Tuesday, November 13, 2012

CHILI CHEESE CURLY FRIES

jack in the box has brought back chili cheese curly fries!!!

passed by the local jbox and saw the poster. it’s been about a decade or so (WFT) since they took them off their menu with no warning. I used to eat them on the regular and when one said they no longer had them, I remember going to a second location just to check and being pissed.

They look like this:

but taste like this:

only back for a limited time though, damn

so the lakers hired d’antoni. jim buss is such an unprofessional asshole. hate phil and don’t want to hire him? fine, then don’t meet with him at all. he had an agreement to talk to phil again monday, then he goes and hires d'antoni late sunday night, did this whole thing as a fuck you. jim wants to be like jerry jones, fuck that is SCARY. hope it works out of course but fuck jim, go lakers. whether it works or not, jim is a clown for how he handles things.

mary kate olsen is 26, but tell me her 42 year old boyfriend doesn’t pretend he’s fucking a 12 year old:


terrifying stuff

erykah badu has a huge ass: http://i.imgur.com/eNkav.jpg

that doesn’t count as dat tho since it’s badu. have you ever lied down on the couch and crossed your feet and lied there long enough while watching tv or looking at your phone where your feet aren’t numb but you are not aware of them and without looking at them you would not even be able to tell which foot is on top of the other? anyways, that’s what badu scores on the penis movement scale for me, but whoa, huge ass, someone here might enjoy it.

dem tits:
http://i.imgur.com/jIsX2.jpg

dat ass:
http://i.imgur.com/btam9.gif

russian woman parking, hilarity as usual

wonder if she came back to pick up her passenger whose legs she almost crushed

If that video was a repost

for the blind visitors to our site, s, just love this one

132 comments:

Beth said...

No offense to others who post, but spiff needs a regular spot in the rotation.

Nice post spiff.

tem said...

I thought the same thing.

Meiz said...

Sold!

Meiz said...

"One of the highlights of my weekend was watching legit drunk Tem almost tackle a Korean blackjack dealer."


He looked Hmong to me. Not that it matters.

Meiz said...

So my reading light on my flight to Detroit was evidently broken, and stuck on. It burned the shit out of my finger when I went to turn it off. Therefore, typing is a bitch right now.

Beth said...

"Therefore, typing is a bitch right now."


Woe.

/lov

Jorts couldn't save us! said...

outstanding work, spiff

BLUE said...

great post

Meiz said...

The trust fund bit was obnoxious on Sunday night. We should have recorded that.

Keef said...

Dat was great

BLUE said...

says you

big fat weasel said...

spiff wins

BLUE said...

applying for a CFO job at Sysco in Post Falls, ID.

i'm putting meiz down as a reference

Meiz said...

Awesome. My bosses deleted all of yesterday's scheduled appointments for today, and various future dates. One day. All I ask.

big fat weasel said...

fucking cheifs

Meiz said...

Fucking Cassel. I lost my $FNFL matchup by less than three points because he can't get the rock to Bowe. Fucking Reggie Bush. 1.9 points. Fuck you very much.

Meiz said...

I wish Gorilla AIDS on the people responsible for this fuckery.

big fat weasel said...

i lost again despite scoring the 2nd highest total

i'm now 3rd in the points overall but have a 3-6 record

i hate ff

big fat weasel said...

america loves sex scandals

Keef said...

Alaska is the only state that can be typed on one row of keys.

Aitch said...

I feel like I got hit by a truck. Sign of a good time...

BLUE said...

"america loves sex scandals"

of course

Keef said...

I feel like I got hit by a truck. Sign of a good time...



Poor truck

/old man

Meiz said...

"I feel like I got hit by a truck. Sign of a good time..."

I feel fresh

Meiz said...

I just had Subway for breakfast

big fat weasel said...

eat fresh

Meiz said...

I did

big fat weasel said...

decent OK read T

big fat weasel said...

OKC

tem said...

"burned the shit out of my finger when I went to turn it off. "

lawsuit.

tem said...

"The trust fund bit was obnoxious on Sunday night. We should have recorded that."


it was gold i tell you, gold.

Meiz said...

I was thinking the same thing. Should have held my finger on that light a little longer.

tem said...

southwest pilots seem to be bad at landing. bumpiest landings i've had in awhile.

tem said...

wall

Keef said...

thanksgiving is next week

Aitch said...

yea, the trust thing was a bit obnoxious

Meiz said...

My only smooth landing was in Minneapolis on Friday night. All the other ones, I thought we were dead meat. Coming into Vegas, we bounced way up and got a little crooked. That one was awful.

Meiz said...

"thanksgiving is next week"

Disgusting

Keef said...

Yeah the descent & landing into Vegas was brutal

ns

tem said...

"yea, the trust thing was a bit obnoxious"

you are just mad because we pulled it on your girl and she was all over it.

meiz could have taken her back to the room if you weren't sleeping there.

Keef said...

meiz could have taken her back to the room if you weren't sleeping there.




hahahahahahahahahaha

big fat weasel said...

before the 2007 draft, there was a minor kerfuffle when it was discovered that Durant couldn’t bench-press 185 pounds, the standard predraft litmus test, even a single time. (The next pick in the draft, Al Horford, lifted it 20 times.)


wussbag

BLUE said...

the fuck is a kerfuffle

big fat weasel said...

ny times word

Keef said...

blue, you gonna get that NCAA game in this month?

Keef said...

Just noticed that a dude dropped Sproles in my $ league on Sunday. I've got the #2 waiver spot, glad I didn't waste it on Fitzpatrick last week. Hopefully #1 person isn't paying attention

BLUE said...

yep, i'll geter done tonight

twas out of town over the long weekend

big fat weasel said...

im having lunch issues

hurricane knocked out 2 of the spots and to begin with this place was a lunch deprived mess

tem said...

aren't you in NYC, there isn't lunch or gas?

Meiz said...

"you are just mad because we pulled it on your girl and she was all over it.

meiz could have taken her back to the room if you weren't sleeping there."


Lollerskates. I did begin to feel a smidge bad for her having to be around these 2 drunk assholes though.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Just noticed that a dude dropped Sproles in my $ league on Sunday. I've got the #2 waiver spot, glad I didn't waste it on Fitzpatrick last week. Hopefully #1 person isn't paying attention"

we really are in parallel leagues, priority and everything

Meiz said...

But really, I just want to buy it all.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Fucking Cassel. I lost my $FNFL matchup by less than three points because he can't get the rock to Bowe. Fucking Reggie Bush. 1.9 points. Fuck you very much."

did you watch the game, bowe dropped a couple easy ones like he does all the time

Meiz said...

Fuck Jeremy Maclin

Meiz said...

"did you watch the game, bowe dropped a couple easy ones like he does all the time"

I was traveling

big fat weasel said...

"aren't you in NYC, there isn't lunch or gas?"

jersey city

tem said...

"Lollerskates. I did begin to feel a smidge bad for her having to be around these 2 drunk assholes though."

vegas man.

Keef said...

aren't you in NYC, there isn't lunch or gas?



It was fun axing NY people in Vegas if they could get gas

tem said...

you should move to jacksonville. they have gas and food.

Keef said...

and trailer parks

tem said...

i used my credit car for the cab to the airport. 10 minutes later delta is calling me because my card was being used for all sorts of online purchases.

either bills or that cab company has someone stealing credit card info because those are the only 2 places i used that card.

or it is just a coincidence.

Keef said...

That was me

big fat weasel said...

aitch rebooked his flight that was the 1-800 number he called

Meiz said...

Thanks for the paranoia, tem.

Keef said...

I had no idea mize was so neurotic

ns

tem said...

"Thanks for the paranoia, tem."

perhaps a more of a heads up so that you watch your card and catch something if it does pop up.

tem said...

whoever tried to use my card used it in 2 places online and amex denied both charges.

slight pain in the ass because i need a new card now, but that's ok.

Aitch said...

"I had no idea mize was so neurotic

ns"

Then you haven't been paying attention.

Keef said...

Then you haven't been paying attention.



Maybe. I remember he said something last week that made me notice.

Meiz said...

"Maybe. I remember he said something last week that made me notice."

When I was stricken with a touch of panic because my flight wasn't listed on the airport's website, perhaps?

Keef said...

It was something about you worried about missing the flight

Meiz said...

Oh, that too. I hadn't been down towards the airport since Austin, so I had no idea how traffic would be with the new construction, and taking Hwy 41 instead of I-43.

Meiz said...

People kept telling me horror stories.

Keef said...

idiot

Keef said...

wall

Meiz said...

LoV is domicile today

Keef said...

I think you mean docile

/beth

tem said...

email from cmtem:

"sooooo......Is that you puking into the fountain or digging for money???"



Keef said...

ha

Keef said...

walmart has some redonk black friday 1 hour deals

tem said...

whatta gotta be about the race?

big fat weasel said...

walmart has some redonk black friday 1 hour deals

welcome to last week

Keef said...

I don't read the shit you say. You're a big fat weasel

Keef said...

You're no better than Mills

big fat weasel said...

See the Steelers are 15-0 in Monday nighters? pretty good

tem said...

this year? that would be a record.

big fat weasel said...

havent lost since 1991

Keef said...

See the Steelers are 15-0 in Monday nighters? pretty good




Wrong

big fat weasel said...

espn said they havent lost since 1991

Keef said...

espn said they havent lost since 1991



OK. That's not the same as "the Steelers are 15-0 in Monday nighters"

tem said...

they've only played 15 monday nighters since 1991?

i would have figured the steelers would have played every year.

big fat weasel said...

meant to put "like" in front of 15

tem said...

of course you did.

Keef said...

Steelers have probably played on MNF at least 30 times

big fat weasel said...

maybe it was home games
that must be it

home games

Keef said...

MNF has been around for 40 something years. No way the Steelers have only played 15 times

Keef said...

maybe it was home games
that must be it

home games




Ah. Makes more sense

Keef said...

Steelers are 23-5 at home on mnf

tem said...

he meant to say "like"

Keef said...

oh right

Keef said...

But that's what weasels do

big fat weasel said...

weasels dont talk

tem said...

you aren't talking, you are typing.

big fat weasel said...

they dont type either

only primates can do that

tem said...

PICTURE: Judge Judy celebrates 70th birthday in white bikini


you're welcome for not linking it.

tem said...

"only primates can do that"

false. ask any pet owner. their dog and/or cat can totally type and loves to get on the keyboard and type.

big fat weasel said...

jinksy can flush a toilet but he can't type

tem said...

wtf is jinksy?

Keef said...

"only primates can do that

"

wrong

Jugdish said...

big fat weasel said...
weasels dont talk




weird

big fat weasel said...

"wtf is jinksy?"

meet the parents cat

Jugdish said...

D'Antoni surprised by hiring


that's a good sign

Keef said...

They are small, active predators, with short legs.



Perfect description

big fat weasel said...

piece

Keef said...

weasel

Keef said...

funny

Aitch said...

" email from cmtem:

"sooooo......Is that you puking into the fountain or digging for money???""

Sorry buddy!

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

where is that video?

Jugdish said...

did keef vote?

Jugdish said...

My friend posted this on fb and i thought it was hilarity:

"As we approach thanksgiving I'd like to say thanks to baby's momma boyfriend, she's been in a great mood lately and really easy to deal with. Keep it up buddy!!!!"

tem said...

no worries H she thought it was funny. if she was mad she would not have emailed.

BLUE said...

Ok to move on to eek 8 now

Keef said...

I should have replied to h's "who's this" comment on FB w/ "that's the girl mize told the dealer he would kiss"

Meiz said...

Also, H is a ratard

Keef said...

The Miami Marlins and Toronto Blue Jays have agreed to a multiple-player trade that would send shortstop Jose Reyes and pitcher Josh Johnson to Toronto, sources told ESPN.

Also going to Toronto would be pitcher Mark Buehrle, catcher John Buck and infielder-outfielder Emilio Bonifacio.

"Just about any (Marlins) player making money is going to Toronto," a source told ESPN

Aitch said...

" Also, H is a ratard"

Or he was trying to get under your skin. You decide.

tem said...

Marlins trading the farm....actually Toronto is trading the farm.

Jugdish said...

their payroll is expected to be about 30 million next year. at least they got their new stadium.

Jugdish said...

at least they got their new stadium.



and their fans can say "we" when referring to the team

/kod

Jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

go time

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