Wednesday, October 10, 2012

gettin jiggy wit it

will smith is one of the greatest american rappers of all time

good to see the baseball playoffs still going

I've still yet to watch an inning of post-season baseball

We're getting our basement finished, got to see some 3-D renderings of what it's going to look like and i'm pumped.  the bar area is going to be awesome

Can't believe Sandusky only got 30 years.  I guess he'll be dead anyway, but that still sucks.  And to continue to deny you ever did anything wrong is just sick.  I hope somebody "bear hugs" him his first week in prison.

Saw Danilo Galinari this morning driving in to work...he was in his Ferrari.  What the hell was he doing up so early.  NBA preseason is up and running, get pumped Tyler.

NHL season is locked out..who knew that?

I've decided to buy club level seats for the broncos next year.  Had never sat club level until a few games ago and now i'm hooked.  I realize it's the "wine and cheese" crowd, but so what.

Sports Talk radio wants Jason Giambi to be the next manager for the Rockies...that makes too much sense for the rockies to actually do that, so they'll hire some dumbshit.  Giambi would have everyone wearing a golden thong and shooting up roids (ahem, b-12), so you know the rockies would be competitive.

I'm kind of sick of the new bossman CFO.  He's getting more comfortable in the job, so now he's becoming a super micro-manager.  I've never had a CFO that wanted to micro manage.  For example, he wants to meet all the candidates for an AP clerk position we're hiring.  That seems a bit much.

I suck at NCAA 13. 

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El Padrino said...

what's that basement runnin you like 12K?

none of my business you dont have to answer

Mize said...

Blue's doing it all wrong. You're supposed to have a son and wait until he's 15ish, then you come up with these projects, half ass plan them out, and dump the work on him.

El Padrino said...

but blue is done with kids
so now he needs an escape from all the womanz

El Padrino said...

broncos have PSL?

Keef said...

Mize forgot that blue is rich and can hire people to do shit for him

I Blue it said...

"what's that basement runnin you like 12K?"

shit, i wish

first bid get got was 45K

we're adding 1200sf to the house though. bedroom, bathroom, bar, game room and home theater type space

I Blue it said...

"broncos have PSL?"

you don't have to pay extra for it, but yes and can only be transferred to immediate family

El Padrino said...

jesus

El Padrino said...

you don't have to pay extra for it

suite

giants is like 20K THEN THE COST OF THE SEATS THEMSELVES

shit is crazy redonk

Keef said...

Woe

I Blue it said...

"jesus"

yep, i wanted to be in the 30k range but sounds like I was dreaming

I Blue it said...

i need tem's company to come and finish my basement for cheap

tem said...

"I hope somebody "bear hugs" him his first week in prison."

he'll be in solitary for a long time. if he hits general pop he is getting raped a lot.

El Padrino said...

"yep, i wanted to be in the 30k range but sounds like I was dreaming"


hopefully it sort of adds itself into the equity of the house

tem said...

"i need tem's company to come and finish my basement for cheap"

i could maybe rent you an apartment on huron st in a year or two.

I Blue it said...

i need to talk to my realtor buddy and see how much value it will actually add to the house

tem said...

45K for 1200 sf is a good price.

$37.50 per sf is a decent price.

tem said...

" need to talk to my realtor buddy and see how much value it will actually add to the house"

if you had the worse* house in the neigborhood it will add a lot. if you had the best it will add very little.

if you were in the middle then it will add somewhere between 0 and a lot.

tem said...

mila kunis is dating ashton kutcher?

El Padrino said...

yes

I Blue it said...

we had pretty close to worse house in the neighborhood

our total SF will be equal to or more than most houses in the neighborhood now

tem said...

"our total SF will be equal to or more than most houses in the neighborhood now"

you should get your money's worth out of it then.

I Blue it said...

that's what i'm hoping

i was hoping that by spending 40k we'd get about 50-60k in value

Mize said...

That number includes the labor, yes?

El Padrino said...

of course

tem said...

i suspect most of the number is for the plumber and the electrician.

if he needs HVAC work done a big chunk would go there too.

Mize said...

9.79 was interesting last night. Had no idea Carl Lewis had such big steroid accusations.

Mize said...

And his teammates loathed him.

tem said...

i've never watched a 30 at 30 or whatever they are called.

Mize said...

Oh, they're marvelous. 30 For 30 has got to be the best programming ESPN has ever had.

tem said...

i couldn't care less about track.

El Padrino said...

30 for 30 is solid

fuck carl lewis anyway

El Padrino said...

i know what HVAC is

KIK

I Blue it said...

i think a good chunk of it is in the bar.

if I took out the bar i'd probably save 8-10k because of countertops and cabinetry

bathroom is expensive, but not crazy

tem said...

good lord, what kind of bar is it, gold? some wood that is only found in an African Rainforest?

Tyler said...

we're adding 1200sf to the house though. bedroom, bathroom, bar, game room and home theater type space

I wish there were houses with basements out here.

Tyler said...

That number includes the labor, yes?

That number is an estimate. It always costs more than the estimate because they always run into a problem. ALWAYS.

Tyler said...

Just sayin' Blue. Add at least 5-10% onto that number.

El Padrino said...

basements are incredible

El Padrino said...

just got an email from a dude with a :)


god damn gays man

god damn it

I Blue it said...

"That number is an estimate. It always costs more than the estimate because they always run into a problem. ALWAYS."

this was a bid..he made it very clear, if there were cost over-runs he eats them, if there are savings, he gets them. Which means, he bids it high so there aren't overruns

I Blue it said...

That was one of the very different things from other contractors...most do an estimate that can change if something unforeseen happens like didn't estimate enough drywall or carpet or something.

His only changes if we make changes to the design/plan

El Padrino said...

YUM

beast

El Padrino said...

"Same-Day Delivery Test at Wal-Mart"

only amazon does this
am i right internet heads?

El Padrino said...

wal-mart gets it

El Padrino said...

i love business

I Blue it said...

amazon doesn't do same day delivery

I Blue it said...

Staples will do same day delivery

a lot of stores do "pick-up in store" same day...

I don't know of anyone who does same day delivery

tem said...

"this was a bid..he made it very clear, if there were cost over-runs he eats them, if there are savings, he gets them. Which means, he bids it high so there aren't overruns"

you'll learn to hate the words "change order" very soon.

El Padrino said...

i applaud the efforting by aitch to go to vegas

that is a long way especially with the connections

tem said...

florists do same day delivery.

El Padrino said...

"amazon doesn't do same day delivery"

yes they do

on select items in select locations

El Padrino said...

florists do same day delivery.

very funny

I Blue it said...

"you'll learn to hate the words "change order" very soon"

I know all about change orders.

we do a lot of construction for our stores.

The other thing I like about this guy is he works on a % complete payment process, as opposed to a pay me this much on this date no matter how much i've finished.

I Blue it said...

"on select items in select locations"

OIC, nerve seen that. I guess i'm not in a select location

I Blue it said...

% complete can be manipulated


/tem

tem said...

NYC is the select location.

tem said...

"% complete can be manipulated"

actually this is very very true. it is highly subjective.

El Padrino said...

"NYC is the select location"

if there is a warehouse within a certain number of miles and you order before noon you'll get it same day

tem said...

for instance do you base it on dollars or time?

it is a 4 month project, i am 2 months in. i am 50% done.

it is a 4 month project with actual costs of $30K (not including profit). i'm 2 months in and spent $20K, i am 67% done.



tem said...

its 2 months in and i've used 10% of my building material. i'm 10% done.

Tyler said...

this was a bid

That's the way to go. Estimates are B.S.

Tyler said...

Estimates are B.S. and I have to estimate pretty much everyday. I hate estimates and estimating.

Tyler said...

I've got a job on my desk to estimate and there's not enough info to provide an estimate, but they want an estimate before we meet with the client. Wonderful.

I Blue it said...

he had specific criteria laid out for what constituted % complete.

framing complete was one milestone.

passed rough inspections was a second

drywall finished...etc

Keef said...

On an average day, 70,000 kittens and puppies are born.

I Blue it said...

basketball league starts tonight...as of right now there are only 6 teams in the league, and by looking online only 2 of those teams has 5 players or more (including mine).

awesome

Keef said...

30 For 30 has got to be the best programming ESPN has ever had



Better than First Take?

SSSSSSSS

tem said...

blue's team will have fresh legs

tem said...

sounds like blue has a good contractor.

Mize said...

"I don't know of anyone who does same day delivery"


UPS used to until George Bush 2 ordered the WTC to be destroyed.

Thanks, Obama!

Keef said...

That made me lol

El Padrino said...

san fran goes for the NY sweep this weekend

Keef said...

fuck san fran

El Padrino said...

no fuck rolen

o:fp

Keef said...

yeah, fuck that guy the most

Keef said...

twss

El Padrino said...

no clue why Cano isn't batting third anyway

seems like mismanagement to me

Keef said...

O:FNY

El Padrino said...

The organization that polices performance-enhancing drug use in American sports will release later Wednesday new details about doping on Lance Armstrong's former cycling team. The U.S. Anti-Doping Agency said the details will include testimony from 11 former teammates of Armstrong who have given information about the use of banned substances and methods on the U.S. Postal team.


Among the witnesses is George Hincapie, one of the most successful American cyclists in history and Armstrong's most valuable teammate in his seven Tour de France victories. A person familiar with the matter said USADA plans to issue a roughly 200-page report detailing its decision to ban Armstrong from competition for life. It also will release more than 1,000 pages of documents, including financial records and emails between cyclists and team officials, that USADA believes will provide overwhelming evidence against Armstrong.


Tim Herman, an attorney for Armstrong, bashed the coming report from USADA and said Armstrong was the victim of a witch hunt. "There is no better example of that targeting and selective, self-serving prosecution than the fact that USADA picked and charged only one athlete, Armstrong, out of a multitude in the alleged 10 plus year multi-team, multi-country conspiracy," Herman said.

Keef said...

webster's dad died

Keef said...

Jeter "had a great year this year, but you think he can do that again? At 39? A shortstop? Let's say he does it again. Let's say he gets 200 more hits next year. And let's say he gets 200 more hits when he's 40, though I don't think he can. OK, can he get 200 more hits when he's 41? You think he can?"
Rose continued. "I don't think he can get 200 more hits at 41, but let's say he does. OK, now he's 42. He's gonna get 200 more hits then? At 42? Let me tell you, I've been there, the body locks up. Jeter's a great hitter ... but he's gonna get 200 hits when he's 42? I don't think he will. And even if he does all that, he's still 150 hits short."





But let's say he gets 200 more when he's 42. Is he going to get 200 more when he's 43? I don't think he will. But let's say he does. Then he'll be 44. Will he be able to get 200 more hits when he's 44? I don't think so. But let's say he does. Then he'll be 45....

El Padrino said...

ramblings of a crazy man

I Blue it said...

pete rose is good at math

Mize said...

I'm hoping to be motivated enough to play fooyball tonight

I Blue it said...

fwiw, i agree with charlie hustle

El Padrino said...

jeff ireland slim shady rap

El Padrino said...

IS RAY FEINGA COMING OR GOING?

I CAN BARELY DECIDE

JUST SIGNED ERIC STEINBACH

IS IT 2005?

2008 WE WENT 11 AND 5

THE WILDCAT HASNT WORKED IN YEARS

BUT ITS DEFINETELY NOT BECAUSE WE DIDNT TRY

I SIGNED WAKE JUST CUZ HE LOOKED LIKE THE INCREDIBLE HULK

PICKED PAT WHITE FOURTY FOURTH

ILL SIGN ANYTHING THAT WALKS

ALL THE SUDDEN APPARENTLY DAN CARPENTER CANT MAKE NO KICKS

WITHOUT A KICKER WE CANT RUN THIS WEST COAST OFFENSE!

I LAY AWAKE AND TOSS AND TURN IN MY BED

STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW THE WOLF IS GONNA BE FED

IM STEAMING MAD

YEAH………. THIS TEAMS REAL BAD.

BUT ITS NOT MY FAULT, BLAME EVELYN AND CHAD

this shit is funny as fuck

El Padrino said...

"webster's dad died"

The Mad Duck!
noooooooooooooooooo

El Padrino said...

cushing hit, while legal, was filthy

i'll hear none of it

El Padrino said...

off the grid

probably for the rest of the day

Keef said...

Amazon is pretty smat*. I boat* a coffeemaker from them on Monday for cmk for xmas. Today I get an email from Amazon and the first line in the email says "Are you looking for something in our Drip Coffee Machines department? If so, you might be interested in this item" and it's the one I boat* on Monday.

El Padrino said...

stay thirsty my friends

El Padrino said...

get a keurig

Keef said...

get a keurig


She doesn't want a keurig

El Padrino said...

ok sorry

Keef said...

it's ok

Keef said...

She just wants a regular ol' coffeemaker

El Padrino said...

simple girl i like that

we should meet

s

Keef said...

simple girl i like that



LP doesn't know

Keef said...

None of 'em are simple

Aitch said...

"NHL season is locked out..who knew that?"

I did

Keef said...

cmk has said to 3 times in the past week "You better not go to any strip clubs in Vegas"

tem said...

temhio has the NHL all star game this year. not gonna happen.

tem said...

"cmk has said to 3 times in the past week "You better not go to any strip clubs in Vegas""

you can have the stripper come to you.

Aitch said...

"i applaud the efforting by aitch to go to vegas"

Wish you were coming along. NS.

Aitch said...

" get a keurig

She doesn't want a keurig"

Cmk is smart. NS. Average cost per cup of coffee is much higher with a Keurig.

tem said...

we have a keurig. it gets used for tea and hot chocolate.

Aitch said...

"cmk has said to 3 times in the past week "You better not go to any strip clubs in Vegas""

Not unless we ditch Meiz. He doesn't like girls, remember?

tem said...

neither cmtem nor i like coffee.

if only the keurig could make diet pepsi.

tem said...

meiz likes girls and bangs chicks regularly.

he doesn't put it on a pedastal. he sees girls like that all the time.

Aitch said...

I imagine there will be a lot of diet pepsi consumed in Vegas.

Keef said...

Wish you were coming along. NS.


awwww

tem said...

"I imagine there will be a lot of diet pepsi consumed in Vegas."

probably. i quit drinking alchohol a few months ago. so it'll be a lot of diet pepsi for me.



S

Mize said...

"cmk has said to 3 times in the past week "You better not go to any strip clubs in Vegas""


You should ask her if she knows what it costs to go to a strip club, let alone a strip club in Vegas.

NS


And what's her fascination with strip clubs? That would annoy the shit out of me.

Mize said...

Hell, it's annoying me and we're thousands of miles away.

Keef said...

And what's her fascination with strip clubs? That would annoy the shit out of me.



She hates them. That's really it. It's really not a big deal to me

Mize said...

Good grief.

Aitch said...

Truthfully I am not a big fan of strip clubs either. I'd rather spend my money on a chick that I at least have a chance to bang.

Keef said...

Don't get me wrong. They are cool. I like seeing hot naked chicks. But not enough so that it's worth the drama.

Mize said...

"I'd rather spend my money on a chick that I at least have a chance to bang."


Now that's some grade-A simpin' right there. All due respect.

Keef said...

Good grief.



This is too big of a deal to you

tem said...

strip clubs are just paying for a girl to cock tease you.

i'll go, but i am not spending more than $10 on chicks. i'll be the guy in the back that watches the chicks dance and the chicks get pissed because i am not spending money on them.

Keef said...

tem knows

Keef said...

Bill's Steakhouse closed last month. No $6.99 steak & eggs.

Sadderday :(

Mize said...

Sounds like people get a little too emotionally invested in the act of being at the shake joint.

tem said...

is the shake joint the strip club, a place for milk shakes or something else?

Mize said...

Shake joint is old timey speak for scrip club. They do that shake dancin' there.

Keef said...

She's a chick. Most (all) chicks are jealous in nature. Picturing their dude around a bunch of naked chicks makes them jealous. I get it.

tem said...

No
/cmblue

tem said...

They are more mad that you are spending money on another womans*

Mize said...

"She's a chick. Most (all) chicks are jealous in nature. Picturing their dude around a bunch of naked chicks makes them jealous. I get it."


But her constantly badgering you about it sure makes it seem like a lot more than jealousy. Like she doesn't trust you.

Keef said...

They are more mad that you are spending money on another womans*



And that

tem said...

she doesn't trust him to not spend money on another womans.

she knows he ain't banging a stripper. she just doesn't want to hear that he won $300 at the tables, but spent it on Destiny and Tamara instead of her.

Keef said...

But her constantly badgering you about it sure makes it seem like a lot more than jealousy. Like she doesn't trust you.



Jealousy typically involves a lack of trust. I know she knows that I'm not going to do anything. She just doesn't feel comfortable with the enticement that's there. Again, it doesn't bother me. I laughed every time she brought it up

Keef said...

she knows he ain't banging a stripper. she just doesn't want to hear that he won $300 at the tables, but spent it on Destiny and Tamara instead of her.



She knows I don't spend money there, except on drinks.
She's just an incredibly prude chick, so the concept of going to a place where naked chicks walk around bottles her mind

Mize said...

Does she know about the hookers I've been socking money away for for the gangbang?

Keef said...

well no. I would be dumb to tell her about that

kod said...

strip clubs are great until you turn about 18-19


then, they are just really sad

Mize said...

True that. I haven't been to the strip club since I was 19.

Keef said...

So you don't go to scrip* clubs, but you don't want someone telling you not to go

tem said...

they are great until about 22.

Mize said...

"So you don't go to scrip* clubs, but you don't want someone telling you not to go"


Why would my girlfriend or wife need to frequently tell me not to do something I don't already do? Other than pshyco*?

Keef said...

Other than pshyco*?


female

tem said...

meiz hasn't been beaten into submission on womans* phychoness.

he needs some preparedness on the situation.

Mize said...

"they are great until about 22."

Our only full nude place was Bean Snappers up by Appleton and it was dry, so the alcohol factor didn't matter. The bouncers let you do whatever the fuck you wanted in the parking lot as long as they couldn't see you doing anything illegal. And if you were of age, and wanted, they let you go to the bar across the street.

Mize said...

I think the cover was only $5 plus 2 drink minimum.

Keef said...

meiz hasn't been beaten into submission on womans* phychoness


pretty sure exfmmize was a spanish

tem said...

in wava the strip clubs are full nude and full bar. (at least they were in the 90s)

i always forget that in other places that is not the case.

tem said...

i haven't been to a club in 8 years at least and that one was in ohio and it was byob.

Keef said...

I've been to that one

Mize said...

"pretty sure exfmmize was a spanish"

Italian & Mexican. Just awful.

tem said...

it was called pure platinum back then. now it is extacy or something like that.

it was columbus gold and pure platinum right next to each other. it was the "precious metals district."

Keef said...

in ghettotown

tem said...

no, these aren't in ghetto town.

the ghetto town ones are called something else.

tem said...

these are at bethel and sawmill.

Keef said...

Oh. I thought it was closer to like 161 & 71

Keef said...

I was cornfused

tem said...

no, those are the ghetto ones. i know which ones you mean. i didn't go to those.

I Blue it said...

haven't been to a strip club in 7 years

tem said...

el pad hasn't been to one in 7 hours

Keef said...

He just goes to the $.25 peep shows on the street

kod said...

"in wava the strip clubs are full nude and full bar. (at least they were in the 90s)

i always forget that in other places that is not the case."

^^^^^^^^^^^

well, some willingly go alcohol free, but not many

"i haven't been to a club in 8 years at least"

I used to go quite a bit when I lived in Winona, as one of the gals in our circle of friends was a dancer there.....it was an awful, awful, place. Nasty, depressing, and dangerous

tem said...

going to see a stripper friend dance would be wierd.

although i think it would increase the chances of banging a different stripper.

kod said...

"although i think it would increase the chances of banging a different stripper."


at this place, I'm not sure that would be considered a positive

Keef said...

kod didn't say it was a female strip club

kod said...

"kod didn't say it was a female strip club"

true, but it was


I did had a guy friend in HS who was a male stripper; I had no idea how heavily infused that business was with homosexuality and drug abuse (ns). Also had no idea how physically abused male strippers are by female patrons (also ns)

kod said...

*I did had



yikes

Keef said...

I did had a guy friend in HS who was a male stripper;



Get the fuck out of Dodge

Keef said...

Mike Leake sucks

tem said...

"as one of the gals in our circle of friends was a dancer there"

i assumed that meant a female strip club.

kod said...

"i assumed that meant a female strip club."


I assumed everyone would assume that as well; but I should assume by now that it is not a safe assumption to assume anything regarding Keith's assumptions

Keef said...

"as one of the gals in our circle of friends was a dancer there"




I'm blind, apparently

tem said...

that assumption regarding keith's assumptions about what you would assume to be assumed and the lack of it being a safe assumption is indeed a safe assumption.

it is preparedness like this that enables this blog to thrive.

kod said...

haha, awesome

I Blue it said...

when is strasburg going to pitch?

I Blue it said...

Browns Fujita says Goodell abusing power.


i think somebody is going to get a fine

Mize said...

Suite. USB wall charger, car charger, and new headphones came today. These headphones are large.

I Blue it said...

just realized that some freshman in college this year, weren't even born when I started collitch

I Blue it said...

fuck i'm old

Keef said...

when is strasburg going to pitch?


march

I Blue it said...

so not game 5?

I Blue it said...

what about game 7 of the world series?

kod said...

"Randy Newman, Public Enemy, Rush, Chic, Heart, Donna Summer and Kraftwerk are among 15 diverse nominees up for induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Also on the 2013 preliminary ballot are Deep Purple, the Paul Butterfield Blues Band, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Albert King, The Marvelettes, The Meters, N.W.A. and Procol Harum."


man, the rock and roll hall of fame is fucked up. So, above are the nominees....so who hasn't been chosen?

Kiss
Chicago
Bad Company
Cheap Trick
ELO
Dire Straits
Jethro Tull

and about 100 more legendary classic rock bands; but, hard to argue against such rock and roll icons like NWA, the Paul Butterfield Blues Band, Kraftwerk and The Meters (s x ∞)

Keef said...

what about game 7 of the world series?



Is he getting traded in the next 3 weeks?

Keef said...

I like Dire Straits. But not for R&RHOF

I Blue it said...

"Is he getting traded in the next 3 weeks?"

probably not

Aitch said...

" Now that's some grade-A simpin' right there. All due respect."

How so?

I Blue it said...

i don't even know what simpin is

kod said...

"I like Dire Straits. But not for R&RHOF"


Personally, I'm a big fan. so I'm biased in their favor; that being said, I'd understand their non-inclusion better if there weren't so many lesser bands already in.


If you're going to include one hit wonders, obscure/mostly unknown groups, (and non-rock rock and roll musicians/groups) then I believe Dire Straits inclusion is mandatory


I Blue it said...

one hit wonders are people too

I Blue it said...

R&R hall of fame is like a star on hollywood blvd...how much do you want to pay for it, and you'll get in

Aitch said...

Is Dire Straits a one hit wonder?

Sultans of Swing
Money for Nothing
Walk of Life

Just off the top of my head.

kod said...

yeah, it would be like MLB denying Mattingly but then selecting Mientkiewicz into their HOF


wouldn't mean Mattingly is a HOfer, but it would make his lack of selection much more egregious


Keef said...

How so?



Google simpin

ns

kod said...

"Is Dire Straits a one hit wonder?

Sultans of Swing
Money for Nothing
Walk of Life"


heavens no, you named huge hits; also had quality minor hits like Romeo and Juliet, So Far Away, and Skateaway (probably others, those come to the top of my head)

Keef said...

Mattingly >>>>> than Monkeywrench

Keef said...

Big time timmy jim making a relief appearance

Keef said...

So Far Away is my 2nd favorite Dire Straits song

Keef said...

I just got an email from someone in our customer service center. The email begins "Good afternoon Kevin,"

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