Monday, November 05, 2012

Doug Martin Is My Hero

Seriously, Doug Martin is singlehandedly saving my fantasy season.  I have nothing other than KUBIAK to thank for him & Reggie Bush. I was busy drafting WRs, and needed RBs. I went Bush, Big Ben, Martin.  Holy fuck.  I'm still not out of the weeds yet, though.  Brandon Pettigrew has been a huge disappointment this year.  Only 2.1 points today.  That's 1 catch for 11 yards.  I blame Linehan & Stafford.

WHATTA GOTTA WEEKEND IN VEGAS???

I'm amped.  I can't wait to get some ya-HUGE jollies from watching Tyler try to keep from laughing when H talks.  That shit's hilarious.

DOUG FUCKING MARTIN!!!  I LOVE THAT KID!!!  SAVING MY SEASON!!!


I'm catering to Tem & Jugbeth from here on out.  The following is a small collection of current country songs I can most tolerate(not including Pontoon). This is relevant because the radio throughout the warehouse & my office area is on FM 106.1 on Tuesdays.  Here we go, in no particular order.

Easton Corbin - Lovin' You Is Fun


Miranda Lambert - Fastest Girl In Town
DISCLAIMER- I don NOT endorse any of the behavior in this song or video.  Just a song I can deal with at work.


Randy Houser - How Country Feels
The chick in this video... Lordy lou. She's a little short, but my goodness.


Eric Church - Creepin'


OH, FUCK IT, LET'S ROCK PONTOON! This is my cut!  Really, this was a YA-Huge summer song of 2012.


And finally, SUMMIT III: VEGAS!
Here's a potential look at Meiz & Aitch left alone with time to kill






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Jorts couldn't save us! said...

country music is the worse*

Beth said...

Re country music, I'm not too into country music (well, since I'm posting as Beth and not Jug right now), but lately I've been listening to some Luke Bryan and am liking his stuff more and more.

Aitch said...

"country music is the worse*"

TWHNBS

Meiz said...

Country > Metal

Science.

Aitch said...

I'm not into Metal either, stereotype boy.

Aitch said...

There is a difference between hard rock and metal.

Meiz said...

I am seriously thinking about getting a Doug Martin white & orange jersey. He's the best.

Meiz said...

"I'm not into Metal either, stereotype boy."

I was giving an example, but since you're feeling sensitive this morning-

Country >>>>>>>>>>>>> Hard Rock

Keef said...

I swear to god if you're jinxing Doug Martin I'll kill you

Keef said...

Man, H is really into reminding folks about his bday

BLUE said...

doug martin

El Padrino said...

BUT BLOUNT PUNCHED A GUY!

Meiz said...

You guys think Doug Martin ever brings the punching episode up with Legarrette Blount? Do you even think they talk to each other?

Meiz said...

DOUBLE DRAGON

El Padrino said...

what an egg the gmen laid yesterday
so annoying

tem said...

should i trade stafford, graham and harvin for martin?

would the guy that has martin take that trade?

El Padrino said...

why trade for martin?

that's like buying a stock at it's 52 week high

El Padrino said...

the college slate was pretty good

BLUE said...

started to play week 7 after the broncos game and cmblue came home and made me quit.

so i'll have 2 restarts

BLUE said...

"You guys think Doug Martin ever brings the punching episode up with Legarrette Blount? Do you even think they talk to each other?"


probably, just like he reminds legarratte that he was an undrafted free agent and makes about 1/50th of what Doug is bringing home now

El Padrino said...

fucking cmblue

Meiz said...

"probably, just like he reminds legarratte that he was an undrafted free agent and makes about 1/50th of what Doug is bringing home now"

Exactly.

Meiz said...

"what an egg the gmen laid yesterday
so annoying"

This is why nobody trusts them. They lay 3 or 4 eggs a year, and nobody knows when they're coming.

BLUE said...

do you ever know when a chicken's egg is coming?

BLUE said...

i'd have guessed the GMen would lose yesterday.

with a prediction that they'd run out of gas in the 4th quarter...

because there is no gas in Jersey

El Padrino said...

ceicly strong pushing nadim persad from the top on the SNL I wanna fuck you list

keef how you feel about that

El Padrino said...

if you are looking for anthonypadrino.com it wont be there the domain expired and i dont know how to get it back

El Padrino said...

funny though the ny media

one giant loss, against a pretty good AFC team and there season is in PERIL

oh my the giants schedule does not get any easier



why do i even click on the links

El Padrino said...

the fuck did K State come from

El Padrino said...

I owe tem and Kod a name pic change

never question the EL PICKS

El Padrino said...

i think tonights game is gonna be hdh

El Padrino said...

saw 7 christmas commercials last night



W F T

Tyler said...

I can't wait to get some ya-HUGE jollies from watching Tyler try to keep from laughing when H talks.

Yes, this happened quite a lot last year.

Tyler said...

FYI: I'm gonna try and leave Sunday night at like 6 or 7. I don't know if that means Aitch can check out Sunday morning and take my spot; I forgot what Keef is doing.

El Padrino said...

"We are well on our way to having more than 20,000 Starbucks stores on six continents by 2014."

Beast

Tyler said...

This means I have to start drinking a lot of water Sunday.

El Padrino said...

"I can't wait to get some ya-HUGE jollies from watching Tyler try to keep from laughing when H talks.

Yes, this happened quite a lot last year."

imagine if i were there, you'd piss yourself from laughing so hard with the two ridiculous accents

El Padrino said...

IRON CHEF!

El Padrino said...

Top Chef wed.

DET

Tyler said...

imagine if i were there, you'd piss yourself from laughing so hard with the two ridiculous accents

Yeah, if the two of you got into a heated realtime argument, my head would probably explode.

Keef said...

Based on global sales, Snickers is projected to become the No. 1 candy brand in 2012.

Keef said...

keef how you feel about that



OK. Your taste doesn't have to be the same as mine

Keef said...

what an egg the gmen laid yesterday



I know right. Wasn't it glorious?

Keef said...

and there season is in PERIL



Bad typer

Keef said...

I can't wait to get some ya-HUGE jollies from watching Tyler try to keep from laughing when H talks.

Yes, this happened quite a lot last year.




And H was giving me the evil eye whenever I thought about laughing

Keef said...

blue, give me a name/pic

El Padrino said...

"OK. Your taste doesn't have to be the same as mine"

always, always, always have to be venus/mars with you

cat/dog?

what do you think about cecily strong?

i wasnt asking if you agree with me

Keef said...

FYI: I'm gonna try and leave Sunday night at like 6 or 7. I don't know if that means Aitch can check out Sunday morning and take my spot; I forgot what Keef is doing.



I leave at like 7:00 Sunday night

El Padrino said...

"I know right. Wasn't it glorious?"

no i said it was annoying

El Padrino said...

what time is it in AZ now with the daylight shit

Tyler said...

I leave at like 7:00 Sunday night

Ok, so I guess we can check out Sunday morning.

Tyler said...

8:40

Keef said...

what time is it in AZ now with the daylight shit



8:10

Keef said...

I leave at like 7:00 Sunday night

Ok, so I guess we can check out Sunday morning.




Pretty sure tem reserved all the rooms through Monday

El Padrino said...

pic for both kod and tem

name is EL PICKS for kod

tem your name is EL PAD PICKS WINNERS

Keef said...

always, always, always have to be venus/mars with you

cat/dog?

what do you think about cecily strong?

i wasnt asking if you agree with me



You said she's at the top of the list ahead of Nasim and asked what I felt about that. You didn't ask what I thought about her in general

Keef said...

But she's ok

El Padrino said...

thought you'd read that and say

yeah she's pretty hot but nasim still my bitch

instead you threw up the notre dame fists

El Padrino said...

speaking of ND, what a game

college kickers suck when the cash is on the line

Tyler said...

Pretty sure tem reserved all the rooms through Monday

So I should just stay the night, hit the buffet and leave as early as I can Monday morning?

Keef said...

speaking of ND, what a game



Fucking Pitt. That RB is a fucking retard. 3rd and long in OT and they're on the the right hash. They hand the ball off and he starts going left and then cuts back right and is tackled on the right hash. Put the fucking ball in the middle of the field, douche.

Keef said...

So I should just stay the night, hit the buffet and leave as early as I can Monday morning?



No

/cmt

El Padrino said...

"Man busted impersonating Red Cross, trying to rob evacuated homes..."

has to be the lowest of the low right?

right?
there was another FEMA wanna be going into small business and robbing them blind

i hate everyone

Keef said...

fucking new yorkers

El Padrino said...

Fucking Pitt.

he's no Dwyer or Lewis

i kept waiting for the camera to pan to a stone faced dave wannsdtedt just for laughs

Meiz said...

"Man busted impersonating Red Cross, trying to rob evacuated homes..."

Brilliant

El Padrino said...

yeah real brilliant
the ADA will put this guy away for 20 years and no one will blink

Tyler said...

"No

/cmt"

There are details, which I will fill in at the Summit.

Meiz said...

So Vegas temps this week are in the 80s, and then they hit us with the fifty niner on Friday?

I see what's going on here.

Meiz said...

cmt is pregnant, Tyler is getting jugvorced, or Tyler got Zeke'd from his job.

El Padrino said...

nicely written storm recap

probably tired of hearing about it or reading about it but i'll link it anyway

tem said...

"that's like buying a stock at it's 52 week high"

because it is a 1 person keeper league, my team is pretty much out of the playoffs and Martin is probably the best real keeper availble (when you take into account draft position)

Tyler said...

The first one, but it's only like six or seven weeks right now. So I kind of have to be fully recovered by Tuesday because we have our first doctor's appt.

El Padrino said...

congrats

Keef said...

nice, T

Keef said...

because it is a 1 person keeper league, my team is pretty much out of the playoffs and Martin is probably the best real keeper availble (when you take into account draft position)



Does the dude who has Martin have a good team?

El Padrino said...

not sure why the other guy would trade him, he'll keep him

El Padrino said...

plus he is probably carrying his team

Tyler said...

Thanks. I think I am passed freaking out now.

Keef said...

I'm winning in my $ by 118 pts this week. I have Graham & Maclin playing tonight, he has Brees

::crossing fingers::

(S)

Keef said...

No reason to freak out. It's good times

ns

Tyler said...

So Wade is going to donate his Knicks/Heat game check to Sandy relief. It's like $210k before taxes.

El Padrino said...

that's nice

Meiz said...

Tyler basically took the prospect of a hard liquor free weekend and chucked it off the roof of Bill's. Nice job, T Bone.

Keef said...

that was never a prospect

Meiz said...

Tyler thought it was

Keef said...

He knew in his mind that there wasn't a chance

Meiz said...

You & deluxe should team up as a tandem of joke-crushers. You guys would set records.

Keef said...

Would I need to get a hoop earring?

Keef said...

Front page of WWL is hilarity

tem said...

The dude had Martin on his bench. His team is above average.

tem said...

3 rooms Friday, 3 rooms Saturday, 2 rooms Sunday.

They don't do couches or cots so we have 3 rooms.

El Padrino said...

you think jay z and beyonce get into arguments?

what do they argue about?

Tyler said...

No reason to freak out. It's good times

ns

Right about the time she thought she was pregnant, it was the 10-year anniversary of my Dad's passing. So, lots of conflicting emotions there. Both things hit me harder than I thought they would.

Tyler said...

New Astros looks sweet

Tyler said...

*logo* looks sweet

Keef said...

Everyone gets into arguments

El Padrino said...

"Both things hit me harder than I thought they would."

wait until "THE DAY"

it comes out of every pore and doesn't stop

in a good way

Tyler said...

Word.

Keef said...

wait until "THE DAY"

it comes out of every pore and doesn't stop

in a good way




Tyler will probably throw up

tem said...

"The first one, but it's only like six or seven weeks right now. So I kind of have to be fully recovered by Tuesday because we have our first doctor's appt."

cmtem has a week or two lead.

Keef said...

and cmk is behind a week or two

Keef said...

congrats tem

tem said...

lordzofbabies

Keef said...

LP better not tell cmlp about all this

tem said...

had our appointment friday. they shove a thing up there and you get to see a picture kind of thing. should be able to see the heart beating. we didn't get to hear anything but we saw the heart beat.

i hope all goes well.

Keef said...

and not that anyone would, but for all the FBers, no comments about it on my FB please & thank you

El Padrino said...

congrats tem

jesus you guys were all fucking at the same time

gross

El Padrino said...

"and not that anyone would, but for all the FBers, no comments about it on my FB please & thank you"

too late

i had to in order to draw comparasions to myself

/aitch

Tyler said...

Hey congrats tem.

Tyler said...

Wait, Keith you're going for number 3?

Tyler said...

Tyler will probably throw up

Only if I have a jager-bomb beforehand.

Tyler said...

Yes, no comments on FB. Haven't told ANYONE yet.

El Padrino said...

keef has one child, this would make two

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

congrats, Tyler

Keef said...

Wait, Keith you're going for number 3?



after #2

El Padrino said...

meiz is going to hate all this babymaking talk

tem said...

"and not that anyone would, but for all the FBers, no comments about it on my FB please & thank you"



THAT

tem said...

cmtem will kill me if it popped on the FB page before we tell the family.

apparently it is another few weeks until we tell them.

Meiz said...

Jesus, I'm quitting.

Keef said...

vegas is going to be a shit show

Meiz said...

This is like my fucking facebook timeline minus all the pro-Romney shhit

Keef said...

ha

Meiz said...

"vegas is going to be a shit show"


The last goddamn bastion of freedom for you bums.

Meiz said...

we're going to a goddamn titty bar

Meiz said...

I am beside myself.

Tyler said...

keef has one child, this would make two

What? I thought you guys had already pumped #2 out for some reason. My bad.

Keef said...

The last goddamn bastion of freedom for you bums.



We're not LP & blue

Meiz said...

I wonder how pregnant jugbeth is

tem said...

"we're going to a goddamn titty bar"

this is better than the thunder down under talk you were spouting.

tem said...

"I wonder how pregnant jugbeth is"

they already had spiff

Keef said...

I'd rather lose my money gambling than at a titty bar. At least drinks are included in the casino

Meiz said...

I can't believe it's already noon. goddamn, I love my hours.

tem said...

you can lose money at both places.

also you can go to a titty bar and not lose money.

probably can't win money at the titty bar though.

Meiz said...

LOV Summit III: Sympathy Pains In Vegas

tem said...

"you can lose money at both places."

this was more meant to read as you don't have to choose between the two, we can do both gambling and titties.

El Padrino said...

"We're not LP & blue"

we'll see

tem said...

i need Jimmy Graham to outscore Lance Moore by 0.3 pts.

tem said...

but i also need him not to outscore Garret Hartley by 65.

El Padrino said...

Paul Ryan Goes To Packers Game, Calls Son “Cornhole King”

he heheheee

El Padrino said...

CHUCKSTRONG

Keef said...

also you can go to a titty bar and not lose money.




I can't.

Meiz said...

The skrip club to Keith is Vegas to LP.

Keef said...

pretty much

tem said...

Apparently he goes all Frank the Tank at titty bars.

tem said...

Meiz can teach you to sit in the back and say there are girls like that everywhere.

Keef said...

I'm better than I used to be. I have some restraint now

Keef said...

The key is to stay away from sniffer's row

tem said...

is that the front row?

tem said...

i am unfamiliar with titty bar terminology.

Keef said...

yeah, front row

tem said...

that does make sense.

tem said...


make scents* i should have said.

Keef said...

yes

El Padrino said...

tem you can change your name at your leisure, no worries

Keef said...

goddman weasels

Meiz said...

I think I'm getting sick

Meiz said...

I gotta take some vitamins or something to help fight this.

tem said...

"tem you can change your name at your leisure, no worries"

my apologies. i missed where you actually put one out there for me.

i only saw where you said you had to do it.

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

test

El Padrino said...

you have insurance now meiz

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

college coaches are stupid when it comes to putting kickers on hashes.

1) they seem to forget a lot which hash the kicker likes.

2) they seem to forget college hashes are wider than the goal posts, so putting them on the hash sucks from jump st. keep them in the middle somewhere.

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

oh and they forget that their kickers suck too often.

WVU is a great example. They drove to within a 55 yard FG and then did stupid shit because they thought they were good. Too bad the kicker struggles from past 35.

so he missed that one at the end of regulation and missed one in the first OT.

Keef said...

you have insurance now meiz



Said the guy who thinks doctors are morons

Meiz said...

"you have insurance now meiz"

What kind of maniac goes to the doctor for a cold?

Tyler said...

I think I'm getting sick

You think you're sick now, wait until after Vegas. Casinos are breeding grounds for disease.

Tyler said...

Just sayin'.

Tyler said...

Vitamin C it up for the rest of the week.

Tyler said...

Cash, cards and chips; someone's sneezed on all of them by the time they get to you.

Keef said...

The scrip* club is clean, though

Tyler said...

And I know you're a smoker, but by the end of the weekend it'll be like you just smoked an entire carton of cigs.

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

you know you are old when you load up on Vit C before a trip to vegas.

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

and i will defnitely be taking vitamin c pills this week.

Tyler said...

"The scrip* club is clean, though"

Oh, God yes, they disinfect those poles hourly, yo.

Meiz said...

"Vitamin C it up for the rest of the week."

Definitely. And Airborne.

BLUE said...

i vitamin C everyr day.

not just vegas days

El Padrino said...

"You think you're sick now, wait until after Vegas. Casinos are breeding grounds for disease."

ok my mother in law

El Padrino said...

i vitamin C everyr day.

me too

El Padrino said...

giant costco size chewable ones they taste like tiny lil oranges

EL PAD PICKS WINNERS said...

never been to a Costco /tem

Meiz said...

"never been to a Costco /tem"


They have tons of shredded cheese and tuna

/EP

Meiz said...

The shuttles from McCarran are incredibly affordable. This surprises me.

Meiz said...

6 & 7 dollars only. Does the shuttle driver get tipped?

Keef said...

I told you it was cheap. You can tip the driver if you want

Keef said...

But if you're the last one dropped off, it's a long ride

BLUE said...

"I told you it was cheap. You can tip the driver if you want"


cheap bastard

/h

Meiz said...

"But if you're the last one dropped off, it's a long ride"


I haven't lost the ability to walk yet.

Meiz said...

I'll tip extra if it impresses the ladies.

/Simptastic H

Spaceman Spiff said...

landed sproles baby!!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

dude is gonna win his matchup,stay in first, but is rocking david wilson, andre brown, danny woodhead trio going forward for now

didnt notice this yesterday but he has helu who is on IR and dropped sproles instead, WFT?

Spaceman Spiff said...

how would you rate a romo/leshoure for peyton trade

Keef said...

I haven't lost the ability to walk yet.



The airport is a long walk

El Padrino said...

dropping sphroles has to be a mistake

El Padrino said...

"how would you rate a romo/leshoure for peyton trade"

pretty shitty unless you were landing peyton

Meiz said...

"The airport is a long walk"


I can't get off at another hotel

Spaceman Spiff said...

i would be getting peyton if he accepted, my RB/flex are set now going forward once sproles is back, i have 1 iffy wr spot, but would be easier to upgrade romo i think, dont know which WR i can get for leshoure that would be better than mike williams or maclin

Spaceman Spiff said...

you trade raped me!

Spaceman Spiff said...

had seen episodes, but just started watching the league from the very beginning recently, rafi is the best

Spaceman Spiff said...

almost

Spaceman Spiff said...

bold

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