Wednesday, November 21, 2012

I guess it's my turn

I'm back in Idaho again.  I was here the weekend of the summit for my Grandpa's 90th birthday.  Then had to turn around and come back for my Grandma's (other side of the family) funeral.

I'm glad I don't have a lot of siblings.  Sounds like there is going to be a huge fight for the money grab.  I get being sad at a funeral, but some of her kids hadn't seen her in over 20 years, you can't be that sad.  Maybe they were just sad that they hadn't made an effort...fucking losers.

anyway...

So Boise State is saying they are 100% committed to the big least.  Ha.  That is until the Big 12 calls, or more schools leave the least and you're stuck with Temple and a bunch of really shitty schools.  As if they aren't stuck with a bunch of shitty schools there already.

Nick Saban said he imagined a world in where there were 5 mega conferences with 16 schools each.  Those 80 schools only played each other, and that would be the top tier of CFB and determine the national champion.  I kind of like that.  I'd go one further and have relegation, just like in that Euro soccer league.  If you suck for a certain amount of time (maybe over a 4 year period), your school gets relegated to the lower division.  Good Bye CU.  That would prevent the hangers on from just fielding shitty teams so they could get the major paydays.  It would probably take some adjusting, but forcing you to drop the bottom 2 teams from your conference every 4 years, and replace them with 2 teams from the lower tier, sounds like a plan.  Then once your in that top group, you're guaranteed to be there for at least 4 years.

I could be a conference commissioner.

Whatta gotta Gaza?

Everyone have a happy and disease free thanksgiving




164 comments:

Tyler said...

Happy Thanksgiving y'all.

BLUE said...

chiefs killed a guy...too much losing, guy couldn't take it anymore

BLUE said...

i would totally bang kelly kuoco

tem said...

wow

tem said...

wow was for the dead guy.

lots of people would totally bang kelly kuoco.

BLUE said...

fucking chefs

BLUE said...

"“If the Chiefs want to beat something, obviously it’s not a team at this point, then they can support the MS Society and help support MS,” Hennessey said. “We can beat the disease.”"

Keef said...

In 2011, U.S. consumption of turkey was 16.5 pounds per person

Keef said...

Seems high

/jug

BLUE said...

thanks obama

tem said...

there is no way i eat 16.5 pounds per person in a year.


i believe the true stat is 4.5 pounds per person and 2,734.5 pounds per rev.

tem said...

*there is no way i eat 16.5 pounds of turkey in a year.

Keef said...

there is no way i eat 16.5 pounds of turkey in a year.


Yeah I thought it was weird that everyone in the US eats the exact same amount of turkey

BLUE said...

Communists

Beth said...

"lots of people would totally bang kelly kuoco"

I bet even more would bang kaley kuoco.

BLUE said...

You think I care about names

Beth said...

But I know what you mean, the more I watch that show the hotter she seems.

BLUE said...

Kelly is her hotter younger sister (s)

tem said...

i am having a rough day.

tem said...

i need to sit a few plays out.

Keef said...

Kelly* was hotter on that show with Jack Tripper

Keef said...

this might be colov

tem said...

i need to sit a few plays out.

BLUE said...

emma stone sex tape?

Keef said...

Emma Thtone thex tape?


*fized

BLUE said...

i'd probably be interested

Keef said...

What if they would have shot him in the face?

El Padrino said...

i rarely eat turkey

fuck turkey im into tgiving for footyball and the side dishes

El Padrino said...

Turkey Day Parlay:

Houston -3 over DETROIT
Bob Griffin +3.5 over DALLAS
JETS +6.5 over Pats

Keef said...

Dallas gonna win and Pats gonna roll

El Padrino said...

Pats rolled already they are done

El Padrino said...

Jets play them tight when the country is watching.

El Padrino said...

I like Dallas to win, think they are on a November roll but they wont win by that spread, I'll take the half a point.

El Padrino said...

buying the guys five guys

ha

tem said...

like 5 male whores?

tem said...

i am interested in the emma stone thing.

tem said...

was there a TMQ yesterday?

tem said...

guess not. he was on BYE.

El Padrino said...

real sports was awesome again last night

went back and looked at the rae carruth thing

Keef said...

didn't see that, but I read about his son. Crazy

El Padrino said...

yup that was the baseline story

El Padrino said...

shitty plan ol rae rae had

El Padrino said...

steve harvey on kings of comedy show makes fun of this for a minute it makes me laugh loudly

Keef said...

yeah rae rae is a dirtbag. He gets out in like 5-6 years, too. Stupid.

El Padrino said...

Israel and Hamas agreed to a cease-fire deal that will take effect Wednesday evening in the Middle East, Egypt's foreign minister, Mohammed Kamel Amr, announced in Cairo.

El Padrino said...

tried to meet up with TP for lunch he's got family obligations

Keef said...

Israel and Hamas agreed to a cease-fire deal that will take effect Wednesday evening in the Middle East, Egypt's foreign minister, Mohammed Kamel Amr, announced in Cairo. They'll start back up in about 2 years.


*fized

El Padrino said...

not even

El Padrino said...

time to watch turkey fryer videos gone bad

tem said...

they both ran out of bombs. they need 2 years to reload.

tem said...

did we talk about the news that OJ didn't do it?

tem said...

well "news"

Keef said...

A big "OMG" moment for space enthusiasts may be coming!
We were certainly excited to read on NPR's website that the Curiosity rover may have discovered something "really interesting." John Grotzinger, principal investigator for the Curiosity rover mission, revealed to NPR that "This data is gonna be one for the history books. It's looking really good."
The data in question come from soil that was analyzed by an instrument suite on the rover called SAM, the Sample Analysis at Mars. This chemistry set is equipped to look for compounds of carbon, such as methane, as well as hydrogen, oxygen and nitrogen. These would suggest at least the possibility that life could have once existed there.



Jesus Chris*, who gives a flying fuck

tem said...

OMG

tem said...

they found carbon and methane?

an animal must have farted 1,000,000,000,000,000 years ago.

Keef said...

an animal must have farted 1,000,000,000,000,000 years ago.




I don't think the universe is that old

tem said...

"The Vikings being in the NFC playoff hunt on Thanksgiving weekend was predicted by absolutely no one"

eff you Don Banks. I said it here.


tem said...

"I don't think the universe is that old"

i don't think you know how old it is.

tem said...

although wikipedia says 13,700,000,000 years. so i sit corrected by the bible.

Keef said...

i don't think you know how old it is.



It's in the billions

Keef said...

although wikipedia says 13,700,000,000 years. so i sit corrected by the bible.




There you go

tem said...

kik

Keef said...

No apology necessary

tem said...

good because i wasn't going to give you one.

Keef said...

good

El Padrino said...

sara brightman

DET

El Padrino said...

i aint doing shit

Keef said...

i aint doing shit



yo tambien. I think we're getting out of here at like 2:30 today

Keef said...

sara brightman

DET




opera chick?

El Padrino said...

yes

The Prayer with her and Bocelli is banging

Keef said...

if you say so

Keef said...

I'll go ahead and just take your word for it

El Padrino said...

hilraity

El Padrino said...

So it's come to this: a turkey's life hangs in the balance as Facebook has found a way to creep itself into one of this nation's time-honored traditions, the pardoning of a turkey by the president.

fuck

El Padrino said...

Mr. Jackson was easily re-elected earlier this month to a ninth term despite not having appeared in public since taking medical leave in June for treatment of bipolar disorder. Mr. Jackson has been under federal investigation for possible misuse of campaign funds.

bout time

Keef said...

STOP IT, FOXNEWS!

Keef said...

WT

Keef said...

Carmelo Anthony and the New York Knicks also were amazed by Taylor's accomplishment when they heard about it after their victory in New Orleans.
"I never heard of nothing like that. That's like a video game," Anthony said, an incredulous look on his face. "How can you shoot 100 times, though?"



I'm sure you'd figure out a way

El Padrino said...

he'll try

Keef said...

I don't like all the Thanksgiving games this year. I pickt* up Beanie Wells and I'm going back & forth between him & Brandon Lloyd for my flex spot. Or even playing Beanie instead of Leshoure

Keef said...

I also have Sproles lingering there. Not sure if he's going to play

El Padrino said...

i traded for bob griffin two weeks ago during his bye week to propel me into the playoffs

El Padrino said...

In Northern California, McDonald’s is trying a trio of jazzed up Quarter Pounders with Cheese. As with the recently launched CBO Angus and chicken sandwiches, the new QPCs simply add new toppings to an existing patty.

BEAST

El Padrino said...

In another test, this one in New England and Albany, N.Y., McDonald’s is offering “5 Extra Value Meals Under $5” in a continuing effort to bring more value-minded customers. The five meals, reported by QSRWeb, are:
●Big Mac, medium fries, medium soft drink;
●Quarter Pounder with Cheese, medium fries, medium soft drink;
●Filet-O-Fish, medium fries, medium soft drink;
●10-Piece Chicken McNuggets, medium fries, medium soft drink; and
●Two Cheeseburgers, medium fries, medium soft drink.


BEAST

El Padrino said...

In Austin, Texas, and Atlanta, McDonald’s is testing the Egg White Delight McMuffin, a lower calorie (260 vs. 300), more healthful version of the iconic Egg McMuffin. In September, when it unveiled its new menu boards with calorie info, the chain had announced earlier that it intends to make an egg-white sandwich available nationally in 2013.


BEAST

Keef said...

●Two Cheeseburgers, medium fries, medium soft drink.




That's usually my go-to order

El Padrino said...

now it will only be $5

genius

El Padrino said...

●Big Mac, medium fries, medium soft drink;
●Quarter Pounder with Cheese, medium fries, medium soft drink;
●Filet-O-Fish, medium fries, medium soft drink;
●10-Piece Chicken McNuggets, medium fries, medium soft drink; and
●Two Cheeseburgers, medium fries, medium soft drink.


usually wolf's order

s, ns

BLUE said...

"In Northern California, McDonald’s is trying a trio of jazzed up Quarter Pounders with Cheese. As with the recently launched CBO Angus and chicken sandwiches, the new QPCs simply add new toppings to an existing patty.

BEAST"

this is news. I've never heard that before here at this blog.

i mean, you think they might have habanero ranch on those QPC's or maybe one with bacon?

BLUE said...

"In Northern California, McDonald’s is trying a trio of jazzed up Quarter Pounders with Cheese. As with the recently launched CBO Angus and chicken sandwiches, the new QPCs simply add new toppings to an existing patty.

BEAST"

this is news. I've never heard that before here at this blog.

i mean, you think they might have habanero ranch on those QPC's or maybe one with bacon?

BLUE said...

""In Northern California, McDonald’s is trying a trio of jazzed up Quarter Pounders with Cheese. As with the recently launched CBO Angus and chicken sandwiches, the new QPCs simply add new toppings to an existing patty.

BEAST"

this is news. I've never heard that before here at this blog.

i mean, you think they might have habanero ranch on those QPC's or maybe one with bacon?

El Padrino said...

YOUDAHO

Keef said...

I think I heard about that habanero ranch one somewhere before

BLUE said...

HERE, RIGHT FUCKING HERE

BLUE said...

(s)

BLUE said...

meiz and tem suck

BLUE said...

suck at ncaa13 and at life

El Padrino said...

Happy Thanksgiving

It's true, it's true. said...

Aaand work kicked the shit out of me today. Big bossman said he's never seen a day of receiving like this in the 17 years our OpCo has been around. We balled the fuck out today.

It's true, it's true. said...

"i rarely eat turkey"

Fag

Keef said...

special case

It's true, it's true. said...

Whatta gotta Reggie Bush or Leshoure?

It's true, it's true. said...

Gotta go Leshoure

Keef said...

home time

Keef said...

mize, tem, play week 9 already

BLUE said...

They need to lay week 8 first though

BLUE said...

Seeing dark knight rises finally

BLUE said...

Total of 10 dudes in here

Keef said...

watch out for the guy with the orange hair

It's true, it's true. said...

I WANT TO FUCKING GO ICE FISHING.

Some of these idiots on youtube are fucking with me.

Keef said...

If I wasn't married, I'd totally fly out to Sconnie for an ice fishing trip

NS

It's true, it's true. said...

Snap.

It's true, it's true. said...

The shit's just too much fun

It's true, it's true. said...

I'm just thinking out loud here trying to figure out what my realistic budget should be for a new apartment.

It's true, it's true. said...

They say what, 30% of your monthly income is what should be in line for the cost of rent or mortgage payment. Before taxes or after taxes? Before taxes, it'll be tight. After taxes, I'd be looking to rent a shoebox with no kitchen.

It's true, it's true. said...

So in summation, sonofabitch.

It's true, it's true. said...

Whatta gotta look into bartending or something from 4pm to 8pm

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

parades are gay

Keef said...

Happy thanksgiving

tem said...

Happy Thanksgiving folks. Maybe I play week 8 or 9 now.

BLUE said...

Turkey

BLUE said...

I'm watching for TP at the parade

It's true, it's true. said...

I can't stand motherfuckers that claim they don't want Suh on their favorite football team.

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"I'm watching for TP at the parade"

we were at 75th and central park west. no tv coverage up there.

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

"I can't stand motherfuckers that claim they don't want Suh on their favorite football team"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

It's true, it's true. said...

Waaaahhhhhh, he's such a big fat meanie! He's a gonna hurtz mah playerz! What a jerk!

Keef said...

I don't want Suh on the Bengals

Keef said...

The Bengals have enough bad people

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

stupid Simms said he would not shake donkeykong's hand

Keef said...

Simms is a ginormous douchecake

It's true, it's true. said...

"I don't want Suh on the Bengals"

I knew it. You don't like winning.

Keef said...

Yeah the Lions are yahuge winners

It's true, it's true. said...

Anywho, WFT do I need for ice fishing to put on the family gift exchange list?

Keef said...

Exactly

Keef said...

Ha! LIONS!

Keef said...

Can't review cuz Schwartz is a fucking moron

Keef said...

When will coaches learn you can't challenge TDs or turnovers anymore? Same thing happened last week

Keef said...

LIONS

Keef said...

Fucking Simms didn't know the rule either. Jesus

It's true, it's true. said...

"When will coaches learn you can't challenge TDs or turnovers anymore? Same thing happened last week"


Because there should be no penalty for throwing the flag out there as a reminder to the bird brained officials?

Keef said...

Reminder? Every TD is automatically reviewed?

Keef said...

Yeah you could say it shouldn't be a penalty. But it is. They should know the rule

Keef said...

I hate that personal foul penalty on the punt return. The returner had the chance to call fair catch and didn't

It's true, it's true. said...

Do you really think football players deserve to die? My god, man.

Keef said...

Stop it

It's true, it's true. said...

You stop it.

Keef said...

Hahaha Pettigrew

Keef said...

You stop it.


Let's just make all the gunners count to 3 Mississippi after the punt is coat* before they can hit the returner

Keef said...

If the NFL really cared about player safety they wouldn't have games every Thursday

Keef said...

Jason Hanson is wearing mom pants

Keef said...

Doink

Aitch said...

" I can't stand motherfuckers that claim they don't want Suh on their favorite football team"

I bet Schaub doesn't want him on his team at the moment...

Keef said...

LIONS!

Aitch said...

" If the NFL really cared about player safety they wouldn't have games every Thursday"

This

It's true, it's true. said...

"Let's just make all the gunners count to 3 Mississippi after the punt is coat* before they can hit the returner"

And definitely no crushing the quarterback, amirite?

It's true, it's true. said...

Texing Packer...

It's true, it's true. said...

*t

tem said...

tHe personal foul on the punt return was because he launched into the returner. If he had hit him normal like it would have been ok.

BLUE said...

Tebow time , c'mon

Keef said...

And definitely no crushing the quarterback, amirite?



QBs can't call for a fair catch. If they could but chose not to, it's open season

Keef said...

Rex Ryan is staying with Sanchez out of spite now

EL PICKS said...

wow, drunk kod held it in this Thanksgiving, just barely

blkod tried to justify extending the tax cuts for the top 2%.....worse yet, tried to make the argument that our economy will tank if the tax cuts for the top 2% expire

that went over like a led baloon with me; my voice was literally shaking with rage, I tore him up, but thankfully did not have to be restrained....this is probably why I rarely drink and also why I should probably never attend a lov summit






Keef said...

Wall

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

ep put up a Friday post, Keith

Top Of The Page Material:

"Idiots with nothing better to do"





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