Thursday, October 11, 2012

Simpin ain't easy...

Actually it could be easy, I'm not sure.


Baseball has some good games on today...I wish I could see those to clinchers tonight. I've never been one to DVR games and watch them when they are over, but I've had to do that for the last few Bears games. The key was being able to watch them without finding out the final score before I got to see the end of the game...so far so good. I'd much rather watch live, but skipping commercials is always suite.


I wish I was going to Vegas with you guys, but hopefully I'll be able to make the Summit next year. If you get a cab in Vegas and its a van, don't let Mize sit within reaching distance of any latches or other breakable things. You know how he gets.


Hopefully I'll get the spacing right on this post. Speaking of posts, is Mize really quitting Mondays, or was that just a #Sadderday on a Sunday moment for him? Who is taking over?


Did Lp finally defeat the Russians?


GO!

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Mize said...

I was stinking drunk and angry. I'll give Sunday night another shot.

By the the by, here's a hilarious trade that was proposed to me late last night by the guy that screwed the pooch by trading AD away.


MEIZ trades Doug Martin
MEIZ trades Jeremy Maclin
DZIK trades BenJarvus Green-Ellis
DZIK trades Shonn Greene

El Padrino said...

greene is avaialble in my league on the waiver

El Padrino said...

nate burelson or kendall wright

please advice

Mize said...

I have a $1 waiver claim on Wright

Mize said...

Yeah, Shonn Greene is awful

Mize said...

I have cheap waiver claims in on

Wright
The #2 in Cincy (Anderson?)
Randall Cobb
Vick Whatshisface in Indy
Gibson in StL
and maybe one more I can't think of

El Padrino said...

i need to start due to byes one of them, so burly or wright tonight

El Padrino said...

*one of them

I Blue it said...

who do the niners play?

El Padrino said...

GMMMMMMMMMENNN

kendall wright is on the Titans, WR

27 catches thus far, 2 TD's 200+ yards

El Padrino said...

you are thinking kendall hunter

I Blue it said...

my question did not concern your tertiary fantasy issues

I Blue it said...

i think preparedness for the bye week would have been completed a while a go

El Padrino said...

big bossman is here today

he will tell the crew they are all now reporting to me, officially

gonna be suite to see gollums face and paul berra's fat frown

kod said...

"Players without immediate plans have been renting ice time and existing in the purgatory of what the Minnesota Wild's Matt Cullen called a "glorified beer league — without the beer." (He was one of a number of Wild players to be shooed off the ice at a local rink the other day by a "no-nonsense, red-headed figure-skating instructor" named "Coach Marla" who wanted the ice for a private lesson with an 8-year-old.)"


hahaha; I've just started reading up on the NHL lockout, this shit is hi-larity

El Padrino said...

most play in KHL

hopefully no plane crashes kill any NY Rangers (or anyone for that matter)

ns

Keef said...

Paul Berra slays me every time

tem said...

"he will tell the crew they are all now reporting to me, officially"

i'd pay good money to be there if he actually told el pad that el pad reported to gollum.

El Padrino said...

not gonna happen

I Blue it said...

or that ep has been cut from the team

Mize said...

Bossman: Gollum, you're gonna be my new point man.

Gollum: *Takes bite of garlic infused onion, gives nod of approval*

El Pad: *Falls out of chair*

I Blue it said...

if lance armstrong was doping, and all the people who reported he was doping were doping, and everyone else was doping....

then who cares

tem said...

i like the fact that lance was doping and everyone else was doping so they just go after lance.

everyone else got immunity or whatever because they rolled on lance?

I Blue it said...

I imagine the conversation to go like this

Bossman: Everyone is going to start reporting to EP now. We're not giving him the title or any more money, but he's the one i'll depend on to do all the work

tem said...

maybe he gets the title today, but no money. money comes later.

I Blue it said...

no, just the workload

El Padrino said...

"Bossman: Everyone is going to start reporting to EP now. We're not giving him the title or any more money, but he's the one i'll depend on to do all the work"

until February yes this is the structure

El Padrino said...

blue knows

I Blue it said...

so gollum gets the job in February

I Blue it said...

just bustin balls EP

I know how it is to be given all the responsibility and then not get the accolades

Tyler said...

Why is Janikowski always limited in practice? Dude is coming off of a bye week. Do some goddamn lunges.

Tyler said...

I need a running back in the keeper league.

I Blue it said...

i will trade you ben tate

I Blue it said...

or chris johnson

Tyler said...

Sure, Chris Johnson for Fred Davis sounds about fair. Right?

Mize said...

"Why is Janikowski always limited in practice? Dude is coming off of a bye week. Do some goddamn lunges."


Those beautiful hammies need top level service

Tyler said...

Trade proposed.

I Blue it said...

denied.

davis would never play because our stupid flex doesn't allow for TEs

Tyler said...

I am going to call an owners quorum and the agenda is to vote to remove the commissioner.

I Blue it said...

i'd say we could start our own new keeper league...but chances are like 4 people would sign up

Tyler said...

Yeah, I thought about that before the season started.

Keef said...

Bossman: Everyone is going to start reporting to EP now. We're not giving him the title or any more money, but don't worry we'll take care of you

LP: All I need is a handshake


*fized

Tyler said...

Mize has a bye week this week.

Mize said...

El Pad- Best pizza in America?

#1 Di Fara (Brooklyn, N.Y.)

Domenico DeMarco is somewhat of a local celebrity, having owned and operated Di Fara since 1964. Dom cooks up both New York and Sicilian-style pizza Wednesday through Sunday to hungry New Yorkers and tourists willing to wait on long lines, and brave the free for all that is the Di Fara counter experience.

Mize said...

"I am going to call an owners quorum and the agenda is to vote to remove the commissioner."


Do we even need to?

Mize said...

Looks like we missed out on having the #16 pizza in America at Summit II

Mize said...

And simpin IS easy.

Mize said...

But ain't nothin like pipmpin'

I Blue it said...

"And simpin IS easy."

but is it necessary

Mize said...

No, it is not necessary.

Mize said...

"Looks like we missed out on having the #16 pizza in America at Summit II"

According to this list, that is.

Aitch said...

I'm still waiting for an explanation on the simpin comment, Meiz.

I Blue it said...

"According to this list, that is."

good link

Keef said...

good link



^^^

Keef said...

are we on week 4 now?

Mize said...

This pizza list

Keef said...

Buy.com via eBay 12-Month Xbox 360 Live Gold Membership Subscription Card for $34.99

Mize said...

"I'm still waiting for an explanation on the simpin comment, Meiz."


You said you'd pay for pussy. How does that need explaining?

I Blue it said...

"are we on week 4 now?"

yessir

El Padrino said...

"#1 Di Fara (Brooklyn, N.Y.)

Domenico DeMarco is somewhat of a local celebrity, having owned and operated Di Fara since 1964. Dom cooks up both New York and Sicilian-style pizza Wednesday through Sunday to hungry New Yorkers and tourists willing to wait on long lines, and brave the free for all that is the Di Fara counter experience."

it's great - i prefer a few others over it though

I Blue it said...

like Papa's in Trenton NJ

El Padrino said...

nerve been there

there are differences between a slice joint and the wood or brick oven type pies

i'm a slice guy

i'm a tshirt in jeans guy

i'm a fireman trapped in a suit and tie

ya dig

i'm simpin

Keef said...

i'm a tshirt in jeans guy


Is that to make your johnson look bigger?

El Padrino said...

jeans make your dick look bigger?

i dont wear sevens or skinny jeans brosef

I Blue it said...

then why do you put the tshirt in your jeans?

El Padrino said...

i'm not john travolta

Keef said...

Hey, you're the one who has their t-shirt in their jeans. I don't know what your motivation is.

El Padrino said...

oic

i meant tshirt AND jeans

Mize said...

"Hey, you're the one who has their t-shirt in their jeans. I don't know what your motivation is."


He wants to look like a Dad

Mize said...

El Pad tucks his jerseys in his khakis

I Blue it said...

"El Pad tucks his jerseys in his khakis"

::bitchscream::

Tyler said...

I went to Gino's in Chicago a couple of months ago. It was good. That is all.

Keef said...

El Pad tucks his jerseys in his 36/28 khakis


*fized

Mize said...

El Pad will rock the shit out of socks & jesus sandals

Mize said...

"El Pad tucks his jerseys in his 36/28 khakis


*fized"


This cracked me up

Keef said...

El Pad will rock the shit out of socks & jesus sandals




ha

Keef said...

black socks

El Padrino said...

never

I Blue it said...

what's wrong with socks and sandals

you don't want your toes to get cold

Mize said...

"black socks"

Of course

El Padrino said...

we should organize like a getaway or something so we could meet

that would be cool

s

Mize said...

"never"


That's what all the swarthy Italians say. Next thing you know, boom.

Mize said...

"we should organize like a getaway or something so we could meet"


I'm going to Vegas if anybody wants to tag along.

I Blue it said...

busy that weekend

Keef said...

fuck it, I'll go

I Blue it said...

jug would go, but he's married now

Keef said...

LP would go, but he can't travel with his cajones in cmlp's possession

tem said...

i'll go too

Mize said...

"fuck it, I'll go"


Okay, November 9th. I don't get in until 9pm. You might have to kill some time.

Mize said...

"LP would go, but he can't travel with his cajones in cmlp's possession"


Goddamn Homeland Security

I Blue it said...

when they get the highspeed bullet train built that is going to go to vegas, then phoenix, then LA

i'm there.

Keef said...

Okay, November 9th. I don't get in until 9pm. You might have to kill some time.




Perfect. I'll get there at 6am

/H

Mize said...

"Perfect. I'll get there at 6am

/H"


This one got me, too.

Mize said...

I want H to be either passed out or kicked out of something by the time I get checked in & ready to rock.

Mize said...

I'm gonna need to find a bottle of vodka after I land, too.

I Blue it said...

they have that there

Keef said...

I want H to be either passed out or kicked out of something by the time I get checked in & ready to rock.



And here's hoping that tem runs into some friends while we're there

Keef said...

I'm gonna need to find a bottle of vodka after I land, too.



I'm 74% sure there's a liquor store within a couple hundred yards of Bill's

El Padrino said...

cmep still doesnt quite understand THIS (italics)

ns

El Padrino said...

fucking raul ibanez

Keef said...

Beano Cook. Dead

Keef said...

I hated that guy

Keef said...

Votto's gonna have a ya-huge day today. I feel it

El Padrino said...

i have a huge day everyday

I Blue it said...

cmep says she understands THIS completely, just doesn't approve of it

Keef said...

fucking White Jesus

Aitch said...

" You said you'd pay for pussy. How does that need explaining?"

Did I? Cuz I'm pretty sure I said if I'm gonna spend my money on a chick I'd rather it be one I have a chance of banging. I meant as in talking to a chick, buying some drinks, etc. If you took that as me saying I pay for pussy, then you know English as well as EP does.

Mize said...

lol

Keef said...

D-Fence
::clap clap::
D-Fence
::clap clap::
D-Fence
::clap clap::

Aitch said...

I hate you

tem said...

banner day

I Blue it said...

right, h said he'd simp on girls


his preparedness is top notch

Keef said...

preparedness is a verb


/LP

I Blue it said...

did i use taht in the right context?


basically what H said was the definition of simpin, right?

Mize said...

"basically what H said was the definition of simpin, right?"


Bingo

Keef said...

Reds suck

tem said...

mets suck, pirates suck

I Blue it said...

rockies really suck

Mize said...

Brewers aren't so bad

El Padrino said...

astros suck

I Blue it said...

your face sucks


preparedness for TCS has begun

El Padrino said...

what a sham

Keef said...

Remember what I said about Votto? Scratch that

Keef said...

fuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk

tem said...

did votto pop out yet or whatever he had never done?

Aitch said...

Go Reds!

Keef said...

season over

Aitch said...

It's ok, Kevin. They're only down a TD.

Keef said...

ok Boston

Aitch said...

Our last championship parade was in 2011. You?

Mize said...

Will keith even be happy when Boston inevitably guts the major league roster next season?

Keef said...

It's 2012

Keef said...

In 2012 the Bruins lost in the 1st round of the playoffs, the Pats lost in the Super BowlTM, the Celtics also choked away a playoff series, and the Red Sux lost 127 games

Aitch said...

"127 games"

Knows counting

Keef said...

Will keith even be happy when Boston inevitably guts the major league roster next season?



I'm always happy that I'm not a Boston fan

Keef said...

Knows counting



ok

tem said...

the reds should have gotten a starting pitcher who didn't miss the 10 most important days with a sore back.

Mize said...

"the reds should have gotten a starting pitcher who didn't miss the 10 most important days with a sore back."


Dusty'd

Keef said...

mize knows

Keef said...

The good news is this ends the Dusty era in Cincy

I Blue it said...

they should have sat cueto the last month of the season to save his arm for next year anyway

El Padrino said...

blame me

reds collapsed as soon as i congratulated you on them

El Padrino said...

"Our last championship parade was in 2011. You?"

2012.

Keef said...

::bitchscream::

Keef said...

blame me

reds collapsed as soon as i congratulated you on them




Already did that

I Blue it said...

didn't happen if you posted it after "Piece"

Keef said...

true

tem said...

reds will come back.

tem said...

so josh hamilton slumped because he quit chewing tabacco? awesome.

Mize said...

And quit Red Bull

Keef said...

reds will come back.



fuck off

Keef said...

Nolan Ryan has a point. Why would Hamilton choose to quit tobacco during the middle of the season

Mize said...

I'm out

I Blue it said...

"Nolan Ryan has a point. Why would Hamilton choose to quit tobacco during the middle of the season"

probably because he didn't want to get lip cancer

I Blue it said...

oh, and he was trying to obey the Lord

Keef said...

If he quits in July or he quits in October, he's still getting lip cancer

I Blue it said...

if he quit in October, he'd have been in the middle of the baseball playoffs and that would have been a bad time

I Blue it said...

When God tells you to quit, you quit

Keef said...

God. HA!


/TP

I Blue it said...

what ever happened to Brian Wilson, is he hurt again?

Keef said...

tommy john

Aitch said...

Just found out my friend Kristen is gonna be in Vegas the same weekend. Small world.

Keef said...

maybe tem can fight her

I Blue it said...

simpin for sure

tem said...

i don't know why H is talking to that chick.

Aitch said...

I still wish I knew why I was so mad about that. Was that after the cake bar? Maybe I thought they were trying to start shit with Tem?

tem said...

i think it was before the cake bar.

i hope vegas has free cake.

tem said...

keith, sorry about the reds. that sucks.

Keef said...

i think it was before the cake bar.


I think it was after. It was at that Cheers bar. H passed out upstairs and we left and went back to the hotel

Keef said...

keith, sorry about the reds. that sucks.



thanks

tem said...

oh yes, it was at the end. Cheers.

H kept saying things like "this isn't how it is in Bahstahn"

I Blue it said...

and then he fell asleep

tem said...

yeah, then we got kicked out because he was asleep.

tem said...

little guy got tuckered out. he should have had more diet pepsi.

Aitch said...

Reds still have life.

tem said...

negative. they are just getting kevin's hopes up before they squash them.

Keef said...

little guy got tuckered out.



I WAS UP AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING AND WAS DRINKING ALL DAY!

/H

tem said...

game ending double play in 2 minutes

Aitch said...

6-4

tem said...

i'm going to go pee. when i get back this game will be over and kevin will be sad.

Keef said...

i hope you get piss on your pants

Keef said...

If getting piss on your pants is cool, you can call me Miles Davis

tem said...

i'm back. is kevin sad?

I Blue it said...

white jesus is fouling off pitches

tem said...

he'll tire out and K

I Blue it said...

no, he's white jesus

tem said...

white jesus plays football

tem said...

he is a punt team guy on the jets

I Blue it said...

no, that's actually Jesus

tem said...

are you saying jesus isn't white?

I Blue it said...

he couldn't hit a curveball

tem said...

i heard he can't hit a curveball. so he is going to K on a curveball.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Bill Simmons ‏@sportsguy33

Trapped in car listening to last 2 Cubs-Giants innings"

wow, keef is getting called kevin worse or the reds being called the cubs?

I Blue it said...

after 42 pitch at bat, white jesus finally is retired

Spaceman Spiff said...

rolen may be the last out, fitting

Keef said...

fucking Rolen

I Blue it said...

reds problem is that they hit too many foul balls

I Blue it said...

well at least it wasn't strike 3 looking

Spaceman Spiff said...

rolen K, of course

tem said...

but votto doesn't hit pop up fouls or whatever

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