Tuesday, October 09, 2012

temblings

Ramblings

Went to a wedding in Maryland this weekend. It was fun. Went to the Aquarium there. It was no zoo. It was $30 per person. Ripoff. It was worth maybe $15. We didn't watch the dolphin show though, so maybe that is where the extra $15 came from. We saw the dolphins though. They were cool. Sharks were cool. Little kids running around and screaming were not. I am pretty sure parents just decide that they are going to let their kid do that because everyone else does. If cmtem and I have a kid I am going to unleash it like a terror upon unsuspecting groups at zoos and aquariums and malls and anywhere else I can think of. I am going to give it a bag of sugar and a red bull and let it loose. I keep saying it. It sounds wierd, but I didn't want to type him/her each time. I be lazy you.

I need to play week 3 I think. I'm going on vacation and will be out for a whole week too, so that'll slow down the league. The rest of yous can use that time to figure out what LB and RB do and figure out how to play the pass and run with the right trigger and stick.

My FNFL keeper team kicked ass this week. I beat some Dong team. I assume that is El Pad. My money league team won too. I am SAS.


tOSU fan stuff

They think they will go unbeaten and be the secret National Title winners. At the end of the season they might have played 0 ranked teams (teams ranked at the end of the season) but right now they seem to think that Urban magic is real and they'd beat Bama.


WVU fan stuff

Cautiously optimistic. We love Geno. He could run for King of WaVa and win. WaVa would secede (sp?) from the USA and be a Kingdom under King Geno. The defense is turrible. Actually Charles Barkley wouldn't even use turrible. He would say something else. Herrenderous?


Getcha Some

I just wanted to type that.


Cheering injured players

Cheering because someone got hurt is always poor form. KC fans should be ashamed. It is saying a lot when someone on this blog calls someone else out for poor form.


WNBA playoffs

They are going on. I think.


MLB playoffs

CIN looks good. DET looks good. Neither will make the world series.


OK I am done posting. It is late in the morning.

165 comments:

Keef said...

I thought about blocking you.


Gopher it

I Blue it said...

block

El Padrino said...

whats up guys

Mize said...

Hey, it's Mr Chocolate City

I Blue it said...

that's not a very good nickname

I Blue it said...

"I need to play week 3 I think. I'm going on vacation and will be out for a whole week too, so that'll slow down the league."

meiz hasn't played in week 3 yet either

tem said...

good then meiz is DOUBLE DRAGONING me.

El Padrino said...

tp is was nice to finally meet you what a coincidence you were in DC the same time I was

I Blue it said...

i don't get the joke

El Padrino said...

met a guy at the hotel bar walked talked like a tp so until he says he wasnt in dc i'm assuming it was tp

I Blue it said...

did he complain about how awful a person Urban Meyer is?

El Padrino said...

guy lived in northern florida, was an engineer (could mean anything i know), had a florida gator shirt on, his first name matched what i believe is tp's name

and he even said he used to live "up north"

El Padrino said...

"did he complain about how awful a person Urban Meyer is?"

actually yes, there was a group of OSU fans (seriously they are like gooks, fucking everywhere) and i said you know if you guys want to fuck them up late i'm in room 717 and i'm down

we laughed

I Blue it said...

did he have a beard?

I Blue it said...

sounds like TP and EP had a summit of their own

Keef said...

A bottlenose dolphin has a bigger brain than a human.

Keef said...

and i said you know if you guys want to fuck i'm in room 717 and i'm down



*fized

I Blue it said...

"A bottlenose dolphin has a bigger brain than a human."

special case

El Padrino said...

stache/goatee

no beard

El Padrino said...

30 years for dusky

I Blue it said...

that's it?

I Blue it said...

that's less than one year for each count

Keef said...

30 is minimum. He'll still die in jail

Keef said...

Great, Ryan Williams is on IR now

El Padrino said...

60 max

El Padrino said...

Florida man dies after winning roach eating contest...


darwin

El Padrino said...

350 million worldwide have depression...

fucking dumb

Keef said...

I thought there were only 300 million people worldwide?

I Blue it said...

"darwin"

no, i think his name was Edward

Keef said...

So wait, the 2 dudes with wives & kids could coordinate getting a game of NCAA in before the other 2 knuckleheads could get their games done?

El Padrino said...

face

El Padrino said...

Sbarro

at least they are trying

I Blue it said...

authentic

I Blue it said...

"So wait, the 2 dudes with wives & kids could coordinate getting a game of NCAA in before the other 2 knuckleheads could get their games done?"

apparently

Keef said...

LP
You watching that life after top chef show?

Keef said...

Spike is such a douchenozzle

El Padrino said...

meiz's post read to me like a tony soprano visit to the shrink where he starts to talk the runs out the minute he is about to spill something he dont want too

El Padrino said...

"LP
You watching that life after top chef show?"

have not yet, only interest would be the ginny though so i might not

Keef said...

The best part of it is seeing what a failure jen is

El Padrino said...

oh word she sucks?

well that is O:FP working it's magic

El Padrino said...

she has one of the top mentors in the country

Keef said...

yeah she's a fucking mess

ToddPacker said...

sorry ep, I was not in DC

ToddPacker said...

I will be in ny for thanksgiving though. I'd be glad to beat up some tOSU fans then

El Padrino said...

dammit

El Padrino said...

tgiving weekend?

ToddPacker said...

yeah, Wednesday through Sunday

El Padrino said...

Malala Yousafzai, an outspoken advocate for the education of girls in Pakistan’s Swat Valley, was shot in the head on Tuesday. The Taliban took responsibility for the attack.


Mize said...

I've been watching a lot of the OG Kitchen Nightmares on Youtube. So much better than the American version.

El Padrino said...

yeah, Wednesday through Sunday

possible

Keef said...

possible



0%

El Padrino said...

waiting for that

you do not disappoint

El Padrino said...

so the A's uh

El Padrino said...

COLTS!

Mize said...

"COLTS!"


Wooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

I Blue it said...

another subpar week for the EP picsk

Keef said...

weird

Keef said...

so the A's uh



Getting swept?

tem said...

"So wait, the 2 dudes with wives & kids "

you only have 1 kid.

tem said...

i'm gonna play tonight.

I Blue it said...

EP would even have made time by now to play

Keef said...

I only have 1 wife too. What's your point?

Keef said...

EP would even have made time by now to play



Oof

tem said...

"EP would even have made time by now to play"

negative

tem said...

"What's your point?"

i don't need to have a point.

Keef said...

You don't need to apologize

I Blue it said...

tem bitched that having to play each other would be the holdup...he's just too busy, i get it.

tem said...

i bitched that me having to play each other would be the holdup. i can't even play the computer timely.

tem said...

i got other games to play.

Keef said...

hide & seek?

Keef said...

getting cmtem knocked up?

Keef said...

practicing texas hold 'em for vegas?

I Blue it said...

he plays volleyball

tem said...

vball is over.

getting cmtem knocked up always takes precedence over gaming.

i won't practice hold em for vegas, but i will brush up on black jack rules.

I Blue it said...

rules? like 21 is blackjack

and an ace can be played as an eleven or a one?

I Blue it said...

or are you reading that book that Alan read?

El Padrino said...

that is weird

tem said...

pardon, i should have said strategy.

tem said...

when to split, when to double down, etc, etc.

tem said...

and you know i don't read books.

Keef said...

tem & I are practicing to be the new MIT blackjack team

El Padrino said...

good luck

Keef said...

The title of this doesn't seem very motivational

Keef said...

1/2 barrel by July

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucking sbarro, pizza is fine the way it is, it's sbarro. if the new pizza tastes good but doesnt taste like sbarro, i'm out

never had anything else there but charging 10 bucks for a pasta plate in a mall food court seems a bit much, maybe change that

El Padrino said...

they'll have live pasta now

like you order, they'll have par-boiled pasta ready to go and will sauce it up in your face within 5 minutes you'll have pasta

El Padrino said...

yo keef congrats on the reds man

must be nice watching post season baseball that involves the team you root for

Keef said...

yo keef congrats on the reds man



a) thanks
b) I'm not talking about them

I Blue it said...

C) dusty bakers

Keef said...

blue wins

Keef said...

Poor Stacey Dash is taking a beating.

El Padrino said...

had Vikes in suicide

31 people, $21,000

El Padrino said...

"Poor Stacey Dash is taking a beating."

would love to beat her more with my dong

Keef said...

Kim is very upset that there are reports out there Reggie has gotten Lilit pregnant. Kim had pressured Reggie for a very long time to get married while they were together because she wanted to have a family with him. Reggie just thought that Kim placed too much of a priority on her fame and reality television though and he wanted none of it. She feels it is a slap in the face that Reggie would consider having a baby with this woman when he wouldn't with her.



Jesus. She's so fucking dumb.

El Padrino said...

yeah but she has amazing tits and ass

El Padrino said...

a 22-year-old stabbed his father outside of a Buffalo Wild Wings in Ohio after the two finished watching the Browns lose to the Giants on Sunday.

El Padrino said...

socking but everyone in DC LOVED Bryce Harper

El Padrino said...

need an H there

(not aitch the fat guy aitch the letter)

Keef said...

Just looked at our health care changes for 2013. they're adding a $50 per pay period surcharge to health coverage if your spouse has available health care from their employer but are listed on your plan here. That's in addition to the actual rates going up $37 per check. Stupid

El Padrino said...

woe

Mize said...

"yeah but she has amazing tits and ass"


Kim is a 2B

Keef said...

woe


Fuckin A right woe

Keef said...

$175/month is like 1/3 of mize's would have could have should have been rent

Mize said...

Insurance sucks

El Padrino said...

Cushing Torn ACL

El Padrino said...

bad injury for houston

El Padrino said...

yeah cuz that is what the Jets need, fucking T.O

Mize said...

"$175/month is like 1/3 of mize's would have could have should have been rent"


are you paying $175/mo or are they raising it that much?

Keef said...

are you paying $175/mo or are they raising it that much?


It would be raised that much. I pay $172 a paycheck right now

Mize said...

Jesus.

Keef said...

I told cmk to see how much it would be for her to get health care through her work and I can just keep myself & bgas on mine

Keef said...

It would be cheaper per paycheck, but I think her deductible is a shitton higher

El Padrino said...

you should thank Obamacare for that by the way keef

Mize said...

Goddamn Jerome Simpson is hurt. Unlucky.

Mize said...

"you should thank Obamacare for that by the way keef"


It's not 2014 yet, Chicken Little.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Manute Bol's son, Bol Bol, is a seventh grade basketball player in Kansas – and he’s already 6-foot-5"

Keef said...

you should thank Obamacare for that by the way keef



I just talked about that with one of the mgrs here. It's retarded that they're using that excuse a year before it goes into effect. It's basically like they're saying, well we'll have to charge for eventually so why not start now

El Padrino said...

back to the kiddie table meiz

El Padrino said...

meiz did you get my tweet back Sunday?

still don't know if my shit works

I Blue it said...

"Just looked at our health care changes for 2013. they're adding a $50 per pay period surcharge to health coverage if your spouse has available health care from their employer but are listed on your plan here. That's in addition to the actual rates going up $37 per check"

how do they know if she has health care available?

El Padrino said...

pipe broke in my kitchen, water everywhere

cmep having a rough day

El Padrino said...

good thing i dont have to fix it

Keef said...

how do they know if she has health care available?



Thought the same thing. I looked and there is some certification form you have to answer yes or no. There is some fine print that says they do audits to check

Keef said...

good thing i dont have to fix it, I wouldn't know where to start


*fized

El Padrino said...

"how do they know if she has health care available?"

you're better than this

El Padrino said...

"good thing i dont have to fix it, I wouldn't know where to start"

i lay pipe bro

I Blue it said...

"you're better than this"

no i'm not

El Padrino said...

health insurance companies are like min gubments*

they know it all

I Blue it said...

i don't have to tell my employer if my wife has a job

pretty sure my employer doesn't have the right to do any kind of background check on my wife

El Padrino said...

all of a sudden keef is super mario cuz he owns a house

I Blue it said...

health insurance company isn't charging keith an additional $50...his company is

El Padrino said...

probably because the health insurance company raised thier rate

shit flows downhill

I Blue it said...

i'm sure the insurance company raised their rate.

what it sounds like to me is Keith's employer doesn't want to be in the subsidizing spousal healthcare game anymore...blaming that on obamacare is a farce.

El Padrino said...

blame obamacare was a yoke*

you know, thanks Obama

I Blue it said...

oh, gotchya

fucking geico

Keef said...

probably because the health insurance company raised thier rate



Nationwide says something to the effect of "we have research that shows that it costs more for us to cover spouses that it does to cover employees". That's such zorseshit.

Keef said...

*than

Keef said...

what it sounds like to me is Keith's employer doesn't want to be in the subsidizing spousal healthcare game anymore


Pretty much. They're saying the ol' "other companies are doing this now so we are too"

El Padrino said...

keep thinking it's munday*

suite.

Mize said...

"meiz did you get my tweet back Sunday?

still don't know if my shit works"


Yes. It works.

Keef said...

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has reduced the bounty-related suspensions of two New Orleans Saints players while upholding the punishments of two others.
Linebacker Scott Fujita's three-game suspension has been reduced to one while defensive end Anthony Hargrove's eight-game penalty has been trimmed to seven games.
The suspensions of linebacker Jonathan Vilma and defensive end Will Smith will remain the same.

Spaceman Spiff said...

seen on the interwebz, sanchez is the antichrist and it needs to be tebowski time.

after playing in MNF 666th game, sanchez stats are:
# on jersey - 6
TD - 6
INT - 6
rating - 66.6
avg/att - 6.6(rounded up)
longest comp. - 66 yds


tebowski!!!

Keef said...

Fuck Scott Rolen

tem said...

I'm with blue on this, don't know why your spouse working affects your insurance

tem said...

I'm gonna ask our HR peeps at work. I'm on cmtems coverage so I guess I don't care if my work charges.....I won't ask her HR peeps though.

tem said...

Quick google machine search says its legal....still not sure how they find out that cmk works.

tem said...

But generally speaking if the same dumb rule applies to everyone at the company then the rule is A OK.

Keef said...

The company is actually calling it a surcharge

Aitch said...

Fri Nov/9/2012 - Departure

Boston
BOS 5:00am
Terminal B
Charlotte
CLT 7:15am
2 h 15 m
US Airways 1249

Charlotte
CLT 7:50am
Las Vegas
LAS 9:45am
Terminal 1
4 h 55 m
US Airways 391

Mon Nov/12/2012 - Return

Las Vegas
LAS 7:55am
Terminal 1
Charlotte
CLT 3:01pm
4 h 6 m
US Airways 1478

Charlotte
CLT 4:14pm
Boston
BOS 6:18pm
Terminal B
2 h 4 m
US Airways 1488

ToddPacker said...

what language are ep's tweets?

ToddPacker said...

nice, h. i'm jealous

Aitch said...

I'm excited. Waited too long to book though. cost me an extra $70. Couldn't take the chance bossman would say no though.

Aitch said...

Woe.

Mize said...

Damn, I get in to Vegas way last, and my flight(s) home take until 9pm. Goddammit

Jugdish said...

nice, h. i'm jealous


^^^^

Mize said...

"I'm excited. Waited too long to book though. cost me an extra $70. Couldn't take the chance bossman would say no though."


My flight home got bumped back a little, so I looked into changing the flight. Got ALLLLL the way to the end, and Delta hits me with the "New Cost: $507". I couldn't get off that page fast enough. I was out with the quickness.

Jugdish said...

Couldn't take the chance bossman would say no though.


No

/cmblue

Mize said...

El Pad just tweeted in Russian. He should change his password to something really retarded.

Keef said...

H is going to have a full day of solo debauchery on Friday

tem said...

A few hours at least.

Mize said...

Puttering around on the General Mitchell airport website, they have a link that says "How to get through security faster". Takes you to a page with the old 404 message on the TSA's site.

Seems about right.

El Padrino said...

"El Pad just tweeted in Russian. He should change his password to something really retarded."

so i did get hacked, thanks

El Padrino said...

gonna have to fix it at home

tem said...

i bet you get more followers as a hacked account.

I Blue it said...

go now

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