Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Happy Halloween

I was going to write an NBA preview...then I didn't. 

Heat will win the East.
Lakers will win the West

Heat repeat as champions and Lebron needs a 3rd headband.

This hurricane sandy thing is a big deal, i guess.  I haven't really noticed.  Somebody said they estimate the damages at $20B.  I've heard estimates of roughly $40B.  That's all fine.  remember, this is NYC, so 20B there is like $1B elsewhere.

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's interview with Fox news was awesome.  Basically came out and said that Obamer has bent over backwards to help, and he didn't give a shit if Romney wanted to come make a political game out of this.

I have to fire someone today.  That should not be too great.  I think she has fake tits, so i'll just keep looking at those when I do it.

I was going to have to fire another chick in my department once we found a replacement.  But then she up and quit...hooray.

At what point will the SD chargers put in their request to relocate to LA to the new stadium?  Probably after they fire Norv and AJ.

Broncos/Bengals this week.  I leave you with the immortal Gus Johnson


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tem said...

firing lady?

BLUE said...

yep

tem said...

are you going to let her keep her job if she bangs you?

BLUE said...

nope, already hired a replacement

El Padrino said...

it's cool blue you're doing the right thing

she should be home tending to houseold chores anyway

El Padrino said...

"nope, already hired a replacement"

you have a binder full of woman too?

BLUE said...

yep

Mize said...

Blue seems to have lots of turnover. Or just crappy employees.

Mize said...

I guess that's related

Mize said...

I am not at all excited for the Bucks this season. 35 win teams suck.

tem said...

maybe working for new CFO and blue makes the woman* insufferable.

Tyler said...

At what point will the SD chargers put in their request to relocate to LA to the new stadium? Probably after they fire Norv and AJ.

^^^^^^^^^

They talk about this on the radio all the time.

tem said...

haha Lakers.

Dwight sucks at free throws.

Tyler said...

Dwight sucks at free throws.

I saw him miss like five or six in a row at one point.

BLUE said...

i had very little turnover for awhile, and then the new CFO came in and wanted to clean house

Mize said...

Our CFO is a wimmin. She's cool and seems to like me. I try to stay in good standing with her and the CEO.

Mize said...

Bolth are wimminz.

tem said...

two women run the show?

tem said...

is blue warming up to the new CFO?

El Padrino said...

some people are agahst that the Nets game will be played tomorrow night despite there being no subway and lots of power out

tem said...

currently we are CFOless. it will be interesting to see what they do. i think some other guy is next in line which leaves me in limbo a bit. he's about 10 years older than me and been here about 10 years longer.

El Padrino said...

"two women run the show?"


this corningstone thing is really hurting our credibility!

BLUE said...

"is blue warming up to the new CFO?"

nope

BLUE said...

he's a douchenozzle

tem said...

some people are agahst that the Nets game will be played tomorrow night despite there being starving children in America.

Can't please everyone.

El Padrino said...

dats what i said

tem said...

some people are agahst that the Nets game will be played tomorrow night despite there being starving children in America.

Can't please everyone.

tem said...

wow, 8 minute apart conflicting edits. i am legend.

Mize said...

"two women run the show?"


Yep

Mize said...

And up until this past summer, our EVP of Sales was a woman too.

BLUE said...

sysco is very woman friendly

BLUE said...

she cried a little

BLUE said...

i told her that EP said now she'll have more time for the cooking and cleaning

Jugdish said...

she cried a little



it only hurts for a second

/blue

BLUE said...

just the tip

BLUE said...

this is the first time i've ever fired someone I wasn't mad/pissed at.

it was a lot tougher

Jugdish said...

blue trump

Keef said...

Each year, Brach's sells enough candy corn to wrap around the Earth 4.25 times

Keef said...

candy corn is gross

BLUE said...

it's good in spurts.

i can't eat a ton of it, but a little bit at a time, only at halloween..

gold

El Padrino said...

cant wait until the day Kobe rips open on dwight

Jugdish said...

i can't eat a ton of it, but a little bit at a time, only at halloween..



yes

El Padrino said...

candy corn is just a ball of sugar

with that said

give me some

Jugdish said...

candy corn is gross




candy corn woe

Keef said...

it's good in spurts.



keep talking

/beth

Keef said...

I just talked to some dude with a ya-huge chowda accent. I had to fight off the urge to axe him if he had the hoppahh

BLUE said...

rev

nuggets/sixers bet?

BLUE said...

" I had to fight off the urge to axe him if he had the hoppahh"

should have axed him if he knows H

BLUE said...

losing to the mavs, without Dirk

probably not a good start for the lakers

El Padrino said...

nash looked lost

kod said...

"I have to fire someone today. That should not be too great. I think she has fake tits, so i'll just keep looking at those when I do it."



and somewhere, Blue's corporate counsel just experienced a huge shiver

BLUE said...

lakers bench is atrocious

Jugdish said...

nash looked lost



like he was in a pool

/tem

BLUE said...

"Blue's corporate counsel just experienced a huge shiver"

shoot we don't have a corporate counsel.

we free ball it

kod said...

"this is the first time i've ever fired someone I wasn't mad/pissed at.

it was a lot tougher"


I'm glad you posted that, I always was a little confused about you relishing in firing folks, you just seem a little better than that.

So yeah, that makes sense to me (ns); glad to hear it was tougher

Jugdish said...

I always was a little confused about you relishing in firing folks



yeah, but they were women, so whatever.

/Lp

BLUE said...

true dat

never had to fire a man

Mize said...

"cant wait until the day Kobe rips open on dwight"


Sweet jesus, it's going to be awesome.

ns

El Padrino said...

cant wait to fire paul bearer

El Padrino said...

you thought the Shaq / Kobe feud was good

just wait

at least Shaq USED his body

dwight is nothing like shaq

El Padrino said...

gold glove awards are such a joke

Jugdish said...

this still cracks me up

BLUE said...

"gold glove awards are such a joke"

are you made that carlos gomez didn't win a gold glove too?

BLUE said...

PDW always thinks he's the big ern

Jugdish said...

it might be fun yto go to one of his matches and heckle him

Mize said...

"are you made that carlos gomez didn't win a gold glove too?"


Insanity. Best goddamn outfield defender alive.

Mize said...

"it might be fun yto go to one of his matches and heckle him"


I caught myself watching a little high school bowling on tv yesterday. After seeing the kids low five each other after each frame, I couldn't help but think to myself that there's no fucking way I'd ever do that. I left so many people hanging at bowling all the time.

Keef said...

I left so many people hanging at bowling all the time



That's because you just think you're better than "them"

Mize said...

Save the sportsmanship bullshit while I'm trying to break you down & rip your heart out.

At least that's my feeling on competition for the most part.

BLUE said...

so mize is good with KG snubbing Ray Allen

Mize said...

"so mize is good with KG snubbing Ray Allen"

Absolutely. Ray knew what he was gonna get out of that.

El Padrino said...

hate KG, loved the snub

Mize said...

"hate KG, loved the snub"

Yes, this.

Keef said...

Save the sportsmanship bullshit while I'm trying to break you down & rip your heart out.



This is hike school bowling we're talking about, right?

Jugdish said...

hike schools have bowling teams?

Jugdish said...

I'm trying to break you down & rip your heart out.




but its bowling

Jugdish said...

careful tp

BLUE said...

some guys get their hands chopped off in bowling

Jugdish said...

he was hustling...not hike school bowling

Jugdish said...

stern called hurricane sandy hurricane katrina last night...funny

Jugdish said...

wall

BLUE said...

stern hates black people

BLUE said...

where is kanye and his charity drive for hurricane sandy?

Jugdish said...

where is kanye and his charity drive for hurricane sandy?



taylor swift is going to take care of that

El Padrino said...

great point blue

Keef said...

F NY. They can take care of theyselves*

BLUE said...

i guess we did bail them out about 4 years ago

BLUE said...

This is what would have happened if we let the banks fail in 2008

Keef said...

Some dude just got pisst* at me because I denied his uninsured motorist claim, and he said to the person that was with him "I'm gonna F this N up"

BLUE said...

that's ok, he'll be lookign for kevin

BLUE said...

obviously a black guy named kevin

Jugdish said...

was that stephen A?

BLUE said...

the guy on the phone doesn't remember what he said, but he didn't say THAT

Jugdish said...

makes cents*

tem said...

i failed at giving blood today. apparently i clot too well and they couldn't get enough out.

they wiggled the needle around for 20 minutes. then gave me ice and told me "that's probably going to bruise really bad, thanks for trying"

tem said...

they did let me have cookies and water though. no juice. juice is for closers.

BLUE said...

they gave you ice too

Jugdish said...

they wiggled the needle around for 20 minutes


never a good feeling

Mize said...

"hike schools have bowling teams?"


Club bowling, but you represent your high school. Its newish.

Spaceman Spiff said...

trout wuz robbed!

lakers are slow

El Padrino said...

my boss lives on the south shore of long island - Oceanside to be exact

the first floor of the property was completely destroyed lost everything second floor hanging by a thread, possible he may just demolish it



turrible

Mize said...

"but its bowling"


cultural divide, I guess

El Padrino said...

unrelated I just had that CBO angus burger from mickey d's and it's great

Jugdish said...

cultural divide, I guess



we bowl here too, its just usually associated with beer and not ripping someone's heart out

Mize said...

"we bowl here too, its just usually associated with beer and not ripping someone's heart out"


apology accepted

BLUE said...

"unrelated I just had that CBO angus burger from mickey d's and it's great"

dependant on how much of the mustard they put on it.

I liked it, didn't love it

El Padrino said...

i got it with no mustard because as advertised it says

mustard CREAM sauce

yeah im out on that shit

El Padrino said...

no school thursday and friday

smat* move

Keef said...

apparently i clot too well and they couldn't get enough out.




Is that why cmtp isn't pregnant yet?


(S)

Mize said...

Matter of fact, with all this CFO talk earlier, I gotta go talk to the CFO this afternoon or tomorrow. Might have to do it tomorrow when I can at least throw on a shirt with a collar.

BLUE said...

sysco hq is in Milwaukee?

El Padrino said...

harden

PAID.

El Padrino said...

net game postponed

smat*

Jugdish said...

mize with the cfo

tem said...

i don't know why cmtp isn't pregnant.

Keef said...

Might have to do it tomorrow when I can at least throw on a shirt with a collar.



You don't have to wear collared shirts to work?

tem said...

i didn't know cmtp was trying to get pregnant.

Keef said...

i don't know why cmtp isn't pregnant.



Yeah. I don't know why I put cmtp

Keef said...

bad typer

El Padrino said...

market seems fairly domicile

thought it'd be more volatile then what it is right now

Mize said...

"sysco hq is in Milwaukee?"

Each OpCo has a CFO, CEO/President

El Padrino said...

people hate the ipad mini

Keef said...

"market seems fairly domicile"



perfect

Mize said...

"You don't have to wear collared shirts to work?"


Fuck no. I'm considered Operations/warehouse/transportation

Jugdish said...

domicile



knows english

Mize said...

"people hate the ipad mini"

Good.

Keef said...

Fuck no. I'm considered Operations/warehouse/transportation



Lots of operations people have to at least wear polo shirts. Interesting

tem said...

fyi it is docile.

Keef said...

fyi it is docile.



I put domicile on porpoise

/LP

Jugdish said...

john hancock...its HERBIE hancock

Keef said...

derrrrrrrrr

El Padrino said...

no shit

like i dont know what domicile is

tem said...

it seems like you don't

El Padrino said...

great thursday night game tw

s

El Padrino said...

forgot the *

El Padrino said...

ive forgotten that * before

tem said...

i figured it was like "then" and "than" and you didn't know when to use it.

tem said...

i don't even know how to say pico de gallo right, i can admit it.

Keef said...

forgot the *



naturally

BLUE said...

interesting

El Padrino said...

i use domicile at work alot

pertaining to a federal regulation

BLUE said...

i don't have to wear a collared shirt to work

tem said...

i don't have to, but i usually do.

Keef said...

LP is the biggest bullshitter.

tem said...

"i use domicile at work alot

pertaining to a federal regulation"

can you give an example?

Keef said...

just say you fucked up and used the wrong word. We all do it

Keef said...

can you give an example?



Give me a couple of minutes. Google is slow right now

/LP

Jugdish said...

can you give an example?



sure, "market seems fairly domicile"

Jugdish said...

/Lp

Keef said...

sure, "market seems fairly domicile"

/Lp



hahahahaha

Aitch said...

I'm going home to my docile.

/EP

tem said...

it is an A+ word, so i am proud of him for even using it in the first place.

Keef said...

Cmlp was tight when all this hurricane talk started, but now that it's over she's pretty domicile

/LP

Jugdish said...

cmlp better have my docile clean when i get home

/Lp

Keef said...

ha

BLUE said...

are you guys giving him shit again?

BLUE said...

we could change the name to Lordz of shit giverz

tem said...

we could

tem said...

this is really the docile of shit givers

Jugdish said...

International Docile of Pancakes

Aitch said...

Compared to our normal shit giving, this is pretty domicile.

Beth said...

Does nobody else realize "docile" is wrong? I think you were aiming for domicile.

Beth said...

Ok, that's what happens when you try to ketchup* too fast, you take a joke as serious.

My bad.

Aitch said...

Keep reading, Beth.

Beth said...

You too.

Jugdish said...

ha

Aitch said...

Touché

Keef said...

that was awesome

kod said...

"no juice. juice is for closers."


loved it

Beth said...

We just had this conversation at work and I can't remember if we've ever had it on LOV - but is candy corn amazing or gross?

Personally I'd vote for amazing (at least initially as it gets old kind of fast). My blood sugar is through the roof right now cause of the bag I have at my desk.

Jugdish said...

Personally I'd vote for amazing


i would agree

/keef

kod said...

candy corn = amazing

at least the first 5 pieces or so, gets old pretty quick for me

kod said...

domicile talk gave me a good laugh as well


that's a frequently used legal term for jurisdictional purposes, I may slip docile in here and there in its place, if the right circumstances will permit

Spaceman Spiff said...

sergio romo at the parade

tem said...

candy corn is ok.

tem said...

i only like white, yellow and orange candy corn. not the white, brown and orange.

BLUE said...

white brown and orange is not great

El Padrino said...

"can you give an example?"

the client is domiciled in the US and is subject to Regulation X

what does it matter you'll all think i dont know it anyway

tem said...

i just wanted some more insight into what it is you actually do.

tem said...

the sentence adds another piece to the puzzle.

Jugdish said...

we think you know, we just think you mixed up the words and won't admit it

El Padrino said...

perceptioin is reality here and the perception is i don't know how to type, spell, read or basic english/grammar

so it if* what it if*

El Padrino said...

"we just think you mixed up the words and won't admit it"

better but you wont believe me when i say i just forgot the *

so sure that's it i admit it i mixed them up

El Padrino said...

i can tell you exactly what i do

tem said...

when you tell us you use wall street insider talk that isn't easily understood by me.

tem said...

you've typed it before and i know what all the words mean, i just don't really get it.

Keef said...

we think you know, we just think you mixed up the words and won't admit it




This. You never admit that you messed something up. Everything is always done on purpose

El Padrino said...

"you've typed it before and i know what all the words mean, i just don't really get it."

i see I will attempt layman's terms

first step though

do you know what it means to buy stock on MARGIN?

tem said...

yes

tem said...

it has something to do with butter

Spaceman Spiff said...

"During the interview with Rome, Collin Klein revealed that he never kissed his wife until his wedding day. Klein took a vow that he would not kiss until he was married, when he was 14 years old.

He also didn’t go on a formal first date with his wife until they were engaged, saying he was told by the Lord that he would marry Shalin Spani, a women’s basketball player at Kansas State."

WFT is this shit

Mize said...

"Lots of operations people have to at least wear polo shirts. Interesting"


I actually wear a hoodie pretty much every day. One of the other guys has taken to wearing his winter hat all day.

In fact, I just remembered they relaxed the company dress code about a year and a half ago. Salesmen don't have to wear ties anymore. Pretty much full-on business casual.

Mize said...

"just say you fucked up and used the wrong word. We all do it"


Trapezoid

/Meiz

Jugdish said...

i see I will attempt layman's terms

first step though

do you know what it means to buy stock on MARGIN?



tem said...
yes




its that

/Lp

kod said...

"do you know what it means to buy stock on MARGIN?"


I learnt that from a very special Good Morning Ms. Bliss (later known as SBTB) where Zach and the gang buys potatoes on margin with Ms. Bliss' money....what they didn't realize, and neither did I, is that you can lose more than your initial investment while betting on margin.

ruh-roh, tough times for Ms. Bliss, Zach and the gang.

I haven't learned anything about it since, so I'm sure there is much more to it (ns)

Keef said...

it has something to do with butter



ha

Keef said...

Pretty much full-on business casual.



nice

Keef said...

Trapezoid

/Meiz



Good example

Mize said...

Domicile jokes were GREAT. Vintage LOV. I actually LOLed pretty good at "Compared to our normal shit giving, this is pretty domicile."

Still laughing

kod said...

The attire at our law office is best described as, pajama-chic




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