Tuesday, October 16, 2012

What kind of bug is this?


It looks kinda mean

I downloaded the blogger app for my phone, so if this post is messed up, that's why.

I love watching people try to parallel park. It amuses me. It is not nearly as difficult as people make it out to be. If I can parallel park my Navigator™, you should be able to handle your Prius™. Just sayin'...

I said this on Facebook the other day, but for those of you who don't have time for that shit (EP, Beth), is there a team that shoots themselves in the foot more than the Dallas Cowboys? I mean they are just painful to watch. Between dumb penalties and horrible clock management, they basically gave Baltimore that win. I love how national pundits still try to include Tony Romo in the discussion of "elite" NFL QBs. He doesn't win big games and he folds under pressure. That is not elite.

I'm starting to wonder if Tom Brady has turned into a giant pussy. He definitely has had happy feet this season. For some reason he keeps ducking to get away from defenders that aren't there. It's the oddest thing. He'll be standing in the pocket and all of a sudden he'll just duck, for no rhyme or reason, and then get back up and try to pass it. By then the pocket has usually collapsed and he gets sacked anyway. So he's basically causing himself to be sacked. That needs to stop.

I really don't have much else to say. Can't wait for Vegas. 24 days... I think...

209 comments:

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Mize said...

We have a big dead goose outside by the retaining pond. Looks like there was a struggle.

El Padrino said...

goose meat is delicious

ns

El Padrino said...

goose island brewery is good shit

El Padrino said...

gooseberries make a nice salsa

El Padrino said...

geese is plural for goose

Mize said...

what do you call a bunch of geese?

El Padrino said...

mother goose tales are folklore

El Padrino said...

a gaggle

El Padrino said...

grey goose is a popular french Vodka

Mize said...

I'm surprised you had gaggle Did you google?

El Padrino said...

contrary to reports, a goose cannot lay a golden egg

El Padrino said...

"I'm surprised you had gaggle Did you google?"

no

gaggle sounds like a sex word to me, it's in my vocab vault

Mize said...

A goose can turn it's body upside down to fly while landing.

Mize said...

"gaggle sounds like a sex word to me, it's in my vocab vault"


ydnswidt

El Padrino said...

triple fat goose was a popular brand of outerwear when i was a kid

El Padrino said...

that's all the goose facts i have in me

Mize said...

a baby goose is a gosling

El Padrino said...

hilarity

Mize said...

A Gosselin is a small Asian child

Mize said...

When you shoot a goose the next step is to wring it's neck.

El Padrino said...

david alan grier is an impressive home cook

Jugdish said...

a goose!

El Padrino said...

nice link

El Padrino said...

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Keef said...

In 24 hours, a single bacterium can grow and divide to produce 16 million cells.

Keef said...

A Gosselin is a small Asian child



You would know that

El Padrino said...

tyler perry wielding a shotgun chasing down a skinny mma fighter is hilarity

El Padrino said...

the taken spoof spot on SNL was good

jay p's denzel is magic

are you a shark or a wolk a platypus or a norwal

i rolled

BLUE said...

i liked the SNL skit with the sirens and odysseus is coming home, and they're singing shitty chick songs to lure him

El Padrino said...

me too

lisa loeb song made me giggle

BLUE said...

sudeikis is great. i thought he was leaving the show this season though?

El Padrino said...

was supposed to but got tight the last episode was an ode to kristen wigg and nothing was said about him and samberg leaving so he came back so he can get a proper send off and he is Mitt

also he bangs the shit out of olivia wilde so he wins

Keef said...

And he's banging Olivia Wilde

Keef said...

DOUBLE DRAGON!!

BLUE said...

and he was on eastbound and down, and played himself and his twin brother

Keef said...

Whatta gotta hit up Fremont Street in Vegas

El Padrino said...

blackberry article

this story is both comical and sad

El Padrino said...

for the record blackberry is still king for emails

BLUE said...

blackberry is awful

El Padrino said...

microsoft tablet

Keef said...

New Cleveland Browns owner Jimmy Haslam, whose takeover of the team was officially approved Tuesday, will name Joe Banner the team's CEO/president and current president Mike Holmgren will depart the organization within 24 hours, sources told ESPN NFL Insider Ed Werder.

BLUE said...

it doesn't work great with email unless your company has a blackberry enterprise thing for their mail server.

El Padrino said...

"blackberry is awful"

except for emails

El Padrino said...

damn holmgren got GOT

El Padrino said...

That 1992 vintage of McDonald's McJordan BBQ sauce, which was on eBay yesterday, has actually been sold to an anonymous buyer in Chicago, Illinois for the "Buy it Now" price of $9,995. Mort Bank, a former franchise owner (of McDonald's, not the Bulls), was the seller of the item. He tells the Daily News that "There was a lot of interest," and that he probably would have made even more money had he let it go at auction. Bank said that the anonymous buyer shelled out the ten grand for the jug without asking any questions. So, some have been left wondering: could it have been MJ himself?

Keef said...

Matt Holliday is a bitch

El Padrino said...

"From the point at which the Chargers took a 24-0 lead over the Broncos and needed to advance the clock, San Diego coaches called 28 passing plays and 11 rushes."

it's just unreal how long norv turner has been employed there, is aj smith retarded? like legally speaking his is iq lower than one of retard?

El Padrino said...

me an dthis lady have alot in common

Keef said...

San Diego coaches called 28 passing plays and 11 rushes."



Weren't a majority of those screen passes? Those are basically the same as a run

Mize said...

"Whatta gotta hit up Fremont Street in Vegas"


Yes, it is on my list. I'd like to see it.

El Padrino said...

"Weren't a majority of those screen passes? Those are basically the same as a run"

yes i mentioned this earlier and they didnt work and a few were not completed which stops the clock

Keef said...

Yes, it is on my list. I'd like to see it.



suite. I've nerve* been either

El Padrino said...

old school vegas

Keef said...

I'm in the Norv is awful boat, but I'd put yesterday's loss more on Rivers than Norv. 4 picks and a fumble in the 2nd half, 2 returned for TD

Mize said...

"suite. I've nerve* been either"

SAS

ns


I'm hoping it has a proper amount of kitsch to it. Whatta gotta $1.99 shrimp cocktail? $6.95 lobster dinner?

Mize said...

It better be just like in the movies

Keef said...

NY guy went to Vegas this weekend. Was just telling me about Fremont Street. Said it was alright

Keef said...

SAS

ns



Just don't ever feel like leaving the strip

Mize said...

My expectations are actually pretty low. The light show should be decent.

Mize said...

I enjoyed the weather change inside Caesar's.

Keef said...

I'd like to gamble there. Lower limits, better odds. We definitely gotta get a good craps game going.

El Padrino said...

"I'm in the Norv is awful boat, but I'd put yesterday's loss more on Rivers than Norv. 4 picks and a fumble in the 2nd half, 2 returned for TD"

individually they are bad, together they are fucking awful

rivers audibles into the bad play 75% of the time or he looks to the sideline and throws his hands up, then he throws a bad pass and IMMEDIATELY looks for a flag or stares down his receiver

Mize said...

I know zero about craps. Seems too complicated.

El Padrino said...


you just bet on the outcome of dice

what complicated about it is how many options you have to bet on

Keef said...

I know zero about craps. Seems too complicated.


I used to be the same. It's a simple game. I went for a bach party once and we all went to the table to learn, they opened up a table for us and taught us all how it works. After 5 minutes we were all hooked

El Padrino said...

it's a french game believe it or not made way to us via France into New Orleans

Mize said...

I think we should have a contest to see who can stay on the phone the longest at various sports books.

El Padrino said...

just bet the pass line and hope to catch a hot roller

Mize said...

I want to be like Simmons and bet against the roller.

El Padrino said...

so bet the dont pass line and hope to catch a "cooler"

Keef said...

I think we should have a contest to see who can stay on the phone the longest at various sports books.



?

ToddPacker said...

"I think we should have a contest to see who can stay on the phone the longest at various sports books.



?"

cell phones are not aloud* in sports books... mize wants someone to get thrown out

Keef said...

oic

Keef said...

Didn't know that. I've seen people on there* phones in sports books before

Mize said...

No, I don't want anybody to get thrown out. I was on the phone in the Luxor book, and didn't realize what I was doing until I got scolded over the PA. That was fun.

El Padrino said...

tp ruined the plan

El Padrino said...

wasnt joe banner the eagles guy

Keef said...

wasnt joe banner the eagles guy



You have Google too?

El Padrino said...

im asking

i dont feel like looking it up

Keef said...

ok

Aitch said...

" for the record blackberry is still king for emails"

This. Calendar sync too.

Mize said...

"tp ruined the plan"

Pretty much

Mize said...

I guess I'll play fooyball tonight

Mize said...

I can't believe I'm passing up on buying a case of caramel apples for only $8 right now.

Keef said...

Cmk said she's going to make those this month.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I said this on Facebook the other day, but for those of you who don't have time for that shit (EP, Beth), is there a team that shoots themselves in the foot more than the Dallas Cowboys?'

didnt watch the game last night huh

Mize said...

Gourmet caramel/candy apples is the biggest racket on earth. $13 for a goddamn apple. gimme a friggin break.

El Padrino said...

Mrs. Prindables

Keef said...

H is the king of "did you see my comment? No? Ok I'll repeat it"

Spaceman Spiff said...

old vegas good for gambling, that one place with the cheap popular shrimp cocktail has a small floor, all the tables are close together, so it gets rowdy at night, has strip reject chicks dancing between the tables too

there's a zip line on the street you can do

and that place, mermaids?, has fried oreos and twinkies

is the light show the show they have on the street long screen above? cuz it sucks

go to old vegas at night, for your first time

El Padrino said...

beyonce is super bowl halftime show

Mize said...

"that one place with the cheap popular shrimp cocktail has a small floor"


I was kidding about the scrimp cocktail. I can't do cold shrimp.

Keef said...

He hasn't retired yet, but Jason Giambi is already looking past his playing days.
The 41-year-old will interview with the Colorado Rockies for their vacant managerial job, the Denver Post reported on Tuesday. No date has been set for the meeting.



Champyunship

Keef said...

shrimp cocktail is delicious

Keef said...

LP
Is my opinion on shrimp cocktail satisfactory?

Keef said...

old vegas good for gambling, that one place with the cheap popular shrimp cocktail has a small floor, all the tables are close together, so it gets rowdy at night, has strip reject chicks dancing between the tables too



Perfect. Whatta gotta see H get in a fight?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Eagles fired defensive coordinator Juan Castillo and promoted secondary coach Todd Bowles into the position."

so the D coordinator calls offensive plays, causes vick turnovers, manages timeouts, etc.? eagles should be good to go now guise*!

Mize said...

"Perfect. Whatta gotta see H get in a fight?"


Giants fans taunting.

El Padrino said...

did i see a tweet last night that said bill simmons is getting the abc countdown nba show with wilbon, magic & and some other former NBA'er?

Spaceman Spiff said...

the bar at that place is right next to the tables too

El Padrino said...

"LP
Is my opinion on shrimp cocktail satisfactory?"


shrimp.

is delicious

El Padrino said...

so yes

El Padrino said...

andy reid is another guy getting away with murder

Spaceman Spiff said...

yes, been rumors for a while and new rumor is jalen rose got the last spot over zeke


fucking hate jalen's commentary/analysis style, his shtick

Keef said...

that one place with the cheap popular shrimp cocktail has a small floor, all the tables are close together, so it gets rowdy at night, has strip reject chicks dancing between the tables too



Golden Gate?

Mize said...

Are drinks at least cheap on Fremont?

Keef said...

yes

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea cheaper

Keef said...

gamble and win, and they're paying you to drink

El Padrino said...

simmons is awful on tv

Spaceman Spiff said...

if not to your liking theres a cvs on that street i think

Spaceman Spiff said...

dream scenario is simmons having to cover a lakers finals though

Mize said...

Yeah, I was pretty much planning on toting at least one adult beverage at all times.

Keef said...

I'm almost more excited for Fremont St than Bills

Keef said...

Although NY guy told me that Bills still has the $6.99 steak & eggs, which is awesome.

El Padrino said...

t bone steak, cheese eggs and welchs grape

Keef said...

you can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass. No wait. It's gotta be your bull.

Mize said...

I'm not sure why we should be excited for Bill's

Keef said...

I'm not sure why we should be excited for Vegas. It sucks


/mize

Keef said...

Buster Olney says the Breer's are gonna make a play for Josh Hamilton

Aitch said...

In an almost unbelievable example of it being a small world I just met Kod's parent's neighbors.

NS!

Keef said...

FML

El Padrino said...

see the BSU helmets they are wearing sat blue?

matte black

El Padrino said...

Buster Olney says the Breer's are gonna make a play for Josh Hamilton

uncle joey

El Padrino said...

Call her Keith.

hilarity

El Padrino said...

why would someone let his wife fuck some other man even if it's hulk hogan

anyone see this tape

how does the 26' python perform?
does it run wild?

Mize said...

I don't care if I jinx it, but finally our volume has returned to normal here. Ironically* MPS was killing me for 3 months.

Mize said...

"Buster Olney says the Breer's are gonna make a play for Josh Hamilton"


No they aren't. They might posture, but he'd be no good to have here.

Keef said...

uncle joey



I just got this. Nice work

El Padrino said...

does he get naked or does he rock the boa feathers with banadana and sunglasses

Mize said...

"In an almost unbelievable example of it being a small world I just met Kod's parent's neighbors."


Go on, tell the story.

Keef said...

but he'd be no good to have here.



Yeah, they have more than enough talent already

El Padrino said...

banadana

i am legend

Keef said...

In case you guys missed it, I said I just met Kod's parent's neighbors


/H

Mize said...

"why would someone let his wife fuck some other man even if it's hulk hogan"

It isn't as uncommon as you'd think. It's called cuckolding.

Mize said...

"Yeah, they have more than enough talent already"

Can he pitch?

Already have the #1 offense. NFW he can play RF for the Brewers.

El Padrino said...

"It isn't as uncommon as you'd think. It's called cuckolding."

or swinging or not really married

Mize said...

Can Hamilton play shortstop?

Mize said...

"or swinging or not really married"

Sure

Keef said...

Already have the #1 offense.


How do you figure?

El Padrino said...

i imagine this chick riding hogan and until he sort of passes out, he wakes up, shakes the finger in her face, eyes bulge out, she rides harder and harder, he shakes his head then boom throws her off, flips her around and just starts plowing her from behind

please tell me this happened

i will pay $100 for a copy of this sex tape

Mize said...

"How do you figure?"

They led the league in scoring.

Keef said...

Fucking LP

Mize said...

5th in hits
4th in 2B
1st in HR
2nd in total bases


Mize said...

"Fucking LP"

I will pay $100 for a copy of this sextape

Keef said...

I see

Keef said...

LP will pay good money to see that 26'* python

El Padrino said...

WHATCHA GONNA DO

WHEN THIS DONG RUNS WILD ON YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

El Padrino said...

we should so have a sex tape pool amongst us

Keef said...

you have a problem

Aitch said...

Why does Mize want to pay $100 for a tape of Keef fucking LP?

Keef said...

So he can make a t-shirt out of it and wear to Vegas

Spaceman Spiff said...

"
please tell me this happened

i will pay $100 for a copy of this sex tape"

didnt happen, very business like judging from the clip and summary by <a href='http://gawker.com/5948770/even-for-a-minute-watching-hulk-hogan-have-sex-in-a-canopy-bed-is-not-safe-for-work-but-watch-it-anyway">gawker here</a>

and you wont have to pay anything once it gets released, as usual

Spaceman Spiff said...

fized link

El Padrino said...

note to self

El Padrino said...

business like sex is boring
that kim k tape was so disappointing

Spaceman Spiff said...

she didnt fuck hulk she fucked terry bollea, sorry to diappoint you EP

I imagine this is more in line with what EP wanted

El Padrino said...

imagine this is more in line with what EP wanted


exactly brother

El Padrino said...

i need a ric flair sex tape in my life

anything better than mixing the ric flair WOOO! into the bedroom?

i think not

Mize said...

"Why does Mize want to pay $100 for a tape of Keef fucking LP?"


Yea sorry, I'm not feeling the joke, bro.

El Padrino said...

she didnt fuck hulk she fucked terry bollea, sorry to diappoint you EP

fuck
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BLUE said...

didn't see the matte black helmets they're going to wear this week (re: BSU)

Keef said...

"why would someone let his wife fuck some other man even if it's hulk hogan"


El Padrino said...
i imagine this chick riding hogan and until he sort of passes out, he wakes up, shakes the finger in her face, eyes bulge out, she rides harder and harder, he shakes his head then boom throws her off, flips her around and just starts plowing her from behind


El Padrino said...
WHATCHA GONNA DO

WHEN THIS DONG RUNS WILD ON YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU




Apparently you know why

BLUE said...

that's the Nike Combat helmet they've been wearing for select games, they just normally have it in Gray or Blue

El Padrino said...

blue

El Padrino said...

i wouldnt let my wife get banged by anyone else and that includes hulk hogan

that is my pussy playa

i aint out here simpin'
im out here pimpin'

ya dig

Keef said...

I don't like the bronco on boise's helmets

Keef said...

ASU is doing the blackout thing on Thursday night against the ducks

El Padrino said...

not gonna stop the ducks from running a train through Sun Devil stadium

Keef said...

El Padrino said...
i wouldnt let my wife get banged by anyone else and that includes hulk hogan

im out here pimpin'




conflicting


Keef said...

not gonna stop the ducks from running a train through Sun Devil stadium



Fuck it. I'll bet this game

BLUE said...

they're wearing black unis too trimmed in blue

BLUE said...

"i wouldnt let my wife get banged by anyone else and that includes hulk hogan"

so your wife was a virgin?

Keef said...

they're wearing black unis too trimmed in blue



Who are they playing? Seems like most schools break out the black unis for big games only

BLUE said...

UNLV

big game

BLUE said...

they're at home, and they can't wear all blue at home for MWC games, so they're getting more creative

Beth said...

"i wouldnt let my wife get banged by anyone else and that includes hulk hogan"

Even if that someone else was me?

Keef said...

and they can't wear all blue at home for MWC games


Oh yeah. That stupid rule

El Padrino said...

"Even if that someone else was me?"

hey there

BLUE said...

sudeikis is mitt and he's biden


SNL must have paid him mad cash to stay through this season

Aitch said...

" and they can't wear all blue at home for MWC games"

Why not?

BLUE said...

stipulation when they joined the MWC...

the commish put that in the rules because teams complain that the all blue uniforms blend in with the blue turf.

I'm sure Michigan state has the same problems

Keef said...

MSU wears white pants, I think

Keef said...

But Oregon wears all green

Spaceman Spiff said...

chael vs jon jones

coaching next TUF and fighting in april

don;t see how chael can lay on jones for 5 rounds but thats not what its about, they trying to save TUF and make money


Keef said...

terrible fight

Keef said...

chael keeps getting all these opportunities. Awful.

El Padrino said...

piece

Mize said...

Gonna get waxed in FNFL this week. Had week 7 circled since draft day.

BLUE said...

this is good advice for H

Keef said...

what is this? Dear Abby?

BLUE said...

ann landers

Keef said...

oh

Mize said...

Looking at a (hopefully)cool little apartment on Thursday. Never noticed it before.

Keef said...

nice

Aitch said...

Blue's link went over my head. Who am I trying to get over?

Keef said...

stop it

Mize said...

I'm feeling motivated to drive around looking for hidden rentals in Cedarburg now. Maybe tomorrow after work. Definitely on Saturday.

Mize said...

OK I figged my display settings

Spaceman Spiff said...

bold

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