale Beast Mode

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

re: muse

good stuff.... totally agree with mize & h

I Love NY said...

"good stuff.... totally agree with mize & h"

OUTSTANDING

tem said...

Anyone hear about Bills getting renovated?

tem said...

Never heard of Muse

I Love NY said...

El Pad is probably literally the only NFL fan I know that would misremember that Marshawn run.

Jugdish said...

bittersweet in a way, many Vikes fans (including me and my old man) are HUGE Tice fans, and it's actually made me come around on the Bears



I liked Tice as the line coach last year, but he has been OK at best this season as o coord.

Jugdish said...

El Pad is probably literally the only NFL fan I know that would misremember that Marshawn run.




once again Lp gets every ounce of his picks most of the time

I Love NY said...

"Never heard of Muse"

British prog-rock band. I hadn't heard of them until something like August of this year. Didn't think about them until I figured out this week that I really liked the song of theirs they play on one of the stations here.

I Love NY said...

"I liked Tice as the line coach last year, but he has been OK at best this season as o coord."


Remember the Randy Ratio? Yeah, that was Tice.

Jugdish said...

Remember the Randy Ratio? Yeah, that was Tice.


im talking about this year

Jugdish said...

"Never heard of Muse"


me neither, ill check them out sometime this weekend

I Love NY said...

Let me know. I can throw you some music. One of the homies on twitter hooked me up with dropbox zipped files.

I Love NY said...

"im talking about this year"

Yeah, but people are acting like Tice has no track record with running an offense. He absolutely butchered the O with those Vikings teams.

I Love NY said...

Lohan allegedly doing two(!) liters of vodka a day. Ahhhhmazing.

I Love NY said...

Speaking of, I was thisclose to hitting csilok with the Hey There on facebook last night.

Jugdish said...

Yeah, but people are acting like Tice has no track record with running an offense. He absolutely butchered the O with those Vikings teams.


true. this year and at this point in the season they are still having problem getting plays in on time...sometimes having to burn timeouts. i also don't think they use forte well

I Love NY said...

"i also don't think they use forte well"

Let me tell you about Michael Bennett.

I Love NY said...

"Mariah Carey sings the best Christmas songs."


HOW DARE YOU BLASPHEME BING, DEANO, AND NAT KING COLE

Jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

"Was it the Seahawks who upset the Bears a two years ago when they got into the playoffs at 7-9? Cutty never forgets"

or the saints, but who's keeping track...it's not like you can google that and get the answer

Bald Fat Weasel said...

HOW DARE YOU BLASPHEME BING, DEANO, AND NAT KING COLE

Deano is the man.

Bald Fat Weasel said...

"or the saints, but who's keeping track...it's not like you can google that and get the answer"

dammit

el pad dont google facts for posts
tries to go off memory

BLUE said...

"how are your grades, beth?"

isn't harvard the school that has that naked run and some big nude party every year that GW Bush's daughter was at? Barbara junior

Bald Fat Weasel said...

calm down meiz it was also the saints who beat the bears i remember that bush run got the two confused

that wazs pre cutty i believe

Bald Fat Weasel said...

remember the seahawk packer playoff game when hasselbeck told the wolrd what he'd do with the ball when he won the coin toss

that was fun

Bald Fat Weasel said...

you guys know of this product, may be east coast or nyc only

Manhattan Special

it's a coffee soda (here come the yuk coffee is awful comments)

but it's like espresso soda it's awesome ive been drinking it for years

last night i added vodka to it

holy shit, was like a manly espresso martini

Bald Fat Weasel said...

mike tice sucks

BLUE said...

i'm not a fan of anyone named mike

Bald Fat Weasel said...

i normally dont drink vodka, for no apparent reason i like it but just don't see the point to it other than to get annihilated which is admirable but i like likka with body and taste

anyway i bought a bum bottle a few weeks ago of Russian Standard cuz I heard it was authentico russian vodka from St. Ptersburg

meiz, may be too pricey for you

BLUE said...

grey goose is the bomb

shit tastes great

Jugdish said...

calm down meiz it was also the saints who beat the bears i remember that bush run got the two confused


also false. Reggie did have a nice td run that ended with a flip into the end zone for a little show boating. That was the last point the Saints scored that day, I believe, as the Bears shut them down after that.

Jugdish said...

shit tastes great



it has no taste, that's why it tastes great

Jugdish said...

that wazs pre cutty i believe


it was in the Grossman era

Jugdish said...

i'm not a fan of anyone named mike



damn

/jug and h

Bald Fat Weasel said...

right right

nfc championship game
i should remember that i picked the bears to go to the superbowl that year

Bald Fat Weasel said...

"shit tastes great"

no comprende, under the impression premium vodka has no taste

BLUE said...

"it was in the Grossman era"

or the Orton era...depending on how you want to look at it

BLUE said...

"no comprende, under the impression premium vodka has no taste"

it's not everclear

Bald Fat Weasel said...

ciroc is pretty popular

BLUE said...

it's smooth, all vodka has a taste, it tastes slightly like a french pussy

BLUE said...

i like to put vodka on my steak, just an ounce

Bald Fat Weasel said...

"it tastes slightly like a french pussy"

taste like pubes?

Bald Fat Weasel said...

i love popovich

BLUE said...

never had that vodka

Bald Fat Weasel said...

8 years - 140MM

Wright stuff.

BLUE said...

is this why Beth hasn't been around

I Love NY said...

"also false. Reggie did have a nice td run that ended with a flip into the end zone for a little show boating. That was the last point the Saints scored that day, I believe, as the Bears shut them down after that."


El Pad taking Ls like he's got money riding on these comments

I Love NY said...

Maybe sit a few plays out, Tone. Take a blow, your legs look like jello

Bald Fat Weasel said...

I will

Jugdish said...

nfc championship game
i should remember that i picked the bears to go to the superbowl that year


also false...you picked the rams


s

Jugdish said...

"it tastes slightly like a french pussy"


aren't the french the ones that don't shower much?

BLUE said...

exactly

Bald Fat Weasel said...

twatter was full of the dumbness last night in regards to this spurs thing

one guy said, you'd think they would all be playing to get big game experience

um hello. Duncan, Parker and Manu have big game experience retard.

BLUE said...

this happens in MLB all the time and nobody says shit

sunday games half the studs sit

BLUE said...

well maybe not the studs, but half the starters

Keef said...

I'm SAS mize didn't know about muse

tem said...

tem said...
Sproles, Maclin
November 29, 2012 11:34 AM

tem said...
you know what to do.
November 29, 2012 11:34 AM

Keef said...
Aye aye
November 29, 2012 11:35 AM


Keef said...
I'm so smrt* for playing Sproles tonight
November 29, 2012 9:39 PM




you have only yourself to blame

Keef said...

you have only yourself to blame


Yep, I totally understand. But then I see that Beanie and Leshoure are Q so I try to get cute

I Love NY said...

"well maybe not the studs, but half the starters"

The Brewers Sunday lineup is so friggin' laughable. But hey, bobbleheads! So they still pack the house. People love free shit.

tem said...

brewers?

tem said...

oh i see.

reading is fundamental

tem said...

i went on a distillery tour yesterday.

vodka, gin, bourbon and bourbon barrel gin.

I Love NY said...

"I'm SAS mize didn't know about muse"

I am extremely pleased that you guys know Muse

Jugdish said...

i know mize, not muse

Jugdish said...

tem

tem said...

i know meiz, not mize or muse.

Jugdish said...

i know mEEz

/jug

tem said...

"Pirates have agreed to a two-year, $17 million contract with the three-time All-Star, hoping he can give them some pop at the plate.....The 29-year-old Martin hit .211 with 21 homers and 53 RBIs in 133 games last year with the Yankees"


i don't think he has much pop at the plate.....211??

BLUE said...

21 hrs

Jugdish said...

i don't think he has much pop at the plate.....211??



maybe they meant pop outs

BLUE said...

.211 is about average for a catcher

Keef said...

Pop means HR, no?

Bald Fat Weasel said...

is PNC a hitter park because yankee stadium is

Jugdish said...

.211 is about average for a catcher



is he 5'9.5" too?

/Lp

BLUE said...

only 9 catchers had enough ABs last year to qualify for the batting title

I Love NY said...

"is PNC a hitter park because yankee stadium is"

El Wrongdrino.

You're benched indefinitely


For PNC Park:

Park Factors Over 100 favors batters, under 100 favors pitchers.

multi-year: Batting - 93, Pitching - 94 · one-year: Batting - 90, Pitching - 90

Keef said...

I think LP was asking if pnc is, not telling us it is

Bald Fat Weasel said...

duh

Keef said...

El Wrongdrino still fits, though

BLUE said...

didn't know yankee stadium was a hitter's park

(s)

Jugdish said...

your face looks like it was hitter's park


s

I Love NY said...

"I think LP was asking if pnc is, not telling us it is"


Maybe if he used punctuation instead of typing like a goddamn ape.

Bald Fat Weasel said...

multi-year: Batting - 93, Pitching - 94 · one-year: Batting - 90, Pitching - 90


so russy is screwed

Keef said...

Maybe if he used punctuation instead of typing like a goddamn ape.



True, but that comment was pretty clear

I Love NY said...

"True, but that comment was pretty clear"

You're better at translating ratard, I guess. I'll credit csil for that.

Keef said...

Touché

Keef said...

Tose crazy Bayside kids are at it again

Keef said...

Those

Bald Fat Weasel said...

Vanna turn that h please....

Aitch said...

"i'm not a fan of anyone named mike"

Well fuck you too.

Aitch said...

I've been a fan of Muse since they released Absolution. That was a fantastic album. I like their new song Madness. Uprising is a solid tune. Knights of Cydonia is probably my favorite song by them though.

Aitch said...

Jug and Tem, i bet you've heard Time is Running Out by Muse and just don't realize it. They've used it for a lot of TV shows, bumper music on radio stations, and in commercials.

I Love NY said...

Voice texting is HDH. Loving that feature.

Aitch said...

" Voice texting is HDH. Loving that feature."

Very useful for commenting while driving.

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"Uprising is a solid tune."

tem & jug have probably heard that song

Bald Fat Weasel said...

is it country?

cuz if it's not they havent

tem said...

"Jug and Tem, i bet you've heard Time is Running Out by Muse and just don't realize it. They've used it for a lot of TV shows, bumper music on radio stations, and in commercials."

if i only hear a part of it, does it count as really hearing it?

tem said...

and no, PNC park is not a hitters park.

and I don't expect Wilson to provide pop

Keef said...

Or martin

Keef said...

Mize we need a fourth for play golfing on Sunday morning

Bald Fat Weasel said...

bruing csil's dude

I Love NY said...

Sorry, just turned down a chance to play tomorrow, too. Saving as much dough as I can, in case I get this apartment.

Keef said...

He doesn't golf

Keef said...

I did golf with his dad and filok last weekend, though

tem said...

bring hsilok's dude

tem said...

or bilok.

or wilson.

Keef said...

Hsil's dude is working. Bilok ain't gonna golf

I Love NY said...

"He doesn't golf"

I hate you

I Love NY said...

"I did golf with his dad and filok last weekend, though"

Bastard

I Love NY said...

"Hsil's dude is working. Bilok ain't gonna golf"


Even though I know you do it on purpose, you are a sonofabitch.

Bald Fat Weasel said...

rocky on broadway testing runs in Germany

Das Rocky

tem said...

maybe i want to go golf

tem said...

take his dad and filok to golf.

Bald Fat Weasel said...

panthers are 0-13 on the coin toss this season

tem said...

fascinating

Bald Fat Weasel said...

i really need to carve out 3 or 4 hours to get some new music

tem said...

i suggest country

tem said...

and western.

get both types

Keef said...

suite job for mize

Keef said...

i suggest country

and western.

get both types




A buddy of mine is a dj on a country station around here. They play all old school country. I listen to it maybe once or twice a week

Bald Fat Weasel said...

i wont be getting western or country

Keef said...

Man, seeing this little kid get so excited for Santa and presents gets me all pumped up for Xmas

Bald Fat Weasel said...

hell yeah!

tem said...

what little kid?

Keef said...

LP

tem said...

i thought that is who you meant.

tem said...

why is the yahoo! sports minute 2 minutes long?

Bald Fat Weasel said...

i brought in all kinds of italian goods for lunch

many salted imported meats
feeling strokey right now

also have some wine, gonna start on that soon

I Love NY said...

"suite job for mize"

Yeah, and unpaid internship would be great.

I Love NY said...

"also have some wine, gonna start on that soon"

I suggest Franzia or something from Boone's Farm.

Bald Fat Weasel said...

stop it

I Love NY said...

"i wont be getting western or country"

Maybe some honkey tonk?

I Love NY said...

Honky tonk

Bald Fat Weasel said...

elvis blue christmas

Keef said...

Vincent Edward Jackson is 50 today. Goddamn

Bald Fat Weasel said...

he looks pretty good playing WR for the Bucs

s

Bald Fat Weasel said...

"Vincent Edward Jackson"

but his hip is only 8

I Love NY said...

"Vincent Edward Jackson is 50 today. Goddamn"

Remember that one time he trucked Mike Singletary? That was awesome.

/LP

Keef said...

Ha

Bald Fat Weasel said...

hanson for Walden

tem said...

walden from 2 and a half men?

Bald Fat Weasel said...

who cares about that shit show

Bald Fat Weasel said...

big ben officially out

I Love NY said...

Jason Hanson for Eric Walden?

I Love NY said...

Great trade for the Packers

I Love NY said...

Sad to see Hanson leave Detroit that way though. Trying to get him a ring is a classy move, I suppose.

BLUE said...

i bet it's awkward between him and mason crosby though

BLUE said...

keith needs to get on one of these fun guarantees the suns are offering

Keef said...

Fuck the NBA

tem said...

yeah why did the packers get another kicker?

Keef said...

Tembagger

I Love NY said...

"i bet it's awkward between him and mason crosby though"

I'm hearing Crosby to the Giants. Larry Tines can kick the short & mid FGs, and Crosby will kick off and kick the long bomberoonies.

tem said...

"Tembagger"

maybe i am just an idiot

Keef said...

Yeah noodle leg is killing the giants

Bald Fat Weasel said...

TYNES IS A SAINT!

D said...

"I'm SAS mize didn't know about muse"

me too, they've had popular songs for like 5+ years

Spaceman Spiff said...

"TYNES IS A SAINT!"

this! unless he fucks up this weekend of course, win and i'm in

Bald Fat Weasel said...

alex morgan

I Love NY said...

I'm out

Keef said...

alex morgan



That was not near as good as I was expecting

Bald Fat Weasel said...

TWSS

Tyler said...

Just saw Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on the street. He walked past us and looked like he did not want to be bothered.

tem said...

he probably didn't

Tyler said...

Yeah, he is known to be standoffish. He looks like he's lost a lot of weight.

Bald Fat Weasel said...

i woulda said what up Lew

BLUE said...

"i woulda said what up Lew"

he wouldn't have heard you way down there

Bald Fat Weasel said...

i carry a blowhorn for situations like that

BLUE said...

he's got a blowhorn alright


/cmep

Keef said...

I can't believe Pittsburgh can't sign a QB who's better than Batch

Bald Fat Weasel said...

seriously

Bald Fat Weasel said...

WHATTA GOT TYLER PALKO?

Keef said...

ACC is a joke. If GT beats FSU, they'll play in the Orange Bowl with a 7-6 record

Bald Fat Weasel said...

they wont which means Va Tech will go to Orange with a 6-6 record

Bald Fat Weasel said...

S

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

ga tech will not beat FSU

tem said...

i think it means FSU will go to the orange bowl.

BLUE said...

"ACC is a joke"

but they're adding louisville

so they've got that going for them

I Love NY said...

Milkshake Of Destruction!

-Kornheiser

Spaceman Spiff said...

"David Stern fines SA $250,000 because Spurs "did a disservice to the league and our fans.”"

Keef said...

So what about when Miami & Boston sat the stars at the end of last season! How is this different?

Keef said...

Stern is a dumb shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

sproles did ok, should have caught that one deep pass, but his TD got called back, and brees decided he had to score immediately at all times and kept throwing risky passes instead of dumping off

got me 10.something points in my league, outscored my opponents julio so not mad

Keef said...

Sproles got me 9.7. Graham got me 9.9. Luckily I'm plain against Julio too. Bryant did well for me

Keef said...

Playing

Spaceman Spiff said...

2 receivers and a flex, opinions

jennings - min
ty hilton - @det
broyles - ind
leshoure - ind
marcel reese(fucking mcfadden coming back) - cle

Keef said...

Hilton, Reese, Jennings

Keef said...

Assuming ppr

Spaceman Spiff said...

titus young is back too, damn

Spaceman Spiff said...

0.5 ppr, i really wanted to play broyles against indy D

Keef said...

Leshoure is probable now. Maybe him over Reese

Spaceman Spiff said...

feel like the lions are gonna throw 60 times

Keef said...

Colts give up like 5 yards per carry.

BLUE said...

lions are always gonna throw 60 times

Keef said...

So it would make sense that the LIONS coaches would just throw it

Keef said...

Bold

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