Friday, November 16, 2012

EL PADRINO'S PICKS brought to you by MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

First thing is first.  My condition:

Had some tequilla with lime on ice as soon as I walked in the door.
I got a few beers in my system and i've prepared a jack daniels and coke beverage for this post.  It's in the freezer right now (in a cocktail shaker, iz be fancy), I like it borderline slushed.  Weird but when I'm home why not.  It's my house (well not my house as in I dont own it but I live in it)

This is going to be a good one.  I've got a lot on my mind and I need to decompress.  Dont judge my borderline alcoholism.

PICCCCSS*!!!

ATLANTA +10 over Arizona
Ha, remeber when Arizona was the darling of the NFC talk.  Oh so surprising they beat New England and shit we were all like ah shit we gotz a sleeper team here.  Well Atlanta is all like well im pissed because we lost to our big brother in the division even when they've had a down year and we get no repsect blah blah blah it's like fast forward already to January so we can fucking see what this team is made up.  I think in the off-season Mike Smith put a cougar in the Red Zone and told Matt Ryan not to fear the Red Zone.  Or something like that.  Unfortunate as that is it is our world right now.  Back in the day if you ran the table in the regular season you would win in the playoffs now that isnt the case.  So who knew Roddy White was such a shit talker.  So Matt Ryan you got hair on your peaches or what?

By the way as I was typing this I was arguing with Aitch on text message about the movie The Town.  Random note to keep in ming aitch dont like when you call him a "southie".

My new boss is not a worker.  He just attends meeting all day and creates fire drills. 

DALLAS -8 over Browns
Wonder how it feels to be a lame duck coach in the NFL.  Thinking to yourself when is the next time I will be able to actually do this.  It's pretty rare you get a 2nd crack at this thing.  Pat Shurmur talk.  So the game um, yeah Dallas is going to win by more than 8 because the Cowboys are on a run I called this last week.  They'll have the division lead in 3 weeks after the Giants lose to the Packers the week after this.  YOU WATCH.

Green Bay -3 over DETROIT
Packers all day.  The Lil John song Drink is great.  Makes me want to drink.  Imagine Lil Johns life.  That shit must be suite.  Tem, Lil John is a hip hop artist/hype man/porn actor/director.  When I was in Green Bay we went to Titletown Grill or Bar or some shit like that everything is named titletown its a little bit corny but i had this beer that i remember oh Titletown Brewery I had this 400 Honey Ale and it was really good.  The End.

KC +3.5 over Cincy
Nice home dog here.  Cincy beat a shell of a former Giant team while KC played the shit out of Pittsburgh in Pittsburgh and even managed to almost KILL their big bear of a quarterback so I'd say they are headed in the right direction.  Betcha KC rolls off a few to save Crennel's job. 

Jets +3.5 over RAMS
LOL Jets.  Man this team is like herpes.  Just spreading all over itching pussing all over it's just a shit mess and it is awesome.  It feels so good being on the other side of that.  For years the torment I have had to suffer for being Mets fan, can you believe MOST MET FANS ARE ALSO JET FANS.  Can you imagine how miserable that is.  I mean jesus christ that has to be on par with Browns/Cavs/Indians type shit.  My lord thank god my daddy was a Gmen fan.  No technical analysis here I just like the points like who the fuck are the RAMS to be giving points I mean they are back and all but I still hate thier offense and Brian Schotty vs REX RYAN wHO YA GOT I got rex ryan,  for all his shortcomings as a head coach he can coach the shit out of defense and will look to clown Schotty.  CAN I GET A TEEEBOW?!!?!?!

SKINS -3.5 over Philly
what is with Yahoo with the 3.5's?  Fucking half point trying to get a nigga scarped up.  Scrape ya knees bitch.  Back to the JEts for aminute name me one fucking spanish super star in the NFL.  Aint none homie.  Go back to Guatamelala Sanchezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.  Anyway Bob Griffdog gonna put a fucking stake not a nail in that andy reid coffin.  I'm eating cheese fries.

OH CAROLINA OH MY OH OH OH MY O CAROLINA +1.5 over Tampa
Can a team like the Bucs, a young up and coming medicore at best right now but flashes of great have a letdown game this early?  If they can if they are suseptible to this here it is right now on the road vs cammy cam.  He has been pretty bad this year I must say.  But every dog has his day even keef'sdogs.  they all have thier days all 8 of them

Getting grease on the keyboard.  Plus about kids.  Can blame them for shit.  Grease on keyboard is an easy one. 

HOUSTON -15.5 over Jax
Big line.  Not to bring up cock or anything but In Boogie Nights when Julianne Moore's character (Amber Waves) sets her eyes on Dirk's magic wand she says "This is a giant cock".  That's how I feel about this line.  But Amber Waves takes that giant cock and takes that shit well.  So I'm laying wood too.  Now me and Dirk Diggler have something in common besides a nice package.  We lay WOOD.

New Orleans -5 over RAIDERS
Saints make the tournament.  Who wants a piece of that bet.  Too much talent on this team and I think the defense while statistically bad will come around soon enough to have an impact on December.  Until then let Brees DO WORK SON.  Plus my cousin just broat* me this Hurrican glass thing from N'awlins he went to the Monday night game last week so there is N'awlings magic in the air right now and I feel it.  Carson Palmer trade = LOLZ

I'm not happy about my work situation right now.

Chargers +7.5 over BRONCOS
It's not like I think the Broncos won't win because I think they will but I think they will struggle a little bit.  A little bit.  But it's weird like remember when the Colts were domininant but they had close games with the Texans most times.  Remeber the Sage Rosenfels helicopter fumble that shit was HDH.  This Norv Turner has to be done right?  RIGHT?  DOES AJ SMITH HAVE EYES?  Love a few years back when people would compare River vs Eli.  That shit is LOLZ.

Indy +9.5 over PATS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  nine and half points?  Vegas is drunk.  That line is hilarity.  Like Andrew Lucks gives a shit about a road game.  Fuck outta here the Pats secondary is fucking terrible.  Bunch of betty whites out there they all need snicker bars.  The fuck is this fucking line.  I guess it's because the Pats haven't blown a team out really yet so they feel like they are due?  I don't get it.  This Colt team is a sleeper playoff team and got some serious good will going for them.  Maybe they are checking the home/road splits and those trends are sort of nasty on the Colt side.  Jets did blow them out in northenr New Jersey earlier this year and they aint no where near the team the Pats are.  Just remember Chuck Pagano was the Ravens D guy for a few years and you know they gave Brady FITS.  Have to think he has instilled some of that into the D guy on Indy's staff.  Man I feel for that guy and his family.  Dancing with daughters at wedding is some powerful shit.

Baltimore -3.5 over STEELERS
Cmon with the Leftwhich.  You couldnt get a better back up than this giant slow man?  This is poor planning on the Stillirs part.  Chipwhich ice cream sandwhiches are delicious. 

SAN FRAN -5 over Bears
Just can't take the Bears here without their QB.  I mean Campbell is serviceable but not against a jackkked up 49er team on a Monday night.  Cmon.  Why don't you just ask Jason to climb MT Killajamrijo?




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Aitch said...

" By the way as I was typing this I was arguing with Aitch on text message about the movie The Town. Random note to keep in ming aitch dont like when you call him a "southie"."

No, idiot, I was saying that people from South Boston (Southie) are not called "Southies." The term does not exist.

Aitch said...

You should have taken me up on the Nets/C's bet, EP. I should have said yes when you said you'd take the Celtics. You shouldn't clown your new favorite team like that.

Beth said...

"So who knew Roddy White was such a shit talker."

Every Falcon fan in Atlanta, that's who.

Beth said...

And I'm confused, if your post was brought to us by your dick shouldn't have it been much shorter?


(someone had to make the obvious joke)

tem said...

El pad brought some good heat to the post.

BLUE said...

fucking southies

tem said...

I appreciated the explanation of lil john. I thought he was one of robin hood's pals.

tem said...

Not for nothing but southies is on urban dictionary.

BLUE said...

it's in the movies...southie is a real thing

BLUE said...

ARE YOU CALLING MATT DAMON A LIAR


I WILL BEAT YOUR FACE

Meiz said...

"I appreciated the explanation of lil john. I thought he was one of robin hood's pals."

Minus the pornstar part.

Keef said...

ATLANTA +10 over Arizona




Going out on a limb huh

Meiz said...

Wait. How is Atlanta a 10 point dog?

Jugdish said...

Going out on a limb huh


that may have been where the slushy beverage came into the picture

Meiz said...

HOW CAN WE BE EXPECTED TO TRUST THIS DRUNKARD WITH OUR MONEY?

tem said...

ALL is playing the nobody believes in us card.

big fat weasel said...

"No, idiot, I was saying that people from South Boston (Southie) are not called "Southies." The term does not exist."

see he gets tight

fucking southies

big fat weasel said...

ARE YOU CALLING MATT DAMON A LIAR


lol

big fat weasel said...

"Minus the pornstar part."

he has acted in his own porn productions

i've seen them

big fat weasel said...

Wait. How is Atlanta a 10 point dog?



uh-oh typo!

big fat weasel said...

i hate paul berra i want to fire him

big fat weasel said...

KNICKS!

big fat weasel said...

KNICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BLUE said...

"new boss is not a worker"



welcome to the party pal

big fat weasel said...

cant believe j kidd hit that dagger three

big fat weasel said...

"welcome to the party pal"

love that line in Die Hard

big fat weasel said...

yes im not happy
im happy im on track for promo and happy i finally have a team i can call my own but the sturcture above me i just dont trust, im nervous, im anxious there is alot of money at stake for me

huge point in my career and not much out there in terms of leaving

end woe
(sorry keef to bother you)

big fat weasel said...

continuing, eye muffs keef

its a feast or famine, either i get the promotion and a healthy raise/bonus or i dont and i sit here and wallow in mediocracy for another year while get abused like a dirty hunts point hooker and that can only open the door to an onshore move to another location where i wouldnt want to go

(end)

Meiz said...

Tellin' you man. Find a gig with less responsibility, less stress, in the hearland, take a pay cut, AND still be living high off the hog. House, yard, lawn, all that middle America shit. It's fuckin' great from what I hear and observe.

Meiz said...

You'll even be able to vote Republican in a state where Republicans actually WIN. You'd eat this shit up, man.

BLUE said...

yep, kansas sounds nice

tem said...

we don't want LP in the midwest. he'd kill the buzz.

BLUE said...

"You'll even be able to vote Republican in a state where Republicans actually WIN"

says the guy whose state won the election for obamer

tem said...

he'd just bitch about how it doesn't have as much stuff as NYC and how OG is bad.

BLUE said...

ohio is not the midwest.

it's the eastwest

BLUE said...

west = west of rockies

midwest = east of rockies to the MS river

eastwest = east of the MS but not on the coast.

east = coast

south = whocares

tem said...

eastwest is not a thing.

tem said...

"Ohio (i/oʊˈhaɪ.oʊ/) is a state in the Midwestern United States."


blessed be

big fat weasel said...

"Tellin' you man. Find a gig with less responsibility, less stress, in the hearland, take a pay cut, AND still be living high off the hog. House, yard, lawn, all that middle America shit. It's fuckin' great from what I hear and observe."

moving is not the answer

big fat weasel said...

relax tem, nobody wants to live in ohio

tem said...

thank goodness. you would get killed in ohio.

big fat weasel said...

im sure

big fat weasel said...

fucking kansas

big fat weasel said...

im worried about jacksonville being too country and you want me to move to kansas?

no thanks

tem said...

"im sure"

it is awesome that you have no idea how life is outside of your big city bubble.

Keef said...

Each year, 200,000 people are hospitalized from flu-related complications.

Meiz said...

"says the guy whose state won the election for obamer"


A) That was Ohio

B) We have a batshit crazy, far right Governor.

Meiz said...

"im worried about jacksonville being too country and you want me to move to kansas?"

Maybe you need some country in your life. Some times you just gotta get drunk and play with some guns and crash around on a 4 wheeler

Keef said...

it is awesome that you have no idea how life is outside of your big city bubble.


^

Keef said...

Fucking bubble boy

Meiz said...

"relax tem, nobody wants to live in ohio"

Ohio sounds nice enough. Plus, Cbus is a fast food test market. Winner.

Meiz said...

"relax tem, nobody wants to live in ohio"

4 words. Lake. Erie. Jumbo. Perch.

big fat weasel said...

"it is awesome that you have no idea how life is outside of your big city bubble."

except that i lived in Florida 3 years of my life

but yeah except for that i guess i have no idea well and except for family members that live in the country when i visit them i guess i took nothing from that either oh it's not like i haven't been to at least 12 states so i guess that too

you're totally right good call

Keef said...

where else have you lived as an adult?

big fat weasel said...

i have a short list of about 6 places i'd consider living and all of them are in or around a major city

big fat weasel said...

"where else have you lived as an adult?"

Florida

Tyler said...

Hostess going out of business is Rev's 9/11. He will never forget.

Tyler said...

Hostess going out of business is Rev's 9/11. He will never forget.

big fat weasel said...

sad

Tyler said...

"KNICKS!

KNICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ok, so I was wrong. The Knicks could win 50.

Tyler said...

Hey, double comment.

big fat weasel said...

apology accepted

big fat weasel said...

fun fact, J Kidd hasn't missed the playoffs in 15 years

BLUE said...

"A) That was Ohio"

nah, once Wisconsin reported, it was almost unpossible for obamer to lose

Tyler said...

Knicks are already 12% of the way to 50 wins.

big fat weasel said...

is that really bynums hairdo?

looks like javier bardem in no country for old men

Meiz said...

"nah, once Wisconsin reported, it was almost unpossible for obamer to lose"

Yay Wisconsin

Aitch said...

" it's in the movies...southie is a real thing"

Southie refers to South Boston, not to a person FROM South Boston.

Tyler said...

They have a cushy schedule too. For every playoff team they face, there's two to three terrible teams in a row following or preceding.

tem said...

"but yeah except for that i guess i have no idea well and except for family members that live in the country when i visit them i guess i took nothing from that either oh it's not like i haven't been to at least 12 states so i guess that too"


i guess you are a poor learner then. sorry to hear that.

your every day comments and posts lead many people to believe that you have no idea what life is like outside of your bubble.

if it is truly an inaccurate assumption on pretty much everyone's part then you have only yourself to blame.

Tyler said...

Week of the 26th:

@Brooklyn
@Milwaukee
home vs. the Wiz
home vs. the Suns
@Charlotte

tem said...

"Hostess going out of business is Rev's 9/11. He will never forget."

my aunt has worked at the hostess store for like 50 years.

i guess it is time for her to retire.

Tyler said...

is that really bynums hairdo?

Yes, there is even a fake twitter account. @PimpAndrewBynum

big fat weasel said...

"Stephen MacRay: Fuckin' southie kids, they wanna run everything."

aitch:

so he is referring to kids from south boston?

Tyler said...

The Mayans were right. This Hostess thing is just the beginning.

Keef said...

I like when T shows up, but then all he says in NBA garble

tem said...

"Southie refers to South Boston, not to a person FROM South Boston"

urban dictionary is quite clear that it is a person FROM south boston.

"White Irish Catholic people from South Boston neighborhoods"



it also says this, but it gets a lot of down votes:

"a) Large, fake, scarred breasts; as if performed by a bargain-bin plastic surgeon.
b) Fake boobs that look fresh from the cutting bin.
c) Artificial breasts that appear as if they once sported a zipper."

Keef said...

*is

Meiz said...

"@Milwaukee"

Bucks win. Melo wants no parts of Larry Sanders and Brannin. Bucks had him shook as fuck last year, just punking him. Larry will clobber him twice.

Tyler said...

I like when T shows up, but then all he says in NBA garble

Hey I talked about that Hostess thing.

And I like the NBA.

big fat weasel said...

"if it is truly an inaccurate assumption on pretty much everyone's part then you have only yourself to blame."

no clue what would make you think or anyone else think i dont know what life is like outside of brooklyn

cuz i say everything is better here i guess

Tyler said...

"Bucks win."

I was mainly pointing out the Wiz/Suns/Bobcats part that they can sleepwalk through and go 3-0.

tem said...


57 seconds in is gross

tem said...

"no clue what would make you think or anyone else think i dont know what life is like outside of brooklyn"

i'm not going to waste my time explaining.

big fat weasel said...

perfect cuz i dont want to hear it

big fat weasel said...

"Bucks win."

bet?

big fat weasel said...

57 seconds in is gross


temfast

Meiz said...

"bet?"

Certainly. Although I like Bucks a smidge better @ MSG.

ns

tem said...

seriously?

tem said...

well it was never posted from ohio so it is better now.

Aitch said...

Really?

"southie

Term used to describe South Boston, a part of Boston, MA. Southie is well known for its bars and the Irishmen that live in them.

Man, there sure are a lot of drunken mics here in Southie."

Meiz said...

"cuz i say everything is better here i guess"


Yep, El Pad would have definitely complained about Bill's and Fremont St. No doubter.

Keef said...

all day

Keef said...

speaking of all day, mize got super offended like when I called Adrian Peterson "AP"

Aitch said...

""Stephen MacRay: Fuckin' southie kids, they wanna run everything."

aitch:

so he is referring to kids from south boston?"

Yes. I mean, if your use is accurate, wouldn't he just say "Fuckin' southies."?

Aitch said...

" no clue what would make you think or anyone else think i dont know what life is like outside of brooklyn

cuz i say everything is better here i guess"

Fuckin brooklyns

Meiz said...

"speaking of all day, mize got super offended like when I called Adrian Peterson "AP""


That is not an acceptable thing to call that man. AD, Purple Jesus, and PJ. Not AP.

Aitch said...

" speaking of all day, mize got super offended like when I called Adrian Peterson "AP""

Yea what was that all about? He got HEATED

big fat weasel said...

"Yep, El Pad would have definitely complained about Bill's and Fremont St. No doubter."

you guys are ridiculous

Aitch said...

" That is not an acceptable thing to call that man. AD, Purple Jesus, and PJ. Not AP."

Ok, AM.

Aitch said...

" you guys are ridiculous"

So is your face.

tem said...

I thought meiz liked the Packers?

Keef said...

Ok, AM.


Ha!

Aitch said...

" you guys are ridiculous"

I read this as "youz guyz ah ree-DICK-u-lis."

Keef said...

you guys are ridiculous



There was no doubt in anyone's mind that you would have been nonstop complaining about most of the places we went

ns

Keef said...

That is not an acceptable thing to call that man. AD, Purple Jesus, and PJ. Not AP.



Yeah what was I thinking calling him by his initials?

Meiz said...

"Yea what was that all about? He got HEATED"


Actually no. Feel free to substitute your own reality tho

Meiz said...

"Yeah what was I thinking calling him by his initials?"

UNACCEPTABLE!

Aitch said...

" Actually no. Feel free to substitute your own reality tho"

Um, Keith and I were both there and agree you got worked up.

big fat weasel said...

"There was no doubt in anyone's mind that you would have been nonstop complaining about most of the places we went

ns"

you dont know me
because i hate subway and subpar italian food i get labeled as a prissy

not cool

Aitch said...

because of pretty much everything i say i get labeled as prissy

*fizzled

Aitch said...

I bet that if EP had gone with us, at least twice over the weekend something to the effect of "man, the casinos in A.C. are better than this joint."

big fat weasel said...

that's bullocks

the casinos in ac suck balls

Jugdish said...

i bet lp would have bought several rounds of drinks though

Aitch said...

You cannot call Atlantic City AC! UNACCEPTABLE!

/Mize

Keef said...

i bet lp would have bought several rounds of drinks though




Probably.

Jugdish said...

You cannot call Atlantic City AC! UNACCEPTABLE!

/Mize



funny

Keef said...

i bet lp would have bought several rounds of slushy drinks though



*fized

Keef said...

I'm not gonna lie, though. That slush bar in Bill's looked good

Aitch said...

Good fix

big fat weasel said...

i bet lp would have bought several rounds of drinks though

fo sho

big fat weasel said...

That slush bar in Bill's looked good


slush puppies!!!!!!!

Jugdish said...

did anyone get some fried oreos out there on freemont?

Aitch said...

" I'm not gonna lie, though. That slush bar in Bill's looked good"

You probably would have gotten clowned by another bartender...

Dude behind the bar at one of the places on Fremont totally shamed Keith out of buying a margarita. Then shamed him again when we all ordered Jager and he wanted a bomb. I don't think he liked Keith for some reason.

Keef said...

Yeah that guy was cool, though, even though he clowed* me

Keef said...

The fucking margarita was .99 cents. I just wanted to get drunk for cheap

Jugdish said...

Then shamed him again when we all ordered Jager and he wanted a bomb.


good call, keef

/tyler

Aitch said...

"The fucking margarita was .99 cents. I just wanted to get drunk for cheap"

I get it. It was still funny.

Keef said...

It was still funny.


^

Keef said...

That dude had hipster glasses though. So fuck him

Aitch said...

Not as funny as that old fuck calling me fat, but still funny.

Fucking old guy.

Aitch said...

I take solice in the fact that he'll be dead soon.

Keef said...

Can't believe how much those bartenders make. Jeezaloo

Keef said...

I take solice in the fact that he'll be dead soon.



Whatta think about solace?

Tyler said...

"The fucking margarita was .99 cents. I just wanted to get drunk for cheap"

So, why didn't you just sit down and the slots and wave down a waitress?

Aitch said...

Sorry, Tem and Jug. That wasn't a very Christian thing for me to say.

Tyler said...

"That dude had hipster glasses though. So fuck him"

Hipsters must die.

Keef said...

Not as funny as that old fuck calling me fat


You standing there for like 10 seconds with the ::fat bastard:: look on your face was awesome

Tyler said...

Should have clowned him for wearing hipster glasses.

Keef said...

So, why didn't you just sit down and the slots and wave down a waitress?



I have some pride. Some

Tyler said...

But he probably pulls a lot of tail because of those glasses + the bartender gig, so really, who's the asshole?

Aitch said...

" Whatta think about solace?"

Damn it! Knew it didn't look right.

I did it on purpose! /El H

Keef said...

pretty sure I've got TMJ going on right now. Shit hurts

Aitch said...

" You standing there for like 10 seconds with the ::fat bastard:: look on your face was awesome"

I fully admit it. I was shook.

tem said...

"Sorry, Tem and Jug. That wasn't a very Christian thing for me to say."

no skin off my back. judge not lest ye be judged

Aitch said...

" pretty sure I've got TMJ going on right now. Shit hurts"

Jaw clicking?

Aitch said...

" Can't believe how much those bartenders make. Jeezaloo"

Seriously. Mize could live comfortably on half that.

Aitch said...

" But he probably pulls a lot of tail because of those glasses + the bartender gig, so really, who's the asshole?"

His name was Zane. I don't know if that helps or hurts him getting ass.

Jugdish said...

"Sorry, Tem and Jug. That wasn't a very Christian thing for me to say."

no skin off my back. judge not lest ye be judged


plus he capitalized the "C" in Christian, so I think we're good here

Keef said...

His name was Zane. I don't know if that helps or hurts him getting ass.



Zane? WFT

Meiz said...

Goddamn, I want to be a Union bartender like a motherfucker.

Tyler said...

"His name was Zane."

Ok, he's the asshole.

Keef said...

Jaw clicking?


Yeah. Been grinding the shit out of my teeth the last few weeks.

Keef said...

Every third summit should be in Vegas

big fat weasel said...

"I don't think he liked Keith for some reason."


wow that's odd

big fat weasel said...

fucking hipsters

big fat weasel said...

margaritas are suite

Meiz said...

margaritas are suite when you can make them yourself, not some wack ass bartender with measured amounts of alcohol.


FIXEDDDDDDD

Keef said...

yeah those shot pourers with the magnet piece are laaaaaaaaaaame

Aitch said...

So I called my brother yesterday cuz I needed to verify his mailing addy in DC for life ins. shit. He says hey I have some wild news for you. Your an uncle. I say congrats and ask when his wife is due. He says no, we already had a baby a couple months ago. They went through the whole pregnancy without telling anyone.

Should I be offended? Honest opinions.

Jugdish said...

Should I be offended? Honest opinions.


did they not tell anyone, or just you? if they just didn't tell you I'd be a little offended if i were you. if they didn't tell anyone I find that a little odd

Meiz said...

"Should I be offended? Honest opinions."

Probably not, but knowing you, you will insist on being offended.

Aitch said...

" Every third summit should be in Vegas"

Agreed.

Rev complaining about us choosing Nashville for next year is hilarity.

Meiz said...

I've never heard one mention of a brother, so you evidently don't communicate and whatnot.

Aitch said...

" wow that's odd"

No, it isn't odd once Keith opens and runs his mouth. But this was on sight. Keith only politely order drinks and dude hated him.

No surprise that Keith walked away though.

Jugdish said...

I've never heard one mention of a brother, so you evidently don't communicate and whatnot.



yeah, im a little offended you never told us you have a brother


s

Meiz said...

" Every third summit should be in Vegas"

There should be something broken, by hook or crook, every summit.

Patio chair, van window lever, dresser...

Jugdish said...

No surprise that Keith walked away though.



ha

Meiz said...

"and dude hated him."

You should turn down the exaggeration machine. Everything doesn't need to be sensationalized, man.

Jugdish said...

Patio chair, van window lever, dresser...



dresser story, please

Aitch said...

" if they didn't tell anyone I find that a little odd"

Apparently they told her parents, but no one on our side of the family. I dunno if he told my dad or not. He said it's cuz they're susperstitious and didn't want to jinx anything.

Jugdish said...

You should turn down the exaggeration machine. Everything doesn't need to be sensationalized, man.



Why even mention that? BFD!!!!

Meiz said...

"dresser story, please"

tem?



I wish I hadn't had a change of heart and deleted the shaming video.

Aitch said...

" You should turn down the exaggeration machine. Everything doesn't need to be sensationalized, man."

Should we get into the laundry list of things you should do, homie?

Jugdish said...

Apparently they told her parents, but no one on our side of the family. I dunno if he told my dad or not. He said it's cuz they're susperstitious and didn't want to jinx anything.


a lot of people don't tell anyone during the first trimester, but not telling anyone is a little odd

Aitch said...

"Everything doesn't need to be sensationalized, man."

" That is not an acceptable thing to call that man. AD, Purple Jesus, and PJ. Not AP."

"UNACCEPTABLE!"

Meiz said...

Okay, you're playing dumb. I'll just ignore you for a while.

Aitch said...

"a lot of people don't tell anyone during the first trimester, but not telling anyone is a little odd"

Yea, first trimester thing I get. But whole pregnancy and a couple months after bith is really strange.

Jugdish said...

Okay, you're playing dumb. I'll just ignore you for a while = damn, I don't have a comeback

Aitch said...

" I'll just ignore you for a while."

Mission accomplished.

Meiz said...

"damn, I don't have a comeback"

No, just don't feel like it. It's pointless.

Aitch said...

" Okay, you're playing dumb. I'll just ignore you for a while = damn, I don't have a comeback"

Jug knows.

Aitch said...

" No, just don't feel like it. It's pointless."

This is on par with EP's "I did it on purpose" responses.

Aitch said...

" No, just don't feel like it. It's pointless."

So no comeback. Got it. /Keith

big fat weasel said...

"Should I be offended? Honest opinions."

hell yes unless you too dont speak

Aitch said...

" hell yes unless you too dont speak"

We speak every few months or so.

big fat weasel said...

hell yes then

hell yes

Keef said...

I also had no idear H had a brother

Keef said...

"Should I be offended? Honest opinions."



If they told noone, then probably not. But you do have thin skin

Keef said...

Probably because it's so stretched out over the mass underneath

Keef said...

/old elevator guy

Aitch said...

So one yes, one no, and one that's odd. Hmmmm. Haha.

Keef said...

dresser story, please



Yes, this.

Keef said...

No, it isn't odd once Keith opens and runs his mouth


When did I ever open & run my mouth

Aitch said...

" When did I ever open & run my mouth"

I never said you did to the bartender. That was my point. He had no reason to dislike you.

Keef said...

mize telling someone to tone down the sensationalization is hilarity

Keef said...

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO!

Keef said...

I never said you did to the bartender. That was my point. He had no reason to dislike you.



Oh. I guess he just didn't like the cut of my jib

Keef said...

push

Aitch said...

"mize telling someone to tone down the sensationalization is hilarity"

Keith knows.

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