Thursday, October 25, 2012

moving day

Was it tem who wanted to go all in on the Tigers vs Barry Zito last night? Does Lp bitchscream for this Giants team too? Does Melky get a ring if they win? Is Zito in the last year of his deal? If so, maybe the Red Sox or Yankees can sign him for big money after this season.

Remember about a year ago I moved offices? You probably don't, but today we are moving back to our old office again. Progress! Hopefully I can still get to LOV over in the new old building.

Weekend plans: We are going to two Halloween parties on Saturday night. My costume is a replacement official. Referee shirt, hat, and I have a binder that has the cover page of the 2012 NFL rule book on one side and the cover for Football for Dummies on the other. It was a cheap costume, which is what I was going for. I need to find some kind of flag to throw at people who commit party fouls.

On Sunday cmjug and I are going here to see this guy in an acoustic show. Cool venue, cool show, and good dude. This is a video I took of him on one of those musicfest trips I went on a couple of years ago.

The STD cupcake pics were nasty!

We had this dude come out and run some tests on our water at the house the other day. It was part of a Welcome to the Neighborhood thing and we got a gift card to a steakhouse out of it. He spent about an hour and he was there to show us how good a home filtering system would work (for the low cost of 4-6 grand). He gets to talking about how he has 4 daughters, two of which are in high school, and he has a device on their cars that tracks everywhere they go real time. He can view it on his smart phone, laptop, or whatever. The devices were $300 each. I don't have kids yet, but some of you do. Is that something you'd do with your kids (especially with those fantasy slut leagues popping up). Would you install an app on your kids phone that would show you whatever text they send or receive? Just curious. On a side note, he told me he got that stuff at a spy store in downtown Houston...I'd like to check out that place.

I don't have anything left...its moving day...GO!

164 comments:

BLUE said...

hooray boobies

kod said...

""how much is a pack of cigarettes now roughly?"


Pyramids are ~$5.40 a pack, brand names like Camels & Marlboros are $7.40 to $8.50"

it's roughly the same here, but....

I go with the Marb Red 72s-shorts ($4.50/pck) or, if I'm feeling extra strapped, Tribal Cig Red 72s $2.50/pck of 25).

kod said...

"buy cigs from kod. He hoards them in his basement.


that stache is for the apocalypse"


ha, I was hoarding the Tribal Cigs for a while during some legal challenges to the state tax exemptions, but haven't done that in a couple years

I've thought about including cigs in our doomsday prepping, but, didn't make the final cut, too expensive, do not keep well w/out refrigeration, and I'd be fucking with one of the best chances I'd ever have to quit

*could make good currency though, but I'm sure I'd smoke em if I got em

BLUE said...

isn't everyday doomsday in bemidji?

kod said...

nah, just Nov-March

kod said...

if I learned one thing at home sick yesterday, it was that when I team squeaks by the LCS and the other team sweeps the LCS


bet *heavy* on the team that squeaked by.....it's uncanny, every time it's happened in the past, the squearer has not just won the WS, but most of the time in 4 or 5 games

we'll see how it goes from here, but game 1 seemed to back that trend up

kod said...

actually, I think that situation impacted a couple LOV members back in 2007

El Padrino said...

Would you install an app on your kids phone that would show you whatever text they send or receive?

no

Keef said...

Is that something you'd do with your kids (especially with those fantasy slut leagues popping up). Would you install an app on your kids phone that would show you whatever text they send or receive



No

kod said...

oh SHIT, it just ocurrs to me that the mothafuckin Vikes play tonight



LOVE these Thursday night games

:) (well, at least today I'm not so down on them...had to listen to the last game on radio, that kinda sucked)

Aitch said...

We have thise devices on the vehicles at work. They use them to check our proximity to the next call so they can send the closest guy. I'm sure they make sure we aren't using the car for personal business too.

Aitch said...

" Would you install an app on your kids phone that would show you whatever text they send or receive?"

I pray that I never have a daughter cuz I would probably be neurotic enough to do this.

BLUE said...

"actually, I think that situation impacted a couple LOV members back in 2007"

fucking 2007

tem said...

"Would you install an app on your kids phone that would show you whatever text they send or receive"

yes. if they are under 16. after that maybe not.

Mize said...

I'm a tremendous slacker

tem said...

keith, name/pic change needed.

tem said...

"i'm a tremendous slacker"


join the club

El Padrino said...

on top of a busy day thus far i got some villiage idiot sending me retarded trade requests in fantasy

tem said...

they are golden offers i bet

El Padrino said...

yeah real golden

the law firm and ponder

for reggie wayne

tem said...

sounds like a deal. 2 for 1.

Keef said...

tem, your name/pic is Effed by a panda dick

Jugdish said...

"Would you install an app on your kids phone that would show you whatever text they send or receive"



cmlp's cell phone can only dial me and 911...that's it

/Lp

Jugdish said...

Effed by a panda dick


hilarity

BLUE said...

wonder if verlander got to cry into upton's bosom last night

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

damn

Jugdish said...

hurricane sandy is heading right for jersey...look out Lp

Keef said...

Better have cmlp cook up some extra food and get the laundry done today in case you lose power for a few days.

Keef said...

already on it!

/LP

ToddPacker said...

jug, standard bet with your Beth character on the fla/uga game?

BLUE said...

the will muschamp era is going pretty swell

El Padrino said...

ha hurricane

yea sure

effed by a panda dick said...

beth is rarely on now that we now it is really jug.

effed by a panda dick said...

"wonder if verlander got to cry into upton's bosom last night"

fuck that's right. he is tappin that.

effed by a panda dick said...

panda dick effin isn't too bad. small dicks on those pandas.

Keef said...

beth is rarely on now that we now it is really jug.



Some people don't now

BLUE said...

no wonder EP has been so absent

the barber got clipped

Mize said...

"the barber got clipped"

ISWYDT

Mize said...

Went to a brewcrewball.com gathering last night and a 24 year old kid asked the group if we had seen Dazed & Confused. He was met with some mighty blank stares.

Jugdish said...

stern says he will retire in feb 2014

Jugdish said...

done moving...

effed by a panda dick said...

i bet elpad has that spy shit on cmlps phone and car.

BLUE said...

you never saw dazed and confused?

Keef said...

I thought LP & clmp shared a car

BLUE said...

they share a kid

Keef said...

or 2

BLUE said...

maybe 3 soon

BLUE said...

kids will be sleeping in drawers in the kitchen like the chinese

Keef said...

ha

Keef said...

on a related note, this needs to stay here, but cmk is like a week late

Mize said...

Whatta get a 3rd job

Mize said...

exfmmize used to pull that week late shit all the time

Mize said...

Sometimes she'd just casually mention that she didn't get her period last month. Fuckin' bitch.

Keef said...

difference is we're trying, so it doesn't bother me

Keef said...

I interviewed for a new yob here on Tuesday. That would allow me to quit HD. Found out today I didn't get it. Woe.

Mize said...

"difference is we're trying, so it doesn't bother me"


You didn't say that, that changes everything.

Mize said...

Tem, today is National Microwave Appreciation Day.

Keef said...

You didn't say that, that changes everything.



Oh. Well then. We were trying

El Padrino said...

congrats keef

Mize said...

Nice job on the jinx, retard.

Jugdish said...

Nice job on the jinx, retard.


Good one!

/Ann Coulter

Jugdish said...

The Blue Angels are flying around the base...cool!

El Padrino said...

i feel like im inside a washing machine but instead of clothes it's mountains of paper and rules swirling around

Jugdish said...

air show this weekend, which generally means i stay away from the base. however tomorrow we get to walk around the static displays without the crowds and see the Blue Angels rehearse

Jugdish said...

i feel like im inside a washing machine but instead of clothes it's mountains of paper and rules swirling around



washing is women's work

/Lp

BLUE said...

he's trapped in a washing machine in a suit

El Padrino said...

why am i getting bombarded with women sexist jokes

i didnt do anything

Mize said...

You've gone too far into the forest.

El Padrino said...

havent begun gems post yet

woe

Mize said...

home time

effed by a panda dick said...

"That would allow me to quit HD. Found out today I didn't get it. Woe. "

why would you want to quit HD?

effed by a panda dick said...

"Tem, today is National Microwave Appreciation Day"

fuck microwaves. i'll appreciate it a baseball bat.

effed by a panda dick said...

"but cmk is like a week late"

she can make up that period after school.

effed by a panda dick said...

people will get that, but they won't know that it is a joke from Grease 2.

Keef said...

i feel like im inside a washing machine but instead of clothes it's mountains of paper and rules swirling around



It must be a dream. They don't allow woman* to work at your place of employment. That makes you happy.

effed by a panda dick said...

"but cmk is like a week late"

you can tell keith has at least 1 kid. if you don't have a kid you don't dare say anything until like week 12 or something.

Keef said...

why would you want to quit HD?



There's not enough space on the internets to list every reason

Keef said...

you can tell keith has at least 1 kid. if you don't have a kid you don't dare say anything until like week 12 or something.



I'm pretty sure for my first kid I said the same thing about her being late. I know I said something before she peed on a stick

Keef said...

But I say it here only

effed by a panda dick said...

"But I say it here only"

this makes us special. ns

effed by a panda dick said...

for instance if cmtem was 8 1/2 weeks late i would not say it here. i'd wait until 12.

or at least i would be told that i had to wait until 12.

i have no idea why 12 is such a magic number.

Keef said...

I think there are other things that make us special

Keef said...

or at least i would be told that i had to wait until 12.

i have no idea why 12 is such a magic number.




Yeah, we didn't tell anyone (non-lov) the first time until right around 12 weeks. Apparently the first 11 weeks are critical or something.

BLUE said...

yes, special

BLUE said...

lots of miscarriages in the first trimester

after the first trimester risk of miscarriage drops to very small

effed by a panda dick said...

i wonder how late cmtyler is.

Jugdish said...

cmlp didn't tell anyone when she was pregnant, i did. she doesn't speak unless spoken to

/Lp

effed by a panda dick said...

is 12 weeks a trimester?

i guess 9 months is about 36 weeks, so i guess it is.

i don't do math so good.

El Padrino said...

"i have no idea why 12 is such a magic number."


read a book bro

Jugdish said...

is 12 weeks a trimester?



depends on the school

s

effed by a panda dick said...

"read a book bro"

i know you don't read the comments, but it should be know to you that i don't read.

El Padrino said...

neither do i

which makes me telling people to read a book more hilarious

effed by a panda dick said...

no it doesn't.

Keef said...

cmlp didn't tell anyone when she was pregnant, i did. she doesn't speak unless spoken to

/Lp




hahahahahahaha

Keef said...

which makes me telling people to read a book more hilarious




Yeah you're a regular dane cook

effed by a panda dick said...

cmlp said on FB that she is late

Keef said...

cmlp said on FB that she is late



Bitch better not be late with dinner

/LP

effed by a panda dick said...

why all the women jokes? /lp

Keef said...

i don't do math so good.



Good thing you have a yob that doesn't require it

effed by a panda dick said...

i have Excel. it does the math for me.

Keef said...

Emanuel Steward, the Godfather of Detroit boxing, is dead at 68

effed by a panda dick said...

i gottsta go get chili

El Padrino said...

cmep lives a nice life free of persecution by her husband

Jugdish said...

cmep lives a nice life free of persecution by her husband, as long as she keeps the apartment clean and my meals on time

fixed

Keef said...

jug knows

El Padrino said...

she doesnt do either of those

El Padrino said...

well she keeps the apartment clean for the most part

Mize said...

Goddamn Manny Steward

Aitch said...

Stephen A. is in trouble. Dropped an N bomb on live TV.

Mize said...

He won't get in much trouble. Watch.

Mize said...

Tom Hanks said Fuck on a national morning show, and nobody said boo about it.

Keef said...

What's the big deal? I drop that word on the regular

/LP

Keef said...

N, not F

Jugdish said...

He won't get in much trouble. Watch.



this will be a good victory for black people

/mize

BLUE said...

"Tom Hanks said Fuck on a national morning show, and nobody said boo about it"

Tom Hanks is america's most lovable comedic actor

Stephen A is a douchehole

Keef said...

TWHNBS

Jugdish said...

i said negus


/Stephen A.

El Padrino said...

sounds like he said it to me

Mize said...

That McDonald's CBO looks dank as fuck. Might have to try to make that at home.

Jugdish said...

Chief BEAST Officer?

BLUE said...

"That McDonald's CBO looks dank as fuck. Might have to try to make that at home."

had it the other day...was pretty good.

the mustard was a little much, but still overall a decent sandwhich*

Keef said...

Not sure why there are so many men that work in BEAST restaurants. Most of the jobs are either cooking or cleaning

/LP

BLUE said...

minorities

/lp

Mize said...

"the mustard was a little much, but still overall a decent sandwhich*"


The mustard sauce sounds appealing.

Was gonna get a burger last night at The Tracks that has fried onions, mushrooms, horseradish mayo, and is topped with roast beef and cheddar. I derped out and got the buffalo chicken and bleu cheese sandwich instead. Couldn't justify the $8.50 burger.

Jugdish said...

Couldn't justify the $8.50 burger.



use the cigarette insurance money

Mize said...

Nope

BLUE said...

the mustard sauce was good, just really strong. slathered a bit too much on there, ya know

Keef said...

Couldn't justify the $8.50 burger.



come on, mize. Even I think that's ridiculous

Jugdish said...

the chicken sandwich was $8

Beth said...

"jug, standard bet with your Beth character on the fla/uga game?"

Sure, even though the most I think I can realistically hope for is that it's still a close game in the 4th quarter.

Keef said...

xnij

Keef said...

the chicken sandwich was $8



No shit right. Had to be close to that

effed by a panda dick said...

SAS is black. he can say the N word all day and not get in trouble.

Beth said...

"xnij"

I'm trying!

Mize said...

"come on, mize. Even I think that's ridiculous"

Chicken sando was on special. Got it for $6.50.

Keef said...

So you paid $6.50 that you didn't really want instead of paying $2 more for something you really wanted

Keef said...

It's not like you do it every night. Come on, mize! Treat yourself

BLUE said...

he did, he used the baby oil afterwards.

special treat

Keef said...

ha

Mize said...

"So you paid $6.50 that you didn't really want instead of paying $2 more for something you really wanted"


I wanted the chicken sandwich. Plus, chicken is fucking expensive these days.

Mize said...

Goddamn, Gordon Ramsay is a beast.

Keef said...

His sandwhiches* cost more than $8.50

Keef said...

Honey badger doesn't get it

kod said...

"Tom Hanks is america's most lovable comedic actor

Stephen A is a douchehole"


funny, right as I'm reading this local Fox anchors are taking Obama to task for saying "bullshit" in a Rolling Stone interview

also, further proving my theory that Tom Hanks + S.A.S. = President Obama

Mize said...

"His sandwhiches* cost more than $8.50"

Nerve said I wanted to eat his food.

kod said...

here we go tem


6-2 may come tonight, as you called, hope you were right...schedule gets much tougher from here

Aitch said...

"Tom Hanks said Fuck on a national morning show, and nobody said boo about it"

Big historical difference between the F and N words.

Keef said...

Lol

Mize said...

I opened up a Yelp account a few weeks ago. I'd do some reviews, but I'm fairly certain I'd be a terrible Yelper.

I'm too tough of a critic.

Mize said...

I haven't rooted against the Vikings this much since Favre

effed by a panda dick said...

I want the Bucs to win, but min D and harvin to do well. Fucking fantasy football makes this confusing.

Mize said...

Percy really looks like the only weapon the Vikings have

Mize said...

Give it ot Doug!

Mize said...

Give it to Doug again!

Mize said...

Mike Williams! Even better!

Keef said...

Doug!

Mize said...

42.6 out of the Doug & Mike show so far

Mize said...

Free Doritos Locos Taco for everybody!

Keef said...

Yessir

Keef said...

Doug!

Mize said...

Doug & Mike Show

FIDDY SIX POINT TWO!

Tyler said...

Keith is gonna be happy: Disney bought Lucasfilm for $4 Billion and we get three more Star Wars movies!!!

Tyler said...

I just posted on the wrong day. Der.

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