Wednesday, October 17, 2012

TIGERS OH MY

So say goodnight to the Yahnkees.  They shouldn't have won the ALDS against Baltimore, so it's fitting they get walloped by the Tigers

Lance Armstrong is losing all his credibility.  I don't give a shit, sounds like everyone was cheating, so he's the best of the cheaters.

We have investors in today so I have to keep this short and suite

And, we're done

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Mize said...

I'm tired. My eyes get really fatigued now.

BLUE said...

i'll ncaa tonight so we can move on

El Padrino said...

Investors?

POSSIBLY YOU

El Padrino said...

i want to bang this latin chick upstairs so bad, she is so hot

it takes all my will power to not try to talk to her

El Padrino said...

i almost have a wet day dream thinking about us fucking

El Padrino said...

unrelated we have a guy here named Will Power


ns

El Padrino said...

I think really the difference is, sometimes (Alex Rodriguez) forgets he's the best. ... Where, I don't.


-- Kobe Bryant on Alex Rodriguez

El Padrino said...

Exxon is beasting

Mize said...

Gas is down to $3.39/gallon here

Mize said...

That's still disgusting

El Padrino said...

Like many fans of his band, RZA is also contemplating a possible Wu-Tang Clan reunion, one that might coincide with the 20th anniversary of “Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers).” But the only configuration he said he would accept is one where he has the same degree of control as during the making of that album — which is to say, total.

“I’ve been talking to some of the guys, like, ‘Yo, look, I would suggest that you put down everything you know, and trust me one more time,’ ” RZA said.


I trust you Bobby. Make it happen.

El Padrino said...

"Gas is down to $3.39/gallon here"

$3.98

El Padrino said...

MOVE!

/keef

Jugdish said...

3.50 here

Mize said...

"I trust you Bobby. Make it happen."


The RZA Hits is one of my favorite CDs/Compilations ever. Just bangers all over the place.

Jugdish said...

POSSIBLY YOU


ha!

Mize said...

Bobby Bobby Bobby

Digi Digi Digi

Aitch said...

EP thinks he still has game. I bet Latina chick wouldn't give you the time of day.

El Padrino said...

oh def it's the cream of the crop

I always found myself gravitating towards the RZA's verses when he graced any compilation tracks.

I still think the Bobby Digital album is genius, no one else really does.

Mize said...

I think the apartment I'm looking at tomorrow might be kinda drab. The price is right though. Gonna check on a couple more today after WORK.

El Padrino said...

"EP thinks he still has game. I bet Latina chick wouldn't give you the time of day."

No thinking about it, I got it.

Mize said...

"EP thinks he still has game. I bet Latina chick wouldn't give you the time of day."


This guy and his bad karma. No gambling with H in Vegas.


Any dude can land any woman. Read a book, bro.

Mize said...

"I still think the Bobby Digital album is genius, no one else really does."

Excellent album. We used to thump it in our warehouse when I worked at MGIC back in the dayo.

Beth said...

"Any dude can land any woman. Read a book, bro."

Oh really??? Can you explain this further mize?

This should be interesting...

Mize said...

Just look around. The world is a crazy place. Different people find different things appealing. We all know people that have outkicked their coverage. It happens all the time.

Mize said...

You fuckin' sandbagger.

Mize said...

I have a former friend who is a tremendous douchebag and asshole, who also happens to be winning the game of life. He's married to a woman who is smart, pretty, funny, all that jazz. She would have been the #1 draft pick. He's a dildo. Things just work out that way.

Beth said...

Now see, your explanation is different than what you first said.

El Padrino said...

yeah as a midget, i'd never thought i'd find true love

boy was i wrong

s

BLUE said...

how can they have a wu-tang reunion since ODB died?

Mize said...

"Now see, your explanation is different than what you first said."


No, not really.

BLUE said...

wouldn't be the same

BLUE said...

women aren't into looks/game...they're into money

BLUE said...

ever see a rich dude with an ugly wife?

not very often

BLUE said...

and by rich, i mean RICH, not fake blue kinda rich

BLUE said...

part of that is rich dudes seem to have more confidence, so they're not intimidated by the hot women.

Mize said...

Blue is also correct in his line of thinking

Keef said...

The dots on dice are called pips.

Mize said...

Hell, all a chick needs to think is that some Joe Blow has just a smidge of money and they'll jump aboard.

Mize said...

"The dots on dice are called pips."


Good to know

Keef said...

I knew that

/LP

Aitch said...

" Any dude can land any woman."

I'd like to hear Cubs Chick's opinion on that statement.

Beth said...

I like how suddenly mize is the LOV expert on women.

BLUE said...

mize gets laid all the time, just doesn't brag about it

Aitch said...

"I like how suddenly mize is the LOV expert on women."

^^^

Keef said...

"Now see, your explanation is different than what you first said."


No, not really.




Your first comment said any dude can land any woman. Then you said that they have to have money. So that's different

Keef said...

Oh, blue said they have to have money. Nervemind

Mize said...

"Then you said that they have to have money"

No I didn't. I was just not disagreeing with Blue.

Beth said...

"No, not really"

I took Mize's comment to mean that he was saying any specific guy can land any specific woman.

When what he was really saying is that any level of guy can land any level of woman.

Big difference there.

Mize said...

H and Beth are reading way too far into it. We're not talking specifics here.

If Beth had just met, say EP, never knew him in any way before, and EP absolutely knocked her socks off in the first half hour of meeting, you could be totally all in on him.

Stop tembagging and playing semantics.

Mize said...

"I took Mize's comment to mean that he was saying any specific guy can land any specific woman.

When what he was really saying is that any level of guy can land any level of woman.

Big difference there."


Sorry, I forgot you're a woman.

BLUE said...

if he was a lawyer, this could be true

Beth said...

"Sorry, I forgot you're a woman"


He's not, he's jug!

/LOV

Aitch said...

Show us your jugs!

/LOV

*fixed

BLUE said...

i do think it's about time for another Beth picture

Aitch said...

Blue knows

Keef said...

If Beth had just met, say EP, never knew him in any way before, and EP absolutely knocked her socks off in the first half hour of meeting, you could be totally all in on him.



AMHIIK

Beth said...

AMHIIK

= a monumentally huge if I know?

Keef said...

sure. I was going with mighty, but yours works too

Beth said...

Ouch, Nike just dumped Lance Armstrong, claiming he "misled" them for years.

And he's also stepping down as Livestrong chairman.

Not a good week for him.

Mize said...

So how about them cans?

El Padrino said...

TITS

Keef said...

I got my mail-in ballot yesterday. I think I'm gonna vote for Larkin

El Padrino said...

we had this new shit for dinner last night it was all weird and shit but ok i guess

it started with a s and ended with a d, not sure how to pronounce it
sa-laid?

anyway it was topped with delicious buffalo chicken so i ate it

was still a bit hungry afterward so i ate a bowl of broccoli rabe with sausage and black olives

Keef said...

Olives are probably the 2nd worse* things on earth, just ahead of brussel sprouts

El Padrino said...

and fireworks?

El Padrino said...

brussel sprouts are delicious
what are you 7 years old?

El Padrino said...

glorious little mini cabbages

El Padrino said...

roasted on high for 15 minutes with olive oil, then when you take them out sprinkle with parmesean cheese and lemon

fuck yeah

or sautee with bacon and shallots

Keef said...

anyway it was topped with delicious buffalo chicken so i ate it


On Sunday I made something similar, some southwestern chicken salad. Boat* a rotisserie chicken, took all the meat off, mixed it with black beans, corn, chopped up green pepper & tomato, sliced up avocado, mixed it with salad and threw southwestern ranch dressing on it. It was delicious.

Mize said...

"Olives are probably the 2nd worse* things on earth, just ahead of brussel sprouts"


Olives are delicious.

Keef said...

brussel sprouts are delicious
what are you 7 years old?



Disgusting.

Keef said...

and fireworks?



Nerve said I hate fireworks

El Padrino said...

"threw southwestern ranch dressing on it"

disgusting

Mize said...

I can't do brussel sprouts. It's a mouth feel issue.

Keef said...

disgusting



It's not white

Keef said...

It's a chipotle type dressing

El Padrino said...

anything ranch is gross to the motherfucking G

Keef said...

I can't do brussel sprouts. It's a mouth feel issue.



You'd probably like them if you ate 2 at a time and they were in an edible bag


s

El Padrino said...

real buttermilk dressing is aight
when you start throwing sour cream or mayo in it i walk

Keef said...

when you start throwing sour cream or mayo in it i walk



And I'm 7?

BLUE said...

shit i feel like i've heard this before

Mize said...

"disgusting"


You ever had a quesadilla from Taco Bell?

Yeah, that just happened.

Aitch said...

EP food conversations are always of high comedic value.

El Padrino said...

"And I'm 7?"

mad adults detest mayo

not liking brussel sprouts/veggies is like a scene from an old 50's family sitcom

El Padrino said...

"You ever had a quesadilla from Taco Bell?"

no

beef soft tacos, chalupas mainly

hold the cour cream essay

Aitch said...

" You ever had a quesadilla from Taco Bell?"

I'm guessing if he has, he asked for it w/o sour cream. They do that now ya know...

Keef said...

mad adults detest mayo



Yeah once again you've got it nailed. Adults hate mayo, but they all like every veggie

Aitch said...

Ha

Aitch said...

I love Keith's sarcasm when it is directed at others.

Keef said...

not liking brussel sprouts/veggies is like a scene from an old 50's family sitcom



The guy who hates blacks, actually every minority, and who thinks women are beneath him is saying that I'm out of a scene from an old 50s show?

El Padrino said...

Yeah once again you've got it nailed. Adults hate mayo, but they all like every veggie

apology accepted

El Padrino said...

"The guy who hates blacks, actually every minority, and who thinks women are beneath him is saying that I'm out of a scene from an old 50s show?"

I dont hate blacks and I love me some women. You iz confused.

El Padrino said...

jus saying it's more common to find an adult who does not like a condiment then it is to find one that does not like a vegegtable

El Padrino said...

cour cream


you are welcome

BLUE said...

i don't like brussel sprouts

fucking disgusting

Aitch said...

" jus saying it's more common to find an adult who does not like a condiment then it is to find one that does not like a vegegtable"

Have you done a survey?

BLUE said...

any vegetable that you have to layer cheese and lemon and other shit on it to eat it...that's not a very good vegetable

Aitch said...

"vegegtable"

Knows English.

Aitch said...

" any vegetable that you have to layer cheese and lemon and other shit on it to eat it...that's not a very good vegetable"

This. It's like drenching a steak in A-1

El Padrino said...

"any vegetable that you have to layer cheese and lemon and other shit on it to eat it...that's not a very good vegetable"


sprinkle

sprinkle

not layer


and how many people eat vegetables as is?

El Padrino said...

besides Irish people......

El Padrino said...

so aitch and blue just eat boiled veggies

got it

Keef said...

jus saying it's more common to find an adult who does not like a condiment then it is to find one that does not like a vegegtable



1) than
2) vegetable
3) that is a stupid comment. Let's look at LOV as an example. I would be willing to bet that you're the only one here who doesn't like ranch or mayo. But we've already had 3 people say they don't like brussel sprouts

El Padrino said...

dinner sounds delicious in aitch's kitchen

ritz coated chicken parm with a side of boiled greenery

i'm in

yummy

Keef said...

sprinkle

sprinkle

not layer


and how many people eat vegetables as is?





LP eats steak with hot sauce, just an ounce, on it. So take what he says with a grain of salt

El Padrino said...

"I would be willing to bet that you're the only one here who doesn't like ranch or mayo. But we've already had 3 people say they don't like brussel sprouts"

yeah but LOV is like America, like 72% of the population are idiots

it's lonely on this side keef

also TP does not like mayo

Keef said...

what's the point of eating a vegetable if the only way you can eat it is if you put cheese on it?

El Padrino said...

"LP eats steak with hot sauce, just an ounce, on it. So take what he says with a grain of salt"

this has been clarified numerous times

Aitch said...

All I'm saying, idiot, is that you can't say how something is delicious and then detail the steps on how you go about changing its flavor.

Jugdish said...

I would be willing to bet that you're the only one here who doesn't like ranch or mayo. But we've already had 3 people say they don't like brussel sprouts


I dont like mayo or ranch, but im a picky eater. I also dont like brussel sprouts

El Padrino said...

"what's the point of eating a vegetable if the only way you can eat it is if you put cheese on it?"

who said that was the only way

if you are just going on the taste of it boiled or raw then shit you wouldnt like alot of things

Keef said...

yeah but LOV is like America, like 72% of the population are idiots


Wait. So now you're saying that more people dislike veggies? That's what it looks like.




also TP does not like mayo

3 is still > than 2

El Padrino said...

"All I'm saying, idiot, is that you can't say how something is delicious and then detail the steps on how you go about changing its flavor."

yes i can

that is called cooking

El Padrino said...

3 is still > than 2


JUG tied the game!

Keef said...

if you are just going on the taste of it boiled or raw then shit you wouldnt like alot of things



Other than olives & brussel sprouts, and sometimes asparagus, I can eat any veggie w/o dousing it in cheese or butter or salt or whatever.

Keef said...

JUG tied the game!



Maybe finish reading his comment you fucking dumb shit

Mize said...

"no

beef soft tacos, chalupas mainly"


Bull. Shit. How can you say you love Taco Bell, but only get like two items off the menu?

Mize said...

"I'm guessing if he has, he asked for it w/o sour cream. They do that now ya know..."


What? That doesn't make sense.

El Padrino said...

"Wait. So now you're saying that more people dislike veggies? That's what it looks like."

actually what it seems is the more and more we talk about food the more and more I realize that hardly anyone on here even knows what a good meal actually taste like

my mind gets blown every food conversation

but im the elitist because i cook brussel sprouts

El Padrino said...

"Bull. Shit. How can you say you love Taco Bell, but only get like two items off the menu?"

if it aint broke dont fix it
i frequent this amazing italian place called Joe's of Avenue U (google it)

I always, ALWAYS get the same thing (Panelle Specials/Arancini Special) meanwhile they have so much more shit that I know i'd love

Keef said...

actually what it seems is the more and more we talk about food the more and more I realize that hardly anyone on here even knows what a good meal actually taste like



Yeah, it's everyone else

El Padrino said...

"Maybe finish reading his comment you fucking dumb shit"

he can't have two votes since may was first it counts for me

Keef said...

he can't have two votes since may was first it counts for me



Alright. So we'll take away your "likes brussel sprouts doused with lemon & cheese" vote.

Jugdish said...

I realize that hardly anyone on here even knows what a good meal actually taste like


I like the meals i eat

Aitch said...

" but im the elitist because i cook brussel sprouts"

No, you're an elitist because of statements like, "the more and more I realize that hardly anyone on here even knows what a good meal actually taste like." Because the only way a meal can taste good is if it is prepped the way YOU like it.

El Padrino said...

i like them period

they taste like cabbage

do you like cabbage Kevie?

Keef said...

I like cabbage if it's raw. Not cooked cabbage

Keef said...

And they don't taste like cabbage. Unless you eat cabbage doused in lemon & cheese too. then they probably taste similar

El Padrino said...

"Because the only way a meal can taste good is if it is prepped the way YOU like it."

open your mind

i dont like brussel sprouts but i've only eaten them par boiled because i dont know how to put together a good meal

Aitch said...

El Padrino logic:

I like brussel sprouts. You don't. You're an idiot.
You like mayo. I don't. You're an idiot.
Etc.
Etc.
Etc.

El Padrino said...

"Not cooked cabbage"

there is the common denominator

see we can resolve these issues

talk it out

Keef said...

El Padrino logic:




This is well known

El Padrino said...

sprinkle does not equal douse FTR, BTW

Keef said...

brussel sprouts have a weird sweetness to them. Regular cabbage doesn't.

Mize said...

I dislike both brussel sprouts and most applications of mayonnaise. I really only like mayo on a burger.

El Padrino said...

do you like boiled chicken?
or boiled beef?

or boiled pork

you taking a chicken cutlet and frying it transforms the ingredient yes?

no different from the way you treat veggies

Aitch said...

I like how you assume I can't cook.

Keef said...

sprinkle does not equal douse FTR, BTW



knowing how you measure things (just an ounce), sprinkle could mean pretty much anything

Keef said...

do you like boiled chicken?
or boiled beef?

or boiled pork

you taking a chicken cutlet and frying it transforms the ingredient yes?

no different from the way you treat veggies





You bottle my mind

El Padrino said...

it means sprinkle - like tinkerbell with fairy dust

Keef said...

I can eat chicken if I just put it in a pan and cook it, with nothing else on it.

El Padrino said...

"I like how you assume I can't cook."

based on your comments I know you cant

El Padrino said...

"I can eat chicken if I just put it in a pan and cook it, with nothing else on it."

sounds delicious

hope it's a non stick pan

Aitch said...

" I can eat chicken if I just put it in a pan and cook it, with nothing else on it."

YOU CAN'T COOK!!!

/EP

El Padrino said...

but you would never do that

is this the taste test for everything?

cuz alot of shit would fail

Keef said...

hope it's a non stick pan




Yeah, they make those now

El Padrino said...

i know keef can cook he's said some things in the past where I believe he can, I mean I'd WORK him but I know he can hang

you sir cannot

Keef said...

is this the taste test for everything?

cuz alot of shit would fail




Point being, I can eat chicken with nothing on it. Just like I can eat almost any veggie with nothing on it and they'll take ok enough. Would I do it every time? No. But they taste ok plain.

Would you eat brussel sprouts with nothing on them?

Mize said...

"you sir cannot"

How can you be certain H doesn't cook Portugese and Spanish dishes that would shame your Italian gruel? you can't.

Keef said...

It's LP. He knows a little about a lot

El Padrino said...

Would you eat brussel sprouts with nothing on them?

yes

Keef said...

yes



Well then your* no better than a mutt on the street


s

El Padrino said...

"It's LP. He knows a little about a lot"

keef knows

"How can you be certain H doesn't cook Portugese and Spanish dishes that would shame your Italian gruel? you can't."

aitch is conveniently portugese he probably couldnt name 5 dishes native to that country without googling

Keef said...

LP is just str8 hating now

Mize said...

"aitch is conveniently portugese he probably couldnt name 5 dishes native to that country without googling"


And you're conveniently Catholic

El Padrino said...

yeah and?

Mize said...

Exactly

Keef said...

And you're conveniently Catholic




C&E BABY!

El Padrino said...

keef brussel sprouts, taste aside, are extremely good for you

just sayin
i dont eat them often enough in fact this conversation has reminded me to eat them more often

El Padrino said...

Exactly

right, when Team Vatican is in the world cup i'll prove my allegiance

Keef said...

keef brussel sprouts, taste aside, are extremely good for you




That's fine. I eat other things that are good for me that I enjoy

El Padrino said...

that is fine

Keef said...

I know

ToddPacker said...

we're talking about brussel sprouts? brussel sprouts?

/ai

Keef said...

TP kilt it

BLUE said...

that is fine

BLUE said...

this shit is hilarity

BLUE said...

two days in a row of slappers about food.

grate stuff

yesterday chicken parm...today brussel sprouts.

Mize said...

"TP kilt it"

2 days in a row!

Keef said...

I just played up the ass role real nice-like for some dumb bitch that was trying to get lippy with me

El Padrino said...

smack her

/meiz

Keef said...

it was on the phone.

Aitch said...

"aitch is conveniently portugese he probably couldnt name 5 dishes native to that country without googling"

Riiiiiiight. By the way, aren't you mostly Irish?

El Padrino said...

"Riiiiiiight. By the way, aren't you mostly Irish?"

not even a little bit no

El Padrino said...

"two days in a row of slappers about food.

grate stuff"


what can i say bait IS delicious

Keef said...

TP is Irish

Aitch said...

I seem to remember you saying your grandmother was Irish or something...

Aitch said...

I'm confused. Must be all the bad cooking.

El Padrino said...

she was irish and italian

not sure how that makes me mostly irish or what this has to do with pretending to be pourtugese

if you are insinuating that i pretend to be italian we can stop right there because that is not the case

Keef said...

"aitch is conveniently portugese he probably couldnt name 5 dishes native to that country without googling"



This comment made me laugh because I picture LP as the googlingest person here

Keef said...

"not even a little bit no"

"she was irish and italian"




conflicting edits

Aitch said...

True... cuz I mean nothing screams Italian like a guy who's been using a Spanish name for years...

Beth said...

"this shit is hilarity"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Mize said...

"This comment made me laugh because I picture LP as the googlingest person here"

I don't know, google does correct spelling errors

Keef said...

I don't know, google does correct spelling errors




I just mean when he says that he knows everything

Aitch said...

" pretending to be pourtugese"

I can speak to a person off the boat from Portugal in their native tongue? Could you so the same with an Italian?

El Padrino said...

you think i google everything
you must think i am complete retard

Keef said...

I can speak some Spanish, but I'm not a Spanish.

Keef said...

you think i google everything
you must think i am complete retard




Complete is a strong word

Aitch said...

i google everything
i am complete retard

*fixed

El Padrino said...

"I can speak to a person off the boat from Portugal in their native tongue? Could you so the same with an Italian?"

the joke is, dumb ass, that no one knew you were portugese until the world cup (if i remember that correctly) whereas from day one i was the ginny from brooklyn

our parents and what we actually are has nothing to do with this

Keef said...

People knew he was portuguese before the world cup. People that don't pay attention (you) didn't know

Beth said...

It's really amazing how many slappers (or mini-slappers as that's what today is) on LOV end up being EP vs pretty much the rest of LOV.

El Padrino said...

"True... cuz I mean nothing screams Italian like a guy who's been using a Spanish name for years..."

i know right aitch is such a portugese word we picked that up day one

El Padrino said...

all a sudden keef has aitch's back

El Padrino said...

so we never made fun of aitch being conveniently portugese

i made that up

Aitch said...

" that no one knew you were portugese until the world cup"

Was there ever a reason to get into it prior to that? We don't know the heritage of half the people here. You, like every other wop, are the only one who has always insisted on bludgeoning everyone with the fact that you're Italian.

El Padrino said...

"conflicting edits"

you dont read as good as you think

Mize said...

Besides, LP is a Jew. The proof is in the (last name)pudding

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