Friday, October 19, 2012

El Pad's Weekly Golden Ticket - I'm printing cash here people get on it.

Titans +3 over BILLS
For whatever reason the Titans own Buffalo.  Maybe it goes back to that Houston Oiler comeback - Buffalo sold it's soul to the devil at halftime of that game and this is the price they have to pay.

INDY +3 over Cleveland
Weeden in a dome vs a dome crowd is halloween scary.

Green Bay -5.5 over RAMS
I think A-Rodge has found his mojo.  Not even the stache can contain this.

VIKINGS -6 over Cardinals
I think the jig is up in Arizona.  That is not a good team and Skelton is not a good QB.  In fact they don't have a good QB on the roster.  Plus the Vikes sack the QB like 100 times better at home then on the road.  They will toss Skelton around like a bag of bones.  (Get it?)

Skins +6 over GIANTS
Proof couldn't be more obvious, the Giants simply hate playing in New Jersey.  I wish they played in one of the 5 boroughs.  Well except Staten Island which should be annexed by New Jersey.  Realistically though this matchup looks uneven.  RG III is fantastic but hasn't faced a front four like this plus the Skins catch NY at the wrong time.  The Giants cannot or will not start off 0-3 in the division.  I'll still take the points since NY tends to keep teams around.

Saints -3 over TAMPA
I really think the storm is passing down there in New Orleans.  It's like weeks 1-4 were Hurricane Katrina, week 5 was Part 1 of the recovery, the bye was Part 2 and Week 7 thrashing of the Bucs is Part 3.  You'd be surprised how many things get done in 2 weeks as opposed to one.

Dallas -1 over PANTHERS
I hate this pick, hate this game but I have to think the Boys find a way to beat the Panthers.  Despite the bye week and the fact that this is the first meeting between Cam and America's Team (hilarity) I have to think the Cowboys are much better than the Panthers overall/roster wise.  They need a win pretty badly too.

Ravens +6.5 over TEXANS
So the Texans are giving a TD and half to a team that is better than them because Ray Lewis is out and they lost their best corner?  This coming off a week where the Texans got destroyed at home, their first loss, to the only team they played that is solid competition?  This line offends me.  Harbaugh going to have a field day with this underdog themed week.  Adversity adversity adversity.

RAIDERS -4 over Jags
Whatever.

PATS -10.5 over Jets
The spread is high but the Pats have managed to cover this number vs NYJ before.  Jets haven't won since shocking New England in the playoffs last January (2011).  Series wasn't very competitive last year and without Revis especially I don't know how they are going to be able to take away Brady's weapons.  Too bad Sanchise sucks balls because a decent QB should be able to light up this porous Patriot secondary.

BENGALS +2.5 over Stillirs
I don't like Pittsburgh at all this year.  I think they've lost more than a step.  Call it age, call it predictability call it Todd Haley even.  Whatever it is they are mediocre.  And the Bengals will win this home game.

BEARS -6 over Detroit
Bears are sneaky good.  Not getting the national pub had a really terrible game against Green Bay and that is it.  Historically the Bears win the home date so I'll ride that trend.  Bears also have some impressive ATS stats having gone 5-0 at home when the favorite and 4-0 in the month of October.

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Aitch said...

MS paint job by Keef was funny. Well played, sir.

Aitch said...

@Tyler, no BMH and I are not back together. We have been getting along better as of late though.

Jugdish said...

translation...sexytime

Mize said...

I really wish there was a way to query the comments to find the long ass Kod Slot Machine Manifesto.

Jugdish said...

spiff can find it. when he does...make it a post on lordz of wagers or whatever its called

Aitch said...

" translation...sexytime"

Incorrect

Jugdish said...

"El Pad's Weekly Golden Ticket"


they do random drug testing in the guard. when we get the notification that we have been selected for it, we call that the "golden ticket"

El Padrino said...


i get it

El Padrino said...

why didnt harbaugh take the safety to cover the spread

El Padrino said...

what an asshole

El Padrino said...

aannnnnd i forgot to bench crabtree in my $$$$ league so that blows

Jugdish said...

why didnt harbaugh take the safety to cover the spread



he bet the other way

Mize said...

Goddamn, championship belts are friggin expensive. Like 2 grand & shit.

Mize said...

Rings are spendy, too.


I'm looking for a $FNSL championship award

Jugdish said...

make something...make it to where wives won't want it displayed in their home.

i made one a few years ago out of spare trophy parts. it had two tiers and the posts were replaced with bud lite bottles...it was suite.

El Padrino said...

fag

Keef said...

Mize doesn't have that kind of time

El Padrino said...

keef dont recall solidifying a bet about that game last night but if we did i won by a mile

Beth said...

There's some definite gloating around Atlanta about the Yankees getting swept and not selling out their games. This is from a local columnist this morning:

"Pardon me for being provincial, but how long have we Atlantans been told, often by New York-based media types, that we’re a lousy sports city because we don’t (or at least didn’t - the Braves’ wild-card game was sold out) pack the house for playoff games and that our team pretty much stinks anyway because it won Only One World Series and that hard-bitten New Yorkers would Never Stand For That Sort Of Thing and that All Any Yankee Cares About Is Winning? Pretty much every day for the past 15 years, right? Well, here’s where we get to say …

Heh, heh, heh."

El Padrino said...

he must be bored

Mize said...

"El Padrino said...

fag"


Thank you for your insight.

Tyler said...

@Tyler, no BMH and I are not back together. We have been getting along better as of late though.

Ah, I see. So she's just a booty call now. Got it.

Beth said...

"he must be bored"

Nah, like most of the country he's tired of NY's holier-then-now* attitude.

Jugdish said...

fag



the fact that you don't like it makes me think it was a good idea

Aitch said...

Again, no. Haven't had sex with her since June.

El Padrino said...

bad economy

El Padrino said...

"the fact that you don't like it makes me think it was a good idea"

the fact that you like arts and crafts is what made me call you a fag

Mize said...

"Again, no. Haven't had sex with her since June."


Ah, buyers remorse. Or is it seller's remorse in this case?

Either way, welcome to my world.

El Padrino said...

didnt Tulo carry the Rockies two years in a row with MONSTER 2nd half seasons and one year en route to a pennant?

maybe sine then he has been a stat stacking padder

El Padrino said...

"Either way, welcome to my world."

the world of no sex?

Mize said...

"the fact that you like arts and crafts is what made me call you a fag"


We already know you're not handy. No need to reiterate.

Jugdish said...

the fact that its not what i would have done is what made me call you a fag



fixed

Aitch said...

"Either way, welcome to my world."

I said I haven't had sex with her. I didn't say I haven't had sex. RIF.

Mize said...

I was talking about the buyer's remorse. RIF.

El Padrino said...

"We already know you're not handy. No need to reiterate."

WORK

Jugdish said...

my friends call me a handyman in a suit

/Lp

El Padrino said...

trapped

trapped in a suit

Jugdish said...

oops

Keef said...

The longest raw egg toss was 107 yards.

Mize said...

"my friends call me a handyman in a suit"


I was thinking drink server trapped in a suit.

Keef said...

keef dont recall solidifying a bet about that game last night but if we did i won by a mile



You never responded to it

Mize said...

"The longest raw egg toss was 107 yards."


We had a project in 8th grade science to build a contraption to launch a raw egg the highest without breaking it on the landing. Twas fun.

El Padrino said...

are you a shark or a turtle
a shark or a wolf it's a simple question

El Padrino said...

Hypothetical situation. Your child gets kidnapped and held for ransom. You have a mistrust of the police so you outsource the retrieval of your much loved child. Which character do you entrust with the job?

(A) John Creasy (Denzel Washington, Man on Fire)
(B) Bryan Mills (Liam Neeson, Taken)
(C) Jack Bauer (Keifer Sutherland, 24)
(D) Tom Mullen (Mel Gibson, Ransom)
(E) A wild card



Creasy. Hands down. A life for a life.

Mize said...

Definitely Creasy

Keef said...

We had a project in 8th grade science to build a contraption to launch a raw egg the highest without breaking it on the landing. Twas fun.



Too bad you didn't have a project about how to rebuild an auger motor

Mize said...

That man will put a bomb up somebody's ass and detonate it. I want him on my team.

Mize said...

"Too bad you didn't have a project about how to rebuild an auger motor"


That was in highschool. I'm not happy I can't find my big Tecumseh book. I'll be extra pissed if I find out it got thrown away.

Mize said...

Not really. Just disappointed though.

Aitch said...

"I was talking about the buyer's remorse."

Suuuuuuuuure you were.

Keef said...

I believe mize. He's the cap'n of buyer's remorse

Aitch said...

How can he have buyer's remorse over sex when he doesn't have sex? This is like a chicken/egg argument.

El Padrino said...

stat got new moves T, champyunship baby!

Mize said...

H, you're either tembagging or retarded.

Mize said...

"Suuuuuuuuure you were."

Knowing that you start to panic if you go sexless for two weeks, I understand your reaction.

Aitch said...

" you're either tembagging or retarded"

Are the two mutually exclusive?

Keef said...

How can he have buyer's remorse over sex when he doesn't have sex? This is like a chicken/egg argument


You should use tem's reader while he's out of the country

Aitch said...

" Knowing that you start to panic if you go sexless for two weeks, I understand your reaction"

Sorry that I don't put it on a pedestal

BLUE said...

I am picking John McLain

BLUE said...

Yippee kiyay motherfucker

Keef said...

Sorry that I don't put it on a pedestal




This is true. You put it on your tab.

Mize said...

Our new janitor is a ginger brethren. At least he appears to do a better job than the last guy.

Mize said...

I do question his paper towel changing skills though.

Mize said...

"Definitely Creasy"


Can I change my vote to Blade?

El Padrino said...

you can but remember

Creasy's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece.

Mize said...

I'm torn.

Mize said...

Blade is a killing MACHINE

Tyler said...

stat got new moves T, champyunship baby!

Yeah, he worked out with Dream in the offseason for two weeks. Reportedly Dream charges $50k/week. NS.

BLUE said...

Blade is in prison for tax evasion

BLUE said...

There were a few guys down there with Hakeem.

I think javale McGee was down there too

Tyler said...

Some muthafucka's always tryin' to ice skate uphill...

Tyler said...

There were a few guys down there with Hakeem.

Maybe they got a group rate?

Mize said...

Man, I'll teach 'em all that Dream shit for the low price of $20 an hour

Jugdish said...

wussbags

Aitch said...

" Man, I'll teach 'em all that Dream shit for the low price of $20 an hour"

No!
/high school coach

El Padrino said...

the dream was magical

Jugdish said...

No!
/high school coach



riding the pine ain't so bad, mize.


/Arod

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

riding the pine ain't so bad, mize.


/Arod




Mize didn't even make it to riding the pine

Jugdish said...

That is how i simp


/h

Mize said...

"Mize didn't even make it to riding the pine"


Shole didn't

Mize said...

The Meiz is uncoachable

tem said...

My feet hurt. Woe.

tem said...

Nerve* seen man on fire.

tem said...

I'll take Liam Neeson, he had 2 movies. I assume successful both times. He has a proven track record.

tem said...

Rush Hour was a kidnapping movie. Can you hire Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker?

El Padrino said...

(e) Wild Card

Spaceman Spiff said...

per kod:

my strategy for slots: Part I


Note: I really do think there is something to this system, but without exaggeration, I am about or a little over ten thousand dollars up on slots over my life (while probably about 5K down blackjack over that time), and have won about 60-70% of the time over the past 15 years (and on my last 5 trips).

Statistically speaking, it is unlikely that there is nothing to this.

So...


Go to the 3-line slot machine area



Consider the following slots

Triple Diamond (best)
Hot Pepper (pretty much tied for best)
Double Diamond (good)
Red While and Blue 7s (good)


Do NOT play

Wild Cherry
Blackjack (3-line slot)
Any 7s game that isn't the standard red, white and blue 7s (there are many variations....beware of imitators)

*their odds may or may not be worse than the good and great ones named above; they seem to be worse to me.....but their deficiency is that they are much harder to read and determine when they are likely to get and stay hot than the good ones above.


**The next thing I do may not be helpful to anyone, but it seems to work for me, it started my run of 5. I clear my mind as much as possible and then just try to feel a subtle draw, just a very slightly different feeling when I walk by a machine. It doesn't take long, usually just 30 seconds or so.


But, back to the objective strategy. I recommend dollar slots, and be prepared to bet $100 minimum.

Put a $20 in the machine and pay close attention right away to the speed at which the lines are falling. Fast is bad. Roughly 95% of the time the recommended machines hit big, they have been falling slower than average for 25+ spins on more than 75% of those spins (even when they are falling slightly slower, which again is GREAT, there will always be a decent amount of spins that come faster/normal speed).

Speed is #1 indicator of success on the above machines.

The #2 indicator is mixed bars (a combination of single, double and triple bars). Hitting these on at least every 10-15 spins or better for the majority of the time is a great indicator of a hot machine. Again, around roughly 95% of the time, you will be hitting mixed bars pretty frequently before the jackpot comes. They probably won't happen every few spins, but you will see them coming up again and again.

And unsurprisingly with the two above combined, you will notice that pretty much every time the machine has subtly slowed down, you will see regular mixed bars hitting.
*Added upshot, this usually holds you around pretty even while you bide time on the machine waiting for the jackpot to hit (because, that's really what you are doing....you are battling the machine to hold your head above water until the inevitable jackpot comes)
**Also, be patient....even a hot machine that is falling slowly on half or more spins and pretty regularly (or better yet, very regularly hitting mixed bars, is still going to hand you losers 80%+ of the spins).


They probably won't come up a lot (but if they do....WOHOO, RIDE THAT SUCKER, (twss)) but if you get single, double, or triple bars (on their own or with wilds) you will win good money, and machines that are giving you those are most often when jackpots come.

Spaceman Spiff said...

per kod:
Part II


Beware of blanks; some games will return your money, some will not....either way, they suck. If you are getting blanks regularly and nothing else on your first $20, leave the machine and find another.

I can maybe only remember hitting one big one after getting regular blanks (note, random things can and do happen, these are just patters indicating more likelihood, any machine can, of course, hit big at any time)

Blanks will also come up from time to time when your machine is hot, but a cold machine will ALWAYS spit them at you again and again.

Second, beware of finding awesome jackpots hitting regularly on the above or the below line of center (which is meaningless, on the recommended machines only the center line counts)

Along with blanks, cold machines LOVE to tantalize people with amazing hits on the non-winning lines. I think it's a psychological trick to keep people on bad machines (just like blanks probably are attempting the same on some games. It's a "win" for the player, which they like....but I've learned not the kind of "win" you actually want, it's a negative indicator). Again, this may happen on a hot machine too, but significantly less frequently.


There is more to the things that fall on the top and third line that indicate a hot/cold machine, but I'd have to tutor in person for that...there are so many different options for how things fall, some good and some bad...it would take pages to write out every one. Plus, it's not nearly as strong of a positive/negative indicator of what I mentioned here.


Other than those final things, its really that simple. Just remember above all else SPEED and frequency. A cold machine will give you a ton of blanks, but a hot machine will give you some too, a hot machine will give you a lot of mixed bars, but a cold machine may give you a few too; you have to consider everything together with the most eye towards speed and patterns. You will note that it goes together (you'll see when it's spinning faster on pretty much every spin, you'll be getting regular blanks, few mixed bars, and huge payouts falling tantalizingly close on wrong lines. And when it's spinning slower on the whole, you'll see fewer blanks, more mixed bars, more single/double/triple bars, and very possibly after a time of hanging in there from the lower winners - a good hit (i.e. $250-$500) and/or a GREAT hit ($500 and up)


I taught my dad the system, and it's worked well for him too.



Final note. I can't read 5 or 10 pays and have never won, but I know some people who have hit huuuuge on them. They are the kind of machines that rarely hit anything on the whole, but when they do, it's often ginormous. I don't play them though because the system doesn't work on them.

El Padrino said...

Looks like a CNP to me

Keef said...

fucking Spiff

tem said...

I am excited to try Kod strategy.

tem said...

Spiff +25 TCS points.

Keef said...

I am excited to try Kod strategy.



Yo tambien

El Padrino said...

(e) John Matrix

Jugdish said...

and be prepared to bet $100 minimum.



I'm out

/mize

Keef said...

ha

Keef said...

I still want to play in a poker tourney

El Padrino said...

reading that gave me a massive headache

i bet if you sent that to Steve Wynn he'd laugh for about 8 days or until his appendix burst

Mize said...

"reading that gave me a massive headache

i bet if you sent that to Steve Wynn he'd laugh for about 8 days or until his appendix burst"


I'm cutting you out of the winnings for this comment

Mize said...

"I'm out"

No problem with betting. I'm going to Vegas to gamble

Keef said...

kod lives on a reservation. I'm sure he's learned a few casino tricks that he's being a holder outer on

Mize said...

goddman holder outers

El Padrino said...

right he figured out a random computer program

and I'm Betty White

Keef said...

jesus

Mize said...

"right he figured out a random computer program"


So you didn't read it. Got it.

Keef said...

weird

El Padrino said...

generally speaking that's what he is saying

Keef said...

kod's strategery is garbage. If we really want to win money we should just follow LP's gambling advise*

El Padrino said...

didnt say that only jesus turns water into wine

i just dont buy the reasoning behind "figuring" out which slots will pay or not pay

it's complete randomness

Spaceman Spiff said...

relax EP

Mize said...

It's about noticing tendencies. Whatta heard of scouting?

El Padrino said...

there are no tendencies

El Padrino said...

i'll just shut up

Mize said...

Obviously there are

Mize said...

It's for slot machines with actual reels. Not pixels.

tem said...

El pad is a hater.

Mize said...

If he can't do it, nobody can.

Mize said...

El Pad's Vegas envy is coming out

Jugdish said...

If he can't do it, nobody can.



also, if he can't do it, he can practice and eventually excel at it and WORK you

Tyler said...

I am printing Kod's strategy and putting in in my wallet for safekeeping.

Keef said...

If he can't do it, nobody can.



TWHNBS

Keef said...

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell appointed predecessor Paul Tagliabue to hear the appeals of four players suspended in the New Orleans Saints bounty scandal.
Goodell said Friday he notified Jonathan Vilma, Will Smith, Scott Fujita and Anthony Hargrove, as well as the players' union, that Tagliabue would be the hearing officer to "decide the appeals and bring the matter to a prompt and fair conclusion."

BLUE said...

"I am printing Kod's strategy and putting in in my wallet for safekeeping."

gonna need a satchel

BLUE said...

like Indiana Jones

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Nowitzki underwent arthroscopic surgery to his right knee Friday morning and will be out for about six weeks"

Mize said...

The Packers had a bounty system while Reggie White was in Green Bay.

BLUE said...

reggie white hated gays

what's your point

Keef said...

and asians. And Mexicans

Keef said...

I am printing Kod's strategy and putting in in my wallet for safekeeping.



Save it on your phone

Keef said...

wall

Tyler said...

"Nowitzki underwent arthroscopic surgery to his right knee Friday morning and will be out for about six weeks"

Yep. He has been visibly hurt for the entire preseason. Dallas' season is gonna be a disaster.

Tyler said...

Save it on your phone

That — is a BRILLIANT idear.

Tyler said...

Better yet, I upped it to Dropbox.

Keef said...

That — is a BRILLIANT idear.




It's a retarded idea

/LP

Aitch said...

Vegas can't come quick enough. I need out of dodge

Keef said...

word

Keef said...

you ever been?

BLUE said...

Week 5 yet meiz, I don't care because I have a bye

Mize said...

Tonight I'm guessing

Keef said...

Tonight would be good. I'm not working because I am having back spasms, and cmk will be gone.

Aitch said...

"you ever been?"

No sir

Mize said...

"No sir"

Oh boy

Mize said...

I'm glad H has never been to Vegas. That means we get to watch the Bellag fountains. I like that corny shit.

kod said...

"Plus the Vikes sack the QB like 100 times better at home then on the road"


great point, but it goes further, the Vikes are 100 times better at home than on the road.


It's like the Denny Green teams that would go 8-0 or 7-1 at home, and between 2-6 and 4-4 on the road.

-other than a slow week 1 start against JAX, the Vikes have been SOLID at the dome. Almost eteo on the road (and yes we beat Detroit....but again, just barely, they played awful for 3 quarters, and we had 2 special team TDs)

kod said...

thanks Spiff, I was hoping to not have to try and locate that (ns)

one update:

"have won about 60-70% of the time over the past 15 years (and on my last 5 trips)."

-it is now on my last 8 trips.....but I can't figure out the percentage alteration.

kod said...

two update (I'm re-reading, sorry, I shouldn't have assumed just one):


I noted the speed, but as I stated last night, also look for activity on the lines while they fall.

I'm not talking about where things end up when the spin is done, but activity during the spin.....the noted machines, when hot, have SIGNIFICANTLY less activity while spinning. It's not just slower, but there are many more blanks (or, looking at it a different way, many less things like bars, diamonds, 7s, etc. spinning down during the spin).

*Personally, I think this may be a mind trick by casinos/slot creators.....making cold machines seem more likely to hit by showing a shitload of good things spinning past. (which don't seem to ever line up right on the middle line)

Keef said...

Smoke & mirrors


/LP

kod said...

I am excited to try Kod strategy.



Yo tambien



-man, I sure hope it works well for you guys (NS). It's super subtle, but effective. I have literally spent thousands of hours playing these machines over the past 17 years (yes, the math doesn't add up, we snuck in frequenty).

-hopefully they have a good amount of those machines, most will be cold and most will take your money.

-if you lose, remember this strategy is a long game, and the most important thing (if you plan for future playing) is that you're learning the machine and paying attention to the patterns. Also why I suggest only throwing in around $10-$30 initially on each machine, it's hard to read a hot machine if you've only been on a cold one.

kod said...

and I really wish I could be out there, even more now....it's so much easier to explain in front of a machine while it's played



kod said...

"kod lives on a reservation. I'm sure he's learned a few casino tricks that he's being a holder outer on"

ahahahahahahhaahahah



me a holder outer, that's awesome

kod said...

"i just dont buy the reasoning behind "figuring" out which slots will pay or not pay

it's complete randomness "




the casinos appreciate this position EP, they really do (ns)

Keef said...

me a holder outer, that's awesome



A certain Bert Farr story...

kod said...

also note:


as you guys know, on the whole, I am a very, very, very shitty bettor. I think I'm about 1-25 here.


So, when I'm taking in $100-$1000 time after time after time.....well, you can each draw your own conclusion there.


law of averages


/EP

kod said...

A certain Bert Farr story...



:: favre ::


-I do have a crazy Favre story, is that the Bert Farr? (ns)

Mize said...

Yes, that is Bert Farr

Keef said...

Steve was law of averages guy

kod said...

oh, ok, I won't hold out anymore on that story....

BUT

first, realize that I held this out before other info came in on Bert, so the story is not going to be nearly as suprising now as it was when I heard it.

But when that info did come out, I smiled knowingly

kod said...

also, people were allegedly paid off to keep the story undercover, so I will send it to you Keith via fb message, you can choose to share or not to share

Keef said...

Suite

Keef said...

I'll share. I'll take the libel lawsuit

Mize said...

Week 5 is ready to rock

Keef said...

Fucking Barry Zito

Keef said...

Fuck Nebraska

Mize said...

DOWN GOES tOSU!

Mize said...

I hope

Mize said...

I dislike the Tigers hats with the ernge D

tem said...

France aerodome...15 mins free WiFi. I spent it here.

tem said...

Seriously though...they charge for aerodome WiFi.

tem said...

Det then cbus. Should be home in time to watch late ncaaf

Jugdish said...

Cruz wins first fight since announcing he's gay




it was a slap fight

kod said...

wow, I have absolutely nothing to do today, this doesn't happen very often. Love it!


Minni/Sconnie at 11 AM; Minni's starting a freshman at QB (local guy from Mankato), excited to see this NELSON! guy

Mize said...

"wow, I have absolutely nothing to do today, this doesn't happen very often. Love it!


Minni/Sconnie at 11 AM; Minni's starting a freshman at QB (local guy from Mankato), excited to see this NELSON! guy"


We have no local coverage of the game here. LAME.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Oh boy"

this

Keef said...

Goddamn, osu always struggles with purdue

Mize said...

Sloshkosh is shutting out Whitewater. Read that twice, Kod.

Mize said...

Whitewater put in a QB that throws like Kerry Collins. Yikes.

Keef said...

Braxton Miller got kilt

Keef said...

So last nigh I played road to glory on NCAA. It was the nat'l championship of my guy's senior year. Osu loses to Alabamer on a hail Mary at the end. Then I lose with tOSU to Nebraska. Now real tOSU loses to purdue. Solid weekend

Mize said...

Fuckin' Buckeyes.

BLUE said...

Blue is done with week 5

Mize said...

MOTHERFUCKING FUCK. Closing out Iowa to go up 11 with a 90 yard drive, and my shit freezes. I'm gonna fucking lose now.

Mize said...

Kids

/blue

BLUE said...

Damn right those kids

BLUE said...

Tonight is blues anniversary

::crossing fingers::

BLUE said...

Going to see MEmphis, some broadway musical

And eat some authentic Italian, maybe at BK or OG

tem said...

I can't believe how shitty that defense is. Goddman.

tem said...

It literally gets worse each week.

Keef said...

Fuck Jimmy Graham

BLUE said...

Billy Graham?

Keef said...

Top Chef Seattle starts 11/7

ToddPacker said...

I have no voice today. the swamp was extra crazy yesterday. gotta watch the replay today. 21 points in the 1st half on 29 yards. 44 points with < 200 yards. thank you turnovers

Spaceman Spiff said...

oh man oh man oh man oh man

meiz! did you see portman yesterday? milk tits are in FULL EFFECT, and she's blonde right now

don;t feel like i;m overreacting, FIRE

Mize said...

"oh man oh man oh man oh man

meiz! did you see portman yesterday? milk tits are in FULL EFFECT, and she's blonde right now

don;t feel like i;m overreacting, FIRE"

Oh. My. God.

Mize said...

Jesus Christ, I love Natalie Portman

BLUE said...

RG!!!

BLUE said...

Fuckin Cruz

BLUE said...

Bucs got ripped off, I thought if you we're forced out, which he was you can come back in and be the first to touch.

Spaceman Spiff said...

QB was out of pocket so cant

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucking skins D, gonna look at portman's rack again

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