Thursday, November 01, 2012

Hurricanes suck!

Glad to see that LP and Aitch made it through the hurricane with no issues and their dociles were intact. Hurricanes are no joke, I have more hurricane experience than I care to (Gloria, Georges, Katrina, Ike, and Rita).

Move! /keef

No! /jug

Katrina was the worst I've seen. I was in New Orleans a week after the storm with my Air National Guard unit. We arrived just as they were taking the last people out of the convention center, which is where we stayed (I didn't poop on the floor). Three months after that I was in Biloxi, MS with my church to help work on houses. Katrina picked up casino barges and moved them over a half mile down the road. The houses we worked on had the first floor completely flooded to the ceiling. Its crazy the damage those storms can do. I should post pics some day.

The Rockets feel good about Harden. The Lakers don't feel so good about...well, basketball.

NHL is still locked out.

I always have some ideas on what to post throughout the week, and then Thursday morning hits and I forget them all. Time to work...GO!





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BLUE said...

make notes

/tem

El Padrino said...

i made it to JC, took awhile and now im out of gas

and there is no gas
i need the internet's help in finding gas to go home

Mize said...

what?

BLUE said...

shoulda got a chevy volt

El Padrino said...

i said there is no gas

no power in JC there is no gas in brooklyn because they can't get delivery i guess the refineries can't get in to certain areas

it's a disaster

google must help me or twitter
twitter will help

Beth said...

I think I'm a little insulted that Jug's post keeps referring to "I" instead of "we".

Typical of the male personality in a multiple personality situation to think he's the only one...

Beth said...

I'm sure I'm missing the obvious, but what is "JC"?

Jugdish said...

Typical of the male personality in a multiple personality situation to think he's the only one...


next week ill post as you

Beth said...

"next week ill post as you"

Cool, and in exchange I won't make you sit down to pee.

Jugdish said...

deal!

Mize said...

"I'm sure I'm missing the obvious, but what is "JC"?"


Yes, what the fuck is JC? Junior College? Jatlantic City?

Mize said...

JERSEY CITY!

Mize said...

By the way, nice job not getting gas BEFORE THE HURRICANE

Jugdish said...

he said he wasn't going to take these storms seriously

Jugdish said...

local radio stations will also have information on what gas stations still have gas

El Padrino said...

"By the way, nice job not getting gas BEFORE THE HURRICANE"

who knew

El Padrino said...

"local radio stations will also have information on what gas stations still have gas"

yes, they will twitter them

Jugdish said...

you have power at your docile, right?

BLUE said...

this twitter thing is really catching on?

Jugdish said...

yes, they will twitter them



they also talk about it on the radio

El Padrino said...

then i'd have to listen to other stuff i dont want to

BLUE said...

like country

cuz those are the only stations that tell you where the gas is

tem said...

if your car is already out of gas why don't you have someone bring gas to you? like one of your football buddies or cmlp or whatever?

tem said...

whatta gonna be to walk* to the station and then back to your car?

Mize said...

"whatta gonna be to walk* to the station and then back to your car?"


$100 1 gallon gas cans.

tem said...

exactly. so get the cmlp to come in with a 5 gallon can and put that in the car.

it sucks, but that's what happens when some idiot runs out of gas.

tem said...

we even made sure we filled up in temhio before the storm. mostly because we figured the price would sky rocket these next couple weeks.

BLUE said...

price should only go up if they can't make deliveries to your local station


no refinery issues unlike when the storms hit the gulf

tem said...

cmk still late?

tem said...

"price should only go up if they can't make deliveries to your local station"

i get this, but i totally don't trust the local gas stations not to raise the price 20 cents and then blame the storm. even if it isn't true at all.

Mize said...

I don't think cmk can be on time once she's already late

tem said...

i think if she has it then the clock resets and she is not late until another 4 weeks.

i don't know if you would call it on time, but she wouldn't be late anymore.

like if you showed up to a party 30 minutes late. once you get there you aren't late anymore. you were late, but you aren't late now.

so anyway, i think she could exit the status of being late, but no, i wouldn't call that being on time.

BLUE said...

what about daylight savings time...does that effect it?

El Padrino said...

my car isnt out of gas, i'd guess it has about 10 miles left in the tank

and who is going to bring me gas

there isnt any, i have to find which stations are oeprating and hope to get there before running out completely

Keef said...

then i'd have to listen to other stuff i dont want to



Oh the horror!!!!!

tem said...

"and who is going to bring me gas"

i guess it is a NYC thing then. i can probably think of at least 20 people who would bring me gas if i really needed it. probably more actually.

i guess we are just suckers in the midwest. or maybe NYCers are jerks.

BLUE said...

"i'd guess it has about 10 miles left in the tank"

how far do you live from JC?

Keef said...

cmk still late?

As far as I know

tem said...

i guess put this is the column showing why NYC sucks.

Jugdish said...

Gas prices wont go up because of the storm...the election is right around the corner


El Padrino said...

"i can probably think of at least 20 people who would bring me gas if i really needed it. probably more actually."

logistics and
maybe your not following the story here

There. Is. No. Gas.

I'm trying to find out where there is gas.

Brooklyn, no. I came from there drove to about 15 different stations.

Staten Island, nope. It's still under water practically.

Jersey, very limited none in Jersey City, no power.

Jugdish said...

i can probably think of at least 20 people who would bring me gas if i really needed it. probably more actually.


^^^^^

El Padrino said...

"how far do you live from JC?"

about 13 miles, (estiamte)

tem said...

regardless you don't get it.

Jugdish said...

estiamte


knows Spanish


s

Jugdish said...

Im surprised you had to go into work today

El Padrino said...

"20 people"

i'll take that bet, smells like horseshit to me

maybe 4 I know will bring me gas
and i dont know where they'd get it being as they all live in brooklyn

WHERE THERE IS NO GAS

tem said...

hell i live 170 miles away from my friend Dave and if he needed me to bring him gas because pittsburgh had 0 gas i would.

i'm not sure you are following this.

if. there. was. no. gas. in. pittsburgh. i. would. drive. from. columbus. and. bring. him. gas.

El Padrino said...

"I have more hurricane experience than I care to (Gloria, Georges, Katrina, Ike, and Rita)."

thanks for letting me know to fill up on gas

you've been a great help

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

El Padrino said...

i dont know anyone in Pittsburgh

El Padrino said...

bring me gas then tem

i'm waiting

Jugdish said...

thanks for letting me know to fill up on gas

you've been a great help

I should have said more...no doubt.

Would you have listened?

tem said...

i you lived closer i would. ns

Jugdish said...

Suck some gas from gollum's car

El Padrino said...

"Would you have listened?"

to you?

of course we have the same ideals

El Padrino said...

"i you lived closer i would. ns"

5

tem said...

hahaha, good idea, get a hose and syphon (sp?) that shit out.

don't use a styrofoam (sp?) cup though. gas melts right through that shit.

El Padrino said...

gollum aint hear*

at the disaster site in Piscataway

Jugdish said...

My bad for not saying more, I do feel bad.

ns

El Padrino said...

or i would

El Padrino said...

"My bad for not saying more, I do feel bad.

ns"


i was kidding, dont feel bad
if i didnt spend an hour driving around looking for gas i would have enough to get home

shoulda just wnet here and back and worry about it at home

my nice warm home

tem said...

perhaps a coworker has extra petrol in their tank that you can utilize.

tem said...

you probably do not have a hose handy for that though.

Jugdish said...

Most years I keep two 5 gallon gas cans filled during hurricane season. I didnt this year...got side tracked

tem said...

you are a hurricane pro though. most people wouldn't do that.

Mize said...

today is World Vegan Day

Mize said...

November is National Pepper Month, and Native American Heritage Month

tem said...

did you know that gay dudes can't donate blood?

i am SAS that they are not up in arms about this.

tem said...

being a gay dude indicates a higher risk of AIDS so they can't give blood.

if you are a gay dude and had gay sex since 1977 then you are out.

that is what i learnt yesterday while giving blood.

BLUE said...

just drive to the subway station

BLUE said...

take the train home

Mize said...

"being a gay dude indicates a higher risk of AIDS so they can't give blood.

if you are a gay dude and had gay sex since 1977 then you are out."


Seems a bit antiquated.

Mize said...

2 minute minor on Blue for instigating

Mize said...

Working on my 2nd 22oz cup of Gatorade this morning. Love the free Gatorade.

Mize said...

"Beth has requested an appointment:

Product Tem"


Email heading in my inbox. Can't make this stuff up.

El Padrino said...

"take the train home"

comedian

kod said...

"i said there is no gas

no power in JC there is no gas in brooklyn because they can't get delivery i guess the refineries can't get in to certain areas

it's a disaster

google must help me or twitter
twitter will help"


That lack of foresight is tem approved; now you get to think on your feet, congrats



kod said...

"i am SAS that they are not up in arms about this."


they are, BIG time

kod said...

"Suck some gas from gollum's car"


man, should have saved the mint for after





Jugdish said...

you are a hurricane pro though. most people wouldn't do that.



troof...hurricanes are much more of a threat down here


at a minimum Lp should have filled his car with gas, picked up some batteries, flashlights, and some food to cook if the power goes out

/Jug 4 days ago

Jugdish said...

Seems a bit antiquated.



is it less of a threat?

Jugdish said...

that is what i learnt yesterday while attempting to give blood.


fixed



no juice for you

Mize said...

"is it less of a threat?"

Is it more of a threat?

tem said...

seems to be less of a threat.

Jugdish said...

Is it more of a threat?


don't know, that's why i was asking.

tem said...

kind of out of my realm of expertise though.

just seems like if you have two dudes that were together for like 5 years and were monogamous (aside, can you use that term for 2 dudes or is it only for dude/chick?) that their risk for AIDs would be just as low a heterosexual who over 5 years might have had 5 sexual partners but none were a prostitute.

tem said...

because it seemed like from the questions that a heterosexual could have had hundreds of partners and as long as none were prostitutes or druggies then he/she would be good to go.

Jugdish said...

just seems like if you have two dudes that were together for like 5 years and were monogamous (aside, can you use that term for 2 dudes or is it only for dude/chick?) that their risk for AIDs would be just as low a heterosexual who over 5 years might have had 5 sexual partners but none were a prostitute.


how many questions do you want them to add on to the questionaire?

tem said...

i figured this was something the Gay community would be all over.

i read it and within a minute it seemed kind of out of whack to me. i can only imagine how out of whack they must think it is given the fact that they probably put more than 1 minute of thought into it.

El Padrino said...

at a minimum Lp should have filled his car with gas, picked up some batteries, flashlights, and some food to cook if the power goes out


hilarity

i did cook mad food and have batteries and flashlights ready

was worried about loss of power in area

struck out on the gassing up car

cmlp even had frozen bowls of water!

and I tied up my bbq and removed the propane tanks from the balcony

Aitch said...

""being a gay dude indicates a higher risk of AIDS so they can't give blood.

if you are a gay dude and had gay sex since 1977 then you are out."


Seems a bit antiquated."

Without getting graphic, the reasoning that has been explained to me for this policy is sound.

El Padrino said...

maybe gays lie and donate blood anyway

all gays have aids

/paris hilton

tem said...

"how many questions do you want them to add on to the questionaire?"

i'm not sure it would add any. it might take questions away.

tem said...

"bbq and removed the propane tanks from the balcony"

in temhio you aren't allowed to have bbqs on balconies in most if not all apartment communities. the rule is never enforced though.

Aitch said...

As much as we like to bust EP's balls, I have to get his back on this one. One of my colleagues brought someone to NYC yesterday and then had a pickup in NJ to come back to Boston. Took him an hour and a half to find a gas station that was up and running.

Aitch said...

And Adam Schefter (sp?) was tweeting yesterday about stations in Jersey having mile-long lines of people waiting to fill gas cans.

tem said...

"the reasoning that has been explained to me for this policy is sound."

the booklet basically said it was math. that they just have an increased chance for AIDs and many people with AIDs don't know it. so they are just not taking any chances.

basically it sounded like the chances a gay dude would unknownlingly donate with AIDs was too high for their taste.

anyway, i get that part, i just figured the Gay community would be up in arms about it. and kod confirmed that.

Mize said...

"Without getting graphic, the reasoning that has been explained to me for this policy is sound."

I guess you'll have to get graphic then.

Jugdish said...

so they are just not taking any chances


im good with that

El Padrino said...

cool with me

tem said...

actually i should say many people who are HIV positive don't know it.

i think once you get full blown AIDs that you know it.

El Padrino said...

i thought they tested for aids and other things though

like tem said a hetero can have aids and not know it

tem said...

the booklet said they test but it can be missed if the timing was right....like it hasn't had a chance to mature as a virus. i don't know the biology behind it very well.

tem said...

i had lots of time to read the booklet while they 1) determined whether or not i could donate because i went to Greece recently and 2) wiggled a needle around in my arm to get the blood to unclot.

Keef said...

Working on my 2nd 22oz cup of Gatorade this morning. Love the free Gatorade.


I'm a Powerade > than Gatorade guy

Aitch said...

"I guess you'll have to get graphic then."

More chance of blood with anal.

tem said...

"I'm a Powerade > than Gatorade guy"

where does vitamin water fit in to that?

tem said...

taste:

gatorade > vitamin water > powerade

value:

powerade > gatorade > vitamin water


powerade is always cheapest

El Padrino said...

didnt even know they sold powerade

whatta drink All-Sport too

El Padrino said...

"the booklet said they test but it can be missed if the timing was right...."

hope i never need blood

Keef said...

where does vitamin water fit in to that?


I really don't like Gatorade so I'd say that it goes Powerade > Vitamin Water > Gatorade

Keef said...

didnt even know they sold powerade



Stop it

Keef said...

hope i never need blood


They have this thing now where if you need blood before a surgery you can donate it to yourself. It's really grate

Mize said...

"More chance of blood with anal."

El Pad cant tell them about the copious amounts of anal in the porns tho.

You're also implying that there's an HIV infection being passed

tem said...

"They have this thing now where if you need blood before a surgery you can donate it to yourself"

honestly i had no idea you could do this.

Mize said...

"I really don't like Gatorade so I'd say that it goes Powerade > Vitamin Water > Gatorade"

This will never not be completely insane to me.

El Padrino said...

"They have this thing now where if you need blood before a surgery you can donate it to yourself. It's really grate"

duh

saying hope i never need blood unexpectedly

El Padrino said...

who doesnt like Gatorade

my god you are an alien

Jugdish said...

honestly i had no idea you could do this.



kramer knew

kod said...

"Without getting graphic, the reasoning that has been explained to me for this policy is sound."


welcome to 1985, H

Mize said...

Gatorade is my beverage of choice

/TP

kod said...

"the booklet said they test but it can be missed if the timing was right....like it hasn't had a chance to mature as a virus. i don't know the biology behind it very well."


this is true; I believe you will only test positive after about 6 mo. with the virus...at least, the last time I was tested they told me it really was like having it done 6 months prior

Mize said...

"welcome to 1985, H"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

Gatorade is my beverage of choice

/TP




or ensure

kod said...

Gatorade is much better than Poweraide IMO


but I hope there's one thing we all agree on.....


VitaWater is absolutely disgusting, like gatorade mixed with cough syrup

Aitch said...

"honestly i had no idea you could do this."

^^^^

Keef said...

who doesnt like Gatorade

my god you are an alien




OMG, I have a different taste in something than you do. That almost never happens. When am I going to learn!?!>?!?!?!!

Aitch said...

"welcome to 1985, H"

Sorry

Keef said...

honestly i had no idea you could do this.




I knew

/LP

Mize said...

I was aware of the donating blood before surgery because my father has as many surgeries as possible so he can continue to collect a paycheck without having to actually work.

Keef said...

jealous?

Aitch said...

Sounds like it

Mize said...

I do wish I could abuse public funds like that, yes.

El Padrino said...

"I knew

/LP"

nose surgery
i knew

Jugdish said...

nose surgery



I think you meant "knows surgery", you know, like "knows english"?

/beth

Keef said...

The New York City Marathon is a go for Sunday



Gonna be a triathalon

El Padrino said...

terrible decision

Mize said...

"terrible decision"

Says the guy with no gas

El Padrino said...

exactly

Keef said...

I gotta get one of these


/beth

kod said...

"NEW YORK (Reuters) - New Yorkers awoke to the rumble of subway trains for the first time in four days on Thursday......

Lines formed at gas stations amid fuel shortages around the U.S.""


rings a bell for some reason

Keef said...

THERE IS NO GAS!

/LP

kod said...

when do you know your state is fucking over Native people? When fucking Wisconsin shows more compassion and understanding


"Earlier this year, the Fond du Lac band and others asked the state of Minnesota to close their reservations to wolf hunting.... but state Department of Natural Resources officials denied their request.
In Wisconsin, however, natural resources officials did agree to close that state’s Ojibwe reservations to hunting."


WADR Meiz, Sconnie's a great state in a lot of ways, but also one of the most unfriendly to Native populations

El Padrino said...

i thought indians hunt

kod said...

thankfully the Tribes went ahead and declared their reservations to be wolf sanctuaries


this may become a big deal here, I applaud the Bands for doing this


-and I'm by no means anti-hunting, just anti-wolf hunting

kod said...

"i thought indians hunt"


they do, but not every living creature.

Wolves are sacred in Ojibwe culture, a big piece of their origin story

Keef said...

Wolves aren't indians

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

not gassing up pre hurricane is a rookie mistake

Keef said...

WADR Meiz, Sconnie's a great state in a lot of ways, but also one of the most unfriendly to Native populations



It's not like they ok'd indian hunting

El Padrino said...

"Wolves are sacred in Ojibwe culture, a big piece of their origin story"


Good to know

El Padrino said...

"not gassing up pre hurricane is a rookie mistake"

yeah thanks

Keef said...

You probably should have filled up before the hurricane

BLUE said...

i don't get it

first kod says his state sucks (MN), then he bitches about WI at the end

Keef said...

LP, find out where that pic on the front page of FoxNews is at, and go there

BLUE said...

indian hunting, like in the hunger games

kod said...

"i don't get it

first kod says his state sucks (MN), then he bitches about WI at the end"



Right, Sconnnie is one of the most anti-Indian states (if not the most). Minni has taken a position more anti-Indian than Sonnie.

It's like, my NFL team is so bad, they're somehow doing even worse than the Chiefs

Keef said...

Gasoline, in heavy demand for both cars and home generators, had customers waiting in line for hours and losing patience throughout the Garden State, as well as in New York, and Connecticut. In Wayne, N.J, police reported breaking up angry confrontations at gas stations throughout the day on Wednesday. In Brooklyn, tempers flared outside a Getty station, with drivers getting out of their cars and exchanging angry words.
"I don't have any lights and need this gasoline for my generator," Abdul Rahim Anwar told Reuters as he waited at a Getty service station in Gowanus, Brooklyn.



So, Brooklyn has gas. Got it.

Mize said...

"WADR Meiz, Sconnie's a great state in a lot of ways, but also one of the most unfriendly to Native populations"


Hey man, I see it all the time with the other fishermen and "locals" up north. They all bitch and moan because NAs don't need licenses and get to spearfish. OH THE HUMANITY

kod said...

"They all bitch and moan because NAs don't need licenses and get to spearfish."


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


Yep, that's one of the main areas where the problems really come in, the hunting/gathering rights and backlash from rural areas


shit got real crazy there in the late 80s from what I've read and heard

Jugdish said...

Hey man, I see it all the time with the other fishermen and "locals" up north. They all bitch and moan because NAs don't need licenses and get to spearfish. OH THE HUMANITY



seems antiquated

Keef said...

ha

Keef said...

NA can fish w/o a license, they can spearfish, and Andy's dad can get paid w/o working. Sucks to be mize. So close to utopia, yet so far

Mize said...

I don't get it

Jugdish said...

NA can fish w/o a license, they can spearfish, and Andy's dad can get paid w/o working. Sucks to be mize. So close to utopia, yet so far



don't forget, he can't donate blood either


s

Mize said...

Is Keith making up his own complaints now?

Jugdish said...

I don't get it


yes you do

kod said...

"NA can fish w/o a license, they can spearfish....So close to utopia, yet so far"


you should come up and visit this utopia of 40%+ unemployment and 60%+ living in poverty-around 70% for kids


(and yes, I know your comment was s)

Keef said...

don't forget, he can't donate blood either



ha

Mize said...

"yes you do"

Thank you for your insight

Keef said...

"yes you do"


^^^

Jugdish said...

Thank you for your insight



you're welcome

Mize said...

No, I really don't know what you're talking about or insinuating.

Keef said...

I don't get it


Your dream would be to be able to not have to buy a license, to spear fish, and to earn a pay check w/o working. Stop tembagging

Jugdish said...

i was insinuating that you knew what keef was talking about

Mize said...

"Your dream would be to be able to not have to buy a license, to spear fish, and to earn a pay check w/o working. Stop tembagging"


I didn't say anything about me complaining about indians and their fishing rights though. That's theirs. We have to pay for licenses to help fund the DNR and support the conservation of the forests and waters. No complaints here.

kod said...

"don't forget, he can't donate blood either"


I'd be up in arms maybe if I wasn't so damn afraid of needles


needles and bees/wasps, my 2 biggest fears (ns)

Jugdish said...

::BITCHSCREAM::

Keef said...

I didn't say anything about me complaining about indians and their fishing rights though


I didn't say you complained about it

Jugdish said...

i donate blood around 4 times a year.

Keef said...

I said you'd be in heaven if you could spear fish w/o a license and earn money w/o working

Mize said...

Then why did you make it appear that I was complaining?

El Padrino said...

if i get 26 MPG and supposedely when the light goes on it's 2 gallons (i think?) then im good

but there is the risk of traffic

Mize said...

"I said you'd be in heaven if you could spear fish w/o a license and earn money w/o working"


I see. I don't really have the desire to spearfish though

kod said...

":BITCHSCREAM::"


-troof; I will scream and I will run from certain bees and wasps, and I just don't care


being laughed at >>>>>>>>>> being stung

Keef said...

Then why did you make it appear that I was complaining?



You should have your reader re-read my comments.

kod said...

if i get 26 MPG


26 city? or 26 combined? if it's 26 city you should be fine for sure


if 26 is combined city/highway, nfc

Keef said...

if i get 26 MPG and supposedely when the light goes on it's 2 gallons (i think?) then im good


I always thought it was closer to a gallon

Jugdish said...

-troof; I will scream and I will run from certain bees and wasps, and I just don't care



will you youtube this?

Keef said...

I see. I don't really have the desire to spearfish though



Are you acting as delux today with all your literalness

Keef said...

if i get 26 MPG and supposedely when the light goes on it's 2 gallons (i think?) then im good



What happened to "i'd guess it has about 10 miles left in the tank"

Mize said...

"-troof; I will scream and I will run from certain bees and wasps, and I just don't care"

This

kod said...

"will you youtube this?"


well I won't, but I have no problem if someone else wants to


I'm thinking now, at the next LS I should probably be on guard (ns)


Jugdish said...

mize and kod arrive for summit 5

Mize said...

"Are you acting as delux today with all your literalness"


Forgive me if I have a difficult time reading your comments. We've got a boy who cried wolf kind of situation here, where I don't bother trying to figure out if you're serious or not. I just assume they're all smart-mouthed comments, and go from there.

Keef said...

I just assume they're all smart-mouthed comments, and go from there.



fair enough

El Padrino said...

What happened to "i'd guess it has about 10 miles left in the tank"

if the light = a gallon = MPG on sticker then that guess was wrong

Keef said...

I'm thinking now, at the next LS I should probably be on guard (ns)




Yeah, watch out. I'll prick ya

/mize

BLUE said...

that boy who cried wolf, was he native american?

could they hunt that wolf?

BLUE said...

i always thought light meant 2 gallons

Jugdish said...

could they hunt that wolf?


hilarity

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