Monday, October 15, 2012

Summit III: Bloggers In Vegas. The Countdown Begins

I'm seriously thinking about getting a shirt that says that.  Bloggers In Vegas over the Watch The Throne album cover.  Not sure how to go about doing that.

The Lions still stink.  I'm going to lose my $FNFL matchup.  I blame being up north and not getting my proper lineup setting sessions in.  That being said, the idiots in my league let me pick up Seattle's D on waivers.  Thanks, guys.  I mean, my team may be in 1st in the Anthony Dilweg division, but I feel like we're always teetering on the edge of crushing defeat.
EDIT:  Nobody else put a bid in on the #3 defense in our league.  I guess I overpaid?  WTF is with this league?

I heard this on the radio on the way home from the cabin today.  "Joe Haden is a top 5 corner in the NFL".  Really?  I hadn't heard of him until this year.  How many Top 5 corners are there in the league?  5? 10? 13?  Who the hell knows?

Fuck you, Brady Quinn.  Throw the fucking ball to Dwayne Bowe.  He's all you've got and Aquib Talib was out.  You suck.

I figured out a way to improve on a major process at work while I was on the shitter this weekend.  It should eliminate a lot of stress on me and confusion for the drivers delivering to us.  Can't wait to throw this smoke at 'em Monday morning.  It makes too much sense.  Should be fun.

Music Video That Makes Me Want To Run Through A Brick Wall


God, that gets me pumped up.

Lions Win! 6-10 baby!

Summit Talk
Whatta doing about rooms?  2 doubles and a single?  Am I getting screwed for being the last one to arrive?  Let me know if I need to put on lipstick or not.

We should be able to embed Facebook statuses the same way we can embed tweets.  I'd have so much unfair fun with that.  I'd post this one here: 
Jessica: I do not like the Seahawks!
Dianne: Crooked team!!!
Meiz: lol

 El Pad asking spiff to post the uppercut gif on Friday made me think of something.  A) It was
all over twitter.  B) I'm not saying El Pad is getting old, but he's lost a step or two.  I remember a time when he was on top of that shit.  Good bye, 6-pack.

I'm going to ask HR about something at work this week.  We have a gym.  It isn't too fancy, it isn't crappy.  We have to pay $10/month to use it.  Why?  It's unsupervised, there aren't any classes offered, we don't have an instructor, nobody maintains it, nobody cleans it, it's just there.  There are 6 people in the company that I can think of that actually use it, and they only use treadmills.  The company is allegedly big on promoting wellness, health, and fitness, but they don't do anything to take action other than one of the HR women sending out a CnP'd email once a week. Seems dumb that we have to pay for something that virtually nobody cares about.

RGIII!!!  Congrats again, Spiff.

El Padrino's Video Of The Week,/b>
Not sure if I've posted this already, but whatever.  I needed a refresher for ice fishing season.


BONUS
This was caught last winter on our lake when we were fishing.  My sister ran into 2 of these guys at the grocery store that night.


I think this winter I'm going to do a couple How-to Ice fishing videos with me & Deluxe, cmDeluxe, or my sister just to fill this space.

Jesus christ, I wish Packers fans could see their tweets.  The Packers score touchdowns, the other teams are given touchdowns.  Every fucking week.  Worst fans in the NFL.  Packers won.  Oh well, I still hate 'em.

Good luck this week, gang.




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Aitch said...

Yea, I'm not feeling it on the t-shirts bro

Mize said...

Why do you have an S on the end of shirt?

Mize said...

We all already know you're too cool for school.

El Padrino said...

"El Pad asking spiff to post the uppercut gif on Friday made me think of something. A) It was
all over twitter. B) I'm not saying El Pad is getting old, but he's lost a step or two. I remember a time when he was on top of that shit. Good bye, 6-pack."

my shit is broke man, russians really fucked it up

El Padrino said...

i may need to create a new jammy jam

Mize said...

Goddamn ruskies

El Padrino said...

worse part is i had my email address from work so anytime twitter sends something it's to my work email but twitter is blocked

El Padrino said...

GGGGGGGMMMMMMEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

El Padrino said...

fucking Cardinals

El Padrino said...

you know you is old when you break your ankle fielding a ground ball

El Padrino said...

keely bundy snl episode was grate

the iphone bit was god damn hilarious

El Padrino said...

fucking raul ibanez

I Blue it said...

fucking drew storen

Mize said...

Our neighbors up north got foreclosed on. If the price is right, We're gonna look into buying the house and renting out one of the units weekly.

I Blue it said...

iphone skit

twas hilarity

I Blue it said...

"Our neighbors up north got foreclosed on. If the price is right, We're gonna look into buying the house and renting out one of the units weekly"

maybe you can get a raft for ice fishing

I Blue it said...

one year...the summit should be in Denver the weekend of the Great American Beer Fest.

if you like beers..it's the greatest show on turf

Mize said...

"maybe you can get a raft for ice fishing"

That would be silly

Keef said...

The Californians skit on SNL was pretty funny

I Blue it said...

meh

maybe it's because i had no idea what they were making fun of

Keef said...

A human bone is five times stronger than a piece of steel of the same weight.

Keef said...

maybe it's because i had no idea what they were making fun of



Californians

Keef said...

The last time the Yankees played a playoff game w/o Jeter & Rivera as 1981

Keef said...

*before yesterday

El Padrino said...

"We're gonna look into buying the house and renting out one of the units weekly."

whats this we shit

I Blue it said...

yeah, i wasn't sure if that was a show, or what

I Blue it said...

"whats this we shit"

the Brewers...meiz is a 'we' guy

Tyler said...

one year...the summit should be in Denver the weekend of the Great American Beer Fest.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

0%

I Blue it said...

beer fest is awesome...except the part where they only give you like 2 oz at a time...but still awesome

El Padrino said...

you had me at beer

Keef said...

you lost me at summit

*fized

I Blue it said...

here is the list of breweries that were here this year.

basically if you aren't here, you suck as a brewery

El Padrino said...

outstanding

Mize said...

"We're gonna look into buying the house and renting out one of the units weekly."


The family. They asked me if I'd be interested in doing it. You don't get this concept?

Mize said...

Never heard of a family run business?

Mize said...

We'd be job creators. Small business owners. That's how that works, right?

Keef said...

Yeah, come on, LP. Mize is going to buy in on a new cabin. He can't afford to live on his own, but he wants to invest in real estate

Mize said...

It's been discussed that I might live there.

I Blue it said...

how long is the commute to sysco?

Keef said...

I couldn't tell from H's FB comments yesterday, but did the Pats lose?

I Blue it said...

yes..russell wilson beat them

i saw it

Aitch said...

" Why do you have an S on the end of shirt?"

I thought you meant you wanted to make shirts for us all to wear. Misunderstood. Apologies. Stilla ghey* idear*

Aitch said...

" I couldn't tell from H's FB comments yesterday, but did the Pats lose?"

The two chicks getting ready to brawl on one post was hilarity.

I Blue it said...

i need philip rivers to score 8 pts or less than willis mcgahee tonight to beat EP

probably not gonna happen

I Blue it said...

hey, it was my idea first

Aitch said...

Seriously though, this secondary is historically bad. They're on pace to give up the most passing TDs ever. Is there any other team that you'd be as nervous watching with a 13 point lead with 9 minutes to play?

Aitch said...

Vilma says he's gonna play this weekend. That's gonna be interesting.

Aitch said...

"hey, it was my idea first"

Still ghey* regardless of origin.

Keef said...

They're on pace to give up the most passing TDs ever.



Relax. It's week 6

Keef said...

They're halfway to a cycle

I Blue it said...

maybe it tom brady wasn't such a little bitch, they'd have won the game

BLUE said...

always intentionally grounding

Keef said...

can yous guys play week 4 already

Tyler said...

Action Jacksons have clawed their way to .500

BLUE said...

i probably won't play tonight...broncos on

Tyler said...

Aitch's team has their bye this week.

Keef said...

Action Jacksons have clawed their way to .500



Your* welcome for taking RGIII out of the lineup last minute

Keef said...

fucking Eli

Tyler said...

ELIte was not his normal self this week.

Keef said...

I'm getting in on this EA Sports class action lawsuit. GIMME MY $.29

Keef said...

Whatta doing about rooms? 2 doubles and a single? Am I getting screwed for being the last one to arrive? Let me know if I need to put on lipstick or not.



You're the one who has no qualms sharing a bed with another man. You and H can share a bed

Mize said...

I was the 1st one going

BLUE said...

ro sham bo

Keef said...

I was the 1st one going


You don't mind sharing a bed

BLUE said...

does sharing a bed = paying less?

El Padrino said...

how am i doing in the keeper
can we play for money one day?

El Padrino said...

arodg put it in my ass last night with his fancy 6 td performance

now i need a 35 spot from phillip rivers tonight

not gonna happen

El Padrino said...

football is so awesome

Keef said...

I was down by 20 in my $ league going into last night's game. Other dude had James Jones & I had Rodgers. Thought I was toast. I thought wrong

BLUE said...

stupid raiders

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

Reds extend manager Dusty Baker's contract for 2 seasons, through 2014. Press conference at 3:00 at GABP.




FML

BLUE said...

ha

El Padrino said...

damn

El Padrino said...

ray allens crib for sale

meiz maybe you and the fam want to check this out

Keef said...

meiz maybe you and the fam want to check this out




made me lol

Keef said...

Hilarity

El Padrino said...

keef how is your nasim padrad boner these days

El Padrino said...

that was hilarity but seriously who is richard sherman

Keef said...

keef how is your nasim padrad boner these days




I heart her

Keef said...

We were watching SNL & I was looking her up on my ipad to see how old she was. Cmk looked over and saw what I was searching. She axed what I was doing, I told her I was looking for nude photos of her. She wasn't happy with that answer.

El Padrino said...

i think it's hilarious

El Padrino said...

joe haden top 5 cb


ahhahahahahahhahahahahahahaaha

maybe top 5 in cleveland yes
his first game of the year was yesterday

Spaceman Spiff said...

"What the fuck was I thinking benching Mike Williams for Mikel Leshoure?? I never bench Mike Williams! He's too fucking consistent."

did the same, was logical

then leshoure avgd 5 a carry, and didnt get the ball at the 1, lions should take some pressure of stafftard, give leshoure the ball

williams long TD was 2 blown tackles, corner fell and who knows what the safety was doing, took forever to close the distance then fucks up the tackle

it;s not your fault
it's not your fault


maclin long TD on that blown coverage saved my ass

Spaceman Spiff said...

RGIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

give leshoure the ball

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone not seen the run yet

here go

even dick stockton got excited

El Padrino said...

RGIII gonna get body slammed sunday

Spaceman Spiff said...

hope the giants don't concuss RGIII next week

bet it'll be the main fox early game, HD!!!, suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

giants at home, so should be close

Spaceman Spiff said...

upper deck fan view of the run




Keef said...

then leshoure avgd 5 a carry, and didnt get the ball at the 1




This shit pissed me off

Mize said...

"maclin long TD on that blown coverage saved my ass"


I have Maclin, too. Me & Spiff have the same team.

Keef said...

I also have Maclin. That play SAS me

Mize said...

"This shit pissed me off"

Fuck YES.

El Padrino said...

french dips for dinner tonight

det

Keef said...

nice

Mize said...

Best sandwich on earth

Keef said...

I'd put cheesesteak ahead of that, but not by much

Mize said...

French dip gets cheese too. Just no peppers or onions to filthy up the flavor.

Keef said...

booooo

Keef said...

Italian beef sammich is right up there, too

Mize said...

tomayto tomahto

Mize said...

Out

El Padrino said...

beef on weck pretty damn good too

El Padrino said...

pasdtrami or corned beef on rye

El Padrino said...

99 cent meatball sub from subway
or the new chicken parm from burger king has to be up there

s

Keef said...

I'll try the BK chicken parm sammich

Keef said...

I'm not a big fan of corned beef or pastrami

El Padrino said...

shocker

BLUE said...

chicken parm is HDH

BLUE said...

the sauce

BLUE said...

the king got it right

gonna put all the other fast food italian places out of business

El Padrino said...

burger king is awful

Keef said...

Oh look, the food snob is giving someone grief for not liking something

El Padrino said...

your embarrassing yourself with the chicken parm talk

i'll tolerate og and subway but i have to draw the line here

you dont like corned beef or pastrami but you'd give the bk chicken parm abortion a shot

it cant be me

El Padrino said...

go ahead tell me how affordable it is again, teach me about price point cuz clearly im not aware of how that works

if you eat that you are no higher than a stray mutt on the street

shit is dog food i'd rather eat a bowl of mayo

El Padrino said...

clearly no one has cooked you a loving meal

or you just have terrible taste buds which you've admitted to in the past

Aitch said...

" I'm not a big fan of corned beef or pastrami"

Ditto

El Padrino said...

subway cold cuts are barely meat you know that right

but because it's $5 you patronize it? are you on food stamps or something

anyone that goes to summit's are not deemed poor enough to eat there

El Padrino said...

corned beef i can see no one liking but pastrami

i dont know, seems weird unless you just dont like smoked meats period

Aitch said...

" clearly no one has cooked you a loving meal

or you just have terrible taste buds which you've admitted to in the past"

Like he said. Food snob.

Aitch said...

"summit's"

Knows English.

Aitch said...

BK is quality on-the-run food. That's the part you don't seem to get, EP. You can't go gourmet when you are short on time.

El Padrino said...

food snob is the "ramp" salad guy or organic foods asswipe

i am neither

in fact i think organic is the biggest crock of shit since global warming

i just can't fathom certain food habits that's all

eating something because it's cheap doesnt make a whole lot of sense to me unless you are on a government assistance program

El Padrino said...

ITS NOT ABOUT GOURMET FOR THE 100th TIME!

Aitch said...

Carolina Whopper is HDH. Chicken tendercrisp is decent. Onion rings are tasty. For breakfast, their french toast sticks are also HDH.

El Padrino said...

i like mcdonalds

I LOVE taco bell

LOVE IT

big KFC fan

it's about choices and what to eat from these places or not at all like subway where you can get a pound of real cold cuts for the same price of a footlong

BK aside, because i think the whole place is gross, i like fast food

El Padrino said...

"Carolina Whopper is HDH. Chicken tendercrisp is decent. Onion rings are tasty. For breakfast, their french toast sticks are also HDH."

easy fat ass

El Padrino said...

there is nothing good about those french toast sticks, have you ever had french toast?

Keef said...

you dont like corned beef or pastrami but you'd give the bk chicken parm abortion a shot



Not every piece of food that goes into my body has to be 5 star restaurant quality

El Padrino said...

i dont want french toast sticks for 99 cents anyway

El Padrino said...

"Not every piece of food that goes into my body has to be 5 star restaurant quality"

El Padrino said....

ITS NOT ABOUT GOURMET FOR THE 100th TIME!

Spaceman Spiff said...

everything at BK is dry

Keef said...

We get it, LP. Your* above spending $5 on a meal. It's cool.

El Padrino said...

"Not every piece of food that goes into my body has to be 5 star restaurant quality"

i dont think i've ever been at a 5 star restaurant in my life

ever.

why eat a chicken parm sammich from bk when you can get a local pizzeria or italian take out joint or fuck it even that abortion of a sandwich shop you love instead

it's burger king
it's $4 it's going to BE MADE WITH SHIT

why is this hard to understand what im saying im not saying eat a 5 star lunch/dinner breakfast everyday

El Padrino said...

"We get it, LP. Your* above spending $5 on a meal. It's cool."

not that either

so frustrating

Keef said...

Other than a DQ blizzard, I haven't had something from a fast food place in a while. But if I was in a hurry and there was a BK, I'd try the chicken parm. That doesn't mean I'm on food stamps. Retard

Keef said...

why is this hard to understand


This same question goes through my mind whenever someone comments with you.

El Padrino said...

that is called an impasse

Keef said...

why eat a chicken parm sammich from bk when you can get a local pizzeria or italian take out joint or fuck it even that abortion of a sandwich shop you love instead


I didn't say I'd make a trip specifically to BK for that sandwich. My comment is "I'll try the BK chicken parm sammich". Read a book.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"local" places fuck up the sauce/meatball ratio for me personally

meatball big, not enough sauce 100 percent of the time because they add it later

subway has smaller meatball sitting in the sauce

if i could find a place that uses the same stategery*, maybe i'd go there

El Padrino said...

"But if I was in a hurry and there was a BK, I'd try the chicken parm. That doesn't mean I'm on food stamps. Retard"

what does being in a hurry have to do with anything you are already inside a bk or driving through

order a whopper why try something that takes real skill and ingredients to make taste proper? a burger is a burger - chicken parm is an art form - it is not meant to be mocked and shot to death inside a dirty franchise

get a raspeberry smoothie with it too why don't you

Keef said...

As far as not liking corned beef or pastrami, it's called personal taste. You don't like ranch dressing or mayo. I don't like corned beef or pastrami. If if what if if

Keef said...

what does being in a hurry have to do with anything you are already inside a bk or driving through


If I'm driving down the road and I'm hungry, I'll stop at a BK and spend 90 seconds at the drive thru as opposed to stopping at a pizza place and waiting 20 minutes for a sandwich. Are you sure you aren't part retarded?

El Padrino said...

"local" places fuck up the sauce/meatball ratio for me personally

but at least you know what is in the meatball or can guess

Keef said...

chicken parm is an art form - it is not meant to be mocked and shot to death inside a dirty franchise




Food snob. Got it.

El Padrino said...

"If I'm driving down the road and I'm hungry, I'll stop at a BK and spend 90 seconds at the drive thru as opposed to stopping at a pizza place and waiting 20 minutes for a sandwich. Are you sure you aren't part retarded?"

ok so like i said, get a whopper

Keef said...

but at least you know what is in the meatball or can guess



So the FDA doesn't oversee fast food places?

Aitch said...

Cmep is a saint

Keef said...

ok so like i said, get a whopper


It's really not that damn important to me. It's not like I pull up to the drive thru and think "Man, what would LP order"

Aitch said...

Does EP smack his wife around if she suggests BK or Subway as food options?

Keef said...

but at least you know what is in the meatball or can guess




But you like Taco Bell.

El Padrino said...

"You don't like ranch dressing or mayo."

because it has an offensive onion taste (ranch) and bottled companies use sour cream instead of buttermilk - if you made it fresh i might like it, the bottles stuff no way and mayo is gelatinous egg yolk and it sceeves me the fuck out

beef is glorious in all forms

El Padrino said...

"But you like Taco Bell."

they released whats in the beef

pretty much all beef

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Meanwhile, Haloti Ngata, the team's best player on the defensive line, suffered a torn MCL in the victory, but is likely to play Sunday against the Texans"

the fuck?

dude is huge and the requirements of his position, how the fuck?


anyways ravens are done, suite. no suggs, no webb, no ray ray, and i expect ngata to not be the same or eventually end up being out also

Keef said...

The fuck are you on a budget for? Are you on food stamps or something? Your no better than a stray dog on the street


/LP

Mize said...

" I'm not a big fan of corned beef or pastrami"

Ditto to Blue's ditto. I don't like spoiled or sour meat.

El Padrino said...

the ham at subway is barely ham, it's like pink hued turkey or something

no flavor, filled with water and other unsavory chemicals to keep it "fresh"

Mize said...

That was H. Please adjust accordingly

El Padrino said...

Meatballs - Beef, water, soy protein concentrate, breadcrumbs (bleached wheat flour, sugar, salt, partially hydrogenated soybean and cottonseed oil, yeast), egg whites, salt, garlic powder, onion powder, Romano cheese (made from pasteurized sheep's milk, culture, enzymes, salt), spice, dehydrated parsley, caramel color added. Marinara Sauce: tomato puree (water, tomato paste), crushed tomatoes, corn syrup, soybean oil, modified food starch, salt, dehydrated onions, parsley, spices, onion powder. Contains egg, milk, soy, and wheat.

El Padrino said...

subway meatballs there

do you add caramel color to your meatballs on sundays keef?

El Padrino said...

or corn syrup yo your marinara?

Spaceman Spiff said...

what's spoiled meat?

Spaceman Spiff said...

love pastrami

El Padrino said...

"Ditto to Blue's ditto. I don't like spoiled or sour meat."

it's not spoiled you fool read a book

it's BRINED

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea i dont understand that comment

Keef said...

I don't eat meatballs on Sunday

Keef said...

LP should get an apartment with corned beef & pastrami

El Padrino said...

no one loved you

Keef said...

Jesus Christ, you would have thought I told him that his mom was a $2 whore

Keef said...

which she is

Keef said...

but that's another topic for another day

Mize said...

"yea i dont understand that comment"


Relax

El Padrino said...

grandmas meatballs have 4 ingredients - beef, cheese, stale crumbled white bread (seasoned, aka breadcrumbs), eggs

shallow fry or bake halfway - cook remainder of time in sauce

*6 if you use nonna's recipe with veal/pork/beef combo

Spaceman Spiff said...

no seasoning?

El Padrino said...

no seasoning?

salt/pepper dont count

other than that no, plenty of parsley in the breadcrumbs and nothing else - sometime i add basil - rare though because my sauce is heavy handed with the basil and believe or not it infuses some flavor in the meatball if they are allowed an hour or more to finish in the sauce

no garlic powder - no onion powder none of it

El Padrino said...

cue the jug cmlp hates my sauce fb joke

El Padrino said...

"stale crumbled white bread"

seriously i have a recipe for this

Keef said...

stale crumbled white bread (seasoned, aka breadcrumbs)



Thanks for splaining

Keef said...

grandmas meatballs have 4 ingredients - beef, cheese, stale crumbled white bread (seasoned, aka breadcrumbs), eggs



When I make them, it's those things and I put chopped onions in them

El Padrino said...

preference

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck kirk cousins

look at this guy, at least fake it

Mize said...

When I make meatballs I take the bag out of the freezer, dump them in the crock pot, and pour in BBQ or Swedish sauce. Then I turn the crock pot on high.

Mize said...

We don't have any "local" sandwich shops anymore. Cousins and Subway drove them out in the '90s.

El Padrino said...

Italian Bread - Enriched flour (wheat flour, barley malt, niacin, iron, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), water, sugar, contains less than 2% of the following: soybean oil, yeast, salt, wheat protein isolate, wheat gluten, dough conditioners (acetylated tartaric acid esters of mono- and diglycerides, ammonium sulfate, calcium sulfate, ascorbic acid, azodicarbonamide, potassium iodate, amylase [enzymes]), sodium stearoyl-2-lactylate, mineral oil. Contains soy and wheat.


mmmm diglycerides sound wonderful

know what the italian bread is made with at the bakery on kings highway that i buy?

bread flour and water and yeast (maybe salt)

Spaceman Spiff said...

oh man, dem ikea swedish meatballs

El Padrino said...

if me loving good food and being totally satisfied with a good meal = food snob then I am a food snob

guilty

Mize said...

Speaking of which, remember back in '06 or '07 when I had the idea for the LOV sandwich shop?

El Padrino said...

"fuck kirk cousins

look at this guy, at least fake it"

Ronnie Bass

El Padrino said...

Speaking of which, remember back in '06 or '07 when I had the idea for the LOV sandwich shop?

no

Spaceman Spiff said...

subway isnt the only fast food using those ingredients, cmon son

Keef said...

Here's the thing, LP. It's not like I eat that food every day. I might have Subway once a month. Tops. And other fast food, probably less than that. So, relax.

Keef said...

if me loving good food and being totally satisfied with a good meal = food snob then I am a food snob



It's too late to apologize

BLUE said...

haha

shit, didn't realize my chicken parm comment made in gest would go over so well

bait...line...sinker

El Padrino said...

"subway isnt the only fast food using those ingredients, cmon son"

most popular

other places dont need all of those preservatives because shit is frozen

El Padrino said...

"It's too late to apologize"

easy One Republic

El Padrino said...

take me there

El Padrino said...

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