Monday, October 29, 2012

I'm A Loser

Marcus Lattimore.

BUSTER POSEY!  HOLY CRAP!

The Badgers are awful.
The Lions squeaked one out against the Seachickens.  No lie, I was rooting against the Lions.
I got crushed in $FNFL this week.
I went to Deluxe's parents house tonight because he's in the area for work on Monday and I needed that person to bring me the bomb ass windshield wipers from cmdeluxe's work.  Seriously, she gets them at like $3 for 2 and they're the best wipers I've ever put on a car.  God bless America.  We had pulled pork and I lent some advice for the 1st half of his FNBA draft.  I bailed out of the league because I got tired of the lack of direction.

More news on The Struggle.  Probz gonna check out another apartment this week or soon.  Less than ideal location, no garage or underground parking, yes dishwasher, yes garbage disposal.  Boo on it being an upper. $500.  I guess we'll see.  I'm ya-huge* on the dishwasher & garbage disposal.  I wish I could swing $770/month so I could have the place I had on the old Meiz Cribs videos.  Fuck, I miss that apartment.  It was the bomb. NS.

My ears hurt and I feel that my doctor doesn't really care about helping me.  When I see him, it's for maybe 15 minutes tops.  I sometimes think that maybe my pain gauge/threshold might be really skewed because I had 4 rotten molars and wisdom teeth that needed removed for 12 years, and just dealt with the pain, so I don't really know what actually hurts.

You guys know how I can't stand kids, so it's worth saying that I absolutely adore Deluxe's niece Mya.  I like teaching her how to dap me up, and she's a bombsauce dancer.  One of my favorite people on Earth.  Love her to pieces.

Drunk?  Drunk.  Itchy eyes?  Yep, there was a dog around.  Smoke?  Smoke.  BRB.

Went outside to smoke and the clouds were moving in the wrong direction.  Fucking hurricane.

When I ramble about my life here, I think about it, and have decided I do it because I don't talk to anybody else.  I could blog about it elsewhere, but I won't have the feeling that anybody will actually see it.  I know you care. s

HAAAAHAHAHAHA, Tigers.  Local radio guy Mike Wickett has me hating the Tigers for no reason other than he's a douche.  He's not a douche on the radio, though.  He's a huge douche on Facebook and Twitter.  I think he does great radio work, but fuck that.  DOUCHEBAG.

El Pad How To Video Of The Week
Big Mac.  No fishing this week.  I enjoy the Nicko's Kitchen.







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effed by a panda dick said...

solid post.

we care.

Beth said...

TP, your new name and pic are:

Jorts couldn't save us!

effed by a panda dick said...

good win for the dawgs

effed by a panda dick said...

Game of Thrones is a book too?

effed by a panda dick said...

fucking books man. everything is a book.

Mize said...

Books are the pits.

BLUE said...

broncos win

effed by a panda dick said...

broncos looked like a contender.

effed by a panda dick said...

both sides of the ball looked good.

Beth said...

"good win for the dawgs"

Very sloppy win, but any time they beat the Gators is a good win and even more so when the Gators are #2 in the country.

Beth said...

"Game of Thrones is a book too?"

From what I've heard it's actually 3 ridiculously and crazy long books.

Mize said...

I didn't pay all that much attention to fooyball due to the washing I received yesterday.

Mize said...

Yay! My scheduling folder is back up. Good times.

effed by a panda dick said...

el pad had a shitty pick em week.

Mize said...

Three man weave today, I guess

effed by a panda dick said...

well jugbeth counts as two (at least)

effed by a panda dick said...

FTR i don't think Harden is all that good.

effed by a panda dick said...

he screams over rated to me.

effed by a panda dick said...

he bolsters the 2nd unit...guess what he plays against the other teams' second units.

effed by a panda dick said...

he is above average, but not a max player.

Mize said...

I agree on Harden. He's gonna flop big time in Houston, AND OKC gets more instant offense off the bench with Kevin Martin.

effed by a panda dick said...

and when he was playing with the starters he was playing against the other team's 3rd best defender.

effed by a panda dick said...

Harden + Lin = 8th seed.

effed by a panda dick said...

he does have A+ facial hair though.

Mize said...

Harden was going to be a major media disturbance this year too. You could see it simmering. I don't think he like being the 5th Beatle in OKC behind KD & Russy. Especially on those nights when Russ needs to be the one to go off. Harden works well enough in the team game, but I think it bothered him when KD or Russ needed to hog the ball.

Mize said...

"he does have A+ facial hair though."

I give his beard a solid D.

effed by a panda dick said...

"I give his beard a solid D."

that is crazy talk.

Mize said...

We've already been over my feelings regarding beards. I think they're dumb looking.

effed by a panda dick said...

harden is going to get tons of looks now. should get lots of offensive rebounds too. when lin shoots the rebounds go out to half court.

effed by a panda dick said...

"We've already been over my feelings regarding beards. I think they're dumb looking."

facial hair envy.

Mize said...

"facial hair envy."

MAYBE

Mize said...

Beard wearers are hiding something. WHAT ARE YOU HIDING, TODD PACKER? FACE AIDS???

Mize said...

What, is today Operation Meizelpie Day?

effed by a panda dick said...

i don't know what meizelpie means.

effed by a panda dick said...

oh wait, i think i get it now.

BLUE said...

it's hurricane Sandy

the most intense perfect storm ever to hit the atlantic seaboard

we'll be lucky if the internets continue to work all day

effed by a panda dick said...

it sounds like hurricane sandy is just a very large but kinda weak storm.

Mize said...

Goddman hurricane is supposed to cause 30ft+ waves on Lake Michigan. I might cruise over to the shore to see that shit and try to take some pics.

effed by a panda dick said...

winds aren't really that high. #inches of rain isn't really that bad. but the storm covers so much area.

Mize said...

"it sounds like hurricane sandy is just a very large but kinda weak storm."


520 miles wide tho

BLUE said...

plus it's running into a cold front, and some thing else and something else...

it's the apocalypse of storms

BLUE said...

on the west coast, they would call it "Monday"

Beth said...

"#inches of rain isn't really that bad."

Plus, # of inches is always exaggerated.

/beth

effed by a panda dick said...

yeah my ND in-laws are asking me how bad ohio is getting hit.

i have to tell them somewhere between 0 and 1 inches of snow and rain mix and about 35mph winds.

that is a normal day for them.

effed by a panda dick said...

it is 39 degrees out.

they call that shorts weather.

Jugdish said...

What storm?

/Lp

BLUE said...

lp didn't have to work today, buses and trains are shut off

New York metro area has gone into lockdown

Mize said...

Beth, twitpic a titpic and DM it to me.

THANK YOU IN ADVANCE.

Mize said...

"El Padrino said...

that's media talk keef

we keep it mooooovinn no matter what the weather does

as long as public transportation is up and humming we go"


This made me LOL on Friday because you know goddamn well the 1st thing to get shut down is going to be public transpo.

El Padrino said...

im working

effed by a panda dick said...

from home

effed by a panda dick said...

schools will be closed here tomorrow because the weather man said it might be bad.

effed by a panda dick said...

and bad means windy ish. and rainy/snowy ish.

Beth said...

"Beth, twitpic a titpic and DM it to me."

Will a jug titpic work?

Keef said...

Americans drink almost 24 million gallons of bottled water each day.

El Padrino said...

its windy

El Padrino said...

of course from home i was gonna go to the DR site but that seems to be an area that will be worse than then the brooklyn

El Padrino said...

jug what does storm surge mean

like the ocean will rise above the land? i guess thats why living on long island sucks ass

i am in zone b so we should be ok

El Padrino said...

this seems to be pretty spectacular
the weather guys on tv are walking around with boners foaming at the mouth when they talk about this

thye are pumped
this is their super bowl

Aitch said...

"Game of Thrones is a book too?"

"From what I've heard it's actually 3 ridiculously and crazy long books."

Series of books called A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones was the first book. I guess HBO thought it was a better title for the series. So far 5 books have been published, the 6th is being written and the plan is for 7 total. I've read all 5 and yes they are long, but a very good read once you get into them, if you're into that sort of thing.

Aitch said...

EP, storm surge means that the water level is higher than usual. So a 4-7 foot storm surge means that at high tide tonight, the water levels will be 4-7 ft higher than they typically are, causing flooding as the water comes over barriers.

Keef said...

that seems to be an area that will be worse than then the brooklyn



Knows English

El Padrino said...

aitch be safe out there, boston just shut down mass transit as well

Keef said...

Is this what the Mayans were talking about?

Keef said...

The Mayans started O:FB & O:FNY

Mize said...

Guys, this might be it and we never realized it.

SO LONG, BOSTON AND NEW YORK!

O: FB and O: FNY all at once!

Mize said...

HOLY DOUBLE DRAGON

Mize said...

I swear I'll be so tickled if Jesus returns after wiping out New York and Boston.

Keef said...

Tickled is an old person word

Mize said...

Okay there, Mighty Mouse

Keef said...

here i come to save the daaaaayyyyy

Keef said...

Not sure what that has to do with you using old people words

Aitch said...

"aitch be safe out there, boston just shut down mass transit as well"

Thanks buddy. You as well. Thankfully, they told me to stay home this morning.

El Padrino said...

cmlp is mad tight

Aitch said...

can't say I blame her. Slight turn of the track and you guys will get slammed. You're close enough to the storm as is.

effed by a panda dick said...

"cmlp is mad tight"

wow. so many jokes.

effed by a panda dick said...

by the by, i am going to work the phrase "tacking against the wind" into my everyday vernacular.

effed by a panda dick said...

the HMS bounty replica ship thought it would be a good idea to go sailing in a 1790s style ship in a hurricane.

effed by a panda dick said...

they did not fare well.

BLUE said...

"wow. so many jokes"

agreed

kod said...

"Beard wearers are hiding something. WHAT ARE YOU HIDING,"


1) the fact that without it, I look about 12

2) the fact that without it, I kinda look like Ellen Degeneres

3) the fact that while I'm always called maam on the phone and have come to terms with being a high talker, I'm not ready to get it in person

kod said...

oh, and they really do keep you warmer in winter, significantly so (ns)

Aitch said...

Wow, Kod. Just... wow.

kod said...

"Wow, Kod. Just... wow."

hey, if nothing else, I'm honest

Aitch said...

true that

effed by a panda dick said...

3) the fact that while I'm always called maam on the phone and have come to terms with being a high talker, I'm not ready to get it in person



i used to have this issue, but now i make an effort to lower my voice on the phone and at drive thrus.

effed by a panda dick said...

it happened far more at drive thrus though.

effed by a panda dick said...

my lack of hair pretty much ensures that i don't get it in person.

ToddPacker said...

"TP, your new name and pic are:

Jorts couldn't save us!"

don't know how to change name/pic on my phone. l will change pic later and keep the name/pic for a few extra days

ToddPacker said...

"Beard wearers are hiding something. WHAT ARE YOU HIDING, TODD PACKER? FACE AIDS???"

i don't like shaving. col

Keef said...

I think I'm gonna go to Vegas next weekend

effed by a panda dick said...

like the 3rd?

Mize said...

The third would be this weekend, no?

BLUE said...

no, it's the next weekend

Mize said...

Well the stock market won't be reporting losses today, hey?

BLUE said...

stock market is open for electronic trading

Keef said...

like the 3rd?




That would be this weekend

Aitch said...

"That would be this weekend"

^^^

Aitch said...

Hate it when people fuck that up

BLUE said...

but it's the next weekend

effed by a panda dick said...

on mondays i never know what is this weekend and what is next weekend.

BLUE said...

using your improper grammar, it would insinuate that you are currently in a weekend

BLUE said...

the next weekend starts saturday the 3rd

effed by a panda dick said...

next weekend is also this weekend.

BLUE said...

i'm surprised that the grammar nazi goes around getting that wrong

effed by a panda dick said...

but it is different than this week end.

effed by a panda dick said...

that space makes all the difference.

effed by a panda dick said...

this could be one of the dumbest arguments we have ever partaken in.

BLUE said...

correct.dumbest.evar!

BLUE said...

tem is write* it's all about the spacing

effed by a panda dick said...

did that clint eastwood baseball movie already come out?

Keef said...

but it's the next weekend



The next weekend is different than next weekend

Keef said...

This weekend is this weekend. Next weekend is next weekend. Der

Aitch said...

I'm sure there have been dumber.

kod said...

"The next weekend is different than next weekend"


^^^^^^^^

I agree, "the next weekend" = this weekend, while "next weekend" is weekend after the upcoming weekend



effed by a panda dick said...

"This weekend is this weekend. Next weekend is next weekend. "

clearly, but mathematically this does not speak to whether this weekend is next weekend.

you basically said A=A and B=B.
clearly, but it does not postulate as to whether A=B.

BLUE said...

so on monday, do you say "what did you do last weekend" or "this weekend?" when talking to people

Keef said...

clearly, but mathematically this does not speak to whether this weekend is next weekend.



There was not one number used in this conversation

Keef said...

so on monday, do you say "what did you do last weekend" or "this weekend?" when talking to people



This weekend is the closest weekend, either before or after

effed by a panda dick said...

what if this were a 3 day weekend? would next weekend be this weekend or would it still be next weekend?

BLUE said...

"this could be one of the dumbest arguments we have ever partaken in."

it's all because of the storm of the century

Keef said...

clearly, but it does not postulate as to whether A=B.




nerd

effed by a panda dick said...

"This weekend is the closest weekend, either before or after"

so next weekend is the 3rd?

Keef said...

3 day weekend is a work term. It's not a calendar term

Keef said...

so next weekend is the 3rd?



No, tembagger

Keef said...

Closest weekend, meaning the closest weekend prior to and closest weekend after

Aitch said...

"so on monday, do you say "what did you do last weekend" or "this weekend?" when talking to people"

No you are talking about tenses. This weekend in the past tense refers to this past weekend. In the future tense, it refers to the upcoming weekend.

effed by a panda dick said...

so this weekend is really 2 weekends?

Aitch said...

*Now you are talking about tenses.

BLUE said...

no wonder people can't learn your language

effed by a panda dick said...

this is why i don't read

BLUE said...

sometimes when it's this, it's next, and sometimes when it's next, it's this...and sometimes it's neither

effed by a panda dick said...

"and sometimes it's neither"

this is 100% true because cmtem always says we'll have sex next weekend and then we never do.

Aitch said...

You're right, this is why English is difficult to learn

El Padrino said...

"stock market is open for electronic trading"


no it isnt, shut down for today and tomorrow

Keef said...

so this weekend is really 2 weekends?


mathematically speaking, yes.

Keef said...

Sometimes when you win, you really lose. And sometimes when you lose, you really win. And sometimes when you win or lose, you actually tie and sometimes when you tie, you actually win or lose. Winning or losing is all one organic globule, from which one extracts what one needs

effed by a panda dick said...

so i won this argument. got it.

effed by a panda dick said...

apology accepted,

Keef said...

so i won this argument. got it.



If that's what you need to say to get you through the day

Jugdish said...

this could be one of the dumbest arguments we have ever partaken in.


does that mean the next argument?

Keef said...

This is this

Aitch said...

except when it is that

Mize said...

What about this weekend? Vegas?

Mize said...

I'm going to Vegas this weekend.

Mize said...

The 9th

Keef said...

I can't go this weekend

Aitch said...

the 9th is next weekend

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Fuck the Lions. Can't ever give a 1 yd TD to Leshoure"

this, fuck the lions coaches

leshoure has performed very well in consecutive weeks against tough ass matchups, refuse to give him touches

regarding goal line situations, they bring in the backup for unexplainable reasons. other teams bring in a bigger back, lions bring in a smaller motherfucker!

also, that last titus young TD fucked me BADLY so i'm extra bitter

Spaceman Spiff said...

was miggy's worse than beltran's last night


Keef said...

just as bad as beltran's. Every pitch that inning was a slider until the last one.

Spaceman Spiff said...

leyland's reaction was even more glorious than the K

effed by a panda dick said...

miggy's was just as bad.

equally inexcusable.


swing the fucking bat.

triple crown winner caught looking.

effed by a panda dick said...

"leyland's reaction was even more glorious than the K"

gif

effed by a panda dick said...

*gif please

Spaceman Spiff said...

<A href='http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1648535/leylandfail.gif">leyland GIF</a>

Spaceman Spiff said...

fized

Spaceman Spiff said...

trout for MVP!

impeach miggy!

Keef said...

trout for MVP!



They had a much better playoff run

Spaceman Spiff said...

they did, less brutal

Spaceman Spiff said...

Report: Michael Vick likely to be benched in favor of Nick Foles


suite, more carries for mccoy and check down city like when kolb was back there hopefully

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

if it wasn't an iggles fan, i would commend him for coming prepared, he probably made it at halftime

Spaceman Spiff said...

alex morgan as maroney for halloween

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

BLUE said...

halloween is grate

BLUE said...

suite, just got my bball game wednesday moved to 9pm so i can trick or treat, then go ballin

Keef said...

I'm slow cooking some buffalo chicken chili on Wednesday

Mize said...

Open enrollment for 2013, completed. Yay benefits.

Mize said...

"I'm slow cooking some buffalo chicken chili on Wednesday"

Zounds good. I love buffalo chicken dip.

Keef said...

buffalo chicken dip is grate

Aitch said...

Buffalo chicken chili sounds interesting. Must say I have never had it.

Keef said...

Must say I have never had it.



That's because you suck as a cook

/LP

BLUE said...

mila kunis might be pregnant?

this is not good news

BLUE said...

whatta put buffalo meat in that chili?

/lp

Keef said...

this is not good news



There are other hot chicks who are not pregnant

BLUE said...

yes, it's not good news for them either when they get pregnant

BLUE said...

meiz and tem need to win their week 6 games already

Mize said...

"whatta put buffalo meat in that chili?

/lp"


Okay, this got a good lol out of me.

Aitch said...

Gots to be in at 5:30 a.m. in the mornin'. Woe.

Mize said...

Rev really punched the timeclock for some overtime on this Sandy stuff

Mize said...

"Gots to be in at 5:30 a.m. in the mornin'. Woe."

bummer

Keef said...

H is the woeiest person when it comes to work hours

Mize said...

Also true

Aitch said...

Sorry that I am not excited about waking up at 3 a.m. and driving to work while dodging downed limbs and power lines. God, I am such an asshole.

Mize said...

A fucking building has collapsed in New York already. That the fuck did they build that city with? Popsicle sticks?

Mize said...

*What


my brain is broken today

Keef said...

I didn't say anything about h being an asshole. But his pic does say that. I said he woes the most about work hours. Which he does, not just today.

effed by a panda dick said...

I'd woe HUGE if I had his hours.

Keef said...

You'd probably also do something about your situation instead of complaining

Tyler said...

Via Chris Broussard:

Amare Stoudemire to miss at least 1st 6 weeks of season with knee injury, according to league sources. Knicks expected to announce tomorrow

Tyler said...

Are the Knicks still on pace to win 50-55?

Tyler said...

Akers.

Tyler said...

Totally forgot the Cards when to the Superbowl that one year. That seems like decades ago.

Tyler said...

"Kurt Warner's not coming back" - Chucky

Keef said...

Knicks won't win 55 because NY drowndeded*

Tyler said...

Chucky just said the Niners are stuffing the Cardinals running game. The Cards have a running game?

Mize said...

"I'd woe HUGE if I had his hours."

Indeed.

Tyler said...

Knicks won't win 55 because NY drowndeded*

It would be funny if MSG had massive damage and they had to play in New Jersey.

Mize said...

"You'd probably also do something about your situation instead of complaining"

Like what?

Keef said...

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